wandavision humor | i smell crime [episode 6]

halloween's a magical holiday all about family friends and the thrill of getting to be someone else for a day wrong halloween's about candy and scaring people but mostly candy even snores cool where's your costume tommy this is my costume i'm the cool twin what does that make me that's orgasaurus rex hey there he is the guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad you work for me i actually don't know are you scared he's your uncle why would i be scared because it's four o'clock in the afternoon you're secretly afraid he's a vampire she's with me and which one of you is the sassy best friend no i'm not yes you are no i'm [Music] somebody better be bleeding broken or on fire let's go everybody in mom are you old red riding hood i'm a sokovian fortune teller that is so rad lame flame why didn't anyone tell me the plan game time it's not a competition tommy it is if you're a winner tell me unleash hell demon spy sweet costume bro ham in law let me guess uh traffic light junior entrepreneur over here how about you let it compete help you maximize your candy acquisition huh yeah kick ass i feel the need fuss me half shot corn a booger yes yes kick ass wanda's brother came to town you brought the wrong face you are incorrigible darling i know you have a secret thing for mexican wrestlers me gusta never told me much about your brother i had no idea he'd be so go great with kids and all the jack-o'-lanterns have been smashed halloween is a buccaneer for adolescent troublemakers and the neighborhood watch is the only thing that stands between the trees and the toilet and now everyone's covered in silly strings what's the big deal they were figured out a way to look through the boundary and you didn't share it with the group don't sweat it sis i got the old xy chromosome uncle peter the rescue huh so lame can't believe you're making them return all the candy i can't believe what a bad influence you are they've got full-sized candy bars a few blocks up mom can we go next stop cavity town i smell crime oh don't do that you can't go back into the hex sure we can i'ma whiz at hot wiring cars where to keep your water balloons what we don't have water balloons where are we gonna put all the shaving cream billy's idea i'm tommy worst case scenario wanda removes my free will and puts me in ultra low rise jeans it's okay baby you can you can take it slow you can you don't even have a costume where were you hiding all these kids up till now what i assume they were all just sleeping peacefully in their beds no need to traumatize me on the occasional holiday episode cameo man right you're always the empathetic twin [Music] if you're gonna break the sound barrier please just take your brother with you hayward you sneaky bastard i'm impressed seriously it's a pretty big leap from giving people nightmares and shooting rate wiggly woos out of your hands if i see any funny business i am going to magic you into a pickled herring are you okay i'm fine aha [Music] me

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Id: lwSO9g-5CCs

Length: 4min 25sec (265 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 14 2021