WARZONE MAKES NO SENSE

ah yes Call of Duty the game that critics once praised for its gritty realism and the game where most of you learned your first no no words Call of Duty's intense realistic gameplay is what kept fans coming back time and time again okay that's not true people just like shooting people up and war zone lets you do that to 150 people so of course it's great but we're not here today to praise war zone if you want to review check out war zone for noobs no we are here because I asked you on Twitter well you thought makes no sense about war zone and as usual you came you saw and you commented and I picked the best ones and put it in this video so without further ado let's start the video shall we the boy cob he's a rainbow succeeds YouTube your chick amount says that highly trained military operators can't climb rocks that are just waist high this is strange because we can climb a lot of things barricades windows even taller barricades but rots why well cob I have a simple explanation the military prepares soldiers for walls and not rocks duh have you seen boot camps with rocks there's a lot of walls it makes logical sense they have no experience with rocks see there's always an explanation for these things megamat 5-5-5 asks why is there money everywhere well Matt this is Activision Blizzard in order to justify releasing this game for free Activision needed money to be included in some way shape or form so the game designers just put money everywhere it is to appease the stockholders the stockholders are all that matter Matt it's USA 101 come on get with the program the cyan hedgy wonders why does the gas mask break it's a gas mask well it's obvious it's because the gas mask is for the fashion well I don't say that every time do I do I it's 100 percent for the style Leigh if you guys ever watched my original overwatch makes no sense videos you'll know that sometimes you just wear masks for the style and that's what bloodhound and octane do it's all just for the look baby well I've said this multiple times and luckily somebody comments it it's because of the style they're now wearing it for any useful purposes gas masks have been in since 2017 we've all known this oh wow I do well this one is a different reason you see the gas is like Cossacks gas we're only the special kind of gas masks work for it and your gas mask just isn't that special it's a regular old gas mask get yourself a special one like me call 1-800 gas masks and order your fashionable special masks today if you call in the next 20 minutes I will also include this beret because once again gas masks are all about the fashion once again 1-800 gas masks or go to gas masks fashion calm I hope that's not an actual link death is my friend says that you can't escape the gas with the helicopter but when you win guess what a helicopter helps you escape the gas this is true you will die in the gas if you try to escape with a helicopter but here's an important thing you overlooked when somebody wins do you actually see that person escape they take a helicopter and go but you don't see them leave to a new place my theory is the winner dies - nobody lives it's a cruel world there are no winners I know right your mind is blown my mind was blown - when I discovered this wild Spartans a good friend of mine check amount asks why does war zone install shaders every time I launch the game yeah the game is already a billion gigabytes why do I feel install shaders every single damn time it is annoying but have you seen what the game looks like without shaders it's disgusting ok so here's a game with shaders right nice normal ok and if I go to the settings here and turn off the shaders and boom ooh I cannot believe that this is how the game looks without shaders ok I got to reinstall them real quick this is making me mmm making me want to vomit oh my god it's so gross late orange asks how can you drive a car off the tallest cliff and take no damage to the car or yourself [Music] that's simple it's because the car is a 1999 Honda Civic these things never die you didn't know that come on man it's right there you could see it the little H come on next question pooper trooper wonders how do fists deal more damage than bullets it never makes sense and call duty and it doesn't make sense here see I'm not an expert at punches I mean I still don't know how to punch ready but you don't account for the damage that a punch does mentally because of the blatant disrespect it feels it normally does five damage but the additional 70 disrespect that does a lot of damage the power of disrespect must not be underestimated here I'll show you how strong it is with an example you silliman says that you can stand on top of a friendly chopper and not be shredded by the rotors let's test that is Lana Lana let it right there right baby I perfectly put this baby down oh here I go ready yeah nothing what yeah look you think your head is sliced off it doesn't okay that's hilarious this is definitely here because you know annoying teammates would try to team kill with the helicopter and trust me helicopters are already really scary you trying to kill me with the helicopter to keep dumb idiot boy you tell me anything you can't kill me so just imagine if your team could do the same thing to you far far as Markos asks how can you buyback dead people like is the grim reaper a joke well I do agree that this is strange that this is an option and potato also adds that you can get blown to pieces but still go to the gulag here's my theory the gulag isn't real it's actually hell if you lose you are stuck in hell forever but if you win your soul can come back think about it that's why even though nobody's in the gulag sometimes you can hear all these voices these screams the by station is actually you making deals with the devil war zone is run by the devil himself but that's just a theory again I am Nathaniel says that when you cut your parachute how do you have another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one yeah I've got nothing you've got a billion parachutes I don't know how you can carry that many and only five armor plates hey dingus why don't you just drop like 50 parachutes and carry more armor plates ghosts more like good dum-dum got them biased poem says it doesn't make sense how there are so many campers what do you mean are you saying that the way that this game is structured encourages campers I wonder why maybe it's cuz the moment you stick your head out you die and the time to kill is literally instantaneous honestly this game is so fun but campers rule in this game with a very little counter play if only there was a better BR where this isn't even a big problem hmm my rule of thumb is if you can't beat them join them what else doesn't make sense about war zone let me know in the comments down below thank you all for helping me reach 100,000 twitch followers it's been so much fun playing on stream every week you guys have a lot for me to be able to play any game I want like valor an apex or even warzone on stream so follow me on Twitch if you haven't already also check out the clique Familia discord server if you want to keep yourself posted on whenever I stream or whenever I upload but with that I'll catch you later [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Macro

Views: 2,808,528

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Id: 6ZBdbYSjuGI

Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 20 2020