"We Are from Microsoft" How I deal With Scam Calls

[Music] okay so sorry who are you sir my name is jenny williamson from microsoft i'm actually in front of my computer what's wrong with my computer first of all you're having a computer that is having the microsoft windows in it right yes and you are the main user of it absolutely okay and this is your personal one i believe yes so let me tell you once you're going online now using the internet certain malicious and junk files are getting into the hard disk without your knowledge people are getting into my hard disk how are they doing that what people are getting into my hard disk that you just said people are accessing my hard disk in my computer like how are they doing once you're going online in the internet certain malicious files for getting into the hard disk of your computer without your knowledge without my old my god how how are you guys knowing this because your computer is connected to our global server and it is sending us everywhere and warning messages to reason and calling you so they can show you those files and help you to block them okay let's get rid of them let's uh let's let's do it let's get rid of them i don't want these things on my computer that's terrible are you serious about the score now you're making fun no you're telling me that there's these things on my computer i don't want them on there your computer is important to you right absolutely okay so if you could just turn on the computer i can show you those files first of all i will verify this call to you this is a verification helpful so that okay my computer's on what do i do next just look at your keyboard in the left bottom corner of the keyboard do you find the ctrl controlled key yeah i see it okay so this is a verification process so that i can verify myself to you that you're talking to a technician from microsoft okay okay cool oh you mean the one next to the control you mean the one next to the control button exactly okay hold on um i've never seen this button before so you can try it out i can show you the problem okay just right side profile or on control key and it says stop calling me you [ __ ] con artist you are a prostitute your mom's a prostitute what how do you sleep how'd you sleep yes i will come tell me that time when i can come to you how do you sleep seriously do you actually did you actually sleep well at night you prick okay tell microsoft i said suck my dick [Music] is baby

Channel: Daz Black

Views: 8,749,710

Rating: 4.9556708 out of 5

Keywords: we are from microsoft, scam, call, calls, funny, comedy, laugh, daz black, daz games

Id: F_r0ac8Wf9Y

Length: 3min 53sec (233 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 18 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/yankerage]

The call was made from inside the house!

[u/shafty05]

3:01... never in a million years would i expect that to come out of that person's mouth, at that exact moment. HAAHAHA

[u/nadmaximus]

Never. Answer. Phone.