Messing Around in a Drive Thru!

nothing pisses me off more than valet and here when you go to park they make you valet it's so dumb like if i want to not be an idiot and waste 15 every time i park and give it some dude just depart my car to look like i have class or whatever why do people do it just to look good i hate it so much it takes more time to give them your keys than to just park it yourself i don't understand how that's high class it's just to look cool and look good beyond my ears i hate that stuff so they tell us you know if you park on the side of the road and you don't valet you run the risk you're getting towed and us being pirates you know we parked there every single day and today we woke up we walked downstairs pj's like our car's gone alright p the minivan dude i'm telling you we're gonna talk our way out of it you got [ __ ] captain jack square one and captain jack 302 over here give me our ship back you stole the ship it seems as if you have commandeered my ship i'm sorry it seems as if you've commandeered my ship and i'm going to need it back immediately okay sir i don't even know what you're talking about how can i help you so i woke up from my slumber like usual i walked downstairs to take the pearl out for a spin we wanted some breakfast and i noticed it is gone i'm sorry sir the pearl okay what is that i'm not a mind reader sir what is that oh my car you know the black pearl like my ship i have no idea what car you're talking about sir my blue minivan otherwise known as the black pearl that's lovely what's the making model 2006 honda odyssey all right stand by did you lock the car what if it just got stolen what do we have in there [ __ ] cheeseburgers we're going to steal our wendy's did we call the van the [ __ ] repellent it actually has noisy so if you're riding it you're sweating like a [ __ ] [ __ ] there's wendy's everywhere you show up to your girls how sweaty [ __ ] wendy's falling out of the car the last six numbers of your vehicle identification number i don't want to say 69 i'm just going to take a guess here six nine six nine six nine uh i'm just joking i was just oh my god i said we call back on a different number all right i'm calling hello pulpit i was wondering where my ship is it seems as if it's been marooned okay guys that was way too fast again hey um it appears as if uh my car's been towed okay are you ready to talk serious now instead of like uh wait what are you talking about what kind of car are you looking for sir uh honda odyssey right 2006 honda odyssey like two times in a row right um no it was just me okay yeah it came from the same phone number so it's fine well that might have been my my crew that might have been another metis on the ship anyways that's besides the point so the vin number is on the car and we don't have the vin number right now well i mean it is i mean that's what we thought at least but i guess that was a wrong guess yeah i would uh think so well anyways we're wondering if we could stop by and uh take the [ __ ] back call me back with the vin number and i'll be happy to check again but the vin number is locked up in the dutchman's it's in the chest [Music] i really hope this doesn't end into lawyer lawyer type [ __ ] it won't god damn it dj let's get him to honk hi there can i get um the four for four and a vanilla frosty please can i get powerade blue power ah grape then can i get a water cup with that can i add a blue powerade to mine oh i thought you just said you have to do we have blue powerade or no no oh okay okay so you don't have grape but i could get blue raspberry we don't have a blue we have grapes okay i could have sworn you just said correct me if i'm wrong you have grape you don't have blue correct uh well can i okay ranch and catch up please i thought you're about to say thank you you said no ketchup all right oh um okay i didn't ask for blue power who's the [ __ ] not that big of a cup i thought this was blue we're literally riding down a dangerous ass part of town out in the open with a [ __ ] thousand dollar camera where are we going hi um we're here to pick up our ship even with templates okay are these bullets don't shoot town online no no no let's start at harmony ready don't you you're the only one come on guys what the [ __ ] [ __ ] until the morning when the money come i'll make you come but then i gotta man tom jacksonville captain jack sparrow jack sparrow okay do you have that registration it's in the car you're welcome thank you all these cars and not a single black pearl in sight where the [ __ ] is it where is the pearl we can't find the ship did we get our car stolen what actually did our car get stolen are you funny what funny you mean funny yeah yeah you're talking about your car that's how that's what happened that's how i talk i'm a pirate hi there we're looking for a blue minivan okay that means what what's up in spanish sorry i coughed my bad oh i dropped my keys hey i was wondering where my car is i've been missing it for a few minutes now she's still married tired she reminds me like a high school principal it's not here um i'm looking for um uh honda odyssey they don't have it that [ __ ] got stolen i'm not kidding well time to buy the truck mobile go [Music] go go lucas asked me to buy him a drink from the gas station i had to get him some peach soda saving a piece we thought the car got stolen it didn't get stolen some other towing company got it we got it back baby a lot of hard work perseverance what time did we start this adventure five hours ago i think it was it's been like forever dude can i get chicken tenders please and a lot of ranch dick turner ranch how is he that attractive it's probably one of the most attractive people i've ever seen dude the hair the hair is what's so nice poor chris we're actually like harassing him with compliments all right phone's in the middle stack them up i was like we enjoy our time with our friends dude oh my gosh she's so [ __ ] red [ __ ] larry the lobster was eating with us dude [Laughter] gosh how are you so sexy chris it blows my mind if i was a girl and i had to [ __ ] one person straight to chris what okay dude you know you're first play willian you'll play he's cool you like liliani he did not like me i was like you like really he's like yeah he might play him he's like all right i'm like playing music all right all right okay oh my god he's actually speeding off dude i think he thought i was like trying to rob him i'm literally like dude just play lily man what am i gonna do [ __ ] steal your gumballs you guys know what's funny we were [ __ ] camp counselors the only one camp counselor of the year and got like a gumball trophy oh my god don't you have them that's one of my most prized achievements camp counselor of the year that made me so happy because you turned all the cameras against other counselors i did not i just wasn't a [ __ ] out of water reload reload are we do we have a target kyle right now he's perfect oh my god he's right there where is he where is he they're under there they're walking right now we're getting our [ __ ] asses beat dude did you hit him did you hit him hello fans

Channel: Baylen Levine

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Length: 9min 28sec (568 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 30 2020