Mr Bean does 'Blind Date' | Comic Relief

ladies and gentlemen oh and they don't get a paid a penny extra hello and welcome to blind date you know i read this survey the other day i did now apparently it's now true that two out of every three people wish that the third one would go away yes hey nonnie nonnie and here are three fellas all hoping to go away on a blind date here they are well all the ladies out there think you're all very fanciable fellas and let's start with you number one what's your name and where'd you come from hello schiller i'm rob and i'm from kentish town in london you're a carpenter that's right silla yeah i'm a carpenter and i specialize in beds [Applause] do you know that's the best flash i've had all day you specialize in beds that's right well if you could make that perfect bed for that perfect lady who would that lady be she'd have to have the face of michelle pfeiffer the body of cindy crawford and the bedside manner of madonna [Applause] moving on to you number two number what's your name where'd you come from well hello my name's roddy and i'm from edinburgh now rodney what do you do well i'm a student and i'm studying i'm studying french and german literature of the 19th century all of our students don't we gang who would you keep warm on those long scottish nights well celeb it's really good to be princess diana doesn't it now moving on to our third contestant what's your name a lot of fans out there number three what's your name i'm number three and i've come from the dressing room celeste's little cotton socks never what's your name tell us and your first name uh mister and what you do for a living well i don't go around asking people personal questions well i hope this is not too personal who is your ideal lady oh well shirley bassy obviously go finger shirley it's great friend of mine she's absolutely gorgeous diamonds well i wish all three of you are laura look in fact a lara lara look number three [Applause] i shall see you all in there all right see you later [Music] [Applause] [Music] so which one of those boys will be lucky tonight well it's all up to one girl she's absolutely lovely she's from manchester and her name is tracy come in tracy may i say grace they're all showing their appreciation out there for you tracy now you are a beauty therapist aren't you that's right now you've got your questions though so far away trace right i'm a girl who likes a good dance if you could have just one dance with me what would it be and that's number one well tracy i have a little trouble deciding between a lambada and a tango but in the end i think we just go for a little horizontal dancing instead [Applause] that's disgusting very nice good night what about you number two what kind of dance would you do with me uh well tracy i'm a bit of a romantic so i think i'd take you in my arms and we'd waltz off into the sunset forever oh that sounds nice what about you number three what kind of dance would you do with me oh i can't dance oh yes come on number three we want to see him dance don't we [Applause] gang yes it is make your mind of time and don't do it just yet because here's our graeme with that quick recap so who's it going to be tracy will it be number one who makes a business out of making beds and whose horizons are distinctly horizontal in other words he's a pervert or will you choose number two the scottish lad who's an expert in languages i wouldn't say normal to a little french kissing or will it be number three he keeps his business secret but he might just make you an offer you can't refuse the decision is yours i know my favorite is who's your favorite don't tell us who are you gonna go for tonight tracy well cilla i think i was daring coming on blind date in the first place i think you were desperate well i think that i might go for number three [Applause] first of all you turned down our rob and he was all the way from kentish town come in wrong [Music] ravi from edinburgh come in roddy what a shame but this is it this is the exciting bit tracy okay you are going out on your blind date do you think you made the right choice fingers crossed may i stay i think number three here he is from his dressing room and his name is mr bean good mr beast [Music] um ah this is it a night in an english country hotel [Music] is that is that the one you're going to go for are you having that tracy a night in an english country hotel i mean they're all lovely days do you like champagne no but i'm sure you'll have a good time oh tracy please try and have a good time all i ask will you come back shortly and tell us how you got on oh i i certainly will miss black oh isn't that lovely let's hear a big hand for the lovely tracy and the marvelous mr bean see you later [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] well now let's have a look at our romantic couple and spending their romantic weekend at a lovely english country house hotel [Music] cheers three two one especially for you oh thank you oh i don't think i'm gonna catch anything well i'm quite a catcher mine's bigger than yours i'm really looking forward to dinner dead hungry [Music] nice music oh yes very nice ah this is your room well good night good night [Music] sir [Music] yes [Music] yes [Music] [Music] uh harder harder we had a marvelous time [Music] well tracy and mr bean you spent your blind date in the heart of the english countryside right the end of your date did you win each other's hearts let's find out when i first saw him i thought [Music] when i first saw her i thought she's the most beautiful woman i've ever seen he didn't say much he didn't have much conversation he had a bit of a tendency to keep himself to himself can you say something when he did come down to dinner i thought it was a pity that he had his shirt sticking out of his flies and when i came down to dinner i could see that look in her eyes one thing you know that stupid and stamatic camera snapping everything i was surprised he didn't take it out and take pictures of his food well and best of luck i got a photo of the meal it was the worst weekend of my life best weekend of my life of course i'll never see him again it was a total disaster oh i can't wait to see her again i'm gonna buy her a ring it's not every day you meet the woman you're going to marry oh dear i didn't want to say i am so terribly terribly sorry [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Comic Relief: Red Nose Day

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Id: qLNhVC296YI

Length: 16min 4sec (964 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 16 2009