Desperate Man Proposes After 5 Days

[Music] dooba dooba my name is Colt I'm 33 years old I live in Las Vegas no matter oh you look so beautiful well you already know they're gonna be a freak when they dress up their cats that is animal cruelty so God knows why treats women not just implying that you should treat animals but other people yeah I mean you might as well hold on I like some welcome back to another episode of 90 day fiancé in this episode we're going to watch Colt proposed to his hot brazilian girlfriend just five days after they met I wonder if he's got like little wedding dresses for the cats that he's got so they can be his best man and and women based off the fact they only took him five days for him to propose I'm gonna say he's quite lonely crazy cat man my name is Colt he may be the first crazy cat man dooby-doo bad my name is Colt I'm 33 years old I don't touch the cats like that night you've got a wife now maybe if she says yes is she going to say yes I hope so my name is Colt I'm 33 years old I live in Las Vegas no matter oh you look so beautiful yeah this guy's definitely don't wage bangs of his cats I'm not gonna lie they don't look very happy you know perfect environments and bring your girlfriend back tea I work as a software engineer and I live with my cats baby girl cookie dough and sugar free cats he's a crazy cat man he's definitely a crazy cat man but not just that can we play that clip again earlier it's really weird it's waiting me out stop playing it stop repeating me I wonderful kiss his wife what night I'm 33 years old I live with my cats baby girl cookie dough and sugar and my mother Debbie well he lives with his free cats and his mum I'm not gonna judge her you know I'm not gonna judge her you know maybe he's just you know he's a family man a crazy cats family man my mother cooks for me that's my laundry or whatever and she will drive me to work and pick me up does everything that's what you're saying your mom does everything for you did she propose for you as well because we only have one vehicle you could say I'm a bit of a mommy's boy hey Mon baby Oh ever so slightly you know if I was looking for the definition of mommy's boy in the dictionary I think would be a picture of your face kissing one of your cats hey Mon morning okay so I thought this guy was a bit weird he is a bit odd I mean we can pretty much safely say that mummys boy and the cats and all that but um a snowman in November a snowman in November that's the really disturbing part about this video that right there I just like is he put your sauce on that we haven't even got to the crazy marriage stuff which is whole series is based upon and I'm already really weirded out although actually I don't want to just interrupt this video but I was actually currently eating a bit of sushi so let me just grab a hold of that but not until I have my Nando's para nice sauce so let me just quickly scram that ever since my father passed 10 years ago we've been very close and we've taken care of each other you know that is a pretty sad story but it's not very sad when you carry on playing that music in the background Theo see ever since my father passed 10 years ago it almost tries to make you seem like it's a comical event this is a weird episode we've been living together more or less since I was born she loves me with all of her heart I'm her baby boy but you're not though are you you're a fully grown man with a job I love her baby girls wants breakfast two baby girls a tendency to join the family here keep saying we should get a plate for her just marry the cats who needs the Brazilian girlfriend mate it's quite clear where your priorities lie Colton I having having breakfast together for over 30 years he finished yeah it's my years old she doesn't do anything that's fine isn't it that's fine that's normal behavior that's why he's proposing to people after just five days my spare time I enjoy fixing things maybe breaking things more often I spend most of my free time alone with my cats whoa what is she doing what is the screenshot what's going on it's not that the scene of is it Lady and the [ __ ] the two dogs or the spaghetti romantic if I never thought I would get married on my previous relationships have ended with me getting a broken heart whoa he was making the mistake of only having him last for four days instead of five if you just managed to pull off roommate what it been true love after having struck out a few times online of American girls I thought maybe I could search outside the country maybe find a girl and then I met Larissa outside the country Brazil he used to bet outside of America you know you don't have to go too far just to Brazil I had sent Larissa a message and to my surprise she actually responded and we started talking smile is unnerving you know it's a bit towards that was I saying anything it wasn't long before I decided I really wanted to meet her in person so we worked it out and decided to meet in Cancun Mexico and it wasn't long until police to us but we're not quite there yet I'm just jumping the gun but day I would say it was like all the boxes were checked she's beautiful she's smart and she seemed pretty cool what's the idea of me living with my mother who's gonna say slang Elvis fan but he did stop himself um I wonder what it was but another no I don't think these two as a couple look actually like a couple for maybe the first time in 90 day fiancé history but proposing five days after you meet I don't think that's gonna go to welke so let's find out after five days I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her as we were leaving for the airport I decided to propose to her and she said yes whoa actually what after five days this man has skills this man has talent he may have practiced with his cats all along something that maybe I should have done no I shouldn't you know if you're singing out there you know what to do get loads of cats get loads of [ __ ] hey not funny I was a little surprised I'm sure she must have a lot of suitors back in Brazil but I think that she was looking for someone kind of geeky and maybe she wants to be a little adventurous I've got a picture next to the bed already all I've got next to my bed is um this shark Hey I miss you thank you darlin yeah people say the same about me we swear I've started wearing hats in videos because it is bordering on bullying now say bye we'll be careful thanks little reminder don't need a feel and say oh it's been a very long day darlin oh it's been a very long day YouTube so let's put this back on ya honey tell me please the the reefs are did you get it it looks like they're running into a bit of visa trouble which is a bill way 1/4 90-day fiance cos normally they managed to actually find that to be one of the easiest things that they can pick up I'm sure the US government probably watched this show and realized that maybe I needed to do a little bit of fixing there I wonder if he got his cat's imported in from Brazil as well I think Larissa has a false understanding of life in America not everyone is a millionaire maybe she thinks I just have a lot of money in the bank or under the mattress or something well I suppose she just assumes that you live with your mum so that's two people she's rich you went after necessarily pay rent and you don't have to actually do anything for yourself so you might have a lot of money in the bank well that's just me guessing you know I shouldn't the same but I've picked that up you also have free cats and that's a lot of money as well spent on those so maybe just get rid of em or marry the cats as I said that really is the shortcut in this episode to true happiness I don't think rescheduling for a few hours is reasonable I think waiting an extra few days is more logical and a better solution or a problem I think the one thing he doesn't realize is it waiting a few days is actually the equivalent of waiting for the half the time they've been together so that's probably why she finds it a bit of a struggle because in her mind you know that is half the time you've actually been married I'm quite tired to be hustle through I've had a very long week okay we're waiting Shh [Music] [Music] bye bye okay well thank you guys for watching this video I have 90 day fiancé if you did enjoy best one don't forget to leave a like and subscribe if you knew I greatly appreciate it let's aim for 30 thousand likes on this video and if we do so I'll marry my cat which I don't have actually I'll marry the shaman to you guys in the next video peace out people and have a good day [Music] you [Music] you [Music]

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Views: 2,050,038

Rating: 4.9291186 out of 5

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Id: I_x5juT7cfQ

Length: 11min 35sec (695 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 13 2018