He Caught Us Trying to Sneak In!

um what type of fish are these uh well i was looking the yellow one kind of looked a little tasty a hundred dollars for one meal no because we've been fishing all day and we can't catch anything so i said why not go to the pet store and just buy one do you like sushi i mean i do but so you like pet store you know well i mean what's the difference between this fish and the fish in the water i mean it really doesn't matter to me i'm just trying to get my next meal you know should i put on sunscreen yeah you want tampons hey dude i just don't want skin cancer can i sunscreen a dick on your back so it tans in have you done your back yet [ __ ] anyone not sunscreen who's not sunscreen i'll do sunscreen hold it still [ __ ] see it drips though make the dick go down oh good idea oh dude will that look like a dick yeah i'm just not gonna look like a dick let me spray paint loser on your chest no we need one of the sticks one so you could spell yes oh my gosh ass eater i'm a loser i'm a [ __ ] i've never had sex peter's the first sober virgin rapper yeah i'm completely a virgin and i'm proud of you yeah it's awesome i could have had sex in the past but i've just denied it because like i could attach these okay and your hair is not big no i'm joking i'm joking i actually really like pj that's something very special that's something you don't want to throw around so all your kids out there don't throw it around either i guess i'm a tick tock guy i guess you're that tic tac guy hey i'm every platform baby i cover it all right oh and beyond got verified today i did it's awesome it's crazy throughout high school i always pictured a blue check by my instagram name and i was like damn dude like i know one day i'm gonna be somebody today i woke up with it it's [ __ ] crazy can i get on thousand bucks yeah right there's a place up here on the right lucas snuck in here the other day and the dude's like delete the footage and he deleted it why don't we snuck into it you get trespassed oh my god you're going to be back in miami in this spot all the time it's literally like willy wonka land like it's so luxurious oh pj i noticed you don't have a shirt if you need some merch available.com i have it right here of your ass dude look how nice that looks that actually looks like a [ __ ] lily album cover all right time to sneak in how do you get in there no trespassing violators will be prosecuted it is the funniest thing dude does it really what's prosecuted mean oh [ __ ] it yo oh my god that [ __ ] is so fancy dude they have like 400 cameras hello i have the golden ticket from willy wonka himself i'm wondering if i could enter oh you're gonna have this private property and i will have to call it police audio well i haven't entered so why would you call the police where you're standing right now white shirt it's private property um my friend's wearing a gray shirt so is he okay i just wanted to meet willie himself could we go in no no you cannot go all right have a good day oh my gosh why is it so tempting to enter willy wonka's palace i don't know could we enter on this side do you need the help for jumping yes yeah sure you can move in the other side sir you can hear me he speaks spanish no he speaks pirate you're gonna have to say r before every yeah say r what are you doing it looks so nice in there is it true that's where you keep the krabby patty formula oh my god if you got that [ __ ] that was so [ __ ] funny all right no filming yeah if we start doing a thing where like we just say lucas is google maps or some [ __ ] like google earth or some [ __ ] because it actually does look like google earth oh my god that's so funny google earth what are they gonna do the google earth person actually like the millionth time you've done that how's pj's so goofy wanna sneak in that building swim dude i'm not going to the hot tub right now no pool it's the best pool oh it's such a and they serve you [ __ ] drinks and [ __ ] we actually roderick have lead our way in there you know how greg and roderick [ __ ] sneak in the hotel and get free smoothies and [ __ ] we can call you to sneak in that orange building over there and um go in their hot tub and [ __ ] and get waters with lemon could i have a lemonade slushie one of the many things i'm grateful for is my metabolism i can actually inhale food and stay skinny even when i'm like 40 like my dad is [ __ ] still a twig yeah i can eat like [ __ ] because i don't do drugs or drink right until i get older once i buy my house then i'll start eating really well what is that i'm joking of course this [ __ ] slaps on god bro no cap on god it hits differently this shit's dummy fine no cow bro you pour some of this in your [ __ ] uh brewski what's it called what they call it mixers get a little mixture holy ass cheeks can you teach me all right never mind then i mean he has to be doing that for the sole purpose of showing off and i give him his credit and respect and then he just doesn't even know the [ __ ] had we're imagining that completely doesn't know english let me just blow the [ __ ] [Music] up [Music] oh my god this is so funny you know they're about to come for us and rage run run run run how did we pull it off bro so they had no idea lucas no idea all of them used the towels and we didn't have anything to sit on so me and kyle went and grabbed this thinking we were gonna get bitched out but we did it ah [Music] oh no we just found this chair no he didn't find his chair no yeah we found it right over there video camera yeah we found it right over there dragged it over here yeah yeah we found it over here and brought it over here well it was just normally using it right oh okay because we just wanted to sit in this spot the uv level hey papa why are you recording i'm just confused i'm literally talking to you guys and you're ignoring oh is this your chair this is not me i just didn't hear you oh then why do you care charge of the chairs but i'm i don't own the chairs okay let me ask you guys a question you guys are pretty cool guys here and have a good time on the beach i'm not here to ruin it if you want to rent yours umbrellas cabanas you can absolutely do so we have a property next time oh there's a ranch where you guys from i'm from sarasota what about you atlanta atl hotline it's apache62 over there i don't know what's up with that buddy oh my god yeah you're cool you're cool like i do like the hair i don't want to be an [ __ ] but nah i get it we'll bring it back no no i'll bring it back you guys are cool dudes you're having a good time so what do you guys do because i see buddy with the camera youtube are you guys big or not yet yeah i guess i guess a million a million what [ __ ] i just yeah i just hate saying that because like oh i have a million followers yeah you know you guys are cool sorry if i came across oh no you're all man we were [ __ ] around too you're the best bro i appreciate it it's kyle's birthday tomorrow we're gonna get him a pirate themed cake can we get this one yeah tomorrow oh my god i get to fill it out i can write whatever i want can i write something here it's perfect that's the most important part can you guys write swear words all right perfect yeah can we draw a little penis on it would that be possible okay well if they can we'll find out just two circles and like a spaceship it's a spaceship it's not yeah well i'll see you tomorrow at 12. thank you so much dude this gives me like flashbacks when i would get in trouble in school they would give me a pink slip [Music] i'm here to pick up the um nice ass captain cake not like nice ass captain like you have a nice i think she said she was not going to write it right oh i write it they told me you guys would write it though thank you so much have a good day hello there hi how are you can i get one quesadilla a quesadilla no it says q-u-e-s-a-d-i-l-l-a akoisa dilla yeah no i ordered a quasadilla that's the same thing you just pronouncing it wrong it says quesadilla chicken steak cheese yes okay one more order what do you want two more quesadillas uh two more quesadillas dude the best is when you do it at fancy restaurants and say filet mignon shit's always classic we do that [ __ ] at every prom hi how are you good hello were you serious about what how you pronouncing pronounce what oh yeah coisadella it's like my favorite thing to get here dude you gotta give me my credit respect on driving i've come a long way yeah i'm better than i expected i'm not even gonna lie yeah [ __ ] all right here we go that's good as [ __ ] should i draw penis somewhere oh that is nice hold on we need the ball hairs see all these people think they can draw penises but then they don't do the ball hairs that's how you know you're professional carl has a really old phone we're not even old but old for what we're doing like there's so much business that's done on our phone and you know he just started his youtube channel he's killing it i love him to death i'm excited to see all he does so for his birthday i'm gonna buy him a new phone his front camera is literally completely broken i don't know how he's made it this far doing social media when literally his front camera's broken so finally he doesn't have to be like yo lucas bailey can i use your phone for this video and then send it to myself and then upload it he can just [ __ ] do it so this is the best one you can get we'll take that one what colors you have midnight green he loves green midnight green more like swamp green let's see how well this one works here let's just test it out real quick oh perfect it looks really nice look at that dude we were driving and this car is zoomed by it's over a puddle and somehow it flew in the window and drenched me look at that dude camera guy drenched everything i drank so as far as his number and attaching his number to the account there's nothing we could do he's not going to be able to open the box and use your phone think about it imagine we have him a phone then we're gonna have to take it back we could just write on a piece of paper one free phone looks like kyle gets a piece of paper for his birthday just feeling like a jort type of night luckily i packed mine had these bad boys since like eighth grade dude they still fit oh we have drawers dude these are actually gonna look so funny oh my god they have metal plates you took a little izzy's jeans and you're cutting them all right kyle you want me to cut them while they're on you look at kyle grinding out a new youtube video he's been working all day and it's his birthday that's dedication i don't even think i'd wear those days how do you always wind up with these oh my gosh i get your dick yeah we need better scissors dude oh [ __ ] going art project mode i should just put mine on while we're at it [Music] all right we got a match kyle it's been too long me and carl used to match every day we've been slacking dude this is a nice outfit like you can't tell me these don't look good they look awesome dude okay they're actually not bad kyle you're [ __ ] ass in those dudes i think he's on the phone with someone for his birthday kyle come suck this big dick who is it oh it's his mom kyle looks like he's [ __ ] going to the strip club but not to watch wow look at these gentlemen in their fine merch available at bayern levine.com blast from the elevator doesn't like how yachty ah [ __ ] you guys all aboard the idiot train we found someone in the liliata shirt that's an amazing shirt i love it what's your favorite song by him all right good to know mine's uh summer songs two and teenage emotions it's my favorite album it's probably the shorts man just wanted to connect with the fellaiotti fans i was like i love your shirt he's like appreciate it people like that pissed me the [ __ ] off like we're literally complimenting your shirt and asking what your favorite album is and you're ignoring us whenever i see fellaiotti fans i go out of my way to talk to them but you could have been like yeah i could have faced something for you but [ __ ] you i ordered a phone off amazon it's getting here tomorrow but today is captain kyle's birthday so i'm actually doing the most goofiest thing ever free iphone what type of iphone is it 11 pro max pro [ __ ] it i'll give him a free corn dog too plus one free corn dog it's perfect [Applause] hey happy birthday dude how the [ __ ] is there a prize in the caribbean have a birthday song don't think i didn't forget about your 19th birthday better not ask the [ __ ] over there no dude bend over dude captains orders all right everyone count everyone has to count 19. i'm going hard you're getting 20. i know i'm gonna be 20 in two months [Applause] okay oh [Music] i think it's the last one last one dude my hand literally hurts i don't know if i can do it [ __ ] it part of the crew part of the ship you've earned it captain one free iphone they wouldn't [ __ ] sell it to me in the store so i ordered it it'll be here tomorrow and a court dog happy birthday captain thank you i love you oh i love you too [ __ ] shitty ass backbone camera yeah [Applause] you guys got that in the freezer the whole time dude that's why i kick the [ __ ] out of you when you try to get in the fridge dude i don't know how you didn't put it together kyle goes to open the fridge today and i actually [ __ ] cobra kyle i'm like yeah and he's like dude what the [ __ ] and dude i'm gonna stand there like what dude [Music] you should put your guard down for me let me make your life a little bit sweeter hello fans

Channel: Baylen Levine

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Length: 13min 48sec (828 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 06 2020