Theo Von Interviews His Nephews

all right sitting here right here actually with my two nephews right here a couple young buckaroos and uh tell me about yourself let's start with you brother my name is max and i'm eight years old and i'm taking an eight-hour road trip from louisiana okay and what brought you here to uh to this area what brought you out here to the central east brother you looking for work or what no my parents said that um we were gonna go because it's a summer break and um we have nothing else to do at home okay and this fellow over here and how do you know him this other guy oh he's my brother okay are you guys friends also would you say max or what do you feel like no okay we can be friends but we can be mortal enemies as well mostly mortal enemies though all right and your name bud my name is zephy i am nine years old and um you looking for love not not yet okay he stopped for like three okay that's fine man i've been there dude i've definitely had times where i was looking for love and times where i wasn't did you marry morgan wallin i wouldn't marry i mean i don't think both of us prefer women yeah so but i kind of get that i think if there were if it were a different if we lived in a different universe there could be a chance i don't know i don't know if he how are you i don't know how he can communicate with each other if you lived in a different universe i don't know it's a great question man it is a great question if we live in a different universe i don't know i guess we would probably it was a great question i think you would probably because you have to create a way to get there like a shuttle ship or like a space travel or you could just dream of killing city war they went it was either an infinity war or in-game they went and they ship with the guardians of the galaxy move this closer to you and they broke sue and they broke through the space and it created like a yeah you have to break through space yeah i'm look i'm not doing that yeah i got enough going on here i mean and there's like space people could do that because he's like albert einstein i'm not doing it i'm saying i just bought flowers i'm not i'm doing stuff at the house you bought a bunch of flowers why does it say that truck kind of fun because it was a 120 dollar tree what kind of flowers you got like three of them sean likes to spend that money what kind of flowers i'm not sure so let me ask you a question guys are you guys single men or what's let's go one at a time here let's start with you zephy are you single these days or what's what's uh love looking like in your life have you started thinking about girls or that kind of or what what happens at nine years old i like thinking about food okay yeah me too but like i'm not i'm not that much of a of a person that will start a conversation i can sit and wait because i don't want to be mean to like and if somebody starts talking to me i just carry on and keep talking but like i usually don't like to engage in conversations okay so you're more like the you'll you'll continue a conversation but you won't start a conversation yeah it's like if you're in a video game you land somewhere that is not contested but you're not afraid to fight right like that okay okay i got it and max what about you were you the kind of guy will start a conversation do you even know how to communicate what is going on with you i really don't know how to talk to girls at all okay um and i like this one girl in my class but i get bullied you get bullied by her no i get bullied by everyone because i like girl because i like a girl dang yeah did you let her know or not it's at school but like i think i think i'm done he he i think it's what's everywhere what's every like elementary school crush you die you wait till they they find out that they like you that you like them okay so how do you let someone know say if there is a crush right which is totally normal i was boys you just you you either ask your friend to do it or you write a note put it in your desk and then leave school yeah yeah that's my old move dude okay so i have this really funny story or leave town that's what i would do leave town i have this really funny story that started at like the beginning of the school year and we're still we were still laughing at it until the end okay and this one this kid my best friend who was my best friend his name is um randall no ocean okay he liked this girl named clarice stop it and they liked each other and then we were like and then um so we're still laughing at it for like the entire school year and are they still together i don't think they didn't find each other but they're probably what do you mean find each other i mean they have they they are they real people guys um to be real i have no idea okay it's probably like a virtual assistant that he uses of course that's what i was going to guess now let's talk about some of you guys's plans for the future i know you guys right now are you're nine years old you said zephy and max i can start you're six years old yeah yeah yeah yeah so okay i can start yeah i just want to know some of your plans for the future i want to be honest with you please i want to be a foot doctor oh really podiatrist they call it foot man they call it on the street wait a minute what if the patient has foot fungus will you eat it look question will you eat the fun [ __ ] guess or will you throw it away do you know foot fungus tastes like goat milk really i drink good bloating every day for blue cheese tastes like goat milk i know a friend that's addicted to blue cheese in my in my um inoculations in my cereal um yeah this is not true most of my friends this isn't true in my cereal instead of using milk i use goat milk with foot fungus in it i'm addicted to caramel really yeah i i take bottles he's addicted to caramel out of it okay so you want to be a foot doctor and zephy what do you when you think about your future and where you are now do you have any big plans do you have any like what do you like what do you kind of see yourself in the future a few years down the road from now do you see yourself kind of still living in the same house do you see yourself having a job if it's a few years down i'd probably you gonna stay living with your parents are you gonna no i want i'm gonna move out when i have the money and stuff okay and i want to move in to an apartment and get a job and a couple animals or something or what uh i want to get a uh is it legal to have a bobcat as a pet i bet it is oh um i want to get a bobcat or like i really want a a cockatoo or a parakeet because you can talk to them funny story actually my aunt and my mother funny story actually had a parrot a red parrot and he would and he would say they would always say like shut up ricky and then and so and so um the parent would always say shut up ricky really and he would say and the parent would say butthead oh so the parrot is really he can he kind of has a mind of his own huh yeah but it's like an influence from his owners he's an influencer yeah i think so the parrot is yeah they don't the parents not on tick tock but no no the parent went viral like a few years later oh dad he is friends he went viral on he's friends with um bryce hall he actually cut bryce hall's hair who did a parrot oh really yeah good i could imagine that now let me ask you guys my dad is lebron james no he's not max how do you know that this let's talk about some some things you guys are not good at i want you to each share something in my life what are you good at like eating and sleeping okay and what are you not good at everything do you think you guys as parents will stay together for a long time have you guys talked about that or what does their relationship seem like uh yeah we joke around sometimes say that they're cheating on each other that's some reason right max that's very very you style but like at the same time that's like a bad influence for your children i'm i don't have children but you're like your children in the future my child is um actually what are you gonna name your children i'm gonna name them uh goober i'm gonna name them goofy and goober oh wow are they gonna be twins or female or male they're gonna be attack helicopters oh wow beautiful i could see that actually seems very on brand with where we're headed as a society yes what do you think zephy now when you start to look at um the world today do you think the world's headed in a good direction what are some of your thoughts um we need to stop the old guys that wear rush that wear shirts with russian flags on them because i think they're american communists it's been said it's been rumored and i think stop pollution yeah sure but yeah sure yeah sure global warming global warming and like like wow i'm just being serious and we're probably just being like crazy but look i'm trying global warming is nice when you're at the beach when it's nice and hot let's be honest but but and in our in our reality global warming isn't good right i agree with you except when you're at the beach except that but like so here's the question is do you think enough people are willing to give up going to the beach and having a nice time no in order for the world not to global warm no right yeah but like but most of the people that go to the beach are like adults and kids and most of the kids no what else would go a parrot no an attack helicopter here we we brought our dogs driving who's driving the helicopter the attack helicopter the whole point of it being in an attack helicopter is because it drives itself and crashes into everything and blows stuff up but it's a more it's an immortal helicopter you guys are legends now i want to ask you you're a legend thank you and i want to ask you guys too you guys are you know what age do you feel like you might want to settle down kind of i know you guys settle down you mean like let myself go yeah oh what does that mean getting older i know right now you guys try to take care of your diet take care of your body 37. i have a diet so 37 you're thinking of starting to just let it go huh yeah just like james harden 21 yeah he went to the party and then he came back fat i think he had a lot of doughnuts he might have do you guys have any suggestions for me yes okay tear those curtain downs break the window replace the windows with wall with walls and paint all the simpson care simpsons characters on the wall because you had that in your studio in l.a remember oh yeah yeah would it be a bad idea we've thought about doing something different we're working with this church curtain vibration i need something i have no idea what it is so you said you saw the first season of stranger things right yeah what was your favorite part my favorite part was i didn't watch uh i like that little kid with the um glasses on excuse me i like the little kid with the glasses on who the glasses what what oh i don't i don't remember are you okay what did it look like did you have curly hair i don't remember oh um did anyone even wear glasses in the first season what are you guys okay wait what are you doing what are you is it was it barb who's barb yeah let's go to the barb yeah it wasn't barb dude what are the demogorgons do on friday night they go to the barb wouldn't we like to know because they took her in the show my favorite part everybody knows that if anybody if anybody is watching this that hasn't seen stranger things there's spoilers my favorite part is when is that when the point they're they're is there like why is it on your face oh yeah what that when they're um like when they're on the bike chase with the big vans and then l flips over the van with their mind okay okay okay okay okay do you need a nap sir how do you guys okay we have a we have a a we i o u what here do this max are you thinking about getting plastic surgery in the future and like if i want to get plastic surgery to look like my dog you should get a nose job yeah get a nose job i want to shave your eyebrows and put eyebrow makeup on i wanna get my eyes sewn closed and write party time on each one i wanna get my lip or my arm tattooed saying i'm a goofy goober have you not seen spongebob no yeah you don't you guys what did you do as a kid if you didn't watch spongebob i don't watch spongebob we rode our bike cool we made ramps cool we hurt ourselves cool and the one you just said was the fun part people would vomit sometimes oh pretty lit we used to eat ants i got really sick like a week ago and i grew up 12 times and i stayed in a chair have you ever had a feeling of being like way down with like poop poop do you even believe yourselves i mean to i mean do you even believe in me look guys i there's this guy that was born with the voice of the voice of morgan freeman he reincarnated as a lawnmower and the only thing he can't do is open foil paper nice nice do you want to hear my morgan freeman impersonation yes what is wrong with you i didn't start it yet here's my morgan premium impersonation all right okay they said it would take a minute 600 years to get out of this here prison but andy dufresne did it in less than 20. why are you like why did i even get get us on that topic what's something you just want to tell the people out there you know let's go to you guys about 30 seconds to just tell people what you want to say and then we can um i want to say that uh i am glad to that i'm on this podcast because i never thought i would be on a podcast and that's all okay okay um what i want to say is i feel very glad to be on this podcast and um just a thanks to my parents for taking me out here and stuff and um i actually want to promote ceo's merch by doing like a little sequence okay okay so i have his coding yeah whatever website he has go buy it please okay all right man well bye you know i love you guys and i'm glad you guys were able to be here today and um we just say at the end of the episode we say we'll probably go out with a little bit of eddie nine volt again uh to come up excuse me and it's the same song that we came in with what's that supposed to mean and i want to thank everybody for being a part of the show you can get tickets at theovonn.com tour t-o-u-r you're what don't buy through any other site because uh it's a scam it's a scam website that's how i watch icarly there you go a lot of scams out there do governments create clouds for you to stop seeing the end of the earth now that's a question for this guy eddie bravo a friend of mine who's not here today but i'm gonna ask him you guys be good to yourselves man gang um gang gang hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this one you can watch this one different options different choices some guy just brings you one option not this guy two options watch one this one or this one

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Length: 17min 51sec (1071 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 01 2021