Cooking My Best Friend!

previously on Baylor and Levine PJ is gaining weight at a rapid rate and Baylin has this odd obsession I have this weird like obsession with me just fat and I dream of like glazing him up in butter or honey and putting him in on Thanksgiving table and tying his arms and I say and I'm putting an apple it's not surprisingly later they find the perfect place to fulfill baylin's obsessions it's a jack where else are we barbecuing I think we could fill up the seats with all of us and chant they decide to cook PJ on May 30th I say May 30th is that a date okay May 30th PJ's cook date I don't know how he did it we didn't even mean to look at me and call every time we're always matching oh my God look at that [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I call driving that actual [ __ ] Batmobile I'm embracing the full indiana lifestyle now if you know me i really am not known for crashing airing so we should be good [Music] they seem pretty safe holy [ __ ] dude i just made like a [ __ ] Iron Man suit boot up sounded [Music] he's actually so crazy [Music] damn you like you're so [ __ ] right that's fine are those gonna be bruised there's no telling my mind you know Anakin's better I know you know it was more powerful you know who's more focused you know who's more entertaining you know who has a better story you know who was the chosen one you know who has better hair you know who's more attractive you know who has a better voice you know who's not a [ __ ] Luke's a [ __ ] and Anakin is a badass all right it's like when [ __ ] Luke Skywalker would stop into the sunset like a little [ __ ] reach a little [ __ ] Anakin is the chosen one the bleeding actually increases you have strong sweat reaction you have strong heart reaction stops so okay why I actually knew it everyone the debate is finally over Anakin is better today it's been a while and we've officially returned to home it's been so long dude was the last time I went to Walmart man too long we should be going once a day at least work what in front grown dog as your mom threatening the torque on some TV home your discovery today with yachty everyone always asking why the [ __ ] do you like the audio so much [ __ ] you guys are hearing is the basic stuff you know one night which is about one night stand' broccoli about weed he's even smoke weed TJ tell me you discovered after hanging out with me for a week yeah actually listens to the inspirational songs which you don't hear benaderet bellevigne and you will end up liking audio so yeah he comes lines like two gay rich you don't need no student I follow the dreams you see through the pits my heart hits my heart oh we need those for the roast of PJ what you guys using this work we're cooking our friend so we're shopping for Peter's cooked it it's made 24th he's got six days left where the [ __ ] - PJ guy he's actually running he knows the 30th is approaching come on what was that what is Babe Ruth - oh no we were testing it out ya know they can yell at me you guys yell at me all you want don't worry don't worry I'm just as normal as any other teenage boy [ __ ] around in Walmart no dude wall might have the best 49ers yeah I'm minecraft of course I'm just joking I'm one youtuber I've never played for a night my left foot rush you're filming for PBS anything I know he's a rapper little plums cousin he's the catch from outside girl's cousin actually this is random stuff he actually is the creator of VeggieTales no well the Sun but you actually wasn't dr. Philip that wasn't even a joke my boy Gregory I can tell Gregory's good kid of course of course good meeting you bro all right all good we're just been shopping you know the usual well we're cooking him xxx so this is kind of nice yeah she was like go [ __ ] up calls get out of here talented [ __ ] man excuse me we're roasting him tonight you know anything we could like a rope or something you ever see part of the [Music] King off this chapter Jack oh I didn't explain the scene just know Aaron true pirate exactly in terms of rope what do you recommend different kind of what's-her-name can I call you captain James aye which one's your favorite nobody's sick number two that's fun that's a yeah that's the best one you know it's weird is it number two that's when they cook jack I appreciate you Captain James all right captain until next time I think we're good have a good day I don't think we could have run into a better person to help us we won't do we're gonna treat you with care is there a self checkout sweet thank you we're cooking him tonight yeah it's so awkward okay enter job name or Pio number you've worked be careful if you had a cars and [ __ ] load the cannons with anything you can find where the [ __ ] is the butter dude we can't cook Peter without glazing him up he'll think that is shiny man okay did I talked to you last week yes we're just shopping cleaning you shut the camera off I don't see him hold on you just put it down if I have to talk to you again sounds good sounds good now rust me for filming we won't film thank you of course all right let's film I'm joking joshie all right I respected his wishes I really want to get this stuff I didn't even say was a ps4 I just let him be I don't know why people get so mad at family especially the idea we were really doing sure we're just shopping yeah I did we're going all out we're making it actually like when Captain Jack Sparrow put the fruit on the [ __ ] pole load the cannons we're gonna drive through and I see him out the window with my merch on the first day I got here and now he's like my best friend racine ever IRAs not we come to the skate park he's here because we've got to come to the skate park to shoot the last video because we [ __ ] on those skaters and we always see him and now he's like our [ __ ] boy he has the hottest mom in the world how how we're here mama we got a brand [Music] hi captain games I say [ __ ] love is good so much your mom is not married correct so you could officially be my son if we put some things together I would gladly be your stepdad [ __ ] walked out of a rainbow this morning [ __ ] Adam you got [ __ ] in the ass by unicorns [ __ ] me out you better not litter gage pick those fruit roll-up wrappers up I [ __ ] hate litters for once in my life on a skateboard you think your mom to drop off some boards playing some basketball video the other day is it these dude he likes bedeck you sucked a dick in the third grade so like ever since paint has like symbolize that he likes dick no he'll Robert you know how he has blue hair had blue hair yada has red hair just fits them you know hi how are you now I miss you come to the skate park yeah bring boys please oh look at his background look at that yeah you know the [ __ ] vibes we're out here skateboarding [ __ ] they fit in [ __ ] drinking beer [ __ ] yeah drink what's up yeah I vape yeah we're gonna click the [ __ ] out of them and slap his ass yeah I'm really bad at every sport but no I started skating ping pong airsoft and yes err salsa [ __ ] sport do the sugars hit my ankles I hurt so bad you're running around there's an objective you're exerting physical activity one time I wore of watch and it said I ran nine miles when I played our self Josh yeah and vlogging is [ __ ] a degree in college I should open up a college measure there's a school for making vlogs I could seriously train kids on how to do social media these day I went to college for music and they're like oh Beethoven's 7th Symphony you must travel to India to learn how to sing yes college works first I'm viewable is that gonna teach you know I do that's so true like my parents before I blow up wanted me to go for business but yeah I think I know more about business now than the professors Dale he's all about the piece of paper if you take away that degree I mean people won't really give a [ __ ] it's just the norm we're the only kids in our friend group that didn't go to college but we got frowned on for it but now look what do you want to be CV said a doctor I would say go to college you've always suggested on college and I said this before but I'll say it again like Kyle wants to be a dentist you should go to college but he's probably gonna blow up on YouTube you'll be a youtuber dentist he will blow up on YouTube not probably I hate when people say that you will nude when you blow up on YouTube if you also be a dentist that's actually smart cos and all the kids will want to come to you [ __ ] dentist shop we should open up a dentistry bonitas dentists dude Rena no [ __ ] record label we're gonna have a [ __ ] camp we're gonna have a [ __ ] movie about us really [ __ ] dentist shop where you do everything ah I swear she gets more and more beautiful thank you for bringing them you're so con best mom ever we're cooking pizza all taking one I call riding with Katie's mom oh no we got it we got it you want to know something before I did YouTube I was a camp counselor you are the coolest mom safe you know Safety's number one I agree we'll take care of them oh yes Chris all entire search history nothing like hanging out listen to some love all three it's beautiful Lily I need just brings be able to all like listen I shouldn't buy buying go did you invent that dance who made that dancer person I think is the best song and album right here don't feel good [Applause] oh not my phone number Oh smart kid I can't believe I actually convinced me to do this after months and months of me dreaming of this moment it's finally here yeah bench high bench [ __ ] oh my god that actually the Pirates that is literally pirates to whose life are the weirdest [ __ ] we've ever done this the pirate [ __ ] all right oh my god time to butter him up how's this comedy walk the blank so now now if you're in there and I get a magic I mean you would be dead so yeah due to safety reasons we can't actually light it on fire now don't forget the Apple the apples most important bar this is exactly what I imagined so what are you doing College please check out my cell phone she not during the day let's not forget he makes terrific music it's amazing I'll put the link to your cell phone in the description [Music] [Music] hello fans

Channel: Baylen Levine

Views: 1,857,073

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Length: 13min 40sec (820 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 11 2020