A: Hello everyone, I'm Alex and welcome back to another video In today's video- J: We watch! It's a we watch! We're back J: It's a we watch A: We have done one of those J: Yeahhh (james is getting a lil bit over excited here) A: And and A: He's excited
J: Completely spoiled you're intro A: At least someone is (james claps like a madman) A: At least someone's glad it's back. So I decided in this one, any healthy relationship... Involves two parties taking control and sharing the responsibility. So I've let you pick the video for today J: Yes, and it is about relationships. So today I thought I'd show you a video about Vampires And the way they conduct their relationships in the real world. A: See I know how to do that because I've been.. J: Look at his fucked up teeth A: I've been compared to one Cause I'm-I'm wrong! J: The video is called married vampires drink donor girlfriend's blood. I read that as 'döner' At first A: Like a kebab
J: Yes A: Oh they go out and go "you got any döner girlfriends free?" A: I've just read that and that implies it's not his wife's blood J: Oh no. You can't drink the blood unless you're married A: Well, I mean you'd think there's some form of rules to it J: I mean this really is some extreme love A: Yeah, no shit mate "You bloody won't believe how this Texas couple keep the kink fresh and alive in their marriage" J: You bloody won't believe it A: You bloody won't! Honestly I read the title and the first thing I thought was "I bloody won't believe that" J: You can show me anything you want right there I bloody won't- I won't believe it A: I really won't
J: I bloody well won't "Together seven years Logan and Daley are just your regular everyday couple." A: Well they're not cause I've read the title and guess what... I bloody don't believe it! They're a regular couple apparently A: What'cha think about that?
J: I know they just said that they were regular But I bloody well don't believe it A: Neither do I "First time I ever met Daley I had an immediate connection with her" "Logan start hosting these events At his nightclub and I started assisting with them. He spent the next Two years asking me out" A: It took him two years did it? J: That's a bit sad innit A: It is to be fair I-
J: It took two years to meet up with me A: Yeah, well you're not wrong there actually following my YouTube career and look how well we're going J: Now he can't stop sucking me You can bloody well believe that J: He looks a bit like Robert Pattinson doesn't he? A: That's the ironic thing, It's that he does look very much like he does belong in a Twilight flick But also, I love the fact that their house constantly looks like it's Halloween So it really does fit the whole scene they're going for J: It reminds me of your room A: No that's just a mess all the time.
J: There's literally the skeleton Right there. Here he is A: This is what I look like after you've finished me off J: Jesus. I bloody well believe that A: I think they do believe that J: I think they all Stan it as well "We went on a date we were sitting at the table And he reached out and he touched my hand and it was like this electricity I remember going to the bathroom and calling my best friend of being like Going home with this guy's like that's what's gonna happen tonight" J: It took her two years to go to one night stand with this man A: How does that work? I suppose- I get it because of the fact that he's probably only ever awake during the night He's not allowed out during the daytime
J: Ahhhhh A: Same
J: And actually Before that moment she never touched his hand before and you know what he said, electricity just like.. A: She's really cold J: I want you to edit this.
A: Yeah J: lots of electricity from my- now two hands
A: You're like Darth Sidious, mate A: I'd actually prefer to just not edit it in A: and just make you look like a-
J: You- Do not do that to me A: I did "Going home with this guy" "Daley, I refer to as my soulmate I love everything about her" "The stakes are higher than usual because there's something unique about this couple" A: You get it? J: The stakes A: That is funny
J: That is funny J: Bloody funny that is
A: They are doing our job for us aren't they J: What I'd say is that she doesn't really look like a vampire But with those ears she could be rockin' the elf category A: Great, is that- is that offensive to vampires? Maybe they don't like it. Maybe there's some form of race war going on A: Okay, that's needs to stop J: Should we reenact that A: No, I- I don't think so.
J: Yeah. A: I think he's actually killing her.
J: Yeah, A: So let's
J: Right, I'm just going to see... "My name is Daley South I am along with my husband Logan" A: His eyes mate. They are terrifying. J: Something tells me They're fake.
A: Yeah, J: I bloody well don't believe that A: I bloody well don't believe his eyes "The vampire king and queen of Austin" "Daley and Logan live their lives day to day or rather night to night as vampires." "They've ruled for six years now running the Austin chapter of the vampire Society" J: That's like the shortest vampire reign of all time A: Yeah, normally it's like I've ruled for over ten thousand years
J: Five thousand years A: It's like how long you been doing this? Six years J: Two months and four days A: And they've only just managed to get married A: It is Pathetic. Up it. J: Disgraceful, "But they both identified as vampires for half of their lives" Half of their lives. What, six years? J: No
A: Twelve A: That would actually make this, I feel like that would make this weirder J: Yeah, I'd be more turned on.
A: Oh "The majority of vampires commonly awaken during puberty" A: This is a thing. This is an actual thing. Do people actually believe that this is a thing? J: Yeah, it's because it's to do with blood isn't it. So when you have your first period... A: Oh no James J: And then- And then when you eat it... I can't even say it A: OH NO, stop. What is wrong with you? "My vampiric awakening when I was 15 years old. Being a vampire isn't something that you can just choose" J: Well no it's not because they don't exist A: You're really not wrong. Being a vampire isn't something you can choose Because you physically can't live for 10,000 years and be killed. Well, actually you probably could be killed with a stake. Maybe we should try it J: What kind of stake? A: I don't know, you'd be down for both honestly. "Isn't something you are born with it is something that is a part of you" A: You can't dub yourself the vampire king. You can't do that. That is so ridiculous. That's like if I put up-
J: Internet sensation A: You're not wrong "They sleep during the day to avoid the sun" J: That's a mood A: Sounds like us There's nothing vampiric about that, that's just called being a YouTuber mate "Whenever I am in the Sun for long periods of time" "First I get a pretty bad headache, um" A: NO, YOU DON'T! You simply- this can't be real! J: You're very angry about this A: Because it doesn't make any sense. It really doesn't And quite clearly you're in the light there, look They've been lit There's probably two soft boxes being pointed directly at them How isn't she being burnt alive? She should be dead "I go into direct sunlight as little as possible" A: Same
J: Same J: You should see memeulous. Don't think he's ever seen the sun. A: That's why he's got the mask on "I would say maybe a grand total of an hour a week." A: That's probably more than me J: Yeah, probably like 45 minutes, A: Yeah
J: 43? A: Forty minutes is a push Normally however long it takes to just go find the UberEats man "Vampires like Logan and Daley have one major need and it's disturbingly simple" "A vampire is someone that for one reason or another needs to take in human energy in the form of blood or" "Psychic energy or sexual energy to keep themselves healthy" J: They fuck A: A lot J: They have a lot of sex
A: And it's bloody A: oh "These two have a craving that can only be quenched one way" J: I kind of want them to suck my toes Will they get the energy from that? Like one on each foot? A: You know like those fish
J: Yeah A: You get like for a massage J: Except vampires A: Yeah, if you want to suck our toes for energy We're so for it "I drink human blood from a donor once a month" A: Same J: Jesus Christ "The journey to vampirism started in an average high school in an average neighborhood in an average city" "The first time I ever" "Drank blood" "It was actually a really intense experience for me because I remember sitting in my English class and I started to feel this intense thirst" A: Fuck me A: That is funny innit James "That I'd never felt before I ran to the first water fountain I could find and I just started gulping down water" "I didn't feel any less thirsty and at that point, you know" "I happened to run into one of my friends in the hallway that had been helping me through my awakening" A: So I ate them J: They're dead now A: It may have been the drugs I was on That I was given by the creepy man outside the high school gate but you know, I just believed I was a vampire. How was at the logical conclusion to that story J: It sounds like a drug horror story doesn't it A: It really does It's like you know what I went to drink water and thought you know what be better than water J: Meth "And at that point, you know" "I happened to run into one of my friends in the hallway that had been helping me through my awakening and they said oh this" "Is what you're experiencing. Let's go find your donor" "So we found my friend and they pulled out a Lancet and I drank from them and it was immediately gone" A: How can you- after you say that just go "yep next question" J: "Yes I like eating flesh, moving on" A: I reckon he was thinking "you know what I can't believe this" J: I bloody well don't
A: I bloody well can't J: She's said all this stuff right now. I bloody well don't believe it "I don't like the way blood tastes I find it inconvenient to have to do regularly" "I'm someone that needs it, but I'm not a big fan of it" A: WELL WHY WOULD YOU BE A VAMPIRE!!! A: It doesn't make any sense A: Why would you- If you don't even enjoy it A: That is the best
J: Right let's get this straight right For this whole thing I've hated blood but I just do drink it. A: Well, thank you guys so much for watching this video I hope you guys did enjoy if you do want to we did another video over on James Marriott's channel linked in the description below A: Also, if you want to do us a big favor we do a podcast don't we?
J: Watch the podcast lads A: Watch the podcast watch the Camp Cast Cos we sit around and we just chat about absolutely nothing for an hour every single Saturday So if you want to go and check all you can a description below. I'll see you guys in the next one A: Peace out people, have a good day J: Bye
A: Bye
