We Became Crime Scene Investigators

[Music] thank you hi Tommy hello hello this is my big bro Wilbur I'm Wilbur what's your name I'm very clammy hands Marcus good to meet you yes why is this flag broken it's I wonder what caused the fact that's fine boys how does it feel to be in the presence of a god Marcus no I'm the God how does it feel to be around God chat this is a Choose Your Own Adventure quiz do I have my big balls and we in the plan or do I go on living a normal society the boardroom looks like an abortion um Jesus [ __ ] Christ you're late you have your balls out he's been it's his words he was on the toilet he's using the toilet I'm sorry okay well can you do that in your own time sorry yeah sorry yeah don't say that to me it's been a really tough time a hell of a lot worse than whatever should show your days already I killed that dog there's a lot going on for you psychologically it seems but I don't have time to unpick it so let's get on top shut up Sharon yes I can hear you talking through the phone it's very confused there's a lot of mess but apparently you're the best cleaning team in the business you're looking at us you're looking at us big Cleaners Corporation that's what we're cool so let's get started shall we thank you Martha hey thank you Marcus thank you Marcus do you love me Marcus we love you Marcus okay oh holy [ __ ] but what's the chat saying okay I don't even want to get my balls out I've seen corpses before haven't you yep first okay uh it needs to be [ __ ] spotless not one sack of blood left anyway where are your cleaning supplies got them right here big hands yeah biggest hands you've ever seen have you ever see how big are these hands not big enough why would you say that show them what you do show what you do see please this is just part of the this is the second time in three minutes that I am very concerned for your psychological well-being it works look see I'll do it too see it's kind of hard I don't like this sorry it's not dry it's blood dries Brown it's not immediately I'm going to find you some cleaning supplies and equipment thank you do it properly Enrique can you see if we've got ten speeds before they use any more of their bare hands well this is a list of the first floor employees so the people who worked in this office here yes we need to identify all of the deceased bodies of the victims lying around and see if we can find them on this list here so I can let the families know as soon as possible it's like you've got a classic case of Fight You Got 5B is sort of situation going on here this is not a time for fun and games yeah yeah yeah does it look like a hand property well you've made your bed you can line it tell me that's evidence king um what are we looking at for possible cause here what I'd say she was a bit silly wouldn't she silly a bit [ __ ] dumb silly a uh [Laughter] so no head lights [ __ ] security guard the bathroom isn't dead who's [ __ ] security drop stuff I put I put a possible cause of death chopster don't know what it means oh a survivor oh okay me mother Happy Fella not a Happy Fella uh ask him is this John John John is alive John I'm put John I'm putting you down okay John I'm putting you down as alive well but when Rambo is alive for 15 minutes excuse me sorry so if you can describe the condition of your body and in one word what would you describe I'd say I'd say garotted garage how would you say your feeling all right so we've got a sort of a sense of uh just show you show you okay a security room before I go got her on tape see that's all we needed thank you so much thank you let's just kick that out the way shut the door shut the come on yeah oh you can't you can't have a great one one going strong come and work here and you'll see you'll see yep do you know how door handles work I believe in you stick your back jobs oh okay is that you sue oh it's [ __ ] disgusting in here this is Five Nights at Freddy's oh look at that use the security cameras work out where in the building that woman is I don't have the uh I still don't have the cause I asked him what the cause of death was yes [Applause] Maybe [Applause] please tell me oh I've got a bad tummy I've got a I've never held a woman's hand before please put the hand on the on the thing it was her not me you've done it open oh kick it open dramatically go on hello hello we're looking to get to the basement is that subject Franklin's no different interphalangeal creases what do you think about my creases they're fine come on then um just legs like it's like it's like video games hopefully Tommy and it go oh [ __ ] house okay so as you both know one of the test subjects is on the list and has been displaying some fascinating thing yeah I wouldn't recommend putting a torch in your eye yeah do you have a brain in there nothing's getting through this glass door without a valid retinal scan awesome um where to clean we're just we're [Music] is it back you guys are so not meant to me hello yes sir yes yes yes this reminds me of the boys this reminds me of the boys hello baby hello what have they been doing on here huh should we take some let's take let's take a little bit uh one forward is that right will or maybe hold on no I got it promise I'm Tom please what we're cleaners you want a [ __ ] [ __ ] job this place is a tip we gotta get the [ __ ] out of here where are your parents uh that uh yourselves we're evacuating the building why keep on the loose oh yeah get down like I'm not getting killed myself [Music] [Applause] [Music] outside thank you okay cut back a wrap okay everybody hey hey hey hey hey don't [ __ ] touch them look at me oh [ __ ] time you had one [ __ ] job stop [ __ ] talking dead I'm big that's very great okay there's a few things here that happened today and I don't mean to ever talk about it again do you understand am I [ __ ] funny no that's what I [ __ ] thought two seconds yep we've got Harry Potter and Joker yeah follow me let's go let's go strong circumstantial evidence that you have taken past in a crime okay you look like you don't believe me Harry follow me number two press play here oh that's the house oh yeah oh that's me on the big screen and now you're feeling good yes okay let's just be very friend we've got CCTV we've got CCTV footage and we've got forensic evidence okay what does that mean someone's been touching piss which one of you was it it was me yeah [Applause] I need some pictures of you I mean six foot three hello one two three don't [ __ ] smile that was a terrible [ __ ] picture let's have a look come on YouTube whatever listen to me yep just we're gonna go downstairs now okay and I don't mean to hold in a minute are you filming me have you been filming this whole [ __ ] time I'm actually a streamer are you filming me do you know I'm black no again you [ __ ] filming me dirty [ __ ] bastards get him now you should watch rampant [Music] foreign

Channel: Wilbur Soot

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Length: 13min 1sec (781 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 29 2022