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hello yes hi i'm calling about my 399 auto debit okay my husband and i this is the cancellation what that was about [Music] okay this is the cancellation department of windows when you buy the computer uh you get a free subscription to windows and when you buy the computer you automatically pay 399 dollars for it if you did not use the subscription you can simply get it cancelled and you can get a refund of 399 dollars for it so what would you like to do would you like to pay more 399 dollars to keep using the subscription or would you like to cancel it for a refund i don't i i'll have to ask my husband if he if he bought it i wonder if it was my husband who bought it does it say who purchased the uh uh no it doesn't show that because uh you know uh all the customers of microsoft who are using a computer they are being contacted today about it because today is the renewable date of the service wow that's a lot of work hold on one second let me call my husband okay hold on let me just double check with him but i don't i don't think that we won okay what god can you come in here please i need donald come in here i'm going to put you on speaker first what was your name honey okay christine okay this is christine hello yeah hi here this is christine from microsoft services the time when you bought the computer i'm sorry for asking uh what this call is about your subscription when you bought the computer uh like along with the computer charges you pay 399 dollars for a windows subscription so that you can use the windows applications like powerpoint 10 ms word of 365 and uh as your wife said that he was not in i've used powerpoint before uh yeah so i believe that your wife is not interested in using the application so you can simply move forward and cancel the subscription and get a refund of 399 it's not that i'm not interested in powerpoint just they said it was 399. that's a lot no you can use uh you can use powerpoint but uh in 365 you get extra features like you could get different effects then new features like you get a free antivirus that protects you from any kind of hacking or any kind of virus i've been meaning to look into the anti antivirus actually is there a way we can keep these music but not keep anything else okay first of all what you will have to do is that you will have to cancel this subscription and then you will get your refund and once you get your refund i will give you the link for buying the antivirus so that you can buy only the antivirus okay well we don't want to buy we don't want to buy anything i thought it was free yeah oh no no no you have to pay okay you don't want to spend any money okay so do you want to cancel it and get your refunds do you want to do that i mean that sounds fine to me i don't it's up to you i'm fine i don't need powerpoint anymore and we can always look at antivirus later yeah we might not need powerpoint after all toys for tots yeah yeah so it's so great okay i'd rather have them have powerpoint than us okay okay i absolutely get your point okay okay no problem so first of all you be in front of your computer i will let you know how to get it cancelled and get your refund okay uh oh it's on the computer you can't sit in front of that thing for more than 30 seconds well we'll try to turn on your computer don't worry at all i am there to help you out i will help you step by step okay thank you carly and my name is not caroline it's it's christine he's from him christine your wife forgot my name abs i'm sorry there it was what was it [ __ ] christmas you know like christy yeah christie around the street christy yeah christy down the street okay all right christy we're we actually are here right i n e like christian with pristine you were right christian with christine christine yeah i'm a christian too honey hallelujah no my name is christine i'm sorry i'm sorry chris christine okay hi it's christine that's embarrassing oh thanks finally you got my name congratulations to both of us sorry i gotta write this down honey i gotta write this down here think about like christine yeah yeah correct so first of all you're in front of your computer right now so turn the computer on let's start the process turn on your computer okay uh we're actually sitting in front of our computer oddly enough right now maybe it was a god thing you know maybe god knew did a christian thing you should never be sharing your wife's secret with the people what was that i said that you should not be telling about your wife's secrets to other people she's going to kill you it's not particularly embarrassing that how much she plays spider solitaire but you know maybe she doesn't want everybody no i got it i got to know it right now ah that's fine i'm an open i don't thought it didn't ask me anything you know i'll tell you okay that will be so sweet of you so we will be making a good team together and we are going to fix the problem okay oh we don't play sports i'm not talking about yeah your husband is pretty intelligent man he my grandson always told me i was the smart one it's true yes and your wife needs your brain well i don't i think i need it more than she does but uh daring is caring no no i'm saying that he needs your brain like to to work with uh with me right now she needs your brain and her sweetness that i am not intelligent or oh honey that's not what she's doing that you are more of a sweet person and he's more of a brainy person oh are you saying like like this in the what's that movie with the lion and the scarecrow and are you know like monkeys the tin man it's that never-ending story no no no no so just leave that part okay just leave that part just spare me this time i'm so sorry sorry you ever seen that movie the brave little toaster that's the one with the danger will robinson finger yes is your computer on yes is your computer on okay so now uh do you see your normal screen on the computer with the you know so now look at the bottom of the screen yeah do you see type here to search on the bottom left of your screen on the bottom left okay i'm gonna get my glasses give me one second honey okay at the bottom left of our screen it says dell just d-e-l-l gal hello okay have you got yours have you got your specs oh you're waiting for my husband he's yeah he's getting his glasses i'll be right back okay okay okay no problem for the record i'm the one who knows more about computers he might not say that okay so you're saying that he's not smart as you i'm sure you're saying that i'm not smart honey i might not know about computers but i've told you about sitting in front of these things are gonna fly in your brain honey well they may have fried my brain but they also taught me a couple things along the way it's not about uh it's the you know it's about what is it what's that saying it's not about whether you're well yes yes ma'am i understand that you want to have a conversation with your husband but let's work but let's work on this if you don't mind i those glasses look great on you you're looking like a snack thanks babe okay i think the prescription's out of date on them now what do i do with the computer darling you tell me what to do with the computer okay uh so sir first of all you come down over there ma'am you come down over there and now i'm just starting the procedure so please follow my instructions carefully okay so first of all look at the bottom left of your screen do you see type here to search no it says dell at the bottom left it says down dell d-e-l-l you know dell liked the like the leverage no no no no you're adele's [Music] so first of all let me help her out okay i'm not telling down like that like down in the sense uh on the bottom of your screen of your of your computer's screen on the bottom left you will see the windows logo and just beside the windows logo do you see type here to search yes yes so please uh type in the type here to search type over there d for delta do you want me to type del d e l l m no d for delta like d type d only d oh okay g i got it then ask for sugar okay then u for umbrella then then p for peter okay then p for peter turn her up honey i'm having a hard time then oh for oscar okay uh all right like united states okay god god bless america god bless america hallelujah perfect now press the enter key which one fm key where's that no no no no enter enter e for x n for november t for tango e for egg r for robio enter okay so it's d support dot u s e n t d r no it's d support dot u s and then you have to press a button on which enter is written you have to press please press it all right once you press on it a new page will come up on your screen once it comes up and it is showing you welcome it is asking you for a code yeah what i did we get to pick it up we can use for our pin number honey yeah make it what we usually use for our pin one two no no no to give you the code now i will give you the code does it need to be longer honey i think she's gonna give it to us honey but whatever um christy make sure that it's it's easy to remember because i don't i don't have a great memory you don't have to remember it because you don't need to remember it it's not a password it's just a one-time code to generate the form the cancellation form that's it okay yeah so type over there you need to take a deep breath for a minute it sounds like you're gonna pass out are you okay are you telling me yeah i'm just kind of thirsty okay okay kill her i should calm down too oh i asked okay okay okay i'm so sorry about your lemonade sir i never wanted to disturb your lemonade but uh here we are working together teamwork sacrifice when life takes away your lemonade it's right i'm so sorry so now yeah so write down your code the code okay okay and i just type that in i've typed let me write it down first maybe remember we get the pen the pad and paper honey we got post-its in the in the yeah we write this number down because we're never gonna remember this christine should we write this down you don't have to remember it you don't have to remember it it's not a password this is one time temporary pin to generate a form cancellation form all right now press the enter button again are we going to be pressing the enter button a lot because i have arthritis yes yes please press the enter button why does a key say return everybody calls it enter but it says return on it i i always got confused by that no okay it depends on computer to computer [Music] yeah it's okay no problem so i believe that you have pressed the enter button and now uh look at the bottom left of your screen where type here to search was written just look above that do you see support client dot exe what do you see support client written on the left side just above type here to search do you see support clients yes i have her turned down a lot is it too loud for you so click on that okay she's like click on open fire screaming into the phone but i have it okay yes good yes good very good perfect yes very good very good i must tell you i thought that he was the smarter one but you are the smarter one yes the glasses are paying off it's not a competition so does that mean i can have your brain honey your brain i kind of like my brain it doesn't like watching golf until you fall asleep on the weekends okay okay so now what do you see on the screen is asking you yes no anything like that me yeah no i don't want to be married i don't want to get married i don't want to over step here but my grandson is very fertile if if you're looking for someone honey that's that come on now okay she said she's not interested well you haven't met my grandson yet listen randall's got no i don't want to marry your girlfriend anyway what are you trying to break i don't i don't like her very much so he's not single but he'll be available sooner sooner than you think and what do you if i have anything to say about it [Music] can i just get this okay now let's focus on the screen and we will look for my husband later okay so please look on your screen what thumbs up on your screen let me know but yeah uh screen connect client service dot okay yes yes or no should i click on yes i don't know what no click on yes click on yes click on yes i don't know what the one i know it that is why i'm telling you click on yes let me let me control the mouse you you use the keyboard all right all right good very good you did it congratulations we did it together congratulations to the team we got the teamwork going did we win something did we win yeah where did we win i i don't feel like we won anything this isn't very exciting it's because whenever you win in solitaire the two cards go so i don't know what you're talking about honey ah oh that's why i play it so much why does it say pc help on our computer um because uh we will be removing the powerpoint and all those applications which you don't need so that we can cancel powerpoint powerpoint's what will you be doing are you listening no okay let me repeat myself i'm saying that we will be removing the new version you will have old version the old powerpoint the old ms word you have will have everything we will remove the new update okay my computer's not working it just says pc help you don't touch it yeah don't touch the computer now because the system is working on it okay don't touch it i can't see it anymore listen to me if it grows black don't don't unplug it now don't unplug it i can see don't unplug it no it's working listen to me mr husband mr husband over there listen to me over there listen to me okay okay donald you just sit near the computer and listen to me carefully it means okay very good we appreciate it so now if the screen goes black it means yaya know if you'd like all my friends call me although i will i will go with that part later let me continue and my name is by the way it's nice to meet you dawn with it with a w everybody gets okay okay so dao i'm twisting and i'm trying to say something so please pay a little bit of attention and i will appreciate it what now what i'm saying and what i'm saying is that if if the screen goes black it means that we are working okay we need to be paying attention i'm listening honey i'm listening making it hard for me to listen but sometimes you just don't use your good listening ears you're thinking about golf or something so just pay attention my hearing is low on batteries okay just pay attention to what can't be seen i'm listening to the girl okay what is this what what is that us did you put our camera hello trying to use the mouse honey um hello please pay a little bit of attention mom please i request you please listen to me okay now what i'm telling you i want to listen me or my husband he wants you both to listen to me it's a lot okay i'm listening i'm listening i'm listening relax honey relax put your fingers on your mouth both of them put your fingers on your mouth right now okay all right i got him he's only proficient with one click at a time come up mom you too ma'am youtube put the finger on your mouth and listen to me touch your hands i want you to okay now what do we do with the mouse what i'm saying is that if the screen goes black and shows you pc help means that we are working on your computer so do not unplug your computer all right okay how long do we have to hold the mouse for you don't have them or you don't have to hold the mouse you don't have to keep holding it both what two fingers you told us to put our hands on the mouse no on your mouth or mouth like your lips yeah so that you can listen to me honey i think she's sometimes i have a tendency to talk and talk and talk and i i just need someone to tell me to stop so we've always been a chatty cathy hunter it's fun kind of funny that we're talking to catherine thank you so much you're right why don't you call me kathy do it now listen to me and only me so now what i'm doing i'm passing the phone to my different departments and they will cancel the uh cancelled on the subscription and they will give you the refund so now both of you keep the finger on your lips and no remove the finger and say okay okay i'm really sorry and i'm transferring the phone just a minute i accidentally turned off holy smokes that was loud chat there's a compressor outgoing to you but not for veritas so it was loud for you even louder hello you still there kathy i don't i don't think she's here anymore she was going hello get her going to get her manager i hope so this is taking forever honey [Applause] all right ma'am we can talk now hi oh this is not oh my gosh how are you my husband and i are trying to we were just talking to kathleen about our computer absolutely there's a refund coming to your end yeah we're trying it we're trying to get the refund okay all right do you remember like which account was uh debited the first time can you speak up a little bit kathy was okay yelling and you're whispering do you remember with which account was debited the first time do you remember it we've only got we've only got them yeah we only have one for everything bank of america is what we use okay do you still have the same account can you still uh check these statements on your account of course i hope so i hope so if we did we'd be in trouble all right go ahead log into your account have access to that anymore yeah you can say that again three times fast don't have access to it anymore no we have access to it yes so you can just simply check your statement can you log into your account right now and be on your statement oh don't you you're usually logged in on your uh your your little tablet there yeah yeah we we log in on our ipads you use the same id thank you my husband's gonna go madam you have already registered your computer map okay so it has to be on the same device which you have registered which is your computer you you can use the same id password you can use the same id and the password which you use on your ipad okay okay okay yeah where did candace go it's the same idea in the past and can be part of me we're talking a candace earlier where'd she go i think this guy's the manager oh uh yes martin but yes she is she is around [Music] that could be arranged okay yes give me give me one moment okay thank you yeah we're much more comfortable with with candace okay or was it candy i want candy what did i tell you about you your diabetes honey well only in moderation you gotta eat your bananas you need your potassium sugar-free it could be sugar sugar-free bananas honey hello alright mom she she she was on she was on a break but yet she you know she cancelled her break and she's back now hold on perfect that's exactly what we were hoping for honey you know if there's any of those uh new episodes of curse of the oak island hello baby hello we have to check the tv hello yeah hello i'm back again on the line hi hi candace we we wanted to talk to you about getting christine oh i'm sorry christine christie okay sorry about it we missed you we missed your voice it's so much so much more pleasant than that yes man that other guy sounds like he doesn't know you've been to my voice he doesn't know what he's doing you sound much more competent so could you um could you help us take care of our computer okay okay uh you to the refund department so he will help you better you know but he's surely you're more are you not capable of helping us or i thought you said you were his boss honey i am actually i am typical enough so first of all uh what you have to do like you have to open google like open google on your computer open it okay where's that how's it google honey google chrome you see google chrome yeah right there yeah open it why is it down there the wire always gets caught on the thing over here okay don't she doesn't see what i'm doing for a second don't tell her oh never mind okay now what okay so now so now what you have to do is like first of all you have to move forward and you have to log into the account in which you want to get your refund okay the account in which you want to get the refund you have to log into that you know what account be genius honey if they made these mice without these darn cables i don't know why they don't do this have you turned off your computer have you turned it off or is it still on you wanted you want me to turn the computer off the computer we're just sitting here looking no no no no that's it now listen just listen you have to log in to the account in which you want to get your refund okay so move forward and log into your account okay i don't think we can get any closer to the computer are you able to hear me hello donald yeah sorry yes sorry honey um what i can hear you now yes yeah first of all uh write down your uh your phone number on the screen uh you see the cursor is blinking write down your phone number over there write down your phone number over there yeah he's the mouse mover i'm i'm the typer okay so copy type it over there type your name or your mobile phone number okay john so write down the number over there d-a-w-n-don okay i get it write down your number over there be a little fast please okay why do you need our phone number any questions and please do what i'm trying to do so that i can help you out we're probably really you know what honey i i appreciate this thank you thanks for your help today so far i know it's been a little tough we're not the most tech savvy individuals okay i typed our phone number do i search for it no no just a minute just keep it like that just one minute okay okay so you have written down your phone number it's your your mobile phone if you want to type my number phone number too just in case you ever want to call my grandson no no no no no no thank you so much thank you so much i want to be interested yes i'm not interested in guys you know well would you be interested honey love is love listen i'm not here to judge love it's none of my business though okay son of my business yeah yeah write down your landline number write down your landline now what if i told her there was a level 15 what is it what does he play in the world of witchcraft i forgot he's a video gamer i don't know if that changes anything anyway okay you don't have a landline phone okay so now what you have to do you have to log into the bank account in which you want to get your refund okay you have to log into that account so please log into that account and let me know so that i can start the refund process [Music] okay okay so our bank of america won the uh the grant in which you want the refund you have to log into that bank okay okay one minute you want me to go get the uh the pad of paper with all the passwords honey yes yes in the closet there i think it's um i think it's in the pantry next to the sugar cubes right okay we figured no one would look there if they were trying to steal something so now you're trying to see something good no no have you heard the paper with all the passwords and everything all right uh just log into the account and let me know so that you start the referral process okay you have got the paper with the passwords okay very good you have my people i must tell you we're very smart you don't have to remember them if you just write them down on a sheet of paper yeah we have we have a sheet of paper in every house that has our password so no matter where we are yeah there's one yeah really soon but before that please log into the bank account so then i can start the refund process and they were asking us for our banking information to win a million dollars and we didn't have it so we lost out on the opportunity and ever since then we've always wanted one of those giants oh my god i mean a lot of money yeah funny enough they kept calling us so now can you do that can you log into the bank account now can you log into this yeah this one right here yes because you know yeah because i might uh might lose you in a while so please just start it start doing it what do you mean lose me in a while like uh like one more problem will be completed then the call will get disconnected then i will have to call you back so please be real fast so that you don't lose me oh can you only talk to us for a certain amount of time like once one hour is completed i will have to give you a call back it's time limit for conversation well why don't you just call us back right now then you want like a pay phone or something oh he used to call me honestly are you trying to push me away are you trying to are you trying to throw me away are you trying to do that no no i'm just saying if you call us back now then an hour won't go by yes i will call you back in five minutes but first of all you log into the account once you are logged in then we will start the refund process and then i will disconnect the phone and i will call you back okay okay just take the uh kathleen can i ask you something what are your plans for christmas um what was you okay honey no i was actually just kidding i was just kidding we couldn't hear what you said senator break it up a little bit yeah it sounded like you swallowed the phone there what did you say uh i i just said that i don't have any plans oh okay we're going we're going caroline my husband is a beautiful voice as well as i'm a better i'm a better uh better guitarist than i am a singer but you know what can i say vegas can't be choosers okay oops i don't i don't know if you've seen this by the way but we we're spoofing the bank of america demo account now okay that's it for me like beside bank of america do you also have any other bank that i broke the https apparently uh no this is not this is our bank oh this is the only bank okay okay good okay so you just keep the page open like this and now the refund man will have to talk to you okay the refund man i will be here i will be here whenever you want to talk to me i am here but the refund process he will have to do it okay he is the man who can send you money okay the refund man yeah the man who gives the refunds to the people don what's what's his name yeah i'm not familiar with i know the sandman i know the tax man not the sand man our company has a refund man who gives the refund to the people okay so if you want i can talk to you i can do that for you if you want oh yeah do you know the muffin man a muffin man i don't know he lives on pokemon so now yes yes i know brewer brewery lane well go ahead okay so donald and only my mother called me donald and that was when she was angry with me and trust me you didn't want you didn't want to see my mother you had the same name both of you have the same name oh they're completely different names yeah mine is dawn this is donald you can call them dondo okay okay wait you're like the duck donald duck old macdonald except i never had a farm we used to talk about that whatever happened to that what happened to what whatever happened to predictability the milkman the paperboy okay so now now i'm turning your screen do not do anything okay i'm turning your screen black because we are starting the refund okay honey the screen just shut off yeah we can't see our computer screen yeah i think that is what i'm saying i have done no i kathy [Music] kathy or christine sorry [Applause] candace christine it's christy my name this time christine our computer is asking us to help it yes how do we help it so listen you still by not doing anything i am working on your computer i am working on your computer okay what kind of sounds like you dropped your phone in a blender honey i don't know what no no i'm saying no i was just saying that um so tell me it's okay your computer is still on right you are seeing pc help that says help on it it still says help it shows you pc health yeah we just don't know i am helping you i am the savior i am the savior i am the one who is going to save your computer don't worry about it i am going to yeah the baby jesus is the savior that's why we celebrate christ no i'm not yes so the christmas is coming what presents do you have for me what are you giving me on this christmas you ever been to epcot sorry epcot i could never go there but i will uh be some time what say let's go there together florida i mean you're not you're not gonna now's about the worst time to go to florida so you're probably gonna not want to go until you know maybe next year but uh i recommend go to epcot you have to check out the uh there's a whole circle with all the countries and everything and uh you go if you go i recommend listen honey you know how much i love the chicken teriyaki damburi bowls over at the japanese restaurant there at epcot he really does have epcot it's his favorite vacation spot just all the walking you can do and you like you only have to pay a little bit to get in at epcot and you can walk around all day for free yeah i never like that where else can you do that true it is hard to find a good place to walk these days it can be very expensive too especially with blah god especially with everything going on oh and not if you have a fast pass honey much much easier much cheaper christine or was it cool yes yes i am i am here tickets to epcot right now christine would you mind i know this is probably a little bit would you mind if my husband and i played you a song for a christmas song no no play the song play the song i would love to hear it play the song maybe us our team could maybe we can you want to sing and i'll go grab the guitar yeah i'll i'll sing and kathleen can sing and we'll it'll be do you want me to sing it'll be a team experience never heard the song silent night i've been learning it on the on the guitar i'm a really bad singer i must tell you yours will bleed out just follow the follow me honey i'll tell you the word to hear my husband's guitar he's a beautiful musician [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] is [Music] oh i don't like to talk about this part i don't i don't maybe it well maybe kathleen can sing this part you know the words i just think it's inappropriate to talk about what sounds great [Music] keep going honey that's beautiful it's beautiful what song is there i love it it's fantastic oh you like it and i will sing for you what song is that exactly oh i love the guitar the guitar thing was amazing my husband's been playing guitar for what 30 years almost 40 years honey yeah i played the guitar you got the music in your kid you definitely got the music in your kid you were you were lying you got a wonderful voice she sounds like beyonce so i go to one you made some sunshine blooming some rain give me another chance that i want to grow up once again [Music] give me some sunshine give me some rain give me another chance i wanna grow up once again it's wonderful honey that's wonderful is that the beetles oh you loved it amazing that's what i wanted you to love it okay so can you do one thing for me can you log in back to your account i believe it's logged out uh our computer still needs help yeah it says pc help on it still need to let me let me put it out of misery let me put it out of misery and then you will get your screen back and then you will be able to right back behind the barn no we want to keep we want to keep the computer okay okay so you do one thing you log into the account and i'm calling you back because the one because the one hour is going to finish up okay so i'm calling you back so before i call you back i'm just reconfirming your mobile phone number okay okay sure yes that's correct okay so i am giving you a quick call back on your phone and you just hang up and i'm calling you back and you log into the bank okay um okay we'll wait we'll wait for you then to call back i'll close out of everything okay how uh just up hang a glove hound up yeah should i close out of everything or yeah no no don't close down anything don't do not close down anything you just wait for my call back okay okay i think i messed that up for her i think she transferred money between the accounts and wanted us to log back in but whatever hey mission accomplished i feel like oh my god [Laughter] i can't believe it we did it i was like i wanted to play along but i'm like no i need clean pristine samples and i have that yeah i tried to take off my i took off rtx voice during her singing just to make sure you got everything was that like a recognizable song i don't know what that was uh i looked up the lyrics and you just what googled nah nah nah nah nah she said give me some sunshine give me some brain and there's a song called give me some sunshine by charmin yeah i think it's a mixture of uh charmin charmin ultra we live for the rest of our life one moment we'll just live now uh give me some sunshine give me some rain give me another chance to grow up once again it's beautiful uh no sherman josie i can't i don't know how to pronounce the i'll link it to you or later in case you need actually maybe i can play it oh but dm feels bad as we admit uh that she was singing a real song then i gotta pay for rights you know yeah i only i only steal my music wait three idiots someone else in chat was saying that announcement should probably take it announcement you ready announcement hello this is dawn hello hello hello this is dawn and dawn christine is back yeah it's on it's gone i missed i didn't we thought maybe you weren't gonna call us again yeah we thought we weren't gonna get our money back happy anniversary honey thank you who were you missing missing me it's very hard to hear what you're saying i'm telling you that you were missing me or you were missing the fact that you will not get your refund what were you missing you know what honey when you started singing i forgot all about the money actually i totally forgot about the money i just wanted to sing someone you could join our church choir you know you could join caroline with us honey yeah we love music we love music i love that we donate we donate okay most of our money to the church choir you know that yeah they do it to uh toys for tots every year don't make me some too do you want when they sell some money too i'm a poor person you know i'm gonna see something too well maybe if you're singing honey you could get paid to sing all day anyway go and log into your account log into your account go and log in to your account and then everything for you once you're logged in and the refund process starts i will thank you deal so let's start that i can see click chrome yeah good okay click bank of america so i was looking for the sheet of paper with the passwords on it you went you typed in the password oh i tried jesus take the wheel but that wasn't it it's another one it says right here on a paper honey yeah guys did i do d period do it or no period i always forget okay shall we just log in here yes login yeah yeah just log in now type it honey i don't think i've ever heard that song before western music okay like the combination of indian house we and i'm saying that it's the indo-western music like it's the partially indian and partially uh british it's a combination of song oh it's very nice yeah you know what one of the fun facts about you my uh my wife she's 10 native american i that is why it is showing you pc help it doesn't need any help okay whatever is working on it that is why it is showing you help all right but why is it asking for it is just showing you like that okay it doesn't uh doesn't have to be anything okay sure do you want to listen to this law i guess so as long as you're helping our computer i guess but yeah so now just simply just uh hear me you talking to me honey what yeah now listen to the song carefully okay because i'm a very bad singer and i want you to complain so please listen to me questions but i have a condition no i want i want something from you in return i want you to play the guitar play the guitar for me play the guitar i love your guitar play for me some guitar what do you want to what do you want to hear honey you sing you sing first i'll i'll go grab the guitar you can play anything and i will love it if you want i can mute you just for the stream so here i go [Music] [Music] once again [Music] give me another time i want throw up once again join me you you can also join me you know are you sick what are the words i'm letting them down did you say you wanna throw [Music] give me the sunshine right write it down yeah give me yeah give me some sunshine give me some rain rain rain give me another chance yeah give me another chance i want to grow up once again [Applause] html of our fake bank to manipulate it to look like there's more money yeah so now you know the song so now let's start by thinking it okay okay so here it goes give me some sunshine give me [Music] yeah so let's start give give me some time [Applause] give me some ring right honey you go high i'll go low okay [Applause] [Music] [Music] give me some sunshine give some rain we know that part we nailed that one but um [Applause] [Applause] oh okay let me teach you let's see yeah good good can we teach you a song okay just listen to me something else okay i have a for you and you just enjoy the music okay that works for you okay but i was wondering okay after that i'll i'll teach you one of my favorite songs after you sing it you'll see a song sort of like it's my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard you know i love when you sing that song honey i love it we'll do that later you go ahead and sing okay so now let's yeah so now let me do that for you okay so the thing is oh christine i almost forgot christine our computer still needs help our computer needs help right now in if you've ever heard green day before i've been trying to learn some acoustic songs no actually i am not in music like i'm not i'm not a good singer my mother says when i sing it seems like someone's trying to i just heard you sing you sing like an angel honey yeah well maybe not maybe you're following me but then i think he's like oh no i actually most of the time i'm studying and working and that's what i do you know so i don't give any time to listen to music or hang around all right the first the first the first line goes like this ocean man take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand you got that the first the first line is ocean man taken by the hand lead me to the land that you understand can you sing that part okay it's by me yeah that's it that's it [Music] the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip can i connect [Applause] [Music] [Applause] lead me to the left that you understand pushing mine [Music] the voice to the corner of the globe [Music] all right [Applause] wow [Music] from [Music] [Applause] [Music] they sing that for our wedding you know that's our wedding song my husband he emerged from the ocean kelp and everything it was beautiful nothing was more beautiful than you on that day honey oh my goodness let me tell you you look like a mermaid on the beach well that's that's because i was wearing a mermaid outfit you want me to farm it off did you say that you want me to bear a mermaid house no no i wore a mermaid outfit to our wedding you lauren you wore it to your wedding yes i was a mermaid he was the ocean male who wooed yes we drank baileys on a shoe it was beautiful there was see oh gosh i'm glad i caught myself okay so can i still get can i still marry your grandson can i still marry your grandson he doesn't know you honey yet but maybe you mean we could try to hook you up we could try to hook something up if you wanted to uh you could come join the choir he comes he comes every week once a week to join the choir you wanna you wanna come you can sing with the choir we i mean you've already you've already done he really does like singing too he plays he's in the music choir he's got he's got a lot of testosterone honey i'll tell you this i've never seen more hair on a boy that's so that's so nice how does he look like can you tell me how does he look like like a mammoth not inside not in size what was that honey you ever seen star wars you know you know han solo how does your grandma oh no solo is a stunt he's a good looking guy yeah han solo no not i'm not talking he doesn't look like han solo he looks like han solo's friend yeah that gorilla he's a tall strong he's built he's built like a brick it's not a gorilla it's bigfoot i think he's friends with bigfoot i don't i don't think i don't think that's this right movie honey i could be wrong uh he's a gorilla orangutan i think is the technical wow our computer is very green right now like overwhelmingly green good good once i'm glad i'm colorblind honey because it just looks so great to me are you are you oh my god what is happening something's happening on our computer honey hey honey something's going on with our computer right now yes yes i am working yes i know it's a green screen and a lot of things is coming up over there right how can you read all this nobody could possibly read this are you talking to me or my husband who are you talking to both of you have the same name no i'm don he's donald but everyone calls him don i want to speak to your husband okay his name [Music] okay [Applause] oh sorry what do you need yeah stop down listen on your screen you are going to see i don't want to be rude but please keep quiet so that i can speak up okay okay the form will be a refund form and once you put in the information over there you will not be able to erase it okay you will not be using the enter button okay you will not be using any button you will only type the information which the server will ask you to put okay so now look at your screen it is asking you to type your full name but now it's very hard to hear what it's hard to hear what you're saying honey okay okay can you okay repeat what i'm saying is you are getting a form what are you doing yes i am repeating if you please be quiet you will be able to hear it okay you're making a loud noise sorry sorry okay go ahead yes are you interested to listen to me not yeah now you are getting the form the refund form on your screen yes you have got it read on the bottom it is which is welcome to refund server type your full name do you see yeah so don't listen so once you type the information over there okay so going back you cannot erase the information so once you are typing there do not make any do not make any mistake once you type your name yeah you know i can't scroll down any other button type your name and then leave it i don't want this kind of responsibility should we write down your full name over there can you do this for us because we don't want to mess it up can you just type it forward none of you have to take the responsibility no i cannot you were helping rpg your hands are shaking honey i'm a huge fan of like there's some literary masterminds that i follow i listen to this podcast about literature and i tell you what foreshadowing is one of the most powerful tools that someone can use when telling us can you write down your name i i feel like you've got that part can you fill the defense response you have to fill the responsible okay sorry type your full name should i do don or dawn write down your name yes it will be pasted you know what honey i think it's time for gotta i gotta take my my blood pressure medicine that's okay it's already passed like we've been on the phone for so long here i almost forgot well there should it should still be in the cabinet will you give me some of those uh will you get me some of those rice cakes you want you want the stock crunch yes have you written down your name yeah and then i pressed it i pressed enter now do not press anything okay you have uh you will get another question yeah i pressed enter but it says dawn is not recognized to present give the phone to all that you're on speakerphone honey hello donald that's me please save me here explain to her she no enter button do not press do not press enter button okay take your hand off the keyboard honey okay my hands dropped the keyboard oh my god it's going quick again there it goes i said i said hands off the keyboard i'm not typing this you think i can type you think i can type this fast you press something cause look i didn't do anything why don't we pre if we don't press enter we can press the return key i guess i think we should hit escape is usually what i press the windows key okay do not press do we lose our honey i don't i think she's yelling so loud that her own like phone is cutting her off because that's not me cutting her off for november oscar no no button do not press any button i don't see a button that says no on it do not know any button no key where's the no key how do we get our money back i forgot what we were doing here honey what's going on yeah just right now okay is your computer on or going home my our computer is going very slow right now this shouldn't be anything japanese on this computer i don't think it's it's not no no this is not this is not just me you will not understand do you know any other languages kristen friend i know french my husband knows french oh my computer needs help i can't i cannot understand that if you do not stop talking dawn done she wants you to so you only want me to talk correct honey kathleen are you asking no i don't want you to just be going for five minutes please your name is john do it dawn yes d-e-w-i-t-t right write down your name you have to write this no no you write down yourself now write down your name and after writing the name do not touch it yes i have to do the work again so write it down carefully and then dawn screw this up again am i right you want me to never mind never mind honey does it matter if it's if we didn't capitalize the ds oh should i just press backspace let me get the oh never mind i guess i can i think it worked you must have recognized your name no don't press anything do not do not touch anything i'm glad i didn't keep do not pretend do in zip code honey your zip code not your area code oh okay there you go i thought you i thought the zip code was three three numbers uh do you want the last part of it or just just the five i thought it was only three how do we tell our computer it is giving you another question if it's just bank name do i type america because it's the bank no it's america the name you use at the bank honey oh the name i use at the bank dawn bank of america i use the name dawn at the bank the bank you're the bank bank of america's accounts under your name honey yeah it's under dawn oh do you use the yep they know my full name so my bank name is the same thing is my full name um you're doing really good honey you're doing really good okay then now listen now listen carefully we are first to follow we are going to transfer 150 dollars okay sorry could you talk louder please surely we are going to transfer only 100 years first we are going to transfer you 100 okay first we will transfer 100 once it is successful we will transfer the remaining one or two hundred dollars okay we will do it like three times like hundred dollars hundred dollars hundred dollars okay we will do it three times so type over there one prefer my husband and i make our own birds seed and those birds aren't going to feed themselves we got to bring it out there i'm what you call a birder you ever heard of that i know that but this is the process this is the process it is not allowed you cannot do it please start please start typing 100 0 hold on 100 honey oh what oh gosh uh oh let me try again one one she didn't say type the number after the dot honey just type one so if you guys haven't been here before she typed zeros while i was typing zeros to make it ten thousand that's part of their scam can you go back honey our pc needs help again sorry honey we accidentally typed ten thousand i think the first time so we had we're going back and trying to type 100 no i spilled ginger ale on the keyboard last week honey and like the whole right side of the keyboard has been real sticky that might be part of the problem i don't know you told me to be careful with the ginger ale around the computer and i wasn't even i wasn't even using the computer i was just i just put my ginger rail down on the side of the table well i walked by later on and my socks got soaking wet and i looked over and the ginger ale just knocked right over i have no idea what happened maybe my new keyboard god was trying to teach you something he works in mysterious ways oh it says success okay that's good then hey there we go good show all right [Music] okay okay hello thank you kathy it looks like it all worked out you have sounds like you're standing inside of a microwave look at your screen look at your screen the windows thing like before the bottom the very bottom left is the window button are you listening are you listening no i wish your phone didn't have like that built-in compression or whatever you have taken that's her phone [Music] okay what are we looking at hello listen listen listen do you see your refund the refund amount do you see the refund amount on your screen we just have a green screen on our computer listen shut up listen what we said no listen look at your computer you have transferred ten thousand dollars to your account instead of one hundred dollars look on your screen look on your screen that's good news right 10 that why'd you give us 10 000 i thought you were supposed to give us three hundred dollars i got honey is this is honey if you wanted if you wanted to date our grandson he didn't have to pay us ten thousand dollars i would have paid you i would have paid you money to date my grandson think about how happy the choir's gonna be kids are going to be having smiles for christmas huh listen listen the money got out of our company account the money was supposed to be 100 pounds you have to return the money back to us hey it's about ten if even if you don't money like twenty dollars per child you know over there they can get a lot of christmas presents so and it's a tax write office but a lot of people don't realize that you can write you can write these donations off on your taxes that's 500 kids that can get christmas presents listen listen listen we're here we're here honey we're here hello listen we're listening you people do you understand that i did not give you ten thousand by mistake you have put their extra zeros and now ten 000 came out of the company account and i'm going to lose my job wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute no nobody's got to lose their job can't we didn't you say we had more money to transfer can you just transfer like a negative amount the next time through oh yeah we have to do three transfers let's do another transfer oh you're so smart you are the brains in the operation i will tell you okay i was always good at algebra what listen listen listen so yeah let us do the second transfer of a hundred dollars but we'll type in negative nine thousand seven hundred one hundred if if she transfers a hundred more on the second transfer and then on the third transfer we do negative 9 and 900. okay yeah will you let us do that kathleen no listen now listen okay listen to me shut up for now because this is very serious we can't hear what you're saying you're very quiet okay i don't know what you're saying you cannot tell by you're very quiet right now you hang up i'm calling you back you hang up i'm calling you back hello you hang up i'm calling [Music] i mean if that's what you want that's very kind of you no your taxes on the site i can't believe i can't believe that this has been one call oh yeah jesus i pictured it i pictured this was going to be like i was going to blow the first like 17 calls no oh jeez yeah they've they're really they're really falling for it i i was curious that if we did the singing and stuff it almost sounded like her whole call center was laughing at her at one point i don't know if he caught that i was a little nervous that her boss was just gonna make her hang up for like that they'd think it was too goofy but i think they're pretty committed at this point so oh my god do you have this is so much fun yeah dude time wise um do you think uh we probably have time to like go to the store get some gift cards like do the whole thing if whatever whatever you want man i've got all day all right all day the curse of local islands is going to be on in about 10 minutes but then after that i got uh oh do you see that they added that whole day edited the ten thousand dollar amount into the bank account so what do they have like an hour long like calling card or something i've i've had situations before where they say like you have 60 seconds and it it's like about to hang up the prison line you're receiving a call from collect call yeah she hasn't called me back yet but we'll see figure out what genre i'm going to make the her [Music] she gonna call me back or what [Music] are they just oh is that them yeah they're moving the computer but they haven't called me back yet i don't know what they're doing let's open up amazon oh yeah we could do that except they locked my computer screen i think i could try like oh here we go announcement hello this is the household of the duets are you able to hear me hello yes are you able to hear me are you able to hear me you're very quiet is this kathleen yeah right kathleen oh sorry christy christie can you put your christy can you put your phone closer to your mouth so we can hear you my phone is close to my mouth okay so now you're right up in there yeah right there yeah i'm telling you that you can keep 300 dollars from the 10 000 and you have to return me 9700 okay do you mind if we what if you listen is your boss available is this optional what if we talk to your boss and we convince him to make a donation for christmas that way you won't lose your job the tax rate off honey i'm telling you it's it's responsible business finances you will have to return the money yet we could talk to your boss tell them about our church tell them about our choir and maybe he'll want to make a donation and we won't have to worry about it what do you think no you have to listen to me carefully what do you not like if you return my money i will not lose my job if you return the money okay you have to return the money do you understand this okay well i think we can do that right donald i don't i mean i don't the bank the bank closes in half an hour honey yeah we'd have to do this really fast because the bank's closing soon but we could i got a bit of gas i got to take my medication seven minutes seven minutes okay listen listen you don't have to go to the bank you don't have to go to the bank what you have to do you have your debit card right you have your debit card we do have a debit card you have got the card from the bank like a credit card a debit card anything you have got the card i'm feeling stressed out right now you understand right now i'm i i am rachel i don't want you to lose your job can you hear me this is dawn yes i just thought that you are you are a good person we want to give you the money back rachel i know you will return my money yes so now listen i'm telling you what you have to do and you do it okay you don't need to go to the bank okay you have your card you no listen listen listen to you listen to me just one minute one minute listen to me can you hear me this is dawn talk hello okay listen to me okay just yeah listen to me listen to me i am writing everything on the screen okay lying is not good i'm writing it no we can hear we can hear you we're just concerned you don't hear us yeah this is can you hear this is dawn here this is dawn talking can you hear me yes yes i can hear you yeah that's done are you go honey yes okay now listen to me okay this is dawn this is dawn can you hear me yes yes yes yes yes okay perfect so yeah this is done we were thinking that on our on our way to the uh to church later tonight we'll go to the bank and we'll get we'll get the money out okay no listen listen what else would we do you understand it's a lot of money i i'll tell you i will tell you i'm writing it down okay so that you can understand it's better okay don do you know what she's talking about i don't know i grabbed the calculator but there's one on the computer here so i don't know what what do i need this for i don't know i went up to the study grab the ti 83 and here we are is this thing graph griffin claire are you there claire yes my name is christine for god's sake my name is christine oh sorry my name is christine christine christine sorry about that i roasted honey i wrote it down on the paper right here christine wrote it down how do we give you the ten thousand dollars so you don't lose your job let me tell you okay yeah let me tell you because see you understand 10 000 is a huge amount right it's a huge amount you understand that right oh i know if when we were your age christy if we would have gotten ten thousand dollars that would that we would have been set for life you could buy a house for ten thousand dollars when i know how many you know how many uh birthday cake body shots you could do in cancun with ten thousand dollars honey oh my lord you remember cancun i just hope god doesn't remember well he doesn't so what happens there stays there okay i know they say god's always watching but there's a few times and i really think it was best that he was not watching if you know what i mean not in that bungalow for those three days honey my hip still hurts and i was 25 years ago um christy are you still there sorry christine kathleen what is it okay now listen to me listen listen first of all listen give the phone to the husband and put me off from the speaker i will not be on the speaker i want to speak to the husband because he will so that we can listen to each other properly okay fine i'll take you off speaker here's done are you able to hear me donald hello okay give me to donal yes donald now listen to me yes yeah listen to me are you able to hear me clearly loud and clear are you able are you able to hear me yes can you hear me are you able to hear me hello yes yes i can hear you yes i can hear you i can hear you hello christine this is dawn yeah is the phone working okay cause he keeps saying can you hear everything all right this is dawn speaking by the way you look in your screen hello it says yes i can hear you it means i can hear you yes yes i can hear you i can hear i can hear okay now listen to me you have got your card right you have got your bank card i've got i've got don's card here yeah oh you want me to take this you should i take the card it sounds like you wanted to talk to me this is dawn no you look at your computer damn it look at your computer look at your computer i'm writing there look at your computer yes i can hear you do you have a credit card sorry my husband has a question should i hello should i be concerned that the computer's telling me you can hear me honey don't touch the keyboard i am telling you i have written down that i am writing things so that you can understand me you know what actually makes a lot more sense hey this is dawn i just want sorry we didn't realize you were the one typing so i'm gonna give you back tonight i'm gonna give you back to my husband don okay you don't need to type we can hear you hello hello yes okay so listen listen i will type here and you just give me the answer okay roger that i will type where where where take your reading glasses take your reading glasses thank you thank you answer on your computer i will type here you just you honey happy anniversary by the way i don't know if i ever said that to you today happy anniversary you got your credit card honey do you have a credit card yeah i need your credit card honey okay that's fine okay so now what you will be doing is that nearby your nearby your home do you have do you have best buy honey this is dawn i'm sorry i have an idea i was thinking about it and what if instead what if instead of sending you for ten thousand dollars right now what if we just mail you a check would that help just a thought i'm going to give you back to don hello you want to write a tag oh no sorry again i'm sorry i was thinking if we sent you the check we could overnight it in the mail back to done i don't honey i don't know that we have stamps for that don again we do have plenty of stamps to do to do the overnight i just said the computer's telling me that uh it's going to take too much time i think we broke her but she doesn't even want to talk [Laughter] lose my job behind behind bars honey if you need me to talk to your boss and tell them that she's screwed up i'd i'd be more than happy dude no one's gotta no one's gotta get sent to jail oh yeah i only had an hour at a time it kind of reminds me of this are you still talking to her are you wait sorry she's writing tell me yes you have look on here do you have best buy near your home yes okay you have it right hey christy don here um hey i saw you were talking about best buy our neighbor's uh son actually works at best buy back so i don't know if i don't know if you're are you interested the best butt here honey is sitting right next to me hello okay all right so yes so now yes are you able to hear me loud and clear we put you back on speakerphone hello it's easier if we don't have to hand the phone back okay yeah now what you will be good yeah we have one speaker so we can i want to speak to only one person i want to speak to only one person not the both of you only one of us will talk who has got something one of us only one of us will talk we won't talk at the same time [Laughter] [Applause] yeah where do you think that phrase came from anyway it's in the bible it's in the bible so the corinthians all right kathy go ahead honey this is dawn maybe we should sing a song you seem very stressed out would it help if maybe we i will sing the bloody song later but right now i'm in a situation where i can leave my job and be behind bars so right now i'm not in the mood to sing for sure i'm so sorry are you referring to the bloody sleeves which one which him is that it's the easter song honey i am talking about my job i have a job i don't want to do good job okay can you just tell us how to give you your money back i don't want you to lose your job yes yeah so listen if you listen to me i will be able to tell you but you are more interested in singing rather than listening to me you want to sing i'd like to hear you sing again okay so what you have to do is that you have to go to best buy and you have to buy gift card from there okay you have to buy a gift card from best buy okay don't you know what's quarantined right now i only leave the house to get scratch tickets you and watermelon you have to pick the watermelon yourself you can't trust the people that shop for you my husband's really big in the melons no no no what i'm telling you that he doesn't these melons that are in the kitchen is what i'm talking about you can't see hello look at your computer look at your computer okay can we get a can we get a best buy caught online listen we're trying not to leave the house today yeah yeah we'd prefer at all online yeah we prefer no you cannot do that you have to go you have to go to the store can we order it ahead you think maybe we can call it that way we don't have to go in both of our masks are in the washing machine honey yeah well why don't we call best okay dot com i think if you're trying to go to a website it's dot-com at the end you know sometimes it's got dot gov honey and we'll place an order for some gift card pieces no you have to go to the store you cannot do it on the phone do you understand the situation right now 10 thousand is nothing for you but it will it is too much for me if you call it a pretty good amount it's a pretty good amount for me too you can buy every melon in the store so now just see listen i'm writing down everything over there you just simply follow my instructions that's it okay you told me to tell you how you can return the money so just pay attention okay what do you mean by four pieces i've never do we cut the we gotta buy a card and cut it up into pieces oh that's smart it's smaller that way we're gonna send it in for like four separate envelopes and maybe that's where they're trying to no no no no no no less risky that way okay that makes a lot of cases someone intercepts one of the envelopes they can only ever get one quarter of them i like the way you think no that's smart that's smart you're the listen you're the smart one here kathleen you're the smart are you listening are you listening to yourself how did you know you have to buy for 500. honey why not yeah i'll go get my phone honey christine yes we'll go pick them up but will you call it call them for us that way we don't have to go in honey it's getting dark out you know that neither of us should be driving yeah true let alone quarantine true okay okay wait wait let me help you okay let me help you okay let me help you you have the card in your hand right now you're gonna call me can you please stop typing and just talk to us you're wasting a lot of time you are not for someone who's worried about losing their job you're wasting an awful lot of time and there's a tv show on soon that my i'm missing i'm missing the curse of oak island honey it started 20 minutes ago 16 minutes ago yep it really was the last snap so you know tonight's gonna be the night they're gonna find shakespeare's manuscripts right yeah and i'm going to miss it live why don't we just call why don't we just call up why don't we just call our son we'll we'll call our son and he can go to the store for us okay we'll do it that way all right i'm gonna hang up and call my call my son he'll go to the store for us all right hello all right bye no what is it a good god i keep forget your name is very unmemorable catalina catalina okay hello [Applause] kimberly this is dong talking i'm saying we're gonna have our son go to best buy and buy the car listen no no no no you don't have to send anyone i will tell you how to do it from home okay i will tell you how to do it from home okay [Music] it's not better than having to go anywhere okay how do we do it from home i will tell you just give me two minutes okay give me two minutes i'm kind of interested in what they're gonna say normally they really push the cards or they might go to western union or something we'll find out i guess she won't even talk to us anymore i muted you for her by the way so you can talk just so you know oh my god she's pissed dude i feel like she like i can't tell if she can't actually hear us i don't sometimes i think she's just i feel like what happens like whatever like the the foamy baffling on their phone is they like yell so loud into it that it just breaks whatever like the foam shielding is yeah and that's eventually they get so moldy that it just ends up being like she just shut up it sometimes surprises me like that at this part of the scam they get so angry like this is the part where they should be patient you know yeah like you're so close yeah you know don't tell them to shut up now log into your bank account log into your bank account why would we do that hello log into it because we need to transfer the money right to uh from where it came from we need to transfer the money back so log into your account do you want me to do a wire transfer i will do everything you just simply log into the bank please please log into the back be real i have taken a lot of your time i know that please log into your account extra request okay my husband don this is dawn by the way i don't know if don is uh don is calling our our son to see if he can go to the store for us so i'll let you know no one no one has to go to the store nobody has to go no one has to go to the bank no no we're gonna he's gonna come pick us up and we're gonna go to best buy okay we'll take care of it no you do you do not have to go anywhere no he's already you don't understand my husband said he's already on his way my son is leaving from work to come help us tell him randall's on this way nobody needs to go our son is on the way to pick us up we're gonna go to best buy and we're gonna save gosh darn it if there's one thing i do today it's gonna be save your job lord help me if you lose your job hallelujah hallelujah hello are you able to hear me so listen nobody has to go to best buy okay nobody has to go to best buy here come home that's fine he's what five minutes away no need to come no need to come tell your son no need to come okay he needs to help he needs to help us how else are we going to get the gift card i will do it from here i will do it from here okay can i tell him not to come you have it do you need his number yeah right do you want to call myself you want to call me you call him you call him and tell him not to come okay i can't tell him what to do he makes his own choices he's an adult now i can't tell him not you i think he'd probably listen to you you got a nice one okay okay catherine it was a perfectly reasonable statement that i was about to say but i had i filtered it okay you understand how that works i don't what are we doing here christine please be picked i'm helping you to transfer the money back to me okay how our computer's not even working let me tell you okay be patient and i will help you out i am helping i am helping i just got a colossal cheer from someone says tell veritas he's doing great christmas graphic sync yeah yeah you do hunting uh you hang up and have a glass of water okay have a glass of water and i'm calling you back i also need some water okay i i'm spending a couple hours i haven't even had my okay lunch call a spin make sure you call this number 10 minutes make sure you call this number because yeah we're going to be in the car going to best buy so make sure you're here in like two minutes honey i'm calling you all right we don't have to all right call us back we're going to be on the way to best buy all right thank you i'm just i don't know what she's she might be trying to do zell or something on my on the bank of america spoof but it doesn't work so i didn't code that part yet but sorry are we are we is that the plan we're going are we going i don't want to i know i asked you from what well for like two three hours so i have no time constraints whatsoever okay i'm down i'm down for whatever i can stick around for a little bit and we can try to get some gift cards and stuff so good stuff [Music] announcement hello hello can you hear me yes i can hear you it's very hard to hear you is this kristin yes yes right okay christian we're on our way to best buy i've got my son driving my husband's sitting next to me in the back sorry you're gonna have to talk a lot louder why is the gps say we're 80 miles you have to buy four gift cards of 500 bye want me to buy gift we're gonna buy gift cards that's why we're going to best buy yes uh you want us to buy one gift card and cut it into four pieces four pieces yeah four pieces no no no all right you have to buy what do we do with the rest of the money though that's only five hundred dollars listen carefully listen to me carefully okay well i'm trying to listen let's just you're gonna have to talk louder you have to buy you have to buy four gift cards or five hundred 500 that will be 2 000 okay yeah but we owe you ten thousand dollars yeah let's start with 2 000 from best buy sorry my son was asking why we owe you ten thousand dollars food housing dollars gift card okay from best buy you will be buying five hundred dollars for gift card and the money will be two thousand dollars then you i will tell you where you have to go after that but first of all you go to best buy and buy four gift cards of 500 and the total money will be 2 000 okay i'm sorry i'm not gonna go i'm not gonna go to multiple places so you just buy this oh just buy it from the best buy first and then they will see sorry call out a second [Music] hold on turn down the music please okay go ahead what were you saying catherine but we're actually pulling into the store now okay can i just call you right back listen listen listen before you go to store listen to me we're pulling in we're pulling in right now he's just gonna get a parking lot or a parking spot okay can you hold on just a second listen parker yeah hello everybody say hi hello hi hi okay so now listen to me carefully okay all of you listen to me okay see one person can buy two thousand dollar gift card from best buy okay so each one of me so each one of you oh hi ma'am i just wanted to say hello my grandparents have been talking a lot about a lot about you um they they they're having me help them out with the gift card i just wanted to say hi wow i'm such an intelligent man yes [Music] [Applause] hello this is dawn hi this is dawn [Music] you want to talk to don okay [Music] hello this is don we're waiting outside of the store you want us to know it or not [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay each one of you have to buy two thousand dollars [Applause] have you ever seen the movie twister because that's what it sounds like i'm inside of a tornado right now i didn't hear anything you said [Music] [Music] we have your speakerphone now [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello hello [Applause] hello [Music] [Applause] yes [Music] [Applause] so it's very difficult to hear you i apologize [Music] [Applause] [Music] the only reason i know what's happening right now is because i've done this so many times she's telling me to go buy gift cards you're gonna have to repeat that it was very hard to understand your phone is breaking up when you talk to your phone is breaking okay [Music] why don't you take the front hello i'm not sure the problem's on your end honey but it sounds like it sounds like if you were to have taken the telephone and put it in the dishwasher and ran ran a spin cycle a couple of times that's what it sounds like i can't [Music] much better much better perfectly clear okay good so now listen to me there are three people right you your wife and your grandson right so each one of you will go [Music] listen to me [Music] [Applause] [Music] i brought my grandparents here to best buy i guess they had to get some kind of gift card for church or for you or whatever um i don't know what you're saying the phone is breaking up right now i'm just going to go in there i'm going to buy a couple gift cards and then we'll take care of it later because my grandpa wants to watch some television show i guess it's some kind of big deal i'm gonna go buy i'm gonna go buy some gift cards i'll take care of it i bought gift cards before so all right [Music] listen to me listen to me [Music] [Laughter] what is it with like the they all end up with the same weird i think a broken sound it might be just the bad quality like little headsets and she probably has it right next to her mouth because she thinks that we can't hear her things aren't going her way so therefore she talks loud you know actually you know what that is exactly how back in the day like xbox live when kids would be in the lobby and they were just hello this is dawn want to do it let's just say that he's in there buying gift cards like yeah we got the gift cards we've got four one hundred dollars this is very hard to listen to her oh very hard to listen because she's screaming so much yeah i mean i i i do like to farm some angry screaming from time to time but i admittedly yeah it can be hard to this is the scam baiting molten core [Music] she probably thinks the first one doesn't work hello this is dawn hello hello this is gohan who is this this is christine oh hi how are you how are you christine i can hear you now i'm fine yes okay you are outside the best buy right well our grandson is already in the store buying gift cards okay so what did you tell him well how much gift cards to buy ten thousand dollars you have told him to buy the gift card for ten thousand dollars well i just told him to buy as much as he could yeah and then to cut him into four pieces oh no no no you do not have to cut them okay so i wrote it by mistake you do not have to cut anything okay once he brings you the gift card i will tell you the good news is we didn't bring any scissors so what we would have had to wait until we got to cut them anyway so okay very good very good very good so now listen to me okay once he comes back any kind of gift card he wants from best buy buy as much as he can ten thousand dollars whatever it is use my credit card very good very good you are an intelligent woman now listen trying to see if anyone has tv on their phone because he's trying to watch oh my god okay so now listen to me once you're oh he's coming where's your grandson hey donnie careful katherine's on the phone what's that what's going on honey hey we got jen's speaker phone again can you hear us this is good yes i can hear you can you hear me oh very good very good so now tell me one thing is your grandson back after purchasing the gift card is he back he's walking back he's walking back right now yeah we can see him he's walking back right now okay very good so once he comes back to you was the last time we saw him he's got a baseball hat on too he didn't have a baseball head on before no best buy sold baseball apps all right he's getting into a different car yeah i don't think that was him i don't think that your grandson is why we shouldn't this is why we shouldn't be driving honey we can't even recognize our own it's okay now listen to me now yeah don't tell me listen to me don't listen to me um once we get the gift cards what do we what do we do with them should we just go back to the house no no listen to me no no no no no no no no no no no no no no listen to me yeah okay listen baby listen to me listen to me okay once you're once your son like your grandson comes back to you with the gift card you will go to the store and then you will buy the gift card because best buy gives you only two thousand dollar gift card in one day so if three of you go one by one for two thousand dollars then it will be six thousand dollars okay you give me six thousand dollars you can keep the rest of it yeah what if we cut it no you do not have to cut it off no need to cut it no need to cut it well one part of the chip is on every card yeah that makes a lot of sense no listen to me no listen to me how about this just keep quiet one of the car will cut down your finger on your lips or something i don't know how big they how big did they 5 500 if it's a 500 card how many pieces is that to me excuse me and listen please for god's sake listen to me mom i'm speaking out here please i beg you listen to me you do not have to cut anything and you do not have to cut anything what you have to do once your grandson comes back with the gift card let me know okay okay well all right honey i can't go buy more carbs i'm the only one who brought a credit card so it's just gonna have my name on it no problem you can you can use that card as many times as you want that is not a problem okay my husband and i didn't bring masks and we're high risk so we're not going in there you can take it from you can take it from your grandson you can take the mask from your son go inside buy more cars and then come out i'll ask my grandson to go buy something else like a television or a plate yeah we'll get something there's no way i'm wearing that thing yeah it looks like a little okay okay okay okay okay wait wait listen to it once your grandson is back okay once your grandson once your grandson comes back to you with the gift card let me know i am on the line okay then we will decide what to do after that okay okay okay so just wait let's wait for your grandson a little bit then we'll call you in a little bit i am on the phone i am coming i do that just to make him upset hey so we literally i was daydreaming dude like as if i was just watching your stream and i busted out laughing and then instantly hit me oh my god i'm on the street it's crazy somehow dude it's fine she didn't notice uh it's moments like that where i realized that like she she thinks that we genuinely believe you can cut a gift card and make more money like she actually thinks we've just figured out how to split the atom so quite a petrol motion and we're almost at the house hello hello hi this is don this is don doing speaking hello i am christine i'm christine what oh you caught you from crispy this is pristine krispy kreme not krispy kreme christine christine christine hey open one nearby hey guys stop the car what kind of donuts do you want did we win i did we win something for christmas trees ma'am this is christine oh chris let me pick them oh getting us donuts hello yeah i don't know christine yes christine you'll be tweeting to me right now oh hi christine this is dawn don't do it yes right okay we got the gift cards we're heading back to the house we'll be there soon how many gift cards how many gift cards four of how much money we have scissors at home so don't worry about it no i'll call you with a new it's just a completely ridiculous scenario i think she believes that we're gonna cut this the card that's probably one of my favorite parts i right now announcement announcement 60 seconds someone actually okay hello hello hi this is dawn do it i'm just busy cutting up a card hold on no no listen do not start the car hold on i'm a little busy right now hold on we're trying to cut it we're trying to cut them into five pieces each so it'll make ten thousand dollars no you don't have to cut the card ma'am do not don't cut it not do not care it's really hard to cut with these scissors so if you want to get the other ones yeah no no listen check your message take your message check your phone take your message hey hold on a second almost done cutting this one no okay so that should be five pieces ten pieces listen listen don't listen to me we have one more card i have one more card i have to cut honey so hold on a second and then we'll be no we'll be ready to go hold up evenly around the center oh no the first one i cut into like shivers like little like diamonds almost i'll cut this one into straight lines five straight lines no you don't have to you don't have to you don't have to you don't have to you don't have to you do not have to cut the card you do not have to cut the card i don't mind listen listen to me listen to me listen to me listen to me listen to me listen listen listen are you able to hear me is that the last one honey yep one more cut one more slice hold on we do not have to cut the gun okay i'll fix 20 pieces good very good i'm proud of you hey teamwork makes a dream work huh good show yeah i knew we could do it thank you no that's not a good show i told you not to cut the card and you cutted it what are you talking about you told us not to cut the cards you specifically you specifically said your message check your phone check your message take your phone and send you the message do not cut the card i don't get text i don't get text messages did you send us a text message okay okay no problem no problem okay let's arrange the card okay you have cut the card okay so first of all tell me what was the amount of the card uh two thousand dollars worth of cards four but divided by five and then divided by two yeah so two there were five hundred dollars and four different cards but we cut them up okay good into multiple pieces 20 different pieces which would make twenty different ten thousand i believe is it too late to get powerpoint back on the computer no by the way my husband's asking do we have a powerpoint on the computer still just out of curiosity shut up listen listen to me first of all tell me are you able to hear me oh just barely just barely you're a little bit quiet puts me off from speaker put me off from speaker and one person speak to me one person speak to me okay okay okay hello yes dawn uh so first of all yeah so don't stop first of all tell me one thing okay now tell now tell me one thing that you have got all the pieces over there right exactly 20 pieces over there right one minute one two three four five tiny effort in cutting the cards right a lot of effort right before you got arthritis like we do uh yeah it's quite a lot of effort honey yes now listen now listen to me carefully can you uh can you arrange the cards like the way it was like can you join the pieces back together and make them back in the car that our grandson is putting a picture tell her our grandson is taking a picture our great our grandson's gonna take a picture and send it to you if you'd like go in front of your computer and turn on your computer first of all go in front of the future and turn on your computer [Applause] i don't understand why they removed powerpoint it doesn't make a lot of sense to me i feel like that was maybe a mistake but we can resolve that later turn on the computer the computer is showing it's off uh no it's tell her hey it's don again you're on speakerphone okay uh so tell me one thing okay so he took a picture with his cell phone this is one of the cards i don't know if you can see it or not this is one of the first cards i did unfortunately can i speak to your grandson i cut it up into this like what would you call it almost like the card was shattered okay listen listen can i speak to your grandson can i speak to your grandson uh yeah yeah are you on the computer or what was that [Applause] oh hello this is russell hello yes yes okay so can you hear me clearly uh yeah who's this i'm talking to you oh is that is this um christy my grandma's been talking about it yeah yeah i am christy she said yeah so before we just said that you were looking forward before we do it a boyfriend or is that can you shut up right now and listen to me i'm talking about something important over here so let's focus on that and after that i will talk about the boyfriend thing okay what's right first of all turn on the computer okay turn the computer on okay yeah the computer is actually on right now um i i uploaded a picture of um a google play one of the google play cards knowing me it's off restart the computer restart the computer restart the computer turn it off completely and start it once again okay yeah i i actually have to well i actually have to go in a minute so yes um but let me i'm not looking to make you my boyfriend i'm i'm interested in girls you know i'm interested in girls i'm not into boys so please well i have a sister not the computer my sister is available if i could i could give you i'm not interested in your sister well how do you know you haven't even met her and turn it on we will talk about it later i haven't she's very nice you do right now she's very nice so i'm sorry i'm restarting the computer ma'am calm down i cannot calm down can you understand that your grandmother has cut off the cards oh i helped her are you stupid why will you cut a gift card because i don't know she said that that's what you were supposed to i don't know i it's some sort of thing that you told her to do uh i thought maybe it was no i did not tell her to i did not tell her to cut the cards i never told her i wanted the number like when when you scratch once [Music] grandpa grandma i'm gonna go get i'm gonna go give the phone back to my grandma you're gonna have to talk to her about this no no i want to speak to you i want to speak to you i want to speak to you she said she's this is dawn hello hello yes hello yes yes i want to speak to you i'm not here i want to speak to you we're all here don's here oh russell's here hi okay everyone say hi everyone hello hello yeah okay can you hear us hello so here's what we want to know hello hello yes hello hello where's christine how many people are listening to this phone call are you the refund man oh is this can we talk to christine please uh my mom i'll be assisting you further from here would you please let me know how many people are listening to this conversation at this time [Music] i just want to keep talking to what's your name so hang up i hung up my wrong number oh geez oh god dude my abs are this is like a legit workout i love it and all and our son our son's name has now transitioned from randall to russell oops this is russell okay well sorry about that actually technically our son was randall yeah we have a grandson and a son there's little things like that that happened that they usually don't pick up on but i mean if they actually cared listening i got tape here so i think i can like if i can figure it out i should be able to pretend like we piece a card back together oh that's good yeah and then maybe we go ahead and we could like redeem a card and hopefully they'll be like screaming upset and we'll be like oh you know what we'll just take like we'll take it from here our grandson knows how to do it and we'll just kind of end with them being upset and redeeming cards or whatever you got to go watch your tv show that whole that whole thing yeah when you tivo something it gets put on a set time later and if you miss it then you miss it it's one you got one more chance that's how the netflix works the netflix oh yeah sorry the timer's running folks sorry about that i'll cut i'll try calling her back now hi kathleen yes i am i'm christine not kathleen oh chris i'm christine christie um we wanted to we just wanted to uh follow up we restarted our computer so there's one of the google cards my i don't know if you can see this or not but there's one of the google cards my grandson bought for five hundred dollars that one like cut up into more than five pieces because i hadn't quite done the math yet but okay can you do one thing uh can you like uh take the picture of the card like the back side of the card okay so you don't you don't want this one you don't want the front you want the back yeah yeah i want the back side of the card like all the back side or with all the p though all the backside of that google card what do you need on the back side can you take it on the on the back side there is uh this the area where you can scratch like uh you know like there's on the back side of the car there is like a silver layer on the card you have to scratch it you have to scratch let's make it quick take the picture of the back side real quick let's do it fast okay let's do it first and do the same with all the cards okay like take the picture off the back side randall russell what's this man with names okay carrie my grandson's gonna come over and take a picture of one of the cards and see if you just do one thing you take or you tell him to come to the phone okay i will speak to him it's important okay what's on the back of the card is that important yeah yeah yeah i need the numbers on the back of the card i need the number i wonder if we tried to tape the cards back together would that help yes good that is yeah that's right i thought you wanted me to cut the cards why did we cut the cards i don't know i think that there was some miscommunication but no problem you arrange the card back together and then take the pictures of the four cards okay get some tape give me a second yeah this one it goes right here do not use the tape no need to tape it no need to tape it next to that one what makes you think that it would stick out like that honey is it a beer or an eight hold on it's like a puzzle hold on we love puzzles arranged already so this one could if this one goes here now that one's for the other card honey look they both got the google on it okay so my grandson said he can use the computer oh you know what i just realized the tool that they're using to to view my computer hello it's gonna be really hard to redeem cards because they can control it like very easily but i can try hello yeah hello yaya hello have you arranged the card have you worked on it work it off okay very good work on it my grandson is my own wife my grandson's working on it sorry i hit you on okay good i need you too close to my i think i hit you too close to the computer for a second i accidentally did you hear her say i can hear my own voice i accidentally played her voice back to her trying to think of what to do now because the tool that they use to control the computer i can't stop them from like locking my um um he could um i was gonna say he could like enter it on his ipad and like screenshot it or like he could type it in i could disconnect the internet maybe and see if we can do it intermittent you got to do the whole like reconnect paste the whole thing in and just be like quickly hit accept maybe because there's a delay right yeah do the whole like yes okay okay have you arranged all the four cards well we got the first one done i think some of the other ones are a little bit more okay okay first of all tell me the number of the first card uh my grandson's actually got the card in the other room he said he knows how to handle it so okay randall we can try to get him get his attention but he's got the laptop hey kelly i just want you to know we really we're really sorry for everything that happened you know in terms of your job um don say sorry she's on speaker yeah make sure we you know we tell her we're sorry for the stress that well i guess it's not our fault is it it wasn't our fault i'm not i mean i'm not the one that typed in the numbers into their crappy system honey yeah never mind kelly we're not sorry never mind i take it back it looks like a storm's burning outside honey oh my god speaking of twister but um hey i wanted to just is your boss gonna be okay with should we just mail you the google play cards or just take honey no no no you are going to take the picture of all the four cards the backside with the numbers all the four pictures you take it and keep on your computer i will see it and i will take the picture from there yes okay have you arranged the other four cards i don't know why my play store isn't loading let me try again no not yet it's going to take a while we cut them up into too many pieces but we're working on it okay please arrange them yeah please that will be a very big favor for me so what happens with the what happens with the cards after you like the numbers which you will give me i will get the money in the account from that okay great yes yeah well thank god that my grandson knows how to do all this yes is that your boss you are a very lucky woman was that your boss we were talking to earlier by the way yes that was my boss you hit the mute button on the phone honey i don't hear anything oh i took it off speakerphone sorry okay it's okay that's better thank you excuse me don did you get any other cards we're going as fast as we can i'm trying to tape them together honey but this is like i feel like i'm doing a rubik's cube here you know how many possible combinations there are all these little slivers you did they're all the same size well i dressed like the little codex thing you know you know what i'm talking about right i don't know what you're talking about but you know i don't know that's a yes yes like for cleaning things oh the ouija board honey i don't and the candles oh yeah that's down in the uh that's in the basement have you arranged the cards uh yeah i have two i have two of them uh my grand my grandson's taking care of it in the other room i guess okay so now you have the two of them and the one is with your grandson where is the other one there were four right yes yeah so and tell him to take the pictures of all the four cards the number on the back side of the card yes take the pictures of all the four cards like the back side of the card okay all right we have you on speakerphone hello yeah i should be hello yeah i'll be right back okay i'm just taking care of it ma'am i'm getting all the cards entered in here are you on the court okay but before that no i'm not on the computer you have turned your computer off restart the computer and after that do not touch it turn off your computer and restart it you have got a very very old computer there it's migrating turn it off and turn it on again yes my computer is my house is actually pretty nice yeah if i do say so much restart the computer yeah restart the computer please please restart the computer please restart the computer please restart the computer um have you done it well no i'm just trying to make sure i get everything uh typed out i'm trying to type the numbers because i've done that okay just do that honey where's the uv light you put [Music] yeah i'm just redeeming it so you get the money i believe that's how it works no you do not have to redeem the card you have to give me the number my grandpa my grandpa went through the pain of you know putting the puzzle back together and i assume do you want the money from the card i guess because is that correct yes because i gave him ten thousand dollars by mistake what why did you do that yes because i am speaking from microsoft i work for microsoft and i was supposed to give him a refund of 300 and by mistake he have put 10 000 in the account and he got 10 000 hey this is dawn are you all crazy hello this is don this is don speaking um why are you yelling at my grandson because he's redeeming the card he's taking the money from the card which i was supposed to do do you not do you not need the money i need the money and he is taking the money from the card no i'm tell her i'm giving her the money i typed it into the google i've typed i typed it in the google right now he's lying right now he's redeeming the card i don't know what that done what is what is she talking about you listen listen roland you simply take the pictures of all the four cards and put it on your computer that's it no i think i think what who's rolling and then turned off i think my gran i think my grandson's trying to redeem the cards it's just i know he's here why didn't he just renaming the card what why is he redeeming the card who told him to redeem the card she doesn't see this part i i did you did no i did not tell him to redeem the car i told him to take the picture off the backside of the card we put it back together for you okay what was the master taken care of it says 500 was added to the balance um that's perfect god well we're gonna be done with this soon huh oh thank goodness do we have to do them all one at a time then or what's that listen listen listen listen to me listen i got the second one i just finished up right now why don't we just teamwork this like you read the codes i'll redeem them and grandma you uh you talked to um what's her name you talked to katherine okay that's fine you guys take care of it listen listen hello yeah this is dawn i'm in the other room they're they're just going to take care of redeeming don't listen don't don't listen to me don't listen to me don't listen to me i want the card number i want the card number do not give your son the card number i want the card number why are you giving it to him no my husband and my grandson are redeeming the cards for you so you get the money all right no if he [Music] maybe i'll call you another time i guess you wanted to meet my great daughter listen to me listen i think you wanted to meet my granddaughter so i'll make sure i'll to call you back later and we'll do that all right no listen listen listen listen to me listen to me listen to me are you deaf are you just they're almost done with the second card all right listen listen listen listen listen i'm gonna give you i'm gonna give you the my yeah i'm gonna give you put your back on speakerphone let me go let me go back over there okay uh my grandpa was doing a great job we got the next card uh yes typed in yes very good now now listen now listen read me the card number read the card number read the card number to me read the card number two c4fa eight three h three four f one m k a three h nine j z all right wait wait wait oh was it repeat once again repeat once again apparently it's an eight at the end so i'm having trouble actually using the computer right now the computer is locked for some reason it's g4 f a a3 s9 right before right don how did we fix that before well maybe okay just put the other one just put the other one put the other one put the other one on the computer oh no i can use my mouse now okay it looks like it's fine wait wait go ahead and honey dance no no no no you do not have to redeem the card you do not have to redeem the card do not redeem the card okay it says 500 has been added they were so tiny but now we're gonna turn them into confetti but we gotta do that little card now that little one it's kind of funny you made hello the google play cards just like the google play logo hello are you can you hear me can you hear me just barely pretty quiet okay now listen listen listen listen one by one you have to listen one by one you have to read the card number to me to me okay do not redeem tell me the card number tell me the card number honey my grandson's actually just doing it on his other computer because our computer is not dying very well i'm telling you to tell me i know he's got he's taking care of the third card on this on his own laptop because the bars just isn't working very well but hopefully the other thing we could do is um log into your bank of america log into your bank login to your bank login to your bank catherine did you put powerpoint back on your computer yes okay because maybe maybe we could make a powerpoint for you that way you know you know you know if you if you draw a picture on a powerpoint and then you change it just a little bit and then you copy paste it a whole bunch if you hold down the spacebar when you're playing it it's like a flipbook i make little animations okay but now yes right you're right you're right you're right yes so now listen listen listen yeah listen to me listen to me that was pretty impressive listen to me listen to me don listen to me i think she's talking to me yes listen to me do you want don yes john i'm talking i'm right here i'm right here okay yes now listen what you have to do you have to read the card number to me read the card number and tell me the card number yeah this last one i don't think we're gonna be able to figure it out i cut it into too many and you guys could kind of okay okay okay so now read the card number to me read the card number the card number read the card number well the problem the problem is this this card we've got right here it's it's just got a hole in it we're missing a piece okay the one which you are not missing the piece read that card number to me there were four cards we already redeemed those [Applause] did you take care of the third one yeah i told you about the testosterone it just it's just poor and coursing through this kid's veins he's a he's insane yeah we got the three cards taken care of the fourth one's a little bit too hard for us to do that what do you want us to do with that let me i'm going to look under the table we might have dropped the piece on the floor honey okay okay listen okay listen to me listen to me first of all first of all turn or turn on your computer and do not touch your computer turn on your computer turn on your computer did you find something in there darling [Music] how long has it been since i've had a chance to finish the june sudoku you can know how long it's been hello hello hello hello yes can you log into your bank account ma'am can you please log into your bank account because is remaining right so please log into your bank account but i don't know how to just like leave them hanging i don't know if we please log into your bank account i can log in but i also have never test to test it to see hello i think she can't hear me yes one minute okay you can talk she won't hear you all right i can't move my mouse on the computer okay just one minute yes yes okay so now log into your bank right now just log into it okay what do you think verify that we bought the cards i tried to make the transaction i just don't know if it'll work because i haven't i only just started using this we could say that we want to sing a song is it two t's or how did i spell my name is this how we spelled it d-e-w i got cataracts i can't see this tiny font on this little zoom meeting window i think that's how we spelled it i don't know if this will work but i'll just try it uh and if it doesn't show up as oh wait but if it shows up as a trend if it doesn't show up as a transaction we'll just say i used my credit card instead of my debit card or something that she might not know the difference what if my grandson says like oh gosh it's not working oh i know why i cut that internet connection i don't see what i'm doing right now hey kathleen yeah click on reload click on reload okay i'm trying it's just not working you simply log into the bank like you you always do okay yes yes right because no because uh you redeemed the card which i never told you to why the why the hell did you redeem the card did i tell you to redeem the world do not use language like that in this household cover your ears honey we don't speak can you tell yeah one thing that why did you redeem the card did i tell you to redeem the card huh just to be safe why did you redeem the card you log into the bank and do not redeem any card you need the money correct you needed the money so you took the money back you took the money back my grandson assured me that i can't find the ouija playing chat where where to go your son is lying to you you have redeemed the card means you have the money now i didn't get any money when did you tell give me any information no you did not actually that would work you took the card and you redeemed it and you are using the card now what we can use it for the ouija board it's got a hole in it it's just connection issues anyway with the computer i'm trying to load my bank here i think the ouija boards in the bathroom i i was using it a couple weeks ago i totally forgot i i completely forgot that that's where it ruins the cardboard when you get the water on it from the bathtub come on hey um cindy um okay honey we're getting tired i just realized we haven't eaten dinner okay okay okay so before you go okay um we're just gonna mail you um the google play card that we cut up into about 13 pieces write down the email no no no i mean you have it's the redmond washington address correct um microsoft and redmond washington listen to me will you listen to me do you care about listening to me let me read off the addresses no no no no listen to me listen to me it's one microsoft way one microsoft way and then put your name again chrissy christine kathy listen to me listen to me listen to me listen listen are you all people mentally go are you gone caves are you crazy excuse me we might be old but that's very rude if you decide that's just nothing to poke fun listen possibly that's three hours ago you said my husband and i were very smart yes because you are not listening to me now what i'm saying is that i remember you have got the final piece of that raised us for cutting the cards you said we did a very good job no together smart kid brain to put this puzzle back together and save it down you don't like people doing it for you well you do it yourself honey i'm not putting that back together listen to me filthy millennials listen to me listen to me please i'm requesting you please listen right we're here we're trying to do business all right please okay uh first of all do one thing you log into your bank accounts right now okay leave everything else log into your bank account okay so what's the song it was like no okay hello hey this is dawn we're gonna mail it to please log into your bank please log into your bank account this is christine and i'm telling you that please log into your bank account right now please i beg you i'm i'm begging you i'm folding my hands and i'm begging you literally please log into your bank account please log into your blog catherine catherine listen to me my husband put all of the pieces it's i would say it's about 40 pieces into an envelope we're mailing it to one microsoft way you can pick it up whenever it gets there and deal with this yourself but you can't treat us as if we're not just the pieces of google play cards the pieces of your job yes i understand it but right now you know that i have lost eight thousand is still with you so please log into your bank account please ma'am i'm requesting you please log into your bank account just sing your song your job is saved good day to you no my job is not saved you have 8 000 remaining with you i think at this point i'm just i'm just gonna hang up on her every time you say good day it just makes you think of willy wonka good day oh unfortunately i ca my we just recently spoofed the the bank of america demo and i don't know if i can get it so the transaction shows up and i don't so it's iffy if i i might be better to just hang up on them and let them fester in their own anger and maybe they'll call back next week or something so get my cell phone number yeah i'll take it from here you got it

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Published: Mon Mar 22 2021