The Lebron James Experience

yo [Music] guess who recorded four hours of multiverses and it all got deleted not us hypothetically okay so colin show the stick bugs bunny clip i got and show the audio wow wasn't that funny man crazy sick clip yes the voices we're going to look at lebron james for the first time never before played he has a pass move dude no way crazy what if he has a dunk move oh my god oh my god it's epic so awesome does he have any defense like he have a block move maybe uh oh what if he can dunk the equipment whoa oh in that hitbox that we've definitely figured out where it is first yeah yeah oh oh and it's good wait okay that's actually kind of cool wait that's it [Music] that's a good feedback that is a really good tea bag lebron's thick actually so i i think the funniest thing is that i learned something so uh when he has the ball he down b he spikes it you know what he tells me he doesn't have the ball what oh wait that's right what wait what's the move what's the move he always has the ball what it's looking like oh let me turn cooldowns off we're on wait how do you get the there's the move yeah where you uh he does the thing ah the thing yeah the meme where he like points and i i have no idea how to do it but he can do it but oh my god what is it i need to look at lebron james move list there's only like five moves in this game right like it shouldn't take that long to find it i'll figure it out uh one with the ball without a ball we'll start to push for the basketball to do a four steal oh that basketball looking for the one that says he'll do the meme yeah yeah where is he is it buckets i love branches i i can't figure this out is it his thought no i don't know i thought his downbeat wait without a ball he will create a fence if the projectile's blocked he'll grin his ball don't know don't know maybe it's like a taunt without the ball colin will you just post a picture of lebron james doing the meme that people know i'm talking about all right awesome good job now let's play we did not mess up our audio this time to you yeah people calling the students yeah i call him man unprofessional on it that happens man you know it that also have just this audio is fine on this yeah i have okay cool can we talk about how the uh the impossible happened the other day uh the velma arc or no uh we posted a video called not mario party with rabbits on the thumbnail and it was colin's first what a pin baby way to go colin you got one dub cherished it but i think it's funny because like at this point colin's success is our success yeah yeah like let's not tell him to cherish it but you're still rooting for his downfall colin getting a one of his is genuinely just good for our wallet honestly it's better for our wallet than is for his but like you know that's fine all right look at that double superman well we got slurp master on her shag gotcha i thought it was postman for a second it looks more like batman's butler alfred yeah yeah i can't believe you forgot alfred's name dude come on dude there are too many butlers and comics there's one in batman though and then all three okay but then there's robotic there's george what did they put out that's not even a real person alfred would go insane dude alfred alfred yeah i've kind of been feeding this game a lot lately and i like it yeah now that i'm not sponsored on this channel on main channel i am on this channel i'm not i can say that i like it and it doesn't feel forced yeah yeah because how am i supposed to tell people with money in hand that like this game is great i'll tell people money [Laughter] like i'm not about that my favorite product is whatever product gives me the most money you know i'm just i'm very easily like fat as [ __ ] you just threw two balls what the yeah yeah yeah you he lebron's got two balls bronze like bribed the ref for the second basketball i i saw his tweet the other day that was saying uh lebron james has a passive in this game where uh if the other team is losing for too long he switches to their team uh that's funnier this time too definitely but he wasn't too funny i feel like this this happens to us just every once in a while we're just audio just [ __ ] up like what happened like whenever colin sent me that message like 4 a.m okay it happened on my stream and i was like oh it's just game audio it happens then he goes no it's not yeah uh oh then but like i don't know whatever it happened i was like i didn't get upset at the fact that we lost four hours of footage like i was like upstairs i was like i was like yeah like it doesn't have to but it does i'm jaded at this point like no footage getting lost will hurt more than a sonic it's better to love than have lost than never loved at all yeah and i but now we get to watch poor lebron oh now we just get even the double bone the double dunk wait i think the other day because i was playing uh velma lebron the other day which is funny um lebron is two whole feet taller than velma oh my god wait really yeah lebron is six nine and and uh velma is four nine is he six nine in real life right yeah yeah no my god dude yeah tall guy that's why he's really good at basketball man wait lebron james [Laughter] what a great voice blind by a voice actor who's definitely lebron james oh yeah can we talk about that oh yeah lebron james i think that's so funny came in there just give us your best lebron james impression uh he just goes hey pass me the ball and he nails like it sounds so perfectly deadpan the [ __ ] director starts crying what an inspired performance lebron wishes he could do as good as his voice but genuinely if i'm lebron james i hire this voice actor to do all my speaking my interviews yeah like not even like my interviews like talking to my wife hey i have to give him the talk you know we will explain the birds and beasts lebron junior for me i think what's so funny is that his family was recasted in the in space james 2. [Applause] wait so yeah wasn't his wife no [Laughter] actually but it was not his kids that was not his kid no not his kid that one i know for sure wait okay i want to know was that not his wife that he's in bed with look it up lebron james names oh wow why even a little crazy space jam dude she i really hope she wasn't played by herself because i've heard and specially on one michael jordan's family's like in it like and that's like his legit family and that's just a legit house but no [ __ ] way it's not i watch uh space jam one in preparation for like my movie or my my video over space jam two and they have michael jordan multi-millionaire nba player in like a nice two-floor suburban home and it's just like no [ __ ] way lebron james they did not sell him so he's like in that penthouse on a mountain yeah his bed was in the center of the room i've never seen that in my life no that wasn't touching a wall no it was weird i definitely had a lot of problems with that yo slurp master oh we're going with the cannon here this is like the movie it is like the movie do you know what would really make it like the movie if rick and morty were here oh season one baby and yeah also you were right not at all his real family not his wife yep but they used their name yeah they did like so i think it's kind of [ __ ] to be like sorry sorry wife sorry kid you're getting recasted sorry son you can't be in my movie but they use the same names i i wonder if he's ever like you should be like you're uh your actor [Laughter] you should be you should be smarter you can complain a lot less you should like my spaghetti and meatball oh they did say that imagine the actors imagine the after going to school and everyone's like you're lebron's son why didn't you tell us he's like i didn't recognize you look different in the movie yeah yeah yeah i do no but the actors like everybody i was taking the joke the other way most funny funniest circumstances i'd like to think that like lebron james actual kids were just like no longer believe me as kids in that way then like they excuse me yeah like they could just steal their lives like they just start showing up their home rooms now oh how's lebron james been by the way i haven't looked at the game once i think it's really funny because i think everyone else has like uh some people like lebron yeah uh and i i think like his kill power is like super situational like i don't think it's bad but it's just uh you have to feel pretty uh lucky because i think it's hitbox they're like pretty honest in a game where not a lot of people are honest with their hitboxes i feel oh i thought that was almost insane but they're going for the rebound for a second too wait wait what do you mean like hitboxes aren't honest like most hitboxes are uh i think most bucks in this game are like pretty like dishonest like in a good way you know like hitboxes should be honest in the fighting game yeah like it's not like it doesn't end at their hand right yeah okay but i i think a lot of his they're kind of like exactly what they look like and there's no room for like imagination the ball is the ball yeah the ball is the ball oh that was kind of nice oh this is going to stick i kind of would wish to hit him into the ball that would have been crazy fall wait i just realized he stopped off superman to batman yeah he did also my guys pushed the bug did you guys win last game uh yeah we did okay cool wait i think like one thing i've seen is like downer affair is like really good he'll confirm i don't know how batman didn't die there he was out of this blossom what the [ __ ] bugs why is he just keep running off i think he's giving up but why you're winning maybe let's roll back no it's a scoreboard yeah wait yeah i don't know actually then no like maybe like if the rollback [ __ ] up on his side oh but like he walked off at zero bro like the the first one maybe but the second one he just walked off yo go for the dunk the the bug oh wait oh oh again that's so close all right now i'm watching the bugs i'm getting stressed out watching them because i i still don't fully understand like recovering works in this game like i understand like on paper that's because you explained to me oh you get two upbeats two air dodges all right superman's die blue team oh this dunking of kills oh wait that one starts go hide oh it wasn't even close and now we're dunking the major dub right there yeah what's so funny is to see twitter blowing up assessing the the competitive viability of lebron james and some of those tweets accidentally like deep into nba twitter yeah and they are not happy what do you mean lebron james isn't that good it's like he they're gonna be arguing with like you know steve minecraft profile pictures now yeah the steve minecraft profile pictures versus the uh lebron james profile pictures i mean both brought in a very casual audience to their games but like i definitely think the steve players like for smash are a lot better a lot better at like just video games yeah but like i feel like all the people that are coming this game to play lebron james before they're all gonna be bad they're gonna be never touched a video game in their life size like 2k yeah yeah i agree with that like they play fifa every year and like their college door floatmaster is now going jake huh wait there might be some people now who are lebron mains and multiverses and their icon is the [ __ ] model of lebron no no no dude the icon right here is insane wait hold up hold up so you get like a character whenever you get a little avatar when you get like a high level with the character yeah lebron james is just the ball no it's so sick he's just not tanooki trash lover 64. dude i gotta grind multiverses just to get the ball like on that that's how i feel yeah [Music] i'm about to become the world's greatest lebron player just to get the icon and then drop it no lebron's better than my lebron [Laughter] my lebron's the goat i'm forgetting to max the perks on this i'll do it i'll do it next time for sure maybe my lebron is the michael jordan of lebron i lebron lebron james of multiverse i'm like the lebron james with multiverses and that's that's what i've been saying for months maybe years now [Laughter] a few times see i i remember there were people that leaked it like a year ago yeah like earlier yeah yeah yeah he uh yeah i can't imagine uh from what i heard a little a little pester leaked it to him and uh i i would be scared to leak to like her smash like it happens you're on twitter stuff warner brothers has i'm gonna stew you money yeah like i'd be scared of that i would not [ __ ] with any major corporation i'll talk [ __ ] on them but i'm never that's so different yeah i'm not gonna like do anything to them like yeah yeah i i want to stay as far away from this box i'm gonna assume there weren't any legal repercussions of that but like there definitely could have been yeah yeah so like that's that's the thing like even if he was completely safe i i'd be scared bro it's like i i feel like warner brothers is up there with like disney is like the scariest nda to sign ever yeah disney's absolutely terrifying this seems like a terrifying nba concept like disney just scares me as a company all over the universe yeah because like i know i have friends who like did uh beta tests on multiverse and stuff like that and everyone's roster was in like a unique order so i think like if the roster ever got leaked they would know who it did so like i i don't know if that that person faces legal repercussions but that's something else uh big companies like warner brothers definitely cover their bases they know leaks are going to happen okay i want to talk about like that is such an insane way to like test out who like that way you know who leaked yeah like just giving everyone their own customizable like or like their own unique like yeah that's how you do it right yeah like because i feel like that's one the way that like no one's really gonna know that they're doing that like yeah like unless they felt like unless they quickly hold them like hey you're not gonna like compare your roster order like other people right let's sound like a human thing to do oh my god my ball hit him wait i'm gonna go hold on my shoes outside now i'm crying actually that's an insane crowd to just tie your shoe yeah i'm gonna start to tying mid combo i like the shoe tie whenever you're in the cowboy lebron outfit again [Applause] my boots need to be tied man did we win versus the other team uh yeah yeah okay cool so undefeated so far oh the double shaggy anyone play against the lebron stop friend requesting me you freak i don't you're i do not want to be your friend everyone that we've accepted a friend request so far off from as well is like not wanting to play after which is based who the [ __ ] is that girl wait harley quinn no not her the the game of thrones game of thrones oh okay i've never watched it no they've never watched it i uh everything i know about game of thrones is from the south park up though that they make fun of it oh so you know enough yeah i know about cgi fridays then bloody sunday i need a okay i need a train perk oh don't forget to upgrade that stuff by the way well i'm trying to it says you can can i use this is this stuff boosted awesome what the grind never quit uh what just like lebron no shortcuts uh i don't remember what i wanted i have the projectile one i think i wanted triple jump i'm just gonna get all the good ones then i'll figure it out later because this currency is infinite as far as i'm concerned okay yep there we go huge no clue what any of this does i'll see what bugs want i know what you're doing hello i think you figure that one out oh yeah uh for three lebron is allies hit enemies with the basketball from far away caused the basketball to explode oh that's badass oh yeah i don't even care if it's the best one or not it's what i'm going with i like the sound of little baby explosion honestly that might be nice if like it's near the blast zone too i feel like that wouldn't ever hurt oh this bugs is a bastard he's playing like his air dodge lasts longer that's actually kind of sick that you can do that that's frustrating as hell yeah but that's definitely something i would run just to be a piece of [ __ ] and then if you and your teammate both do it it lasts for uh 15 yeah your air dodge lasts 15 percent longer that's a while are you seeing 15 or 15 15. okay 50 would be broken yeah okay okay it'd be so funny but you know 15 is still broken as well yeah like 50s this is like like a mewtwo air dodge yeah i mean you you're telling me some of the stats earlier about like the issue wasn't that mewtwo air dogs lasted forever it was that he [ __ ] went invisible and he could float while he was invisible this is pretty good that's why muta air dog was good my favorite part about a melee mewtwo dodge is that he's invisible he's also spinning the entire time for some reason oh that's fun yeah so like if you're holding an item it just starts spinning around and every year dodge stuff oh that that is funny my useless melee fact of this episode thanks we got like what eight minutes in before i brought up melee someone let us know yo who are we fighting right now superman and bug funny and we also have bugs bunny superman and we're in bat cave okay here's the here's the thing you know lebron versus superman here's my um how i visualize the match-up i think if lebron was given a chance he could beat superman in a fight but lebron superman could never beat lebron in basketball you you feel me wait i think okay allowed to like fly and [ __ ] yes he is and he still could do it have you seen space camp too yeah yeah i i i think i agree i don't think superman could beat lebron in uh in basketball well i mean when you start like comparing like power scaling right like if we're saying joker in the metaverse is like i think lebron in the looney tunes world is like a fair comparison i i don't think he's like as powerful as like michael jordan was in that universe right like did michael jordan actually like get loony uh michael jordan just stretched his arm at the end yeah lebron made a silly face michael jordan never did that i think it's silly big stronger that's why i'm staying oh yeah that's how you know he's silly lebron has so much personality he's not just a hard ass that hates his kids there's a hard ass that hates the kids as actors yo are we winning son uh not really oh i mean like it's it's possible actually if this is real bad oh hell yeah if we kill this box we win well now you could just gimmick the uh what's the face view yeah it's a great guy yeah he's he's a gimmicky guy too yo pass the bug i really wish that like there was more interaction with like the balls like oh that's dead oh oh oh oh it might have been able to i don't know oh wait that was oh we lost the cat autism unfortunately what that's the bunny's name oh okay cool we should discuss it at all but so okay i still love the superman's winning where he just makes his own trophy make the trophy for him he's like yeah i'm vain something like superman that like i feel like i would just hate the people that play superman yeah what's funny is like it's either marvel fans who can't play the game i mean dc fans if you got mad at that you're a dc fan so congrats on outing yourself congrats on yourself you dork your husband that but uh superman is a gimmick because like he has a command grab out of upbeat so he just jumps up and uh command grabs you and you're okay and tosses you into the top blast zone okay also if he upbeats low like below the stage he can also choose to go down throw so it's like if he's like if you're trying to edge garden from above you might die if you're trying to edge guard from above but like atop the stage you can also die so if you just don't edge guard him yeah it's pretty hard to i pretty much just throw projectiles and [ __ ] at him that makes sense okay or go for a downer if he's like committed to a move or something are there like a bunch of are there like any reflectors in this game uh i don't think so uh yeah how do you deal with those projectiles then or you don't get hit uh some perks be like oh you get hit by one projectile you can like then like field it deal player like yeah uh sorry i [ __ ] just playing you're good dude you laughing whenever i said how do you deal with projectiles kind of told me everything ever you know yeah i was like okay you know i you just don't you equip a perkins oh god oh thank you oh how did i die what i thought he was in control there yeah oh my god that was almost crazy that's almost in the sports highlight reel oh everything is closed this is okay we know he's at 50. i was like you could kill superman but then i just realized i was looking at the wrong buff guy yeah oh you're looking at the cooler one the much cooler one not the fourth one you could win in a fight not the boring lame one that's just oh look at me i'm superman superman's powers are so boring let's be honest they're so boring he's just broken he's just strong oh he gets laser vision oh yes all the cool ones like combine into a character we're just like that's too strong yeah too strong to be interesting to me and that's why goku would beat him yeah goku wait is goku supposed to be able to beat superman there's people who believe that it will work on your on that nerd list that you keep playing it wouldn't alter instinct be stronger than superman do you want me to pull up the scale yeah yeah superman compared to goku all right i'm going on the versus wiki because in my mind like goku is just like i in superman just supposed to be like the answer is they're all [ __ ] broken right yeah at least goku like can still like lose without an imaginary rock from like a very like goku doesn't have to get superman dumb as [ __ ] all you do is bait like he okay he loves lois lane and hates green rock you just bait him near green rock by putting lois lane in trouble and he falls apart every time yeah he is kind of stupid actually yeah i know like i guess that's that's why i'm like yeah just kind of always boring with superman too like i feel like once you see one superman movie you've seen them all yeah like batman is like okay there's like interesting villains and like i don't know there's joker baby and i don't know back there there's like four different jokes i have to i have to pull up the hearing system so that i can contextualize the numbers so i kind of rolled into a hitbox that was lingering that classic hitbox extension oh flirtmaster hardcore disconnected oh he he whoa he turned the game off oh his playstation was out of the wall all right that still counts as a loss though yeah yeah it does okay damn i was like well what if it didn't i feel like way more people would quit then all right you're also with the battle pass yeah let's what's up i'm i'm getting superman's uh superman's power scaling right now yeah please and thank you all right oh my god there's 50 000 superman i think new 52 is the strongest form yeah let's just go with that one [Music] okay new 52 is not no new 52 is this balanced one because that is weaker than goku that is not correct is he weaker than goku lebron james no no superman no lebron james we've already answered yeah lebron james james wins yeah he destroys goku in a fight i genuinely do think hear me out bugs bunny beats superman i think i'm not gonna say a hundred zero yeah yeah but like i think like i think it's 60 40. yeah yeah yeah i think he's too zany too wacky i don't think superman is as creative as bugs bunny is i think buck's not afraid to kill either no that's one of superman's greatest weaknesses i heard the balance team intentionally lowered uh batman's kill power because uh he doesn't kill in his series which is so [ __ ] stupid way in this game yeah they're like well we have to be true to the series okay i i hate where people say that batman doesn't kill because then you play like arkham knight and then you start running people over with your car yeah that batman can kill yeah but i i remember i had my friend that he's like no it's not killing them he just like electrocutes them with this car and like they're getting knocked back and like bro they're getting hit by a [ __ ] car yeah like shoot for three all right i now have the answer on how strong goku and superman are thank you so goku is currently 3a which means he could destroy a universe superman in 1985 is 2a which would be he can destroy uh multiple universes uh-huh okay and that's the difference between goku and superman okay what about like super saiyan goku or like goku at is strongest so that's got this goku at like uh altering perfect like perfected ultra instinct is is universe level yeah okay so that that was strongest that is as strong as you can get goku and as strong as i can find better uh superman right now is a multiverse level he could destroy like five universes gotcha sting and that's the 1985 superman three crisis okay and so for reference though joker persona 5 is here above here's superman well okay because it's so there's a number rating and then there's a letter so he's 1a so he's like like 10 years above superman no [ __ ] [Laughter] [Laughter] superman can't go into mementos with the funny facts actually okay gotcha that that's all i needed to know we're talking persona 5 could destroy like the concept of a universe [Music] this is absolutely the worst thing ever i hate i hate that entire chart dude is it just because joker is notified why is he so afraid i i don't get it like i get it i yeah i i get it but like you know i feel like i don't get it man i feel like i just i feel like every time i dedicate one of my like five brain cells to thinking about it my brain just overheats it's one of those things where i listen to the person's reasoning behind it and like i can hear it but i can't process it because it is joker persona 5. it's just one of those things where i feel like if someone tried to explain to me like dude you're such a [ __ ] nerd shut up like this high schooler i'll fight joker right here right now i will break his glass yeah like i will shove him in a locker i'm not we're not in the mentos or what are the [ __ ] nerd like it's fine like yeah if we're in magical world then yeah this imaginary theory could be honestly he wins by that song just playing in my head that's just hell whenever you die actually if joker is strong enough to listen to that song on luke [Applause] you see it i i love it when people wait till the end to retweet or retweet rematch oh yeah they wait possible just to waste their time a little bit but yeah versus wiki's really fun to scroll through if anybody wants to just kill a bunch of time we're steven universe on it where's velma from scooby-doo on it they're probably on it [Laughter] like i gotta imagine they're on it hold on oh i almost got rid of the like the one telling me the tears because i don't know the powers of each tier oh speaking of steven universe there he is yes thank god did i send you guys that funny picture by the way steven universe no oh thanks for not sending it to me by the way wait i'm sending you guys a funny picture of steven universe right now uh here it is it's gonna stand actually it probably won't spin for a little bit because my service in here is always really shitty yeah yeah look at that funny picture steven universe at peak performance says he could destroy a continent which one just i could just show you something which one could you destroy australia antarctica if you give me enough time i'll just leave like a bunch of cars running joe i just want to start with asia get it out of the way [Laughter] joe i just want to say this is an awesome steven universe [Laughter] he does do that yeah this is just like both of them but i i don't know how do we get on the topic of all this uh i talked about lebron versus i think i just talked about lebron for superman and then goku came up somehow okay that that makes more sense i i would try to remember why i was wanting to know who could win a fight between steven universe and joker yep for reference steven universe is as strong as luffy no no no no [Laughter] okay now that's [ __ ] up it's one of those things like i don't even care if it's true like i just don't want to hear it this is where i'm getting at the point of like i i've watched both of these shows i know their personalities yes physical strength sure whatever you can say that luffy does not ever losing a fight to steven universe yeah i hardly agree with that i think the show i think they're the same fear but i think it's one of those like ordered dear luffy beats to [ __ ] out of stephen it's not even close movie would just like grab him by the like the like his legs and just kind of like flail him around so he would pull the [ __ ] gym out of his belly button and luffy wouldn't even realize what that does yeah movie be like pressure i want this they just yanked it oh my god this is i want to talk to whoever made this list dude they this person is too obsessed with numbers it's time to use a little strength i need them to think for like two seconds all right this is coming from oh whoa oh i thought we were like oh we're about to pull it out but i just realized uh yo joe look you can see how much they write about it dude this is steven universe steven just killed me look they write defeat there's essays behind it too what the [ __ ] [Laughter] why i mean i think it's a fun little thought experiment [Laughter] just admit you can't compete with them you might just not be as smart dash i want you to throw your phone in the pool right now then here's luffy's luffy's is so much that he doesn't even know that many words luffy's never said that many words like we just think he's big punched strong good enough speaking of which new chapter today oh my god oh dude you can't wait 10 55 baby oh my god 54 is crazy not going to spend it that's all i want i would love for luffy to be in a chapter right now i oh no wait maybe i don't i don't know man it's so [ __ ] up like you can say that about the main character of the series and it like actually means something yeah it's like oh man what if there's not there for like 20 chapters in a row or something it happens sometimes like what if they're right dude balls on earth for ample down anyways that's the one piece talk yeah so anyways how's joshman lately he's been manic what does josh think about multiverses i feel like he has a lot of opinions i asked josh if he wanted to play multiverses and then he heard steven universe was in it he went [ __ ] yeah i could beat the [ __ ] out of him and i said josh what if we played i played steven universe he said i'm not installing it i feel like i think you can really get josh into multiverse just once rick and morty drop true i think b and josh play i'll be rick and he'll be morty i saw a cliff oh my god that was uh like mirror man the top player in multiverses he was uh just playing and the guy the random guy he was you would just switch the rig and someone said what what what and then he switched off and everyone's like huh [Laughter] do people just have them um i think i guess play testers have different builds or something like that or it's just a glitch you know it could be either having a connor connor's like wait come back i want to play with you then he's like wait i'm sponsored i don't think i can [Laughter] if i could play as rick sanchez right now i would play i would it would be too funny to play with him right now but if like as soon as he comes out that would lose the charm yeah like i would be i wouldn't want to gimmick him and like throw it that way or gimmick with even like the most genuine way possible you want to like lose the first match and then switch to ricky yeah i pull out my pocket rick yeah with the move they've literally never seen before none of them are balanced they all just instantly killed this [ __ ] portal gonna light them in half look okay multiverses if you're gonna sponsor me again i want the new character before anyone else can touch it just because it'd be funny yeah i want to cheat online please in your game thank you wait okay so rick and morty are coming up do they launch the same time or just one brick come out before the morty rick comes out a whole year before morty [Laughter] i'm gonna assume they're gonna come out on the same patch uh yeah i would assume but who knows i don't think they've ever released like two characters in the same pad but you know who knows i mean how many patches have they had for this game uh i mean of all like the closed betas there was kind of like one character every like month or so like you know who's to say they did announce them at the same time yeah and it seems so weird to be like yeah rick comes out like six months before morty i don't think it'd be six months a month sorry i'm just mario kart pill oh yeah the new did the trailer for the same cars we've played for years dude waluigi pinball that's the one with a good song in the good stage i don't read the stage that much oh wait oh wait he had no i know i remember that one just the pinball that one does actually excite me but the rest of them was like oh snow lane from gba but mushroom gorge is a banger but it doesn't have funky gone no i can't hear whoa every time i love funky kong noises i really wish they added him back i don't know why they took him out i feel like that was like the fan favorite character of that game for the people that unlocked them well i mean he was just the best character in the game yeah it's like imagine if they removed meta knife and smash 4. it would have been tragic honestly i would have frowned of it i mean like he was still like even at outside of him being a good character it was just funny monkey that was kind of cool yeah like having a dk representation we gotta we got a little [ __ ] that game yeah yeah because they're spin and he's evil it's because honestly lebron sucks you heard it here first lebron stocks lebron stocks uh i'm telling nba twitter yeah espn's not gonna like this choose your character yeah i think i think lebron james is like as a character he's okay look lebron's kind of mid honestly he's a little bit bigger he's overrated yeah yeah yeah but in his prime sure this is probably maybe like a couple patches ago i'm sure he's fine but like i just don't think he has what it takes to compete anymore like i don't think we'll ever see him top off again i just don't think he can compete with top talent nowadays like um bugs bunny tom and jerry there's that new kid morty coming up like he's just not on his level with a six inch vertical the six inch vertical okay that's good that's a pretty high birdie man my verdi's not that big what if they added michael jordan into this game and it's literally the exact same character but all the movies what if they better frame data michael from the office what if they oh yeah i'd play him i would absolutely play the game actually then what character would it take for you to play it joe got a hedgehog okay what about sasuke see i would say sasuke before night at the sasuke and i still haven't realistic yeah i i doubt i downloaded fortnite just to buy sasuke and that's the last time i touched the game i actually did the exact same thing yeah and you know i'm very happy with that part of my fortnite experience it was a good part yeah joe only likes playing tutors that make him miserable oh bro i just ran this guy on yeah dude the miserable ones are just like how's your day 45 straight of playing valorent awful dude dude i got called so many slurs yesterday oh you told me about it that sounds awesome yeah like i don't even know what i was doing wrong i one of them like one of them uh we were playing a game like round thick it became obvious that the like the top right on the other team was cheating because they had like 30 kills they were like okay whatever he can't do anything about that yeah might as well play it out yeah i'm like [ __ ] dude like i'm not gonna lose the steel because it'll eventually give it back like whatever and then like as soon as the game ended this one guy that did not set his word the entire time plugged in his mic and said are you guys [ __ ] flirt uh the person on the other keeps obviously cheating what are you guys doing i'm like bro what the [ __ ] do you want from me like it's not my fault they're cheating you what are you gonna do make him stop hacking like sorry i listened i've played so much counter strike that's happened so many times yeah somebody will come in not say a single word be like the guys cheating they'll disconnect from the game reconnect and we're suddenly winning the amount of times i've been in games where people counter hack is josh that's actually oh wait that's badass wait that's dude sick a hero no that's so bad like they'll play normally and then some guy will have like an a-bot and like some some hat clients can tell when other people also have hat clients installed so like this guy's like this guy's cheating i'm turning on and then suddenly he's just [ __ ] spinning like a psychopath he's got an auto sniper point at the floor he just killed four people counter-strike spin body's the funniest thing honestly like you're just staring at the ground but you're just spinning around constantly [Laughter] i've never thought about using hack to find another hacker it's like the robin hood of counter strike there's one person the other team had to start attacking so all five on the other team [ __ ] crazy counter-strike wins between two hackers though literally who act better and i know it sounds really stupid but it really works did the better player win at that point [Laughter] if everyone's super no one is it's one of those things where it's like whoever knows they're hacked by it better and like how do you like optimally like destroy the enemy team will win that's so funny it's so funny it's a different kind of skill wait i just realized lebron could do like a no-look pass wait to bugs or just anyone watch this over the shoulder i need to do this counterspec's kind of like the wild west of esports it really is one of my favorite games i just wish valve liked it too because then i would play it so much more i would valve like any of their video games i wish valve like any other games three times just portal free that's the only one i wanted i okay what's this go where are they on now like what oh my god shaggy didn't want to play dude if you ignore counter strike update because like counter strike started at like 1.0 yeah and it's that 1.6 is the original one cs go is technically the third game [ __ ] oh nice dude but it's also not made by valve because valve has only ever made one video game half-life yeah really uh i thought they made portals nope that was purchased they bought it uh some other company was making portal and then they bought that company and then they made a portal with it dude i remember uh when i was in eighth grade uh we had did like a school field trip to like just a local community college that like you know we could go to during high school and they we i went to like the tech dinner and they had portals there and uh the people there told me that they made portal like did they just straight up may portal themselves at the college probably no no i mean isn't that where they got the idea for the portal game they just saw like a tech demo i was like we could do this we wouldn't know like they they just had legitimate like orange box portals oh and like they were just trying to gaslight us coming to their college and they're like yeah we made this game all on our own it's just not true yeah okay like okay i'm like there's just straight up told me yeah we made this game i'm like no yeah that is not that is not based in truth but no that's not true but val valve's made half-life and then portal portal was just like this like it's a project someone made that they then bought left 4 dead was made by turtle rock studios which they bought they left her dad's valve as well that's owned by valve but it's made by turtle rock okay so they bought that under counter strike was made counter strike was a mod of half-life which they then bought yeah okay dota was a mod of warcraft which they bought is also valve yep oh my god so like a bunch of valve has really only made like half-life and then the rest of them are like they bought it now they work on it but it's not like they may oh what happened to my teammate what the [ __ ] all right we're starting with three stocks then well that's all you need yeah get ready i wish valve would make actually i don't really give a [ __ ] i no i wish valve would make i agree yeah i mean they make money they do make money and do they make their awesome blue crate oh yeah they uh i think there's a company where like the individual it's like what is it like it's the company with the highest hurt like money per capita of like employee or like employee per capita really yeah do they have like three people working there or is it just like i didn't make a lot of money i i poured valve once yeah and i asked how many people worked and like studios yeah why are you touring valve what the [ __ ] oh you just get uh because i was in seattle and it was uh my girlfriend's birthday so for her birthday we went and did a tour of out i didn't know that was something you could just do yeah it is shocking that you can just do that they don't let you into like half of it they don't let you into any of the rooms where like they're working on games yeah of course not yeah but they are working on games back and forth oh my god they're like they're like we're not going to tell you how many people work on anything because like you know they're going to get harassed until the end of time if they say if they tell a random dude that the forces do is like 10 employees yeah right but um it is not a high number and like getting employed into valve is also like ridiculously hard god yeah yeah it is you have to have like a masters and then six years work experience what that's like seven people in the game industry yeah yeah college to hand a job with you i that valve is a crazy company i love talking about that i just realized maybe you guys don't know you don't know this stuff okay i don't know jack jack i know this stuff i've not played super smash bros in the last 10 years of my life so valve is such a hard company to work in because the way that the the way the company operates is there's no upper management it's really weird to hear but if you if you read their like workbook and everything with like they got leaked so they just publicized it right but it's literally like the first pages no one is your boss gabe newell is especially not your boss it's like the first page in the in the like the workbook does it explicitly say that like yes he's not your boss but he is your friend and so it's like their example is like if gabe newell asked you to add a skin into counter strike you can politely say [ __ ] off oh okay and so the way it works is that all deaths are just like connected into a power strip and then they're all on wheels and the whole point is that you're supposed to be able to move and do whatever kind of project you want to work on in valve oh so if you don't want to work on counter strike you want to go work so if you go to like that's weird you go to valve you'll see that like in gabe newell's office his desk just isn't even there because he's fired wait does that mean someone else can fire gabe it might just be that's no one's pride [Laughter] okay now i get why they don't make games no one works they don't do their jobs it's a game of thicken for your employment the idea is like you're going to get paid as long as you as long as you're working on something yeah which is why there's like there's like videos of like valve employees who have developed a controller that you can use with your butt you just sit on your tear and control game what yeah this is gonna be good what [Laughter] like your left piece the a button your right keeps the b when you just grip and joystick yeah and then like you could wiggle to move the camera left and right oh my god oh yeah i was hoping that's the year youtubers play shots and so that's kind of how the company structures so like most people suck it makes so much sense why nothing gets done [Laughter] and like the reason that they're allowed to do this is because they made theme and steam pulls in like 30 billion dollars a year yeah [ __ ] it oh like it doesn't [ __ ] matter they could literally die and it would like the entire like employee instructor could all die nobody could work at valve it could just be like one guy on support because we all know how many people work at support and the company would make 30 billion dollars in revenue every year they make steam every video game that's ever been sold they get a profit off yeah my god they get they get 40 i think is how much they get 40 i think it's like 30 35 okay something like that still still a lot yeah i think it's 40 because like the selling point for epic was that they'll do they'll take a 30 cut maybe that's what i'm thinking of yeah and then epic was like this shit's not working we're just gonna start buying games i'm still processing gas controller right now [Laughter] i so like do they sell ass controllers can i buy they they did not sell it they just made one why after you go in and just do your hobby for a little bit not make money off of it because [ __ ] you we're making money off of ak-47s nothing yeah oh my god oh my god that was such a crazy company yeah i agree i feel the vein in my forehead about to pop out right now dude i think there's like a section that's like can you get fired it's like yeah but like technically will you but like it's like you have to actively try it so you have to you have to sell something in order for us to actually fire you like oh you made a game get the [ __ ] out of here someone's like i started development on portal 3. get the [ __ ] out right now all right what did you expect you ever dropped because we have shooters on deck ready all right let us know in the comments which character we're playing next by

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Published: Sun Jul 31 2022