[ ALARM ]
>>> HEY FELLAS. >> OH!
>> WE DID IT, CAPTAIN SHADOW. >> BUT THE KILLER CLOWN HAS
STILL ELUDED US ONCE AGAIN. LET'S HURRY BACK TO HIS SHADOW
CAVE AND INSPECT THIS SERIOUS CLUE THAT HE LEFT BEHIND.
>> THAT SICK BASTARD WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER HE IS
PLANNING, THANKS TO US. >> DON'T GET TOO COCKY,
CARDINAL. KILLER CLOWN WILL STILL --
[ SIRENS ] -- OH, GODDAMN IT.
IT'S THE COPS. >> TURN OFF THE ENGINE.
>> THEY PROBABLY JUST WANT TO THANK US.
>> YEAH, I BET. LOOK, JUST BE COOL.
LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING, OKAY? >> OKAY.
I WON'T SAY A WORD. >> GOOD MORNING, FELLAS.
>> GOOD MORNING. >> HELLO, OFFICER.
>> NICE MASKS. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS, COMING FROM A
PARTY OR SOMETHING? >> NO, SIR.
>> BUT I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE BUSTED ONE UP, RIGHT CAPTAIN
SHADOW? >> SHUT UP CARDINAL.
>> OKAY. >> ANY IDEA HOW FAST YOU WERE
GOING? >> UH, I MEAN -- I'M REALLY NOT
SURE. 65, 70 MAYBE?
>> I CLOCKED YOU GUYS AT 140. >> OH.
>> YEAH. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION,
PLEASE, SIR. >> IT'S ME.
IT'S CAPTAIN SHADOW. THIS IS MY TRUSTY SIDEKICK
CARDINAL. >> THE DYNAMITE TWOSOME AT YOUR
SERVICE. >> HEY CARDINAL, WILL YOU JUST
SHUT UP? >> OKAY, SO YOU'RE RAPPERS OR
SOMETHING. I STILL NEED TO SEE I.D.
>> NO, WE'RE NOT RAPPERS. AND MY IDENTITY IS A SECRET, SO.
>> A SECRET. >> YEAH, I'M A CRIME FIGHTER.
>> YOU REALLY DON'T RECOGNIZE US?
>> HOW OLD ARE YOU? >> 16.
>> OH, GOD. >> IS THAT YOUR SON?
>> NO, BUT WE LIVE TOGETHER IN A CAVE.
>> OKAY, OUT OF THE CAR. LET'S GO.
>> CARDINAL, THAT'S GOING TO BE YOUR BIGGEST SETBACK.
YOU DON'T LISTEN. >> WHAT, YOU NEED HELP?
GET OUT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>> BEEN DRINKING TODAY? >> NO, SIR.
>> CAPTAIN SHADOW WOULD NEVER DRINK.
>> HEY. >> UH-HUH.
YEAH, PRETTY SWEET RIDE YOU'VE GOT.
YOU'VE GOT A FIRE COMING OUT OF THE EXHAUST.
I DON'T SEE A LICENSE PLATE ON THIS THING.
>> YEAH, WELL, OF COURSE NOT. IT'S THE SHADOW MOBILE, ALL
RIGHT? I MADE THIS CAR MYSELF.
>> YEAH, BECAUSE HE'S A GENIUS. >> HEY, WAS I TALKING TO YOU?
>> NO, BUT HE IS. >> OKAY.
HANDS ON THE HOOD. >> OKAY, I REALLY DON'T THINK --
>> LET'S GO, COME ON. ALRIGHTY.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT WILL STICK ME?
>> PROBABLY. >> ANY WEAPONS OR GUNS?
>> CAPTAIN SHADOW WOULD NEVER USE GUNS, BECAUSE GUNS ARE FOR
COWARDS. RIGHT CAPTAIN SHADOW?
>> WOULD YOU SHUT UP, CARDINAL! >> SURE.
>> WHAT IS THIS? >> IT'S MY UTILITY BELT.
>> YEAH, WHAT'S ON IT? >> I DON'T KNOW -- SMOKE BOMBS.
STRAPS, GADGETS, THERE'S A LOT --
>> UH-HUH. >> THIS REALLY ISN'T NECESSARY.
JUST CALL COMMISSIONER MORGAN, HE KNOWS WHO I AM.
>> YEAH. 1085, I'M GOING TO NEED A CAR.
>> DAM IT, DAM IT, DAM IT. ANY TIME A
BLACK MAN WANTS TO DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR HIS COMMUNITY, WE'VE
GOT TO GO THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
EVERY TIME. >> WHAT'S THIS?
>> WHAT'S WHAT? >> THE BAG.
WHAT'S IN IT? >> THAT'S -- THAT'S DUST.
IT'S ENERGY DUST. >> OH, YEAH?
LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE COCAINE. >> OH, PLEASE.
>> YEAH, WELL -- IT'S NOT COCAINE.
IT'S LIKE COCAINE, BUT IT'S DIFFERENT.
>> HE JUST NEEDS IT, FOR ENERGY AND FOR COURAGE.
>> SHUT YOUR TRAP. >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM HERE? HEY CAPTAIN SHADOW, WHAT'S GOING
ON MY BROTHER? WHAT'S THIS RIGHT HERE?
OH, THAT'S COCAINE. >> WELL, IT'S NOT MINE.
IT'S NOT MINE. >> HE JUST SAID IT WAS YOUR
ENERGY DUST. >> DID I SAY THAT?
BUT IT'S NOT MINE. I PROBABLY CONFISCATED IT.
AND JUST FORGOT ABOUT IT. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO AHEAD AND
GET YOU SOME CUFFS. >> WAIT -- WE DON'T NEED THOSE.
>> OH, NO. CAPTAIN SHADOW, WHAT SHOULD I
DO? >> CALL MY OLD LADY, TELL HER
THEY GOT ME AGAIN, CARDINAL. >> OKAY.
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The side kick made it unwatchable :/