Weekend Update: Trump vs. Biden Debate, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jasmine Crockett Trade Insults

>> Announcer: IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. >>> PRESIDENT BIDEN AND PRESIDENT TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO TWO DEBATES THIS SUMMER. NOR A PREVIEW OF THE DEBATES TAKE A BOTTLE OF ADDERALL AND AMBIEN AT THE SAME TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN POST AID VIDEO CHALLENGING TRUMP TO THE DEBATE. SAYING "MAKE MY DAY, PAL." TO WHICH TRUMP RESPONDED "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE." TWO PHRASES THAT ARE GUARANTEED TO LOCK UP THE YOUTH VOTE. [ LAUGHTER ] >>> DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT AT THE DEBATES HE WANTS BOTH OF THEM TO STAND INSTEAD OF SIT. SO THAT'S THE STATUS OF OUR PRESIDENCY. [ LAUGHTER ] STANDING IS A FEAT OF STRENGTH. I THINK WE COULD LEARN A LOT MORE WATCHING THEM BOTH TRY TO GET OUT OF A BEANBAG CHAIR. [ LAUGHTER ] >>> MICHAEL COHEN, WHOSE COLOGNE I CAN SMELL THROUGH THIS PICTURE -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- TESTIFIED AGAINST DONALD TRUMP THIS WEEK. COHEN WAS PORTRAYED BY TRUMP'S ATTORNEYS AS SOMEONE WHO HATED DONALD TRUMP AND WAS TRYING TO GET REVENGE. BUT THE ONLY EVIDENCE OF THAT COMES FROM COHEN'S UPCOMING BOOK, "I HATE DONALD TRUMP AND I'M TRYING TO GET REVENGE." [ LAUGHTER ] >>> REPRESENTATIVE MATT GAETZ REFERENCED THE PROUD BOYS BY TWEETING A PICTURE OF HIMSELF OUTSIDE TRUMP'S COURTROOM WITH A CAPTION "STANDING BACK AND STANDING BY." GAETZ USED THAT SAME CAPTION IN A PICTURE OF HIMSELF OUTSIDE A QUINCEANERA. [ LAUGHTER ] >>> A HOUSE OVERSIGHT HEARING DEVOLVED INTO CHAOS AFTER MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE AND DEMOCRAT JASMINE CROCKETT TRADED INSULTS. >> I THINK YOUR FAKE EYELASHES ARE MESSING UP WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO READ. >> SOMEBODY'S BLEACH BLOND BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY. >> DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. >> JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! [ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL LIKE WE'RE WATCHING THE WAFFLE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. [ LAUGHTER ] >>> PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED HE'S RAISING TARIFFS ON CHINESE ELECTRIC CARS TO 100%. UNFORTUNATELY, CHINESE ELECTRIC CARS IS JUST WHAT BIDEN CALLS MARIO KART. [ LAUGHTER ] >>> A GROWING NUMBER OF BLACK MEN FEEL LIKE THE TRUMP AND BIDEN CAMPAIGNS ARE NOT ACTUALLY TRYING TO FORGE TRUE RELATIONSHIPS AND JUST WANT THEIR VOTES. YEAH. >>> DURING A NEW INTERVIEW -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- WITH ABC NEWS STEVE BANNON CALLED HIMSELF THE VOICE OF MAGA. AND ALSO THE FACE OF GOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] >>> PEOPLE IN PARIS WITH DISABILITIES ARE SAYING THAT THE CITY HAS NOT FULFILLED ITS PROMISE TO MAKE IT UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTABLE -- ACCESSIBLE BEFORE THIS SUMMER'S OLYMPICS. AND OFFICIALS ADMIT THEY'RE HAVING SOME SAFETY ISSUES WITH THE NEW EIFFEL TOWER WHEELCHAIR RAMP. [ LAUGHTER ] >>> THE FAA REVEALED THAT DONALD TRUMP'S BOEING 757 CLIPPED A PARKED PLANE WHEN IT LANDED IN FLORIDA. BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS DONALD TRUMP FLIES AROUND IN A BOEING. SO. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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Length: 3min 31sec (211 seconds)

Published: Sun May 19 2024