What Joe Rogan Would Do During The Apocalypse

you're leaving work okay okay and things got compromised out in the world you were at work you're doing a podcast episode or something and like things just kind of hit that level where it's like maybe a couple police precincts have been taken over just by vandals and crazies like like the pendulum's starting to things are getting like a wall right and then everything The Purge right so you're driving home you're getting [ __ ] Pam Haynes is sending you have [ __ ] a thousand hammers you know what I'm saying like you're getting all of you everybody's just texting you you know Jocko's like I'm I'm not even waking up tomorrow for work I'll be up off you know I'm just gonna be up at 4 30 right like everything's all what do you do like how do you this is the end this is when it's like all right Joe Rogan you hear you know what I'm saying you hear it just comes from God or from something like a strong wind with a [ __ ] with a voice box in it you it's like this is it this is the apocalypse you're leaving work this is it I guess you have to respond to each individual situation um on uh you it's like each thing will be unique like is someone trying to break in your house is someone trying to rob your you know someone trying to break in your car while you're driving okay so you have an hour you have kind of an hour right we'll give you 90 minutes you have 90 minutes to kind of get before that you're gonna start to feel some pressure what do you do I guess load up some magazine oh I'm [ __ ] but I'm wondering what do you do you know that's what I would do I'd probably load up some magazines okay into what into guns okay okay okay yeah I see I don't know if I can no at the periodicals like Sports Illustrated I mean like an AR this guy's taking information I'm reading Time Magazine yeah dude I'm like I just see Joe with his many copies of Field and Stream as you can [ __ ] live well you could use those magazines as like protection you stack enough of them okay so each other okay now you're thinking slow bullets down okay but say like you pick up your family or something do you guys stay do you have a bunker I don't currently but this conversation is making me want to Bunker yeah yeah I've wanted a ranch for that very reason like if [ __ ] goes completely sideways it would be great if there's a place with water and food where you got you got your water you got your food like on the property okay what about if you're kind of in a city or you're in like a um like what's maybe a business or something you'd hold up in you'd think is viable a business that I'd hold up in it would have to be some sort of fortified establishment like the mall no no you'd have to get something that you could defend dude the mall yeah the mall I think you'd have probably like think of all you could hide in the [ __ ] Macy's behind all the hiding Cinnabon behind the counter yeah yeah squeezing Frost into your mouth it would be a good excuse to eat that food because like look I gotta eat something and that stuff will keep because a lot of that stuff has like all the um preservatives preservatives in it so you'd have that you'd have mannequins in there think about that you could set up like a um like a mirage right right right like a fake sort of situation yeah where people would think that but you're behind that yeah yeah so the mall I think could be good hmm yeah I've been thinking about that um I would go to the mall really yeah the mall yeah because nobody's at the mall anymore but the dumbest people are at the mall they're gonna [ __ ] it up for you they gotta go They're gonna go to the Russians are here guys okay shut the [ __ ] up I'm pretending to be a mannequin I'm like hey should be a medium yeah that's gonna be the problem is dumb people when [ __ ] goes south there's some people that just like they're [ __ ] they're ditch diggers they're dumb people they're they're [ __ ] their minimum wage thinkers but they're going to have a lot of weapons though probably maybe I don't know every I think a lot of people have weapons now but I think if things go sideways well a lot of people are gonna panic in the chaos right oh immediately people will be panicking people be trying to group up some people will be trying to salvage [ __ ] that right is gonna go that person's gonna go yeah there's gonna be a lot of people that are going to fall apart hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this one you can watch this one different options different choices some guy just brings you one option not this guy two options watch one this one or this one

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Length: 4min 50sec (290 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 09 2022