When Scammers Lose $100,000 (Full 10HRS)

you're about to watch a mostly unedited encounter with a scammer the much shorter edited version is on my main channel the kid boga show enjoy hello uh thank you to get connected to uh geeks quarters james anderson how can i help today yeah james i think i just caught a moment ago i well i'm not no no no no no it was not like that it was not like that no no it was not like that uh i have just told you that my myself james anderson from dick squad uh has helped us i just want you to know tell me like uh for what reason you have called this uh or else i can help you about it oh oh well thank you for asking sweetheart um well i i'm trying to understand um i i i'm trying to get a better grasp of my finances because my husband okay my husband god god rest his soul passed away a year ago and i uh he and i used to do that together but um i've been noticing a lot of emails in his email box and there's one that says that there's a three-year subscription for 400 okay i don't know if my husband had paid for that in the past but my husband is no longer using your services because he isn't alive okay so if i could all right cancel that that would be that would be great okay i understand what do you want from us okay i would like to ask you some of the great look on that email which you have received uh there would be an id number okay can you help me with that id number so i can let you know about uh something where is it hello i'm here hello hello i am i am saying uh are you still are you still able to see that email into your wherever you are looking it yes okay if you just look at that if you just look at that email on that email you must have seen there would be a id number can you tell me that id number um it says i have given you an elongated support that's what it says okay now mom i would like to tell you i would like to tell you about this as you know as you know that the [Music] the the three like a giggs fought subscription has been made under your husband's name which is he has done it uh like three years ago okay on today's date uh three years ago so what has happened after a three year this subscription it has been ended okay so actually this uh subscription it is also renewal and auto subscription so that's why it will be auto renewed under your name again so that's why that email comes up to you so that we can make it understand that you want that subscription with you or you want to cancel it that's it okay and if you're gonna if you want to cancel this subscription if you don't want to understand okay what i can do for you maybe maybe it could be possible yes maybe it could be possible he had done it accidentally hold on i could understand now what i can say one second for you sorry my dog my dog's toenails are in the in the mailbox hold on one second [Music] okay i'm back sorry i said i'm back i ordered some custom toenails for my from my dog because she really likes to have painted toenails but the okay the nail polish that i have it's it's got lead paint in it and i don't know if it's good for dogs or not okay so ma'am i would like to tell you like as you know that your husband he have he had just made a subscription under his name like three years ago uh three years back so what has happened as you know that subscription actually our author renewable subscription so after three years later this subscription it's about to get renewed under your name so as you told me you don't want it so i will help you to cancel this subscription and when you're going to cancel the subscription for your husband he paid to us like 399 dollars to us like a three years ago that amount will be refund to you back okay we will going to help you to do it your refund amount back to you okay you're gonna give it all back okay yes we're gonna give it all back as you want to cancel it okay oh well that's very nice of you so okay so what i can do for you i will going to help you how you can cancel this description because you are not you are not want to continue with that that's the reason you are eligible for that ma'am okay right but didn't he use it no no absolutely not actually he hasn't used it that's why you are going to get that amount back okay so he he bought it and never used it yes of course he have been he have been made a subscription he had purchased that subscription under his name but he hasn't used that in a single day so that's why our company gets caught will be giving you your amount back as a refund okay oh well that does sound like my richard there was he would buy things sometimes don't worry ma'am don't worry sometimes you would buy things i will help you how you can he would never no you wouldn't use them how you can can i can i can i complete that come to your chest that way you can go into the water and he bought them but he never used them when we would go out to the store okay hello hello hello hello yes what i was just saying i will just going to help you to initiate that amount after the cancellation all right so do you have any computer or laptop do you have any computer or laptop so that i can help you to cancel that subscription for you and help you to initiate that refund amount you're very enthusiastic i appreciate that do you have a computer do you have a computer i yes yes do you okay could you please switch it on could you please switch it on so i can help you [Music] yeah i i think i can i was considering can you please put on i was considering contacting a local psychic to see if they could communicate with my husband though because what if he wants me to continue with this subscription i don't know listen to me maybe listen to me listen to me very cheerfully what if richard does want me to continue the subscription he didn't say whether or not he wanted me to continue this ma'am can you just tell me do you understand what i am saying do you understand what i am saying yeah i understand you said that you would give me my money back if i don't want to renew it but i don't know what my husband wants maybe i should maybe i should continue the subscription would you think that would make him happy no no no i don't want to make him anything no no no no no no no no no no he would be he would be happy he would be happy if you just cancel the subscription he would be happy he's a good investment maybe i should continue it no no actually actually he ha he had requested to our geek squad no please don't pay us please he already applied for that okay he already applied for that he already tried to cancel it that's why i am a spiritual advisor that i've been talking to she's been communicating with him i could always give them a call but if if he requested it to be canceled then yes i would like to cancel it yes thank you ma'am so let uh so you just please uh switch on the computer so i can help you how we can do that okay did richard tell you anything else about what to do with the computer no no mr richard he told me that you can able to uh you can um you he just told me that refund that amount to you okay into your name okay he wanted to refund it into my name yes so that's why i want you to please switch on the computer three years ago you know richard no i have just talked to him i have to talk to him i never met him right oh he was such a sweetheart i bet did you did he i miss him so much i miss him a lot oh right sorry yes please switch on the computer please switch on the computer so i can help you yes of course please switch on the computer okay did you know did you know that richard he was very he he liked to learn and i imagined if you helped him learning he was very kind he was he was very kind he was very kind yes unless he had been drinking he if he if he drank coffee yeah he he had he was very angry he wandering to cancel the subscription and the refund amount should be go into your account so that's why i have that's why we have sended you that email so that we can reach to you and help you about that okay would you mind reading the email switch on the computer yes i'm turning i'm turning the computer on it's starting up but would you mind reading the email that he sent to you just so i can hear his voice my computer's on right now on your computer um well there's lots of different buttons i can click can you just read me out all the icons name are you sure yes all right you want me to read all of them yes one by one all right there's one that says system assistant there's another that says okay spotify there's another that says okay itunes drop box okay windows backs and scan okay pdf office okay okay windows update new folder one new folder to copy new folder to copy copy okay okay outlook there's one titled last will and testament uh-huh uh there's a couple legal documents here we have hp print and scan doctor skype and is there any is there any you can be like chrome scrabble bible edition do you see need for speed there's one called forward forward forward a copy all of it copy of all of hillary's emails what's up there's another one that says phone there's a few that say read me adobe acrobat i know there's a lot that's just half of it now now do you see okay do you see over there anything like chrome google chrome or like what do you see that google google chrome the google i know how to get to google chrome yes that's for the internet yes could you please open could you please yes correct could you please make it well i don't oh i don't like to go on there sometimes because if you go on the internet you can sometimes you can download viruses no no no no it's safe we are doing it everything it is safe for you okay you don't have to be worried mr mr richard mr richard he used to you used to do the same thing with me oh he would he might have told me about you you know because because he used to get some help on the computer and i remember sometimes he would tell me that he was talking on the phone with someone about the computer and he said that you were very helpful yes yes yes we was talking to him to helping him to the computer so don't worry we will doing it everything which is safe for you okay okay so it's safe open up the google chrome yes of course hundred percent you can uh i can give you assurance about that all right good good well when was when was the last time you talked to when was the last time you talked to dick like it was like a it was it was like a few years ago okay do you you don't know the exact date per se no no absolutely not absolutely not because i know you know i was very busy in my on my work to do the same thing to all the all the all the customers and mr richard is one of them so that's why i did not remember actually what time i have talked to him but i do remember about him a little bit that i have talked to him and he was very kind and polite person do you remember did he tell you anything about his poetry no no no no absolutely not because i found i think every time so there were all of these poems that he wrote and he never shared them with anybody i don't i think he was a little bit embarrassed i think he was a little embarrassed to share maybe maybe but they are they are so beautiful and i i was i was thought to myself you know i wonder if you i wonder if he did ever get the chance to share any of these and i've been trying to make sense of it okay maybe i should give you you know some artistic things some some artwork becomes even more popular and even more um interesting once people pass away in fact there are lots of people who record music or write literature that they they die not knowing that it had any impact on the world so i i don't know if maybe i should publish dick's poetry or i don't know you should you should do that you should publish it you should maybe i maybe i will i've there's there's just so many of them you know it's hard to know it's hard to know which ones which ones to publish because i would like it could have been i actually have it right here when i close my eyes foreign i close my eyes and realize distant dreams made of memories come haunting me in my sleep like maybe he did that he wrote it uh for you about this but i embrace it because you're the one dreams bad boys my dreams are made of these dreams dreams dreams who am i to disagree dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams he says dreams seven times and then when i i take a breath i breathe in the morning air and open my eyes only to realize these distant dreams are here to stay on this good morning christmas day that one was called dreams i don't know if i i don't it's very beautiful and then he had another one there was this other one that dick wrote called important and it says our records indicate that you have not contacted us in regards to your service protection for your vehicle's extended warranty we have been trying to reach you this is the final service call failure to respond will re-categorize your vehicle and you may not be able to get help in the future that one isn't as poetic i'm not sure if that one is if that one should be published or not anyway what do you think sweetie what do you what do you think hello yes what do you think i am i am thinking that you need to publish them for him maybe he like uh he feel happy about that yes and now i would like to proceed with procedures did it make you feel anything yes yes of course mom of course i'm feeling it that was very nice what kind of feeling it was like uh how can i how can i elaborate to you about this uh it was like very pure and he was very generous thank you yes i got the same do you understand what i mean yeah i got the same feeling when i read them i got the same exact feeling myself okay um he even wrote we even wrote so you should he wrote some books i mean he has there's i just have papers and papers that i've been going through this one is really neat this one actually let me see let me so many papers here uh this one says okay electrostatic breakdown of the laser diode and the optical system block may occur is a potential difference caused by electrostatic charge accumulated on cloth human body etc during unpacking i'm sorry this is a this is an old bcr manual sorry um i just i am a lot of different well i tell you what can you can you go ahead and cancel that for me and i i i won't bother you with all these poems unless you like them ma'am ma'am i can do that but in order to give you that refund i need to uh help you from your end it could not be possible from our and that's why mom okay well what do i do so did you open the google chrome or not oh yeah let me do that uh let me open the google you know there was this other one i found i can't find it it was called cvs and i still don't know what it stands for and it was just a bunch of words like like a table format you know toothbrush toothpaste acetaminophen things like that and i i don't know if he was if it was a map or what kind of poetry visual poetry maybe all right i have google chrome opens what do i do with it okay so you did okay now uh with that what you need to do i would like to tell you now look at the top of that google chrome there would be a long address panel like us you can type something can you see that can you see that i see what have a look at the top of the google chrome page there would be a very long address panel where you can type something can you see that or not my nose oh yes it says new tab correct correct just underneath that new tab there is a very white color narrow panel which says you can type something in there so type inside that www dot oh there's something called the web store what's that yes remove that whatever has been written in there remove that and then try to type in there okay chrome a large collection of precursors well that sounds nice okay look at the top look at the top at the top you will see a long address panel just underneath the new tab okay you go to type in there w w dot three times w then dot like a period okay w use me all right what do i type after w and after three times w you need to type over there like a period okay do you see this hey i want to play something period advertisement is that it's like what every parent tells you to not hey kids you want to play a game you did yeah what comes next after what you have typed last in there w w w dot in that field and after that after that you need to put over there the later t t for tango all right okay uh is it safe to click i have a box that says download free viruses wait no i don't want that let me close no no ma'am what are you talking you go to type in there i will let you know what you got to type in there you need to type in there www dot team viewer dot okay okay teamviewer.com correct you got it correct okay and once you did that then once you type it yes and once you did that press the enter button from the keyboard okay press the enter button okay hello so what comes up on your what comes up on your screen could you please tell me sorry i there's something wrong with the computer it's very hard to okay is it is it okay that you can hear me properly or are you having uh issues hearing me no i can i can hear you thank you so much okay okay it's called team viewer what do i do yes once you did that now did you press the enter button um yes it says instant if you press the enter button did you press the enter button and then and then next what do you see download for free give a click on this give a click once download for free give a click on this commercial trial no no no no no no give a click on download for free okay i would like to i would like to give a click give a click on download for free okay left click or right click yeah right click right click uh sorry left click click on download new tab open a new window save link as copy link address or inspect give a click on the first one open new tab open no tab nothing give a left click on it double lift no single oh now it's downloading something on the bottom ah how do i feel about what i'm sorry you said how do i feel about something sorry what what did you say no no i was just uh talking to my colleague i was talking to my colleague oh are they okay is everything all right everything is all right ma'am everything is all right okay all right good well i have okay so right now right now right now on your computer bottom left corner what is downloading what is downloading tell me it's very hard to read hello okay give a click on that give a click on that give a uh give a left click on it give a click on what uh which is which is getting downloaded at the bottom left corner on the screen oh right [Music] yeah you'll click on that to give a single these little treats and i can't stop eating them so good okay it's like a tuna flavored it's some sort of tuna flavored thing but don't tell him don't tell him that i need him because he likes them they have a lot of like bottom because it's supposed to be good for his bones [Applause] but i need more i need good bone health too so all right what what do you want me to collect honey i would like to click on the bottom left corner there is a download you told me there's something downloading i want you to give a click on that where yes what do you want me to click on i want you to give a click on the bottom left corner the thing has getting downloaded okay you told me there's something downloading at the bottom left corner and you can't able to read it so give a click on that okay i'll just click it it's not a virus is it no no no mom no i told you that i'm not going to do anything apart from the like i did the same thing with mr richard okay he used to do the same thing the what i am tell what i'm telling you to do with mr richard he used to do the same thing oh all right okay i think i downloaded it okay so now what has come on the screen um it says itunes update and now what do you see on the screen viewers i want to give a click on the yes click on that steam viewer setup click on that teamviewer setup give a single left click is your name richard that was my husband's name my name is also a rich son your name is richardson yes and your husband he is mr richard and my name is richardson okay what that's your first name or you're like wait you're my it was my my name my name is james richardson oh jay my name is i thought maybe you were the i thought for a minute you were saying that you were my my husband's son no none i mean before we got married he he had many he he used to be he used to be like my father he used to be like my father oh really he always wanted a son so did you give a click on that did you give a click on that teamviewer setup did you give a click on right click left click on it yes so once you did that now what has appeared on the screen internet it seems any changes do you know i do you know how to make my printer work i will help you to work everything okay that would be sweet of you because i have i'd like to print some of the the poems that he has there's so many i will i will help you i will help you i will help you to do everything but concentrate on my word first okay okay okay so did you click on this button uh you need to give a left single left click on the teamviewer setup from the bottom left corner okay and once you click on it now what do you see tell me where tell me what you can say no no you have to look after the bottom left corner look after the bottom left corner will you see the option which says like team viewer setup exe something like this bottom left corner of your screen computer screen okay teamviewer setup oh yes i clicked it before i clicked it before yeah click that one again give a click on it again [Applause] now tell me what you can see once you give a click on this uh it's asking if i want to run it you click on run okay then what do you see uh okay it's asking how i want to set it up yes click on you click on [Music] no no ma'am it why were we talking again you knew my husband right hello hello are you there and hello hello [Music] uh what do i do with team killer it says how do you want to proceed teamviewer team viewer it will just going to be help you to provide a security into your computer it is security protection for the computer oh so it doesn't have anything to do with my husband no no no oh okay all right do i click default yes of course the default one default next do you want to allow this app to make changes to your device yes yes yes click on yes did i ever did richard ever tell you that that he was that he once won an award now what do you see now what do you see on the screen oh it says installation complete is there any option how do you want to use team viewer i want to test commercial features free for free trial free personal use click on click on personal use free for personal use oh i clicked request trial oh no no no not for a trial free for personal use it says your id now what do you see and password yeah tell me the id tell me the id oh it also says remote management meeting computers tell me tell me the id number the id number which you have got the id number where would that where is that is it remote computer and allow remote control no no just before that just just before just before that just before that do you see the id number there would be a number yes tell me the number your id oh it's nine yes it's 1 8 all right that's correct okay okay just give me a moment all right what what are we doing is this is this hip working or husband now tell me that what you can see on the screen well i was reading a poem but i now i can't see it anymore no okay so right now you don't need to touch your computer or anywhere else no no it's not going anywhere okay so let it be as it is okay let it be as it is it will be come back within a few it will become within a very few seconds my computer's not working it's all i have left of him oh it's back okay every time i look outside all i see are trees trees are made of bark and sap but such is as of me i am a tree quite literally from head to toe i'm roots the roots inside me bring me blood because i'm a vampire i hate garlic silver bad blood hello i don't know if i'll publish that that's right yes hello this is a good glove yes this is yes so right now i will going to help you to cancel that subscription for you okay so could you please open up the google chrome i thought you already cancelled it yes open up the google chrome uh hold on i'll have to find i have to find it i can't move my mouse [Music] i can't move my mouth i can't move my mouse there's something wrong something's wrong with my computer i don't know what it is oh never mind i can move it now let me close out of everything open the google chrome okay all right did you open it yes so now i want you to open it now google wait can my computer here okay okay that's okay open google so now type on the google yeah type on the google like t4 tango okay computer type the letter t oh my god i didn't know i could hear me type i for indigo computer type the letter i then type later n type the letter m as in mary no no n for november type the letter m as in mary m like in monday type the letter m computer no no it's not m as in monday type it oh okay good job yeah hello why do i type after the letter m right y y as in yankee okay computer type the letter i is an integral no i typed it type the letter i madam why does it my computer listen to it's not type y type the letter i computer type the letter i computer type the letter i type the letter of computer please type the letter i type the letter i can you hear me can you hear me computer type the letter i please oh hello can you can you tell me can you tell me what are you can you just tell me what you can see on the screen is the computer's typing something automatically now but it wasn't it wasn't listening to what i was saying okay it was listening to me for a little bit and then it wasn't it wasn't listening to me anymore is that the service that you're cancelling it it's it's not very good yes yes we are cancelling the geek squad yeah there would be there would be a next option press on next all right oh my gosh i wonder if i could remember that stupid ai like the bad ai that i made what if i could get it on my computer type the letter i and it would just it would like not understand what i'm saying that would be really funny to try sometimes hello what is this hello yeah click on next where is that click on next i'm looking for it hold on uh oh next okay now what you can see hold up hold on a second fill the form down below it says yes okay fill the form for the cancellation fill this form why what is this for oh i don't think i want to fill out i don't want to fill this out sorry [Music] hello i yes i can't fill this out my my husband wouldn't want me to he doesn't like me giving away information foreign yeah i don't want to fill that out i'm sorry make a uniquely well i don't want to kill this sorry is there any way that you can change so how would uh how would i transfer that fund into your account that refund can you put it can you send me a check do you have a bank account of course okay so you have a bank account so do you know how much you have got in there yes so like so what i can do i will transfer that money into your account directly okay what well that that sounds very convenient that sounds very yeah i'd like i would like that okay do one thing open up your okay just do one thing there would be google will be open up okay so you just uh type the name of your bank so that i can help you to transfer that fund into your account where i just said that you just simply on the google on the google type the name of your bank so i can help you to transfer that fund into your bank account type the name of your bank it's called bank of america it's a bank of america right type bank of america okay i will help you to do that for you okay and do you do online banking with the bank do you have id and password or something like this i think so yes i have a record of all of his passwords okay i just have to find it okay okay that's okay that's okay then that will be okay okay just wait do not move do not do anything do not move anything okay i think do you hear me yeah you wanted me to go down do not do anything leave it no no wait wait wait not now wait okay i am saying wait yeah please do not try to put anything wait i'm trying to write bank of america is it not okay wait wait a moment okay bye what does this mean wait what oh that's the click serve not he's trying to close my cartridge he can't close the magnifier sorry it's a virus no no no it's i think it might be a virus no no ma'am there's no virus okay good good question everything is okay everything is okay i have to urinate would you excuse me for a moment i'm sorry i have i have to i need to urinate nature nature call i have to pedal i suppose uh for some for some reason i i forgot to put my depends on this morning so i i can't go right here if you'll give me two minutes is it all right okay okay excuse me all right i'll be right back man it's been an hour i just realized it hasn't he hasn't even seen the bank yet [Music] i should have recorded a song that he oh my gosh my bacon do it right now while he thinks i'm gone i kind of like this idea of my husband like being really creative like hiding this creative side to himself but it's like really awkward and bad well okay just to be clear i think that it's okay to be creative and express yourself it can't necessarily be bad but all right what would the song be what do you sing about hold on i gotta make sure i'm not recording him so i'm gonna mute him for a minute [Music] old sir [Music] oh [Music] [Music] today [Music] sometimes i know that the fists are swollen [Music] my hope that i can be there for you [Music] and when i look out there and i see all there could be that there once was [Music] for me [Music] and if i could ever hold your hand i would hold it i would hold your hand that i would take it all the way down to the bay with you [Music] with your with you [Music] [Music] and then i would take it down to the bay i would take it down by the bay with hey and the donkeys in them oh i have to delete that maybe i could just cut out the part where i start laughing i would take it down by the bay with hey and the donkey's in them all right well anyway wait hey aim the donkey's in them maybe it just stops like right there and then and she can cry and say i just wish i could have heard the rest of myself all right well that's that's the song um really quick i need to do i want a low pass or a high pass to make it sound like i always get them confused i want it to be shaped like this does that mean it's a high pass or a low pass oh low let's see [Music] i want it to sound like it's in the background yeah okay my hope that i could be there for you okay cool are you still there yeah hello i am still here oh okay hello i'm back i'm back uh so now yeah you know i found i found something about a week ago and i haven't had a chance to share this with anybody so richard richard was what was that my husband was a musician and i didn't even know that i found some recordings on a cassette player about a week ago yeah oh i i don't know i i sometimes wonder if i should try to publish these as well but i haven't shared it with anyone yet hey what was my name did i give him a name i know my last name is good glove but does he know okay now uh in in front of you in front of your screen you can what you can see do you see your bank page yes okay okay so do you know how to put the information put the information i think so because we used the same password for everything all right that way we wouldn't have to remember do you mind if i play this song for you on the cassette player yes yes please please i'm curious if you'd like it get a second opinion okay well wait never mind i'm looking at the account now where you send it to my personal checking account or okay i figured where do you want that quite a bit where you want to get that money in which account you want that money probably my checking account let me see if i can play this probably in your checking account [Music] can you hear that i have to hold it up to the farm [Music] yes i can hear it so what i'm saying is it sounds right into this [Music] of course it is beautiful ma'am [Music] [Music] can you do one thing right uh [Music] and when i look out there [Music] for me [Music] [Music] i would hold your hand that i would take it all the way down to the bay with you what do you think of that sean with [Music] don't cry don't cry dear don't cry right here i would take you down by the way can you please turn down the volume turn down the volume don't cry dear don't cry what i'm saying is right see the things never get changed what has been done yeah i understand there i understand please don't try i spent for the first time nope oh god so that is the beautiful moment of yours right you don't need to cry don't cry okay see things won't get changed but it might get better right so if you're gonna cry your husband will get better right see we can we can try we can try to think better all right feel better so if we gonna yeah so see if we're gonna cry and cry right your husband he will not outright [Music] don't cry [Music] don't cry dear can you look on the computer right please can you turn down the volume can you turn down the volume [Music] [Music] so i'm just gonna cut it off because it's it's very loud [Music] oh [Music] i wonder if he wrote that song for me we used to go down by the bay where the boy the watermelons screw yeah of course yeah of course can you do one thing right can you just look on your computer screen right that is the balance of your checking account correct i wish it wouldn't cut off right there it felt like there was so much more i had to say but that's the end of the consent can you see the balance of your mom off your checking account oh sorry can you see the bar can you see the balance of your checking account yes that is that is the available balance yeah you need to write it down this balance in a piece of paper okay write down the balance in a piece of paper so when we transfer you the money right you can make a exact calculation how much we have send it to you okay okay right so can you just let me know your refund amount again how much you are supposed to receive from us sorry i'm a little distracted right now i'm just looking through all the different cassettes that i found in this shoe box can you just give me the money i don't really want to worry about it okay see we are gonna refund you that money ma'am okay but i can you have to be we you have to be with us so that we can make the transaction to your account right you have to be strong ma'am right you're not like this no i'm very sick i'm curious yes yeah i can have just have something for yourself have a glass of water have glass of water have a glass of water have a water for yourself now okay why so that you can feel better i don't like i don't usually drink water i find it there's just something about you know if you drink too much water poison you did you know that so you can yes so you can have something else then you can have or like you can have some drinks for yourself oh okay can you give me um yeah i'll go get some water give me one more minute okay i don't think he's gonna be able to hear this this is dave 371 of collecting my toenails and putting them on the bed seats to see if nathan will notice so far what did i just see that's so gross okay hold up what's something else that he could have done uh this is day 16 of trying to figure out if the dog is actually a vampire this morning i noticed that when i went to the bathroom it avoided the garlic patch i don't know if i'm gonna all right i got i got some i got some water i got some water [Music] oh god um no i haven't done that okay uh okay it's a seventeen hundred dollars you know something else i found out yeah i write it down he um he was he was doing a lot of experimentation later in life with mushrooms not like psychedelics or anything i i mean he was trying to grow mushrooms in the backyard and i never understood why there was just so much dirt back there i don't know why he kept these things from me i found a notebook of his and he was trying he was convinced that mushrooms could be used medicinally to extend human life by at least a couple weeks oh that's train kept buying mushrooms from the grocery store and putting him in the ground okay he would go out there and water them and i you know i didn't bother him about it i thought you know he needs a hobby but apparently he thought he was on the sepsis you're right let me try this have you written down the balance you're away yeah have you write it down the available balance hundred dollars yes have you write it down in a paper in a paper so you have you written it down in a paper ma'am or not no why would i write it on a piece of paper so before why i'm telling you because when you receive the refund from us you can make an exact calculation how much you receive promise that is why you need to write it down the balance in a piece of paper make a note of it [Music] 1703 [Music] yeah that is correct so right now mom i'm sending you the refund money to your account okay right now for that in order to receive a refund from us you in order to receive a refund from us you need to send a email to our refunding department okay so just log which email account you use ma'am do you know that [Music] what was it sorry you need to login you need to log into your email login to your email so that you can send the mail to our apartment [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] the way back [Music] [Music] sorry i think i have to go now can you log in i think i have to go can you log into your email where you need to go i have to contact my spiritual advisor i want to see if if i can talk to richard about this song see you can talk you can talk to me about it okay not a problem are you psychic you don't know how to communicate with richard i'm not communicator i'm not talking to you i need to know about the donkey i need to know what he was talking about see i can't tell you exactly right that's where they are did you give me my money yet now we are going to send you the money but first you need to write a mail you have to send a mail to our department and after that that money will get credited to your account okay well i think that i'll have to do that tomorrow because i'm all out of stamps so you can't you have a time today right you can do it today ma'am i'm telling you i'm giving you the um he's telling you the information i can't send you a letter today i'll have to go get some at the store do one thing right if you're not supposed to send a mail no problem what i'm gonna do is right i will talk to my higher authorities and we are gonna send you the money to your account right do you know exactly ma'am what was your refund this is james oh all right so what i'm saying is right now we are sending the money to your account okay so if you see if you see any sort of changes on your screen just let me know it's just what's your last thumbs up it's james anderson where's james richardson what where's james richardson james richardson mom right he's the officer right he's in a meeting right that's why i'm just off taking care of you i don't want to talk to you why because james richardson knew my husband and i don't know who you are okay just roll on then let me connect your call to james richardson okay thank you it kind of felt like he handed the phone to his boss without saying anything but he was just just pretending to be the same name maybe i'm wrong but hello yes hello hello yes thanking for thanks for being on hold ma'am this is james richardson once again yes miss yes ma'am it's richard i was in a meeting right i'm so sorry what what are you doing are you okay now i wasn't are you go ahead you can't just hand the phone to someone else without telling me i told you right but you are listening a music that's why it might be possible you didn't hear that oh but i'm sorry right i'm so sorry that i didn't inform you about it right you want me to play this so yes of course man all right i'll play it again okay [Music] did you like it yeah i like it [Music] [Music] so it's very difficult for me to do that [Music] because my manager they will fire me if i do that [Music] you know i have a family right i have to feed them um i don't have i don't have i don't [Music] did you say that you don't have enough money to feed your children yes have you considered have you considered talking to somebody about it no i didn't i haven't talked to anybody about this well where do you live sweetie see i live in california okay well if you'd like i could get you in touch with uh any number of charities or local churches or food pantries that would give your children money i mean food sorry not money uh no thanks okay you just prefer that thank you for that right but it's okay so sorry what you said you would prefer that your children starve is that it yes what kind of father are you what are you talking about see i'm i'm walking here right so that i can feed my children right i didn't hear that what you said that i could i could help your children get food and you said you'd rather have them starve because i'm i'm working i'm working for them right so thank you so much for your help ma'am right if i need your help i'll let you know okay so you don't need help so your children aren't starving yeah because i'm working here to feed them right but sometimes it's very hard for me so what do they go to school uh no i don't have enough money to send them to schools it's free you just go to school no there is a lot of things right i need to provide them wait how sorry how old are your children it's five years old you know it's actually illegal for you to not send them to school and i will send them right now to school they will get they'll get fed food as well so yes yes i'll do that ma'am as soon as possible i'll do it what do you mean as soon as possible your children have never gone to school before no they went to the school before right but they are not going now right i don't know that what's the problem but i can i'll figure it out right don't worry there will be some reason right what do you mean there's some reason they're they're not well enough right to go to school right what they are not well right their face their their health are not good enough right so that's why they are not going to schools yeah oh okay they're they're sick right now exactly okay so i just got the updates right from from my higher authorities that your refund amount is a thousand dollars correct no no it's uh what's your address so i can send the poll the money to your send to send food to your house ah no thanks for that right thank you so much but it's okay ma'am okay guys he doesn't have kids like he's just saying stuff i mean he might be trying to give him anything right because i i just got the information from my house in california that because you are supposed to receive a thousand dollar as a refund is correct you are your refund right your refund amount from our company it's a thousand dollars i thought it was only 300 correct yeah but there are some has charged has been done earlier right that's why you're in total you are supposed to receive thousand dollar there has some rewards as well so the total amount of a refund is thousand dollar why do i have rewards yeah because as you are a customer right okay of a company and this charge has been done without your permission so that's why our company is just giving you a company yeah it's just giving you the compensation for the rest of your total refund yeah i'd like to give the money to you and your children oh no no no i don't need it right because see that is not my money that is yours you're sick and can't go to school because you can't afford to pay for anything i'd like to give it to you no no no it's okay because that is your money right keep uh you so that is your money and the company is supposed to give you that money right i'd like it to go to your starving sick uneducated children please you can do richard you can if you richard would have wanted that too my husband would want that too you know see and you can apply but thank you thanks for so much for that the government they'll help you too the state will help you see if you're gonna insist if you're gonna insist mom right then what i'm gonna do is right first i will see this thousand dollar first i will send you right now in your account and after that you can send that money to my account once you receive that thousand dollar then you can transfer that money to my account does that be okay you just take it directly see i i i can't take it directly that is against the company's rules and regulations oh oh by the way i have a great counselor if she's also a psychic but if if you want to meet with someone about some of the problems with your family um i could give you her number her name's dr linda all right okay i'll take it from you later right not a problem so can we can i do that can i send that thousand dollar to your account right can i send you that thousand dollar to your account right now yeah send as much as you want and i'll i'll send it to you thank you so much right so i'm just sending that money to your in your account okay all right [Applause] you know foreign what's yours okay which one which what was your favorite which one what you told me that what's your favorite food i like foreshadowing it's one of my favorite things about like a good story oh with about a good story yes all right i don't see i don't reach i don't read much enough right i don't read much books you don't read much books i can tell [Applause] what was the last book that you read sorry come again mom your voice is breaking up what's the last book that you read sorry normally i didn't reach that bulldog make comments like that oh why didn't what i don't even like sorry that book is overrated yes that's what i read it last time yeah and what is what did you do afterwards what did you did did it change anything that about your life yes it's about like it's about the financial mentality right what yeah i've read what we also think in the regular right yes you read it and what what you gonna learn about it i don't know i wasn't dead into it i think the summary is something like have you found any benefits the summary would be something along the lines of you should have some money or you should have you should have expendable income so that when opportunities arise you can you can take advantage of them yes the other the other chapter that i really liked was the one where it was titled just get a job you filthy millennial yeah and then the last chapter by the dip i like that too so i think that was the king james version though all right have you ever tried just being rich yes i tried and i that's why you're working here i try to invest my money somewhere in the bitcoin have you ever invest any money to bitcoin yes you do investments of course i do investments yes yeah because that is the things right which makes life better so you're working to get rich while your children starve and aren't being educated that's pretty selfish no no that doesn't mean by that i mean because well can you tell me more about can you tell me more about sarah i closed my lap sorry which one can you tell me more about my uh my husband when you talk to him see i what should i tell what should i tell you about it he's a very nice man right he's always helpful with others yes did he help you with anything you know it did did he help you with anything no i didn't ask for help i no i didn't ask for help with him oh because you're prideful yeah it's because i'm right now i'm just trying to send money to your account is your computer is turned off or something i don't think so can you just check it on your computer what do you see on your screen right now viewer it's like a there's just a black screen at it a black screen on it yeah all right is there anything else apart from the all right and is there anything else you can see over there just work securely there's like a swirl alright is anything else come up on your screen what do i need to see what should i see that apart from that can you see anything on your screen like your your normal screen normal home screen yes no the team viewer all right now don't touch your computer yeah don't touch your computer because right now we are just trying to send you the funds in your account okay yeah do not touch anything is there is is it still the same is still the same thing which you can see on your computer how much longer is this going to take just like couple of seconds right not it won't take much time okay because i um i have an appointment i have an appointment you have some appointments with my spiritual advisor oh you have an appointment oh okay at what time mom you have an appointment um in about a half an hour about half an hour all right and do you have any idea at what time you will be back home uh tomorrow oh tomorrow should i can i can i call you oh can i call you back tomorrow is that okay for you no i'd like my money please yeah i'm sending it to you right oh okay yeah it's because as you can see because there is a spin while we are sending the money to your account there is some server problem that's why we are facing difficulties to send you that money right now he's having any way i can call you back tomorrow and then we can send you that money no i need it now yeah but the bank server right now that is why richard's going to be angry and i can't have him angry when i when i talk to him and why he get angry because you said that he wanted this canceled that's what you said yes that's right but as you can see that the server it's not working right let me check it's the machine so it's very hard to it's hard to fix it right now let me talk to your manager he is not here mom right now well where is my money that money will come to your account right but it will because see we need to fix the problem so it will take time to do that and today it's not possible right your computer is not functioning very exactly what's happening is wait wait let me try okay you just saw him connect to the computer he's having some internet problems what do you see on a computer screen right now tell me i need to go to the bathroom again i need to go to the bathroom okay all right okay go to the bathroom i'm holding the line okay all right i'm just gonna give him like two minutes to do his little scam i'll be right back we'll see if you guys i'm gonna try to think about it if you guys want to think too i'm trying to think of something that she could force him to do when he says to go wire him money like i need you to be i need you to pretend to be richard with my spiritual advisor or i need you to i don't know like some weird thing uh whatever whatever it is um hello yes i'm here mom can you help me with something yes i have somebody on the other line he uh he's he says he's with dealer services and that my husband was trying to renew the warranty for our car but i don't know what i'm supposed to do about it do you know anything about cars you can do one thing see you can do one thing i will help you to renew that insurance for you you don't have to talk to them i'll do it for you okay well he he's on the other line he says he works with dealer services uh do you mind talking to him you can't uh you can you can tell them you can tell them that you will do it later right that's not the right time you can tell them like this okay tell him that i so you can't help me with it you're saying i'm saying that i will help you with it later right you can uh tell the tell the people who is on the other line tell them you want to do it later or not right now okay hold on me all right all right i'm here i'm here now look on your screen right on your screen can you see it's asking you to put the amount where on your computer screen it says welcome so i have like 10 minutes by the way well 15. it says what it says on your screen tell me you know what i'm i'm kicking myself because dr linda told me one of the best ways that i could overcome and best ways that i could speak to him as if i found somebody to come to the session with me yeah who who knew richard could embody him spiritually because apparently she can cast a spell and yes she was gonna cast a spell to him to help us communicate but i haven't found i'm kicking myself because i don't really know many of richard's friends i didn't i didn't know anyone who i could ask don't cry don't cry here and see i need to tell you something right while i'm making a transaction to your account right thousand dollar i made a mistake instead of thousand i have sended you lots and lots of money that's fine can you go and just check your bank account that's all right see i i have send it you lost i have sended you lots of money ma'am can you just check your account statement check it over there wow look on your screen what can you see on your screen oh my gosh do you see right now tell me you better you better send that you better try to send that back you you might want to undo that yeah because cause that's uh see i made a huge mistake over there right because while i'm talking to you right i'm thinking about richard and while i'm i have by me accidentally i have put it too many zeros over there and instead of a thousand dollar i have offended you 100 what about my husband made you think about the number zero because he is not a zero in my book there is no no no right he is not the number zero no i'm because i'm i don't mean to say that don't get me wrong this is not my husband don't get me wrong i'm just don't you never blame me what are your husband's fault no no no no i'm not blaming him you are no you are getting me wrong dear you are getting me wrong well i told you that i'm when i'm sending this thousand dollar right up i accidentally i put too many zeros over there and instead of thousand i have sent you a hundred thousand dollars what if it was richard i have sent it you see he's he's a good man right he's a good i told you i didn't want it but you said that he wanted me to get the money what if did you think that exactly he won't right he wanted to get that money because that money belongs to you no no no do you think do you think ricky but he must he's smarting you no no he supposed he wanted you to send this money back to us have you ever made a mistake like this before no i never did it in my whole life then that explains everything that explains everything my husband has possessed you and made you type x to zero so i would so i could keep this money you want to keep this money and you want that i will lose my job is that what you want what richard wants clearly richards wants that you need to rectify this mistake as an honest human being well how do you know are you communicating with him right now can you hear him what's he saying what a date did he tell him no he didn't tell me anything how are you gonna tell me anything man but you just said that he wouldn't receive right if because if in your place right richard will be there he will send that money right now you're hard to not need that money i'm trying really hard to like socially engineer him into talking to her talk to dr linda with me i just don't know what to do you just need to do it for the sake of riches you have to return that money back to worst map i don't know what he wants [Applause] we want you to rectify it right would you keep this money for your life and you still regret it well what if my husband wants me to you don't want to be an honest person how you know that did he told you to keep it no but do you think he made you make money don't you think that he uh he think that would you return this money to us maybe yes probably so exactly so what you need to do is the thousand dollar the hundred thousand dollar which you receive it from us from this you can keep your actual amount your actual refund but the rest of the money you can need to send us back okay i don't know see that's what you need suppose you need to do it right that's you have never made a mistake like this in your whole life and then my husband told you in a dream last night that he wanted me to get this money you don't think that he wasn't controlling your fingers that's exactly what you told me no not at all you're just my husband no you are drinking by yourself and i should get my money back i didn't told you that i didn't tell you that i saw it in my dreams that your husband right told i i your husband told you to return this money back to me that's what he told me last night oh my god yes can you do me a favor okay wait a second i have a meeting with my spiritual advisor in two minutes i want you to be on the phone with me please um i want you to tell her what happened and i we need to talk to him and find out because if we don't i don't need to die no need dr linda can help us find out why we need why we need her opinion that's a senior it's not matter for me she knows magic she is uh she's uh then she helps me kind of she's a doctor she is not a magician yes she is no no no she's a doctor she's not a magician right she won't help you to do that nobody in the whole world will help you to do that ma'am i already i've already talked to him before yes of course they will just feel you comfortable right but miss linda she's not a magician she will not she will not she will it's not possible for her to reach it back home she are not able to do that she said but but if you send this money back to us it might be possibility richard will came back to you what if you're gonna return if you're gonna send this money back to us it might be a possibility richer will happy richard will happy and he will come to you in your dreams and he will talk to you you don't want to run you can bring my husband back to life i'll do that i know one person who can do this can i talk to them yeah i have that number what how much does it cost it costs 99 000 dollars tell them i'll pay it would you like you will not you're gonna pay that money to them yes but i need to meet them for okay i want you to i can you can i talk to them now no you have to fix an appointment for that first you have to make a payment once they confirm that you have can you wait two minutes i want you to meet her and i want you to tell her all of this no not not now not now not now not now otherwise otherwise i'm not able to help you no no otherwise i'm unable to help you otherwise i'm unable to help you i will not talk but she to that person for your husband i will not talk to them no i want you to talk to her with me if you want to meet them no i don't want that because these are the confidential linda you can explain to her no no no no i don't oh no no nobody no one no one will know about it that that person will bring your husband back home because if anybody know about it they might no no no we can't discuss anything about this with anyone if you want that to be happen so you have to keep the thing confidential well then let me talk to this let me talk to the person you know because i'm going to be on the phone with dr linda and i need you to get an appointment right now i will i will talk i will allow you i will allow you to talk to that person on the phone right but see as i told you call me back when you come back when you get them i have to go to my appointment and find out if you want me to do this or not you can really you can can delay that appointment that is not important for you important is that person will help you that person will help you to your husband bringing she's calling me right now you can delete that appointment you can this is weird okay i'm really trying to force this just because i really want him to communicate with i think linda's gonna have to be maybe maybe never or something it has to be something way different although is this voice different than maybe oh god may you think if i talk like this with a very raspy voice it sounds like with a little bit of an accent will this sound different enough if i especially if i layer it like with a little bit of an accent will this sound different enough if i especially if i layer i wonder if it will be i mean i could do i could just be i could try this as well like it doesn't really i could just be linda like this lindette i could try this as well i think it doesn't really didn't maybe that one would be linda like this lindette i don't know or uh uh i could just i could i could just be like yeah i'm actually dr linda isn't in today but i'm her apprentice i'm her apprentice josh i could be just someone else dr linda is not here today but i am her apprentice i am her apprentice here to helping you now now i could use i have not used this accent in many many long time i understanding you book appointment with her today and i am here to helping you in communicating with your husband to seeing what he might have for you today uh i am dr linda appraised this i am hearing to help you you understand this you understanding i'm just recording some things correct yes this th this is exactly what i that is exactly what linda was telling me about and i understanding you right exactly yes yeah exactly that's what i was saying yes richard richard can you hear me richard richard all right are you still there hello yes i'm still there listen i have to take this appointment i'm talking to dr linda's assistant about communicating with with my husband i'll find out what he wants all right get me a meeting get me a meeting with the person you know please but first he needs money now he wants money first right first you need to read first you need to send first you have to pay that money to that person then let me put you on let me put you on with igor her assistant and i'm on i complete i don't want to talk to them i don't want to talk to them i don't want to talk to them i won't talk to them i won't talk to you are you there igor yes i can hearing you mom i have i have someone who who met my husband oh okay that is very good uh you you bringing someone who knows your husband yes exactly is he with you right now with your house or is it on the phone or something like that exactly that's what i was saying he is on the phone all right yes are you are you there hello can you hearing this mister mr richardson are you there hello can you hearing mr richardson oh no igor are you there what are we doing today uh i understanding you book appointments i am here to helping you in communicating with your husband seeing what i have for you today uh i am dr linda appraise this oh he hungering to help you you understand he really doesn't want to talk to them so [Music] i i did try to force it quite a bit i've been liking the concept of like hey if you want me to save your job like if you want me to do something for you then you had to do something for me you want a hundred thousand dollars talk to my spiritual guider guy what did i say my spiritual i don't even know what i was calling it um spiritual advisor yeah i think this is gonna be him [Music] oh shoot i spilled a significant amount of water uh give me one give me one second [Music] i'm the computer guy right james richardson to whom you were talking to now right gorgeous dad i have good news igor told me he could resurrect my husband and it would only cost fifty thousand dollars so i'm gonna sorry what he said he said that he could bring my husband back from the dead for fifty thousand dollars there's a half off coupon through the magician's alliance good through december is that money is that money it's important for you or it's your husband it's your husband is important for you is that money is important for you my husband is important for me what do you mean exactly it's your husband exactly so your husband is important for you right and i'll assure you i will send you i will send that person who will bring your husband back home right yes the person that you know the person that you know yeah igor can do it for fifty thousand dollars he he said the magicians has a fifty percent off coupon through december so i don't think that he can do that ma'am right i don't think that right because i i have seen it right i have seen it five years ago right the same thing has happened with someone yes and that person right that person is really really do that they will bring your husband back life for 99 000 499 000 and if it is not then i will pay you that money why you need to talk to them but i'm giving you guys and it's my husband what do you mean i need to what do you mean why would i need to talk to them what kind of fool are you what is that are you 100 000 is important is that hundred thousand is important or your husband is important ma'am let me talk to the magician or the witch doctor or the jedi council or sith lord or whoever it is that can resurrect my husband from the death or stop calling me do you understand hello what hello yes so what you're saying i'm saying if you know someone who can bring my husband back to life then i need to talk to them i will send that person right in your home i will send it in your home uk you will have a word with them and he will help you to do that okay okay but first right you you have to make the make the transfer to that person that's money then he are gonna visit your home not until i talk to otherwise what why not because i've never met it won't cost you money yes because this kind this type of person they don't meet like a normal people right like regularly i'm sorry are you saying that if you were going to spend 100 000 you wouldn't want to at least talk to somebody on the phone first see that person they will not talk to anybody over the phone map all right then i'll just work with they are really really highly they're really highly educated and if that hundred thousand it will not cost you that hundreds of times we'll take care of it that way now um listen i can't make an arrangement then okay i will make an arrangement oh i will make an arrangement right i'll make an arrangement i'll try to try to what's your name to that person right and he will what's your name i'll listen his name is jordan belford no her name what's your oh is his name his name's name his name is jordan belford jordan give me five minutes let's see what i can do for you okay okay i just want to see if they'll do it like a phil [Laughter] is that the wolf of wall street yo these guys pretty i would say there's like the average scammer that i've talked to over the past couple years is super duper into um wolf of wall street uh rich dad poor dad who's the who's the i can't even think of the guy's name now like the big financial advisor like i don't even know anything finance related they've like they're really obviously because they all they really care about is money or whatever they're obsessed with like becoming buffett warren buffett yeah anything like financial related they're like all about it it's so i guess it shows sort of the the truth how can i what if i had some sort of like finger where igor was like igor igor or said something like i will rise from the dead something obviously fake although he doesn't want to talk to him though like he but like he still has the accent so you could tell that it was fake but then we'll see if he'll talk to him because once before during the 36 hour series um i was pretending to be the banker hello that was one of my favorite moments where he's like they started laughing like sir he's not from the bank he was like shut up i am from the bay hello yes hello hello yeah this is jordan belford i am the spiritual person okay jordan yes as my name is jordan and i am the spiritual person who can bring the people back right this is james on the phone as well yes he has just transferred this call to me that you need to you that you need my help right are you there yes how do you know okay so james and jordan you're both on the phone yes so uh may i know that how did you meet this guy uh actually he was uh like i've just met him like one of my friend he helped me to meet him uh yes wait are you are you twins you sound identical ma'am leave all of this thing okay what do you want wait what do you want it's just jordan i am i am jordan right now i am jordan richard james he is not he's just beside me he is not talking to you you just need to tell me you just need to tell me do you want mr richard back yes very much okay yes okay i can do that for you only so for that reason where did you study the dark arts or what kind of magician are you i suppose are you leaving leave this thing live are you a face sorceress like i mean what kind of magic should we do are you attack damage or ability power focused wild magic mom are you a sorcerer are you a wizard i need to know are you leave them all leave them all leave them all you don't understand me this is my husband's life we're talking about you you could at least answer a few where do you draw your power from i don't need to prove myself where do you draw your powers my life prove it life right when i come to your house when i come down to your house i'll prove it i need to know where you get your power from because i was told that some wizards and some necromancers draw their power from other people and i don't want you to kill someone else to resurrect my husband so i need to know where do you get your power from wait photosynthesis salt just just why should see it's not possible for me to do it over the phone right okay how large is your mana pool is it heated i'm gonna if you're gonna tell me your home location here if you're gonna tell me you're a dress then i'll come down to your house no i don't want you to come in my house this this house in this house we we are in this house is god's house and i can't let anything like that into this home so when where will would i come to meet you well i assume we would meet at his grave that's what igor said what you said i don't know about that person igor sorry igor is affiliated with the magician alliance he's a level 99 magician who specializes in luring people into the wilderness i guess whatever that means um but he said he said that he could resurrect he could resurrect my husband for fifty thousand dollars oh if you trust if you trust them run then it's fine right let's see if he will work for you or not are you if for some reason he doesn't resurrect my husband would you be willing to give it a shot for the other 50 000 what what you said come again you know what i don't like you tell james i don't want your services no problem then it's fine it's your money right if you don't want your husband back home no problem well i'll just trust i'll trust a magician who actually you know knows a thing or two about me i mean what have you even done what kind of magic have you done huh name one spell that you've cast i don't need to tell you that right i know what i learned from them okay okay here's what i want to know here's the real question if you do you take uh let's see if you are top lane do you take teleport or smite see i know what my master teach me right so i no need to tell you everything over the phone what can i do what was my powers right how i'll bring your husband back home right the matter is i'll do that for you but it i'll do it the matter is i'll do it for you but it will cost you money how much would you happy to pay or not if you're not willing to pay no problem i'm not posting you how much money okay i told you 99 000 it will cause igor igor is a member of the illuminati are you i'm also the member of illuminati can you prove it igor showed me his ring i don't need to show you something now to prove myself if you know what i think that you love money more than your husband well i mean my husband just possessed somebody from geek squad and gave them made them give me one hundred thousand dollars so i think my husband kind of wants me to bring him back from the dead what exactly so but you but you are not doing that for your husband you're trying to keep that money for yourself but you're not trying to bring yourself what can you help me communicate with my husband to find out if he wants to come back from the dead are you kidding do you think that is that easy yes igor does it all the time they might try to fool you then okay paulo i'm sorry but i don't think i need your help and tell james that the money is as good as gone oh all right all right then he he might try to fool you then right i'm just gonna hang up and see i don't know i'm trying to make them think that i'm basically getting scammed by this other guy and and see what they do but i guess i should try to get a bank account first uh i don't know i i really i think i gotta move i probably should just move on from this whole uh like spiritual thing because they they obviously aren't gonna do it or at least it seems thanks for calling help support this is daniel how may i help you yes can i please speak with um jordan belf or my husband said he doesn't want to use any stolen money i need to talk to him now it's very important i heard that he is the jordan belfort is in a meeting i want to talk to jordan i want to talk to james aunt richardson james richardson okay he will speak to you ma'am right okay just hold on let me see it in my request right if he is busy with someone or not wait let me speak to them wait be online you there yes hello yeah i just check in my reports right he is like is having a word with the manager right regarding the transaction which has been done to your account okay as i told you it's daniel william can you help me okay i'm james richardson i can bring my husband back to life but i can't use any stolen money all right wait wait wait that means let me connect you to james richardson okay thank you hold on just uh is the meeting over daniel isn't that him like hi mom right is james is james richardson here ma'am oh your meeting's done yeah i just got up from the meeting right mr daniel told me that you want to talk to me yes so i spoke with igor and he can arrange the different um ingredients and we can do this bro but i have to be pure of heart and he says that i can't pay with stolen money so i need to give you the money back okay if you would like to give me my money back then i will give you the accounting it's james richardson the one to whom i'm talking with right i'm talking to you from the beginning of this conversation right so if you would like to return if you would like to return the money back right what i can do ma'am right i will give you my account information right so that you can go down to the bank and you can send that money back to us okay all right all right how far is your bag ma'am do you have any idea how far is it maybe 15 minutes at the most 15 minutes so is it possible for you at the moment so you can go there i think so all right so i'm giving you the account information all right so that you can go to the bank and you can make the transaction back to us okay but for that i need to provide you some look on your computer screen but yes mom can you hear me hi can you hear me yeah really quickly before you continue remember this is 100 000 okay yes just think about that for a second i know that i know that that is my money which i have found for you well i mean it's your company's money so exactly so you're supposed to send that money back to us but before that i need to tell you everything right how you gonna do that how you gonna send this money back to it okay so what i'm saying is right have you ever done any international wire transfer uh i don't think i'm allowed to do that why you're not allowed to do that i could try but every time i pay igor i have to send it i have to do a wire transfer in the united states have you ever done wire transfer to eager yes originally he wanted me to send it to bangkok but i my bank wouldn't let me your bank wouldn't allow you to do that right no all right the bank which you have visited right apart from that do you have any other banks to send it domestically you're in california right yeah i'm in telephone but my financial head office right it's in it's in hong kong yeah my bank told me that's pretty much always a scam so would you able to do it like domestic transfer okay all right so how is the transfer which you have been done right domestic function right very well i have to send it how to do it yep i've done it a couple different times okay and what would be the reason if the bank will ask you the reason how what you're gonna tell them uh i would probably tell them that i have a fifth age dark lord [ __ ] master who's going to resurrect my dead husband but in order to do so i have to be pure apart and i can't have any stolen money in my account so i need to send it back to a man in best buy no no you're not supposed to say this to your bank if you do like if you're doing this transfer to legal did i get that wrong because that's what happened right what i'm saying is right if eager when you transfer the money to eager right how do you do that what reason you make well i have to tell him i have to i he has a business that i'm investing in right so you can tell the same thing right okay you don't have to mention all these things to them all right okay all right so just hold on a second right let me give you the account information all right okay sweetie thank you just just be online don't hang up the phone okay okay and don't touch your computer alright should the husband have another song hello yes i'm here yes hold on i'm just hold on okay uh what kind of song would it be give me a topic [Music] [Music] germa [Music] oh [Music] reveal that they have a child a secret child [Music] somebody earlier in chat said that um i should reveal that my husband faked his own death which i think is a little too dark but i would potentially be willing if this were to continue on i would potentially reveal that my husband just went on like a spiritual journey or retreat or something like he like he he didn't die but he he was just like he just left to go on a spiritual journey yes hello i'm giving you the account details in full of minutes okay right and did you let no warning right what was the last time you did the transfer to ego uh monday last monday yes last monday what was the amount well i paid them a significant amount so like around around huh 10 000 20 000 uh hundred and usually 9999 dollars or less i don't know like how much like sometimes you send them usually it's about nine nine thousand nine hundred over 9 000. how much time what how much time do you have spending the money back first what what i'm saying is right how much time you did to transfer to the person it just depends it just depends it just depends on what we're doing so so you don't have that any idea that how much how much amount you have paid them um why no i'm just asking you right it's just like if you're only posting like how much total amount you paid to eager i don't know what they did for you enough so oh no yeah like more than more than more than one thousand dollars yes more than one thousand dollars all right why do you need to know okay okay no i'm just asking right no problem it's usually less than 9 000 at a time though i'm sorry less than ten thousand at a time less than ten thousand in a time usually yeah what okay what yes can you hear me ma'am yes can you hear me yeah i can hear you now is it better yes okay do you think my husband was on the line sorry never mind go ahead you are you're breaking up again and again i can't hear you very well ma'am okay are you going to give me the account information or not yeah i'm gonna give you the account information right just wait for five minutes i'll give you the details okay okay yeah just private okay all right he might not have a domestic account right away so i'll just give him a couple more minutes um [Music] that's something that i i know that sometimes i'm like really hard on the scammers okay that's a weird way to say it sometimes i put them in ridiculous situations there's a better way to say it and sometimes i uh like yeah sometimes those situations are crazy but like this guy could is trying to steal 100 000 and he's claiming that i owe it to him and yet right now the dude sounds like he's about to go to sleep and would be fine if he never spoke to me again just because of how annoyed he is with me which does not like that doesn't line up even a little tiny bit like first of all if you want to steal a hundred grand well okay let's you'd think that he'd work for it but he's this is supposed to be his company's money he said he was going to lose his job the guy should be like trying everything he can to make this work hello yes hello okay i just you need to give me 15 minutes okay all right i'll give you the account information so that i will give you the account information right so that you can go to the bank and you can make the transfer back to us okay oh all right all right call me in 15 minutes let's grab it you don't need to hang up the phone right be online okay stay online i'll give you the account details in 15 minutes somebody in chat said i guess if he wanted to work for he said if he wanted to work for his money he'd have another job which is potent probably true in most circumstances so yeah um all right yo what's up lucky sniper thanks for 20 months and uh fx thank you for the host a couple minutes ago i don't know if you guys are still here thank you good to see you good to meet you well i was still that was still goofy and it might announcement hello yeah hi mom it's james richardson here you don't need to hang up the call right you just wait for wait why you don't want to talk to me well you said in 15 minutes you're to have an account i i'd prefer to do something else okay no problem so i'll call you back in 15 minutes okay i mean unless you can help me communicate with my husband or you can do this faster than there's really no reason to stay on the phone right yes that's right how how old are your children again i forgot how old am i no your children how old are they they are five years old how many five-year-olds do you have i have two children what are their names her first name is the jonah shows him she's my daughter right she's very pretty jonas yeah jonas donuts ma'am right donut miss donna she's a very pretty she's a very she's a very pretty girl yeah and what's your other and i have and i have another other brother son's name is ray thomas thomas and judas those are very biblical thomas [Music] joanna yes yes oh who was born first right that girl that girl how how yes the girl how by how much what like by how much i'm saying by how much what's mean by that you said she was born first i'm asking by how much like how much older yes she's she's five years old right i told you that right but how much older is she than your other five-year-old the other boy right she said she's two years old you said they were both five so i assume they're twins i'm asking you um no you specifically said no multiple times no no i didn't say that they are not twins okay so he's two years old yes three years ago and she's fine now um yeah yeah and can you tell me that um one thing right would you need to take an appointment to make to go for making the transfer would you need to take an appointment from your bank to do that uh i don't think so but i could find out okay no problem all right no you don't need to do that right okay i'll give you the details and you'll you will straight away you can go to the bank okay and uh so your your daughter doesn't go to school because she's sick you said yes yes oh what is your favorite that what is her favorite thing to do i love swimming you love what i love swimming feelings no no no not feelings right what swimming yeah screaming like in a pool swimming yeah yes oh what's what's your daughter's favorite food he likes burger with wood on it yeah large burger what's your favorite thing you do in your daily life she likes to play with gadgets no i mean what kind of topping what else is with the meat of the burger she like plain burger man no poppings on it oh does she like um french fries yeah she liked french phrase too but most of the time she late bogo what about the two-year-old he he still uh he still drinks milk right yes most two-year-olds you usually don't wean a child off mother's milk until they're four right yeah yeah that's what the that's what most doctors would say yes are you a doctor mom no no but i used to be a midwife i used to deliver uh i used to help deliver children i love babies oh you love babies so how many babies you have oh i mean i only hit three but i've delivered hundreds of them hundreds and hundreds what was the experience how do you feel what was the experience joy yeah okay so your daughter who was five she she got off the milk a year ago was she upset yeah did she did you have to use a pacifier or were you able to just take her right off no i just think that i heard her off and what did your what did your wife think about it no my wife is not here right now because i she went here i know most mothers think that the the cdc recommendation of weaning your children off of breast milk at four is too soon and it should be five or six years old that's what you think right yeah yeah does your let me ask you this most kids by two years of age stop wetting the bed is your two-year-old uh done wetting the bed yeah yeah okay nice children you have they seem very cute have you experienced this yes have you experienced this in your life i raised three children on my own that's very good yeah it's a shame that you don't let them go to school though i told you right she's sick that's why she's not supposed to go there with what she is like she's suffering from fever and what else what like what what are her other symptoms like she's like she's like she's a cop in her throat crying she's not well enough right to walk actually your daughter can't walk right now because she's so sick yes okay and have you taken her to a doctor yes i take her to the doctor and what did the doctor get for the medicines right what did the doctor say doctors gave her the medicine right she's just taking it right and she will be fine within within couple of days what did the doctor diagnose her with uh i don't take her to the doctor right her mother right he'd take her to the doctor so she know better than me you haven't felt you haven't bothered to find out what the diagnosis was if your five-year-old daughter who can't even walk is you're saying even though yeah because see i was i was in the office right so i don't know that much what's more important your daughter or money see if i don't work i'll not get money and i'm not able to feed my family tell me about she probably doesn't like you no she like me why don't you like me yeah how sure are you on a scale of one to ten ten okay so you seem to care more about work than you do your family and that that doesn't strike me as something most people would appreciate now see the work is also important [Music] how old is your wife she's at 45. she's 45 yeah so wow by the way i forgot to ask you right like as you as i'm talking to you right for a very long time over the phone you're sounding me very young thank you how old are you me oh i'm 60 now i'll be 70 and you're 69 yes i'll be 17. oh my god yeah but yeah oh happy birthday in at once ma'am thank you but you're not sounding you're not sounding that old right you're sounding me very young i thought that i do i thought that you are somewhere in your 30s or something thank you it's very nice of you to see my pleasure did you get the account yet or not yeah i'll get uh you can do one thing right uh give me five minutes i'll call you back in five minutes with the account information okay i don't really want to be alone right now and igor can't talk so tell me where did you meet your wife oh sorry i mean him in a restaurant you met him in a restaurant yeah yeah i met her in a restaurant like it's like it's a normal restaurant right i don't know the name right now you don't know the name of the restaurant you met your wife of how old were you when you met her i was around around 38 or something around 38 years old and how old are you now yeah i'm at 49 now and how long have you been married it's like more than it's five years five years ago five years ago and so you immediately you you were pregnant before you got married then is that right yeah yes how did your parents feel about that no let's see you are getting too personal well some parents are very happy i mean some people don't care i was just curious were your parents excited is that why you got married or did you get married for the for other reasons no not that they are a little bit excited right but they don't like your wife yes you were talking me as you were talking about how old was your wife when you got married as you were asking too many personal questions from right and this phone line right it's get recorded so yeah so it's phone line gets recorded for quality and training purpose oh all right i mean when's if they can hear all the things that we are talking on the phone they don't like about it when's your wife's birthday it's 25th of june when's your daughter's birthday oh my god you're asking me too many questions okay well i tell you what i would like to send you some food for your family why well because you said you're too poor to feed them so you asked me to send you a that's why i'd like to do that that's why i'm that's why i'm working here so you don't want me to help i it's your wish right i don't want because see i don't i don't need that like i don't need your help at the moment if i need it i'll let you know about it okay were you there when your wife gave birth yes i was there how dilated was she oh i'm not able to tell you that well i mean like before she started pushing how dilated that is that is very painful to her how many centimeters see can't tell you that madden oh why are you what do you mean mistake i'm asking these questions because he doesn't know any of this he's lying about it and i think it's hilarious he doesn't know any of this stuff he can't answer these questions because he was it 40 centimeters no i'm saying that are you teacher in your past you're asking me too many questions all right well i know most doctors normally wait for 40 centimeters i was curious is it i'm a midnight i was a midwife so i would know how long was your how long was your wife pushing for like how many hours or was it minutes did they use forceps yeah or a plunger most people use the plunger these days yes that's right yeah did you cut the umbilical cord yes you did yes you have a very good knowledge about it that's what my job was for 30 years 30 years oh you have a 30 years experience yeah what kind of uh did you did your wife get an epic epididymis yeah yeah epididymis she got i know it's not i know it's an epidural epidural i'm specifically saying did she did she go into it wanting to get the epid or the epipen and then opted for the epididymis or yeah see i just bought something for you what right i got the information oh thank god now i can resurrect my husband from the dead of course so look on your computer screen then okay i'm giving you the details over there are you ready enough to go to the bank can you just make yourself ready so that you can go there yes okay hey how much did your daughter weigh when you remember sorry like how much did your daughter weigh like 17 pounds or 30 no no it's like around 20 around 22. around 22 pounds yeah yeah yeah that's a small baby yeah can you see yes can you see the details that's coming up on your screen model for those of you that don't know that is massive that is there is no way i mean i don't oh my lanta okay um if that information is do you see on the screen can you see the details no wait is that really the average weight of a one-year-old that's that's probably not accurate i don't see anything i don't see anything no no wait i'm wait wait i am sending you i am sending you on your computer wait you will see that in very easy very moment okay just wait okay oh okay can you see that now i was a 30 pound baby that's so mean okay your mouth do you hear me ma'am now can you see like something coming up on your computer buyout um by us yes oh wow the guinness book at the moment that uh information into your computer then you need to proceed further all right born oh well it was 1880 i guess that's not as surprising but oh my 22 pounds of cocaine in the south border of texas that's a thanksgiving turkey yeah wow okay anyway oh just to be clear i'm not trying to like shame anyone about whatever weight they were as a child i just think on average it's probably like less than eight hello mom i don't know less than 10. hello google says between five pounds eight ounces and eight pounds 13 ounces so yeah 10 is hello yeah hello anyway yes hello okay sorry i thought that you and that you that you went somewhere okay i'm sorry you are in your ipad so what what you are doing into your ipad what you are doing into your ipad oh uh just uploading my driver's license okay you know how many children do you have i'm sorry mom how many children do you have i have like a two children one one one a boy and one a girl and what are their names their no one uh one of his name is like a richard richard jr oh my husband's name was richard yes yeah but his name is richard junia yeah where did james go by the way he's been on like uh going for to eat something he'll come within a moment within 10 minutes did you name him after my husband no i didn't think so but it has like a co accidentally it has done oh okay how how um how much did he weigh when he was born sorry mom how much did he weigh when he was born like 30 pounds or yes 30 pounds wow that's a small baby yes it was very like uh he was too weak yeah in that time yeah i mean considering most children are born about 50 pounds that's that's a very small child yes but he yeah but he was he was he was very weak on that 10 but now but now he's not like that he's quite good he's very strong his mental fit is good i assume it's because you fed him uh you fed him rabbit milk right that's what most people recommend even though yes yes yes and even though he like to play football you know right and he's on he's very good on it he plays football how old is he like i have like two children one uh like one is elder and when it's uh it's still baby i like you richard i like you more than james probably because your name's richard and my husband's name was richard but okay yeah yeah yeah but your husband name is richard and my name is richard sun yeah but similar like it's similar wait your name is richardson he said everyone calls me richardson but i used to i would like to call my name is richard i'd like that okay because your name is not james richardson your name is richard sun what's your last name i'm sorry mom what's your last name sorry your voice is breaking what's your last name uh my last name was rated my first name you know that i told you that what's your first name i told you that mohammed was like a david david richton okay now you just do one thing you just now could you please tell me do you uh is that like your printer is on your printer right now david man who i was talking to for the past three hours yes the one who has a daughter named judas yes and your name was james earlier correct oh first of all do you have your printer yes yes mom okay so you're david james richardson yes my love okay and your son was born 30 pounds and you weaned him to a girthier weight with rabbit milk for the cdc recommended yes of course okay yep okay now could you please tell me your printer right now he's pretty healthy yes he's healthy now yes very much guys okay now right could you please could you please tell me could you please tell me yo 22 pounds baby sending 22 bucks to heart support also ferny good to meet you uh hello don't don't be nervous about that stuff uh and no no one does glad to have you here yes i'm here could you please tell me your printer is on no my printer doesn't work it's haunted okay so now can you see uh in your computer the information which i give it to you yes now you have to make a note all of those information in a piece of paper okay and do not make any mistake i'll take a picture you take a picture yeah i'll take a picture of it okay yeah so your name is david richardson and you named your son richard junior richardson why sorry what no i told you that my son his name is thomas richardson oh thomas richard jr yes i told you that i told you that yes yes oh that makes okay that makes i mean i don't want to judge because it's you know you can name your kid whatever you want no i i told you that but you forgot that now tell me now tell me we don't have time i forgot um see we don't have time in right now okay we have to don't have too many times here right yes the details have been mentioned on this okay you have to go sorry hi james yeah what i'm saying is right you go david back on the phone right on you on david yes you want to talk to david yes please okay wait yes yes ma'am yes okay hi so hello so like do you take a picture did you take a picture of that details yeah from the computer screen yes okay no i don't think it is the same now you need to do one thing this guy has a little bit okay and he clearly does not know all the lies all right but clearly they're not is what i think we're realizing hello yes so there is one problem and if if the bank if the bank gonna ask you for what reason you are like uh paying that amount do you know what to do what to say to them well there's a little bit there is one problem so i owe your business what problem 99 700 yes which is a significant amount of money and when i've done wire transfers in the past to igor my spiritual advisor i'm only he he told me that i was only allowed to send 9 000 or less at a time here see your bank won't they won't allow you to do the transaction of more than nine thousand dollars i don't know that's what he always says less than ten thousand less than ten thousand he says so i might need more than one account igor who told you that igor he's not the bank he's not the banker you can go to the bank they will allow you to do that he will you can go to the bank right they will allow you to do the transfer okay okay right but make sure the reason right the reason should be personal investment you need to tell them you're making an investment to this company right for your personal purpose right it's just a personal investment you're making to a company you don't have to explain all this all these things to your bank that you owe the money or you're sending this money to this person or anything like that okay you're sending this i you're sending this money to this company right for the investment you want to make some investment for yourself that's why you're sending this money okay all right i yes before i go there's something one nice thing i need to say thank you now i can now i can now i can resurrect my husband so thank you yes yes of course you're welcome all right so if the bank will ask you the reason why you're making this just in case you want to listen to this song again before i go i'll play it one last time and then i'll go to the bank okay feel free to sing along if you know the words [Music] thank [Music] [Music] go ahead it's really good [Music] i needed the song for you but not him [Music] [Music] sometimes i know them [Music] i paused it i came here yes yes yes you can see it uh i'm not no i'm not thinking right now okay oh so okay now you are ready to go now you're ready to go there if i'm not mistaken i almost thought you were playing a recording of a dying animal or was that you singing no i was singing right oh sorry one more yeah one more question yeah one more question i need to ask you here if your bank will ask you the reason why you're sending this much of money to this company so what you need to tell them uh okay so let me make sure i can get this straight three years ago my husband purchased a subscription through geek squad and last night no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no on my computer my husband richard possessed you in classes [Music] a thousand dollars you sent me 100 000 and although i was tempted to keep the money because i thought my deceased husband was spiritually communicating me through a medium named dr linda it turns out that her assistant igor says that i can't pay to resurrect him from the dead with dirty money or stolen money and i also can't do it if i'm not pure of heart so i need to give the money back to geek squad and my husband can then be brought back to the land of the living does that sound about right you're not supper no you're not supposed to say all these things to them should i simply should i simplify it let me think of a simpler way hi my husband died three years ago and possessed a man at geek squad to give me a significant amount of money but i can't bring him back to life unless i give the money back how about that no no no no it's not like you don't need to say anything like this to them okay wait let me tell you what you need to tell them okay here i'll be the bank i'll be the bank and you'll be me all right okay when you go to the bank you need to tell them what brings you to the bank today yeah i would like to make an internet i would like to make a transaction from my checking account of amount of 99 000 that's a lot yes so if your bank will ask you that yeah why are you trying to make a transfer of 99 000 today sir i would like to invest my money to this company that's why i'm sending this money to this company okay uh which company geek squad no no the company name is and i see that you received 100 000 from geek squad today how did that happen that is the bank they won't able to see that the money will come from a geek score when you're going to make a transaction we are just going i want to see if they can see that's right their money is coming from the geeks court right 100 000 so they're gonna charge you around thirty five thousand dollars for a business transaction i can't lie igor said the only way to bring my husband back to life when he cast the spell i have to be pure of heart i can't lie i can't cheat steal you you are not cheating to someone right you are just trying to save your money to them and that's why i don't care that doesn't mean that you aren't paying five i don't care but you have to pay it from your pocket to them if you're happy to do that then you can tell them then you can tell them if they're going to charge you for loading money for yeah but the way you did the transfer last time right too eager you have to do the same thing this time if you're gonna if you're gonna make any difference or it tells me that i have to send it in increments less than ten thousand dollars because the irs is kind of looking at his accounts and i have to say it's for business purposes but see this transaction is different so you need this transaction is separate so you know this one i have to be pure so you need to do the same thing right you need to do the same thing you just need to do the transaction for a business purpose you're just trying to do something you're just trying to do so yeah so you're saying you just make sure i understand this you want me to do the same exact thing that i do when i send igor money correct yes that's right okay i will do the exact same thing that i do when i send igor money yeah all right that is correct and i didn't know that you worked with eagle i wish you would have told me that i'll send igor the money right away yeah all right so you have the account the account details which i told you just said i'll send igor the money right away all right can you just tell me the account information what i just hung up i don't know if he under if he caught it or not maybe because he's calling me back announcement sure i'll do the exact amount hello hello yes can you hear me mom yeah this is apple who is this it's james here can you hear me oh is james richardson james richardson where are you right now oh i'm on the way to the bank to transfer the money to igor like you said do you have the account information well you told me to do exactly what i do when i transferred to igor so this time the gown details is different this time the account details is different right then why did you tell me to do the exact same thing james you have to do the same thing but the account details is different right the picture you have taken on the cell phone you have to do the transaction into that particular account okay you have a picture you have a picture of the account the same but different yeah the account details the account details is different you you take the picture right of the account information right you take a picture of the account information yes can you just confirm me that account details before you make the transaction can you just confirm that transaction download that account to the new york city okay all right okay once you've done the transaction call me on this number okay ma'am okay to make sure he's comfortable changing the account no you see i'm the one who is dealing with you right now okay so you need to talk to me because i have give you the account information oh okay oh okay all right so call me on this number okay all right all right bye thank you hello hello hello hello can you hear me hello hello hello what's going on right now hello there's something happening something's happening why is it like hello hello hello hello roll back real robot hello something something's happening i really hope that [Music] announcement i really hope that i didn't accidentally break my announcement i've had this thing for like four years hello yes are you there yes i'm here ma'am right have you went for the bank couple yes uh so i um i was able to send it they said they said that i'm allowed to send over 10 000 but it might take additional time for the request to be processed and i may hear from the fraud department but i was able to make it go through so have you do the transaction or not i have you did it i did it did they give you a proof of the transfer a receipt i asked for it to be sent by email that way i could save the earth no no no no you just need to you take it from them write a hard take a hard copy from them i mean i already got it via email i mean i'm looking at it in my email it says what outgoing wire confirmation wire transfer reference it's okay you just email me then okay what's your email i'm giving you the i'm giving you the email address okay just write it go ahead okay uh-huh oh sorry davey or david oh okay all right david got it yep i got it uh-huh yep okay um let me i'll try to take a picture because i i'll take a picture of it and send it to you all right oh the email that you'd your email all right okay uh hold on a second and like i said thank you because i i really think that igor might be able to did the bank ask you any sort of thing any sort of security question why you're doing this they asked for my mother's maiden name and oh yes they asked why and i said for business purposes for business people then did they ask you anything else that did ask you anything else they asked me if i was being coerced uh or if or if i had been in contact with anyone over the phone recently who asked me to send them the money and what do you tell them well i said no and then yes all right and they they told you that any did they told you when the money will go through uh well they said for amounts over ten thousand dollars it could be a couple days and i might hear from the fraud department depending on my account status depending on the account status all right did you send that email to us because i have not received it yet no i'm just trying to figure it out i'm sitting in my car so hold on okay take your time and send it to me i'm waiting all right now do you want to give me your account so i can send some money to you and your children like we agreed upon uh i'll do i'll give it to you right like when you build back home remember the bonus of a thousand dollars you can uh like see you that is your heart and money right you can keep that one but don't i don't want it okay if you don't want it you can send that money back to me later okay not a problem uh no mail i have received it from you ma'am it's like it's still blank that's strange okay hold on have you sent it to me working on it i had to take the picture i don't understand why you don't want the thousand dollars but whatever have you take a picture of that mail yes all right send it to me the email address which i told you okay i have to attach it somehow so by him i took a picture of my email on my ipad okay and then let email to you oh david all right is david uh your boss or something okay all right i attached it and i'm clicking send what was that sorry sorry is everything okay over there let me see let me see please stat is the only page which you got from them but if that is the only receipt which you got it from them because that is not provided the exact information of the i tried the best i could to get a picture of it it says outgoing wire confirmation it has the reference number uh the beneficiary the beneficiary the originator or origin or whatever they're training do you need to you know no madam no no no see you need to take the full picture you have the picture is not clear enough right take the full picture of it what else do you the whole picture the whole picture or the whole that's it there's nothing else on there because on the picture right on the picture like it's not showing the enough information that is the whole receipt yeah well at the bottom it says please allow two to three business days for the request to be processed that's the that's the last thing fishery just a second wait wait let me cross check it wait please okay just hold on okay because i'm just looking at something all right and i'm not getting the enough information the beneficiary information which you got it okay now you have put it over there the account number which you have put it over there right yeah i'm showing you the account number it's ending with two five one seven that is correct but the ifsc code i didn't provide you that ifs sequel i provided you the routing now it's the same thing that is the routing information right yes okay okay at what time it will how much time it will take you to come home uh well i'm actually not gonna go home i'm gonna go to a seance so sorry where well there's this group of there's these volleyball players downtown that do a seance on tuesday nights yeah all right so i'm gonna head down there oh but see the bank might call you okay right for the confirmation okay you've done the wire of nine in a yeah but you need to confirm that transaction map otherwise the transaction when the transaction will not go through right so if you're right you yeah and you need to tell them that yes i did the transfer okay right and you need to confirm the transaction yes it's a personal transaction a personal investment all right okay okay and i need some yeah and at what time you will be back home thank you would be nice by the way sorry you could say thank you yes of course thank you very much thank you so much for that right okay thank you i really appreciate that hard work which you have done for uh i i don't know i could be wrong but i imagine never mind i'll talk to you in the morning i'll talk to you whenever i hear from my bank all right at what time you will be back home oh oh gosh it depends on if they pick me for the sacrifice or not all right now see you if you receive a call from the bank just authorize that transaction okay ma'am all right okay all right sir luna okay i'm waiting for your call then okay all right have a good evening yeah you too are you there yes i'm here can you hear me yeah i see you called me um a lot you killed me a lot of times i think yeah because yeah you remember yesterday i told you that uh to make a transaction and after that ma'am we haven't you haven't received my call well i um i was here there's a storm there's a storm in my area it was blowing through looks like you is it you who called me about every 30 seconds for seven hours yes i called you several times lots of time i didn't sleep last night you couldn't sleep last night why yeah because i'm keep calling you if you can check your call list right you might you may be able to see over there i have called you too many times so what i'm saying is ma'am right have you received a call from them uh from the bank yesterday after the transaction could you hold on just one second i'm just getting something ready i i'm working on resurrecting my husband and one of the things they needed was some of his dna and i believe yeah somewhere around here he used to keep his toenails i just don't remember where well yes so did you get the money yet or no we no we haven't i haven't received the money yet ma'am can you just let me know one thing have you received any call from your bank yesterday yes and have you confirmed that transaction well they told me they told me that i'm trying to remember what they told me [Music] who do you work with again sorry who you're the guys from the computer right yes that is correct that is correct map okay uh after the transaction right yesterday when you done a transaction uh once you receive a call from them what they told you uh well when i spoke with the one guy on the phone he asked me uh if i was aware that i was trying to wire the money and i had kind of forgotten about it because i was in the middle of that volleyball seance and i said oh yeah i i said well what uh what why are you talking about and they said well ma'am yesterday you initiated a wire transfer for a significant sum of money and are you is it something that you wanted to do and i said uh can you tell me where it's going and he you know explained that explain that it was being sent to your account it was a new account that i hadn't previously wired and i remember yeah that you told me yesterday to do the exact same thing that i do with igor so i told the manager that it was supposed to be going to the same account i normally uh wire it to but i told you as well i told you as well you have to do the transaction to the new account which i have given you yesterday ma'am and you did the wire from the bank oh my god what you did ma'am i'm not sure well they called me back this morning and they told me that there was a little bit of a problem having it go through customs uh and having the the fraud team was taking a look at it so when i spoke with the frog team they were asking were asking a lot of questions uh quite a few quite a few questions about what was going on there did you get did you get the money or not i guess no i no i haven't because you need to confirm that transaction right to the new account which i have given you yesterday yes so i told him that it was supposed to go to david james richardson who works with geek squad i said no no no no no no no no james richardson who works you've done it you've done it you've done it incorrect you've done you have done it wrong i told you the name was it's a business account mid atlantic well i know but when the fraud team called me they said do you know this name they said that same name but i i didn't recognize it and i said it was supposed to be going to david james richardson at geek squad because so what's what is what is the status right now i'd have to look so what the bank told you finally what they told you is that money will go through or not they told me that they they told me sorry what they told you um sorry is this why you were calling me because you called me at least a hundred times i just want to make sure is this what you were calling about yes i called you yes if that is why i'm calling you about i told you a lot of them so many times yesterday so finally what the bank told you will that the money will go through or not well it's supposed to isn't it i mean i told them to do the wire but you didn't provide them the correct details right didn't they look you up at geek squad no no you don't have to say to them that you're doing it this for geek squad right you are doing a transaction it's like a personal investment right to a company right i'm looking at my emails to see if i have anything you have you have taken a picture you have taken a picture of the account information [Music] okay so i'm looking at it says ethel you have look on your cell phone you have took a picture of the account information yes no i remember that but i'm looking at my emails from bank of america it says ethel your wire transfer has been scheduled this was yesterday and then oh i took a picture of this email the confirmation then there's another email that says your wire transfer has been updated okay let me look at this um it says click here to confirm your updated details oh this is when i told him it was supposed to go to igor but then when the frog team called me i said that it was supposed to go to geek squad and then now it says no no no there's another email that says your wire transfer is now pending okay your wire transfer has been okay wait wait you do one thing you do one thing you just turn the computer on right i i can give you the correct information okay i'll give you the correct information again right so that you can call up your that bank it says that they've given my account limited access for due to security concerns and that i cannot do wire transfers that exceeds ten thousand dollars without speaking to the problem wait wait wait let me tell you let me give you the information again right can you turn on your computer first turn on it turn it on it says that i my account has been locked and i have limited access due to security all right let's check i'll i'll let you know okay i'll let you know first you turn on your computer but it said that i thought that it was gonna go through i thought that i did what you wanted okay yes you did everything correct my love so now you just simply switch on the computer so i will guide you further okay with for what my love did you switch did you switch on the computer my love my name is ethel yes yes i know that can i call you mrs a good glove that's fine or at all good glove either way okay i can call you mrs a good glove yes or ethel either way uh-huh so your computer is switched on now this is a good glove let me see did you have a good morning uh yes my computer is on i'm logging i was able to acquire some of the sacred holy um sacraments that i need to resurrect my husband that's good news okay igor told me that they need um a couple different candles a couple different kinds of candles okay no no no no no not yet i will let you know yeah so i will let you know what the farmers market some eagle eggs well i mean the guys assured me they were eagles but it looked an awful lot like chicken to me okay so now your computer is switched on now i told him i'd pay him anything for eagle eggs and i needed i needed them for my first spell i was casting your computer your computer is switched on now yes okay now look on the computer there is a blue color icon that is called team wework okay okay hold on yeah there would be a blue color when i went to the seance they didn't choose me as a sacrifice to our lady underground okay um i'm looking for something called teamviewer yes all right it's like a blue color icon and we're inside that icon there's no pointing left and uh right both of them i see a blue color icon called aol now the phone is okay now can you get me uh clearly well i'm saying that it's very hard to understand what you're what you're saying oh okay i'm sorry so you are looking for you are looking for a team whoever have you find that into the computer where would i find that exactly it is it is on the screen it is on the screen okay let me see if i can find something called teamviewer okay you just read out all of them one by one so you can able to get that tell me all the name one given all the i can hold on igor has me purifying my feet in this it's like a mix of baking powder sugar flour eggs salt and he wants me to just keep moving my moving my feet around but it's getting difficult the longer i'm in here um recycle bin okay a system assistant your phone your phone hurts my ears [Applause] your phone hurts my ears okay wait wait wait i can do something okay give me give me your phone number give me your home number hello yeah can you give me your home number oh i can hear you now that's a little bit better can you can you give me your home number uh i would it's fine i can hear you i can hear you better now okay okay okay don't worry about it so tell me read me read me read me out read me out all the icons once again did you have any dreams about my husband last night not yet no not yet not yet but i'm feeling that i can get that i was curious because uh you told me that you had a dream that he wanted me to get the money back from you guys and i'm i'm desperate to find out who he's communicating with yes yes yes i had i had i had kind of dream about that thank you are giving me our money back no that richard wanted me to get the money from geek squad [Music] no no do one thing hello yes hello yeah can you just tell me that's what you can see on the screen everything on your computer screen yeah tell me tell me on tell me what you can see on the screen read me out all the lincoln's name okay okay so i have one called recycle bin another one called new folder copy and another one called new folder copy one copy and then next to folder to copy new folder to this new folder for copy next new folder one new folder oh sorry hp print and scan doctor 16 steps towards a more human life how to get chosen at the seams a memoir by beyonce's sister finally hello hello mrs goodglove yeah you you just read you just ruled me out the team viewer oh you just read me out the teamviewer yes yeah just give up just give a double left click just give a double left click on that team viewer and make it open [Music] all right oh i found it i found it again now now what hi by the way i know i kind of jumped right in uh i had to get the bank account set up and stuff too but it's gonna be a little bit shorter stream today so i figured these guys called me about a hundred times and i thought well let me call him back you have found that yes and now what do i do and then you need to give a double left click on that team viewer and make it open okay okay okay is it open now uh yeah i think so yes okay so you can see there is a id the number there are some numbers id number could you tell me that numbers yes yeah tell me that numbers six five nine now just hold on all right just wait 9.5 is everything all right he's trying i told him he's trying to set up another screen share tool um and i'm trying to sort of stop him but i can't show you right now because hold on because it it's real nasty there's some virus on my computer i think there's a virus on my computer no no no there's no virus no no no it's okay it is all good i can't move my mouse something happens i knew there would be a virus i told you if we went on the internet who told you that who told we do the same thing we do the same thing we do the same thing with him okay and that's okay let me let me turn it off he wants compatible with these things okay although i have to turn it off put the penis in there look for pizza for the leaf i can't even yeah i can't move my mouse i can't move my mouse i can't yes you can ma'am you can no i can't something's wrong nick let me try the power button okay no check check can you can you use your computer can you check the power button works still so that's good now check yeah when i press the power button it turned off okay it's turned off right no problem you have to turn it on again turn it on again okay hold on i need to i need to listen okay yeah i need to put my husband on your computer again really stress it out right now mom you are doing very great you are doing like mr richards doing these things okay this is not what i signed up for no no who told you that mr richard he used to do the same thing with me he used to download viruses no absolutely not there's no any viruses in there okay mr richard he was used to do the same thing with me and he was very comfortable with that okay don't worry we are doing the same thing which we are doing with mr richard good club okay he was very comfortable with me okay because then yes he know me personally did you go to school together yes which of you you went to cambridge [Music] yes what year did you graduate sorry what year did you graduate i changed on that time i changed on that time at college oh you changed you never so you never graduated yes of course because of some uh because of financial issue i have i didn't continue my graduation not comfortable to tell you to do that sorry okay this probably for the best don't don't feel bad okay don't feel bad okay is it safe to turn my computer back off and then i would take you down to the bay [Music] are you listening a song yes that's richard okay yes i have have listened that as a song like before when i have talking to him okay wait he he sang this song to you yes he never even sang it to me [Music] why do you know how it ends this is it cuts off at the end of the cassette it sounds like this no no no no don't worry if you're gonna try to cry please what happens to the donkeys please don't cry don't cry because mr richard every time he said to me he don't want you to see in crying so please don't cry stop trying what happens to the donkeys listen to me mr richard he don't he never wanted to see you like you are like you're crying so don't cry okay don't cry you don't want you to see a crying so please don't cry wipe your tear out okay okay did you wipe your tear out no i can't what happens to the donkeys dude when he when he sang this to you what happens at the end [Music] what happens to the donkeys you don't remember he he mentioned he mentioned that donkey he mentioned that donkey like uh he used to see that donkey in his dream okay that doesn't matter then what they're nothing then nothing happened that is just his imagination that's it it just ends that he he saw the donkey in the dream and then yes yes that that is just uh like it was just his imagination do you know anything else no there's no name no no there's a known name it was just imagination he might be trying to on the computer jesus wrote a donkey please switch on the computer switch on the computer do you think he's trying to say something yes sit on the computer okay so i will let you know what uh what you have to do okay switch on the computer okay okay hear me out richard wasn't trying to say that he's god or anything right now listen to me switch on the computer okay on the computer oh switch it back on okay yes yes and now did you wipe your tear out uh actually i was when i i didn't really have many tears because uh they had me they had me drink a saline solution to purify my insides before the before i resurrect my husband up i look like a little raisin it was a mixture of like 50 salt anything to get the spell to cast correctly someone gave me an idea in chat and i want to try something can you give me one minute sorry yes yes okay okay they told me every 30 minutes i need to every 30 minutes i need to take some more of this give me a minute all right okay so i don't know if i can actually pull this off but someone in chat said that if i reverse the cassette i don't really know how to pull it off like i could reverse the song but then i'd almost have to lay around when i talk a message oh don't i have to know what the words sound like in reverse basically and then say it in reverse right i think i had to okay so what what would the message be the message would be something like there there's always money in the paccasandras or something something about like something about how she has a ton of money or i don't know like there's money drink oval team money what if it's just like money in uh money don't trust richard no no money in banana stand how about uh what would be in our backyard like money in the paccasandra money in the package i'll just do that okay so i'm not going to mute him for a minute money in the pack of say oh wait money in the paca sandra how do i reverse this effect wait he won't know where to reverse i'll just say money in the garden money in the gar oh yeah money in the donkey barn that's why i was talking about the donkey reverse zero chance that i can do that there is no chance that i can make that sound though that cannot come out of my mouth um right because i would have to sound like that no shot and they're all being all nearby nope didn't work is there a way to make it sound like it's reversed but he doesn't have to know is there a way that i can make it sound like it's creepy and reversed without actually doing it does that make sense try it slower slow down and pitch down oh by the way he's just saying like hello i'm just gonna make him wait hello for a minute um i forgot how to do the playback slower i'm using audacity i just forgot how distort the audio record reverse audio add reverb and then reverse it again you think that'll work then money in the donkey bomb money in the donkey barn okay effect reverse effect reverb effect reverse and money in the donkey bomb money in the donkey bar that's so dumb okay hold on hold on let me just try it slow it down okay um hello how do i hello oh change speed [Music] he's been hearing it the whole time no no no he's been hearing it every time that i play it back he hears it so i have to make up an excuse now are you there yes i'm still here i am here i think my husband was trying to communicate with me how how it could be possible if i play that recording in reverse it says there's i keep playing it back and forth hello yes hello he is what happened if i play my husband's song in reverse it says there's money in the donkey barn sorry money in the the donkey barn i think no no no no it's not possible see what happens there right now okay because as you did yeah you heard that if you play songs in reverse that there can be hidden secret messages haven't you heard that before no no no i haven't heard this before right and i don't think that that will gonna work okay because that is a different thing and this is a different thing right it's not interconnected with each other all right [Music] there's no way this can you hear me you heard his song right you heard his song correct yes i heard it yes now let me play it in reverse listen very carefully do you hear that [Music] yes i hear that [Music] it's it sounded like he was saying there's money in the donkey bar to me [Music] no no it's not like that man that is different thing okay [Music] [Music] yesterday [Music] you [Music] [Music] and then what [Music] [Music] i'm hearing i'm listening [Music] [Music] [Music] i don't know i think [Music] are the only words i've picked up so far that and there's money in the donkey bar no the money it's not the it's not talking about that ma'am right now the song i won't play it in reverse it sounds like this and then i will take you down to the bay i will take you down by the bay rotator and the donkeys in them right like that's the that's the very end of the song but if you play it in reverse let me play it for you [Music] did you hear that yes i'm here i'm listening does it not sound like money in the donkey bar no no no that is a song with the song which you're listening right it's not talking about the money it's not in the donkey bar right as you can see that because yesterday the mistake has been done over there right okay you forgot something right to tell the bank that's why this transaction will not both that is why he is trying to say that you have to do a new transaction right so that these things will get fixed right i'm sorry so you're saying that you're pretty sure you heard my dead husbands communicating to us in a song that he recorded at least 20 years ago and in reverse it says i should send 100 000 to best buy you don't have to send hundred and a hundred thousand dollar to a pass by he now you need to send that hundred thousand dollar the account which i have given it to you right i'm just trying to understand you heard it in reverse what is it that you thought my husband said for see there is something in his heart right he is trying that this is not right that you need to you are not supposed to keep someone funds in your account you have to send that money back to the person from where you have received the money right that's what it says he was clearly talking about a donkey [Music] it is just a character that is the character okay right okay that is the character ma'am right this is who is mentioned over there so that you can transfer that money to that particular character right and the character is the company name which i'm gonna tell you right so that [Music] he says yes he's trying to say that where the money will go right so i'll give you the information where it will go well [Music] he said something something about [Music] foreign [Music] okay okay i got it werewolf money by the value loofah luau hurts but salami is buoyant is trying to say that right yeah what he's trying to say to us tell me well here you tell me it sounds kind of like it says werewolf money by the value luau hurts but salami is buoyant clearvoyant i'll play it to you [Music] [Music] yeah yeah it's all right there how do we know that he's not trying to communicate with us through this song i mean he wrote this 20 years ago he put it in a box it said do not open under any circumstances yes because he know already that today because we're wolf money by the value loofah luau hurts but salami is buoyant it has to mean something look on your screen have a look on your screen can you see on your computer screen yes what you can see on your screen is it a money donkey what would that mean money mule money that means turkey money the donkey right is the account information right donkey is the account name right i'm sorry my husband wrote over 20 years ago has something to do with this current situation yeah it might be possible that their this situation is interconnected right with your husband you might know about that you were gonna receive the funds from us and you need to send that fund back to us you're saying that right and the donkey bar that the donkey bar that is the account that is the account he could he understood the future it might be map right might be a possibility oh my god so there's something important about this day what if he's a time traveler he was clear void he might be he might he might see future right so what you need to do on behalf of your husband you have to get this done so that he will feel happy about this surprise he came true yeah he feel happy right if you do this but i have a barn in the back of our property that we used to have a donkey in do you understand i have a donkey bar on my property and he was talking about he took the donkey down to the hay okay what if there's something i gotta get my shovel for this [Music] i'm gonna have to call you back i think because no no no no you don't get your you don't need to hang up mom right because see look on your screen what if there's something what if there's something inside the hay you know what if there's a clue or whatever right okay but your husband they're pointing on this transaction is trying to tell you that to do this as soon as possible so that whatever the pressure he might feel in his heart it might get relieved and he might he might came to you in your dreams right today it might they might will be talking to you right until once things will get done you think he's trying to you think he's trying this should i go to bed right now no no no once this things will get done right once these things will get done then when you go to sleep tonight at that time write it in my he might comes in your dreams and he will tell you that right you have to do this ma'am right so that he will come back in your dreams so so you have to do this transaction today so that when you go to bed tonight right he will come to you in your dreams and he will talk to you okay but my feet are covered in batter i can't i can't go to sleep right now i'm not i'm not talking about right now like tonight on once the transaction will be done by you they said that i have to cover it in foil afterwards and i have to i have to stick it it's kind of complicated but i have apparently i have to put my feet over a campfire yeah but first you need to do the transaction then your husband will come to your coming your dreams otherwise it will not come in your dreams why because he wants you to get this done so that he can come to you in your dreams and he will talk to you you have to do this for the sake of your husband okay hold on a minute let me hold on mine's thinking [ __ ] oh therefore if you can hear this you're on the right track but nobody can know about look where the bay wait what would the clue be nobody can know look where the bay wait look by that look where the mushrooms are where we used to go look where the mushrooms are where we used to go ethel please okay well then oh good okay um i'll keep talking to him okay i'm i'm back sorry this is just a lot to process i uh i got a i got a call from igor and dr linda so [Music] sorry i was talking to igor again um they're they're going to be working on the spell working on casting the spell the first part of the spell later this afternoon and uh it requires a lot of supplies so listen i have to go i have to go uh to the store i have to get them some more money i have to get some supplies so um but see first before that you need to send our money back right before you give them some supplies why you remember you if you because you are your husband's right there your husband won't like that hold on they're calling me one last time [Applause] has a lot of things that he wants me to purchase i was just writing it all down okay okay have you noted down yeah yeah what do you need sorry yeah what what what are we doing like yes what i'm saying is right before you buy are you there yes i'm here okay sorry i'm sorry about all that that was very rude of me it's okay ma'am right so what i'm saying is right before you gonna a lot of important things that i have to do first do you understand yes of course i can understand that i'm not and i'm not telling you to keep all your of your work right in your life and do the things for me right but what you but you have to understand this as well right once these things get done right i'm not gonna disturb you again shake it again what i'm saying is right if you're gonna just resolve this transaction right as soon as possible then i will not disturb you again right i can understand you have a busy schedule you have to do a lot of things right okay you can do that right i'm not telling you not to do it but you have to understand my situation as well ma'am yeah let me just see if you and i are right do you understand my situation i just want to make sure you i do but you have to my husband passed away a couple years ago and when i was cleaning out the attic i found like a box that said do not open under any circumstances top secret on the cassette was a song that i've never heard but apparently you have and when i play it in reverse it says werewolf money by the value loofah luau hurts but salami is buoyant clairvoyant which you think translates to geek squad is going to send you a hundred thousand dollars and you need to make sure to send it back to them which means yes my husband was prophetic my husband either traveled to the future and knew this was going to happen this was a very important moment in my life or in some kind of time machine or maybe some i don't know god-like thing communicated with him or he traveled from the past what if my husband was born in the future traveled to the past and then we met and got married and he's known this whole time either way yes that is why i told you i have a barn in my backyard on my property we have a donkey barn and we used to have hay there and i need to go find out if my husband was trying to tell me something now does that seem like does it seem like a i'm a little bit busy maybe like i have a lot going on today yes does it not seem complicated to you yes i can understand right right you have to go there right and just because you have to check it out not to send you the money what if it's cursed money he's not trying to tell you that right on that song right whatever he that is not possible as well right so you are just imagining imagine all these things right by yourself you don't know whether that is right or not so you have to think in a positive way right you have to think logically if you receive some money from them okay what do you think the most logical thing is right now what would you say all right so see if you receive some money from someone right you have to send that money back to that particular in my issues i want you to put yourself in my shoes i was and to be clear i'm currently wearing some sort of dough it was a mixture of flour sugar water baking soda and salt and a couple eggs and they had me mix it around put it in my feet and wrap it in tin foil because it has to do with resurrecting my husband tomorrow morning so put yourself in my shoes for a minute your husband okay you love very much passed away and he wrote a song about a donkey and if you play it in reverse challenge a little bit like werewolf money by the value loofa luau hurts but salami is buoyant clearpoint what's the most logical next step what would you do if you're in my i'm gonna i'll do first i'll do right first i will fix this issue which has been happening i will send that money where it came from first i'll do that what and after that yeah after that after that i'm going to figure it out i'm sorry can i talk to um david please okay hold on and then yeah thank you hello hi david hello yeah this is uh d and this is a james david richardson hi james david richardson turns out my husband is either traveling to the future or from the past and has been leading us for that reason i'm gonna need to take a couple days off and maybe get back to you next week no no wait uh i can do something i can arrange something okay now can you just uh for that reason i need the help of your landline number so can you help me with your landline number five why do you need that because from that number because whenever we whenever i have talked to mr richard he used to talk to me with that landline number but somehow i have like lost that number so for that reason but but richard is he's not alive anymore you can't call him sweetie that's how it works no no no no no no because i feel i feel good when i talk to him in that landline okay because every time when i used to talk to him i was talking to him in the landline that's why now so you want me to give you every time because because whenever i have fall yes whenever i have talked to him he told me every time uh in my in the past that call me in that land line but i have lost that number so that's why i am asking you for that number if you could tell me that landline number of yours okay i mean it's the same exact number as i have except a one at the end instead of a two yes yes your landline number it's the same number that i'm calling you on right now except there's a one at the end instead of a two okay okay from the beginning tell me from the beginning okay please it's the same number that i'm talking to you on right now okay and what is the number has been that the last digit is a one okay so the last digit is one one all right nope the last digit is just so then what one okay just okay i am telling you i am i am telling you your landline number so tell me whether right that's correct you did good okay thank you so now wait i am i am i am giving you i'm giving you a fall in that landline number okay i did not hang up this line okay do not hang up this line because i am because if i'm going to if i'm going to talk to you in that line so i will feel like i'm talking to richard okay are they trying to do now is it ringing your landline is ringing no take it now we ringing you on it nope we again ringing you on it why i don't understand because as i told you that like while i'm talking to you on yes i have i was like let me tell you why because whenever i have giving a call in that number i feel like that i am talking to mr richard so please let me to call in that number okay all right thank you so now take my wait why is it just saying when they call me it i should be able to take two calls at once that's really weird i just hung up on it so it just it just shows up in my log as busy but announcement announcement announcement announcement the good gloves you rang the machine you know the machine so talk to me [Music] announcement yes announcement hello yes hello mrs goodglove this is uh james david richardson yes how are you yes i have ringing you on the landline but you are not taking up that call i don't i haven't used it in a while i don't know i don't really know how it works or if it works have you have you like have you speak to the linda dr linda yes um this morning yes and igor yeah i'm preparing uh they're preparing to resurrect my husband i've sent them a significant amount well i'm sending them a significant amount of money wait wait wait i have i have just i have to talk to the eagle right okay he to he just told me like he ringing you on your land line and you are not picking up his call can you just pick up his call mr eager he's like yes he's giving you a call okay he's ringing you on the landline on your landline igor is calling the lab lab yes um check take your landline okay hold on i don't know how it works i don't even think the ringer works i don't think i've ever had this problem where it just immediately says busy i don't understand why this is happening i get multiple calls all the time or is it can you do that can you call someone and make it uh yeah i think i it just keeps beeping hello yeah it's just beeping should i climb back now listen no no no now listen to me carefully he can clearly call me when i'm not on the phone with him announcement uh oh he's calling me oh i know what the problem is he's calling me with his phone number maybe that's what's weird i'm i'm talking to him on his 786 number and then he's calling me from the 786 number on a different sip like a different line i think that's what's weird is my pbx system is like you're already talking to this person i think that normally doesn't happen to me i think that's what's happening announcement he's calling and hanging up maybe oh or is he just trying to trick me like igor is calling you man igor is calling you you should talk to him oh yeah announcement [Music] no your accent sounds different you used to sound russian it was having a cold you know having a pole well if you grew up in russia a call doesn't change your accent igor pre-vet preview read that i don't remember how to say it how are you i would i would just like to uh tell you have you spoke to mr david richardson james david richardson so that you can make a sweaty footbread like you asked me to could you um igor it's eager here right igor i've been working on the salty foot bread which is part of the spell it's going quite well but you asked me to wrap it in foil and bake my feet over a campfire i was curious can i just put it in the oven instead yeah you can try to do that okay and how long should i cook it for for 10 minutes that's it all right yes now igor did you did you get the candles i overnight ship those via fedex along with the cash no i haven't received that candles right yet i'm also going to wire you the rest of the money in a little bit i'll go to the bank and i got the four different bank accounts you sent me so i will send the ten thousand dollars to each one ten thousand ten thousand ten thousand ten thousand just like you asked me the four separate united states bank accounts do you have about two thousand to each one do you have that account information yes yes i do i got it via your texts can you confirm me that information yes i can okay the first account was at chase bank second account at wells fargo the third account was at wells fargo and the fourth account was at hold on i'm looking wait did you not send me the fourth account oh i got i got it sorry the fourth account is it pd all right now do you remember what to do when you go to the bank for do this transfer yes well you told me that i'm making a series of real estate investments right igor yeah yes that is correct ma'am okay right so what you need to do here right there is a lit you sound very tired did you sleep at all last night or no i haven't sleep yet right i'm my voice is a little bit low because you've been preparing this film that is what or my deceased husband is that you're going to resurrect yes tomorrow morning yes okay yes yes right so there is some there i need to tell you something here okay see right now i'm providing you us what was the other ingredient that you needed again what was the other ingredient the ingredients which i'm gonna need it right i'm gonna text you okay no you told me you couldn't text me because uh the government might track the text and what what so it was two eagle eggs of a young birch correct the other ingredient is you have to you have to take a heart the hair right a tail of a spores hair horse hair okay from their tail yes yes from the tail okay a dash of salt how much is a dash special the quantity of a soul you have to buy what around 20 around 20 pounds 20 pounds of salt is a dash yes i i met a guy yesterday whose kid was born 22 pounds what a small baby okay 20 pounds so what i'm saying 20 20. and then yeah does the horse have to be like trotting or moving or can it be like in a stable in a stable position okay and now i already boiled the three yellow rose petals for 20 minutes each and they could only be boiled one at a time so it took you know a little over an hour but they kind of now i got three pans on my stove and there's like nothing in it what am i supposed to do with the rose water you have to keep that rose water for a whole night okay all i could find was a toenail collection that he had when he was a child and it said yeah and you have to that might not work for that you need to keep that or you need to keep nothing like those kosher it's a lot so no no no that won't work that won't work you need to keep that water rose water in a dark place okay keep it in a cold dark place okay a cold dark place all right yeah okay so what should i do with the crystals you asked me to buy i purchased quartz you you keep those crystals with you okay all right once well i'll tell you when you have to use i'll go to the park i will go to the local park and i will bury the uh but you know what hopefully no one will see me though yeah so one thing i need to tell you here i'm providing you a password you write down that password okay okay five password is purple right yes this is the like the parse word is purple what color purple color color purple do you got that the color yordle did you just say color purple purple oh purple yeah purple that is the password of yours okay suppose if i would you please put dr linda on the phone dr linda she is busy with the client no she said that i have an appointment to talk to her and i had an appointment to talk he told me that yeah he thought he told she told she told me he will get in touch with you she's calling on myself oh never mind she's calling on your cell phone yeah let me know all right all right wait wait wait wait wait wait wait here talk and wait so wait oh are you going to put doctor linda on the phone could you do that for me yeah i'm going to put doctor then i'm going to put dr linda on the phone i'm going to put it wait wait okay all right that would be easier for me than going into getting the cell phone that she's calling me on right now and i better be really easy for you linda yeah talk to dr linda doctor doctor pause champ doctor hello oh these guys are so what do you i was talking like this when i was igor very specifically talking like this do you really think i'm just going to believe hello dr linda hello yeah this is a doctor lingam this is good hello how are you doing today this is clearly not dr linda igor where is she she's calling my cell phone i am i'll just i'll just pick up myself it's fine igor it's literally you igor i was just talking to you well it's clearly you igor [Music] if you want to um to be her okay i'm going to take the cell phone wow basically part of the only reason that i'm going along with it well one is because i like putting them in ridiculous situations and i think it's funny to force them into it announcement but also i'm hoping i can get a bunch of their bank announcement is this dr linda um hello yeah hello hello yeah this is linda here i am so sorry that i was because i am having a very high fever is this james oh this is sorry i answered the wrong call sorry hello hello i will talk to you later james sorry wow dude where's the commitment yeah hi this is don [Music] hello this is ethel hello yes hello hello yeah yeah this is linda speaking sorry i have an appointment oh this sounds pretty bad with the filter of edna [Music] oh listen to this by the way announcement [Music] announcement so uh miss serious mysterious who does a lot of the uh announcement well she's she's on the team but also there's a lot of the edits of songs you guys here um put together like a glitched version version of a secret message if i want to go i know i think this is funny where the mushrooms are where we used to i think i don't know if i'll go that route or not but i think that'd be really fun like i found another i found another message he wants me to go where the mushrooms are listening to this and at the end imagine going like 36 hours with these guys at the end i'm like my i found the time machine my my husband was he's here he's and he has google play gift card announcement something absurd sorry okay okay i'm holding the line then oh i think my roland is starting to go back which is kind of concerning i don't even know if they make vt-3s anymore okay the lights don't work sometimes [Music] check check check all right oh another version nobody can know look where the mushrooms ethel please [Music] i mean they're clearly not gonna be did i spill water on it i mean maybe a little bit but i cleaned it all up dr linda said i need a close friend of richard to bathe in mayonnaise i need someone who has spoken to richard before yeah i kind of tried to go do that yesterday though where i said i need someone there's a vt3 left on amazon oh crap someone i shouldn't have said that hello hello yeah this is a david uh richardson hi hello hello can you hear me can you hear me hello hello yeah this is uh james david richardson hi james i'm in the middle of a session with my spiritual advisor dr linda uh she is don't tell me that yeah she is very good at spiritual matters and i can't talk to you right now but but listen listen to me because i have already talked to him how do you feel that you can talk to him in that in between he she is a her i know that i know that seems like you didn't know that that makes a lot more sense to me now i am talking about myself mrs goodglove oh okay well i'm sorry i'm in the middle of a session with her so i i can't really take a call please please please no no no listen to me you have to listen to me oh i accidentally hung up on her dang it because because mr richard your husband she has a very high pitched voice so it's easy to distinguish her from igor hopefully she will call me back in just a moment i will talk to you later now listen to me oh man [Music] i probably should just move on from this but announce hello hello hello yeah this is apple uh are you apple this is ethel goodglove who's this yes yes can i speak to miss good yes who is this okay now do you know me nope how's it possible that you didn't know me sorry uh let me look at your phone number we have talked to you we have talked to you yesterday like yesterday do you remember oh this is third guys from the gig squad why do you keep calling me yes because i have given you a call because you have got power money so that's why but listen to me i am telling you i am telling you one of your husband's word okay because we had a deal with mr richard you did tell me yes we had a deal with mr richard what what did he say do you do you know that there's a 99 000 uh dollar which is in your account wait are you the one with the uneducated children no no listen to me listen to me you know that you have remember what's listen to me first you have our money into your account so what has happened mr richard okay he we had a deal like a year ago so he told me that like his wife like it means you you will going to back that money to us so that's why about that money yes he died three years ago i know that i know that was it was it his ghost but we have big no no we have received yes of course of course i had a dream i had a dream about mr richard he was in the dream or his ghost it's very important was it a dream or his ghost it was it was a dream but in that dream no because only ghosts are real nap dreams yes that was kind of gross like in a dark room in a dark dark room he came to me and he told me the money which you have got so like mr mrs richardson she will going to back me okay it means you will going to back that money to us so that's why we had a deal okay sorry how many teeth did he have funny how many teeth did he have in his mouth i haven't noticed that i haven't noticed that because i don't have teeth that's why they speak all spooky like but we had we had a deal okay mr richard he told me that mrs rich misses good gloves he will going to back that money to us okay that's why i am calling you ma'am from tomorrow from yesterday please help me please help me with our money please help me with our money because if you are not going [Music] so then what should i do really really really good spiritual advisor who could help you if you're being haunted by someone although she told me usually if you're being haunted it you the best bet is to make a deal with the devil and no no no no no i thought was the devil a couple weeks ago turns out it was just some random guy on facebook a spiritual advisor who is the number one and who is the best spiritual advisor in usa okay his name is dr daniel oh i think i i think i met dr daniel i didn't like him do you do you know do you know his number he was very kind and he was very polite no i i think uh it's not dale earnhardt jr is it i heard i i saw he had five star reviews on google is it dale earnhardt no no no no no he was he was one of the best and best the greatest spiritual advisor in united states of america dr doolittle no doctor daniel uh i don't know you haven't met him you haven't met him because he was on abroad on that time he wasn't abroad and he came back last month today and i have told i have just speak to him uh about you and mr richard no doctor daniel yeah dr no doctor daniel william dr disrespect no dr daniel william dr germa no it's william william william yeah doesn't ring a bell i've researched a lot of the spiritual advisors talked to him to him i have talked to that doctor okay about you and your husband with mr richard she just told me like he can help you so so much he can give you relief he can give you a best advice about mr richard what you have to do about that okay can i be honest with you i don't i don't really want to talk to daniel i feel that what dr linda understands me on a spiritual level no doctor actually she told me that her sister was the was the same person who delivered me in my uh in my parents house when i was a little girl in the tub so okay do you want to speak to mr eagle do you want to speak to mr igor no igor is um i don't like igor frankly i think that he is like right society and the only reason i ever have talked to him is because dr linda hired him as her assistant but frankly what about david what about david james what what about david james richardson the guy who works at best pie like no no no like james david richardson who is mr richardson friend sorry james david richardson is the friend of david james richardson who works at best buy no no no james david richardson he is a friend of your husband mr richard good clown right what about that though do you want to speak to him no because he has just want he just want to give you the last message of mr richardson of your husband what because he had a last message of mr richardson which he want to tell you about that and he had okay yeah he had lots of poetry he had lots of poetry you have poetry of my husband yes i want to hear it do you want to hear it yes i don't wait wait i'm gonna do you want to listen to do you want to listen it i'm going to let you know okay okay i'm gonna tell you them all i'm gonna tell you them all i you would be like you would be like this you would like that all okay you would be like that all okay because those those poetries are very very good okay i would be like that hello would you like to would like to listen them all yeah what's the can you read one to me how did you get his poetry just do it just do it i am telling you that i am telling you that are you ready are you ready i guess so you guessed the okay tell me just wait i'm just letting you them all to you okay i am going to tell you them all all right did you did you ever did you ever want to listen mr richard mr richard uh poetries i didn't even know he had poetry i've only listened to two of his poems that's all have you have you listened the poetry which is named prince yeah it's literally on my computer what you can see on that can you can you just i'm just going to i'm just going to tell you that poetry to you can you just uh can you just try to sang that uh poetry with me you want to go with me sure we'll give it a shot okay every time every time i look outside then i see our trees repeat every time i look outside all i see are trees that's correct trees are made of bark and sap but such is as of me to be clear i wrote this on the computer so he's not making this happen anyway all right it's a song you said how does it how does it know what it is i'm telling you it is poetry oh i thought i would love to hear it saying the song like i am doing in this town in this accent that's why you would like to hear that now i would like to tell you from all that poetry now listen to me and tell me that i did good or not okay every time i look outside all i see are trees trees are made of bark and sap but such as as of maine i am a tree quite literally from head to toe i am roots the roots inside me bring me blood because i am a vampire i hate garlic silver birth have blood how is it sorry could you can you read it one more time but a little bit quieter because it was hard to hear you again i wrote this just of course of course i will tell you again to you you would like you would like to hear that you would like to hear that everything can you whisper my spirit please whisper it every time i look outside all i see are trees fire trees are made of bark and sap but such is as of me i am a tree quite literally from head to toe i am roots the roots inside me bring me blood because i am a vampire i hate garlic silver bat blood how is it what was that last part sorry the last part about the vampire i don't understand okay that was like i am a vampire i hate garlic silver bad blood do you heard that do you have any other poems that he wrote i mean i've heard that one before it was on my computer okay okay okay just do it just do it i will going to found i just tried to find out something i thought you said that you had a bunch of his poetry that he gave you i thought you had a lot of it just hold on just hold on just hold on i'm telling you that okay otherwise i need to just call dr linda i mean i i don't want to sit here do you have any other poems yes of course of course just hold on let me tell you them all okay what what was your favorite one what was your favorite one i have loved all of them well can you pick your favorite one and start with that no i cannot do that i cannot do that because every one of them are very good i love them all okay what was the most what's the oldest poem start with the oldest poem you want to you want to know like uh do you want to know the from the first one which he told me yeah what's the first one he ever told you oh okay just just wait i'm telling you that because i only had two poems i only found two of his poems and i wrote them both on the computer but i i haven't heard any of his other poems i have i have like more than you have more than 10 poems yup all right he must have really liked just wait just do it i have to find out i have to find it out the williams man if i was you i would have said i only had one poem but hey because he like me because he was like me to tell them all that's why he was like me very much he like he did he never he never like uh tell you about me never no in fact he hated talking to people on the phone well read the poems please let me tell you the poem the name of that poem is sonnet okay solid okay yeah in faith in faith i did not love being with mine eyes for they in three a thousand errors note but it's my heart that loves what they despise who in the spite of williams this is william shakespeare sorry this is sonnet 141 by william shakespeare i know that by heart your health bad yeah i know that by heart nor tender feeling to to base touches or smell desire to be invited to any sensual feast with the alone how could i forget that one you know you know poem very well you would like to read a poem like victor richard how is that i love poetry that's why i was so shocked that my husband was writing it so tell me one of the poems that my husband wrote the ones that william huge spear wrote do you know do you know why he did not tell you that he write a poem do you know why he did not tell you wait do you think that he really did travel from the past to the future what if he was william shakespeare what if he is william shakespeare and then he traveled to the future like i told you oh okay what if that's one of the clues what oh my god i cannot hurry you my richard was william shakespeare and he traveled from the past yes and then he visited you as a ghost and told you to send a hundred thousand dollars to me all the puzzle pieces are falling into place now this is beautiful so please please madam help me to bring uh help me help me with that money okay please please give us please send that money to you so many times when he talked to me when i couldn't understand what he was saying and it was because he's william shakespeare yes so all he wants all he wants all he want that you will go to the bank okay and then what you need to do you have to send that money back into our account i will going to help you with that account details okay can you do that for me i don't know i have to send a bunch of money to igor first so i can resurrect my husband i wonder if i can ask i wonder if i can ask igor if you dr linda can resurrect him in william shakespeare's body that could be interesting do you have do you have igor's money into your account oh no i'm just gonna send him i have to send him ten thousand dollars to four separate united states bank accounts but yes after i do that after i do that i can send somebody to you now listen now listen now listen we will going to help you in which account you will going to send that money back do you have that information or not uh igor's information yeah no no our information our our account information in which account you have to spend that money to you and until i resurrect my husband and find out if he wants me to no no no no no no no no you are not getting that we are just as you know that the money which you have got it's our money okay so mr richard want that that you will go and we will go to the bank and transfer that fund to our account that's what mr richard wants to do no no i don't think so you're not a spiritual advisor you have no id no way of knowing that so there's a much there are many more and there's many more like uh yeah i have an appointment i i have to head to the bank soon so i can send the money to igor and dr linda so after i do that and after i talk to my husband reincarnated in the william shakespeare spirit i do you want to speak to the ego no i don't like him he's vile no no no he is he wanted to talk to you because mr either you want to give you some information no i already got the accounts i already made the appointment dr linda confirmed it listen to me that account is not a valid one that's why you can't give you an idea what you're talking now stop talking to me and let me resurrect my husband all right we will going to help you to resurrect your husband no ego or ego don't have these kinds of powers okay hold on really quick i just wanna did that's why i know i don't reach it personally okay i know region wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait can you you can resurrect my husband i mean you're saying because david james richardson is best buy you can listen to my husband to me yes because because i know i know mr richardson mr richard very personal okay personally i know him like three years ago oh my god yes ego did not know mr richard he never met him so how he can able to resurrect mr richard only i can do that because i know mr richard first of all my husband tell you the tragedy of dark plague he is the wise yes yes he told me each in every i know mr richard personally i met him he come to my home my address like a year like three years ago can i ask you a personal question really quick why do you work at best buy when you possess the power to resurrect people from the dead because because you know because you don't enjoy power because you enjoy because this power yeah because this power i cannot use for money i use it for people own good i didn't use for money and mr eagle used business but but listen to me very carefully ma'am i probably wouldn't have said that but a reason why they have scripts in this business it's fun now listen there is some fun which is available into your account which is a richard borrow for me a year like three years ago okay so you have to help me to bri to give me that money back which mr richard borrow from us from me years ago like three years ago okay so you're saying that three years ago my husband yeah borrowed money from you yes yes how much money did he borrow that was that was 90 000 he told me he told me like give me the money for for he is doing some good thing okay with that money so i gave it to him because i have fully trust on one on mr richard because i i like i trust him blindly okay because he's a very close friend of mine okay apparently i have so what has happened i could not able to talk to you okay could not ever talk to him but he told me on that day when he uh took that money from me he told me that if you go to my wife and you're gonna talk to her talk to her she will going to help you to bring that um bring that money to you he will be he will give you that money okay that's why i am giving you that call so you gave me you were gonna give me one thousand dollars instead of me giving you money no no no no no you did not understand actually mr richard when he took that money from me okay when he borrow a money from me he told me on that day that if i could not able to give you that money back so you can ask for this money from my from my wife which is you okay so you can give me that money back mr richard borrow from me a year like three years ago but unfortunately i haven't got the number of years but and but finally i found your numbers that's why i have told you okay so i can get my money back which visitor reached promised me that you will going to you will going you will going to give me my money back he told me he promised me and he please do not try to break that promise which mr richard made to me okay so can you just explain the can you explain the promise one more time okay three i will explain you from the beginning okay like are you like three years ago okay three years ago mr richard he came to my house okay yeah yeah and he told me that uh jm that james you are one of my close friend i tell him yes i am and then he told me can you help me with some money okay so i i tell him yes richard i can so what has happened mr richard he told me give me 90 000 because i want to spend that money to for a good stuff to help any like uh needy people so what has happened i give that money to him okay without any hesitation because i have blindly trust on him because he was one of my close friend so he take that out of myself and he promised me that he will go you were good friends you were good friends with my husband yes so mr richard tell me if he just told me like you will i will return you that money very soon and if i could not do that if i could not able to return that money to you so you can call my wife which is uh miss uh [Music] because i i know because i know richard was very good person but he had he just borrowed that money he will going to give me that money back but unfortunately he died okay so what has happened that is really what state do you live in he speak to me he told me on that day he made a promise to me if no i mean what state do you live in i mean where do you live where i lived yeah where do you live okay i lived in ohio okay so in the state of ohio let me just look this up really quickly hold on sorry um did you guys make the agreement in ohio or where i live in illinois sorry i couldn't understand did you make the agreement in ohio or illinois like we we met somewhere we met on the restaurant in ohio okay so here's the thing um that's my husband's estate and when he died since the legal documentation would have been in his name or if you didn't have any documentation either way i don't owe you anything that would you're screwed basically i believe that mom i believe the legal please try to understand on that day like a year like a three years ago we haven't made any documentation or any agreement okay ma'am right now i am like my situation was not so good okay i was very poor if you give me my money back so that would be helped me very very much ma'am well i have no way can you even prove can you prove that that happened so how can i prove that if mr richard if mr richard was alive he will definitely prove you about well i have good news for you i am going to send 40 000 in 10 four separate transactions in united states bank accounts to dr linda who will then resurrect my husband and he will be alive hopefully we can ask him he cannot he cannot resurrect your husband that's okay he cannot do that yes he can how you can do how you can say that have you seen have you seen anything well in the bible people got resurrected so it's possible yes i know i know that i know it's possible but linda cannot do that how do you know you even talk to linda i met i met him i met him ma'am why don't you understand i tell you what i'm going to send the money to dr linda so you don't want to complete you don't want to complete you don't want to complete you don't want to complete you don't want to proceed further mr richard last word which he has said to me you don't want to give me my money to be fair the last words that he said to you were not the last words that he said to me you don't want you want me you want me to die i'd like to get a large bean burrito but it'll give me a lot well i tell you what i'll call you tomorrow i'll call you tomorrow and hopefully my husband will be able to talk to you as well now listen talk to me all right i'm trying pretty hard to see if i can convince him to give me a bunch of accounts they probably won't but it's kind of funny but it's also kind of crazy that um i guess it's a it's just a crazy example of how scummy how ridiculous they'll go to try to manipulate someone you know like they're really really bad at it so hopefully um it's also encouraging because if you caught that's why i said wow i guess that's why you guys have to write everything down or you have to everything has to be scripted because like announcement he's just saying random things like oh yeah i can resurrect people from the dead man i'm good at it unfortunately i can't charge for it though and it's just back and forth back and forth i have 10 poems 10 poems of your husband oh boy yes i think your husband did travel from the past in his shakespeare to be fair he probably thinks that i'm wait okay he's calling my home phone yes this is mrs good glove how can i help you hi ma'am it's easy you remember me i know it's not igor please stop calling this number oh you know that it's not igor you don't recognize my voice yeah igor you you have a very distinct russian accent i don't know who you are how you got this number but stop calling me and pretending to be igor um we are an ego man right i used to have a word with you couple of minutes ago igor was talked like this when we last time he hurt it i'm not sure why you think he's holding his nose maybe unfortunately he's probably gonna say something like ma'am it's igor i'm updating you i don't want you to send it in four separate transactions i want you to send it all to this to this one bank account but announcement announcement this is mrs good glove how can i help you this is uh david richardson how are you doing today ma'am listen i have to go i'll call you tomorrow where are you where are you going well hopefully you'll be able to talk to my husband tomorrow i i have to get on a plane and do a seance mom uh there are some there's a work something has been left into the computer of yours which we are promised to mr richardson so we will going to do that but unfortunately we cannot do that so that's why we have called you again so that you can provide yourself which is on the computer okay no thank you nothing what i said no thank you nothing what's nothing you are talking about no thank you i said i have to go to the bank and send money to my spiritual advisor so she can get the correct tools to resurrect william shakespeare aka my husband who traveled from the past all right you don't think that's important can't you take a hint you said that you were good friends with my husband richard you said that you loved him like a father figure so stop wasting my time and let me bring him back to life all right okay but you are giving a money to the wrong person no i'm not yes you are you are you will still regret after sending that money to them listen he texted me the four different accounts i'm gonna try it out if it doesn't work maybe i'll talk to you maybe i'll talk to you someone else you will be regret you will be regret when you send that money to them because these people are not god okay they are a human person okay they are not good wait who can bring your husband back okay but you said that you could bring my husband back are you guys i'll never tell you that after i i told you that i have talked to him okay i i told you i've talked to him in my dream i never tell you that i will bring him back okay i cannot do that because i am not god you very specifically stated that you could resurrect my husband i am just a very good friend of mr richard okay and what has happened we have just uh we have like we had a little bit of talk about that okay and what has let me tell you one thing because no one can bring no one can no one can bring a dead people back okay without a god okay and those linda and you are talking about they are not they are a human person you told me they are human person you told me that you spoke with my husband and you had his poetry and his music you fool okay because because they are not going to do anything they cannot resurrect because they cannot have a power they cannot know anything they did not know anything yes they do believe in one god only god can do that no one can do anything believe on god okay because god take your husband for a poor good person oh i just missed a call from this member this is hello hello yeah i just this is david this is jv this is david james richardson once again oh my gosh why are you calling me ma'am you still because i am warning you please for god's sake please do not do that do not give mr linda and whatever they call igor do not give them money okay because they are making you fool what do you mean there's no there's no there is no black magic existed okay in this real world okay who can do this kind of ship how do you explain microwaves then sorry how do you explain microwaves ma'am let me tell you mr richard he has died for god's call okay because god he called mr richard for uh for a good purpose that's why he was diet so if you want to bring mr richard back so it clearly indicates that you are you are doing it for you it means that you are doing you don't want that mr richard he will be spent a good time with a god okay so leave mr richard with god okay he's spending his good times over here he's having a pretty good time with god right now yes yes yes he is maybe maybe he's spending his life in heaven and if you let it and you bringing him back maybe no it's correct because he was a good he was a good person so definitely right now if you want if you want mr don't have proof that my husband died you don't have proof they never found the body okay tell me how uh how much he died how do i not know that he isn't william shakespeare tell me how he died yes tell me how he passed but he's not trying to no no those all are i don't you said it yourself you read one of his poems you said that he was william jake you told me that i read i read one of his uh i i read one of his poetry which is true and then you read sonnet 141 by william shakespeare you said that my husband's been wrong yeah because either he was plagiarized because because because he know that you know you you remember you remember this thing remember this poem very properly okay that's why he loved you he loved you that's why he he listened that okay because he loves you because he loves you you know that's why that's why he loves you that's why he loves everything i i haven't got any proof i haven't got any proof that he has agreement i don't have any proof of him dying either so i guess you'll just have to live with it yes he he borrowed that money from me but you know as because he is my one of my good friends so i haven't got any agreement i didn't make any agreement about that because i have a trust on him you know what they say the proof's always in the pudding so maybe start there he tell me but you keep you tell me he tell me no listen tell me that listen to me mr richard he tell me that you will going to uh give me that money back so that is the word he giving me and i trust on that i trust on his word yeah but he's not alive anymore i told you he died three years ago i'm sorry but yes i don't 100 000 to be fair i do oh best buy a hundred grand but that's an entirely different matter so uh sorry do you want my money back do you want to give my money back no absolutely not you you don't want to give me my money back right no i'm investing that in spiritual guidance counseling lessons while attempting to resurrect my husband from the dead so no no you still you still you still you're still not understanding those okay basically this guy is just lying and trying to he's trying to do 100 grand your husband he has died for a good cause okay so leave him in heaven what was the cause do you think he don't make do not do not the last time he heard him he was on a boat and uh he said i'd really like a bean burrito but it makes me gassy so that's the last those those spiritual person those spiritual person they are just want your money that's it okay because apart from god no one can bring your husband back okay well listen in about 15 minutes my i have a session called how to live with a zombie sorry dr linda's assistant no no do not talk to them do not talk to them please please believe on me do not talk to anyone of any assistant or any one of them dr linda okay do not talk to them just listen to me for a while okay so you will feel good ma'am okay do not talk to them okay and don't even talk to mr igor as well okay honey i promise you yes i will talk to you tomorrow and after my husband comes back aka william shakespeare so ma'am if you could if you could help me if you could help me okay if you could help me with my money which mr richard borrow from me so that will be a very good for me so because i am having a very hard time right now i am having a very hard time she wants me to give you the money okay william who william who william my husband richard williams speak shakespeare are you not listening i am listening but i am so sorry because i am very right now i am very depressed you know because i need money okay that's why that's why i need money i need that yes yes i am kind of i am kind of i'm about to okay because i'm bankrupt now okay my husband and i am going so far as to pay 40 000 to bring him from the dead so remember that so i i tell you do not do not give that money to anyone because no one can bring your husband back no one can resurrect your husband well i don't know that i understand i don't know that for sure so why you are giving why you are giving that money to them why you are giving that money listen i tell you what you work for best buy right yes can you convince best buy to absolve me of my one hundred thousand dollar debt i i will try i'll try okay if you can convince them to absolve me of my debt then i'll be able to help you all right okay okay just hold on just hold on just hold on i will talk to one of the manager of the best buy so what has happened he will he he will don't want to get he don't want to like how much money like they they borrow and they like uh you owe from them well as you know because you've been involved the entire time you were supposed to send me a thousand dollars but you accidentally sent me one hundred thousand dollars yes so what i need is written proof i need documented proof that i am absolved at the 100 000 death and that i can help you personally i promise i will help you personally okay okay so it means that nine that that thousand dollar that that thousand and that hundred thousand dollar which you have got okay so you you want to keep that money right yes i want i if i can keep that money well then obviously i could afford to help you so i need you to convince your boss to forgive me and to let me keep the 100 000 and i need proof okay you need a proof right yeah i need proof that they've forgiven me okay can i just can i just stay on the line can you stay on the line i mean i'm gonna need i'm gonna need like a document like they're gonna have to sign a document and take a picture or something i can't i'm not gonna hear it over the phone i will i will help you i will help you i will help you to send that into your email yeah me too hello hello yeah could you could you hold that line for a moment so i can't speak to someone else can you hold that knife for sure sure thank you thank you so much don't go anywhere okay okay i have to write another song she has to find another song [Music] what would it be like [Music] there was a song that i wrote my husband wrote for me if you didn't hear it yesterday this is this is how it goes wait my computer's broken um goes like this [Music] maybe we can hello yes hello yes we have talked to one of our best buy supervisor okay okay all right all right and they have told me like they will send you a letter with a legal documentation at your uh home addre what i need i mean that's fine if you want to wait two days i mean so what has yes what has happened you will receive that at your doorstep that uh later which i could send that into at your doorstep but in between you have to transfer that money no why would i trade why would i transfer money if they're absolving me of my debt no no you don't have to you don't have to transfer that money to best buy you have to transfer that money to me personally no i can't do that until i've been absolved in my debt you know that no no ma'am you won't be you won't be on debt on that price i can't afford to give it to you unless i'm observed sorry that's the entire point i can't afford to give you that money unless i'm absolved of my debt so i can't give it to you before i'm they forgive me before i get those legal documents i can't help you okay so what i can do one thing i can i could send i could send some more money from best buy account into your account that will be okay for you why so that you can help me with that money so you want me to embezzle money sorry you're asking me to steal money from your company and give it to you hand off after getting that money after getting that money what i will do i will gonna leave i will gonna leave this city i will go to some somewhere else that's why and i'm never gonna call you i'm never gonna in touch with you okay but you're my only link to my name i want to talk to you and you won't be and you won't be fair you won't be feel any hassle for that i am giving you a hundred percent guarantee you won't be fa you won't be face any hassle for that i mean honey if you can get me absorbed in the debt i can send you the money right now sorry i need to if you gotta get me absorbed to that debt and then i'll send it to you i don't care ma'am ma'am you are not in depth now we are not in depth yes i am that person i have talked to that person well then okay do me a favor do me a favor have him write on a piece of paper or her that ethel good glove does not owe 100 000 to best buy and then i want you to sign it sign it on the piece of paper okay and then i want you to draw a smiley face on the bottom half and poke out the eye holes and hold it up like a mask and take a picture would you okay i have to listen to me a good glow i have talked to that uh manager of the best buyer okay okay do you want to talk to him yeah like he will make you understand he will make you understand that you don't have to send that money to best buy anymore you can keep that money you want to pay we need physical proof i need a picture of a signed legal document so pictures no one will going to ask you for any kind any money which you have received you will not in debt ma'am okay i am giving you 100 assurance i don't have a document so ma'am i am giving you my words that is that is like that is like a that is remember how my husband took 90 000 a loan from you for 90 000 but you have no proof and now you can't sue me and collect well i'm not a fool so i need a document that states i don't owe you a hundred thousand dollars do you understand but but you know i have a very much of trust i have a very much of trust on mr richard i don't but you don't it is your problem but i am fully trust because he is my brother i told you what you have to do get me a signed document that says i don't owe them a hundred grand and a picture of it and i'll i'll help you out okay you you'd get that taken care of i'm going to go talk to igor now wait wait wait wait wait wait yes hello hello hello hello can you hear me yes i can hear you with a good blow yes and is richard james yes yes james the energy name david richardson yes he said that he was talking to someone about uh absolving me of my death what do you think please tell me again oh hello yes i i said i'm trying to find out uh if james david richardson is available yes yes this is james david richardson uh tell me how can i help you wait that's you this is you yes yes this is me ma'am i'm talking to you i know about everything like we have we have a talk to you like a while ago right but then why did why haven't you called me back were you able to get a are they gonna forgive me and my dad should give me you have just give me you have just give me a call back so that's the reason i am getting that call okay so tell me how can i help you i am still thinking about the depth okay the depth which you are in okay okay so what what you have decided have you decided to give me my money back not until i find out if i'm absolved in my debts your depth will be cleared okay i have talked to everyone okay i talked to every person what has happened i have told this that you cannot pay that debt so they have understand that you are in debt and you can order to pay that money so what has happened they won't be able to ask you for any money okay just believe on me when i get there when i get proof then i'll that's fine mom let me tell you let me tell you let me tell you like you have to put a trust on me like i have a first on mr richard right no no i i'm not a fool oh i said i am not going uh to believe you without written signed proof okay it means that you are saying that i am to visit dr linda they are going to put me inside of a birthing pod and then use a mimic that to resurrect my husband so they have they have told you select your husband they will bring your husband back so i will talk to you in a few days okay all right today how many days how many days uh just a few just a few days just feel like like a four electrodes like two three four how many days what's today i'll talk to you next week sweden all right what will happen what has happened because we have what i was gonna beside myself i can't tell what you're saying you're beside yourself do what yeah i have to do that wait sweetie i i think i might have heard you say something terrible but your phone is your phone is breaking up so sweetie i will give you your money okay can you know okay yes i will get you your money back i told you i'm probably going to oh don't say that don't stop i have to because i couldn't stop here you are you know what you are you no you you know i don't think you know my husband i think you've just i think you're just lying to me aren't you no why would i lie to you why would i you [ __ ] me you are you you said my husband was william shakespeare which makes no sense you said you said that you said that you borrowed my husband borrowed ninety thousand dollars from you which makes no sense now you you're that's making you want me to steal money from your company you're an evil person is what you are okay okay okay okay you don't have to you don't have to give me you don't have to give me my 90 000 back okay what you need to do you need to you need to do one thing is to transfer no i'm not manipulating you do anything do do do i will give you or you just do like do one thing give me my money back or you can give best buy money back okay do one thing because you have that money you are going to you wanted to take that money you want to run away no i it means you want to run away with our money i always buy a hundred thousand dollars i told you that yes yes so if you are not going to earn so you have you have you have got you have got best buy money right which they have sended you by mistakenly and you are don't want to give that money back to them why is that yes i do hello i want to give it back to them okay so if you're gonna go if you're gonna back to them okay so how are you gonna do that tell me because i am one of the best buy person okay so how are you gonna send me that money how you gonna send that money to the best buy are you gonna do that um i don't know you have you have spoken you have to you have spoken to one of our officers you could do one thing okay okay okay okay okay you just do one thing i will giving you account number okay you can spend um 10 000 on it you can do that yes it can't be the same account before though no no that account had because you made a mistake so that's why that account is unrestricted so i'm gonna giving you another account in the united states text it to me yes up in the united states okay okay think about what else i'll be able to do no no listen listen listen me the money which you have received from best buy by mistakenly okay as they have made a mistake if they have sended you like a hundred like a hundred grand right so you can spend that money slowly slowly okay all right okay ten thousand dollars a day like into different accounts yeah ten thousand dollars yeah in the different accounts that is a different account every day so if you could just pull yes yes yes i'm gonna giving you yeah i'm gonna giving you that money i'm just going to give you a account number of our officer okay every day two different officers account number so you can take that money every day hello no no i i am still talking to you okay now could you just hold on i have to arrange that account for you where you can able to send that okay today all right all right okay thank you just hold on just hold on okay yeah how would i text you i will text you on your computer screen that will be okay no just text me on my phone text you on your phone okay yes text you on your phone what with the full details right yes the full details yes because i'm heading to the bank right now okay just hold on text me on my phone okay you're heading to the bank right yes and then you're heading to the bank right on an airplane so hi well okay take your mobile with you check your mobile with you okay i'm sending um i've been traveling okay no problem no problem i was traveling no problem i know i know that i know that that you went to new zealand no problem i do understand yeah you have told me last week yes so did you get it back did you get him back uh yes and no okay yes and no okay i do understand so now as you told me as you told me i done when when they went through the original it's unlike any experience that i've ever i've ever been through um so one of the things they did yesterday they had a series of fires hazel can you hear me um a table on it and in the middle of the table they had a clock like an alarm clock and they had it to go off every hour on the hour and they asked me to get in the pool but they removed the ladder after i got in the pool which was quite strange and there was a gorilla [Applause] ounces of pure okay and then what happened uh i went to the bathroom for about 30 minutes straight oh okay and miss hazel do you remember like you told me to send me uh send you to that uh bank detail so that you can transfer that money back to me but you i my weekend was not so good okay because my officers they are keep uh keep like uh telling me like when you will be going to back that money so that's why i am getting worried about day day by day oh i should okay so can you just do one thing um okay can you just do one thing that was kind of weird is when i went to new zealand i never did see igor or dr linda and i paid them a significant sum of money yes that's what uh i paid them a lot that's what i am telling you that's what i am telling you yes that's what i'm telling you how much did they take from you how much well they only charged me thirty thousand dollars since my husband isn't alive um but you know the rituals because because i told you so i told you yeah because i told you at the very first place that igor and linda they are no one okay i told you right the reason that they told me the reason he couldn't be registered it was a it was a problem with the weather no no no it could not okay leave uh leave those things aside okay leave those things now could you please help me to transfer that money back to me that same account which i have given to you but i just saying i have already sent you that bank details to you okay in your text can you just yeah unfortunately they unfortunately my bank isn't gonna let me wire money out of the country right now no no no no you you don't have to do that you don't have to do that you don't have to do international wire on it okay could you send me one in the united states yes you can do yes let me tell you before the details which i'm giving it to you that is a domestic right so you can transfer that uh domestic wires making my job easy sweetie all right hello did you text that to me right now or when did you text that to me okay if you want so i can text it to you right now yes okay and you don't have to do an international wire on it okay you can do a domestic wire on it okay okay and do you know the amount ten thousand dollars no no not ten thousand okay yeah accounts i could send ten thousand to either oh [ __ ] yes of course would you like me to do that that could work yes yes so if i give you the account information right if i ask you that that's right you can do the transaction right to that account yeah she just give me like nine different accounts i can send ten thousand dollars to each account first you do one thing first i'm giving you like uh see in one account you can do the transaction of 99 000 that's not a problem no i'm not allowed to do that okay so what i'm gonna do in the first place i'm giving you two different accounts okay so you just do 10 000 each in both of them all right okay and the rest of the and the rest and the rest you can do it tomorrow all right all right so oh can you go to the bank right now if i give you the example information oh uh yes sorry it's a little bit of yes and a little bit of no it's hard to explain uh you can tell me mom right nor bob well yes i can go right now but also uh i took so much ammonium because of the aftermath of the maple syrup i just feel real bloated i can understand that yeah so so you can take a rest for 10 to 15 minutes and then it will be is it possible for you to go to the bank yeah why don't you text me the accounts right now and i'll go right now yeah okay then i'm giving you the details i'm texting you that information all right and i'll give you okay all the accounting i'll give you two different account information so that you can go down to the bank and do the transaction of ten thousand dollar in each of them okay and reason okay ma'am the reason why do you want to tell the reason to the bank if you need to tell them that it's a personal it's a personal i think in a minute i'm gonna make it goofy again but i just want these two bank accounts i guess when i talk to the manager i'm going to tell him that last week i got a call from best buy saying that my dead husband asked them to return me 100 000 but then i found the cassette tape of him talking about how there was money in the donkey barn and after i traveled to new zealand to bring him back to life they called me back and are asking me to buy her additional money okay so you don't have to do that right you don't have to tell them that you are doing uh you like you receive the money for best buy or anything like that otherwise they might not allow you to do the transaction because last time you see they won't allow you to do that but this time when you are making the transaction just keep the thing for you can tell them that i'm sending this money to my it's a personal investment to my friend a friend of mine i know him okay okay all right so i'm giving you the details i'm texting you that information right so if your bank will ask you the reason but what do you want to tell them it's for my friend yes that's correct now right now just hold the line give me two minutes time i'm giving you the information okay wait all right yeah hold the line okay do not go anywhere i'll letting you know once i send you i'll let you know so do not hang up the call meantime okay okay hello okay thank you thank you all right um i know one of the ideas we had whoa hold on there's like a weird let's go to filter out okay one of the ideas we had check was to play a hidden message that we found in the donkey barn hmm this donkey bun dude see if i can find it though this is it if you're listening to this nobody can know look where the mushrooms are okay i lied that's the wrong version of it this is it there was another one too i think [Music] [Music] are where we used to go or where the mushrooms are where we used to go ethel please okay so i may try to go the route of there's something weird going on and my husband traveled as a time traveler but that might be too absurd i guess uh that is a little bit insane they're just i guess i keep the timer going i mean they're on the phone getting me bank accounts i guess i should have answered the phone forever ago i could have done the intro while while i was waiting yeah he was saying that my husband was shakespeare or something [Music] does that mean i'm in drop d that's more insane than resurrection what's more believable that my husband was afraid we'd have to come up with some weird story like he was afraid that he was afraid that something was happening and so he hid all these messages and then he he like went on a spiritual retreat he fled the country or something i don't know if i want to say he faked his death but if i say that he like uh sounds like a plot of a movie he activated his microwave portal wait what's the like tic tac trend that the kids are doing will they like teleport to another reality what's that called again [Music] i'll say he's doing that he's like he's at hogwarts right now shifting [Music] i think shifting is a little bit different than lucid dreaming [Music] hello are you there hazel yeah are you yes i'm here hello yes hello yeah why where did you go hello oh hello hello hello hello mr hayden yeah where did you go yeah i'm sorry i am so sorry no no i didn't go anywhere i'm just i'm just waiting for that account which i'm going to give you okay could you please i've been in new zealand for a couple days and you didn't bother to get an account while i was gone yeah i know that i know that i know that why didn't you get an account while i was gone no no i have given you the account but what has happened you you went to the new zealand you went to the new zealand that's why yeah hey i have a question for you yeah you already went do you know if uh some of the tests that they've done on rats are rats close enough to humans to consider it safe i don't think so i never heard that okay because i got a couple rats living in my attic and i was thinking well never mind no no there's no there's no there's no there's no there's no relations with that okay no i don't want to have any relationships with the rats obviously they can't talk we're not going to have a we're not going to have a united nations meeting with the rats i was just thinking i found a notebook of my husband's where he was prototyping uh time travel time travel device and i was thinking maybe i could put one of the rats in it first oh okay so do you have rats that you're at at your home in the attic they live upstairs yeah okay they leave at stare yep but i haven't heard this kind of thing baby before so maybe it's not true what do you mean it's not true like i mean to say um sorry uh for that i mean to say like i haven't heard about that okay which you told me about the rats oh they actually do a ton of scientific studies with rats i it's both very interesting and really really sad like we can we've tried to get rats addicted to heroin i'm pretty sure uh we've we've like starved them to the point of just like just so they're like alive enough and then put them in a mate there's all kinds of tests they do with rats it's pretty crazy yeah there's a famous study uh of rats how they wrestle each other like they fight each other and could you please tell me hey if and if the ranch the little rat um doesn't win a certain percentage of the time he gets really discouraged and he doesn't like it and so the big the big boy rat has to let the little rat live sometimes and then there's an experiment i've been conducting for a while where i put up different kinds of cheese and different kinds of like i made little surfboards for them to see if they'll go surfing yeah miss hazel i just want to know like your computer is switched on right now who's hazel uh sorry i'm i'm talking about like uh mrs goodglow my name is ethel yeah i feel good glove right are you a big rat or a little rat i don't know i'm a human i know but are you a big rat or a little rat like do you find yourself winning most of the time or losing uh big red winning most of the time yep and ma'am i would like to know like your computer is right now is that your that knows how to cook it's a good one yes it yeah yeah i know that movie name that was a ratatouille yeah you know that's based off of a true story right yes yes i heard that i heard i have seen that movie that was very good one yeah because a rat used to help yeah i have seen that movie yes of course uh that's great yeah that was that was very empowering kind of you know that was very kind of inspiring right what did it inspire you to do like uh like uh like an animal he would like to help a human okay yeah so what did it inspire you to do okay so maybe i thought so i would like to help other other human like him oh we should we every human should help every other human yeah every human we should have every human that is a good message help people yeah yeah yep i would like to know uh um i don't like to shower as much either did you text me the account numbers did you text me the account numbers hello is your computer yeah the computer is gone did you just text me hello that i need to answer my phone because it's an emergency no no i would like to know at your computer with the phone oh no my computer is wrapped in tinfoil right now it's wrapped can you is it possible that you can switch on the computer i don't know why because uh we just need to give you something on the computer what like the informations can you just text me the account why are you making me work for it yes okay we are just okay so you want me to text you that information right right minutes ago okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry because our officers they were busy okay so i have towards them i found another cassette from my husband okay from where from where sorry is this james richardson or you yes ma'am yes it's james yes james david richardson it seems like you're stalling it seems like you're it seems stalling where i am no mom no okay well whenever you get the bank account you call me all right ma'am okay wait wait wait like you are at are you at home right now you are at home right yes i'm at home but i i there's a guy out there's a guy out front of my house that sat looks like he's wearing a bear costume i gotta go check that out okay no problem but do not hang up the call okay you can go and check and then came back to me why tell tell me the stories about the new zealand that you went to the new zealand tell me the stories for the new zealand i want to hear about my trip to new zealand well yes yes i want to know i met the lord of the rings when i was there yeah and then and i ate some food hello uh-huh what you ate over there what you eat on there bread i ate a lot of bread while i was there okay and do you like new zealand and uh i had like roommates no i never yeah you should try them sometime and can you just tell me like uh how was like our environment on like on or over there how was the environment the environment was um it was beautiful there were some mountains and there was some hills and there were some trees and there were dirt roads and paved roads and there were little towns and there were big towns and i saw some sheep is that like uh like did you enjoy this did you like there was sheep everywhere okay basically i would just want to know did you like did you liked new zealand did you like new zealand more than usa yeah i don't know yes i don't know if i was there long enough to get an accurate picture of it okay there were some garden gnomes there okay because i was never went there i never went to new zealand never you've never been there no no but i would like to go there i would like to go there yeah you should you should sometimes okay i'll do that yeah i had to sleep inside do you want to happen and do you want to go with me new zealand no okay because you went there and you know you know that you know new zealand properly that's what i'm saying i know all about new zealand if you were to ask me any question about new zealand i could immediately answer it with facts that i have that are first hand that's how much i know about this oh okay yeah okay okay searching for my husband when i was there looking for my husband i actually found myself [Music] you ever had that happen to you oh i learned how to say uh riser blinds okay sorry i said okay bye wait wait it was nice [Applause] just hold on hello can you hear me bye sweetie hello i hope you find your name do you hear me ma'am hello does he just not have a bank account it's like he he hasn't talked to me for almost a week or something i guess it hasn't been a week it's been five days or something but he just wants to keep me on the phone until his manager gives him the bank account announcement announcement is this my phone too announcement hello this is apple good glove this is igor yes yes this is a james richardson david james richardson oh you're calling me on my other phone i was just giving you a call to let you know we are just going to give you that account details where we can transfer that uh thousand dollar okay 10 000 all right text it to me all right okay yeah when i text it to you i'm gonna give you a call and let you know that okay all right i hope you find your dad okay yeah okay okay just just let me just give me a time to sending you that account details to you okay right now is the time to send it to me what do you mean yes yes right right now i'm sending it to you right now okay bye okay what what do they what okay um hello yes hello hello yes it's richard david james richardson yes yes hi yes i am hi yes how are you i am i'm good how are you i haven't received any text messages and i meant to ask i wrote it down on a piece of paper i had i had forgotten about this until this in like right now no not that one not that one no not that one not that one but what i'm going to get i'm going to send you a new i'm going to send you a new accounts details the account details which i have provided to you in past you don't have to use that one okay oh you have to use you have to use the new one sweetie i wrote down on a piece of paper that apparently my husband traveled to you as shakespeare is that correct it time traveled to you yeah yes you told yes right and i guess he told you he took a lot a small loan of 90 000 from you right yes yes yeah and then you two spent the entire weekend sitting on your balcony singing what's it called smash mouth songs and throwing uh you were throwing rocks at the kids who walked by on the street isn't that right yes so i remember you telling me that and i wrote that down on my piece of paper and before i left new zealand i told you i was expecting you to have your boss uh forgive me the 100 000 that i owe best buy yes that way i could give you yes your money back did your boss ever forgive me no they just still talk and they are just still saying me to tell uh tell her about that money so i tell him i just i just tell him that that you are going to send uh send that money back slowly slowly like you will going to send that money in a day like a 10 000 10 000 each in a day and that's what that's how you're going to return 90 000 back though i'm gonna give best buy the ninety thousand dollars back okay okay no problem all right no problem i agree it's okay i have to because i have no proof about that so i have to do that okay yes because i have no proof i am all right with that yeah that's a real shame so how much money do you have for someone to not care about losing ninety 90 000 how much money do you have i won't have enough money i can like the money which i have got which i can spend i spend my daily basis so i could not have much time much money in my account and all right for the record this is play money from the germany i'm just not sure what to sorry okay so hello hello yes okay so i'm i'm not gonna give you the ninety thousand dollars that my husband owes you but i am getting a problem no problem ninety thousand dollars that is you can yes okay i agree with your children sick yeah they aren't fit they are good they're good they're going good okay they're all they're good now and uh have you fed them yes yes i fed them okay and what are their names i'm sorry what what's your oldest kid's name i have told you that i have uh like i called like older one which is a junior richardson and it was like 20 he was 22 pounds when he was born right yes yes yes you are right how do you know that how do you know that i remember you telling me and that that was just such it was such a shockingly average number that i remembered it because that's the normal weight of a child yeah it's 30 that was 30. oh oh 30 pounds no the average what was the uh fridge what was the average weight you told me i forgot that about 30 pounds yeah yes about 30 pounds yeah you told me that i just forgot yeah but he uh but he was 21 right i told you yeah okay so i just wanted to i'm just going through all of my notes so i have another note i have to send some money to dr linda and then i have to send some money to you guys uh yes do you remember like how much how much money that you have to back us you know that how much you're going to back me back us like like a hundred thousand dollar right ninety thousand ninety thousand dollar okay so what you're gonna do i'm just going to give you uh like a way you can send me in a day every day ten thousand so in a nine day that would be completed okay no so how i need you to give me nine accounts so i can get it all done today no no we cannot arrange nine accounts today so that's the reason i'm going to give you every day 10 nine different accounts nine different accounts in every day sorry why can't you get nine different accounts because it could not possible for me right now i have asked everyone so they have told me that you can i can get only one account i can no no i don't want i don't want i don't want that i don't want that i cannot i can give you one account so you did the transaction over there for ten thousand two a day sorry how about we do two a day for five days a days like it means you will going to send us 10 000 to both of those every day each each 10 000 on that two account each right yeah okay okay i'll have to manage that i have to manage that just wait i have to manage your questions yes of course of course you may please okay you said that you met my husband and that he left a book of poetry with you did you could you sing one of the songs that he wrote which one i don't know any of them i just i heard only one which you have already which is freeze oh i thought you said that he left a book of songs with you no no no no because that's trees that was that was his one of the best one so that's why he told me that so that's the reason i told you that and you also you also sang that for me you also sang that for me on that today okay all right well yeah i have to call dr linda because apparently the money that i sent to her is cursed and we have to do a ritual to bless it uh okay but you told me you have you never you never you you told me you told me like when you went to the new zealand you are not able to meet linda yeah she could win because justin bieber was trying to grow a third arm and she was working on casting some spells for him i guess and what about igor i don't like igor that's great i don't like him as well yeah can you just tell me like your computer is switched on right now yeah it's on yeah can you just switch on the computer yeah it's can you just tell me like what you can see on the computer right now hello yeah it's like a it's like a funny looking boat with a walrus outside of it okay can you open up the google chrome on the computer can you open up the google chrome um [Music] okay and have a look have a look on your computer do you can you just read me out all the icons name one by one can you tell me all the icons name one by one okay team viewer yeah alien language can you open up this team can you open up this teamviewer three copy copy new folder four copy copy new folder two copy copy new folder three copy copy new folder now stop no folder two yeah now stop house and indoor can you hear me now yes yeah i just want you to can you just open up that steam viewer the teamviewer which is you can see can you open up that viewer i don't know where that is yes you have that you just read me out you just read me out open up that teamviewer i don't think i have that on my computer yes you have that you just read me out that read it out again that team viewer it is in there okay it is a blue color icon alien link yes make it open trees give a click on that folder three copies copy listen new folders give a double left click on that steam viewer oh okay sorry classic bit i had to i had to do it for a minute hey i have a question have you ever worked with fake money before sorry have you ever printed your own fake money before no oh you think if i crumple it up and smooth it back out again it'll look real okay open up that steam viewer can you just open up that steam viewer on the computer um open up that steam viewer please okay i opened it up now what do you see on it it says allow remote control now there is a id number can you tell me that id number um can you just tell me the id number why am i talking to you i forgot you are talking to me because i am up i am just going to give you account details in which you can transfer me a money i don't want to do that i don't want to do that i have a very large cat in my attic that i need to go take care of he's been up there for a few days now and if i if i don't feed him i hear lots of scratching and gnawing at night so i've been putting that i've been putting different kinds of food it's very large it's got a white it's like a it's got little almost like a mask around his eyes and a very it's a striped tail that's very cute hello hello yeah can you just have a look on your computer screen on your computer screen there will be a ready number can you tell me that id number oh sorry i'm getting a call from dr linda can you give me one minute wait wait ma'am tell me the id number which is and i have to work with her to do a ritual to uncurse it and potentially have to send her more okay you will you can you can do that you can do that but right now look at your computer screen on your computer screen you can see any id tell me the id i said even remotely normal that is for tell me tell me the id number tell me the id number can i ask you something if you promise not to tell yes please no no i won't tell anyone okay do you have you ever watched a zombie movie before yes i did what do you what do you do to keep them happy what do what do i keep them happy they never happy they never happy they will never be happy why not i don't know actually but i read i read somewhere on the book these kinds of people they will never be happy these zombies dr linda assured me that you can still be you can still be happy after you get resurrected and the ritual that i completed in new zealand apparently was only the first part and i guess she was communicating with my husband she apparently did it he resurrected him okay right now right now he he can just only speak backwards so because the money i gave her was cursed so they're trying to work on fixing it okay excuse me sorry about that a little bit of a sneeze i'm allergic to the uh i am here weather in new zealand you're you're allergic from there yeah are you gonna give me the bank details or should i just go yes yes i'm going to give you i'm going to give you that well very soon very soon because our officers they are on they are on meeting right now that's why taking a time okay then call me later because i have to see if my husband was for uh uh she said that she said that no no could you believe that could you please stay on the line for a woman i want to talk to my husband please okay okay you can then you can you can go then call me back in this number okay she said that he's on the phone okay call back in this number then why if you need my help so you can call me in that number why would i need your help okay then if you want your if you want me to give you the money i just need the bank account otherwise i i feel like i'm wasting my time okay okay no problem no problem okay okay you can hang up the call i will send you that account details and then i will let you know that we have did that okay okay oh she just texted me your husband wants to talk to you he sounds a little funny but he's completely alive oh wow okay all right well it was good to talk to you okay you can okay you can do that okay i will i will call you within a moment okay i will call you all right yes hello you know what you're on youtube daniel nathaniel just leave the line as it is all right well if nathaniel daniel james davis richardson call me dad yes ma'am all those are in a meeting so just please wait for five minutes okay okay no you don't have to call us back okay just hold the line for a second please yes hi i'm trying to speak with um ronald reagan daniel richard um richardson hello yes hello yes this is ethel yeah this is yeah yeah i got you i got you hi yes well i have just received your number i have just received your missed poll right uh so that's why i'm trying to call you on your number but i could not read you like you were busy yeah i was very busy i had a lot going on okay so now let me tell you fl let me tell you one thing like i have just spoken to our officer they have told us that they have give they are going to give you the account details but in that account details you cannot transfer less than 30 000 that's the reason so are you uh agree with that um are you agree i have to say 30 000 to you yes yes i mean i can try it's just my bank might it might take a few days no no no no no you no no listen to me very carefully if you go to the bathroom okay and tell them that you do a tran yes yes now can you listen to me carefully can you listen to me carefully hello yeah yeah now the account details which i am going to give you on that account you have to transfer 30 000 okay and if you just go to the bank you can able to do that okay because it would be a domestic wire okay you don't have to do international wire you can send that to a domestic wire all right yeah and the amount would be 30 000 dollars i spoke with my husband what has happened sorry i spoke with my husband okay what he told you he said either true love or something about a hub or beazlebub i don't i'm not sure or plain bread it was very hard to understand okay like listen to me now very carefully like what you need to do ma'am okay you have to go to the bank okay and then in the account details which i'm going to give you you have to do a transaction over there okay domestic wire which would be uh 30 000 okay okay yeah and listen to me after after once you did that transaction okay ask for a confirmation you will going to get a call from the bank okay the bank they will be asking you like you did the transaction or not so you have to answer the call and tell them yes yes you did the transaction right just to be clear okay that's very nice i'm glad that you have spoken to him yeah my my magician that i hired cast a spell and i was able to i'm able to talk to him in short sentences okay okay now now i would just like to now i would like to do yeah that was pretty cool so now are you going back are you going to the bank now is there anything you want me to ask him no about the afterlife no no no please no no don't bother don't bother him i don't want to know what you know a russian accent after dying oh okay yeah so now could you could you understand like what did i say so you have to go to the bank now okay okay i'll go to the bank did you text me the account yeah wait wait wait wait a moment wait a moment i am just i'm just uh talking to my senior officer they will arrange that account details for me just hold on okay call me back when you get the account all right yeah miss aisle uh could you please tell me where would i send you where would i send you that account details into your mobile literally text me the account and then never call me sorry i said once you text me the account i will send you the money yes so where would i send you that account details should i send you into your um like a mobile well when i say text me you would have to send it to my cell phone otherwise i wouldn't get it okay i would like to i would like to come from that number the number is three three nine two o that'll work is it correct just send it to me please okay okay okay okay bye i'm gonna head to the bank now hello this is apple good glove yes apple google i have sended you the account so did you receive that now i texted you that account details okay when are you going to send it we have sent it yet right now but so you didn't receive yet okay okay okay wait wait i have just checked that uh i have to check that thing again yes ma'am so did you receive that account detail ass i send it to you what number did you text it to sweetie yeah i don't have any texts from you that's weird yeah i got texts from you earlier today uh is it a picture is it a picture or a text i don't get pictures i got your text that says answer it and talk to me please it's an emergency here just text me and say say hello just say hello can you just tell me the account over the phone sorry what just tell me over the phone okay so you want me to tell you that account details over the phone okay so meet the note first of all right here let me give you one other number let me give you my ipad number forgive me give me yeah give me hello hello did you text me yet hello yes i have texted you check i have texted you already you're not texting me i think your phone's broken no no no we have texted you ma'am we already did that i didn't get it on either phone so but yes this is apple hello hi how are you hello yes so did you receive the account details ma'am um it just seems like you're you don't possess the ability to text me right now so why don't give me two minutes okay we this is james david richardson oh hi nancy drew how are you yeah this is richard and david richardson how are you i'm good yes still haven't so yeah could you please tell me did you receive that account details yeah no you it seems like you just aren't capable of texting me from your phone number okay sorry i said it seems like you're not capable of texting from that phone number so can you give it to me over the phone yes i have received your message that you say hello to me okay and then you called me seven times can you turn after i'm here i i feel like you're just wasting my time at this point you can't text me will you just give me the account over the phone so i don't have to keep waiting for you okay now write the account number okay make a note of the account number all right what is it it's four okay how are you today are you calling about my are you calling about the post that i put on facebook uh i'm starting no more i i have a couple applicants i i there wasn't a lot of material out there for vampires and werewolves and so i'm starting a class on how to be a vampire in the 20 in the in the modern era and i've been doing a lot of research there are four seats left four seats available and just to be clear i know not a vampire so this is being taught by a human perspective but uh hello i do have a bunch of different vampires in the class hello can you hear me yes would you like to sign up we can start with your name what was your name again would like to know i would like to know that you did the transaction yesterday giving you that account details oh i'm sorry are you calling about the best buy yes mom this is richardson james richardson hi james richardson yes hold up so i would like to know like the you did that transaction yesterday yeah i'm gonna do you mind if i just take a sip of tea i did do the transaction yesterday i did okay okay can you just tell me do you do you receive that receipt from there yeah okay so can you send can you send me can you send me that receipt to my mail uh when i was doing my evening meditation i burn everything from the day and i i burn it all that way i don't think about it i live in the moment not in the past so i burnt it in the fire okay could you could you please tell me like you had that receipt like you you did a transaction yesterday yes i did okay you have to send me a photo of that receipt i don't have it though i put it in the i burnt it i lit it on fire like they used to do to witches or suspected witches back in the day i'm really glad that i wasn't okay okay during that time period okay do one thing please sit on the computer can you switch on the computer what i would like to know like could you please switch on the computer why would i do that did you get the ten thousand dollars i sent you no ma'am i haven't received because you did not you did not transfer that you i you did not transfer that to me i mean i sent it but we haven't received that we haven't received that why don't you understand well i went why did why didn't you get it yet because did you call your best received the receipt receipt that you have received from the bank okay so that is a proof from your end but you i don't know what you did with that okay so we need that receipt photo i need to go get a new t-shirt because mine looks like i'm enough i don't know i don't know listen listen to me first listen to me first please mrs good gloves can you just switch on the computer yeah i can turn it on it might take a few minutes yeah please do it okay no problem no problem kinda looks like a hospital can yeah that's true true hey listen i'm gonna just put the phone down and i'll be back in uh oops no you don't have to go in here first switch on the computer i don't like my shirt okay you go but do not hang up the call happy anniversary by the way sweetie i'll be back what i am saying i'm saying do not hang up the call you can go and change yourself but do not hang up the call okay um and did you switch on the computer all right yeah the computer on if you want here i'll put my uh yeah put your password and open up the teamviewer [Music] hello [Music] hello can you hear me [Music] today [Music] sometimes i know there's the fifth stars [Music] and when i look out there and i see all there could be that there are once one bad thing for me [Music] and if i would ever hold your hand i would hold it i would hold your hand and i would take it all the way down to the bay with you with you [Music] with you [Music] let's go and then i would take it down to the bay i would take it down by the bay with hey aim the donkeys in them this now my shirt has green in it tell me what you can see on the computer what do you mean [Music] they mean to say like what [Music] so your computer is switched on right now [Music] yeah have a look on your computer screen there would be a team viewer name of flicken open up that teamviewer [Music] this in a week or two [Music] i could not hear you because of that song i could not hear you because of this song [Music] but i could not able to hear you [Music] i like that i like that i know that but could you please just turn down the [Music] i want you to turn down the volume [Music] it's almost over just give it a minute [Music] and then i would take you down to the bay i would take it down by the bay with hey aim the donkeys in them i still wish i knew what happened to the donkey okay that's okay now tell me what you can see when your husband writes a song it's the only way you've heard from him in three years and then it ends by saying he took the donkeys down by the bay and it just ends it leaves a lot to be wondered okay yes of course i mean did he what did he do with the donkeys when they were down there can you just tell me like what what you can see on your computer right now any task okay any depth and can you see like at least we were at who you were um how do i know you again sorry you how do i know you again you work for the best buy ma'am i have given you that proof earlier how you work for best buy right hello hello hello yes i would like to tell you like you could just tell me like what you can see on your computer screen uh something called any desk okay and on that do you see like any number like your address do you see any number [Music] let me see i closed out of it have a look at it no no you don't have to close that make it open you're the donkeys went down by the bay do you know anybody who is a vampire who might be interested in taking a class no okay it's a recent passion project of mine okay now tell me what you can see on the computer right now my bank account okay close it close it close your bank account close it okay hold on now what now what you can see tell me on the screen um any desk okay on the any desk now do you see any like a num like a address the number do you see any number any address like your address or something like this uh yes yeah tell me that number why what's that for it is for a security purpose that's why if you just help me with that so i will let me tell you the further things to you i don't know about that okay i know that that's why i'm telling you could you please tell me that tell me that number it seems like maybe there isn't something i should be doing look at the top left hand side corner there would be some number okay it which is called address so tell me that number to me who are you again mom as i told you this is james david richardson from the best one oh david you knew my husband right yes so now tell me what you can see on the computer right now okay what you can see on the computer right now uh can you give me one minute tell me about you still have your job yes yes i have that i'm still working on it so that's why tell me what you can see on your computer because mr your husband he used to talk with me like this i tell them okay i tell him he used to tell me the numbers but i unfortunately haven't got the number so tell me the number oh okay um you want my phone number no look at the computer screen there would be an address okay tell me that number you want my address where i live you're saying no ma'am no look at your computer screen what you can see what you can see it says dell palette uh-huh and then on the screen it says any desk this desk can be accessed with this address remote desk please enter the address on the remote desk is that what you want yes there would be a number so tell me that number okay tell me the number and i'll type it in no no you can see your number you have to tell me that number to me oh my number uh yes or computer any option okay okay now can you see any option like accept on your screen let me it's his technical server okay close it close it now for a look comes print in your computer screen at the very top right hand side corner do you see there's a cross symbol what yeah give a click on that cross symbol where look at your computer screen okay where you can see the number look at the very top right hand side corner there's a cross symbol okay give a click on that cross symbol and close it okay close it okay i closed it now what do you see on the screen now tell me it says am i a vampire quiz close that close that look at the very top right hand side corner there is a cross symbol again give a click on that cross symbol and close it i don't know how to do that okay have a look at the top what do i do with anything no no you have to close that any desk we don't need that any desk there would be another application which i gave it to you in your computer screen you have to open it up which is story time viewer i think i have to go i'm getting another call i have an interview with me with a vampire listen listen mr richard mr richard he used to do the same thing which i'm telling which i'm telling you okay yes no no no he used to talk he used to work on the computer like i said and you are not doing that i know but honey you do what i'm saying my husband and my spiritual uh my my spiritual teacher dr linda said that i should search i should meditate and find something that i could do that might be similar and i know no absolutely nothing must feel pretty alone wait wait because wait wait a moment wait a moment wait a moment being a vampire in 2021 so i recently have been writing a book and starting some online classes about being a vampire and i thought well i better interview some vampires to learn more about it so that's what i'm saying what i'm saying now listen to me very carefully you just i'm just guiding you the way i'm guiding mr richard every time please listen to me carefully okay you know my ass right yes and we i'm guiding you the way i'm guide mr richardson in part okay so now you just listen to me very carefully did you know that my husband was william shakespeare traveling to the future leave all those things leave it all right now what i'm saying do it okay into the computer leave all the things okay i don't want to tell you all those things okay what i'm saying what i'm guiding about you you have to follow my instruction so now tell me like what you can see on the computer screen it says any desk so look at the very top right hand symbol it says what time is it right now okay can you see any can you see like you can close that window or something like this so close it uh okay now what now what do you see on the screen it is a depiction of a flood myth in which a raven feasts on a dead corpse he knows this i don't know how i wish i could close it can you see any team viewer name application on the screen team viewer blue color icon team viewer no no i don't okay you don't you don't see that right no i don't see it are you the one that's supposed to be are you the one that's supposed to be helping me with my network problems yes yes okay because i supposed to be i guess i have to upgrade my network security i gotta call about no no listen to me listen listen to me carefully listen to me carefully what i am saying do it on that way okay so right now you need to do one thing look at the keyboard in the keyboard very bottom left hand side corner do you see the ctrl button on the keyboard can i ask you a question yes um why did you call me i have called you because i am giving you some services on the computer like like i provided services to mr richard oh my husband isn't alive anymore i know that and you remember me my name is i created content from the beyond i spoke with him listen to me he said listen to me hello i don't really know what he said i [Music] me okay i am saying now listen to me carefully i don't want to know what you are want to say me okay you just help me to send my money back which is 90 000 okay which you had into your account okay oh but i can't send that to you i'll best buy a hundred thousand dollars so i yeah i have to pick up that i am talking about that you promised me that you were going to give me that money back right are you from the police department no i'm from the best buy department but if you are not going to give me that are you my lawyer police department are you oh i found something called teamviewer hello hello yeah hello yeah i found something called teamviewer yeah make it open make it open okay hold on do you like garlic no you might be a vampire do you have do you like blood i just say could you please open up that team viewer i don't want to know about those things well i am an expert in vampirism so it's only natural that i would talk about it so now what you can see what you can see on the computer right now uh the team viewer okay now did you open it up or not yes okay now over there you can see id and password so tell me the password my husband likes talking to you yes now look on the screen you can find a password so tell me the password up uh sorry my computer isn't working right now i think i have to restart my computer hold on a minute hold on a second sweetheart my computer needs to be restarted no no no you don't have to do that you don't have to do that yeah because it's it's got a blank screen [Music] what did you switch off the computer or not yeah i'm restarting it no no you don't have to well i mean okay you leave leave it as it is leave it as it is okay excuse me i can't move my keyboard my mouse leave it as it is right now i can only talk to you for another five minutes though because my dr linda's calling me and my husband is gonna be talking to me yes what what did you think dr linda's gonna be calling me in a few minutes because my husband wanted to talk to me this morning i can't move my mouse trying to see the results of my questions just leave it i'm thinking 70 000 quiz participants that means there's thousands of them hello hello here can hear me no can you hear me yes i can hear you but can you hear me yes something's happening on my computer i don't know what it is did you get the money here do not switch off the computer okay do not switch off the computers you don't have to you don't have to switch off the computer if you're going to switch off the computer your computer won't be work again well i turned it off so guess i'll have to buy a new one it won't be work uh-oh well sweetie what is it that you were calling me for again why were you calling me i am calling you like as you know that we have talked to you like uh like like a few days ago okay that you have that 90 000 into your account you knew my husband correct yes and you have that 90 000 into your account from the best buy so that is the reason we are giving you a favor from the best buy yes do you know anybody who knows about like witchcraft or wizardry or anything like that hello i'll ask my husband if he remembers you when i talk to him in a few minutes hey can you just tell me like what you can see on the computer right now it's updating i gotta close the screen again i don't want it to update no you don't ma'am updating uh you don't have to close your computer while it's updating you don't have to close your computer okay no it's for it's for it's like this update will providing you a security for the computer so it's good for the computer now what you can see on the screen my husband is going to be calling me from the from the beyond in one minute so i have to go now tell me like what you can see on the computer right now it's updating again hey sweetie is there anything you want me to ask my husband when i talk to him hello hello is there anything you want me to ask my husband when i talk to him he's going to be calling me any minute now should i ask what he did with the 90 000 yes of course which you have got right now i have to go he's calling on my other phone so wait a moment wait a moment you don't have to go anywhere you don't have to go in my husband who died three years ago is calling me on the other hand okay you don't hello hi hi sweetheart it's me something what does that mean richard i'm talking to somebody that you know from best buy i'm working on resurrecting you they just need to find a body a compatible body for your spirit type i said i'm working on resurrecting you i'm working on bringing you back to life in a flat like in a body like would you like to be brought back to life richard richard hello hello hello hello why are you praying ma'am he had to go he said i could only talk to him for a second did you get the money it costs five thousand dollars to do an essence transfer to be able to talk for one minute hello it's very expensive hello hello hello yes ma'am right yeah what happened yesterday right when you i told you i have given you the account why don't you go to the bank yeah why don't you do the tr did the transaction of 30 000 well i couldn't do 30 thousand and it looks like they came out you're not even done because you're not getting you're not receiving a call from your bank after doing a wire transaction that's why the wire is getting cancelled and they asked why i was sending it and i said that a man who once knew my dead husband called and i owe them ninety thousand dollars who and they said no no the thing is [Music] the thing is the thing is who told you to tell your bank that your uh you're doing this transaction so that your husband will be back home you don't need to say this kind of things to your bank well that's the truth no one had to tell me to say that i just speak the bank and the bank won't the bank won't bleed that that right the bank they won't believe this kind of things if you're gonna tell this kind of things to the bank right they are doing they are sitting over here to do the financial transaction right they are not sitting over there to listen your stories and believe in this kind of things actually they talk to me quite a bit so when you so you and you are saying when you are doing a transaction right okay you need to authorize that transaction with a personal transaction even i told you that yesterday the transaction would be personal right it's a personal investment you are doing so why don't you say this to your bank what why don't you tell your bank that you are doing a personal transaction my favorite color is blood what does wtf mean wednesday thursday friday where's where's the food where's the food is that why my grandson sends it to me sometimes he'll just say grandma wtf i didn't realize where's the fool yes yes what does the word friend mean to you some people hang out with me but most think i'm weird i kill people oh my god so yeah hello yes hello yeah when you go to the bank ma'am can you do can you i am giving the account details you need to go to the bank now sorry i'm busy doing a research about vampires oh you're doing a research about the vampires right but when you do the transaction right then you can do that because you have to be pure by heart right if you're stolen someone's money in your account and if you're doing research right then it will not get successful i'm trying to figure out if i'm a vampire or not oh you're trying to figure it out that you are a vampire or not yes and this is for sixty percent chance that i'm a vampire with a soul oh there there is a 60 plan that you are a vampire yes i mean i have dr i have had blood before oh you like drinking blood i don't know if i like it but i have had it before why why you have the blood and why you drink blood well i one time i i fell and my mouth was bleeding and so i i drank it that is and that is normal right so okay do you ever feel like fighting's also communion every sunday i drink blood do you ever feel like biting someone all the time there's this lady there there's this lady at the grocery store my next door neighbor susie hello yes hello hello mom what are you going to do or you want to steal that money which you have no so why don't you why don't you transfer that money to us i can work on that as soon as i find out if i'm a vampire or not but the time but today and like right now it is not a correct time to do these kind of things if now is not the right time to find out if i'm a vampire then when is yeah do you realize that later this afternoon i'm going to be speaking with dr linda and she is going to resurrect my husband and he won't have a soul and he will likely have to feast on my blood do you understand that i'm trying to prepare for it it's costing me a lot of money i will get you your money when i have the chance i guess i'm not a vampire yes you are not a vampire you are a human being understood so now it is okay so you get that that you are not a vampire rory rory i want to be a vampire you you want to be a vampire why because my husband is going to be a vampire okay okay okay i can i can i can i know i know something i i know something you know how to become a vampire team this is good glove if you want to be a vampire vampire never cries first of all okay why not because they are cold-blooded all right if you want to be a vampire i can get you connected all right i can find you an organization where you can get where you yes you can get connected with them and you become a vampire okay but you have to stop can you agree with that i would be all right all right so first of all all right just hold on i have a lot of right first of all i have a lot of good qualities right vampires would like i have i have kind of sharp uh what do they call them canine the teeth inside what do they call those paint they're kind of pointy already i do have a pointy teeth my both teeth are appointed right really are you a vampire yes no but soon i will be all right i'm going to i'm going to join this organization all right i'm just collecting money for the blood right because i have to donate some amount of blood to them only they will add me all right to the membership right what kind of blood how much blood do you have to donate they'll tell me the certain amount i have to pass a few tests all right my loyalty test all right i'll tell you i'll tell you each and everything all right you are not going to yes yes you just promise me one thing first of all do not cry all right well i'm not a vampire yeah right i'm a human okay but you see even i'm not a vampire i do have a sharp and twinkle teeth all right i do look like a vampire all right though i don't have the eyes like that but once i will become a fully vampire i'll become one of them all right but for that i need to donate can you taste the difference between blood types no the thing is that when you will start to become a vampire all right when you become a vampire right first on the first time all right you will be trusty for the blood but in few months or few days they will put you on yoga sessions all right so you have to meditate all right once you start meditating all right you will be in control with the with your blood thrust all right then you will become a normal vampire all right and there is a certain chances that you will be able to roam around on sunny days as well all right but you need to cover yourself all right we need to wear hoodies all right i was told that my husband was going to become a vampire okay what happened well three years ago my husband passed away and i've been working with a spiritual advisor named dr linda she's helping me communicate with him from the grave and she told me she found a way to resurrect him i've been talking to him briefly she has him call me on my on my home phone and i think he wants to come back to life so i'm going to i'm going to help her purchase some of the very expensive ingredients needed to bring him back to life and then she's going to resurrect him and she said that he will most likely become a vampire and when we got married i sw i swore enough i shall death do us part and even though he died since he's coming back to life right i'm gonna be part with him i'll be a vampire too if that's what he has to go through yes sure surely you will be all right right whoever the lady is what is her name who said that he's going she's going to resurrect your husband dr linda i found her on instagram oh you okay you have found her on instagram her name is dr linda right yeah she's pr very young she's she's just a young [Music] uh very energetic knows a she knows a lot about crystals and a lot about pluto being in retrograde whatever that is um yeah she's she's great she's great all right all right no problem no problem okay no problem see yeah organization 40 000 to purchase some ingredients so it's a it's quite a bit of an investment okay all right no problem hypothetically speaking first of all if your husband passed away and you could talk to him in the grave and he said he wanted to come back to life would you transform him into a vampire no i would never do that right instead of that i would have make a charity on his name right and pray from god to be with him in heaven as soon as possible all right i would have never done this okay see i tried that though i bought these prosperity stones from a preacher that said i would get good wealth and i never did and your charity idea sounds really boring i guess i could make a charity though all right see it sounds boring all right donate to my charity if i made one yeah sure why not because but right now i can't donate anything because i am collecting foreign right i'm going to become a vampire as soon as possible right i'm just collecting the money right now right at the moment but once i will be done with the money collection she said that she gives group discounts i mean if we both were to turn ourselves into vampires it might be a little bit cheaper you know instead of me paying 45 000 maybe we could each pay 30 or something you know no what no i cannot go to any any i i cannot tell anyone about this all right i'm so sorry to tell you please do not say anything with dr linda please do not all right because i will be in danger then all right try to understand that why would you be in danger this is not a natural no no no whatever it if she is all right dr linda is a spiritual thing right but over here we are dealing with vampires all right understanding spiritual different organizations yeah she's a spiritual advisor but the organization i'm talking about they are vampire all right they don't need any spiritual things they are immortals understand this please do not share please please promise me that you are not going to share anything with the doctor linda right i do not hear anything yes yes she can help you become a vampire all right and i am going to be a vampire you understand this you are what's the difference between these two sanctions yes how are you gonna become a vampire as i said as i said i need to donate certain amounts of right i need to trade with them all right it will be a live trading right you're gonna trade yours yes well i'm already i've already eclipsed the third level the first two levels involved a series of walking and rituals mostly centered around okay baking my feet inside of baked potatoes it was kind of weird and then to get to to ascend to the third level i had to climb to the top of a hill and gather a stone and then i had to go to the ocean and get a stone it was a stone from the mountain a stone from the sea and a stone neither near nor far to me so i just got one out of my fish tank and i had to take those three stones and do a chant while i was talking to dr linda okay all right right first let me tell you one thing all right you do not share anything with dr linda about me okay okay yes because you are depressed but i will i can promise you i cannot show you that you can become a vampire right but i don't like you crying okay understand this okay please do not cry all right i don't like it at all okay so now what i'm telling you is i am going to become a vampire soon all right very soon i'm just this close just once i'll become a vampire i can i can help you join that organization okay okay all right all right so once i'll become a member of the vampire group i will help you out how you can become a vampire okay so you don't have to go to anywhere any place with any any person all right no spiritual person right we we will be consulting correctly she's calling me in five minutes so i don't really want to wait for you okay i can understand right you can talk to her no problem okay all right yeah no no problem no problem not at all all right so don't worry okay so tell me first of all you don't cry second thing is that the the money which is stuck there all right please do call your bank whenever you get the time all right you wire the money all right we have already sent you the accounts detail so you need to refund back that money okay well this is what i want for the time being yes i will work on it after i become a vampire that will take a lot of time trust me i have been waiting for this from years if only you knew someone who could help me become a vampire sooner that would be a real blessing if only no there is a meditation thing so you have to go through all the meditation things understanding will occur wouldn't it be great if you knew how to become a vampire that way i wouldn't have to talk to dr linda for so long yes then give me one month all right once i'll become a vampire okay right i will tell you okay all right call me back in a month bye hello hello he's like he's not picking up on it gee wouldn't it be great if you could tell me how to become a vampire so i could pay you forty thousand dollars that would be really convenient for both of us uh it looks like he was just sitting like you saw him hurriedly clicking around my computer trying to log into coinbase or something [Music] hello dr linda no this is uh james richardson oh well as you know that i have talked about that uh vampire that you will going to be a vampire right yeah i have a meeting in two minutes with dr linda to become a vampire so no no doctor linda is a spiritual advisor they cannot do that thing kind of things right i'm sorry do you know anyone who knows how to become a vampire yes that's what i am saying to you that's what i'm saying to you i've been able to help you because i think a spiritual advisor is more equipped to help me become a vampire than you are i mean who do you know i can able to help you okay okay does the person you know how much does the person you know charge is it less than 45 000 yes how much like it's uh it seems like 20 to 25. yeah okay just hold on hello hello yes mrs goodclub you asked for me hi james hi no this is this is kevin you're a vampire going to become one wait i was just talking to you a minute ago yes okay because james told me he knew someone who knew how to make me a vampire today yes because he trusts me he knows that he knows that i need to speak with someone who's already a vampire and who has experienced spirituality calling me dr linda's calling me i i already invested money right i i don't think you work at best buy you're not a vampire consultant listen to me hold on no you are connected with via someone else all right listen to me what i'm saying i have to give them money all right i don't have money but you have money you can become a vampire today itself all right then let me talk to your vampire consultant oh hold on i'm getting a call from dr linda on my home phone one thing okay hello this is ethel yes the vampire cards four thousand dollars worth yes okay you want me to scratch off the there's codes on the back and you want me to scratch them off okay not yet i have to read an oath okay hold on being of good mind and good spirit do hereby declare that i want to become one of them i love blood i want to drink blood and i hate all food except for blood i love blood i call upon those that have gone before me to bring forth the power that they have to make me fall off the block how much money is it gonna cost because i heard that there might be some other vampire well i like you it's just there's other vampire consultants i've heard there's no other oh you're the only certified vampire consultant this side of the mississippi okay let me scratch it okay it's f nine g two four one seven i think he was going to try to write down the numbers it was quiet on purpose i was pretending that i was on the other on the other line that's the first card for 500. end know dark is right because their words had forked no lightning they do not go gentle into that good night old age should burn and rave the clothes of day rage against the machine barrage yeah can you hold on a second hold on okay gotta call the bank one day hello bank of america hello hello is going on with my phone man these guys really are not i'm giving them so many opportunities to like jump on this it's kind of good though it's good that they don't know how to um improvise i'm just really surprised that they're not um like oh she's dying i literally typed in the bank of america 1 800 number he could just be like hi this is bank of america or whatever [Music] yo what's up kraken hey no you're lovely okay i think i'm gonna make a a transfer from my checking account that's an outgoing wire for like 999.90 [Music] and i'll say that it's to dr linda or something he's on my computer looking at my bank right now so okay there it is what a weird amount oh my goodness i'm surprised they have been talking to me this long like oh i'm just trying to resurrect my dead husband who happens to be william shakespeare from the future not from the past and i'm currently trying to transform into a vampire i'm i'm working with a spiritual consultant so again i'm trying to make them think that that outgoing wire you can see that he's kind of like hovering over it i want him to think that i'm actually sending that to dr linda and not him um and the the two previous wire transfers are the ones that he asked me to send it's like last week he wanted me to send him 99 000. oh here we go announcement speak of the devil hello this is ethel a good glove how can i help you hi hi ma'am it's james david richardson here oh sorry i'm expecting a call from bank of america i don't know if i can talk to you right now i'm a little busy because see as you're i can understand yeah i had to wire my spiritual advisor some money for her vampirism consulting uh dr linda's consulting firm she's an expert in awareness so spiritual spirituality but okay and so i just want to know one thing right when you do it when you do this wire today or yesterday oh just not five minutes ago oh yes i have linda added as a premium um i sent her money all the time [Music] all right all right i got it okay all right now just a second okay okay i have to go now let me i'm getting a call against america and i have to approve it so i understand right you just hold on a minute okay did i take this call i need to turn into a vampire you don't understand i understand i understand that okay richard what's your name again josh mcgillicuddy what's your name change name james james david david richardson james nathan david richard this is my destiny okay this is my destiny i want to become the very best like no one ever was okay oh yeah i know that right all right so what she told you that how are you how are you gonna connect you how did how she gonna connect you with your husband did it did she told you that what do you mean dr linda right to whom you're talking right that she told you that how you're gonna connect that she will meet your husband right how are you gonna connect you well i've already talked to my husband twice from beyond the grave he mostly just he mostly just mumbled and occasionally whispered sweet nothings into my ear but i'm pretty sure i heard him say [Applause] thing is hungry when you talk to your husband well he's been married he's been in the grave for three years i know he hasn't eaten anything so when you talk to him when you talk to your husband what is the scene from princess bride what does he say i don't know is it to believe or something like he says something and then like i'm pretty sure he said true love yeah [Music] i'm not a witch i'm your wife this guy reminds me of tina turner not tina turner tina belcher who's tina turn what [Music] i think is it timmy turn who who's what is oh is that the odd parents yeah maybe that's what i was getting mixed up i'm back hello dr linda i made the uh i put the transfer oh okay dr linda i made the transfer go thrill what's the next part of the ritual linda linda i have my on i have my hood on i have the orange that you asked me to get and i have the garlic clove the walnuts and a rusty pitchfork although it's not that rusty i did leave it outside overnight linda hello well i think i'm having internet issues let me try calling you back linda i'm sorry these guys i'm giving them so many opportunities maybe i should just bail uh i think we've gotten two bank accounts from them i might be able to get another one but at some point maybe i should just call someone else and talk about fail rp yeah it's okay though i mean they're scammers um not everyone picks up on rpq's you have to look at yourself in a mirror i wonder if i make another song my husband i found another recording of my husband and he's like he's like [Music] he's like [Music] what was the other one the donkey bomb i every day i'm hungry as hungry as a bat and i go outside and i look for food and there's nothing to find and it makes me mad and then one day i looked into [Music] and what did i see it was a court of blood [Music] wait this is really why would there be a court of blood [Music] i ran away into the hills because i didn't want anybody to know that i turned into a vampire and i'm never coming back and i hope that nobody hears this song because i'm terrified that the police will find me on top of mount yeah maybe it's a clue maybe my husband thought that he became [Laughter] why would he write a song about they're still on my computer by the way that's why the timer going um [Music] sorry i thought that you can't come with me but you're not a vampire and you don't like blood and i'm afraid that i might turn you into one of those immortal beings that can't go out at night and die if the sun might get something so i'm gonna run away and i'm gonna it doesn't sound like him though he was way more um like it was really hard to understand before love [Music] vampire [Applause] [Music] okay well should be a banjo i don't have a banjo nor do i know how to play a banjo but the story is great don't crowdsource the ending huh [Music] i'm an old man yes it's true i'm gonna if you cross my path i'm gonna eat you and suck your blood because i am a vampire man okay i'm gonna scrap this song i'm gonna scrap the song [Music] i'm not sure exactly what to do with these guys i guess maybe i'll try to get another bank account from them and then move on we'll just we'll just check in on them every few days how to speak vampire languages this is me googling and they're watching oh it's gonna be like like a video game yeah that was my plan like i wanted to be this was gonna be dr linda and then i was gonna have like igor was the assistant and uh he talked a little bit the russian accent and so the plane uh there is a the plane is uh that he was going to pretend to be the husband and she was gonna be like guiding her and potentially get like a three or four way call going with those guys but they just they're not really picking up on it which is fine i mean they're bad that's cool i'll uh got a couple accounts from we can occasionally waste their time i'm not picking up what i'm putting down that's right okay uh hello uh yes i missed multiple calls from this number this is apple yes eiffel this is a james anderson james david richardson oh james anderson david james richard sorry never mind i know where you're from okay so i would just i have just told you today like right now so that i can able to help tell you how you can transfer that fund to me but i'm kind of in the process of becoming a vampire which is pretty important maybe you can call me tomorrow i know i okay no problem i'll call you but i like uh what i will call you okay later on yeah no guarantee that i'll be able to understand you once i undergo my transformation because i might be a bat when you call me but um okay yeah you can call me unless you have another bank account i could try to do another um dr linda just has me send money to her chase account you have a chase account or you have or wells fargo so you have to send that money so you have sent that money to her right yeah i send her money all the time he's my spiritual consultant so how much you have been paying what how much you paid to her uh just under 10 900 9990 if i keep it under 10. the security team doesn't call me i just get an automated call if i keep it under 10 000 and what about and what about that money which you have from us that ninety thousand dollar oh yeah i'll give it to you sometime so not some time i need it now my company they need it now okay well do what do you want me or else or else or else they will call they will call a police well they won't be able to find me because i'm going to be a vampire and they won't be able to i won't show up on radar scans or heat maps because i won't have blood i'm not too worried about that but uh so what what will happen about it i'll be able to fly out of the jail that's not too big a deal could you please tell me why don't you call me you are trying to take care of that money when you will going to be like uh like a transfer that money to me maybe friday if i'm if i can still understand human okay i'll call you i'll call you later i can call you later do you have another bank account in the meantime i could try sending 9990 dollars um but how you can do that through your ipad right just like i did dr linda but i won't send 10 000 i'll send 9990. okay no problem you can send that you can send that from your from your ipad you can do that yeah but i can't use the account that i used yesterday okay and the account which i gave it to you yesterday what you did that what you did that what what you have did with that account i can't i can't use it due to the lemon law okay so you can use that account no problem no i can't because here in where i live there's a lemon law which states you can't send money to the same account within 48 hours but you haven't send any money into that account so you can use that i did it's on my history trust me honey i've tried trust me you don't want to get that you have missed the call you don't want to get flagged either because if you get flagged that's lemonade okay so tell me what should i do now that you can that you will going to get wells fargo or chase or anything or no ma'am i have arranged i have arranged lots of accounts for you but you are failed to send that how many accounts do you have for me i i give it to you two accounts but you haven't used that two accounts right how many other accounts do you have other than the ones that you already gave me there are the accounts they are the there are a few few accounts with us uh do you want that yeah i want accounts that you haven't already given me and i'll try sending the money to those so so you can do one thing you can transfer that money through your com through your ipad so that will be okay then yeah but they have to be new accounts that i've never seen before it would probably be best if you give me a couple of them too that way i can just knock out as much money as i can one time i sent dr linda fifty thousand dollars in one day but it had to be five different accounts okay if possible is it possible that you can that you can go to the bank and then withdraw the money nope that's impossible because that's impossible because right now the uh because of the 11 law but if you if you go there if you just withdraw your money from your account so your bank will allow you to allow you to withdraw that money to you ah the lemon law it's real unfortunate it got passed last year i hate it okay so you want a account details again right yeah if you could give me like four or five of them or nine of them then i could just send you all no no because because because every time whenever i give you when every time whenever i provided you that account details what has happened you have missed the call from the bank because if but if i send under ten thousand dollars i don't get the call that's why dr linda has me send nine thousand nine hundred and ninety dollars okay yeah i have some cash if you want hold on you just okay just just hang up the phone i'll call you later okay i'll call you within 15 minutes okay after arranging account details i'll call you within 15 minutes okay okay get nine different accounts okay okay okay yeah you like you like to play money flex okay well we'll see we'll see what happens i feel like he knows i don't know i've been talking to these guys for over nine hours now and they just keep calling me back the other day i was telling him that my it's like he told me that my he knew my husband as william shakespeare who traveled from the future or something it was really weird um i don't i'm not sure if they have figured it out yet i just i don't think they can keep up honestly i think that i think the problem is they just can't keep up i've given him so many opportunities to like step in and scam her if they would just for two seconds big yes i actually am a vampire and i work with vampires on occasion if you'd like to become one i can teach you how for twenty thousand dollars you know they could have just said that and then i would have been like okay hello hi this is susan andrews i missed a call from this number sorry i said i missed a call from this member all right this is james wollen from kickstart oh this is james richardson yes man oh yes yes yes yes hi how are you yeah i'm fine what about you madam how are you doing today i am doing great i missed i i almost forgot about you how are you doing i'm very good madam cool well so what are you doing right now uh i'm having breakfast with my new husband oh you're turning all right do one thing just hold on for a moment dr linda resurrected my husband and put him in a different body he wants to type online yep it's been weird but hey listen i kind of gotta go because my zombie husband he's uh he's eating all the jello and i want to get a couple bites before he eats it all is that okay now press the enter button yeah all right just one for a moment uh i just had a word with my team over here right now you just be hold the line for my knife wow his number is strikingly similar to the other people that have been calling me hello yes hello yes is this mrs a good glove i'm speaking with this is ethel good glove i missed a call from this yes yes this is uh james david richardson do you remember me uh you knew my husband before he was resurrected into his yeah yes i am from yes from the best buy i am from the best buy right oh yes yes i have just called you because of that money which is you have got from our department okay that ninety thousand dollar okay what happened what are you gonna do with that i want that our company they just want that money back from you okay i tell you what i'm giving my zombie a husband a bloodbath and after that i'll call you back when so what time should you will going to call me usually only takes 15 20 minutes okay so do you have my number i sure do yes the number yeah madam just hold the line for a second it james is just in a meeting is just coming in a few seconds okay just hold the line thank you yes hold on um trying to remember the context of this i think this was the call where my husband sang the song right and it was like if i could be writer see that i would read or whatever and then he also said that he knew poetry he knew my husband's poetry um i guess i'm gonna pause the timer because no one's um [Music] oh the donkey barn there's money in the donkey bar [Music] yeah they claimed that my husband my dead husband owned that owned them a bunch of owed them a bunch of money and i think i just stopped talking to them eventually because they were saying the same thing over and over and over and over and over and i got a bunch of bank accounts from them and it felt like it was going nowhere and i kind of wanted to move on to some bigger fish but we'll see what they want to do today i guess while we wait for the other folks [Music] if i was the one who hello hello this is ethel hello yes this is uh dayton james david richard james no no james yes yes james david richardson james david jonathan richard daniel no no no no james david richardson only justin no james david richardson well i was talking to someone from best buy named josiah yeah yes i am yes i am that one who is from best buy okay now you have to in the body of edgar allan poe and then got lost in a duplicate dimension where he then switched bodies with the pope but my spiritual guide was able to find him and resurrect his body into another corpse we found we found a donor a living a living donor on a website called you could hire me to do anything dot com and so there's this young kid that he's he now has the soul with my husband he's not gonna be inside listen to me and he's living with me so a lot has happened since we spoke hello since we last spoke uh what can i do for you hello ma'am i just want my money back okay because it's been three months it's been three weeks that you have that money into your account okay all right i have to ask my husband yes if that's something he's interested in it now now let me tell you okay if you are not going to be like transfer that fund that 90 000 to me man that's been not one of good and that's not gonna could happen right sorry could you say that sentence again except this time say it differently you need to i said that you need to transfer that money today okay you have to transfer that money today to me okay well i don't know if i can i can you can josh aka my husband now listen to me dear now listen to me dear if you are if you are not going to give me my money back so what will happen really quick james justin nathaniel david james richardson could you please repeat the part where i told you that my husband's soul has been transmogrified into a young 18 year old who was willing to be a soul surrogate can you repeat that back to me just so i know you're listening what yes i just say yes what what did i just say okay just tell me once again my spiritual guide found out that my dad guide found out get my dead husband had accidentally soul surfed to another domestically sources to the another dimension known as omacron persei eight no one none of all my cursed person alderate and when he got there he accidentally got it and then he got concerned here edgar allan poe so he was quite confused so she came quite confused but when my spiritual guide contacted him through the void but man my preacher contacted that through the void we were able to communicate with him through a series of members able to communicate with him with a series of numbers the number seven meaning yes in the number 99999 meaning no 9 000 000 no after communicating with them for two weeks we decided after communicating we found a young child on the internet who was illegally able to sign a soul binding contract and we found someone who might want to try to make a deal but i'm not 100 sure because the guy seemed frankly he seemed like just a regular joe either way he signed a deal with satan we transferred his soul into his body and now my husband is alive now my husband is alive in this other human being body now listen to me that makes sense now when did you so you understand that my my hus my dead husband soul is living inside of an 18 year old soul surrogate correct and where is he he's in the other room would you like to talk to him oh can no i don't want to talk to him i just want my money back i just want that 90 000 because i don't know your money i don't owe you any money my husband who got lost in another dimension and was is now resurrected inside of a soldier i just if if you are not going to give me that money back so i will curse your new husband okay he will be gone so you will you wouldn't yeah to curse my husband i will do that what kind of curse can you know that he will be going away and he will never be come back with what kind of curse so if you want if you want to stay if you want if you if you do magic yes like magic yes art magic yes sorcerer i will do a white magic if you wanna stay with your husband so you just need to transfer my 90 000 back to me from the best buy i'd have to ask my husband i'd have to ask his permission you just give me my money back that's it i'm not gonna give you a call okay once you give me my money i'm not i'm not gonna give you a call anymore okay so please you just need to give me my money back okay are you threatening me hello i am not threating you i am just making you understand because it sounds like you're saying that you're going to curse my transmogrified husband's soul who's been sucked out of another dimension that's what it sounds like to me why so why don't you so why don't you transfer me my money back why don't you why you didn't that it's you want to run with money you want my money it's my husband's money do you understand i am just trying to navigate do you know what it's like to wake up one morning and realize that there are alternate dimensions one one where i am part werewolf one or i'm the king of france and another where another where i'm i'm a surfboarder named chad and the only thing that i think is fun is eating cheetos on the beach do you know what that's like i want i want my money back that thousand dollar from the best buy give me my money back okay how do you propose that i do that so i going to provide you the account details you have to transfer that fund into that account oh i wish you would have said that before that's fine i can i can do that okay so you can transfer that total 90 000. my husband told me that i can only do transfers in the united states to to bank accounts that i've never transferred to before so it has to be it has to be a new account that you've never given me and it has to be in the united states just to be good no problem no problem no problem you can transfer it to you can transfer it to only uh us accounts okay i can provide your us accounts to you about that okay go ahead checker what's this okay and what has happened you have to first of all first of all can just switch on the computer no i can't i actually threw that in the garbage why why is that because there was a demon inside of it okay can i just do one thing can you just hang up this call so i can call you with a better line sure hello yes i'm trying to speak with joshua david james nathaniel richardson sorry is david james what did you say david james nathan richardson available are you kidding me i know you are a youtuber your name is katabooga right oh no this is ethel evan this is apple good gloves my husband owes i'm going to call you okay i was just talking to him yeah i know that he he's he's on me like he's not available that is the reason all right well i tell him all right one feedback i'll let you tell him i i have a i have to go to my basket weaving class at two o'clock so i have a little bit of time okay no problem he will calling you after after after two to three minutes okay okay thank you all right hello yeah this is uh this is alex how may i help you hi alex is david james richardson available okay just hold on let me transfer the fall what's my name does anyone know hello yeah this is david how may i help you hi this hi is this david james richardson yeah this is david this is apple good glove sorry this is apple good glove yes how may i help you i'm following up on a previous engagement we had okay after that well i'm told that i own best buy ninety one thousand dollars what you did where's james david richardson what do you did i owe i owe you 91 000 well my husband does but that's another story yes my name is devin can i please talk to james david richardson anymore do one thing you need to buy a best buy gift card okay well i owe you 91 000 though i thought [Laughter] why why do you want a best buy gift card i won best buy gift card oh yes do you remember my husband yes the one that you said was shakespeare yes exactly well it turns out he never actually came back to life i do you know he's a famous um mongolian warlord what he's a youtuber what he's a youtuber what's it oh on the youtube he's a he's a he's yeah he's the son of a [ __ ] yes oh you're talking about it yeah how do you spell it k is in kite i is in indiana t is on tom b is in boise and oscar g is in google why is he wearing those goggles be son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] you are a [ __ ] he is a [ __ ] you both are sane can you send me a link to one of his videos shut the [ __ ] up i'm going to hang out thank you for spending so much time with me though i appreciate it and that's my listen 10 hours almost 10 hours it's pretty good almost 10 hours oh my god i got you yes you got me i got you you're you are you are kitty booga right what who's that again how do you spell it shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] i'm going to hang up you're wasting my time okay and i'm going to hang on 91 000 is back do i have to wire it to a bank account in america or where do you want me to wire it to no i don't i don't want any money i have so much money you do yes is that why is that why you spent so much time trying to steal money from me i just i just no i just buy rolex yesterday how much money do i have to pay you to get you to talk to me for about 14 more minutes no no you don't need to pay anything okay then will you talk to me for 14 more minutes because if i talk to you for 14 more minutes i set a world record what what do you what are you talking about well if i talk to you for 14 more minutes i'll set the world record 10 hours oh that's nice yeah that's my p if i let you there buddy you'll be famous hello have you been there have you scammed anyone recently yes yeah yeah how'd that go for you oh nice seems like how much did your boss yeah how much of the money did your boss take no well i mean i know maybe you know i know how it works so if you stole a thousand dollars your boss would take what like 900 of it no no no like uh what [Music] 12 minutes please i'm begging you you'll be famous no no no i'm yes can you help me make contact no i'm thinking of starting a youtube channel all right that's nice what kind of what kind of content do you think kids will watch i'm going to hang up now what do you think what do you think kids would like to watch on youtube these days i'm going to hang up now oh why this is not fun bye-bye do you not like this conversation no i don't like this conversation what do you want to talk about about sex all right well when my chickens uh are well i don't know if you'd even call it sex per se what kind of watch do you have what you said you bought a watch recently what kind did you buy all right last time i talked to him he hit the manager said that he knew i was kit boga as well i suppose that confirms it but we were so close to the record just kidding i'm just being goofy as you know hello hello how are you sorry yeah hello yeah yes kitty booga how's it going what's up i just need 10 more minutes okay no no no no no no i'm going to hang up bro bro why i don't want to talk to you what if i got you a google play card i know you haven't successfully been scamming anybody no we just we just made a sale around 80 000 okay i don't believe you there's nothing that you could say that would make me believe that you spent 10 hours with me you thought you bro i was no i listened my name is listen listen listen hi listen mine my name is my name is alex okay i'm not i'm not david okay i know you're not doing james richardson yeah does david still work there he's dumb i'm not huh this is david it's still he's working there like here yeah it's working yeah what did you do did you tell them i could talk to my brother um i don't know if i want to to be honest [Music] what up man yo what up man how you doing uh pretty well i just just got a couple scammers [Music] you know you're you're the kid boga guy right you're the kid boga guy right no i i just i'm not actually kid bill go i just pretend to be kapoga oh oh well that's great so what is it so what up what is it that you want i can do some of the voices he can do so i just pretend to be tibogga you know on tick tock can you can you can you show me show me one can you just show me one i couldn't hear you the voice yeah oh like go away hey my name is nevaeh and i totally i totally don't like getting scammed right now all right all right let me let me let me just try that let me just try that yeah yeah yeah hey yeah hi this is david and i just got an email saying is that is that how it sounds that's pretty close to how it sounds oh that was great right yeah so how is how is donda do you listen to kanye west i actually don't no i don't listen to kanye you know so so what what kind of is this are you the actual kid boga oh no i'm not i'm not him oh okay so what kind of music do you listen to uh i listen to a lot of um progressive metal a metal like lamb of god no or metallica no like uh what's your favorite favorite band what's what's it what's your favorite one animals is leaders i also really like shakira you know who i listen to unironically and a significant amount you don't sound like it hello hello hello hello no you're not kid booger right no i'm not actually yeah this is kevin you're not kid burger right right are you pretending to be cute booga yeah i just i mean you are you're are you running any content at youtube yeah i have my i have a tic tac account where i post videos of kipoka oh okay so you are a fan of kid booger right yeah i'm like his biggest i'm his number one fan oh my god one time i met him uh one time i met him and we like i was wearing glasses and he was wearing glasses and you both flashed each other and look on each other's eyes and you fell in love right this is what happens in movies i couldn't really tell because he was wearing glasses it was like looking into a mirror though because i looked all right pretty similar to him but so what type of content you use at the tig talk account oh my tic tac account is mostly music i do like and stealing kit bogus content but okay do you know who i unironically listened to quite a bit and like it's to the point where am i actually kind of scared as to how much i listen to it do you want to know go ahead i was i listened to seven rings by ariana grande like more than i should [Music] and like there's even a few points where i've listened to it and i've been like actually there's some like she's actually she can actually like all right this is actually tailored like there's been a few times where i've actually listened to it and i've thought to myself okay wow there's more to this than i actually thought and again i'm being very sincere when i make this statement and it's very weird for me to say it so all right bye-bye wait i have to go all right bye could can i can i get a job though i'll dang it four more minutes anyway uh i don't even know what to do with these guys i know this isn't david obviously so we'll probably just move on he's like wait this guy likes ariana grande never mind also i don't think they do think that i'm kid bogo

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Length: 611min 57sec (36717 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 27 2021