What's The Worst Thing You Did As a Horny Teen?

leave a like and subscribe right now or she will visit you in your bed tonight ass credit what was the worst thing you did as a horny team there was this girl I had a crush on when I was 13 or 14 that I sat beside in class she had this habit of biting on her pen I remember we were joking one day about how gross it was that she bites on her pen because she bit a hole in it and you could see her spit starting to collect in the tube of the pen about an hour after that I grabbed the pen from her desk took it to the bathroom emptied all the saliva from it onto my dick and jerked off using her spit as lube after I returned the pen to her desk that is literally the most duct up thing I ever did sexually I remember I felt guilty about it for days having went to Catholic school we had a family party at my hot cousin's house one day and when nobody was looking I went over to their key rack and pocketed one of their house keys after the party I went to Home Depot and made a duplicate of their house key her parents got mad at the rest of the family a day later because their key was missing so in the middle of the night I went to their house put the original key on the porch rang the doorbell and ran like hell now I had to play the waiting game their whole family went on vacation to Vegas for spring break so this was my chance in the middle of the night after my dad dropped them off at the airport I used the duplicate key to quietly break into their house now I was free to do what I was planning for the last few months I immediately went to my hot cousins room and stripped myself naked I had this rush that I never experienced before because I was technically committing a crime while horny I went into her closet and practically dove into her dirty laundry pile rolling around in it sniffing the duck out of it and thing my dirty teenage self could think of I rolled around in her bed and just all over it while covered in her dirty laundry after about thirty minutes I got nervous because I left so many lights on and saw a couple neighbors on the phone staring at the house I went out the back door and jumped the fence only to come face-to-face with another neighbor who for sure saw my face he tried to grab my arm but I was too quick for him and I dipped to this day I'm scared as duck to go in their neighborhood but holy [ __ ] that was the greatest experience of my life worth it that seems like a lot of work to get a quality fam I applaud your effort though I used to steal panties every chance I had to sneak off to some girls room and grab a quick thong I hopped on that [ __ ] i plundered the drawers of middle school girlfriends the daughters of family friends and friends sisters I still see some of those people and I'll think about how close I sometimes came to be in court when I was 12 I was home alone and extremely horny when masturbation wasn't enough I walked around the house naked with a boner I was looking for somewhere to put it in after some searching I saw my bicycle I laid it down on the floor and pillar drive my penis into the peg I only got two pumps in before I realized how terrible of an idea this was I proceeded to feel disgusted with myself for the rest of the summer bro you ducked a bike you could say he gave it a ride I was 9 a boy at school told me and my friend about sex and masturbation and all that good stuff he didn't really go into too details however all I got out of it was that if you get naked and abetters involved you'll have a good time so I got naked and sat on my bed I sat there for a bit and nothing happened so eventually I gave up and got up and BAM giant [ __ ] stain all over where I was sitting to explain to my parents I just told them I was changing my underwears and farted also I'm a girl edit for those asking I actually did fart that's how the [ __ ] got there in my mind it comes down to one or two things that I can think of in my eighth grade Spanish class everybody was kind of paired off with their desks and I sat next to this one girl who I only really knew because of her boyfriend we started talking some and it got kind of flirty and I decided one day I would just without my dick so I did that during class I then proceeded to beat one off for her while the teacher was going on about one thing or another that was an oddly invigorating experience this one isn't completely the worst thing I did but in ninth grade my girlfriend at the time gave me a [ __ ] this public second-floor balcony that people used to enter and exit the second floor of the building underneath this balcony was a restaurant and being that it was midday people were at the restaurant I guess it was hard to tell when I would have finished because she was completely flabbergasted when I came in her mouth she ended up going to the edge of the balcony and splitting it down to the restaurant seating below we heard someone shout something up at us but we bolted back inside before anything could happen definitely not some of my finer moments but who hasn't been there quite long but it's pretty interesting in my opinion so let's get to it I was 16 home alone and a druggie I did a line of butcher sugar since I knew my mum wouldn't be home till late anyways I got super horny and jacked off about three times but I was still high and really horny so I put on a speedo I had from swim team and while I was in the restroom admiring how fine I looked I spotted something that could cure my horniness a plunger so I got the plunger and thought about how I would go about this I figured it was way too dirty to just users so I got a condom and slapped it on that bad boy but I ran into another problem no Lube so I went down to my kitchen to see if I couldn't find something to use as lube then I saw it vegetable oil so I ran to the restroom oiled up the condom plunger stuck it to the door and shot that bad boy up the old poop chute so there I was riding the plunger with my speedo still on while whacking off ferociously when it starts to stink to high hell and I kind of got a grip on what I was doing that I thought a Duquette I've already come this far might as well finish so I shot my load wiped it with a speedo and threw it and the condom in my dumpster outside to never be discovered after my moment of shame my ass started to bleed and hurt like hell so I did the only sensible thing another line and then shoved one of my mum's tampons up my ass to stop the meeting I decide to try relax after that horrendous ordeal so there I'm watching some TV in my room when I hear my mom walk in the front door but she's not alone she brought her damn boyfriend home that's when I heard her yell turnip come and meet my asshat of a new boyfriend so I freaked I still had that tampon up my bunghole but being high on coke I forget [ __ ] I'm a damn rockstar I got this so I go down there confident as can be and meet this huge brick [ __ ] of a man all the while a tampon is dangling out of my ass everything was going well until I sat on the couch to chat the Tampin got sucked up into my abyss of a rectum so I try to rush to my room as soon as small talk was done but my mom dropped a bomb she tells me that they picked up Chinese and they want me to sit and eat with them at the table so I have no choice as I'm sitting there I feel that Tammi start playing prairie dog with my brown starfish then I felt the worst sensation to date the blood and poop covered tampon came squeezing out of ass asshat exclaimed what the hell is that smell something died in here I said the dog must have pooped somewhere and went to clean it up I had to clench the poop and blood covered tampon between my cheeks all the way to the restroom where I disposed of it I then promptly took a shower then dismissed myself for bed in eighth grade I saw a girl's boob touch the edge of her desk not like naked boob or anything but like fully clothed boob when nobody was in the room I went over and licked the desk I'm not proud of this got an in-house suspension which is when you have to sit in a room all day at school rather than stay at home the room I had to stay in was attached directly to the vice principal's office it had nothing in it except for a table and a chair I was supposed to be doing homework all day after a few hours of doing nothing and no one checking in on me I beat the [ __ ] out of my dick came on the carpet reposting my comment from a similar thread about a year ago I was about 13 I was out fishing in the great outdoors swimming through the water and fishing in one of these things so I'm partially under the water I'd been out there for a while and I got the urge hot since there's nothing boner-inducing about fishing perhaps it was a boredom boner since I wasn't getting any bites long story short I jerked it I came into the water and the current began to take it it was no more than five or so feet away from me when a fish came up and ate it I turned a rainbow trout into a condo sellin fish all was really young right before I really learned how to properly FAP but still exploring sexual stuff I would do things like hump my pillow or carve a hole into a nerf bowl for my wine all that was well and good until I tied my dick to my chair and then proceeded to trip over a stuffed animal almost ripping my dick off I still have the scars oh the humanity I had a really soft and fluffy blanket on my bed I would get naked and lay on it because it was so soft then I started moving around and found out how great it felt on my dick I would eventually start to come on that blanket a lot several times a night no cleanup I just left it my mom mentioned how dirty it was when she washed it one time edit apparently I'm now getting tagged as [ __ ] blanket duck she knew that was probably her subtle way of saying stop [ __ ] on the blanket it's gross I must abated on an airplane that was cool I guess hijacking there I said it I used to ride my bike quite a lot when I was a teenager one day I got this idea to ride my bike to my grandmother's house it's about eight miles roundtrip so I ride my bike out there and sure as [ __ ] they are not home there's a huge field probably a quarter of a mile long and on the way down this hill a road with no hands and then it struck me I shoved my hand in my pocket and beat my [ __ ] until I came riding a bike no-handed down a fairly steep hill I think about this quite often and I'm so glad I didn't fall off my bike I ain't even mad that's impressive used a plastic sandwich bag as a condom I once heard a story about two people using a lace chip bag as a condom needless to say the girl needed medical attention afterwards family size or snack size shouldered on with Pringles I guess when I was 12 I used anything I could get my hands on to masturbate pens hairbrush handfuls and most memorably marbles I would just let them roll around I was a weird kid edit I was going through my drawer and I found the same marbles they are kind of gross hey honey you ever noticed sometimes Jessica sounds like a can of spray paint when she comes down the stairs the surname lost my virginity in the gym bathroom during lunch how his good old coach McGillicutty as a young horny melting I could easily whack it three to four times a day double that for the weekends I was also fairly adventurous in my self-preservation having grown tired of good ol lefty and righty one night I made a game-changing observation my erect ik fit snugly into an empty paper towel roll clearly realizing the cardboard tube would tear my Woodie to shreds I needed some kind of lubricant shaving cream would become that game-changing implement of masturbation good ol Barbasol would have worked fine but I had something else edge sensitive skin shave gel now guys if you have used this product on your face you know two things one this [ __ ] expands like crazy and two it leaves your face with a tingly clean feeling so having filled the role with said lubricant I began going to town not too long after I began to feel the familiar tingle that has made this shave gel famous except because it was all over my penis the sensation was multiplied by 100 I was horny and determined so I fought through it ended up getting off and immediately taking a shower to rid my body of the zesty tingle so word of advice guys if you are going to use a paper towel roll and shaving cream as duck toys don't you shave gel use Barbasol it's also way cheaper one summer back in the glory days of teeming teenager sexuality me and a few friends made a fake vagina of sorts we took a Solo Cup and stuffed it with papaya towels until a nice cushy tunnel was formed we then took a plastic sandwich bag and lined the paper towel Tunnel we headed on down to my friend's camper in the woods and each Tucker turn ducking it swapping the back for a clean one after each use where things really took a turn was when we ran out of lotion to lubricate our Franken [ __ ] with and used shampoo instead dick tried out so bad I got an open sore and being 13 I couldn't keep my hands off myself to let it properly heal for a good six to eight months this one is from my teenage years I reckon I was in the sixth or the seventh grade I was really really awkward around girls and going to an all-boys school didn't really help the case or maybe that's why I was awkward so once I had a girl from my neighborhood come over at my house we played around a bit and when she left I quietly went in the kitchen and took the glass she used to drink water from and kept it in my room I actually preserved it for over a month I don't know what I was planning to do with it edit ah Duquette it's a throw away I kissed it to get an indirect kiss and now I'm sad edit - it's comforting to know that I'm not alone dude I've got a killer masturbated while sharing a bed with my mother in a hotel we got stuck in on a shitty road trip I was trying to be super quiet didn't make a sound but couldn't stop my legs from twitching now and then I thought I got away with it until just after I came when she rolled over threw her hand up over her face and started laughing hysterically I was so embarrassed that I ran in the bathroom and threw up and then slept on the floor she laughed at me the entire rest of the trip what the duck was wrong with me I still want to throw up when I think about it she says it's her fault for never teaching me anything about sex / the human body / puberty at any point in my life but my parents were worried I had sleep apnea they shed yield a sleep study for me they hooked me up to all these sensors and told me not to roll over too much the nurse administering the sleep study was really really really ducking heart and I could see her through the glass in the other room while I was supposed to be sleeping she was talking to another nurse and they were laughing and joking I couldn't hear them but oh my god she was unbelievable to look at so I rubbed one out had no idea they could tell by reading data from those sensors them explaining the readings to my parents was really awkward you've been visited by lucky cat comment Jif me luck please lucky cat for 24 hours of good luck thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos

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Length: 16min 15sec (975 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 19 2019