Was It Something I Said? Uncut S01E05

hello and welcome to was it something I said the quotations show that Marvel's and all the remarkable things that people have said for instance Richard Branson once said I've made all the money I need to make but sadly it seems not all the public appearances on Richard Ayoade ease team tonight is actor and comedian miles jump and with Micky Flanagan tonight is my reluctant life partner Robert Webb and here to read out our quotations is an actor who once said I'm a great warrior truly all the time worry worry worry still asking myself will I ever make it well if the question was on to a Channel 4 panel show the answer is yes please welcome actor and star of Game of Thrones Charles dance so and one is called free soms in this round we give both teams a series of quotations and ask them to work out which of three people said it if you want to play along at home you can do so on Twitter by following at something I said or in an exciting breakthrough for interactive technology you can shout the answers at your TV screen we can hear you but we're very professional so we won't react this week's threesome is schooldays can we have the first quotation please Charles I tended to be scatterbrain if I was at school and saw a bird outside the window I wanted to follow it once I jumped off a roof thinking I could fly or Kelly I don't really know who he is I know he's a very self-reflective man and this will like Michel de Montaigne and I don't really know who that is either I thought being scatterbrains have you scattered too much it's a sort of consequence of overwrapping isn't it I thought scat was a word for people who like to do sexual things with poo I see I was on shaky ground with my Michel de Montaigne I want this show to be a place where those references and the references to sex with poo yeah live happily alongside each other I can tell you if none of the people you've mentioned so far I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the threesome it might be so was it actor Sylvester Stallone author Ian Fleming or professor professor Stephen Hawking it's a bit mean of Ian Fleming to be threatened soon Hawking with a gun it's quite a day when the three of them agreed to be photographed together I don't think it's some Sylvester Stallone because it says school as we all know he didn't go to school he sprang fully formed from a block of solid rubber that's no way to talk about his mother I can give you a clue this person jumped off the roof using an umbrella as a parachute oops I think it's not Hawking because I've always mean he's quite scientific isn't he I think it I think it smoked him because he was thinking about the universe the whole time he's like black holes and everything he's basically a Time Lord and he's got a lot of stuff going through his mind and it's very difficult to expect him to concentrate on the formation of an oxbow lake and he might just you know he might have been a bit sketchy at school you think it happened during geography yes I think that's probably statistically it's probably likely that geography is the easiest lesson to get distracted in in that it combines being very boring with being very unimportant I think that's fair to say I don't think anyone can any of these men actually fly not unaided I mean who knows this wheelchair may be capable of now just cuz we're the koenz thinking I could fly but we don't know what the next sentence yeah it could be I could and another clue is that this person was bullied at school ah Stallone music it's Stallone yeah cuz yes this is what it's all about the bullying led to I wish I can't wait to be monkey yeah wish I was broke I would do that movie they drew first blood day two you're going Stiletto Stallone and Richard and miles I think Ian Fleming is more likely we won't provide reasons you refuse to give these reasons well the answer is Sylvester Stallone did he just jumped off the roof holding an umbrella as a sort of parachute [ __ ] that yeah do you know what up do you know what I'm a safety precaution he took he was wearing a superhero costume under his school uniform and you know what he was voted at junior high school most likely to end up in a montage they weren't that sensible according to Stallone he said when I was in junior high school the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair only in America would that be a category okay Charles can we have our next quotation on the subject of school days please my attitude at the time an attitude of complete boredom and feeling that nothing was worth making an effort for so whose attitude was one of complete boredom was it Stallone Fleming or Hawking David can I point something out yeah it's that boredom doesn't have an e in which would make me think of Sylvester Stallone it's a part of the quote or is that that that spelling is a correct quotation okay Stallone final this sorta sounds like a mission statement for Tower Hamlets Council in that their crest the person that said this also said in the end I did learn to read but not until the fairly late age of 8 I think it's in Fleming but I'm not I'm not prepared to share my thinking okay you've already [ __ ] you're talking out loud you shed final answer in Fleming find a lot well-well finalized today I will say you are devaluing the words final answers each time I say it it is final final answer Yin Fleming its Fleming because because it's pompous and then an attitude of complete border we would have you know it's a little bit Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick oh yeah bond got out of his car you're both going in Fleming well the answer is professor Stephen Hawking don't boo the professor the glaring spelling mistakes in many of Stephen Hawking's quotes including the misspelling of boredom are deliberate and a pronunciation by his speech sympathizer and so that explains that so that's the end of the round and a quick look at the scores tells me that Mickey and Robert are in the lead now something Charles yeah you were in for your eyes only well yeah yes I was yes quite flat bouncing Cup race outer one is fence yeah when you were in the field I said it was an amazing fun to be in a Bond film or or is it just like another job I have one line which the director wanted to cut and Roger Moore blessings you know no you can't cut the line is very important he's alright Joey you hang on to the Lauren child ressentiment for the rest of the film restore my line I think this is it and now Charles wants to say his line all right and remember your line yes get in over the breaks if you can complete this quotation from Vegas entertainers Siegfried and Roy if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will what tweet your answer to app something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes welcome back to was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Siegfried and Roy if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will what we should stop the three you spend a lot of time on great [ __ ] tins it's difficult to go on holiday I'm off to worm tenerife house is free yeah I'd love you to sit there run caps that have been putting some people off can you look after 58 lines and time I regard that you'd probably ease them in wouldn't you say there is there is you are the first bit of it there is the odd lion / tiger on the property and I hope that won't be a problem yeah and again oh well me no I'm all right man usually alright with a couple of lines and tigers how many 58 even one of them try to eat one of them why me one of them got a little bit killed no not killed no just named I think maimed yeah very very bad okay well what secretin Roy actually said was if you live with 58 lines and tigers then you will always have a lot of [ __ ] in the house I think we can agree that that sentence is more regrettable than the mauling of Roy by the way Roy claims that the tiger was not trying to attack him but rather dragged him to safety by his neck as it would do a cub we could say you're living in a house with 58 lines and tigers it really doesn't matter whether they're on your side or not either way you'll get sliced a [ __ ] bits may bring you a present you die when they purr you get blasted through the patio so chars in in the opening scene of Game of Thrones you just skinned a deer I did indeed were you taught how or did you just improvise I was taught huh and is there more than one way or is it not like a cat no there's really only one way yes right reducers came to me two days before this was a new scene and they came and said um are you vegetarian Charles and I said no why and they gave me this scene and we did it yeah and are you a vegetarian now no I'm not and I was hoping they would give me our nice kind of leg of venison to take back I didn't even get a year so continuing our theme of quotations the next round is called key words we give our panelists a few key words from a famous quotation and ask them to work out the whole quote so basically you'll only get about one word in for a bit night listening to digital radio in Cornwall the team that gets nearest the actual wording scores the points now this is from a quotation by Martin Luther King jr. that's the first clue please could you give the key words Charles have and dream okay we all know he said I have a dream but what did he say after that I have a dream most nights we might never remember them yeah I know they're really weird I think there should be a thing you can do enough or when people start telling you their dreams you just go with a slightly marred that occasion though wouldn't it I don't care if there's navigator in it I've insured for years we can give you one more word Charles can we have another word from the speech please children children I have a dream I have a dream Kuban won't be allowed in the pub after six o'clock Green they won't be allowed a long-haul flight push you for an answer each what you have to do is say you're closest go each team and then the one that gets closest I'll give a point too and if you're both really close I'll give you both a point and if neither you at all close I won't give either real point the both getting a point no you're getting a point that's essentially that doesn't matter yeah it's if one gets a point and the other doesn't that's when it gets and I don't think I'm using hyperbole when I say [ __ ] exciting I think Rob knows it's something like and I have a dream that one day the black children and the white children of America will sit down and a classroom together and a person will be judged not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character and then he said loads of other state he said loads of other things before and after what's your pitch that yeah Wiki additional because this is the bit I remember is for children because I thought all its managing to get a lot done and cope with the childcare there's four children that's no picnic only four accountable yeah it's Eric yeah I think I'm tremendously impressed um Charles can you give us the full quotation please I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character I think I think basically you all worked as a team like Martin Luther King's four little children so I'm gonna give you all a point well done the original copy of this speech is still in possession of a volunteer security guard who asked Martin Luther King jr. if he could have it saying I have a dream that one day this will be worth a lot of money time for another one this is from a quotation by Boris Johnson it's not well known so I'm not expecting you to get it completely right but I'll award points to the team who gets closest Charles can we have two key words please semi-naked and otters I mean obviously immediately someone of equivalent stature really important remark I'm sure I can tell you this quote is from last year any thoughts is that sort of description of what's going on here he semi naked and it is well ours guy it's anti sorry what then um you say hidden I was after his meaning hot hot hot I'm gonna get semi naked man as hot as that it's the quote I like to get semi naked in front of otters because weasels are easily embarrassed well you're not in the right area it's not a stripping in front of afters or stripping because he was after I thought I'm not comfortable with that come in handy one day David you know when you're walking along the hood and some here some Wendy's come up and you can just go take them we lose off man it's hot as in a kid is it called the hood because hoodies live there yeah no it isn't no hoodie comes from the clothes where his hood comes from the last syllable of neighborhood you're lying to me clue Charles can we have one more word of the Boris Johnson piece of rhetoric please horse I think it's Sam o'clock he's gone though London's gonna be full of people semi naked they'll be swimming like otters doing riding horses that's nice clear but you look tremendously like him I do is this the thing that he said in the Olympics about seeing volleyball players from his window and saying they were gleaming like semi naked otters and by the way I'm on a horse horse horse what's that called that square the horse goes God's praise horse guys were thank you yes very generous horse Godfrey you're very close I'm going to ask Richards team to have a bash at the exact wording first currently Allen Horse Guards Parade you can see semi naked volleyball players gleaming like otters or something whatever wet otters wait I remember that word wet being particularly grip what's your pitch from the Horse Guards Parade you can see so many naked volleyball players playing volleyball volleyball like glistening Potter's well Charles what's the correct rotation as I write these words there are semi naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade they are glistening like wet otters very good answers both teams but I think I'm gonna give it to Richard and miles for getting the right disgusting utter adjectives well done this is a quote from last year from a column Boris wrote to the Telegraph in July 2012 entitled London Olympics 2012 here's 20 jolly good reasons to feel cheerful about the games so at the end of that round the teams are tied it's now time for the round towards what are they talking about in which you'll hear a quote of someone talking about something and you have to work out you've guessed it their star sign oh no wait you haven't guessed it you have to work out what they're talking about here's one from American World War two General General Patton it may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party so what is he talking about I don't I don't know why everyone one is about sitting little old lady stole this is a little old lady some of them my wife's legs yeah I actually work in a factory in this old girl come up through she went you know you lot you all talk about sucking [ __ ] all the time we're used to suck [ __ ] we're near a comes over you get on your heading and eating again with it I think that's what I call oral history yeah I've got an image of Becky's grandmother's like you can tell that story but can you say it was a work is it about war but war may not sound nice to old ladies when they're trying to have a cup of tea you're on the right lines I know he said something about we're gonna get over and kill these Germans cuz if you don't know they'll beat you to death with a sock full of [ __ ] that's what he said he won't and if I was an old lady and I heard that I'd be Oh language for that game well I think I have to give Mickey enroll at the point well Charles can we have the full quotation please well I want my men to remember something important to really make it stick I give it to them double dirty he may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party but it helps my soldiers to remember you can't run an army without profanity I was talking about his copious profanity when motivating his men it was Patton's devotion to military profanity which caused him to petition so passionately to end the war by dropping the C bomb on Japan doctor here's some more of Patton's remarks he said I don't want any messages saying I'm holding my position we're not holding a goddamn thing we're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls we're gonna hold him by the balls and we're gonna kick him in the ass twist his balls and kick the living [ __ ] out of him all the time we get we're gonna go through the enemy like [ __ ] through a tinhorn that's why like all advance strategy and he were absolutely right Mickey that he said a man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing if not some German son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of [ __ ] how long do you think it would take to kill someone with a sock of [ __ ] I think they'd end up going could you go get something a bit heavier this is just bruising me really badly and you're gonna kill me could you hurry out because don't think you have that option when someone's chosen that particularly sadistic form of execution you just have to wait it might take years it might be some infection caused by the [ __ ] that gets you in the impact of the song so that's the end of the round and a quick look at the scores tells me that Mickey and Robert are in the lead over the break CTU's leak this quotation from Jennifer Aniston when she was dating Brad Pitt the best smell in the world is what tweet your answer to at something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes welcome back to was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Jennifer Aniston the best smell in the world is what any thoughts panel mints did you say mints did you do sing mints or mints like x-men the middle light not like Bendix mint so permits I think this one I've made a lovely cake I thought that was gonna be worse right Brad Pitt's tummy button you'll get your closer Brad Pitt's neck the pageant world is Brad Pitt Brad cooking mint do you know what if it was Brad cooking mint and I said you were warm with mints I really do promise can we rule out all me it's not you're a lot closer with Brad Pitt in with mints napalm in the morning nope now I'm gonna give you the answer I think you sort of both deserve a like a point one of our point but I'll take it away because that's impossible to do the notational the answer is the best smell in the world is that man that you love yeah she was launching her new fragrance that man that you love our next round is the was it something I said round in which each team has to work out who said the following quotations it'll be from someone on the show tonight or our virtual guest Mike Tyson I'm afraid he can't be with us tonight although not half as afraid as I would be if he could start his Mickey's team who said the following was it Richard miles Charles me or someone we'd rather I'll be mistaken for Mike Tyson I had a letter from the father of my then-girlfriend forbidding me to see his daughter ever again it was horrendous I don't think it's Mike Tyson I don't think he would think it was horrendous I think he'd just go around and bite the man's ear oh it's calmed down a lot yeah you think okay he never keeps pigeons he's got a gentler side yes yeah horrible to humans rather nice to pigeons you think not Mike Tyson well maybe Martin that definitely not yourself um I know David has a couple of ven girlfriends but I can't imagine either of their fathers forbidding you doing anything really I think this is her in towards Charles it's a funny thing he would save it and it's yeah for fighting for bidding is a little bit old school um just that you know was it you know our Father ed it's all right Chelsea yeah what a [ __ ] have I done a generation where our fathers were all hippies uh whereas the father of a young lady you might be dating would have been from the from the 30s the foie gras I'm not saying you're from the 30s Jesus what are you saying Charles I think we're gonna go for jobs yeah I had a letter from the father of my then go me to see his daughter again it's beautifully constructed our letter from the father of my finger for bidding because it's a Charles it's Charles yeah it is Charles what was so what was the story there Charles I and a group of people uh gatecrashed a party better I don't know when I was about 18 or 19 and I was arrested for unruly behavior likely to cause a breach of the peace section five of the Public Order Act 1936 and I was arraigned before the magistrate and a piece appeared in the local newspaper and the father of my then-girlfriend wrote me and said I forbid you to see or attempt to contact my daughter ever again that's like you know Bertie Wooster type of disgrace isn't it yes dr. Ouma cars sorry he got that really well there damn child usually thank you char's can we can we have the next quotation please Christ gave me my gold star for winning the three-legged race was it Richard miles Charles me or Mike Tyson mmm the three legged race doesn't happen anymore does it because of the number of children who fell over and were killed when you tie two children together one of them's much fatter than the other one the inertia create and often drag the skinny one Longueville seven or eight miles before the before fatty stops I think Richard and I don't know why I'm also thinking that you're dead a priest military a minister yeah you're not supposed to cross-examine Tyson isn't here to defend himself you'd be a free legged race you might toss amazing someone's video with Mike all right even when he was father yeah yeah my bad your feet off miles I think you know the minutes of Italy just because I'm gonna clue yeah can I get four miles yeah it is miles my lobsters brought was the scenario the only race in my life that I've ever won has been a three-legged one and Robert Powell was at the back who played Jesus he was there because his children attended the school not because he was researching a parts as a just gonna be playing a boy in his next thing so when to worship children at school he was then the headmistress said and I hope so they say there weren't other famous people there she went now who's the most famous person here today and then eventually said ah mr. Powell you come too and he came and did them handed out the prizes and so Robert Powell Jesus of Nazareth gave me my own Christ as he was then so next up it's Richards team who said the following was it Mickey Robert Charles me or Mike Tyson my first proper kiss was from Cara Shopsmith when I was 13 or 14 haria Chuck Smith won one member of the opposite team looks quite bashful about this I've my gut instinct as this is Robert didn't childhood remember that it was I doubt it was as late as 13 or 14 I was a child danced for heaven saying I would have been the first time I stayed the night I was eight she was 20 Smith can I have the first of your final answers B I think it's Robert well you're absolutely right it was Robert Webb well you gotta save yourself what was her idea yes those urge he had a party her dad used to run a pub and he he closed the pop of the night and let's these children come to play when her older sister showed us how we were supposed to act and she was supposed to put her hands there and I put my hands there and that's how you do a slow dance and then some kissing started oh that's fine wish that had ever happened to me I wish you'd have been hurt saved water um chars can we have the next rotation please I have to be dragged into a suit and tie there's a pair of Levi's and a t-shirt in my wardrobe that I live and die in so is it Mickey Robert Charles me or Mike Tyson I don't know that you own a pair of Levi's well I'm glad you don't know exactly what I am Charles wears a suit incredibly well and I happen to know his tailor Mickey aren't you someone's wear suits than you I think in your court appearances I used to live near Robert and I have to say I've never seen him looking as smart as he does now I think Robert is more of a Levi's and t-shirt sort of a guy I I think it's the kind of thing Chuck D would say Chuck see I think it is you don't think that chance wears a suit I saw you wearing a wife-beater trunks and goggles on it is out your answer and yet so difficult David yeah I'm gonna make an executive decision yes all right I think you must this is the worst time the eve you have a panic attack yeah I think it's Robert you think it's res Act the answer of the team oh why not signing up well I'm afraid to say you're wrong it's Charles dance time for and a quick look at the scores tells me this week's winners are Mickey and Robert yes narrator Charles down we call the beginning is often the end and to make an end is to make a beginning with which in mind it only remains for me to say welcome to the show good night and was it something I said is back with a brand new episode Sunday night at five past 10 next tonight shouted at any good TV lately

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Views: 977,926

Rating: 4.8985629 out of 5

Keywords: David Mitchell, Richard Ayoade, Micky Flanagan, Robert Webb, Miles Jupp, Charles Dance

Id: IwlBku6JM60

Length: 35min 52sec (2152 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 11 2013