Welcome to Good Mythical More. We've got some money
to spend to create new versions of ourselves. Yes! Much needed makeovers. I'm gonna make me over. You gonna make you over? Or do you wanna make
each other over? Let's do that. Mix it up? Yeah, let's make
each other over. But then, is it what you
think I want or what you think will make me look silly? Well, I'm your friend, you know. Yeah, that's why I'm worried. Well, we'll have to see. But first, let's donate $1,000
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the work that you're doing. Jed Foundation. Okay, so we have,
$15 to spend. And, let's see, I
want to go through, so we have, we have a hairstyle
column, clothing column, a signature accessory,
and then a hobby column. Pretty interesting,
that hobby column. What is that? That's a, I can't see,
move back, move your hand. Opera singer, golfer,
sneakerhead, cigar guy, amateur clown for a dollar. I'm gonna like really try
to pick something that you currently aren't, that I
think that you would become. You don't like clowns. You don't like cigars,
you don't like golf and you don't like opera. You do like shoes, but you're
not really a sneakerhead. I'm not a sneakerhead,
but I'm a collector. But you are so close
to being a sneakerhead. What do you mean by that? - I'm saying that.
- I don't know if. - All you need is.
- I'm honored. All you need is
a bigger closet. The only reason you're
not a sneaker, a sneakerhead is because
you don't have a closet. You don't have closet space,
because, I mean, look at that. You don't have closet space
that you can organize it. I could be a Snicke rhead. That's, I could collect all the
different types of Snickers. That's not an option. I'm picking
sneakerhead for you. All right, and then everything
else will flow from that. Right. Well, you want to
be a golfer again, and you have golfed. Opera singer
would be. I could do it. Was that Italian? What? Ravioli. That's good. Okay. Fettuccine. Cigar guy. I don't wanna hang
out with a cigar guy. Spaghetti. I'm discovering I don't
wanna hang out with an opera singer either. Tortellini I'm just a guy who
just sings pastas. That's my thing. Off-Broadway. Off off-Broadway,
really, at this point. You would love to be a golfer. I'm gonna give you golfer. I am kind of a I am
a golfer, though. No, you don't, but
you don't golf. I have golf clubs. I have a net that I
hit golf balls into probably every other day. I did it last night. Well, if you don't shut up,
you're talking me out of it. I gave you golfer. I just said you're
not a golfer. Carbonara All right, you're a golfer. But hold on, but I'm, I don't
need a makeover into a golfer. Is that what you
were trying to say? No, I've been singing
this whole time. I hate clowns. Cigars make my breath stink. I want to be
an opera singer. I think I could do it. Okay. It's five dollars though. I got it. I got 15. Your wife is trained
in opera, so. Exactly. We'll be a duo. Well, we're a duo. Well, you can be in
two different duos. Like who? Who's done that? I mean, you can be in
a duo with your wife and a duo with your friend. Yeah, that's true. That happens all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I bless it. All right, he's
an opera singer. Excuse me, but my right
ear is really itching. Oh. Deep down in there. So I'm circling
opera for meself. See if there's
anything on there. Nope. You circle
sneakerhead for yourself. Now, moving on to
your accessory. Sneakerhead. You know, I could be on,
there's like, internet shows I could be on. I could go sneaker shopping. I'm actually honestly very
surprised that you aren't already one, because every
single, I'm telling you, the lone, the only thing
that is keeping you from doing this is your closet. It's the only thing. It's the only thing. But I don't like, I don't. You love
collecting, you love clothes. But I don't like basketball
shoes and a lot of sneakerhead stuff is basketball shoes. Yeah, but. Look at, look at, you got
on sneakers right now, man. Yeah, well, yeah. I mean, it's just a sneaker. You'd be the non-basketball
sneakerhead guy. And you know what? You will actually start
wearing basketball shoes once you become a sneakerhead. Yeah, yeah, I would. And you'll have a
duck on a leash. I don't even think we need
to really discuss this. Signature accessory. And my duck will
wear sneakers? Yeah, you're gonna
have, like, you love walking. Duck sneakers? You love walking things. And you love
conversation starters. So, an opera singer
with a bag of dog poop. How does that work out? Because I can't spend, I
can't buy you a nice watch. It's not gonna happen. And if you're wearing, if you
have a briefcase on stage with you, that's kind of expected. I mean, maybe I'll give
you a duck on a leash, too. It does seem like
it'd be the best option. Or a Care Bear? I love a duck on a leash. I love it. That's what's gonna, even
though we're both getting a complete makeover, that's
gonna be our crossover. That's how people know. We're still the duck guys
with ducks on a leash. That's how people know
that we know each other. Yeah. Yep, yep. Yeah, you seen those two guys? Well, I mean they,
they're just two guys. They used to be internet. They both have ducks
on leashes. And then they, they had
some, a makeover session. Is it the same duck? No, no. They each have a duck. One of them's got sneakers. Yeah. Not the duck. The guy. No, my duck has sneakers. Oh, yeah. The guy with sneakers. His ducks got sneakers. Yeah. And the guy, the other
guy, the tall guy with the duck, he sings pastas too. He sings pasta. He's a pasta singer. Okay. I'm gonna skip
over to hairstyle. Orzo! Some work better than
others, you know. What works better? Tortellini's great. That's good. Cannoli! Pasta adjacent. Okay. So, you could have a buzz cut. Been there, done that. Hold on, what
about the clothing? I mean, look at
this right here. Clothing, clothing, clothing. I said I wanted to
skip to hairstyle. Oh, I didn't hear you. I was singing about pasta. See, even if you look
at this old picture of us, both have buzz cuts. We gave them to each other. We gave them to ourselves. That's no fun. We gave them to our friends. I'm just reading
the column, Rhett. Okay. Fringe. What is that? That's. The old Smosh haircut? That doesn't work. A bob? That's kind of. Faux hawk. I kind of need to think
about what makes the best opera singer. I mean, braided
pigtails for a dollar? That is a steal. And I, hold on, now it's
really coming together because I'm like one
of those viking ladies. Yes. Yes. I've got the pigtails, I've
got the hat with the. The horns on it. I'm singing pastas. Yep, yep, yep. So, what about for me? Should I get a buzz cut? In real life? Or a bob? I mean, do I already
have a bob already? No, you had a bob
when you had wings, but. I kinda do have wings, though. No, but your hair goes up. Bobs don't go up. No part of a bob goes up. Okay. Well, don't give me, just
give me the buzz cut. Why is the buzz
cut five dollars? Cause that's the most
different than what we have? I think it's because it's
the only hairstyle that you could adopt where you'd
still be somewhat cool. Yeah, so I'm gonna be a
sneaker head with a duck on a leash and a buzz cut. You'd really, you'd need
to grow your beard out if you had a buzz cut. If you did a buzz cut and just
a big mustache, you should do that in your sixties. But, like, Freddie
Mercury in the 80s? I could do that. Okay, so a lot of your
money is gone here. You've only got
two dollars left. Right? And I've got how many left? You know, I mean, you. What is this? You used an extra dollar here. So I can't go with
the four dollars. I've got six. Do I have six? Hold on, did I do that wrong? Because you've got
five plus three. Plus, where's the other one? I can't see it. Right there. Oh, but it's three. So you have four points. You have four left. And I have six? Wow. See, I can either get two
ones, or a four and a two. You can carry something else,
or you can have, oh, no, we haven't done clothing yet. Sneakerhead. Let's just go with, let's
go with the clothing here. Suit and tie for an opera
singer, too straightforward. Streetwear, you're dressing
it down, tracksuit, fur suit. I've already got pigtails. Oh my gosh. I think I need a
potato sack, maybe. I think that's a bit. Now
I look like a mascot. I like your fur suit. You're gonna get hot. I think, I think with
everything I got going on, I got the duck, I got the
pigtails, I'm singing pasta, I think I need a suit and tie. I think I need to dress it
up as much as I possibly can. Well, I don't know if you have
enough money for that, do we? Oh, I do, I do, I do. I do, I have six. I have money left over. I want, I'm gonna
put you in the fur suit. Oh, gosh, but then I'm just,
but now I am just a, now I'm just gonna be laughed at. Yep. I'm gonna be laughed at. No one's gonna
take me seriously. Well, we have Twinkie and
Chappie working on real time versions of what you
would look like had, you know, makeover, so. Well, can't put
you in street wear. You're already
kind of doing that. This is a makeover. Suit and tie,
you dress up enough. You dress up on a
pretty regular basis. Potato sack? You gonna sack me? It's potato sack
or a track suit? Let me see. You got the leash. I mean, I got, I've
got really nice shoes. With a buzz cut. But you, a buzz cut, really
nice shoes, in a potato sack. You kinda look
like Hare Krishna. Kinda like, Hare Krishna
has really nice shoes? I've seen Hare Krishnas
in really nice shoes. Yeah. So. And you still got
some money left. And I still have four dollars. So, what are you gonna give me? I'm gonna give you. I have three dollars. I'm gonna give
you a bag of poop. You're gonna give
me a bag of poop? And I'm gonna give
you a Care Bear. There we go. And what do I have left? Four dollars. I've still got four dollars? I might be able to
get another hobby. Move your, move your head
by looking over at this one. See, you could be a golfer
and an opera singer. You could have a briefcase. You want a briefcase? A fur suit and a briefcase. That. I do need something
to make it seem like I'm up to business. All right. There you go. And a briefcase. You can keep your
duck in there. When he doesn't want
to walk anymore. When he needs to rest. All right, so, you
guys have been working feverishly over there. Let's see what we got. Twinkie Fingers has done it. There he is. Look at me. Well, this is what
I was hoping for. I don't know about
that bag of dog poop. I mean, is it duck poop? - That would make more sense.
- I think it's probably duck poop. Which is really messy to clean
up, by the way, with a bag. I mean, I was actually
curious what I would look like with a buzz. And, it's not that bad. My cheeks look kinda puffy. You had a buzz cut
for a very long time. I mean. Yeah, it emphasizes
the cheeks a lot. I mean, the potato sack,
it's a choice for sure. It's unassuming. It's unassuming. But really, the edge is
taken off by the Care Bear. And it draws attention
to the sneakers, which I have a closet full of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And my duck, look at
my duck, he's. The duck's got the
shoes too, wow. And two left shoes. Okay, I'd be his friend. Yeah, why you put my
duck in two left shoes? Because you did it so fast? Why'd you put my duck
in two left shoes? Duck got a right foot. Duck's got two left feet. I don't think the
duck's gonna complain. I mean, while we're at it, we
could say, we could point out the fact that your shoes are
just the same shoe mirrored. But I'm not, I wasn't gonna,
I wasn't gonna say that. You got me in two right shoes. I wasn't gonna say that. No, that's a left,
that's a left shoe, too. I wasn't gonna mention it. No. Well, what is a right shoe
if not a left shoe mirrored? You, no, well, actually,
he has mirrored the shoes, but on my left
leg, I have a right shoe. And on my right foot,
I have a left shoe. That's what you've done to me. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, we gotta
switch, we gotta switch. A sneakerhead who doesn't even
know how, which, which shoe. No, no, that's your thing. Which shoe it goes,
foot goes on which foot. You put the shoes on
the opposite feet. But I think that, I think that
a buzz cut could, could do me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see what I look like. Spaghetti! Oh, yes! You, you look like. Yes. You got the pigtails, you got the briefcase. Oh, yes. People are coming from
miles around for this. Why does your furry costume
look like a big ball sack? Well, there's gotta
be room for something. I mean, that is a,
that is a hairy scrotum. Yeah, yeah, that's,
that's kind of the thing. is have you seen the guy
that dresses up as the hairy scrotum? Sings pasta. Hairy scrotum with feet. He has a briefcase
and walks a duck. Yeah, he's great, he's
great, he's great. We saw him on Friday. It's quite a night. I mean, and it's really
just pasta he sings? Yeah. But you would not believe
how many there are. We were there for
at least 35 minutes. Can you, and does the
pasta come out when you're singing about it? Well, I'm working on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be cool. I make it by hand
as I sing about it. That's the surprise that
people don't know about. Oh. And then I feed
it to the duck. And then it turns out that
the duck is allergic to pasta. So, you kill your
duck every night? He's sacrificing duck. No, no, no, we have an EpiPen. Aflac. Yep, and we bring
the duck back. It's part of the show,
and it's actually all just a big allusion. Wow. To the resurrection. What? When the duck comes back,
then I ask people if they would like to bow their
heads and close their eyes and make a decision. Any decision will do. And usually the decision
is just to leave. - Yeah.
- So, yeah, yeah, yeah. But clearly we're
still friends. Oh, definitely. We belong together. We're hanging out
after the show. Yeah. Stupid bun! Why's this pan on? Five minutes left. Oh, boo yourselves! Boo yourselves!
