Most Ridiculous Way I've Shut Down A Scam (Full Call)

hello hello yes i'm not having trouble with hello yes i can hear you miss go ahead hello ma'am you hear me yes yes i can hear you i'm maybe in trouble wait this road runner is email right what do they do it says roadrunner email hello yes i'm here you are having trouble with what you're just so quiet hello let me turn my phone up hold on do you hear me hello uh yes yes now i hear you now now i can hear you all right please give me your callback number first oh well i hear you just fine right now but my callback number okay give me your fallback number yes three three thank you miss yeah now please tell me the exact problem you are facing with your email um okay yes so i'm having quite a few problems with my um my computer really but my i can't access my my emails anymore after i updated my computer my grandson had helped me set up my emails on my computer what do you call it the the mail button and right now i'm i'm not able to to do it after i updated my computer give me your first name what it's your name your name oh my name i thought you were talking about sorry yes this is candice name candace c-a-n-d-i-s right no ma'am the connection is so bad your voice is breaking up your callback number is 33. two zero seven no no it's i'm gonna call you back okay wait for the call and you he said the connection is really bad i'll pause it this is going to be a tough one but we'll see they do email support so i'm i'm still gonna try the windows rg thing when i've done the email scams before they basically just um they try to do password recovery and stuff to get into your email and sometimes they'll they'll say that there's other problems but really they just want your email and they use it as an excuse to like change your password and crap so they can sign up for other things and go through your email but let's see what i'll do i don't know um can he not call me let's see if i blocked the number how did i see a bunch of people saying ark did great today i didn't really uh i think i bought more on friday as opposed to just tuesday i only checked uh gamestop at one point that's it [Music] yeah i mean everything probably did good today right because there's like a week of it not doing good okay i'm gonna call him back get flexing this portfolio i bought game stop it 250. okay just relax don't listen to anything do you hear me yes hello hello yes yes i hear you're so good thank you give me a second here good so good alan what is he doing hello all right candice you there yes hello i'm here man hi um i just was hoping i could open up a support ticket do i have to send my computer in the mail or what do i do no no just give me a moment yes your callback number is 3392 what yes are you calling me back okay bye i just realized i may have been giving him the wrong number to call me back on but it was one of my numbers but it might have just been the wrong number i wasn't giving him someone else's there it is hello this is candace yeah press one if you'd hello hello this is candice yeah do you hear me candice yes thank god now i hear you a lot better thank you so much miss oh okay what was the problem before yes the voice now please tell me the exact problem you are facing with your email please well if i knew the exact problem i probably wouldn't be calling you now would i okay no issues please give me your email address but i can explain it i had my grandson help me set up my mail quite a few years ago and i use it for everything but i had to update my windows recently over the weekend and now i can't get my email no issues please give me your email address well i have two emails okay first of all give me the primary email well i hate to say it but i don't use my road when i run that much i use my my tomorrow.com okay ma'am first of all let me read it back to you what you gave me it's i love you i just the letter u okay it's i l o v e u as in uncle and then x is an x-ray o as in oscar x is in x-ray o as in oscar 2001 right for little hug little kids and then or whatever what was the movie where he said little hug little kiss nacho libre do you hear me yes i don't remember being a huge like give me the roadrunner email ma'am oh my road winner i'm pretty sure is c dot be real um 11. ky for kentucky i'm sorry c dot be [Music] 11 ky ky for kentucky yeah and then that's it it's c dot bdl 11 ky and then how does it end i don't know how road runner works i don't know what to say that's that's my whole email it's the road give me the okay first of all you will have to listen to me what i'm saying okay ma'am then i will be able to help you if you wouldn't understand me or if you wouldn't hear me how would i will be able to help you i don't please calm down very good at computers so it doesn't matter miss you are so good at hearing that matters you'll have to forgive me okay first of all give me any other callback number if you have please no like it's just you're not very allowed that's all i can hear you clearly okay do you have any other call back number apart from this one no okay i just turned you up all the way on my phone i don't like to turn it up too much because i don't want my battery level to go down but for now it's all right turn it up all the way how do you spell your first name tell me c-a-n-d-i-c-a candice right yes candace candice and your last name candice r-e-e-l my middle name so just b that's why it's c b real 11 k one and this be real okay now to verify your email address it's september 21st 19 a year yes 19 52 okay now tell me one thing only miss real are you still using spectrum services yes okay and whose name under the spectrum bill yours or somebody else is like your husband well it's to tell you the truth i'm you yes it's under my husbands okay and what's his name call i call and i change every year between my husband and me i cancel it and get a new account and i flip flop that way i get the brand new customer plan but don't tell okay okay no switcher just don't tell the sales people they eat it up okay i don't think that you gave me your correct roadrunner email well i don't really use it anymore so i don't know if that's the right one but i'm pretty sure that's it can you help me with my computer and my email though yes that that's yes yes indeed yes but don't worry all right okay it's quite difficult for me oh my god you are super good you are super good okay now please tell me are you in front of your computer right now well i am i am okay and the computer you are using it's a windows 10 computer i believe right uh i think it's eight or nine i've been trying to update it to 10 though okay no issues so please go ahead and open sorry i think it's the really good one i don't doubt it thank you now please open a fresh page of your internet browser like google chrome internet explorer or mozilla firefox open any one of them okay internet explorer sometimes it works it's kind of a roll of the dice ma'am please listen better than ever that's kind of what life was like back to chocolates or internet expo ma'am [Music] yes i'm telling you to listen to me but you are keep telling me the stories okay what story i don't what oh my god i don't have time for stories i need to get my email fixed because i that's a very important email from the church bake sale organizer it's two words candace wait that's two syllables this what candice yeah do you hear me yes i can hear you then please do not speak while i'm telling you something okay no i would never interrupt you ma'am you are people shuffling me you are keep interrupting me now did you open your browser yes you opened the internet explorer did you here i'm going to give you a website address and you need to type that address in the top search bar in your internet explorer can you do it i i think so uh first of all first of all please tell me what do you exactly see at the top search bar in your internet explorer what's already in there tell me well whenever i open the internet explorer it takes me to a website that is it tells you six different ways to look younger okay listen to me feel younger i don't want to listen number three will blow your mind oh god oh my god the first section says coconut cocoa butter lip balm is the bee's knees that's all i can see on the screen right now okay ma'am yes hello [Music] i'm here okay do you see at the top search bar just listen what i'm saying i'm saying the top search bar in your internet explorer what do you see in there does it say anything like https colon forward slash forward slash www.something.com yes remove that make the bar blank first just the http part or the whole part remove everything all part everything from the bar even the part that says john jacobs blog net.wordpress.com i mean it i mean it yes everything okay hold on a minute you are so my god i don't believe this can this be real sorry you can't hear me right now did you remove everything i almost didn't even want to show them windows rg edition this guy's so spicy i don't even know what to do like i want to but also i don't know what to do i don't know yes hello sorry i set my phone down for a minute because i had to scratch my ear did you remove everything well i removed everything except the dot-com that because you have to go there why aren't you why aren't you understand this i want you to remove everything make the bar blank but the dot com is how you go on the website i don't want you to go for that i want you to remove that okay well if you say so mister you don't have to be showing do as i say only if you need my help you will have to follow me or i will hang up in your face right now sorry what did you say did you remove anything yes there's nothing there now now please go ahead keep mom and keep typing there are you ready for typing i will give you the web address are you ready for what oh wait i will give you the website address you need to i do have one question though when i type it does it have to it's okay sometimes you have to type the www but other times you don't have to type the w w w w i don't understand i do not have time for this i do not have time for this do you hear me i do not have time for your question just do as i say okay okay all right okay so please type there www dot we do have to type them in w just make sure you tell me if we don't have to type the w's all right 3ws you have to type it www dot type it yeah i did www dot now type h as in henry all right e as in echo is that g as in gecko or e as an echo no e as in echo okay h a he no no why are you keep over talking to me listen to me what did you type so far uh ages in hotel e is in eight yeah l as in larry now dot com no p as in peter amazon mary no oh n are you stupid no this is candice what did you type so far tell me h e l p n and now e as in echo but i already typed that after the oh never mind okay dot com dot net not com it's dot net n e t net okay please read it back to me no no oh my god just stop oh my god no yes just.net okay please read it back to me from the beginning yes okay w w dot dot h e do not spell out its www isn't it what did you say healthy.net no help me help me what do you need help with i thought you were helping me yes i'm helping you and i'm you are so stupid www dot h-e-l-p m yes that's what i wanted you to type right here now please hit the enter key on your keyboard hit the enter key now the one on the right side or the middle side yeah the one on the right side e and t e r enter okay normally my grandson helps me with these things but he's quite busy right now he was over at my house this weekend playing with one of his friends don't worry miss i'm not your grandson i'm a lot smarter than your grandson okay well i don't know about that he's gonna be the president someday please tell me what do you see on the screen i do not have time for this kid phobia he was spelling me with that word tell me i don't even know what do you see on the screen now i don't think i can even the world's worst speller you know i used to be an adventurer like you too until i took it what do you see on the screen what do you see on the screen uh establish support connection please do not say a single word just keep quiet and listen to me and do as i say okay so no single words is in single syllables or do i have to i don't want i listen to me listen to me just shut up i want you to not to say any single word to me until i will ask you anything okay what are you hard of hearing what do you need me to say are you hard are you hard of hearing i can hear you no are you hard of hearing are you dead is my voice too hard for you i could speak softer i'm sorry no no absolutely no no no no no oh my god okay what do you see on the screen what do you see on the screen please tell me i will hang up in your face otherwise now there's my hair is not in my face i can see perfectly fine it says establish support connection but thank you put your name in the name bar there put your name in the name bar okay just like it says only first name all right now i'm going to give you yes i am okay all right okay read it back only once click on the continue there okay now click on the yes allow access left click or right click oh never mind left click left click it says this is a trial account i hope it's a free trial click on yesterday click for things that's not right you should be able to try yeah [Music] rocky road as i've given oh my god oh my god oh my god click on the yes allow access okay now click on the download application only once [Music] hold on a moment download application click on that for some reason i don't really see anything download application at the bottom left hand corner yes download application my screen isn't loading um just wait it's just blank hold on just wait okay just wait oh download applications yes click on that only once the yellow button okay yes the yellow button yes click on that download application now just wait just wait now candice do you hear me holy smokes thank you do you hear me candace uh yes i can really please have a look at man have a look at the bot oh my god have a look at the bottom do you see a downloaded file under the name of go to assist.exe open file click on the open file and then click on the run click on run yeah click on run okay did you run it you know we better push it real good here ellen because this is taking a long time just wait now do not do anything do not do anything just wait now okay okay we are almost there and i must tell you this at the end you did a wonderful job like a real tech savvy oh well now i'm moving the mouse i've had a lot of i've had a lot of practice yourself with my green leave the mouse miss leave the mouse leave the mouse okay i'm moving the mouse all right so i wasn't sure if i should do the windows rg or not but i figured worst case scenario i just played off like my grandson put it on here you know or he'll lose his mind i haven't forgotten you i'm still here what oh windows could not okay just give me a second okay thank you now show me how do you access into your email for a guy who's so spicy he's completely clueless about this well i used to have a little i what do they call it i uh i don't have that after i update it to the newest version okay just give me a second here okay thank you are you still there you've gone silent i am i am okay okay great do you need it it looks like you're struggling do you need help no miss i'm not struggling this is unbelievable he's just back he just he he just keeps going ma'am all this is perfectly normal in my 13 years of experience as a microsoft certified technique hey i've seen this many times and i assure you everything is okay yes it says i like sponges and i'm inclined to agree i quite like myself what do you see here that cute little paperclip looking fella says i like sponges no just just forget about this one here now you need a picture it's saying do not take your mouse oh oh at the top it says microsoft word rg do not touch your mouse yes so do not touch the computer at all all right you don't have to tell me twice now how do we get that little how do i get that little paperclip fella to follow me around on the computer i like that maybe he can help with the email hello yes i'm here okay well what exactly do we do to get the computer working do you think have you ever seen marry you like this if you would let me say something i will tell you but you are not letting me to say anything how it would work you will have to shut your mouth up oh are you talking about my stove can you hear it i can i can't hear high pitched frequencies anymore do you hear me uh yes why don't you read this ma'am just read i'm typing on your screen i just wrote it down do not touch your mouse and then i highlight it please stop speaking and please listen to me okay so stop talking and listen to me are you with me hello hello hello please go ahead tell me what do you want to say okay yes i'm here i'm i'm here what do you want to say okay thank you miss i really appreciate it yeah now tell me one thank you for giving me permission tell me one thing did you click on any suspicious or any hostile link in your email or on any website did you well i hardly think anybody would send me something hostile and did you let somebody use your email or any of your device or share any type of information i'm not very superstitious i mean i i am a little stitches but i'm not that superstitious so i i don't i'm not talking about superstitious i'm saying that would have gotten by me suspicious i said not superstitious oh oh suspicious well there was this one email i received it told me it said somebody saw me in all of my computer and i didn't have my robot and that i had to send them a bytecoin or they were going to put it on my facebook and i email i emailed them right back then i said heavens no i always have my robot and i don't know what a bitcoin is you know god strike me dead if i find if i find that and they never replied though how are you done that's the only suspicious thing i can think of this week last week how do you do it that i hadn't paid sorry what this is are you done talking yes are you there now do i have do i have your have your permission to say something yes you can listen to me very carefully listen to me please very carefully okay all right your emails got hacked and the hackers are using your email ill illegally from the state of ohio texas and from the germany and russia oh my gosh and they already hacked in into your computer ma'am they have everything yeah for now are you here just calm down please please calm down listen to me no no no no no no please listen to me what did they do do you hear me i have a lot of things on that email that i don't want to lose that's just ma'am please listen to me tell them tell them kill them hello i think he's at all going are you saying it's going forever please listen to me please listen to me can this did i lose all of my did i lose all of my recipes on there listen to me oh my god if you would listen to me please listen to me you're right we should pray you're right i'm not saying you should pray i'm saying listen to me we thank you for the invention of the internet thanks thank you for inventing all of the different electricities in the particles in all of the little tiny robots inside of those pipes even though there's a lot of pornographic material on there we know that satan has no hand than that and that you intended it to be for good so god help me to help alan to help me get my emails and if you could can you read this real quick god while i have your ear those doritos that i i did doritos at suzy durkin chant a couple weeks ago at the uh the formal okay well i took him do you hear me can this if you could strike that one off the list and make sure that it's not worried about it i'm sure candice candies candies candies candies and this and this candies okay anyway hallelujah amen candace yes please read this i highlighted here on your screen read this you know praying really does help me calm down that was a good idea now read the thing i mentioned on your screen which part it looks like i'm highlighting this one leave the mouse leave them out i think you should leave the mouse oh my god leave the mouse start with the words like leave the mouse leave the mouse please do not touch the mouse again okay what were we talking about i forgot um oh where did my emails go were you able to find oh god no you were talking about a hacker right i heard about that on the news it's not the hacker named ford have a look on the screen what do they want with my pictures god can you please get my emails please ellen are you there yes can you help me please read this i highlighted please read this i highlighted oh i can help you remove please stop crying or no oh my why would you say that ma'am you are not listening to me well i'm sorry but somebody took me off my ears stop it stop crying well what do you do to calm down when you're sad do you want me to help you or not yeah so now listen to me very carefully okay don't touch the mouse don't touch the mouse oh my god i just need to look at i just want to check one more time to see if i have my emails oh it doesn't work i forgot sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't leave the mouse please yes i told you to not to touch the mouse okay how many emails do you think god can help us find i mean he's a busy guy oh my god scandalous do you see that do you see this which part the the paper clip i'm typing i'm typing oh my god you are so idiot um what was your answer ma'am i'm typing don't you see i'm typing here yes but before that did you say you're so into it like you're really excited i'm together that is so rude of them but i need those files back though can i get my pictures back yes i'm here how do i get my pictures there listen to me very carefully if you can see what i'm typing it will help you so keep your mouth shut and keep your eyes on the screen and see what i'm typing okay okay really quick before you continue do you think that was a little rude of me to pray directly to the big man upstairs normally i pray to his assistant because i figure god's busy but this time i went right ma'am just keeps oh my god just shut up just shut up shut off the whole computer okay hold on a second no your mouth no no no no no no no no no ma'am no no candace no no how do you want me no no no i don't want you to shut it off i don't want you to shut it off oh sorry what did you say i don't no not at all oh don't even think about it i want you to shut your mouth oh is it like in the bible how even if you think about even if you think about something it's the same thing as doing it do you see your screen the good news is that doesn't work for calories because god do i think about cheesecake [Laughter] do you see your screen all right are three tech a three technicians from anti-hacking department yes i don't know what that is i am gonna assign the technicians for you okay okay i don't that's hardly necessary i just want my emails ma'am they got is there a way that is there like a um should i call the police they will not gonna help you well who do i talk to then should i write a question for the right person or maybe if i call my god about someone who had gotten a toy stuck up in the tree the christmas tree hey stupid old lady shut up kendall shut up shut up oh shut up shut your mouth okay hold on no no no no no no no no no no candace no candice turn it right off can this no okay i unplugged it is [Music] what they're trying to take more of my emails don't they have them all already ma'am they're trying i mean what do they want my god pkm sandy recipe then over my dead body i'll throw this computer right in the trash can okay what's that i didn't tell you to shut down your computer how do i pay the one-time technician fee do i type my credit card on the notepad okay just wait miss just wait just wait oh i'm looking at my ipad right now i just realized my screen's not even on think anymore it's not working do you hear me can this shouldn't have been i forgot i turned it up can this yes do you hear me i can hear you here why did you shut down your computer well i you asked me to for the third time and so i thought i didn't ask you i didn't i was asking you to shut your mouth not the computer oh oh that's quite rude it is not rude miss you are not listening to me a single word you are keep telling me things trying what do you see on the computer screen tell me what do you want me to tell you about i'm sorry about the computer what do you see is it on or off well i unplugged it so then plug it back okay let me see if i can figure out which cable it is you are so stupid ma'am what this is yeah and you are stupid oh you i can't tell are you saying stew or q like cupid are you saying cupid stupid cupid idiot are you talking about cupid i think i think valentine's day no i'm talking about valentine's day stupid stupid stupid celebration holidays like that i don't think that's the way uh the big man upstairs would have intended things who wants to have a half naked little angel flying around shooting people with bows and arrows and i'm having everybody well the bi-chocolate part that's that part makes sense and god did say be fruitful and multiply so maybe are you there i wonder if god did invent valentine's day after all are you with me do you hear me cupid was what do you hear me yes thank you so have a look on your screen i'm typing it says it looks like you're probably not writing a letter i really think that guy wants you to write letters i like letter o o over here what is soul stan what is all i know is the second he tells me to write something afterwards i'm gonna click okay to like submit it and then i think it's gonna clear everything and he's gonna be mad or i'll like select the one i want and click okay hello is this phone working i'm here miss do you see i'm typing i think so okay wait is he saying it's 400 plus one of these he is he just is he typing it this high because he thinks i'm gonna pay for it or because level of security you would like to go with oh my this is quite expensive do i pay you pay it off over three i'd probably if you paid off over three years i'd probably just what if i click okay to select it no no no no no do not oh my god oh my god why aren't you listening to me do i click again no don't touch the mouse don't touch the mouse at all don't touch it ma'am don't touch it please don't touch your computer now okay let me work all right please don't touch it oh wait go back to that how did you get there no no no don't okay no don't do that i wonder if my emails are in here no it's not don't touch the mouse oh my god don't touch it can this yes can don't touch the mouse for god's sake do not touch the mouse oh are you a believer i am well that's cr i can always tell when i'm talking i can always kill do you pray seven times a day or thirty always oh wow will you pray for me right now i am praying for you miss and i'm gonna give you the best on the network security i would prefer to hear it out loud yes miss are you too shy to pray over the phone i do pray miss always and i'm still praying well you probably need his help did he make it more expensive like what does he think i'm just gonna do you hear me forget and be like oh that's cool yes hello do you hear me do i have what oh um well i i guess i have i haven't decided yet i think that if the time comes and i i do need to get a a new knee um i probably would a couple of my friends have had any replacements and they've had very good outcomes uh oh come on man i'm saying do you hear me titanium ones which i think is quite interesting i mean imagine me half human half robot i saw a movie about that once maybe maybe if i wait a couple years though i mean i don't know how much longer i'll be alive but if i am i mean ten years from now what kind of technology they might be able to pack into your knee huh now that's a knee slapper you can put a whole super computer in there maybe you hear me at least a skateboard or something that'd be pretty cool do you remember these little shoes that had the wheel on it instead you could just put put your knee down and zoom around what they call those allen i ma'am i do not have all day for you do you hear me yes so please keep your eyes on the screen and tell me which level of security you are going with one year three years or seven years or higher level security for lifetime tell me do not touch the mouse just probably the three-year one i tried to select it before it but it didn't let me see if it worked okay okay now don't touch don't touch oh my god don't touch do i just hold on let me keep clicking don't touch your mouth why is he still doing this why is he using this windows rg it's clearly not windows i don't understand like just ask me for my information don't you don't even have to use this anymore for god's sake don't touch the mouse are you there hey i'm in my kitchen ellen please be in front of your computer now i'm just getting some tea you drink tea at all i do you know what they say you drink some tea one day then they'll come back around the corner and tie you up like a water buffalo do you hear me or is that about diet pepsi i can't remember do you hear me yeah i can hear you i'm just working in my kitchen thank you please listen to me be in front of your computer and for god's sake not yet well i hope you don't because let me tell you uh i really appreciate what you're doing and if you get married you might not be able to help as many people so do you hear me okay that's what i was gonna say all right do you hear me yes thank you so please do not touch the mouse of your of your computer okay hello oh man i really i know i like inhaled the teeth hello yes do you hear me yes do you hear me do you hear me i do do you is this some kind of a puzzle um no i'm not like i like puzzles i used to do pseudo cooking while i while i poop do you hear me do you hear me uh i hear you do you hear you very good now listen to me listen to me now listen to me listen to me please please close out of this how do you get i i think he's cute but how do you get him off i can't wait to touch your [ __ ] mouse again you are keep closing that sorry what was it i didn't didn't tell what you were saying oh my god oh my god don't touch the mouse please let me work let me help you do not touch your computer let me work on that how are you getting the emails back the did they take all my listen to me please listen to me no i don't want to i don't want to can you hear me i do hear you but you are not hearing me you are not listening to me at all no why are you no you are not listening to me at all you are keep scratching your [ __ ] mouth and mouse oh my what did you just say to me young man not on my christian minecraft server what did you just say i didn't say anything i was saying don't touch your mouth i could have swore i heard you were speaking in another tongue and it was not like the bible was talking about ma'am do not touch your mouth that's what i say to you you are keep touching the mouse okay yeah i won't touch it right now and don't touch it anymore okay leave your hand from the computer if you use a word like if you use a word even close to what i think you just said one more time i'm hanging up the phone and i will report you to the better business bureau i didn't say any bad word ma'am well it sounded like it no i didn't so you are going for the three years of security right yeah before i i know i'm not supposed to go with the mask but can you please get this thing before just can you get this thing off let me no do not oh my god see that's what you keep doing i know but you have to click it to make it to get rid of it i just i will fix it but nah my god oh my god i won't click anymore i just i don't know my wife's watching right now and she keeps saying to click it so i that was that was for you i don't i don't know how many times i can click it before this guy just i don't know i'm not sure how many times click it for me so i only click it for uh only to click it for two please do not touch anymore threes listen two or three subscriptions and i click it i'm just kidding please don't please don't subscribe don't don't eat don't subscribe i'm joking do you hate me it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's joke hello yes i can hear you so please please do not touch anymore okay um okay all right you know i'm thinking about those hackers um i'm gonna take them out believe me trust me i'm gonna take care do you think they're still on the computer right now yes they are completely do you think maybe i should just turn it off then it will not be a solution i mean what are they doing right now they are keep and how do i know that you're not how do i know you're typing and the hackers aren't typing how do i know i am typing i can read it for you stop gifting thank you again i am typing but okay if it's you typing okay if it's you typing well you type uh type the words um just type something like uh oh i don't know sally sells seashells by the seashore or something that way i know it's you do you okay i just wanna tell you one thing do you wanna secure your email identity and your computer or not yes then you will have to go for the security i'm telling you okay okay click okay leave do not touch it oh my goodness you again did it but you said okay and it's right down there at the moment no no no no no i didn't tell you that tier three something i really don't want you to do that i was genuinely joking but i it was ripe for the occasion so are my emails back how do i get them do you hear me do you hear me yes do you hear me why are you keep clicking on the okay why well you said to click okay if i wanted to get the hackers off i didn't tell you no i didn't tell you i didn't i wish this was recording because i could swear that you said that but i wouldn't swear no i didn't say that you know i can't use any words i didn't say that i wouldn't have done it i didn't say that okay well how do we get those how do we get these emails back that's what i'm telling you miss you will have to go for the security because i tell you what i got i got a h this i got an aco online rump right now if i'm sitting here on the phone for so long [Laughter] in fact i have to switch sides i've been i've been mostly on the left cheek for a while now i might have to shift over to the right side just to ease things out a little bit you ever do that i call it the one bun hop the one bun swap i mean this guy just figured out this guy an hour into it is pressing the start button tell me miss how would you like to pay this payment oh well lately i've been i don't really like to do credit cards over not over the computer but do you take check or maybe what's the most secure do you think maybe a wire transfer hackers can't get it yes yes indeed a wire transfer now please do you hear me yes hello do you hear me i can hear you please do not touch your mouse at all do not click on anything okay okay please do not touch it at all i suggested one time when you say click okay do you want me to click okay or no not want me to click okay no i'm not telling you to i'm no i'm not telling you to that i'm not telling you that no no okay you will have to when you say just don't click okay i can't tell if you're saying please don't talk but click okay or you don't want me not to click okay i'm not i want you to not to click okay at all i want you to not to do anything in the computer at all don't want me not to click okay that that means you're you want me to click okay right because if you don't know want me to you know that would mean okay so you're saying no now no you you don't not you don't not yes no ah this is getting confusing will you write this down for me i don't want on your screen i'm typing i don't want you to click okay i will not click until you tell me to all right i'm gonna have to do something else this is where that metal knee would come in handy i could sit on my knee do you see do you see i'm sweating up a storm too you're spicy all right how do we um so if i pay you the four hundred dollars how do i how would you want not 400 the one-time technician fees have a look okay you just tell me when yeah now what i just need to know when i'm supposed to continue so we can accept the the charges and everything okay now listen to me do you hear me okay so do you hear me yes are you saying are you saying okay like no i'm not saying okay no no okay but you don't not want me to god this is the most confusing have a look okay don't do anything all right you tell as soon as you say as soon as you say too i'll click okay all right but until then i won't do anything right never click until you tell me i understand i got all right now the one time technician fees of 399.99 all right when you say all right are you talking about oh okay sorry go ahead it's just it's a pause the one time technician fees of 399.99 do you see it yes one time check yes then then then the three years of security will be 79.99 so it will be 1200 dollars okay that's over the course of three years yes okay so so i paid how much do i pay today then 1200 divided by three yes the complete amount all right if you want me to click ok let me know no i don't want you to do that all right i do not want you to do that okay no it's fine i just need to know when that's all so you will do the online billing like how would you pay that through direct transfer uh well if you if you had an account i could wire it to you i suppose it's that way done exactly exactly that would wonderful now please wait okay and do not touch your computer all right i'm going to talk to the technicians all right all right my hand was on the mouse technicians and please do not touch your computer at all just leave it as detached all right okay not at all do not touch it let me okay don't oh don't touch it don't touch him please if he's gonna give me a bank account the second act yeah the second i get those deets okay okay the the literal second he types in let's make talk to the technician do not mind my silence all right oh my gosh pope thanks hello i promise i'll click okay afterwards i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do i want you to just wait for two or three minutes and let me talk to the technician okay do you mind if i cuz i i'd like to get out my calculator um yep go ahead all right no don't oh my god i told you to not to do that what you said go ahead no i didn't tell you to close that oh my god please don't touch it no don't don't touch it don't touch it don't touch it okay please do not touch it ah you are keep touching the mouse sorry i so go ahead and talk to your billing department i'll be here now please as the mouse all right i think okay gets rid of it please do not touch anything please okay i won't touch anything all right all right i gotta get this please hold the line okay just spilled my tea all over the place but it's kind of soothing okay whoops yeah let me i'm going to relax this has been a lot of fun but let me get these bank details if they'll give them to me and then i'll then i'll go back to the goofiness i was not expecting it tonight is like okay so if we don't count the guy who already knew that i was kid boga because i call him so many times windows rg edition currently is the best like bait that i've ever used it's both both times they wanted to give me bank account details but i know it's not i know it's ridiculous like it's not actually true it's just up insane but it has a 100 percent record a 100 success rate it's the bestest fastest safest most securest way to farm bank accounts okay that's not true because we did get it in like what seven i think 17 minutes is our record so far but or well nine minutes for any percent and 17 or 18 minutes for for domestic yeah 100 of the time it works every time right now but man what an evening goodness heavens gracious you are statistically correct the best kind of correct i gotta i gotta quote that more um by the way thank you guys for the subs and cheers and gifted subs and stuff uh i i was i was joking but it means a lot to me that you guys are here i hope you're having fun uh this is quite the quite the stream tonight i'm having a having a blast so thanks for the ideas and the support you go i hope you know you're a huge part of this like i'm constantly looking over this is me looking at chat so um you guys have had a lot of goofy ideas and telling me to click okay and stuff like that but i did not make windows rg windows rg is circuit thank you for your patience candice oh no my patience comes from god you should be lovely ma'am yes you know i'm one of the best listeners that i know all right so what did we what did we find out ma'am i'm just trying to have a word with the billing manager okay okay does he not it's okay if you want to use more than one word that might help you communicate i'm saying i'm just trying to talk to the billing manager regarding billing now could you please open the internet explorer do not close this but open the internet explorer okay so don't you don't want to click the x button no no no don't do this just open the internet do not do anything in this open the internet explorer i can't okay just leave the mouse do you have a account that i should send the money to yes miss i will tell you but just wait okay just wait do not do anything okay do not mind my silence do not touch the computer okay okay but what all right can i ask you something personal alan nope i wonder if they even have a bank account thanks chia inc thinks kai levs fat32 holy smokes the huge cheer i'm so glad yeah i wanted i needed to laugh today too i'm so glad chandler says 400k cooking till 99 on osrs congrats if you uh wait you can get that really quick can't you like really quick i probably have uh i have a bunch of um uh what is it can't you like make wine or something do it really fast i got a bunch i can hop on edgeville if you need it congrats um night ladybug pc mcplayer thank you [Music] how long is he gonna be gone for is this the last bit of the night probably i don't think anyone else will be open i think part of why he's mad is like this i'm so sorry for the long delay hello are you there candace i'm so sorry for the delay announcement hello do you hear me candice god oh do you hear me alan yes i'm here alan all right now candice listen to me very carefully okay okay the technicians are about to initiate their work okay they will secure your email your identity your device great and then for future they will put the security layer on your ip address all right perfect so that security layer is ssl secure socket layer right how secure are we talking like peanut butter jar security or no no no no no no nobody will be able to like pickle jar into your divide i'm having a tough time opening like pickle level secure that for some reason don't do anything the peanut butter that's not too hard to open up for me these days but anything where they can it and you're you're really oh you know it's real difficult for me something like uh like a bottle of old-fashioned soda pop you know like a root beer or something that's dang fort knox for an old woman like me do you hear me you gotta put something like that on my my internet then those hackers won't be able to hear me that's what i'm saying miss we are going to put the ssl layer here this one do you see it secure socket layer oh that's very nice yes and this secure socket layer let me tell you miss this secure socket layer will take care your computer your identity your email and all of your personal information like your credit card and banking okay okay sign well i'd like to stop i'd like to get started how do i pay just wait all right do you hear oh you were talking about an account right like how is he talking to me this is the most ridiculously fake obviously meme version of windows ever you just said because you smell was the reason greed i guess i guess he could be thinking i'm really just a clueless old lady whose grandson put like a a prank then you hit me on there and he doesn't care yes ma'am thank you our rg edition stands for really good time fees will be 399.99 right no it was 12 000 or 1200 no i'm gonna show you yep do you see the secure socket layer you said that you will go for three years of security right right and it will be 799.99 oh you know i think i have some of those socket layers those things you plug in no you do not outlets so your kids can't stick forward no no no no i got a whole bunch of those i'm not talking about that miss oh okay i'm not talking about any socket in your wall i'm talking about the network security because i listen to me you are going for three years right yes but i can get you a real better deal this apart from the three years you can have the lifetime guarantee on the network security in just nine nine dot if you want in just 200 more you can have lifetime i saw someone in chat say you like to go yeah i'd like you know sign me up i'd like to keep this puppy for the rest of my life please please be quiet for the love of god i'm praying you know if you wouldn't talk so much jeez i'm trying to see what i should buy shine i i lost my temper there i lost my temper there i'm sorry now when you say lifetime how long are we talking like it will be are we talking like a prison sentence lifetime are we talking clone wars whole lifetime cylon stuff so you are going for the lifetime i tell you what if you'll give me the lifetime for 500 i'm in what do you mean well i'll buy the three years secure socket layer and the lifetime for 500. okay just give me a second so you want a discount in lifetime yeah the lifetime security that protects my life from network hackers i like it if you give me a 50 discount i'm in all right so i gave you the 50 discount you drive a hard hard bargain so now the total amount will be 399.99 plus 79. are you there i wouldn't i would have bought i would amount for 700 but you just gave it to me 200 cheaper okay so what would be the total amount now i have a calculator you do the math let me do it let me do it miss no do not click on okay at all please do not do that do not touch your computer now okay okay i'm gonna take care of it so the total amount will be seventeen hundred dollars okay that doesn't add up i'm sorry that can't be right why you're you're over charging me no these numbers are much higher this is much higher than it was before what do you mean okay okay i was showing you 99.97 it's 16. oh my god yes you you made a mistake i'm sorry now what about the tax earth yes tax kentucky right yes exactly it's not applicable there you are right okay oh 97 not 99 97 16 yeah 16 99 97 you know what they said right find a penny a penny earned put it in your pocket and grab a story so the total amount will be 169.97 just give me a quick moment here all right do not touch the mouse at all all right ma'am i'll sit on my hands thank you so much please hold the line now but if i sit on my hands i can't hold the line oh never mind you know i think i just have a hankering for a glass of milk i kind of i know this is odd but i kind of want to drink it out of a sponge i don't know why he can't hear me okay yo therma thank you business thanks these are the types of phone calls i saw someone in chat earlier saying like this is this is going way back someone was talking about youtube titles for some reason and like i uh like this call i don't know i plan on doing more of the windows rg calls just because they're fun but like normally what i would have done is i would have done like three or four calls and compiled them all together and and done like a like the windows 95 one that i did like here's four or five different you know that was probably only two or three but this this calls i mean both of these calls frankly are like these are crazy i can't believe that these are happening right now like both of them are just insane but like what are you what are you how do you what are you supposed to how do you in 50 characters or whatever it is how do you put that on that youtube title i don't understand i mean how do you explain what on earth just happened with this guy you know what i mean sometimes i just want to title the video like just click it please i know that i know that you can't do that but like listen just you'll have fun please just you'll laugh i think that you will enjoy what you watch just click it [Laughter] her forehead oh gosh scammer obliterated by discount paperclip windows rg is really good yeah i think but that's the thing the the this could be oh gosh i'm just glad you guys are here i'm glad you're experiencing it firsthand this video is milk sponge i guess i could just toilet milk sponge and have it be clippy but no one will be like those are the oh gosh i feel like a lot of folks who are my current subscribers like you guys might click that but people who have never i don't know i don't know i do i will say i was pleasantly i am so sorry for the long delay that's quite all right so candice now all you need to do is just leave your computer as it is all right do not touch the computer at all leave it on leave it as it is the network technicians are about to initiate their work all right oh wow right now before i even yes right now so i exactly missed do not worry about the money money is not a concern first the technician will go ahead and fix your issue secure your email and your devices right wow thank you and now listen to me miss in next 15 minutes one of the technician his name is william lane we'll call you okay so please answer the call of william lane note down the name his name is william lane okay but 15 minutes is a long time what do you mean i could open a jar of pickles in 15 minutes [Laughter] here little hold on can you write down will you write down his name don't touch it don't touch it don't touch it i told you to don't touch it oh okay sorry okay you go ahead you write it down what do you want me to write it down uh his name or her name william william lane do you have a pen and a piece of paper there this is fine all right well thank you for the help i think it's best if we end with a prayer why don't you go ahead and lead us alan i'm here why don't you go ahead and pray for us before we end the call i will definitely pray for you miss i was praying and i was on the phone over the phone so i can hear you all i can pray for that god please forgive all of our sin god please help the poor people so you've been praying over and over again yes that's what i do wow now all right so i'll i'll be listening for william's call tonight candice dude do you hear me i'll go ahead and unplug the computer too that way no more hackers can no no no no [Laughter] the guys so imagine being this angry over who he thinks this is like a 70 80 year old woman who has whatever like dementia can't understand what he's saying is he's literally thinks that i'm dumb and he's mad that he's stealing eighteen hundred dollars imagine being angry that you're manipulating some old person and paying eighteen hundred dollars it's insane like just relax for five minutes oh my goodness announcement oh jeez announcement hello is this william yeah candace this is alan again not william oh sorry i think you've dialed the wrong number candice no candice announcement [Music] hello this is candice is this william candice this is william hi william how are you i'm doing good candice i just want you to tell you do not touch your computer are you on the phone as well yes i am alan okay well alan has been very helpful a little bit cranky but very helpful so william how do we proceed from here yeah listen to me i will tell you how would we really okay but yes is william on the phone no it's alan on the phone not william yet no oh okay but what do i do no don't please don't i shouldn't let me i have to hang up so i can get a call from him no no no listen to me no listen to me william will call you in few minutes but please do not shut down your computer okay and wait for his call all right okay no shut down your computer and do not touch it at all until william call you back all right okay can i ask you and he will call you back in from one believer to another if you know how we're supposed to live modestly and you know we shouldn't focus on money and things like that well my neighbor we both have a fence a wooden fence around our property and i have three fence rungs i don't know what they're called three wooden horizontal beams if you will now my neighbor just got one put in it has four horizontal bars slats if you will and now i think that is just too much maybe she's trying to say something to me suzie jerkins now if i were to have my fence torn down and put in five slats just to kind of one-up my neighbor i mean a little fence flex if you will do you think that's a little bit too far or am i being a good steward of my money what would you say all right miss i don't understand anything you said what part didn't you understand i can clear it up for you go ahead and tell me again so you know what a fence is right yeah fans i know okay so you know how some fences have horizontal wood beams you're familiar with how fences are constructed yes i do okay well my neighbor has four beams and i only have three but i was thinking of upgrading to a fifth beam what are your thoughts you know what you know what would be easier hold on a second are you there let me see if i can draw it for you oh oh are you there yeah don't touch it yes can you hear me don't touch it i do don't touch it okay well i don't know i'm just trying to figure out if i should get a 5g fence or stick with a 3g file now could you please go ahead and open the internet explorer now it doesn't work open the internet explorer please about the whole thing please try open it okay why the william lane is about to initiate his work and he's about to call you so please open the internet explorer okay so the problem i do want his bank account but the problem is i might have to the other guy might have to connect which means i have to close windows rg um he obviously doesn't know how to do it um do i just do it for him i don't i don't know do you think that uh well tell me this you boys can keep working on the computer but i need to get going to bed so how do i how do i make that where do i send the payment to just just give me only 10 minutes okay i'll tell you just give me a moment okay all right call me back when you have it sure miss i'll call you back do not hello this is candice hi hi ma'am hi candice this is william lane calling you back here very good evening ma'am yes good evening to you william hi okay uh i was someone actually start working on your computer uh are you looking at the computer screen man yeah are you looking at the computer screen i am now okay can you please confirm me what exactly happened because the computer screen i can see it's completely different did you made any changes on that i mean any type of changes sent by you well i updated my computer you updated your computer this guy might actually know what it is right now i mean what you can see at this moment on the computer screen my computer my documents recycle mail in windows media play okay is that the only i can you saw before the update or i mean after the everywhere i went i would make a new one okay i got it okay can you do one thing from the keyboard itself i have to go to bed and it was my understanding that you were going to be able to work on it while i sleep i just need to pay you he told me and i don't know where to send the money to i will help you on that that's what i'm gonna be trying to do from here first look the keyboard from the very bottom do you see the windows key at the very bottom yes on the keyboard can you click that can you press that windows key all right no not that not this one uh i'm talking about your keyboard look at the keyboard and on the keyboard at the very left side and the bottom yep that's the one yep this one so now just wait uh now just leave it leave your mouse for a moment let me have a look here i wonder if i i assume with c sharp like the the little windows apps that i've written are on c sharps like this is actually some winform program that yep has activex embedded in it okay can you press that window button one more time ma'am um oops i wonder if i could capture the windows button and stuff so i could make my own i'd have to play around with it i don't know much about windows coding stuff but i could make my own start bar i make my own just make a bunch of garbage with auto hockey okay no can you just like remove internet explorer with the name of settings do you see that go to the left side you have to click on there bro bro nothing is going to appear on the screen anything opening no listen i don't really want to fix my own computer if i don't have to um actually the technician is working on the email part already uh if you have 10 50 because i need 10 15 minutes from you so that i can process the payment part can i do that am i not sending you a wire transfer yes but that's what i'm gonna be doing it so can you just tell me where to send the money yes that's what i'm good over the phone uh do you want some information which i can provide you like account number outing or you could type it on [Music] i would love to do that give me just a moment here okay okay so like does explore i guess what i was going to say is i mean you're going to go to the bank into the buyer transfer or how are you going to do that yes you are going to the bank for the okay um if explore.exe isn't running does it i don't know how windows works so yeah i guess it does still capture your keyboard and stuff obviously because you can just control delete and start exploring again so we could basically just make our own like thing wow no way is he giving me a chase bank account right now no way these guys they must be what do the kids say this day this thirsty they must they must be you i'm providing you the details really hurting the owner they're not scamming anybody these days i guess which is great i hope it doesn't sound like i'm saying otherwise but goodness heavens actually i shouldn't say like that i i these guys must just think i'm a great target like i'm a clueless yeah i changed my mind i i keep thinking because you and i see windows rg and all that and we're like this is insane this is ridiculous but they're probably thinking ah who cares it's an old it's an old lady and a piece of paper so you can write these information um i might be able to just take a picture with my phone it's nice to meet people who can help normally my grandson helps but he's been unavailable uh but i'm gonna be helping you in future just like your grandson when he would not have a level you're gonna be talk to another grandson [Laughter] so how well do you know is a level 2 technician and i'm a little senior from him whenever he got in problem he needs to get in touch with me so i'm gonna be working on his cases and helping into fixing the problem when he could not do it so that's why here i am gonna be helping [Laughter] okay you can take the picture you have all the information you have the name of the bank account holder name account number routing number it all city and save so i mentioned that also oh you might want to put their address as well okay i will do that okay and don't worry honey i'm i'm on top of this you could say i'm a few steps ahead of you okay okay you have the address here but the bank is based in dialectics right oh i understand okay picture from your phone and see if the picture got clear and you have all the details on that crystal clear okay that's perfect so what you need to do is just leave this computer i'm gonna be starting the work on that and once i will done with it tomorrow in the morning in between 10 or 11 either ellen or me will be talking to you and then we'll gonna go further from there okay okay uh all right do you mind if i ask you a question yes please go ahead okay it's completely unrelated to the computers by the way um my neighbor has a fence with four horizontal slats and i only have three do you think it's appropriate for me to get five slats on mine um i did not get your question actually you need to repeat your question it's fine don't worry about it well thank you for your time i'll leave the computer uh i'll leave the comments you can leave the computer and i will talk to you tomorrow in the morning are you gonna be doing the wire tomorrow in the morning or uh yeah you're gonna go in some other time okay perfect uh we'll talk to you tomorrow once more yes def yes allen will be calling you first and he will be gonna be talking to you further yeah in the morning ellen will going to talk to you further oh great okay all right all right okay it was a pleasure talking to you and for some hypothetical you know let's just say some strange act of god uh this account do you want to you you have like two some businesses have two accounts like a business and person do you have another account or is this the one that i should send it to mostly no this is the one yeah this is the one where mostly clients spend the money halfway through i was like i shouldn't say this all right but i'll i'll sit you up call me in the morning okay perfect i will talk to you in the morning and it was a pleasure talking with you and have a wonderful rest of the evening okay good night john i love you it's just a habit oh i don't okay it's it's a good habit whenever i finish with the call with my mom uh our ending with love you so that's absolutely okay no issue with that it sound so you sound so young like i could have sworn you were my grandson you sound like you're 13 maybe 12 years old oh i'm a little man more than that all right good night take care ma'am okay i will talk to you sweet dreams i hope you can sleep at night okay oh wow announcement hello hi candace this is william lane calling you very lovely good morning morning who's this uh this side william lane uh yesterday i talked to you in the night and you were going to sleep helen i believe talk to you in the morning he actually assigned me today once again to help you with your computer and with your email did you get that beside william lane yesterday in the night do you remember i provide you the bank details where you need to deposit yes yes i'm i'm actually gonna be going to the bank in just a few moments um that's fine okay uh when you're gonna had plan to go to the bank i mean are you going right now you're gonna take some time because i need to work on the okay you're going right now and at what time you will gonna back i mean when you're gonna reach back at home because i need to work on the computer and fix it because you need to get on your computer first uh if uh can you call me that is great two minutes you're perfect okay perfect i will talk to you in just two minutes okay i have to put my shoes on that's why if you want you can put me on hold nope i don't want to put you on hold hello this is candace if you'd like to talk to me press one hello this is candice hi candice this is william calling you back again hi william how are you i'm good okay have you got your shoes i mean [Music] is it the right time are you sitting in the computer so i can get connected and see i think so what happened to alan helene do you want to talk to ellen first was she going to be helping me or are you gonna be helpful yeah he will help you i will help you both anybody whatever so to you uh anybody gonna be healthy on that uh if you want you can go to the bank you can free with them and then we can go to go for work or if you want we can start the work now and then you can go so whatever suits you that's gonna occur well i mean if we want to just do the work now since i'm here maybe do you want to have alan on the phone too that way we can kind of tag team everything um for this i need to connect ellen on the call uh they want me to call back i mean if you want and we'll talk to him just about five minutes can i ask ellen to call you well if you have ellen call me i could put it in a conference call and then you both can help fix my computer i can do that there is no need there and if you want i will help you to accept the computer is that okay sorry i can't all right your phone is sounding robotic it's kind of hard to hear you okay let me give you a call back okay i'm gonna calling you right back let me hang up okay try changing your batteries oh if you weren't here yesterday somehow some how these guys spent over two hours with windows rg which is like a 20 year old flash thing windows really good edition um and they are still trying to scam me so yeah that's where we're at right now um windows rg baby [Music] wait why was it created um why is anything created it means someone made zombo calm uh i don't know that's deep i'm kidding but uh i i think it was just a funny satire yeah like a joke about how bad windows is you can even crash it wait can you not get can you not get back out if i go back does it restart oh there it is yeah it plays the sounds too you can't just you just can't hear them oh solitaire yeah all right here we go announcement hello this is candice this is alan candice how are you doing oh hi ellen how are you i'm doing wonderful how about yourself candice i'm all right um like i said i i slept like a baby last night how about you how did you sleep um yeah i had a good sleep but not long but a peaceful sleeve i can say why didn't you sleep very long so i had to do some work before i hit the bed and i did it what kind of what kind of work family work oh the best kind of work well were you working hard or hardly working i'm hardly working with the family but yes i work hard with the customers like you oh let's get your priorities straight i worked pretty hard last night i was sleeping what are you up to now um well william said that you guys were going to work on the computer together exactly did you did you go to the bank um um oh i was gonna go i was gonna go to the bank uh williamson i should just go after you guys fix it but yes you can go to the bank and deposit the money into the account and we gave you okay right but he said that you guys were gonna work on it first yes we are working we are working i told you oh you're working on it right now yes so why don't you just go ahead and i can't see you doing anything on the computer that's strange on the network we are doing oh how do i see that how do i see a network let me show you how okay is it in my documents no do i have to go online in order to see my network i'm still unable to connect excuse me what did you hear for breakfast this morning i i had some eggs and milk in my breakfast so you put the milk with the eggs yes i did like i scrambled you're one of those people uh yeah a little bit i don't really do much now please be in front of your computer but i do like sponges mm-hmm though good are you in front of your computer right now you've already in sponge before yes simon from the computer very good now listen to me very carefully please open your internet explorer okay are you in the internet explorer yes very good now i'm going to give you a website address you need to search i have to close out of that in order to let him connect to my computer first so because it just takes over the whole computer are you there candice yes i'm here but i was i just saw the strangest thing outside what's that i don't know it looked like the funny looking cat it's gone now no issues it's all right miss just open the internet explorer a spiky cat if it comes if it comes back i'll train it i'll try to help it out oh okay is my how do i see my emails were you able to get any of those back yes miss we've been working on that all night oh wow now listen to me ma'am so how much open your internet explorer i'm sorry how much progress did you make uh nothing but please open your internet explorer now oh just nothing you didn't make any progress even though you worked all night i did not all night my team worked all night oh okay did you open the internet explorer yes so are you ready for search the web just search that you want me to search the web sure go ahead yes are you ready i'm i'm ready yes please type www dot so i have to do do i have to do the w's or not you know that's always if you haven't used me ever since the internet was created yes you have to www don't they know that you're going on the world wide web why else would you be using the internet explorer if you didn't want to go on the internet right it seems redundant it's almost like they just they really want you to know that you're going on the internet [Music] mm-hmm bottle caps and old old pepsi bottles i mean you know you're drinking pepsi you'd only have to put the pepsi logo on top of the bottle cap it's the same thing did you type www um oh sorry yes i did now after the 3ws there is a dot w w dot okay now type help me in one word h e l p help me dot net okay i went there last night right help me it's auto completing healthy knees not healthy no no no auto complaining not healthy no mess you need to type type what okay i'm at healthyness.net i think this is where we went last night no no oh no three quick tips on how to stretch those sleep ligaments for healthy knees um ma'am what candice do you even hear me what i'm saying to you yes you need to type www.helpme.net help me dot oh help me help me yeah i remember that yes okay it says are you sure you want to leave healthy knees dot okay yeah leave and is it help me dot com or help help me dot net i don't remember help me doctor.net.com.net okay perfect um help me dotnet.com.net establish support connection please go ahead and type your first name in the name bar and i will give you your nine digit support key whenever you ready okay just type your first name okay your first name all right are you ready for the support key i am yes okay all right eight four zero okay click on the continue and then click on the yes allow access yes allow access all right yes very good now at the bottom left hand corner click on the download applications or in session no no no nothing nothing click on the download application oh it says message alan cooper or send a file download application oh what file should i click on the download application oh my god no miss click on the download application download application where's that at the bottom left hand corner no you don't need to type download application there is an icon in yellow click on the download application cases doesn't seem to be working ma'am at the left hand corner bottom on your screen that there is a yellow icon yellow tab it's saying download application click on that you just did it yesterday to let alan cooper control your device do you hear me candice yeah can this yes do you see a yellow tab download application on the left hand bottom side download download application download application i wish you would have totally very good very now listen very carefully please okay at the bottom do you see a downloaded yesterday because we got disconnected so that's how we need to do it again so we can fix your email okay oh all right now just wait just wait ma'am do not do anything okay all right finally we are back okay okay this is insane like you can't open up internet explorer on windows rg he tried that yesterday so many times and yet here i am just casually connecting to him again all right so now we're usually closing out we are going to finish our work on your email okay all right a newsletter about um it was about turtles and every time i click unsubscribe it just continues to send me emails so any turtle related things are fine uh you could unsubscribe from those also if susie durkins sends me anything uh you can send that straight to the to the trash folder see it's nothing of value to add um and that that's the bulk of my that's probably the bulk of my emails so um i don't know if that helps candice that's such a bet don't ever say that don't think like that ever that's the worst i'm sad that i said that hello candy yes i'm saying candace's don't represent me you have too many hackers in your email and in your identity so this is why it's taking time okay wait they took my identity why because that's what they do why why do they want my identity that's what they do i mean they do not need the money they can simply misuse your name or any of your information for any type of illegal activity from any part of the world so we are trying to save your identity and your email example like they can put your your photograph on the pornography website really yes that's what they can do but you don't worry that we have flattering don't you think we have we have already removed them almost okay honey i'm 70 i'm 70 years old do you reckon i can make money off of that sorry i just i know that he was expecting me to be like i'm shocked and upset about it are you there candice what i'm saying candice we have successfully removed all the hackers from your identity and from your ip address okay okay but now we need to recover and restore your email all right oh yes and we are doing it so in the meantime you please i should get my lawyer involved you think maybe i could you can should i sue them my identity for me let me let me tell you one thing please listen to me you can call your lawyer police fbi cia federal government but nobody is gonna do nothing because they are untraceable well then how did you get them off my computer if they're untraceable yes we didn't trace them we simply removed all of those foreign ip addresses okay how did you know they were there in the first place if they're not traceable because we scanned your network yesterday ma'am and we saw so many different ip addresses from the state of nevada ohio texas and russia but after you remove them they're not traceable you should have called the fbi why did you why did you nobody is never going to get away free why would you do that did what you said yesterday you traced them but you kicked them off so now the government can't track them ma'am government cannot track them they even hacked in into the white house server what hello the media have you made people aware about this ma'am breaking news few months ago i believe you heard of it so nobody can protect yourself nobody's heard about that seven months ago oh my god oh are you talking about seven years are you talking about hillary's emails okay now ma'am i do not have time for this we have recovered your email okay we have saved your identity and your device i don't understand because we put all of our personal information in the email that's why they hacked the people's email this is the most confidential and private thing we have but you don't worry i buried a time capsule and i i put some of my hair in it just in case they ever come up with some kind of way to extract dna and clone people that's probably the most personal and private thing that i have couple toenails just in case that has more dna candice yes now we are putting the network security for lifetime okay okay thank you so now all you need to do is just go to the bank and deposit the money in the account we gave you okay okay so you fixed everything now almost once you will come back to the home you will have your email back can you show me some of the work that you've done so far not now miss we haven't finished it yet we are working on your network don't touch the mouse please did you get paint working don't touch the mouse or why don't you at least write down what you what you fixed so far oh sorry let me close out the little ah let me close out this guy please don't touch your mouse okay please don't touch your computer at all please all right they're not using any of the coupons in my email right because i was saving those those are my personal properties you do anything like that will they get charged with theft if they use it i have hundreds of dollars worth of coupons in there no don't worry about that they're not gonna do anything like that are you sure i mean those are good deals it'd almost be a crime not to use them if you saw deals like that i i think of myself right now okay on your screen click ok no no oh and this yes can i tell you we are working on your computer so why are you keep touching your computer you have been doing this since yesterday you are touching the mouse over and over again even then i was sleeping yeah but please do not touch it now okay all right i'm not touching it now please go to the bank and deposit the funds okay and once you get back to the home you will be able to use your email and everything okay okay and could you please tell me the final amount you're gonna deposit into the account uh seventeen hundred dollars no it's 1699.97 oh thank you i almost forgot so candice now please go to the bank deposit the money and come back to the home and give us a call back all right um okay now uh if the bank well hopefully they'll hopefully they'll let me in um they will definitely let you in don't worry well all right okay i'm looking forward to my remembering exactly so listen to me very carefully now just go to the bank now deposit the funds 16 16 99.97 into the account we gave you yesterday do you have the account information we gave you i have all of it of course please please confirm me the information you had yesterday please i already did that with william there's no need i'm sorry i already confirmed it with william there's no need to confirm it again so please confirm the information again ma'am well all goes i'll go send it uh i'll go send it right away and how much longer do you think well it doesn't matter yes let me tell you please listen to me very carefully what i'm trying to tell you just go to the bank all right and deposit the funds into the account we gave you and come back to home and call us back okay well that's yes you keep yes why do not touch the computer at all okay so talk to you later all right just give us a call back once you're home don't touch the computer all right not at all do not touch the computer at all okay uh what if my cat catches it i'm sorry what if my cat catches it don't worry about the cat but you should not touch your computer okay and give us a call back once you will be back from the back yes it is safe yes it is safe yes okay that's what i was concerned about because sometimes my cat likes to sleep on it because it's warm don't worry so just go to the bank transfer the funds and call us back okay okay now when i uh gosh um when i'm it was i'm trying to remember um microsoft was the name okay yeah sending it to microsoft all right okay uh bye you're welcome miss oh i was hoping i was expecting him to get upset about that because it's not microsoft that i'm sending the money to but he didn't notice that i guess christine hello i don't know if my phone is do you hear me who's this this is alan oh i have somebody else on the phone i guess there's some network activity on my computer and they are diagnosing it right now um so if you want to just wait a minute they're taking care of the situation um give me one second hold on letting you to do this okay don't do this ma'am okay okay so who are you i'm not supposed to do a wire transfer anymore yes what is it what is it what is your name who are you she's she's helping with the network problems i think she works with you candice he's the hacker she's the hacker she's hacking your stuff just hang up the line you've been talking to me since yesterday yes hang up no i'm not the one ma'am not the one you can go ahead and just just look at the way he is talking to you ma'am i'm not talking to you i'm talking to you have a look over here ma'am just you can check out by yourself and find map who's the good he's not alan anymore talking to you okay talking to you any longer and asking you to hang up on me i never did it right i asked you to merge the call just because i wanted to speak with the person he is do not listen to her no no no no no don't do this that's right christine can you turn it down it just pierces right through but just hold on give me a moment can this hang up her line don't talk to her candice please she's setting you up ellen she found some problems with my computer and she's been helping me hello hello hello yes ma'am can you hear me now yes can i talk to them questions yeah just hang up his line and don't dare to answer the call ever again he'll be calling you no no but he's been helping me he's the one that i'm sending the money there is nothing wrong to your computer ma'am no no need to pay any money there's definitely something wrong every time i click okay it writes milk sponge that's not normal because because that's why he happened i'm gonna i'm gonna help you out you are a liar and a thief and a criminal my computer is very broken and ellen is helping me fix it so never call me again ellen is not fixing it them oh hold on i'm going to go for it can you hang up on them hello this call is from law enforcement agencies to suspend your social security number on an immediate basis as we have received suspicious trails of information verify the last four digits of your social security number when you call to better assist you with this issue now oh god okay anyway i'm sorry about that man i i thought they said that they worked with you um no they did not they were trying to set you up right so the good news is though they verified the bank account that i was supposed to send the money to so that's that's no miss no they were not they were the they were trying to loot you they were trying to scam you okay oh now tell me did you go to the bank yes okay uh how did you deposit the money yes and do you have the receipt no so they do not give you any receipt well i threw it in the garbage can but i could call them and ask for a new one okay no worries but you did deposit the money right yes of course and how and how much was the amount you deposited hundred ninety nine dollars and ninety seven cents okay just give me a second now tell me candice do you have two monitors connected with your computer how do i do that okay do you have two screens on youtube by the way one that windows rg is like not right i don't know my grandson does all of this he's got all kinds of wires everywhere and different monitors new computers microphones and in your computer cam six consoles satellite dishes lights all over the place i can't hardly use this desk without tripping over all of it two different keyboards with those dang caps on them uh i hate it and this bunch of wires everywhere i always triple room guitar hero microphone oh sorry hello yes i'm here candice yeah why do you ask hello yes i'm here so so candace now i was asking do you have two screens in your computer or just one there are three of them but i only use three of them okay so why don't you just do one thing and turn off the other two but they're already off i never turn them on my grandson uses them okay and you use this hello this is an emergency call this weekend please go ahead ma'am go ahead and open your internet explorer i can't for some reason every time i restart my computer after a couple minutes this thing is on here it upgrades my computer to the really good addition i thought you were gonna fix that we are doing it just go ahead and open the internet explorer okay hold on all right now what now go ahead and search teamviewer.com where do i click that type teamviewer.com search for the teamviewer.com nothing nothing is happening oh how'd you do that i'm gonna work on like my own version of windows rg over the next couple weeks okay click on the windows update okay wait what oh yes i've tried this before it doesn't work oh god don't maybe i can get back to my other screen i don't know how to get rid of windows rg i don't want it yes i want to get rid of it what oh is it done now like sweetness shouldn't he notice that it's fake it is it is so fake oh my gosh literally the title screen like hey thanks for playing with windows rng it's three hours with this guy it's so um yeah taylor it's so obvious i guess that's what makes it uh last night i was i lost my mind i tell you one thing i couldn't stop laughing at my players have completely hacked in into your network okay what are you come on she thinks they're happy with me is that why they're trying to delete my explorer no myth this is not just about only the explorer they want to remove all the information okay but we are not gonna let go well i'm glad that i wired that and ninety 1699.97 cents because you'll be able to get this fixed right away indeed indeed so miss all you have some patience just to be clear it's real quick all night last night and you still haven't managed to engage wow the thing is it is not just it is not just only the computer issue miss if it would be the computer issue that's all wow it's a network issue and sometimes it takes hours sometime it takes 12 hours 24 hours or 48 hours but believe me you will be able to have this again okay all right well i guess i'll talk to you later i have to go buy something now please go ahead please go ahead and type click on the windows update you want to try again yeah well if at first you don't succeed my house is not green like if this was a loose the blue screen of death he couldn't see it right i don't know what to say anymore i it is so beyond ridiculous to me that he's still on the phone i it's like now click on the help bro what do you think is gonna happen sorry are you do you do you want to try to fix this with me i mean if you spend all night i can't spend no you don't need to spend all night okay i'm not asking you to do it okay what do you want me to search for oh good god alan how long have you let me ask this question differently have you used a computer prior to working at this current job i'm sorry have you seen a computer before you started working at this company yes miss i've been working on the computer since i was in my early twenties okay and so you're 20 years old still then is that what you mean like you're 20 you're 21 then i am i am in my early 30s now i'm 32 years old oh alan oh my sweet summer child oh all right so candace why don't you just go go ahead and you should have not yeah yeah yeah then i i think maybe you should get a new job and why is that well i it just i don't think you're cut out for this kind of thing that's all my grandson's 12 years old and he was able to do all this in about five minutes ma'am your grandson can work only the computer he cannot work on the network we are working on your network not in the computer let me do this let me do this um i'm gonna see if i can get my grandson on the phone because maybe he'll be able to at least get you started um in the right direction okay i think of it like a lifeline you know phone a friend kind of a thing because you don't need to you don't i insist trust me i am he's such a sweetheart let me let me see if i can get him on the phone i insist and you can ask him what what to do and uh and he'll he'll help hold on a second because it's the uh windows what was this called again hello hello hello yeah candace oh okay anyway um what what's the upgraded version called i mean what's the upgraded version called windows 10. oh okay it's called windows 10. all right hold on a minute why don't you just do one thing just turn on the other monitors of your computer and shut down this one hey hello grandma hello oh hey can you hear me huh grandma hello hello come on yes so the main thing that you're going to want to do is when you click shutdown um you're gonna it'll go through like a whole sequence and uh grandma i'm so sorry i didn't mean like i was just putting on there as a joke for my friends i didn't i forgot that i forgot to take it off it's like it's just a joke thing you know it's just a whole it's like a little kind of joke so you just kind of restart the computer and then oh yeah as long as you don't click on the windows update you'll be fine you know what i mean like it's not a big deal okay now i can talk over myself that way it'll seem a little bit more uh believable uh okay and are you there hey hello yes i'm here yeah hello yeah hi hey can you hear me yes grandma i can hear who honey honey oh what hey grandma hey i have someone helping i have someone helping me with the computer oh sorry i couldn't get i'm sorry i couldn't return your call the other night it's it's fine um so alan do you want to explain what's going on i can barely hear him oh um i mean i have the i have the phone right up to my mouth and everything he's he's 12 so he's not 12 it sounds fake what i i don't know what to tell you let me okay tyler hello tyler there's something on the computer that it's like um it has a uh when you click ok it types milk oh wait did something did you click windows update yes i'm trying to update the computer oh grandma you're not supposed to click that oh well how do we get it off i i've been dealing with yes so the main thing that you're going to want when you click shut down um yeah you're going to it'll go through like a whole sequence okay grandma i'm so sorry i didn't mean like i was just putting on there i forgot that i forgot to take it off it's like it's just a joke thing you know it's just a whole right it's like a little kind of joke so you just kind of restart the computer and then oh yeah as long as you don't click on windows update you'll be fine you know what i mean like it's not a big deal so i restart the whole i will just restart the whole computer yeah oh god okay um okay let me restart it yeah i'm so i'm so sorry grandma oh i shouldn't have hung up on the other guy but anyway um i probably shouldn't have said that he was 12 but he says it sounds fake but this guy's still in like he's still doing it the guy's still trying to figure out how to shut down the computer so either way and uh for the few people that said that voice sounds ridiculous i am aware but that's literally the point so it's guys it's never it was never meant at any point ever for it to be like a there's a reason why i don't use it to call scammers like i i only use it for brief moments as a side character because it's insane and ridiculous this entire this guy listen listen this man this scammer has been on the phone with us for three hours and over and over again has opened up the windows rg word pad to try to communicate with me if you're concerned that morty's voice is the [Music] hello this is candice yeah candace oh sorry about that um my grandson had sent me a text message and i accidentally hung up the phone so i need to shut down my whole computer and then i don't click on windows update is what he said there's a button on my um computer that says windows update i guess that was a joke that he was playing on on his friend i guess the jokes on me then are you either way did you shut down your machine well i'm rece yeah i'm restarting and restarting it yeah very good just wait that's good okay now leave the mouse please oh it looks like my computer works now just wait do not touch the mouse miss please do not touch it okay so he was saying this is what i was talking about see when you click this okay that makes more sense see i thought this is windows i thought this was the updated windows version no it's it's not just close this okay so how though how do i close it just restart the computer again the way you did it a moment ago okay hold on a moment you know my grandson tyler wants to work on computers when he grows up that's wonderful is it that that's how you start your computer awkward age you know for your voices in flux i'm sorry how old were you when you stopped wetting the bed i'm trying to assure him that it's nothing to be embarrassed about i don't even remember okay so like 15 16 no i don't even remember what i'm telling you seventeen i don't even remember oh you're so you're that embarrassed about it i'm sorry honey no i'm not here not at all need to be embarrassed it's perfectly natural it takes some people longer than others his mother was a late she peed she wet the banner for a while too and i myself was probably in my 30s okay that's wonderful no it's not it's not wonderful so how old you were um how old was i i think i was yeah i was in my 30s when she stopped winning the bed for me i think i was probably 15 16. maybe my mom told me i was like three years or maybe four years old why oh wow look at you hot shot huh wow that's so great three years old superstar what do you want a trophy three years old and you're not wet in the bed anymore but can't figure out how to fix a computer it was not the computer issue okay it was the network issue so what you're telling me is a 12 year old who put a prank on the computer had your whole expert team working all night and you couldn't figure it out i didn't say miss on the computer we were working on your ip address okay but i asked get rid of windows rg and you didn't know how because it was not in the operating system how is there a network issue you were looking at windows rg yesterday when you told me there was a problem is there even a problem problem in the network yes it is now don't touch the mouse we are working please where's the problem what do you see on the screen click on the yes i don't understand how could you have found a problem on a fake program because we are not fake the person who put that fake profile was a teenager your grandson just to prank their friend okay right but you you were using that last night when you said that you found a virus so it was not the virus it was the hackers how did you find hackers on a prank i'm gonna show you you know what i'm gonna show you right i think i'd like a refund we haven't received anything good i hope it doesn't go through we wasted our time last night it looks like my computer's working fine right now me show you something leave the mouse miss just close just minimize the steam viewer yeah it looks like it's working perfectly so my problem was i was clicking windows update that's it that's why i called you now tell me here tell you what let me show you okay do you see this uh it says please insert now tell me do you ask don't touch the mouse let me show you please don't touch it don't touch it please okay let me show you don't touch it okay sorry let me text my grandson m-e-t-s-t-a-t i'll ask him if he knows what that is so what do you want now uh well is my computer is it fixed it's already fixed but we are working on your email your primary concern but you do not understand this oh okay great when will i get my emails back in next 20 minutes all right okay so now please hang up the line and do not touch the mouse all right okay so in 20 minutes i'll have my email back yes you will have the email back and william will talk to you then all right announcement hello this is candice candice well why did you click on the windows update again i just i wanted to see if it would work this time okay then go out of it please didn't work yeah reboot it well you just keep working on the network okay okay so man please just go back you let me know when the network is done all right call me back when the network's done please go ma'am we need to work on your gmail and we cannot work with this rg so exit out from the i don't want i don't care about my gmail account so what do you care about it the hackers who stole my emails they didn't we didn't let them to do that you know what hold on a second let me see i wonder if the reason that i couldn't get to my email was because of windows rg no it was not let me let me that might be it i couldn't find my email but maybe it's there after all hold on tomorrow we have already did it um let me see let me see if i can if i can get in there you keep going you go ahead and keep work you keep working on the uh the network or whatever and i'll check i want you to don't do anything right now we have worked on it yes it's working now oh perfect well great good timing good timing so please let us complete our why did you okay why did you close out because we need to work on the network first it's not safe now let me just check and see if my emails are back let me just check and see if you don't mind hold on a moment your email is completely good now all right well then i guess i don't need your help anymore after all we did it oh you did what did you do yes we fixed your network and your email i mean to be honest it sounds like my grandson it sounds like the only problem was like something he was just doing a prank he was just doing a prank well it seems like he accidentally indirectly pranked you for three hours so i all night because you spent all night [Laughter] now please leave the mouse okay let me connect to the network department so they can work on the network all right okay and i know you you didn't go to the bank you didn't make any payment you were faking i went to the bank and did you make the payment yes so why didn't why didn't you bring the receipt oh i i don't like to keep extra trash yeah when the other people called me this morning to ver that the other people that work with you they they verified the new account that you wanted me to send the money to ma'am you should have not answered the call yeah but christine and them they they they gave me the account um what was it at yeah um bank government it was a bank of america account and our account was what um i don't know they said that your account um it was the old account or something so uh i want to see you on the screen i remember correctly don't worry i sent it to the new one jpmorgan chase yeah i sent it to the new one though now miss just give me only 15 minutes okay and do not touch the computer at all why because we need to complete the work on your network security for lifetime oh right okay so please do not test the computer and i will call you back in next 10 to 15 minutes okay thank you all right what does he even want to do at this point he should understand that i sent the money to the wrong people hello this is chris candice candice yeah this is alan candice allen i was talking to you for almost two days since last night oh ellen hi how are you how are you doing i'm okay how are you i'm doing really good so you chatted with the william last and he told you everything that you have our technical support number saved at the bottom on your screen right right and in future if you would be facing any trouble with the email any software issue any network issue you need to dial that number okay right because i paid for the lifetime plan exactly all right miss they must be google microsoft yahoo or apple or pretend to be any brand simply hang up in their face okay okay so anybody who calls me just hang up exactly until you recognize who you are talking to and let me tell you one more thing because i recognized your legitimate come exactly so okay can you hold on one second you've reached candace's voicemail if you'd like to talk to candace press one now otherwise if you'd like to place an order for toothbrushes press three otherwise if you're calling about my craigslist posting for the can of beans press 9 or remain on the line and you can leave a message we didn't get your message would you like to re-record that press one now we didn't get your message would you like to re-record that press one now we didn't get your message would you like to re-record that press one now what are you doing we didn't get your message would you like to re-record that press one now we didn't get your message would you like to re-record that sorry i'm back i hit you on the hold what was that what was what what was that what you put me on the hold yeah my grandson helped me put together a custom uh whole sequence i forgot about that okay so you sell toothbrush oh yes yes are you there sorry i'm here okay uh you're asking about the tooth do you want to buy a toothbrush no i don't we have three models in stock all made out of mahogany wood custom carved by my husband squirrel hair nylon and plastic bristles good so now i told you that you have our toll-free number and the technical support number right so in future if you would need our help in anything just give us a call back all right okay all right okay all right ma'am all right well nine out of ten doctors um agree you should brush your teeth so if you'd like one let me know i do brush my teeth twice a day i'm sure you do good good for you there i do what kind of twist brush do you use i use a little b oh corporate shield okay i all right well whatever whatever hello yes who's this this is alan candice oh how are you doing is this about my craigslist posting no miss the beans aren't for sale anymore someone bought them ma'am this is alan who fix your email and the computer hell yesterday and day before yesterday alan yes hi how are you how are you doing i'm having a hard day today why um i got involved in a little bit of a situation with the social security department and i'm not supposed to talk about it anyway okay then don't so miss real um i haven't received the payment i i sent it to the account that the remember the other day your manager called me um that lady kathleen i think her name was i sent it to the account that she gave me so you should have received it by now and could you please confirm me the account information you sent it was sent to an account um let's see it was a bank of america account and the account holder it was in atlanta georgia no it was not well that's what kathleen said sorry christine or kathleen or something like that no no yes okay why are you doing this she called and said that remember you talked to her remember no i didn't sir i didn't i told you that they were the scammer they tried to scam you and hack your devices that's what they did i was the one who fixed your email i was the one who worked on your computer all night and my team don't you remember yeah and my grandson taught you how to fix it yeah i did and then you didn't even send the money yes i did to the bank of america account and then he uh you the information of jp morgan chase then not the bank of i know but that kathleen or christine or whatever said that that account was no longer the one descended to i told you this yesterday i already told you then congratulation they have scammed you seventeen hundred dollars and they got hacked into your devices and your email there again that's what you did congratulations about what tribe i misunderstood because you didn't send the money to us yes i i think you're missing the point your manager called and told me to send it to a different account who who christine no she's not with us i told you yesterday when you put me with those people on the call i told you and even you told them that you are the scammers and stealing money from me and then you hung up that was christine wait christine is the scammer i thought it was someone else how would you fix it i mean what how will you pay our money i don't i'm sorry are you saying it you don't get you don't have the 16 199 dollars no not at all not a 16 cent even not even the 16 cent mix candice i don't know what to say you didn't send the money to anyone you are lying yes why are you calling me a liar i don't remember calling you a liar i'm just saying no nobody would appreciate being called a liar but you didn't send the money to us that's the truth and this well i i don't understand what happened in our organization is christine okay so she's definitely with not with us not at all are you in front of your computer can you hold on just a minute why i need to maybe i can call my bank or something give me give me one second sorry a little hello today is march 3rd 2021 if you'd like to leave a voicemail you can you can wait your turn you'll hear a beep eventually otherwise if you're calling about the craigslist posting press nine or if you'd like to place a toothbrush order press three hello today is march 3rd 2021 if you'd like to leave a voicemail you can you can wait your turn you'll hear a beep eventually otherwise if you're calling about the craigslist posting press nine or if you'd like to place a toothbrush order press three hello today is march 3rd 2021 okay are you still there hello i am okay um i guess i'll call my bank and see what happened um maybe i can cancel you're saying that you didn't get the money that i wanted ma'am why would i tell you lie not a single penny we gave you the information william gave you the information of jpmorgan said that bank wasn't working anymore and that she was your man why would five would buy wood william gave you an inactive account information well people make mistakes just use your head just you make mistakes all the time why no no yes professional paper never make mistakes well no i you made a mistake unknowingly i mean earlier today you did a mistake if you did send them money on that back of america account and it's your mistake pretended that my car got broken into when i was talking to suppose i tell me are you in front of your computer i i don't know the money's not in my account someone has that money how do i know i can trust you oh so now you are saying how would you trust me [Music] well all i can that tell you is that we didn't get a single penny miss and do not tell me that you do not trust me you know who you are talking to that's what you said to those people yesterday on the phone call that i i know who i'm talking to he's telling he's telling the truth you you are not with them yes but now you're saying this you didn't get the money not at all not at all we didn't get our money okay okay if you do not leave us all i can do all i can do i'll make this right i don't want this no what account do you want me to send it to i will talk to the bank and that will find out you are you in front of your computer no so please be in front of my grandson is fixing it i don't even have it right now okay okay is there a is there an account i can send the money to i don't believe that you would do this now now you want to save your money you just let our technicians spend their hours of precious hours on your issue and fix it and put the security for lifetime and you made a mistake and now you don't trust me i do trust you miss would you like me to send the money or not i told you i'll make this right yes some kind of criminal stealing from from you i'm i'm not saying this i'm still telling you that you made a terrible mistake to send the money to the other account well i'm sure i'll figure out a way to cancel it the bank will know what to do okay do you have a pen and a piece of paper yes why okay go ahead and note down the account information in which you need to send the money okay give me it's a new one right because your old one isn't working just i'm giving you the same one to jp morgan chase bank account well i had that written down but i wrote please confirm me that read the information for me please are you sure this one's working read it back to me yes miss why wouldn't it work what why would we give you okay i don't understand count okay and the amount is 1699.97 all right okay well i'll talk to my bank and if they can cancel that other payment i will send the money i'll make this right i will i will i will call you in an hour okay for an update all right all right go to your bank right now i mean do whatever you want to do and send the money in this jpmorgan chase back when linda willingham's account okay now who's linda she's all right right right okay so allison sorry i was thinking about christine for a minute let me uh no please forget those names okay christine and i'll see if yeah maybe she can send the money i'll actually i'll give this account to christine or something we'll we'll figure it out i'll figure this out maybe i'll tell christine i'm gonna call you back in an hour do not talk i told him this yesterday i guess he just didn't understand thank you for calling in support you were talking with me i'm gonna help you uh hi is ellen available you want to talk to alan yes please could you please confirm me with your name sir i'm calling on i'm calling on on behalf of one of his uh customers it's it happens to be my my mother okay and can you please confirm me with your mother's name do you have any case id black customer id anything that you can prove i can arrange a call back for you candace real all right give me a moment okay thanks yeah i just missed a call from i i just missed a call i'm sorry i didn't get that i i just missed the call from my mom my mom is uh i'm helping my mom with a couple things around the house and i just missed a call so you just received a call from us is that what you're saying yep yeah and he said his name was ellen but then the phone call got disconnected so i'm just calling back that's all okay i'm so sorry now i get the point he wants to talk to ellen right yup please thanks i'm gonna be arranging the call back in as soon as possible i'm gonna be sending them a mail that wants to talk to ellen i need your number where i can mention you wants a call back from ellen on which number and you can show me the number sir i guess i guess i don't understand are you saying like he's not he's not available is this not his phone number because i just i just called it and he just called that's me you are uh you will be getting a call back in next couple of minutes uh and then we'll be talking to you soon okay give me just 5-10 minutes let me arrange a call like i have this number here three three nine so ellen will be talking to in just about five to ten minutes all right is that gonna work sir now

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Published: Sun Mar 28 2021