Welcome to Hell - Toby the Devil.

[Applause] now we're very lucky to be here at the london palladium tonight because this stage has played host to some truly legendary performers in its time uh harry houdini peter andre frank sinatra little mix aretha franklin the wenger boys the beatles mr tumble and we're very pleased to welcome another legend onto this stage joining the ranks of the wenger boys and mr tumble it's rowan atkinson hello it's nice to see you all here now as the more perceptive of you've probably realized by now this is hell i am the devil good evening but you can call me toby if you like we we try to keep things informal here as well as infernal that's just my little joke now you're all here for eternity which i hardly need to tell you is a heck of a long time but i'm sure you'll all get to know each other pretty well by the end but for now i'm going to have to divide you up into groups if that's okay can you hear me at the rack well if you'd stop screaming that would help okay now murderers murderers [Applause] over here please thank you very much indeed losers and pillagers over here please thieves if you could join us and lawyers thank you very much uh yes there's plenty of room if the hedge fund managers would just move along [Applause] fornicators if you could step forward my god there are a lot of you uh you're down here but first if you could form a cue in front of that small guillotine in the corner thank you very much indeed the french [Applause] and the americans yes look i'm sorry about this apparently god had little falling out with your founding fathers and damned the entire nation in perpetuity he sends particular condolences to the mormons who he realizes put in an awful lot of work but in mind if you just like to come down here yes if you just like to keep clear of that big space there we're reserving for a mr trump atheists atheists you must be feeling a right bunch of nitwits [Applause] and everyone who saw monty python's life of brian sorry turns out god can't take a joke after all [Applause] they're there there they're good and christians christians yes i'm sorry i'm afraid the jews were right [Applause] thank you very much indeed right well that's about it are there any questions uh yes no i'm afraid we don't have any toilets i don't know if you read your bible but i'm afraid it's damnation without relief if you didn't go before you came then i'm afraid you're not going to enjoy yourself very much but then i believe that's the idea okay well look i'll see you all later at the barbecue or rather on the barbecue um and generally i just hope that you all have a terrible time um i'd like to leave you actually with another little joke of my i only know two jokes in formal infernal and and and this one and this joke goes like this this is knock knock who's there death death [Music] skills

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Length: 5min 40sec (340 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 25 2018