Rowan Atkinson Live - Dirty Names

[Music] all right come on settle down the ancien names anus [Applause] ass bandit bottom clitoris where are you clitoris do do enema fist stop come on guerrilla please get it all [Applause] I'm sorry genital herpes still with us I see I'm a dick I'm a dick anima you know I'm addictive Jack ulation my prick has anybody seen my person come on somebody must have seen my prick very well remind me to beat my prick when he does nice and quick on top cube ah my trick so good of you to turn up yes well now that you are here my prick perhaps you'd like to find a seat bottom squeeze my prick in some weather [Applause] rigid Russian exchange student Sammy [Applause] tight fit up your vulva your prick and zipper zipper absent now then boys the headmaster has asked me to speak to you this morning on the subject of smut all members of staff have noticed an alarming increase in the use of silly humor and pure I'll innuendo about the school rigid fist up bottom out there have been some disgusting doodlings on the walls of the lavatory sit up straight on top one or two unpleasant health magazines have been found if you fall asleep on top I shall be very annoyed and mr. hard-on tells me that there's been a great deal of sniggering in his biology class takes it heaven take leave your prick alone I don't care your pick have no business poking into your desk in the first place I will not put up with this kind of behavior boys and neither I must warn you were mr. grit Picard [ __ ] this is a school for the sons of gentlemen and theory is that one day you will turn into gentlemen yourselves that is with the exception of genital who appears to be turning into a ferret so there will be an end to this second form toilet humor where so much conversation is just devoted to smutty do blong tandra doo-doo suck me off nice and quick detention Saturday right I'm going to the staff room now but if I come back and catch herpes in the corridor like the headmaster did yesterday then there'll be trouble you're all here for eternity who which I hardly need to tell you is a heck of a long time so you'll all get to know each other pretty well by the air

Channel: Rowan Atkinson Live

Views: 17,856,295

Keywords: rowan, atkinson, stand, up, comedy, funny, mr, bean, mr., mr.bean, silly, comico, cartoon, angus, deayton, live, blackadder, black, adder, fatal, beatings, not, the, nine, clock, news, johnny, english, 1981, 1986

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Length: 4min 59sec (299 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 24 2014