What The Hack Is This? | V I T A L I T Y (FINALE)

[Music] all right so we're pretty close to being done i think um i think uh where the hell we going is it this way uh we can grab a missile here wrong spot wrong hole yeah i mean i don't technically know if we're almost done but i'd imagine it's pretty close you've already killed all the bosses except ridley what was your question albert i'm sure it's very shock full of just what is it you ever come to the toilet yeah dude that's that's exactly the type of question that i can see you asking because apparently you have [Music] sounds worth a shot nice answer the question already no i have not wait do we have spin right we because we died and we were like making really good progress i'm surprised though you haven't why would that surprise you you're missing out oh darn okay i don't think that's anything if our call correctly just keep going this way [ __ ] [Music] sounds like a dog um you can have respin in this game but other than that uh you guys are really gross [Music] you guys disappoint me i have raised you all better than this um really dude wow i'm okay damn okay i feel like i missed something over here [Music] what's you guys favorite flavor of pop tart and key albert and to say cummies yep [Music] dude i can read you like a book s'mores is pretty good i really like maple brown sugar i get that it's overrated but it's good i'm a little bit afraid to even keep trying that i don't know if there's anything over there yeah i want to see what's up here uh nothing [ __ ] wasn't there something else over here i mean there might be i don't know well this is where we came from where did you come from where did you go home i already backtracked all that cause that's just this here what happens when i push this all the way down something oh get me back up there that was neat wait this thing [Music] yeah i just didn't want this thing to go back up [Music] wait regular missiles oh [ __ ] not down here there wasn't i messed up are those classified as enemies oh last time on this room but i guess we can get it but i see okay all right well i'll grab right i kind of hope there'd be something here but i don't think there is i'm working on learning speed running massive props man yeah it's uh it's a hard it's a hard um thing to learn man okay i feel like these are connected in some way like these are all like tubes it's like a tube system eventually that we can get through [Music] yeah but i only have three power bombs so a series of tubes yeah like warp holes oh [ __ ] oh there are blue tiles above me ain't they ain't they blew up they i was like directly above me am i gonna have to go all the way back around [Music] i figured out [Music] well it's just one thing don't say the f word frick uh should i go around don't feel like i want to yet is that worth it let's check over here first [Music] i mean not if it's a missile pack then i wouldn't say it's worth it i'm not cheating what if it's two missile packs well then man that's then worth it this is a trap lower the juice [Music] the [ __ ] is all this that oh what's all this man oh god we're cruising we are cruising okay so it's it's stopped [Music] this is pretty neat so we're definitely coming up on ridley and then after ridley this is this is some pretty cool aesthetic [ __ ] right here i like this yeah once we kill ridley we can um go down to that one area uh noob train thanks for the question i've gotta do this again i should just shine spark from right [Music] hmm so it's rod rodney are you looking gold you dead [Applause] it's pretty cool we got shiny ridley [Music] i can't believe it damn he got that bling though 24 karat gold ridley metroid 2. yeah i guess kind of [Music] [Music] okay i'm on like the weird layer well we gotta kill rodney again that's [ __ ] dude or samus's dead body oh [ __ ] got him [Music] it's gucci ridley time again i just really like the last ridley fight so i wanted to do it again [Music] [Music] [Music] you're dead yet nice really looking like old oats of splits yeah gold yeah you're right yeah you know what that does look like my splits you got a point yeah but gold rainbow encompasses gold as well and brown and blue actually no there is no brown on the rainbow [Music] okay let's not make that same mistake twice that was brutal don't worry this is this is safe we can get out of this one just fine that one's easy all right oh that's what the area was when you guys were like hey yo what's that blue thing good thing i didn't rap all the way back around that was sucked yeah where's this elevator really oh that's kind of neat [Music] oh really [Music] oh that's what this is wait what boss have when we fought yet i mean there's some mini bosses man [Music] [Music] okay we need gravity first we haven't fought craig yet yeah croc croc [Music] i really hope there's a way out of this like a way through this rather be a little bit disappointed if this was all for nothing was i supposed to have i really need gravity first for this well i mean not technically because i want to be a [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] okay so we need to do a double [Music] ah that didn't work [Music] no cheese it here comes the saw flock no [Music] didn't work i'm not soft walking [Music] this is [ __ ] annoying this should work [Music] wait no what am i doing wait how does this work again so i turn it off [Music] no i got this it doesn't work [Music] i'd well first of all my first thing isn't good okay now it's good okay i get it i get it all right all right i got it that's kind of close wait a minute i'm doing it wrong right i gotta turn it back on then off yeah i'm a dumbass hold on okay so you turn it you turn it on turn it off wait no hot [ __ ] i forgot dude [Music] it needs to be off and then okay wait it needs to be off [Music] and then we turn it back on and then we press that turn it off [Music] turn it back on okay [Music] all right i forgot i forgot [Music] no i haven't been drinking i just forgot [Music] [Music] [Music] this is gonna be worth it [Music] i told you it's gonna be worth it yo did i get into norfolk the wrong way [Music] were you supposed to hit norfair like the other way and then you grab it and then you go to wait a minute now how'd that work i don't feel like i came the wrong way it all felt kind of natural while i was doing it but then again i kind of forget what feels natural in this game [Music] um i really want to see what that is over there [Music] i wonder if i should turn around remember i couldn't uh because i needed a speed booster [Music] you can't see [ __ ] [Music] i mean i can see [ __ ] this is like a tube system we got a series of tubes here tony we got some tubes timothy yeah sure got some serious uh some tubular tubes tony tubular tubes is a smw uh [Music] that's super mario world right i listen to you during high school and if you don't shape up i'm gonna have to report you to school counselor for grading the hostile learning environment okay [Music] your teacher's a problem your teacher's probably a little [ __ ] you're afraid [Music] i'll [ __ ] them up dude [Music] what could have just came this way [ __ ] [Music] where am i [Music] [Music] all right [Music] you guys want me to turn the brightness up a little bit is that a little bit better for you please don't tell me i have to wait a year for this oh wait where is he going [Music] oh he cruised in this one [Music] he's gonna do something oh he narrowly missed that [Music] he's gonna do something my patience is gonna pay off [Music] you son of a [ __ ] [Music] yeah i know we already broke the blocks but [ __ ] um [Music] okay should i like make him do it again [Music] where is he [Music] is there anything here that's worth it or not no thank you who knows oh it's only one way to find out yeah ask pete's oil two ways [Music] [Music] [Music] i could have done that from the get-go i know these are just one-way tubes interesting [Music] [Music] he told the speedrunner of this game so he doesn't need as many items as you do i find that hard to believe [Music] uh [Music] hmm um [Music] i want to say that's it like i don't think i can get left yopito can't get can i go left from here or do i have to go up the elevator just real quick i was asking pete toil because [Music] i just wanted to feel special you know that's all he's got it's uh it's a really good hack so far [Music] top three sausages [Music] um i don't know how many sausages are there your mom sausage okay that's the last straw dude you sick bastard summer sausage is pretty good i like kielbasa i like kielbasa with uh well i pretty much just like didn't jump a lot oates comedy your mom dude that's because my brains just too [ __ ] small to come up with something fast enough there's some days to where i'm just on it and i can come up with some bangers but some days about 60 percent of the days it's not it's just blank my brain's just fried k makes some banging jambalaya yeah i don't i doubt that i feel like your jambalaya would put you in the er or some [ __ ] [Music] oh it's me k and i'm about to be cooking recipe [Music] you should watch the jambalaya video after uh give me the jambalaya video and i'll watch it did she dmca her content or is it safe are we good [Music] boy the secret be to be using minced mate instead of sausage i'm about to be pulling me presents aka me son out the basement [Music] please don't turn into albert and watch case you realize that i was watching kaye's kitchen before albert was watching katie's kitchen and before i was watching it there was a thousand other people watching it you realize that right [Music] nah albert did it first albert did it because he sat on my stream yes but you aren't as bad as that i mean yes and no all right fine we won't watch a jambalaya video then [ __ ] you guys oh somebody else watched it so that's not entirely straight weren't you there when i was watching it i'm gonna look at the vod i'm gonna see you type it in the chat i'm gonna expose albert for the fraud that he is oh okay now he's twisting the store yep here we go well first it was memes showed me i didn't see i wasn't watching your stream and i go okay alvin and then next it's well he showed me before all right dude i see acorn it doesn't matter go and tweet about it tweet about what [Music] yogurt that was a comment on the video okay exposed oh albert's a fraud we all know albert's a fraud it's fine come on what do i need to get past this yo this is [ __ ] you serious have i tried everything yeah i've tried everything yeah i just noticed that [Music] i just noticed that whoops power obsession special abilities typically not ever really used to like open things uh i assume x-rays in this hack really why won't there be a way out there's a door there isn't there is that below that might be more below [Music] i doubt it's gravel um i don't think i can get down there but i feel like i should be able to hey but what would plasma do for me i want to get through yeah but i can't i can't get in the right wall like i can't i can't get out of this it kind of looks like a piston but not really yeah i gotta go to g one shut up godzilla that was one time dude one time [Music] all right i don't know why you guys keep bringing that up okay so we are chalk loaded maybe up so like left than up just this huge tunnel system i need shine spark first can i make it [Music] come here [Music] hmm [Music] so we going to the surface [Music] [Music] wait wasn't the ridley statue over there oh god where the hell was a ridley statue [Music] maybe it wasn't over here [Music] yes can you guys confirm it was in the green area all right well it's going to do a quick one fall here [Music] worth seeing snowy was raiding you and wanted to check you out what's up cody [Applause] snowy snowy these nuts wow dude you got me oh we bout to be my gun jambalaya okay you guys think was in the green area i haven't been to the right side of that uh ovary down there um i could maybe go all the way down right it's good okay i think i glitched the game [Music] [ __ ] where am i where am i on the map right there [ __ ] ain't good okay we're getting up there we're cruising holy [ __ ] lag oh [ __ ] this ain't good folks i messed up big time [Music] ah [ __ ] where am i okay how did i get over there wait dude what when's the last time i saved [ __ ] we might need to like find an elevator [ __ ] i'm out of bounds this ain't good ah [ __ ] has it really been pre-ridley no dude no there's no way it's pre-ridley okay now we're good okay okay we're fine jesus all right [Music] okay that wasn't worth it we're not going to moonfall there again yeah i figured it would be bad janky hack as i'm like falling at the speed of light oh they say why is that there again that's weird where the hell do i go for this um it's got to go left then down i um i accidentally crashed the game [Music] the moon fall of doom this kind of reminds me of metroid 2 right here there's a lot of metroid 2 feeling things i feel like in this [Music] [Music] hmm all right so maybe i won't uh maybe i won't uh moon fall ever again ever ever again okay so that's what that was okay then this wraps back around you will yeah i will did i get anything down here no i couldn't figure it out well there was a power bomb but do i need it probably not so let's just skip it should have saved right there um but it's okay we don't need to wait should i go maybe i should just stay to the right yeah you know what we're gonna save [Music] i'm not gonna move all this even though i really really want to okay it's not that far okay see it's all uniform uh so just keep going down left i can't resist moon falling and i can't resist sequence breaking like if there's a sequence break i just have to do because i want to see what's going to happen as a result what is this nothing it just looks like something and that will be your downfall probably i forgot about that forgot about this whole area actually oh god it was a mistake there's some graphical glitches no i didn't almost do it again that was a fluke [ __ ] is this [Music] just misses kind of looks like that huh what do you say to a friend who enjoys your lush rug more than your company so i don't need to save i'm good anything over here i missed i don't think so foreign uh yogurt thanks for the 63. bow down virgins i wonder if that's what uh 63 month subscribers saying whenever they like announce it oh my god and like all the other like subs in there that aren't 63 months like bow down to that person wow nice dude there's something over there the camera's trying to shift uh maybe i want to try to finish this well you have to ask ryan i don't know how much is left on this i can't remember where the ridley statue was i think it actually might be at the very beginning i think it's around here like top top right or some [ __ ] i think it's in this area [Music] i bet you anything [ __ ] i need to get up there i'm a proud virgin i think they should add virgin to yeah is that a v at the end uh oh she got hit i sighed oh my god dude no moscow maybe it's not top right guys uh pete oil is it isn't is is it in this area no so i'm gonna leave this area through the top right here so i'm i wasn't thinking it was after looking at the bathroom what's your what's your any percent time on this i'm gonna have to just speed around and beat your time real quick and then just miss out on it you haven't run this yet okay so let's just say 10 hours all right i can beat that easy that sucks i don't dude that actually with the map oh my god hmm all right peace oil is it in this area [ __ ] is it straight down that elevator down i'm thinking it is because i haven't been there in a while and i came from the right side that went left wasn't there but i don't think it's in the green area like you said what the [ __ ] why does my light keep changing light is smoking some corn hey brother looks like i'm stuck in the dryer please don't tell step mother [Music] straight down so the right up left notice there's a hole right there that's 2 a.m no hole yeah this zone has a ton of weird overlapping let me in [Music] oh dear god how do i get in here well oh i guess i don't really need in there well i'm just trying to get to the next area from here so maybe i could just go right up it's the is in the bottom elevator is where i'm going save save save i mean can i get through here dude what the [ __ ] up with the overlapping in this it says i can go left it's an open area how do i even get left it might be down left it's not down left i'm losing my [ __ ] [ __ ] wrong area the map is a part of the mystery well dumb [ __ ] now it's not gonna let me go back that way i can't short charge that almost but i can probably i can break the left one and get it it's really close [ __ ] god damn it [Music] [Music] dude i should be able to no because it's i already used a missile on it there's not one up there it's not one block it's two blocks automatically i mean i can go up but they're gonna go all the way back down this [ __ ] map is a guy even this man's busting my balls dude oh oh now i can just short charge it yeah okay wow i'm a genius [Music] no it's not out of your reach i'm just an idiot um so that's down dude don't tell me i have to do that [ __ ] again dude i think i do i like in this hack he kept it to where you can uh you always keep your spin jump [Music] you can spin jump reese you can re-spin whenever you can see how it overlapped but that's not actually how you get there it doesn't work that way [Music] hey brock how are you doing from the top or the left [ __ ] yes we already came from this way we can't get back over there oh dude this [ __ ] map is throwing me off big time oh wait a moment no yes i'm thinking that's just this i know we've already been here there's something over there and i don't know what i don't know how to get there oh come here figured it out nice [Music] now here we are again now how do i get down you know guess oh just this and then that brings us to the bottom this is lupus i moonfall it no no no okay okay florid [Music] yes no [Music] um okay so that's we cracked gentlemen [Music] i wonder what's left there's a bunch of [ __ ] i haven't done here but [Music] ain't no laws when you're drinking claws brian dude i [ __ ] i pity you man i really do um so i still haven't figured that [ __ ] out but whatever [Music] we want to play some threes i couldn't figure out how to turn the doors on see green i told you that's no what you meant by that s sack elsek uh a water drain okay so are we gonna figure out the lore here oh it's moonfalling man i would i was thinking about it yeah i like the series assets this is some really good use of all the assets for sure but these are all vanilla assets other than like probably a couple but huh hmm right now [Music] no this is definitely a game [Music] um right couldn't go up it's pretty this seemed this seems kind of let me hear this part i can't scan it [ __ ] is going on here oh no foreign was it opening wait then it puts me back here not the save station yep i knew it's all the [ __ ] clones so you're supposed to die there yeah it's the intro scene that's what it was don't look chat okay can i get up there can i get up there from the start no okay that would obviously give away the secret i've been no fapping until let me tell you i'm really easy to please these days right you're ryan's having a tough time just looking at this come on ryan if i were you 12 dude yeah this is pretty sweet so yeah it makes sense that this all clones because um because yeah because they're clones so it makes sense oh no they're all dead down there it's gruesome ryan are you on the nofap subreddit dude yeah hey guys welcome yeah the next day says day zero guys i relapsed it's like give me a break this [ __ ] relapse okay how do i get out of here i i'm probably just missing something oh is there something up there it's a little bit uh conspicuous error kill me the [ __ ] it's turned into a horror game man oh my goodness oh my what the [ __ ] yo it's croc that ain't croc man that is a monstrosity of sin look at the hands look at the hands wiggling out [Music] dude ryan's jerking it right now i just can't help it dude oh shut up man i'm on three weeks no fap [Music] [Music] i like the samus hanging off the back this is pretty gruesome [Music] [Music] [Music] me i can get a first try in this [ __ ] but i can't get it like 12 tries in the actual [ __ ] speed run this is really cool though that's that's that's [ __ ] better man creepy [Music] um i don't know actually what to do here maybe time to think again is it thinking when i'm just trying to figure out a maze because the last time you told me to think it was just a maze i just shoot them so they can elite all right i get it it's blue eye yeah i got it okay all right operation auriga clones are set to dispatch baseline object objectives primed assassinate key figures that oppose benefactors uh unite 18 will begin with chairman keaton weyland yutani corp building better worlds unit 18. sorry a little dyslexic [Music] on dyslexic train oh my goodness hey right homie can i just like shine spark them let me on that one there's one empty one was that supposed to be for me the empty one oh [ __ ] what happened [Music] [Music] hmm uh [Music] hmm boy what's all this thing [Music] wait so how come i so did i not even like crash land this is just part of well this is part of the story it's not random you can't just get into the game and go yo this is so random there we go way to my unit my unit 18. [Music] i think that's it that's a pretty badass hack man oh i mean well that's kind of left up for interpretation then if that's the actual bearing the existential crisis that she was a clone samus fended off and sanity and rushed to damien moore or david warden to warn the model the program cornered the company's plot the chozo held a private funeral for samus period and she attended [Applause] that's pretty cool good hack that was probably definitely one of the uh probably the best hack i've played i don't know that ending was badass man that was cool i like the ending [Music] no final boss no escape dude there's like three thousand metroid hacks and 2990 of those have an escape and an end boss there was an emboss [Music] so i was 18. i told you i was unit 18. yeah i know it's a death count but yeah that was a really good broadmag that was that was awesome that was uh definitely five out of five world record yeah i mean i could learn to learn the route and try to get some decent times for kicks try to get the record real quick that was uh that ending was pretty badass though i love that that was cool all right guys that was neat i however i'm gonna leave it there really good rymac

Channel: Oatsngoats

Views: 44,356

Keywords: Super Metroid, AGDQ, Kaizo, Awesome Games Done Quick, 2020, World Record, Oatsngoats, Rom Hack, Super Metroid Impossible, Twitch, Twitch Fails, Oats, SGDQ, Samus, what the hack is this, what the hack, hack, romhack, sm, metroid, morph ball, speedrun, kraid, croc, chozo, timer, vitality, v i t a l i t y

Id: H75T_en0mdY

Length: 95min 58sec (5758 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 19 2020