Warframe - Trib Rates EVERY Weapon: Primaries

here you hear you I have decided that because I hate myself I'm going to be doing a quick-fire review of every single weapon in the game starting with primaries now a few things to note first this game adds weapons almost every mainline update so chances are when you're viewing this there's going to be some that aren't in this video the hell wisp and her weaponry are coming outs very soon so yeah please check the video upload date if you're wondering why I don't know the Vince app that one whip that came out and 2021 is it on the list second pretty much all of these ratings are satirical this isn't gonna be another tier list video where I determine if a frame ate glue or not a lot of these weapons are gonna be judged based on how unique they are that's in meta will of course come into play but only when the weapon falls into those categories third this is easily going to be a multiple video project yeah no [ __ ] if I tried to put every damn weapon in one video you wouldn't see me for another two weeks next time we'll do secondaries and then after that melee and possibly aren't guns if I can be arsed but here's the question that I'd like to post to you would you like me to immediately begin on the secondary part after this video or do you want me to do something different for the next video there'll be a straw poll in the description of this video if you want to share what you want if full points secondaries for the next video I'll do it if you want something else for a bit more variety hey that's fine too lastly oh not to be reviewing weapon variants so primes wraiths Friz Mo's vandals etc I'll be reviewing the base weapon with their variants in mind and so we're ready to begin we'll be doing this via primary categories so auto rifles burst rifles launchers spear guns etc so let's begin with auto rifles the Bozza what are the weirdest weapons to be given innate silence I feel like no matter how silenced your gun is it'll still alert people when they notice the mosquito bullets being shot into the ass a staple for evaru players though if they're allergic to bows people who use the buzzer the cut of people who pee into the inner walls of the toilet bowl instead of the water sticks out to the bolts or a bolt door has probably been in your hands at least once is known for being one of the first weapons a new player can get their hands on and it's a solid friend that will never let you down until you get something like a Tiburon or azimuth stepping out of ten the bread there's two kinds of people who use the bread newbies looking for a normal assault rifle at the start of the game and weirdos who pretend they like the Branton three editon the buzz lock not exactly an amazing weapon stat wise but one of the most fun rifles in the game both for its homing tracer and hilariously overkill recoil the only thing I would change is to allow the trace that we placed on terrain and for it to have a model that doesn't feel like someone molded strikes earwax into a rifle six out of ten Ladera the corpus answer to the Bratton except firing plasma is far cooler than bullets still it's the kind of weapon that you would give to a stormtrooper four out of ten the gore kata possibly the most meaned weapon to come out of this game and yet it's like the cooler older brother of the Braton the ricotta is for those who like emptying their magazine with a tap of their mouse button and refused to acknowledge petty things like eight out of ten the crack one of those weapons that would have been better off as a skin than a weapon and why did Grenier or Indy Green like this when they've made far better rifles hey at least it actually looks like a rifle and not a bad dragon product four out of ten muta lists quanta a gimmick weapon but in all the good ways chances are you use this because he can fling the ball around like you're at a beach party or you pretend that your venom from guilty gear seven out of ten the Panthera you can hover a goddamn saw blade on a curb ants face nine out of ten the Tetra I think the only time that I've used this weapon is when i'm faffing about with kinetic ricochet but that was fun to do so I don't know ricochet two out of three the Gorgon the original big dacha kept alive mainly by its variants you likely use this because you love light machine guns and are praying that they make a belt-fed type light machine gun weapon in the future Rambo out of ten the soma a weapon plenty of veteran have seen around the years because this thing crits more than the medic Zuber saw has started to fall off in use in recent but it still has a loyal fan base who don't mind it's silly ass design seven out of ten the super uh basically a status Corgan that shoots plasma and makes mag players giggle with joy magazine capacity out of ten the Grimlock okay I've got to be honest I like this purely because it's a bolt-action rifle juggle the bolts to me out of ten the Lateran I kind of forgot this existed two out of ten the veld to do same as the Lateran but at least I thought of or of the boreal valley from Dark Souls 3 using it and that gave me a giggle 3 out of 10 the Burstyn the Breton it feels a little bit more polite 3 shoots out of 3 the Hema the best piece of evidence this game has ever gone that de has the massive amounts of cocaine while making crafting economy decisions it's not raining in the derelict out of 10 the pair assist how do you manage to turn a weapon into a full evolutionary pokemon and also managed to give it a Pokemon name a Magikarp dinner out of 10 the kwartak when this weapon was showed off the way that it looked I was expecting that the quad barrel would spin up and shoot kind of like a rifle minigun hybrid I was immediately disappointed on release when this wasn't the case but it's a decent-looking grenier rifle so 5 out of 10 the Sybaris cybers of all the rifles the cyprus prime is probably the rifle used by the prissiest most egotistical grenier of all time I mean look at this thing but lever-action rifles are God tears so 8 out of 10 the tiburón on code what I was until I put on the prime and then I Power creeped into their hearts 8 out of 10 amp wrecks I must consult with younger guys flux rifle the weapon equivalent of a prominent celebrity who ultimately became washed-up an irrelevant a few years later also the inevitable fate of this three editin collects it I don't think I've seen a single person using this even in high drawn runs or something I've at least seen flux rifles and hey at least flux rifle ass slash and not just ice cool ass model though but two out of ten the Ignis honda Hutta the weapon of choice for those who are doing janitorial loot canister runs six out of ten the quanta synapse crits crit crit crit crit crit red crit crit crit crit prints nine out of ten the mitre wall not as cool as two Panthera in my opinion there's a lot to be said about a weapon that shoots ricocheting saw blades around the room seven out of ten the opticore omni voice single-handedly increased the user base of this weapon by 500% I'm also still upset that its vandal is the only vandal that's a huge trade-off variance but that's not the optic horse fault 10 out of 10 the organic what are the coolest looking green air weapons that no one uses unless they have a ribbon for it also a miracle that it doesn't cost are gone given its name also why is scope not utilized 5 out of 10 the battacor the optic or if it decided of one to change its diet so it did and it stirred up a Fitness Instagram called fit core it also posts its daily salad to its followers incessantly withouts failed 7 out of 10 the HAR pack it shoots a three Burst Apart booze or a harpoon attached to a chain shame its stats are starting to show its age but again it shoots [ __ ] harpoons Moby Dick out of 10 behind behind a kernel what's a Russian gunship doing the strata bar I feel like it's crime variant happened because it started hanging around the tipper on prime and it started using steroids to be just like him what would their mother say seven out of ten the to Nora what would happen if the Gorgon decided that it didn't like how it looked and decided to get a makeover it probably goes to concerts every weekend with its friends alternatively Gorgons waifu weird commission to ship arts out of ten the zenith what would happen if a counterstrike hacker was allowed to create a weapon one of the best rifles in the game because it allows you to kill steal from other rifles before they even know that enemies are in the area the kind of rifle that would take the last slice of pizza without asking also crud and status out the ass no my bias because this is my favorite primary weapon in the game isn't showing shut up tentative the oberus haha self damage on a weapon with five percent crit and less base damage than an optic or one out of ten the Pinta self damage also I still remember that tether grenade nerve D yeah [ __ ] at least it's hilariously effective with mags magnetized bubble though four out of ten the semi allure the weapon equivalent of a flavor of the month trend or meme at least until we get to the Telos bull takes similar Mirage combos were all the rage before a de broke this poor thing over their knee but it still looks cool as hell so six out of ten the tonk or the removal of the grenades bouncing off terrain was a stupid decision because now I can't make epic gamer montages of bouncing grenades off walls and into the faces of Grenier oh yeah and it also had its minimal self damage nerfed as well basically the todd court was assassinated by de for being a good explosive weapon three out of ten the torrid thus are one of the few weapons that I'll tolerate self damage on if only because it's so damn fun I don't understand why it has uh ters at the end of the rifle though seven out of ten the ferox the optic Oroville is a little too serious about his diet also fun fact this was the best sniper rifle in the game for a time back when sniper rifles were still a carbo those were the days I think I'd rather die than go back to them seven out of ten the JAF lock the intro weapon to the speargun category that everyone stopped using after the ferox came out hey don't shoot the messenger I think the throw is far more badass than either of the other spear guns five out of ten the scourge if anyone ever asks you if there's a weapon close to a magic missile staff oh wow give them this just hope that they don't want IPs because they ain't getting any sex out of ten the Estela someone over at Ziyi came up with the idea of shooting someone with a glass shell so hard that it shatters and splinters into their body now imagine coating those shells and space AIDS aka viral genius eight editin the bore the kind of weapon that would work in the same office cubicle for 40 years it even looks like a lifeless horse I mean the main fits they just spelled it wrong two out of ten the comb the bore if it actually decided to have any kind of personality but I've not used it so I can't offer much more than that uh 6:17 the sub ik along with the Strawn this thing just kind of blends into the amalgam Aspire love just generic shotguns that I find hard to pay attention to I don't know man that's a shoot gun four out of ten the ark applies more the only weapon to have lost its headshot multipliers just because one frame could use it to bolster their kit that frame being hero easily one of the most dated nerves I've seen in this game but hey it's a gun that shoots a [ __ ] plasma which is pretty freaky neo is seven out of ten the Koren holy [ __ ] finally a pump-action shotgun and it's unique with great looks and stats the boots no the Ark applies more didn't count as a pump-action shotgun more like a pump-action plasma thrower nine out of ten the Exodus the corpus looked at the tigress and said hey it's free real estate and so the extra gist was shame they skipped out on the slash ratio though but Bay's a gun that blasts crystal shards into your face with all of the damage number eight out of ten the heck yeah yeah it's it's it's a weapon but strong but Icarus I feel like the tigress is a weapon that everyone is more or less obliged to use at least once if only to know the feeling of deleting someone's life from the universe desecrate nekaris players used to get off to the tigress at least before split corpses stop causing additional desperate roles for some unknown reason nine out of ten the Dragoon cool name cool idea cool function mediocre implementation please buff this thing de thanks five out of ten the convect ryx does anyone actually use this without a rivet when we have so many better beam weapons anyways it looks like it belongs in a nightclub to shoot lasers around the venue and is that these would kill you five out of ten the phage the poor phage got a pretty [ __ ] deal a status shotgun with no IPS and a native viral a viral is mainly paired with Slash ticks which you can't get on the phage also there's no use in stacking viral procs so having it as your only 1/8 damage type is kind of poopy 4 out of 10 the Rubik Oh sticking a revolver into a rifle what are you saying we can't so find a place to stick a blight on it somewhere that the best part is that these kind of rifles actually exists also a favor for number files because this thing loves multiplication 8 out of 10 the sector on I don't know what's sadder the fact that this got a vandal before the lenka or that the blanka's still its original model in the first place by the way just use the Vectis out of 10 the bulk are the obligatory where's my Grenier variants sniper rifle I'm kind of surprised that the grineer have the dexterity needed to use the sniper rifle and given the whole I'm a genetic waste bin problem constant muscle seizures out of 10 the lenka micah users are in this weird spot right now where every time there's a ribbond esposito change they know the ribbon will get worse it's like lake actually age and naturally lose their luster kind of sad to think about until you remember that it's still probably the best sniper in the game regardless eight out of ten the Vectis this one's a little difficult to talk about because it's just a solid general you sniper rifle with a god damn sexy prime model um not much else to say about it other than it good bro seven out of ten vantika did you know this thing came out an update 13 I don't know this thing just seems like it was much younger than that anyways it's quite underrated a good crit chance fantastic crit multiplier for hunter munitions solid base damage to use that multiplier well with and an absurdly high Riven disposition and now just wait for it to get primed to get another twenty percent to its crit and status and everyone will be using it there's seven out of ten the shoe gun I like to pronounce this weapon as the huge just to make people upset at me but knowing my look I probably got it wrong when I actually tried also status 6 out of 10 the Nagin Tucker holy mother of balls status also try putting thunderbolt on this and aiming within a Belles I don't know a three mile radius of your feet I promise he won't take damage pours the huge out of 10 the sir knows and this thing has so many variants now that I'm not even sure what I'm rating anymore um bow out of 10 but IQ why does this thing not have a prime yet the coolest-looking normal bow in the game but I always thought it's 50% status chance was a bit weird I mean don't get me wrong I know that we need a status everything in every weapon category but still PTSD of the archers in Anor Londo out of 10 the dread the lens in a sea of shitty explosive weapons the winds is a glimmer of hope while also simultaneously pulling the ogres seriously it's based damages higher it has 50% crit and it's less likely to kill you if you want an explosive launcher use the lens nine out of ten the Paris why they made the pair prime look like it belongs in a fancy toilet bowl I'll never know but get spa day out of 10 I've now given you all the information you need to decide which primary weapon is right for you you're welcome and if you have a problem with any of my rankings take it up with teshon he approved of all of them isn't that right session no [Music] you

Channel: Triburos

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Keywords: Warframe, Weapons, Ranking, Reviewing, Triburos

Id: 5o4Nsf8TEaM

Length: 17min 35sec (1055 seconds)

Published: Mon May 20 2019