This Man Thinks He's Peter Pan

that is genuinely horrific so today I have a very special video for you because I'm actually joined by hey hey it's not me Beulah unfortunately so you don't know what I have in store for you today it's pretty amazing I'm worried of scared today I'm gonna be taking you down the proverbial rabbit hole of YouTube I found a selection of videos about this guy who thinks he's Peter Pan they think I was about eight when I told my dad you know I'd like to be affairs do you think he does he probably wondered what kind of a child I was going to be but a child fifty years old and I'm still Peter Pan whoa yes yes this is what I was worrying about bringing you on my channel is that as soon as we started watching any video you'd bring in nantes allegations he doesn't touch kids Alex I don't think there's any way to explain why a 50 year old man would want to run around dressed like Peter Pan because he's insane this video if you just keep calling of a beautiful dresses like that all the time I was like wow it takes us farther than I thought you know business is why you meet him one and it's like oh look this guy dressed up as Peter Pan that's kind of geeky man about like a fancy dress party of any guess today and in the third and then the fourth then it's been a month then - the thing is it's not even a midlife crisis I almost feel like it would be acceptable if it was a midlife crisis but he's been doing this over 40 years off and I spend so much time working on the top so they don't realize that the girls are looking at my tights can we clarify girls as in women not girls as in children he hasn't I do fuss with my hair a lot and I do have my little beauty secrets about it so that's as far as I'm gonna go about my hair no way somehow it's not a wig that is his hair it's straight up no country for old men have you ever seen that yes he models his hair on a four year old not literally he doesn't like set a four year old oh no oh thought just looking like Peter Pan isn't enough for Andy he models his regular diet after a parentless six year old looking like Peter Pan isn't enough he also wants to die of heart disease what is your true cause Peter Pan gets stuck yeah he's forever a kid except that's fictional as this man is clearly fifty years old I think if something's making you happy though you can't really knock it sighs genuinely horrific that it's probably the most terrifying thing I've ever seen fuck ha you can't just do that only dynamically you said this video is he's a pedophile there is an art to leafing you have to be practical you have to avoid areas where somebody will shoot you Peter Pan at home he's Peter Pan everywhere even though that's caused him to lose a job and his 20-year marriage but she must have been with her for at least 20 years and she's gone Randi it's time to put the cap away maybe it's just gotten worse every year so he's just far enough away so this hats cue and then she said she's like I draw the line when you abduct kids Randy notice how the woman's hiding behind they're genuinely fearful for her life I won't be scared they'd never land upon the only things you've contributed to this video on pedophile allegations and a shit pun so what are you doing over here Peter Pan I'm just skipping around the poorest city of nice girls yeah a lot of things I say cool some takes yeah well I like my next video we're about to show you is this man receiving an interview from Conan O'Brien please welcome fifty-year-old eternal child randy constant what I love about this is there's an audience that are genuinely applauding and coming up what's happened here is Randy's got Conan's kids taking a turn I was just hoping this more or less you dress in a kind of Peter Pan style pixie you dress as a pixie every day every time sensitive camera I get fucking shows done was fine we're gonna say something else but every time he looks at the camera I get an erection you've worked with a lot of other people in an office would you dress this way at the office for con Edison right here in New York for 20 years now you would show up at con Edison and I wouldn't wear the hat it's just very like this one needs to go to work just as the green gel green job with a funky heck the other workers you know were they accepting no I love that though it's like you could wear everything right you put that hat on you're out of it you know what I think we're done with videos for now we're not done with the video yet what else could there fuckin possibly be I have found his website oh come on it's straight out of 2001 it is unbelievable here it is oh no it's green I was thinking maybe we should read out some of this text but there's so much my favorite line is they also started this site so that Tinkerbell would have an easier time finding me would you like to report the happy news she has in fact you find links to our fairy wedding scattered all about the sign it's in Comic Sans officiated for the wedding right it's King Henry VIII 8 now please tell your friends I think we found Kevin I'm just asking him where he ate didn't marry him he did to us officiated his wedding not to a seven-year-old please stop it you want to know something even worse than as I said he's still Peter Pan to this very day you want to know what Peter Pan does Peter Pan makes music I've caught he bugging down let's take a look at one of his live performances [Music] the first thing you'll notice is that on stage it's just I think at one point in time like when he was 20 he had a band alike every five years another member just drops out and now he has to play the keyboard the guitar and the invisible drum he's not bad he's having fun he's happy it just makes me a bit uncomfortable I want to see the audience I want to see the audience reactions to this it's just gonna be loads of children looking out hoping they're gonna be wish the way to the lab but they've never been to before and then there's King Henry the Eighth thank you for watching this video Alex and I actually have a podcast is called the camp cast if you want to go and watch a couple of episodes of that that's like six or seven now so yeah go and check it out I want to do my outro for me please videos this is Mary this isn't my you don't know my outro fuck off if you have enjoyed this video please do leave a like down below subscribe you're new or have not done it already and I will catch you next time [Music]

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Length: 7min 35sec (455 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 02 2018