What's The Fastest You've Seen A Couple Go From Married To Divorced? r/AskReddit Reddit Stories

what's the fastest you've seen a couple go from married to divorced and what caused it i know two couples who got married for the sole purpose of having six together both marriages lasted a year combined a relative of mine was forced into a shotgun wedding the bride had a miscarriage so they got divorced a month later i went to a wedding where the bride got drunk and the groom picked up a phone and saw that she was sixting a co-worker during the entire wedding he told the officient to not file the paperwork great reception though edit this occurred at the end of the reception as they were leaving to go to the honeymoon suite the story is she was very drunk and her phone kept getting notifications so he picked it up they did not go on their honeymoon and they returned the gifts to everyone the guests weren't told about what happened for a couple weeks as the bride was trying to save the relationship i was also not privy to the legality of the nuptials not being submitted to the city clerk so i can't help on that front years and years ago my uncle's girlfriend planned a wedding and invited everyone and didn't tell him until the week of i don't know the whole story about why she did it but he went through with it and quietly got it annealed and broke up with her some friends who had been dating for a few months got married in las vegas a sort of a drunken joke the girl found out she would lose a lot of her trust fund because of being married a gaggle of four lawyers were flown in and got a very quick retroactive annulment marriage lasted four days except legally it was declared to have never existed at all they dated for three more years then broke up my cousin and her first husband got divorced after about a month because one of them lived in houston and the other in dallas and they never really agreed how they were going to deal with that i'm sure there were other things too but that was the official story my neighbor got married at 19 and divorced when she was 20. her parents got divorced while she was dating the guy and she moved in with him a couple months into the relationship together less than a year before they got married super young couple together for such a short time almost never works out she didn't learn her lesson though because she got engaged to someone else barely a year later they called it off and broke up before getting married though sadly that's the happy story of the family because her younger sister got pregnant at 16 to a guy in his 30s and then a couple years later got pregnant by him again and married him he is currently in prison for statutory abuse of a 13 year old happened while they were together but they're still married with two children and she defends him on facebook all the time one of my friends from college filed for divorce 10 months after her wedding they were never really a good match and everyone could see it honestly i think she just wanted to have a wedding and be a princess for a day once she realized she actually had to keep the guy she started having second thoughts next door neighbor got married less than two months later she moved out said he was abusive and a drunk a couple of weeks later he shot and killed their neighbor through the front door after an escalating feud involving the neighbor's dog getting shot with a bow and arrow one week a couple of friends seemed happily married next thing i know the wife has shared a pic of herself on the beach in a wedding dress being lofted by some goth looking long-haired dude her new groom no idea my dad and his second wife made it like not even four months before she left and i never saw or heard from her again she said she was going to give me an old nintendo 64. she never did a relative of mine had a marriage last less than three weeks they had been together for a couple years and even went to pre-marital counseling at their church for a few months to get ready their wedding was super lavish and it was clear a lot of prep and money went into it at their wedding they announced they were expecting their first child everything seemed great unfortunately the whole thing blew up when the wife discovered he had been cheating on her for almost their entire relationship with multiple women she found this out while in a foreign country on their honeymoon four months pregnant i know from her mom that she had complications in her pregnancy that they attribute to the stress of all of this they got married in the october she left him just after christmas the same year she was bored i don't know what he expected really she cheated on him when they were engaged too and he'd forgiven her when i worked at a college couple marries because she is pregnant once a baby in wedlock divorce annald i think actually when baby was born the wrong color three months later girl i went to hs with has four kids from her first marriage they divorced when they were in their early 40s she decides she wants to get married again she wants a religious family man and is convinced nigeria is the route to go she starts chatting up nigerian guys on facebook goes over there marries a guy she just met via her facebook husband search after a few months of her sending money to him after she's home she's unable to one month because she has four kids to worry about he freaks out and they wind up getting it annulled but wait there's more a year later she's on her way to nigeria again because she's found another guy to marry this time she goes over there once to visit comes home then basically is i am not giving you money until we marry she goes back over again within six months to marry him a month after getting home she finds out she's pregnant all is well eventually she's unable to send money because four kids with twins on the way and that comes first he gets upset and they wind up divorced she later finds out he'd been chatting up other women around the world and getting money from them and was only going to use her for a green card to get to the states i honestly don't feel bad for her i feel bad for her six kids to have to witness their mom make stupid decisions no idea how the hell she afforded all those plane tickets she's given up on nigeria now jamaica is on her sites now so i am pretty sure before long we'll see a shotgun wedding in jamaica edited for spelling i have a friend who proposed to his girlfriend like a week after he caught her cheating on him he thought it would bring them closer and fix their relationship needless to say he drove by his house on lunch a few months later and saw her co-workers truck in the driveway she's getting deer down in his house and he just drives right by they are currently getting divorced after barely a year of marriage my friend married this woman after years of dating they were together about six months then on their first christmas he got her a present and she got him nothing later that night she left their house and didn't come back until the next morning apparently she had made an account on some dating site on christmas met a guy and slept with him that night she came clean the next day but that was the end of their six-month marriage it is very tragic but dad was driving two of his boys home from a camping trip and they got into an accident and the car went into the lake dad was able to rescue the oldest boy but he could not get the youngest out of his car seat in time they were able to get the little one breathing but he had no brain activity and they had to pull the plug the marriage ended pretty much immediately my wife's family's neighbor's daughter got married and threw a huge wedding day bash like spent 50-70 grand then not even two weeks later got divorced she had been cheating on her husband throughout the engagement but still wanted her us a special day i heard later on that she had asked her mom if she had to live with her husband after they got married the husband had an unsolicited outburst at a family dinner i know you guys know i do meth and you need to back off about i.t wife didn't know her dad didn't know nobody knew my own marriage in 2004 kissed my wife goodbye for a three-month deployment to pakistan in march i never saw her again after two months of being there she told me she wanted to leave me at the time there was a loophole in divorce law one website was exploding quicksomeplaydivorce.com lawyers in grain were allowed to process uncontested divorces pretty quickly paid eight hundred dollars and sent her the paperwork we were living in germany at the time and she signed and left for the u.s before i got home the divorce was finalized in august of 2004. what caused it dunno really honestly she was unhappy prior to my departure we had only been married a couple years we kind of rushed to get married in 2002 when i got orders to germany the actual divorce has to wait because of visa issues but basically they got married everything was fine and then about a month later she got weirdly quiet about their relationships and about nine months after the wedding he told her he thinks of her like a sister holiday romance long distance for several years a duck ton of red flags and the second they moved in together things went to hell basically he didn't do it around the home she earned all the money and paid for all of his stuff on top of it he then squandered her money even when she asked him not to she actually had to put a limit on his phone contract i don't think he planned to leach on her he's just an inconsiderate [ __ ] they're waiting it out because she's too nice to send him back relative of mine got married and divorced six months later turns out they had never seriously discussed whether or not they wanted children prior to getting married one adamantly wanted children and the other didn't and it drove them apart they were together for three or four years before getting married and somehow never figured this out had a bit of a tip off when we didn't see the bride at the reception she was next door in the carriage house restroom sobbing she had just found out on her wedding day that her groom had once been engaged to one of her bride's mates the groom was not cheating on her but just never got around to telling her that he and one of their mutual friends had once been an item the groom spent the reception at the bar the restaurant staff served the meal but there was no cake cutting bridal dance etc wedding photographer here over five years i know of three couples that are no longer together one couple married in september divorced by february one couple had been high school sweethearts waited 10 years to get married and the marriage from what i can see lasted less than a year the other couple the groom was drunk for the whole wedding felt up his mother and they used to post their photos all over fb and ig now they are no longer to be seen and the status of married is gone my parents voted for two different candidates in the 2016 presidential election and filled for divorce soon afterwards not sure how long it took the divorce to actually happen but i went to a wedding where the bride didn't go home with the groom afterwards there wasn't any cheating she just decided she didn't want to be a military wife they were together before he enlisted so i think part of it was that she wasn't ready to move away from her family it just sucked that she waited until that day to tell anyone three weeks city girl moved to the country and hated it she moved back to the city and hasn't left it [Music] good friend of mine got married on their honeymoon husband tells her he needs space and isn't sure what he wants then he tells her he's leaving her for her best friend who he's having an affair with my friend is now blissfully happy and thriving and he's still a piece of garbage [Music] i filed for divorce six months after i got married we had been together for two years before we even tied the knot he decided since we were married and lived together that date nights were no longer necessary since he saw me every day so he would spend all weekend every weekend with his friends i was also ill when we first got together and underweight because of it i put on a little weight and was healthy he told me he wasn't as attracted now that i had gained weight i was 145 pounds at five feet seven i note the duck out of there i try to think back and remember any red flags but he truly turned into a different person after i was legally bound to him young couple in their late twenties bride was the daughter of a friend daughter never learned to budget save spend wisely pay bills on time prioritize they both worked full-time at good jobs in san francisco and lived in pacific heights in a purchased condo that was quite nice she took them both into a ton of debt had to have the very latest of everything that was material in nature clothing furniture etc she would put 1 000 on their credit card in an hour on absolutely nothing she nagged her husband from the moment he walked in the door from work even in front of company it lasted two years he couldn't get away fast enough her wedding photos were hilarious no smiles how about the bride that pushed her new husband off a cliff on day eight when people noticed he wasn't around she notified the police then when they started searching for him and asking questions she sent an anonymous email from joe the plumber from her parents computer saying he is dead then when they still didn't stop investigating she led the search and rescue party directly to his body she said god led her to the spot at the funeral she seemed relieved and guests heard her say she was glad that the police didn't have to be involved anymore eventually she made up a story about it being an accident finally she confesses to everything they hadn't even consummated the marriage it's a trippy ride but here's the link when i was in the army my ex-wife and i were good friends with a couple that lived a few doors down from us one day i get home from work and he's sitting on his front doorstep i said hey he said dude you gotta come see this so i walked into his house and it's empty completely not a scrap of paper not a bag of trash the weird thing was every cabinet door was open refrigerator door open every drawer open if it was supposed to be closed it was open their available the night before laughing it up drinking wine having a great time no sign of a thing wrong he said the first thing he did was call her parents house and her father answered the phone before he could even ask if he knew what was going on the father said bill you need to let it go and hung up remember that line from true lies when tom arnold says his ex-wife even took the ice cube trays well she took the ice cube trays also took all of his uniforms and other clothes he literally had the clothes on his back and what was in his pockets to his name i never did find out what the motivator was she was just gone two weeks kind of a long story my sister was married to a real jackass she stayed too long and the divorce has been bitter the ex-husband is convinced my sister has a secret trust fund she is living off of and he wants half there is no such trust fund i mean in what hopefully will be many years when my dad dies there may be money from his trust but he's very much alive so he's not entitled to that so my sister hooked up with another guy who apparently is friends with the ex the ex told him about the trust fund and somehow convinced my gullible sister to marry him in the hopes that he would be more successful in getting the trust fund the one that doesn't exist this new husband within days of marrying my sister brought his ex-girlfriend baby mama who was supposedly in an abusive relationship and his child to stay with them very shortly after it was learned that new hubby has been with baby mama the entire duration of the relationship and the guy only went out with her because he thought she was a trust fund kid so within a couple of weeks after the nuptials they were at each other's throats and he had thrown out and actually arrested and basically kept all her belongings he filed a restraining order against so she couldn't come to the house i'm not saying my sister deserved this but she does have a habit of stretching the truth these guys didn't get the idea there was a trust fund from their asses this marriage only basically lasted two weeks [Music] my uncle had married someone three months after dating them he had two dachshunds and two cats she demanded that he got rid of the dogs and got two new ones of a choice they divorced in two weeks got married immediately after graduating college she had a job and he refused to even try to find one and just sat around at home all day playing video games and surfing the internet divorced within six months he started using meth again after years of recovery they were married for less than a year kind of sad really he's in rehab now i knew a couple that did the whole i don't know if i can make a commitment like getting married to you but having two kids with you is nbd deal and after a couple years of it they tie the knot a couple months later her fb status is single he was a massage therapist and had three girls on the side that he was meeting for their night massages because she works all day and can't come in then a friend of mine worked for her husband's brother it's how they met once they got married her boss stopped paying her because she was family now and you don't have to pay family so she quit and found another job immediately without consulting her husband and in a fury her husband changed all the locks while she was asleep in the back bedroom and put deadbolts on the outside of the door so she could only leave their house if he let her out and took her cell phone they didn't have a landline it took her about two hours to get a hold of us online dumbass didn't think she could contact people with a laptop so we called the police who busted down the door and got her out husband went to prison her divorce went through real quick and now five years later she lives on the coast and got engaged again to a very sweet guy who knows we're all watching like hawks friend of mine was divorced and remarried in the same month we all thought it was a little quick but turns out they had been hot for each other for years anyway a couple months after she got married i saw her facebook status changed to separated don't know if they're still married or not [Music] my cousin married a pregnant woman after she gave birth she divorced my cousin for reasons saying he was abusive etc to her but we all knew she didn't want people to know she got knocked up by someone else other than my cousin [Music] friend of mine got married after dating the guy for seven years huge wedding eight months later found out the husband was banging one of her friends who was also at wedding worked at a wedding venue and the bride told the groom who was from arkansas that there was to be no call of the hogs during the wedding speech groomsmen proceeds to do it anyway and the bride was furious and went into the back with the bridal party dude slapped her and said this it is getting an old tomorrow honestly she might have not dodged the slap but she dodged a bullet one of my classmates nhs married her boyfriend before graduating college she was one of those girls that had her entire life planned so we were a little surprised that she didn't wait to graduate but he was just about perfect so it made sense he was intelligent motivated sweet etc he would come over to her house on weekends and mow her grass do little repair jobs take out the trash perfect courtship beautiful proposal a wedding that everyone talked about for weeks six mo later we go out for a girls night and we beg for details on her wedded bliss seeing as she's the first one married and she breaks down he had just stopped everything he had done before marriage just disappeared it was like he was done adulting and reverted back to childhood wouldn't eat anything but spaghetti and chicken nuggets literally started skipping class cut his hours at work to less than half didn't do any housework any yard work would spend the entire night up with his best friend plating video games to the point the friend complained drama intensified and they were divorced before they hit their one year anniversary my cousin was married and then three months later he had a brain aneurysm and survived his new wife divorced him soon after saying she wasn't prepared for that he's now married to someone much nicer and 20 times more attractive my sister was married and divorced before i even heard they were married i'm not sure how long it lasted but i never even heard of the guy so it couldn't have been more than a week or two about 30 minutes bride told the groom and the run-up to the wedding do not smash the cake in my face do not his buddies all got on him about being a [ __ ] and showing her who's really in charge of this marriage i was at the wedding he smashed the cake in her face she walked out of the reception and had it annulled me and my ex-wife seven months of total time married before the divorce papers were signed by the judge turned out she had been cheating on me the whole engagement and the year and a half of our relationship before that i just happened to look into finding out because she said she was staying the night with her sister but her sister called me to talk to her turns out she was staying the night at a boy toys three weeks it was an arranged marriage even the judge was surprised i don't know how long it took for them to actually get divorced but my uncle found out his new wife had been cheating on him right as they left on their honeymoon cruise his second wife was also a short marriage where she was cheating on him he's been happily married to his third wife for five years or so now so that's good at least the bride finding out the groom is gay on the day after they got married oof literally two days a guy held a wedding on 31.12 and one of his friends got really wasted and got into some trouble with the norwegian police the guy went to take him out of jail instead of going to his new wife he came home early in the morning a scandal followed which resulted in a few according to him slaps on her face since 1.01 was a holiday she filed for divorce on the second fun fact all divorces are caused by marriage this is something awful and doesn't quite fit the criteria man was engaged but was cheating on his fiance with some girl she apparently knew or found out before the wedding and told him that it had to to stop they go through with the wedding but he invited his mistress to the reception side girl was there broome was apparently talking to her so the bride left the reception from there she went back to their place took his gun and went to a hotel and killed herself really really awful bride and groom both worked on our military base at the time my male cousin couldn't land a full-time teaching job out of college so he had to substitute for a while ends up while college girls didn't give him a second look those cougars teaching second grade thought he was hot stuff anyways he wet his beak one too many times and when his wife found out about all his trysts that was the end of the marriage [Music] you

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