She Slammed Me!

good evening ladies and gentlemen I just got back from a glorious trip in Milwaukee with our dear old friend and then we had a nice meetup in Chicago I'm gonna separate them into two videos this is the first one so I hope you guys enjoy I love you we met up with Tommy G prankster rapper life is adventure for this weekend we got Noah we got Phelan I'm gonna show my Ron Milwaukee I've been to the jungle with the tribe I've been to the hood I've been in the cage fighting people and you know what we're gonna have some Goldar adventures right now stay tuned and keep the craic we wake up I'm editing nose brushing his teeth no food no nothing Tommy's like you why be gorilla you gotta do Karenna [ __ ] Shan Shan the see Tommy Tommy's a little older he's like 25 so he grew up on like you know ed Bassmaster Roman Atwood so he's all about the classic pranks he's got the fake booger I got my snake all right so people talk about chasing their dreams they don't put a goal down dollar on the line if you want to chase the dreams boy money you want to be a gorilla you gotta do [ __ ] and Tommy really wants to take us to the hood so he's been talking about the hood I mean the hood probably comes out of your mouth 50 times a day people say I don't know if I'll do 200 hood well yeah as soon as we woke up he takes me over he 1 cup of water get your body going yeah I get the h2o dog flowing through your meds and now we're going on a run no food Co no I don't know you Noah's not gonna [ __ ] run on Hills house you show the camera your house shoes dude that is like the scene from Shrek with all the Danny lines dude do not fall do not fall show you back all right let me [ __ ] tighten my sweatpants tighten up the trousers here I mean I can't do this okay we're gonna take you guys on the fine journey and show you where you don't want to end up in life so you know Tommy G is the up-and-coming youtuber and prankster he's not he's not making a living off of it yes he still works his desk job never in my life will I ever have to wear a suit I don't want to mess I want to get a tie my tie tell me you think I know how to [ __ ] times huh so you have to put this on every damn day and prankster by night now we gotta pop the collar back down Benjamin over corporate America nice to meet you [Music] did I can never put up with all these corporate mature weenies yes definitely no shouting in the office get in there I'll behave I'll behave oh dude I could never do that with my life how do people do that no offense of people that enjoy doing that I am my own boss and we [ __ ] tells me how I have to dress every morning or how I can't cuss to my youtube videos I guess my parents yell at me sometimes but [ __ ] hood I swear Tommy talk sad every five seconds so he just came home after visiting Tommy G at the office and I noticed this on his wall come here and like he has by June 1st 2019 I will have 15 followers on Instagram 3000 subscribers we need 5,000 self generated income this is key everyone write down your goals Tommy you're gonna [ __ ] I believe in you you got to picture something and I truly believe in this like junior year of high school I was like I'm a meat lil yachty and I told everyone at the school I'm gonna get up on stage I'm a singing song with him I'm gonna tell him how much he means to me and then I'm gonna get a picture of him everyone's like and then I did it be that exact thing that night I saw this girl loved her well I didn't fall in love with her yet but I was like I'm gonna I'm gonna get that girl now she's my girlfriend said I was gonna be youtuber now I'm [ __ ] doing it anything you put your mind to you can do but it's all about like you gotta have a plan you can't just be like alright I'm gonna do YouTube and then just [ __ ] around you know I was doing YouTube like once every month I was slacking off but they getting distracted but when I got when I had to leave school I was like I'm gonna make a video a week I'm gonna put it on YouTube then take a minute of it put on Instagram after doing that for a week I started seeing progress so you writing it down and [ __ ] girl anyone can say they're gonna do something but it's about actually putting in the work in time and I feel like that's what and Tommy hasn't given up he's working this shitty [ __ ] job instead of coming home complaining and sitting down and watching TV he's grinding after the job and that's what I feel like that's that's how you make it is if you don't give up when you stay consistent oh God Tommy G walking around redneck Ralph dude those are some tight pants Tommy I was like what the hell are these hipster s that is some [ __ ] like girls wear to concerts and say dude this is such a dad prank you know what I love about you know what Mino talked about you're so into dad pranks like the snakes are the boogers of the poo you want to touch it no it's not you can touch it have a good day dude she was mad and then she realizes she was like nah it's not real that no you know what I love how Tommy thinks the mic is picking him up right now he thinks he has the mic on 24/7 Tommy Tommy where's your mic yet can I do wonton soup and mongolian beef please small wonton soup and mongolian beef Tommy the mic Tommy the mic every time oh it's just a Playstation no a Playstation but he's just playing Mario yeah you beat Bowser yet so we hit the studio ain't I oh we're doing the fudgin tonight no just do it your raps - yeah you're an interesting I gotta give it that you may be the most interesting man I've ever met boxer rapper prankster dude the this [ __ ] always means something look at these all fortune cookies means something right before I blew up it said a pleasant surprise in the store for you your dream will come true and you least expect it your sense of humor will get you through difficult times new financial resources will soon become available to you I kept him all on my back of the phone they all came true Bruce Lee is an ancient martial art legend and mr. Miyagi would whoop Bruce Lee's ass not true mr. Miyagi's in person Jon crease from Cobra Kai dojo would [ __ ] him up Bruce would [ __ ] everyone up in the entire drone show no I wouldn't yes you would Johnny Lawrence would [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of Bruce Lee if any ladies in Milwaukee are looking for private massage therapy all right contact my direct messages if you want to give Boss Hogg ain't a shout out like a super-hype right boss that gang baby ready you want to do it right now yep let's go okay 1 2 3 boom sick game baby whoo afterwards when the gig is up in there about to leave I say balls out hey give a shout-out to ball a second that also is one of the things I want to be my one of my sticks is bought that game ok you're bossing me out here baby I'm the most medium sized ball sack in Milwaukee boy come holla at me ladies they call me Tommy Jean the G's for guarantee my name is Tommy G the G is for girthy you can find me on instagram at Tommy G pranks ok you sure can Tommy G's taking us to the studio actually you got to do it right now you do with me on your back Tommy it's your boy Tommy G Danny Danny Danny completely every something goes done I swear to God we're gonna come home we're gonna be like sleeping and in the back of our minds its pitch black cut off the best part Tommy we're sleeping in your apartment you come in with a knife creepin see we've only hung out with Tommy four days in our whole existence so throw me if he could still be trying to kill us I really just saw flash I can straight up moans I'm playing this too far like the gym owner tomorrow though you're saying fist you okay yeah adds a little humor adds a little spice yeah oh we did not bring so many new bottles of your own where does he get that from right to fight gym Tommy G put me in my Cobra Kai dojo so when you're ready to hear a reach like this to her okay okay and she's gonna do the rest all right I got a mic on now okay I guess oh wow she's more of a karate guy anyways video this look at something to do this is borderline pornographic he is going in look at this just look at this No they are literally [ __ ] do my technique is not bad is it how's nice alright it's called a it's called a tornado kick you guys you guys don't know nothing imagine no way covert I hit you quick with the fist in the kick - you're looking scared like the rock about the fist you let the track boy here's a tissue I'm a sick dude probably gonna get sued I'm a shark and you're looking like fish food

Channel: Baylen Levine

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Id: nOVb9XT-Fjw

Length: 11min 32sec (692 seconds)

Published: Mon May 13 2019