Warframe - Trib Rates EVERY Weapon: Secondaries

okay I'm looking at the script and Kirke me it's about to lose their damn voice without long it is so let's shred my throat okay okay firstly quickfire ratings for the two new primaries the comer X a status mic rifle then holy goddamn it's huge it's almost as big as my frame uh so I don't know how I feel about it function wise but at least it's unique 6 out of 10 the Follman Zippity zappity [ __ ] falls over good stats unique weapon and has what can only be described as a monster energy can at the end of it so yeah pretty close to perfection so eight of the ten okay cool next a repeat of the disclaimer from the primary's video because some seem to have missed the point of these ratings anyways I am NOT rating these weapons based on how destructively ass blasting they are this isn't meant to tell you hey this thing is the biggest Dickus of number generators that gets you [ __ ] [ __ ] in fact let me show you something you're looking at all of my weapon usage for secondaries and you might notice that I've only really touched about half of the available weapons if we include Prime's that I've missed or bases that I've missed so how can i someone who has not even played with every weapon make a video where I rate all of them because I'm not rating them with a stat meta in mind I'm writing them primarily for their uniqueness with stats being a supplement to the ratings and weapons can have the same waiting for completely different reasons for example the Muellers quanta and the soma both got seven out of tens the meatless quanta got it seven for its unique ability to shoot crit boosting beach balls now the soma was carried to it seven because while it's not super unique it did have some great stats but it didn't go any higher than seven because of how box standard it is it's literally just a bullet hose it might help damage the Middle's quanta but under this criteria that doesn't give it a better score so we clear groovy let's begin the Azima well not as good as the wallhack that is Zenith dot exe the Azima has grown on me what would this nice for deploying bullet sprinklers though performance is poo I always felt like expending your entire magazine for a beyblade disc that does just about as much damage as throwing an actual toy beyblade at an enemy was kind of unfair to the Azima give it a buff and it probably become a favorite of mine six I attend the sestra now I don't use this thing myself but the idea of using what is essentially a handheld minigun given its bit of time but that is how you get me to have some giggles some would consider the spool up to be a negative I consider it a crescendo to bullet-hell sadly it has the same issue with the Azima where it's performance isn't too hot but it has ribbond esposito to make up for it it also lacks a truly unique mechanic but I'm not gonna put it any lower than 5 out of 10 the Furious this thing would just be a bog-standard Bullet whose secondary that would regulate it - probably around 2 to 3 out of 10 if it wasn't for wings of purity thus making it the only gun in the game besides the Hema that has lifesteal built into it pretty freakin nice ooh especially given its rhythm blimps though it still does have some pretty poopy stats at least until its prime becomes a thing is sick not in the history I really really like this one it's like all the damage potential from chromosome 1 and his 4 jumped into a weapon and [ __ ] off not only is it unique but it sports a solid crit chance and even above average crit multiplier though I don't know why a gun all about elemental switching only has 10% status I mean I know it has guarantee procs of its elemental pick but it's still a bit weird that 9 out of 10 the nel ok so the weapon itself is great I like its function and I like how it makes gunplay quite a bit more interactive but I will never forgive de for giving this auto fire upon landing headshots but not the dual tox assist macro fire button out of 10 the subah I like this weapon more at launch than I do now at the time of launch it was kind of hard to find a single-handed good auto pistol besides the sub off most everything else had poop stats or were do wield only so at the time it was nice for that niche but I mean kit guns four out of ten the Viper remember how I said that I would have given the Furies a two to three out of ten if it weren't for its augments yeah the poor Blackbird doesn't have such luck for me two out of ten the asteroid did accurate whatever wow wow what a blast we'll pass this thing is believe it or not young uns this thing used to be the king of secondaries it was what get guns are right now but nowadays it just kind of sits in its rocking chair screaming at the newer generation looks cool though and it was amazing for its time so I'll be generous and I'll give it a four out of ten the Orca Cisco honestly just a really neat sidearm it's a standard sort of semi-auto but its target analysis buff is just a really nice gimmick making it stand out a bit more also that why is this no slouch either when the bump is build up to its maximum also to one Nate's V polarities been a while since I've seen that at eight out of ten the bolt so I don't know why but I was never really as attached to the bolt O as much as I was the bolt or and I really liked the bolt or hard for me to talk about this one uh three out of ten Vlado babbys first sidearm but what's interesting about the laddo is that it has been kept pretty freakin decent over the years seriously the Vegas 26% crit and two point four multiplier is nothing to laugh at and if you have the prime then that's just veteran cred and 30% crit surprisingly this is still a decent weapon six out of ten the lens okay so I know that this is the most basic sidearm you can get sand stiletto but I don't know man I just have a soft spot for it I think this is my first made secondary and it hit like a truck at the time and it's debts are still pretty good so six out of ten the Magnus this is one of those secondaries I don't think I've put any time into so I don't really have much to say about this one I was always more of a Vasto guy anyways five out of ten the merlok I remember getting this thing for one reason it's lever is seriously seeing that animation I feel makes the weapon way better also it's that sir it's still pretty ok that 1.5 times multiplier hurts though 7 out of 10 the plates even this thing's name sounds puny it's funny because on paper it looks pretty damn solid seriously it has 32% base crit and a 3.0 times multiplier just two problems it has kind of mediocre base damage so it's critten Multi can't shine as well as say a Mel's and it has zero slash yeah that that's an owl a 4 out of 10 the seer I think I've used this honestly I can't remember anyways babbies first crafted gun unfortunately it hasn't held up as well as some of the other early weaponry perfectly balanced IPS load as all things should be angry raisin man out of 10 the sonic or this poor thing had a rollercoaster of a life it was everyone's favorite 10 o space program platform which was enough to so that it couldn't Team Rocket people anymore and then said nerf was reverted because de realized that it was the only reason anyone used the weapon and then the nerf was put back in so now it's just kind of sitting in everyone's inventory coffins four out of ten that's hurts to say but Isis I feel like this thing tried to fill the niche of being a corrosive throwing weapon but practically everything can be built to throw corrosive but hey it's pretty freakin cool looking it shoots a corrosive darts and at least it has /planks plus 5 out of 5 ribbon disposition 5 out of 10 the Vasto six bullets more than enough to kill anything that moves the xacti the sidearm of choice for those who always want to have melee finishers available to them but are sick of playing things like an arse an Excalibur a nice weapon with some mediocre sets but hey it does this nice whoa seven out of ten the Kraken another weapon that I've not used and from the looks of it I'm probably not missing much three out of ten thus Icarus if there was ever a weapon with a hero's journey type tail it's the sickest there the time where people despised seeing this thing both its base and its prime parts it was the equivalent of seeing another Fang prime part in your relics but then through buffs it became a pretty damn solid sidearm plus it's one of the few worthwhile burst sidearms if that's what you like seven out of ten the zilog and this thing never really clicked for me and it's sad too because of the time I spent on the event that was needed to obtain it a 5 out of 10 the Atomos splooge cannon never really used this weapon much either but I have heard good things about it though and it looks like a damn puffer fish so if only by novelty alone 6 out of 10 the sycron on the opposite end of the spectrum I've heard are things about this but honestly at least I think it looks pretty neato so drawn out of tin the in bolused okay biased I'm I've really got to make that clear because I got a ribbon for this thing that turns it into a can of pepper spray that demolishes armor and for a time it had like 200% status before de caps that is it a hundred i burning goodness out of ten the gamma Corps man I remember loving this thing I love how it circles around your wrist and you just a fire a freaking bait from it it's so cool style-wise it's one of the best weapons in the game performance-wise it's only form of base damage is magnetic and yeah I think that's all I have to say also why is it's ribbond Esposito so ass 5 out of 10 but no core look let's cut the [ __ ] I know the number one reason you use this is because it has peculiar growth built into it before peculiar growth was even a thing that alone in the fact that the new core isn't just another blaze of being gun puts this thing at the top of secondaries for me was that four times crit multiplier might look unviable with just 3% crit but you got some ways to make it work 10 out of 10 the octa-core neat little weapon with the whole tendril spawning mechanic but it's whole tendrils on Reed load penalty makes it feel more like a tech demo for the synth of mod set or eject mag and I don't know that just felt wrong to me then again tendrils making you feel wrong isn't anything new gabiru out of ten the spectra I never used this until I got the band all I don't know it's just kind of a standard beam weapon I'm not really opposed to it or anything but yeah beam six seven ten the ballistic ax a good weapon and all but can we please have the phantoms that spawn from its prime variant actually do something but I do mean the first bit I love the feel of this thing and at least it's prime does more than just throw more stats at it but yeah those spectres need a serious boost eight out of ten the scien acts besides the name sounding like a flu medication this thing is pretty neato it does have some common gripes of mines such as having no splash but the damn thing lets you bounce bullets off of walls unfortunately it's not a revolver it's not wide thereby give it the rating sad Ocelot out of 10 the Pender room I love to reload to Nibbana the brac I'd rather use the pirate on a prime out of 10 the Bronco I'd rather use the a croco out of 10 the detron oh oh the bar that Ron is so fun seriously see that status that means 100% status potential 100% status on a shotgun equals every pellet triggers a proc throw corrosive on this and oh things don't have a good time god I love this damn thing 9 out of 10 the authority on the shotgun mode of this thing loses it to max damage after 6 meters and it can lose over 98% of its damage at just 12 meters the brac has better fall off than that I know you have your smug mode and everything but yikes but it looks cool as hell 6 out of 10 the comeback I mentioned in the first video how well I've never used the comb I respected for trying to be unique well call me a broken record because the same thing is happening again now 6 out of 10 the Piranha bias mode is fully engaged the player on a prime is probably my favorite get guns secondary the both effect it gets is just way too much fun it looks great in the stats it has our gat Dan the solid when you give me something that looks nice has the unique performance and back fat performance up with numbers that is a 10 out of 10 in my book the angstrom self damage other than that killing a huge reason for me to use this thing I mean it's a pocket rocket shotgun and that's pretty [ __ ] neato so I can't help but see this as that one item in Smash Brothers that shoots mini torpedoes yeah that's what this is 5 out of 10 the gold star I use the light this thing a lot with Limbo's old stasis but now it just kind of sits in my inventory also haha self damage 3 out of 10 the stug why do I hear a pink grenier last screaming well whatever the stock is an odd case it's actually a super super unique weapon seriously functionality-wise it's pretty damn neat but of all the weapons will be rating the stug is the only one where it's actual number game is so shite that no matter how neat it might be it is not we're trying to use all so they gave itself damage because I guess they wanted to have another piss at our expense gee thanks for that d 3 out of 10 ok we need to kick up the pace so I'm going to rapid fire through all of the dual weapons that we've already seen in their single for ready and go via furious kit use wings of purity immediately making it worse at 3 out of 10 the dual sestra it's one mini minigun pistols again poop stats but nice design 5 out of 10 the 20 mercado's me muffin but with actually great stats where's twin Prisma granada's d you cowards 8 out of 10 the twin Vipers having to staple guns doesn't make me feel any better 2 out of 10 B ACK Bolton now that Prime is what I'm talking about 8 out of 10 the a clot oh no variants no fun 2 out of 10 the egg let's see the likes rating but just listen to it twice I guess the act madness 12 shots the act Vesto this time I've got shots the act Bronco is the Bronco just had a better looking model and probably be one of my favorites 6 out of 10 the twin Commack company Commack type weapons are there ok on to the dual exclusive secondaries the AK somebody took a Samba and split it into I guess if you're part of the soma fan club with your some a body pillow and some of season 19 blu-ray this might be worth adding to the collection though I'll admit I'm excited to see what the Act Samadhi prime brings dare they add more crits we may never know 6 out of 10 the X the Leto most likely the secondary used by Bayonetta of all the dual machine pistols the expo no Prime is probably my favourites and uh it looks nice I don't know it's just kind of a nice bullet hose 7 out of 10 VX on e ok I cannot see a reason why these things exist I quite often forget about them because the twin Berlin's in acts 2 Leto existed before it and then lighter the act Sumati came along we got like four of the same style of machine pistols and this is just the weakest of the bunch 3 out of 10 the twin grim ones it got a principals that immediately saves it for my [ __ ] Canon other than that not much else to say like I said machine pistols I think we have enough of these now so gremlins 3 out of 10 the Joel talks assist I love these things but the bride has been bumpy they previously got their buff duration nerfed drastically but you know what still makes me want to bring a cheese grater to my balls I mentioned it earlier in this video no auto fire on headshots that's not even the weapons fault even this is entirely down to de so I'm not taking points off for it the thing looks neat it has a cool function and it's even pretty strong 8 out of 10 the ex Agora these things are just begging you to throw them into the eyes of a corpus or something I've always looked at these like you took the Redeemer but then just remove the whole melee part of it and it's like cool but now what do with the giant pieces of sharpened metal that's on them shove them up my ass I guess 6 out of 10 the twin rova we got some chalk base damage boys also sporting 33% status and guess what it's a shotgun so that means nothing is allowed to live the twin Roca just feel nice to use despite being quite a simple weapon in terms of function so much so that I'm willing to look past the weirdest veins that are all over the damn things seven out of ten the static horror to this day this remains one of the most interesting and coolest sidearms in the game if you want to experience a good time you will sit these Duracell batteries on your hand and go around flinging corner of burning visual-effects it's scary though because these just might go down the path of the sonic or they were very very briefly given self damage applied to them but through the power of logic ze back down and reverted it for now so keep your burnt eyes peeled boys we don't want them trying something like that again visual bliss out of ten the castanos oh god I specifically remember using these for Trinity Link DPS before that was eventually eliminated from the game and I've not touched these things since mind you they're pretty okay nifty function good stats buds also self damage which is an immediate turn off six out of ten the talons exact same thoughts as the castanos only this time it's boom-boom instead of Zippy's happy 6 out of 10 the despair wow I remember when these were also the king of secondaries everyone was using a despair if they could get them to drop nowadays it's more of just a middle-of-the-road option for throwing knives but the journeys that were had to get these were still worth it's 6 out of 10 the fisa why there's one thing that separates true weaves from fake weaves being able to throw multiple shuriken x' with one throw and only being able to throw one with one throw the fusel I fall into the former category so get [ __ ] [ __ ] ie 7 out of 10 be a queue for this I should just read you a haiku that I wrote cromoz the Weald they're stars throwing them towards the floor explosion Altos the kunai at least it has 5 ribbons Esposito 1 out of 10 the box I love these things already before because throwing armor straight testicles around was already a good time but now you can also give the that one tarot card skin and throw exploding cards everywhere the style alone grants this thing a nine out of ten the Spira going from a standard sort of throwing knife to a god damn drill dart for your prime is a pretty major jump in aesthetics and design but I'm not complaining Gurren Lagann out of ten lastly kittens just gonna be doing the chambers because let's face it I know about two-thirds of you have Hamaker splat catch moods or tune fingers so let's cut the fat the catch move good just call this thing the arc of plasma easy motive for kick guns but that is not taking points off amazing performance and things like taxable impact seeker make it power creep tough [ __ ] and this applies to pretty much any kit gun in fact no kick gun it's gonna be below 8 out of 10 spoilers for the catch moon a 9 out of 10 the tooten finger a little bit harder to use than something like a catch moon though I do think it gives you bigger rewards it has access to slash for example it actually has headshot multipliers unlike the catch moon and it has radiation for animate damage type radiation is great for just raw damage dealing against things like grenier and I'm willing to bet that most people have Creek fingers so finger blessing ensues 9 out of 10 the gaze so with the gaze and the rattle guts I actually don't have any experience with them but I mean their kick guns they have the arcane so that alone probably makes a properly build gaze kick gun the absolute best beam secondary you can have now is it as unique as something like a nuke or well no but again arcane's 8 out of 10 the rattle guns exact same thoughts as the gaze rebel guts are probably the single best one-handed auto pistol you can make and at this point I'm just being a broken record so 8 - electric Boogaloo out of 10 oh I am done finally editing these takes a really long ass time so uh sorry - future me for putting all this editing work on you except nah [ __ ] you it's not passing these problem anymore now as for melees there's so many of them Oh errors have been made [Music] you

Channel: Triburos

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Keywords: Warframe, Ranking, Rating, Reviewing, Triburos

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Length: 21min 50sec (1310 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 06 2019