Theo Von and Tim Dillon Sound Off on the 2024 Election

cuz by the way you know Biden has gotten to a point where it's almost a little fun now for the people around him cuz it is like a weekend at Bernie yeah it is kind of fun because he's like essentially just almost at the death's door and they're all now like we're all in this together oh he's like death Dash It's death Dash they're in it together now so it's kind of like we can't get out it's kind of fun like late nights just propping them up like playing with him like a puppet and going like we're just going to put him out on the debate stage like giving them good drugs inject like the injections that Biden gets before the first debate it will be nothing you've ever heard like teams of people you ever see the scene in ET where they put a tent around and they won't let anyone near it before Biden walks on that debate stage there's going to be an ET like tent and just people in hazmat suits are going to go in and just start injecting him with things and then he's just going to walk out like a regular person and then you're going to go oh there's [ __ ] we have no idea about he's going to have a dip in in his cheek of 's hair yeah he's going to just start boxing like he's going to come out they're going to be like he'll start like throwing hands be like there are drugs we've never heard like there's technology we've never heard of there are drugs we've never heard of oh they're going to be pumping they're gonna be playing TI they're GNA be doing anything they GNA be like they'll they'll be say have a Ouija board channeling corn poop from the [ __ ] swimming pool they're going to be do you can you imagine like doing debate prep with him how nervous they're going to be they're going to be sitting there and they're going to be like okay and then they're going to call like the people in like the Deep State and stuff they're going to go we got to we got to really up up the dose here we're not I mean like he's not responding to the regular stimuli need to really get in here with something like really intense because he just left the room we just asked him a question he just walked out of the room he doesn't know where he is so like we got to like play around with a cocktail of things to just get him to a point where he stand at the put him on the AIDS meds they're going to have him on everything you can be on dude he is the crazy thing is imagine the scripts will be practicing with him the week before Oh my God probably it'll just be monologues from famous movies oh my God it's going to be things Tony Soprano said they're like if if you forget just give this speech that Tony Soprano gave to Anthony about World War II just if that's the closest you can get to this question question read this scene from The Sopranos where Tony talked about the importance of Italian Americans during World War II it's gonna be dude he's gonna be reading monologues from the movie hooers whenever Jean Hackman try to get Jimmy Chitwood to run the picket fence it's GNA be unbelievable unbelievable by the way that first debate I will be watching just like there's nothing more entertaining and that it's the Super Bowl for someone like me to just watch that go down it's old versus orange baby it's old versus orange and it's just they're both wild like Trump's GNA be just popping off because now Trump's also four years older he doesn't even care anymore and who's more likely to even say the nword now it's different reason I know because one could just bubble out a [ __ ] Biden or Trump could just fire one off that he earned back in the Dayal candidate said the n in the debate well if they did at the same time I think it's what we all want to hear yeah but if that's a good point if they just both said it at the exact same time then it would just be a reset then the country like at that point if they if Trump and Biden say the nword at the same time in that debate the Israelis and the Palestinians are just going to look at each other and start embracing yeah they'll hug because that's what we need really oh it's exactly what we need man if Bobby Kennedy Jr was out there and got to debate either one of them I think he would crush them Bobby Kennedy Jr I think would absolutely wreak havoc in a debate he should be out there why can't he debate he's an independent candidate right they just these big parties try to keep everybody out because people try to get in there like it you know what I mean like people try to get in there like like people just like I think Ben Glee was trying to like run for president like so they just try to keep people out because it could get real wild yeah you know like the third party candidates get kind of get wild oh definitely that's true you like you you'd have a bunch of you'd have like one of the Real Housewives you have an only fans model on there some only fans model would get out there yeah for the Real Housewives she'd get out there you know and so like you you you Charleston white probably would be out there hopefully you're right this [ __ ] out there jeus huh wow it looks like the [ __ ] it literally reminds me of uh like the Muppets went to [ __ ] makeup but that's the problem like so that like here's the thing like as much as I don't think it's fair that they're keeping Bobby Kennedy out they do need to keep certain people out right CU it would just be a waste of time yeah Glee bran in 2020 how did he do I don't know yeah how did he do do we do was there I don't know it's such a brave thing to do is it that's a good question what does brave mean I don't know I think it's Brave if you get to a certain level right but if most people don't know you did it right he's not that brave well Trump could go Trump could go get arrested I don't think it'll happen I think a lot of charges are really trumped up they're all [ __ ] they're all like he inflated the price of a toilet he bought in Mora it's the most ridiculous chares he also does have they're like he said it was marble it's actually Granite it's like guys remember you told us that he was like the Russian president and they couldn't prove any of that and now they're like he said it was quartsite it's just quartz that's a man-made Stone you're like guys you went left on this yeah just didn't really just didn't work out I wish you would have started that I I would believe that he [ __ ] that that he that he uh shcks at a couple of right uh Construction Company 100% countertops that part 100% yeah but he he he could have some complications with that but Biden could pass away Biden has passed away Biden there we know what they're going to try to do to him oh they're going to have him japed up they're going to have a [ __ ] uh fizer is going to get involved they're going to get involved and so you have this interesting scenario where you have one candidate who's may be in jail and the other candidate is on like an experimental new cocktail of drugs no we don't know the side effect we have no idea what's about happen they could be roller skating racism could levitate chewing on your Tong we don't know what's going to happen we don't know what and they the scientists by the way make no mistake scientists at fisa right now are sitting there with members of the Biden campaign and going we here's the bad news we don't know what happens after we know it gives him energy we know it makes him clear-headed we know it gives him uh the ability to speak what can his valves handle is asking what PSI what PSI can his aort handle right now we don't know what else happened so you know we don't have an option we're just shooting them up with just putting them on stage do they have to debate each other does that have to happen I imagine that it will and they you know when it terms how you got to somebody smarter than me would know MH it's happened every single election it'd be weird if it didn't happen be very weird wow it would be very weird and what and and anyone could throw their hat in at the last minute oh like Bloomberg tried to do remember that little Mau anyone could come in and just it's yours now I mean somebody could try Bloomberg got shellacked yeah gav might try even though he's hated he's like on a Vineyard he's [ __ ] he's on a Vineyard somewhere just one drunk telling people he's the president just watching home cameras making sure there's no squaders heading Michelle Obama could get involved I don't think she would win though she I think had uh some heat but it's kind of like died down well if Trump say if Trump went to a jail or something happened they made it so he couldn't run and if Biden is too old to run Kennedy if he could get in could actually [ __ ] win that's the part dude a th%

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Length: 8min 46sec (526 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 05 2024