when Genestealer Cults learn the truth | a Warhammer 40k story

my lords I confess that I Lord you to this world under false pretenses there is no poetry recital [Music] intentions governor I have been granted a revelation a gift from the emperor he has appeared to us here in this world in a new aspect a Divine form worthy of his mighty spirit oh that sounds radical it sounds extremely heretical but then you are you how was this Divine fall then with pleasure my lords behold how suffering In the Flesh descended among his subjects to uplift them to the heavens our forearmed emperor of mankind [Music] human to tell me that our beloved forearmed Emperor was a mighty Zeno Overlord exploiting our love for he on terror to expand his evil empire oh look exactly you see jeans he was actually pretty low down in the round of enemies easy barely an inconvenience not the milkiest that looks but still pretty Booky yeah I shot like six of them cafeteria this morning I tried to pry up in my backpack for Roscoe Space Marine Scouts I bet you feel pretty silly right now but I I sacrificed my firstborn son to him I uploaded everything I have to move into his lap when my wife protested he told me to kill her I made waste to all my friends and family because he promised us that the day of reception was at hand I need me to be pacific I've Lobster shut up at my house and told me to kill all my friends and family guy I would simply refuse wanted to land in humanity and scared to casinos was mutating you all into a pre-owned couple puppy well I I mean when you when you put it like that well the good news for you is that a German Fleet is going to be here in a couple of hours to reconstitute his biomass so are we better skin Apple before things get hairy oh when will the evacuation Fleet arrive for us some of us are indeed a little uh changed but we remain loyal Servants of the Imperium I can spit out my ears [Music] I will do my Lord so thank you for this Illuminating conversation huh boy what a couple of nice guys they they didn't give me a hard time at all [Music]

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Length: 3min 27sec (207 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 24 2023