We're Total Nerds!

yeah i'm doing it full power all right go [Music] how did pirate calling even start when when we do it first oh the song everyone asked me what song the pirate calls from the ambalaya pirate song dude look all their songs have like 3 000 streams that one has 50k what if that's from us you ready come on almost had it oh she's so mad all right round two again oh i'm sorry i want to do it again he didn't say anything about prolly my shitty ass throws you said no kicking all right sorry about that he said does this look like a playground actually we probably mess around more at walmart than the playground oh my god on that dude because i mean we're in the wrong the first time he's like [ __ ] darth maul not actually a [ __ ] sith lord when they give you the anakin eyes you know they're pissed [Music] oh sorry let me squeeze by real quick i see you on sick [ __ ] all the time what's up dude what's up man how are you doing hey don't do it just go through someone over in like groceries in grocery yeah it's like right here it's over there captain i don't want to do it i got you we'll respect it we'll respect it he was yelling at him for filming then he's a fan of me sees me and he's like i'll just go over there and do it oh that is nice dude that's some [ __ ] [ __ ] sea bass would wear to like his magic show today i will be performing how to make this disappear he just came [ __ ] customize some beautiful crocs for us look at lucas is his favorite color yellow got dizzy some tie-dye ones absolute legend give me a hug i appreciate it i really do he brought his light service how do i do it the greatest fans alive crocs lightsabers how can i get any better you brought him here to kill me dude these are going to hurt these are going to hurt dude i'm actually trying to pluck you in the ass with it sorry about that just shoving the lightsaber up his ass holy [ __ ] are you the kid from good luck charlie you look exactly like the kid from good luck charlie it's a compliment he's a beast does he not like a different version you have done that yourself you would not take it from me your lust for power has already done that you know the drill real fan right here have a good day dizzy was a fan of mine i inspired him to do youtube now how many subs you have 17 000. he's working hard every day him and tj tj's at what almost 100k right 68. 60k while numbers don't matter i just want to stress how fast your life can change i met tj like 200 subs now he's at 68k he's almost at 20k it's crazy i'm proud of them they're going after it they're working hard thank you man run a nerd prank baby wait so this is yours i can ride it it's sweet [ __ ] i ever see a skateboarding jedi didn't think so oh we're dressing up right now i got like a nerd outfit he actually is a full on darth vader outfit he's gonna walk up to girls i sense the force between us our new joke is just acting like complete nerds whenever we do stuff where we have to wear this [ __ ] it makes me so thankful for our jobs imagine having to get up every day and put this on not hitting on the people that do if you love it but [ __ ] i could not wake up every day and wear a suit or whatever this [ __ ] is yo pj can you dress me daddy all right clipped ah they're so big i look like the dad and back to the future so is it too high up because i can loosen it i think it's perfect i think i fit the [ __ ] part baby hey there wow what what what's your name um well i i i just beat the last level of uh lego batman and i was wondering if you wanted to do the bonus level with me maybe um i'm actually doing homework maybe after your homework maybe okay i could get your number or something all right i mean just let me know if you're still out here okay sweet chest let's go people are leaning ah [ __ ] we're about to prank you i'm kind of new to this whole girl talking thing but i wanted to let you know if you ever wanted to wield my lightsaber if you know what i mean you'd be more than welcome to appreciate that yeah so would you be interested in wielding my lightsaber is it a real lightsaber no it's very real can i see it here i don't think that would be the time oh trust me it's real bye um if you guys wanted to like join a study session at the chemistry uh lab i i actually have the answer keys to every homework assignment yeah so i could like help you ladies out and whatnot like they call it kind of call me the homework plug around here so like you know if you're looking for the guy i'm good right now all right well if you ever need it you know who to call remember it the minecraft backpack doesn't get any fresher than that yeah let's go oh my god i'm so cool [ __ ] there's nothing up here oh i look sorry i thought i was gonna be like a cool like cool outro or something what the [ __ ] um my my friend he thinks you're really cute but he didn't wear his helmet today so he can't uh speak um i can translate if that's cool okay go ahead just walk me through well he says um you know if he didn't lose his penis in the battle of mustafar against obi-wan it got burned off with lava that he would love if you uh uh came back with him to his dorm i'm good okay anything you want to say to that he deals with this all the time it's kind of hard to pick up babes when you're darth vader he says no hard feelings may the force be with you may the force be with you jeez you know man it's getting a little tiring being your [ __ ] translator dude people actually feel so bad for me like i literally look like the [ __ ] biggest nerd alive not that there's anything wrong being in there you know in high school i was friends with all the nerds the cool kids the ones that were completely stuck-up [ __ ] i couldn't stand but the nice cool kids and there's some stuck-up nerds here that just [ __ ] attack you so i wasn't friends with them i was friends with anyone that was nice any nice nerds any nice jocks any nice [ __ ] arounders anyone that was nice and i advise that to everyone don't try to pick a group or don't try to like yeah i have my group of friends like you know be nice to everyone that's nice they're [ __ ] but usually they're [ __ ] there's something deeper going on and they're just sad and insecure themselves so at the end of the day can't even take it out on them it's the annual north point ferris we had to come my goal of the day is to get up there and jerk off in the seats on the civilians geez i'm just joking wow so athletic man spider-man do you ever play roger yeah of course no way where's he at he's at home send him a video send him a video hi quinn i miss you every day i love him bro i love him that's squilly and fancy quinn's brother no squilly and fancy quinn his real name's quinn but i call him school and fancy queen because he made that his instagram name i would not have passed high school without this man's brother dude actually [ __ ] like wrote an essay for me and [ __ ] he's my savior he's a beast i love that what can i get to make me be able to ride every ride in this vicinity are you scared of her eyes i guess you dropped my camera on a ride i know you'd have your head hit the ground first before the camera i texted sebastian i was like hey you want to come and he said no and i think it's because he's [ __ ] last time he was here dude he was so scared of their eyes oh my god mommy help me [Music] dude oh that [ __ ] went off for a [ __ ] hour dude what the [ __ ] look at you survived i found the camera like the quarters unwrapping around your neck i thought i was gonna drop there's like a ton of little girls and we're the ones screaming the most go ahead me going oh that one's so bad [Applause] oh he kind of hit that they play some good music here bro i know what's next range rover's toy truck can i get a picture of course dude you look like young boy you're actually a young boy dude no no put the mask on now you don't hey you don't have permission to film i have a [ __ ] i mean a you for filming in public because it's illegal [Music] bro i came here a while ago i came here a year ago and like i got asked for pictures here and there like 15 times now it's crazy dude your life can change [Music] hello friends

Channel: Baylen Levine

Views: 1,346,179

Rating: 4.9564481 out of 5

Keywords: baylen levine, baylen levine vlogs, benitez, funny videos, pranks, prank, messing around, nerds, hitting on girls

Id: ijdGM97TXUk

Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 22 2020