>> ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, THE RATE OF DEPRESSION AMONG MEN IN AMERICA IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH. HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR VERY OWN MARCELLO HERNANDEZ. >> COLIN, GREAT TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOKING GOOD, COLIN. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. WHY DO YOU THINK MEN ARE DEPRESSED? >> COLIN, TO UNDERSTAND WHY MEN ARE DEPRESSED, WE HAVE TO FIRST TALK ABOUT WOMEN, AND I UNDERSTAND WOMEN. >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO START WITH THAT, BUT -- >> NO, COLIN. I GREW UP WITH ONLY WOMEN IN MY HOUSE. IT WAS ME, MY MOM, AND MY SISTER. IN HIGH SCHOOL, MY MOM'S BEST FRIEND AND HER DAUGHTER MOVED IN, SO IT WAS JUST ME AND FOUR WOMEN. AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS TO YOU, COLIN, WHEN IT'S JUST YOU AND FOUR WOMEN, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE -- >> BUT TO BECOME THE MAN OF THE HOUSE? >> WRONG. TO BECOME A WOMAN. I WAS A WOMAN FOR MANY YEARS, COLIN. A PROUD LATINA WOMAN. I WAS LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE. AT SCHOOL, I WAS CAPTAIN OF THE SOCCER TEAM YELLING YOU BETTER PLAY DEFENSE TODAY. AND AT HOME, MY MOM WOULD BE LIKE, HOW DO I LOOK. AND I WOULD BE LIKE, YOU LOOK AMAZING MOMMY. GO INTO YOUR ROOM AND WALK OUT AGAIN. I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? THE WHITE HOUSE? IS MY MOM GOING TO MEET THE PRESIDENT? >> AND HOW DOES THIS RELATE TO MEN BEING DEPRESSED? >> BECAUSE, WOMEN SUPPORT EACH OTHER. MEN DON'T SUPPORT EACH OTHER. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE DEPRESSED. A GIRL CAN TELL HER FRIEND ANYTHING, AND SHE'LL SUPPORT IT NO MATTER WHAT. SHE'LL BE LIKE, I'M DATING THIS GUY, AND HE ROBS BANKS. AND THEN HER FRIEND WILL BE LIKE, AT LEAST HE HAS A PASSION. >> AND YOU DON'T THINK THAT MEN ARE AS SUPPORTIVE? >> NO, NOT AT ALL. THAT'S WHY I DON'T GO TO THE BARBERSHOP ANYMORE, COLIN. IT'S A NEGATIVE ENERGY IN THERE. NO ONE IS HAPPY TO SEE YOU. EVERY TIME I GO, THE GUY'S LIKE, LOOK WHO IT IS. WE ALREADY TOLD YOU, BUDDY, WE CAN'T MAKE YOU TALLER. THAT'S WHY A LITTLE PRINCE LIKE ME GOES TO THE SALON, COLIN. I GET TO THE SALON, COLIN, AND THE LADY IS LIKE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? AND I'M LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. I MISSED YOU. >> OKAY. THE SALON DO BE SOUNDING KIND OF FIRE. >> IT DO, IT DO, COLIN, IT DO! I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY THAT WOMEN HAVE SUPPORT, OKAY. WHEN A WOMAN GOES THROUGH A BREAKUP, ALL HER FRIENDS SHOW UP. WHEN A GUY GOES THROUGH A BREAKUP, HIS BOYS JUST ACT LIKE HIS FLIGHT GOT DELAYED. YOU'LL BE LIKE, YO, I WAS IN LOVE WITH HER MAN, AND OUT OF NOWHERE, SHE LEFT ME. AND MY BEST FRIEND WILL BE LIKE, DAMN. THAT SUCKS, BRO. JUST GO TO CHILI'S AND WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE, MY BOY. >> AND YOU WOULD SAY THIS IS THE REASON MEN ARE THE MOST DEPRESSED THEY'VE EVER BEEN IN HISTORY? >> YES. AND ALSO A VARIETY OF OTHER DIFFERENT ISSUES, BUT THEY'RE NOT AS FUNNY, AND I DON'T HAVE STANDUP ON THAT. >> MARCELLO HERNANDEZ, EVERYONE. >> ISN'T HE GLOWING?
