Vsauce but out of context 2

hey guys Michael here I haven't seen you in a few weeks here on this channel and that's well always a bummer sauce today we head down a weird path whatever blah blah blah r mageddon just like when you pee your pants except your pants are the entire planet and the P stands for plutonium ah this is a fresh egg we're their brains clairvoyant can our brains see into the future as it turns out no [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey Vsauce Michael here you are mr. gay I can break or poke into or cut something yay with team no and earth is booked in it meaning that picking your nose is gross but every once in a while a booger could literally be out of this world the real history I literally dipped into their DNA to make myself gyro along dating the pentagonal bipyramid is not a task for the faint of heart alright thanks Michael we really appreciate it man yeah definitely what you guys doing right now oh we gotta go you got more ingredients to get don't worry about it I can help you for sure you listen I got spit back I had to clean out a rotten fungus filled tentacle pot he was great welcome to 4:15 14 7 that's really what I am I'm not so much to Bill Nighy at YouTube I'm the dad of idubbbz basically what I'm trying to say is when you want to tell someone you like that you think they are hot so hot that not even science can understand it just call them a kugelblitz also if someone watches this video but only watches like half a blue blues Michael's favorite color and they'll send me all kinds of blue fan mail and I will hate it nothing the magnet just doesn't care at all today let's close our minds with knowledge on Michaels toys sucking is not attractive so thank you randomness thank you even more statistics and as always did you drink it no I didn't if mom's watching if you kind of like somebody have them stand 3/4 of a millimeter away from you no hole will be left unfilled oh my gosh hey Vsauce Michael here what is the biggest number you can think of a Google a googolplex a milli million Oh Plex well in reality the biggest number is 40 and I love imagining the way some sort of extraterrestrial might see the world if they saw the world by literally reaching out some kind of organ attaching it to a surface and then seeing that surface through a fiber optic kind of eyeball man there's a whole bunch of squares out on the there's a whole bunch of squares on the trophy shelf that's right we got a trophy shelf it's where we keep our squares because in reality being squares the real prize you cannot beat it hey Vsauce Michael here a human running like a quadruped head his creepy cousin is when you say bad words that will cause gosh to send you down to heck oh yeah you want to become more educated [Laughter] here's something you can try at home build a nuclear reactor I like it pretty short pretty short yeah yeah they like short and thick yeah yeah but what if that nourishment came not from a loving mother but from a scary wire mother can you do better probably and let us know that you wear the pants how beautiful nope [Music] [Music] [Music] no way that came on before I pushed the button I didn't do it clearly science cannot be flipped upside down and still say science Oh spending our hour monday watching balls move yikes those things are made out of razor blades seven so are you Michael did you know that our stomach acids can dissolve a razor blade in less than a week I did not know that you gotta try one let's try one all right check back with us in ten days up can I get some salt it's actually what I love about these glasses if there's no Eclipse going on you can still just look at the Sun notice that it's a ball maybe imagine what kind of napkin ring you'd like to make it into you might already know the pattern if you're a big fan of fitting does that mean that I am a bi puss or a dye posts die puzzle yes it does welcome to another episode of Michael draws on pieces of white cardstock meets Michaels toys come on a little cereal flaky yeah look at that hello my name is Michael and welcome to dawn the first and only YouTube channel made by of and for teens who like cooking today we're gonna be talking about babies my tea is quite hot but it's not the hottest thing in the universe hey Vsauce Michael here and I am in the back this is awesome you were really soft and warm by the way really yeah no smells right no smells at all are you wearing that deodorant or a cologne a deodorant you had me to it I like the antiperspirant I don't get that sweaty I would love to be a crime-scene cleanup crew member today we're going to get close like really close and prepare to get blown let's unpack all these terms and today learn about geography I may have failed can I find someone else also I am made out of Vsauce but we're not done [Music] one of my favorite things about shapes is all the different shapes they come in what if I requested to have my body stuffed and mounted in some hilarious position take a look at the ghost thumb this is very cool I am so honored and excited and still a bit nervous because of where the stickers all went so because of the magic of a TV cooking show I prepared an electromagnet earlier oh yeah it's ready this is good this is really good okay perfect oh yeah hey just like mom used to make we've got here a big battery and we've got a nail that is just coiled with lots and lots of wire I think that we let the paperclip simmer long enough I'm gonna go ahead and put them there on our aluminum foil no matter where you are or who you are or what your friends or your parents tell you you really scientifically are the center of the universe Vsauce thank you very much but not you Vanessa well to be sure you already have the moon in your hands hi my name is Michael and on this episode of Michaels toys we are going to be playing with blocks I'm sure you've played with blocks before and have noticed that it's quite fun to put one block on top of another it stays I don't even know they don't belong to me but I still do what I want with them can you spell the word magic uh certainly I'll do it though I still haven't drank water this is coffee I've never had water in my life this is getting me all wet their lives would be completely different but they wouldn't be wrong they would just be different so there's analogy or some kind of metaphor or parable and there somewhere I'm sure now that I've better wrapped my head around five million miles per hour let's look at five million knees corn can be found I weigh about 190 pounds how much will the video way we have to talk about expansion a cat is made out of air water and cat food not at all my favorite color is yellow and those people will be called well what we called my children these are very powerful magnets and I'm gonna drop them tada I'm a ninja there are the same number of even numbers as there are even and odd numbers and our key I just give you some spit facts you know digestion begins in the mouth hey Vsauce Michael here all right I'm gonna go now and of course buying now I mean I will leave 80 milliseconds before you become aware that I've left and this book was so popular Peter Newell wrote a follow-up creatively titled Topsy's and turkeys number two I mean couldn't you thought of something better like imagine if I'd been like hey my channels called Vsauce and this other ones called Vsauce 2 in the hey Vsauce Michael here earth only contains 1066 people hey Vsauce Michael here every cloud has a silver lining except nuclear mushroom clouds which have a lining of strontium 90 cesium 137 and other radioactive isotopes and the word is dong is that something you eat what we're gonna need for this recipe is a really nice big name you're also going to need to see this one looks good perfect yeah you're gonna need some copper wire it's thinly insulated it looks like it looks like if you inhaled this stuff you'd be in a lot of trouble why is this coming apart so much I wonder if I could eat it ah you know it the table is salty from like having sweaty hands and sweaty Michael around it this episode is supposed to be about optics properties not taste but now there's a bunch on my tongue what what happened to that why is it shedding I can do what I want okay so here we go take that away get rid of this message and we're left with this string of symbols now parents can have children better not you but let's get hotter you couldn't make a prison mat of you know justice are you not part of the Illuminati no I'm not cool enough yet wow I remember when I first joined I did go through all the rituals and I had to like agree to take over the world and I've already said too much hey Vsauce Michael here do you want to be infected with Ebola without having to leave your own home or deal with other people well you might be in luck all these poor chickens lives aren't even worth more than 25 bucks everywhere I go purple are always asking me is it Monday now and I say to them dot-com that's right I've got a lot of dongs to deliver [Music] water you guys doing all the way down there remember this friend from earlier that we made well we're gonna dissect him so which is it mister I cannot tell a lie oh and don't even ask about 1752 I did not take any DNA from their pool you and as always thanks for watching [Music] Vsauce cupcakes so yeah I'm alone hanging out with some art and well doing my laundry my favorite way is the heat death oh hello welcome to Michael's toys the first and only show on YouTube made by oven for teenagers who like to cook I'm your host Michael Stevens and today we are going to be talking about magnets specifically the strongest magnetic field my body has ever been inside touch is problematic [Music] you are made out of a lot of edible things in fact the taller you are the further back from now the further back in the past you live but more importantly why do we call emotional relationship based movies targeted at females chick flicks hey Vsauce Michael here enter the dumb hole you guys you guys think I'm obsessed with shapes well just you wait so even if you have a really cool idea for how your body could be embalmed forever and displayed in a funny weird or bizarre way you're not going to get permission to do so hopefully I don't die dang it this is too real you all right buddy hey it's us Michael here vsauce robbery here yeah just give us the spit yeah a little bit more get a couple of Red Bull what the heck where are you going after this who are you well if you want to find out you have come to the right of Michael draws on pieces of white cardstock bring the coffee let's ask the spirits if you were to use your taste buds to taste your bud what would it taste like these frozen juice bags are not doing the job very quick what's up you obviously eat little astronaut you are now a professor of optics nice if you look close enough at a lie you can find that which is true the atoms in this coffee hundreds of them were once peed out of Albert Einstein thank you for joining me on this dog journey and as always thanks for watching you know how that saying goes you can't make a gyro elongated square by pyramid without dropping a few tiles got me through a lot of rough parts in my life I have a lot of opinions about diarrhea the universe will have died in a heap death see you there today I've got some sad news actually this is the last time you will see me I love you all as always thanks for watching dog third place tastes like not having to eat real temperature cheese I think that's pretty clever but I will suggest that that doesn't make any sense we also know that babies laugh before they learn a language and that babies born blind and deaf will laugh there are thousands of languages hundreds of thousands of dialects but yet we all laugh in much the same way our brains are constantly looking for patterns ways of understanding the world and predicting what's next it's to our evolutionary advantage and so when something begins in a way that we expect and then all the sudden changes and surprises or delights us we often react with laughter because we have just learned something it's gonna be busy but right now we're talking about balls do we dare raise a binomial to the fourth power of course not thank you irrational numbers for keeping it real beanbags are awesome hey idubbbz TV Michael from Vsauce here and today we're learning about the youth geometry more like G and as always thanks for watching [Music] what up beam Donner's on 12 713 714 715 7 fifteen 716 717 s have paws let's just take a brief moment to appreciate the tan line on my face caused by my glasses can you tell a story ambigram II asleep yes you can and that is what makes you not a cousin I'm not embarrassed to say this but I loved the metric system yep anyway oh oh we're filming how embarrassing did you know that the pepper is full of caps a a sandwich it stimulates pain receptors in the tongues of mammals you can actually see this happening if you watch people sleep like I usually do so it's like Vsauce but grown up down raised about a hundredth of a gram per cubic centimeter it is light and airy which makes it a great source of insulation and buoyancy for water birds I probably have the least famous hands but the most hairy octopi no I will keep going though because your knowledge is more important than my health Michael here oh what a score dude uh do you think we get some spit from you dude yeah you want some spit facts too it point us get the maybe just yeah just give us the spit yeah costs a little bit more but their children will be removed what if I were to take two empty skulls and take one half of your brain and plop it into one body and the other half and put it in another body oh the sphenoid but now look at Bill Warner on a motorcycle he's going really fast it's a great thing to visit if you want a pivotal historical figure to flip you off imagine that you have an unlimited supply of balls today we're going to talk about dogs hello I would be lyin if I said that today's show was not going to be Ella fantastic I got that for Christmas and if you gave it to me and you're watching this I loved it hello wake up no they don't care let's find some random bystanders how about you yes I don't believe you're scientifically literate okay if a tomato is a fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie this is literally just a squiggle you know I used to be a male model I still kind of am like right now that is exactly what I would want to spend my last few weeks doing making a list to put in a bucket and you just keep growing Neil Armstrong actually by the time I got back from the moon was 20 feet tall and that's a fact hey Vsauce Michael here next to a giant bird what is the best kind of cheese to use to catch a bear now I didn't just appear out of nowhere I was born through the union of two humans which I call my parents it's a line of longitude as opposed to the horizontal lines that lay flat when north or south is up that we call flat ax to you I'm actually running a little bit late for tea with the Queen human extinction will be sooner rather than later that is a lot of germs and those germs might be high obviously you cannot cut up a chocolate bar and rearrange the pieces into more than you started with or can you but I remain steadfastly committed to both channels tonight tonight Connie you are also a numbered ball alien meat fajitas whoa don't say okay yet because things aren't okay but enough about the real world let's talk about dogs it's time for Michaels toys I'm your host Michael and in this show we talk about toys that belong to me well as we know if you like it you should put a ring on it but if you like it don't know it's finger width and only want to offer it a predetermined amount of material you should put a napkin ring on it it's got to die but who knows what it would actually look like oh wait there's a way to know thank you thanks to minerals [Music] thanks for watching I have no life and all I do is sit and think of bird games this has a mathematical name it's called a boat but luckily there will be a tomorrow probably you shouldn't even really be called a person you should be called a purse on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on now if you have a pulse and are breathing then I think we could all agree that binomial powers are one of your favorite things let's just call them nibblies up no hop boy a very convenient name for a wizard and as always no thanks for watching couldn't care less hey Vsauce Michael here attachment of two people's lips kissing mama hey Vsauce Michael here and today we are going to talk about time base is better than your face well that we already established but I'm trying to talk about the anatomy of the eye thanks for ruining my self-esteem instead Vsauce you're probably checking out my clip on flip-up shades of thinking to yourself WTF let's try that using this conveniently positioned ribbon can you imagine if your poop rose out of the toilet and they wanted to attack you that's ecoli that did happen to me last week actually but I had these weird tacos I wanted to get big ice packs but someone forgot to put those in the freezer [Music] anymore man really hawking if the internet was a nation the capital city of cool things to do online now guys would be gone that was also a flash of light but for you of course everything would seem fine and dandy you would continue past that horizon to your now inevitable death there's the llama so I'll see you next time family regardless of who came up with it first the symbol was a bright idea but what's the brightest object in the entire universe nothing is gonna get in the way of dogs you don't need to get all outer-spacey to have fun with your ashes hey Michael here sorry if I sound monotone hello and welcome to a very special episode of Michael's toys Michael's world apart out here you can do anything it is endlessly fun especially if you're a baby oh you're looking for translational movement with rotation it just means that every point on the object needs to move at the velocity of the center of mass so I roll maybe people will think I'm a big but I won't be I will be Michael Stevens you guys are my family being attractive might actually mean are better hello and welcome to hmm only humans can laugh at fart videos nice nice not nice case closed and as always thanks for what wait a minute oh ho ho nice catch Stevens hey Vsauce Michael here down here but which way is down and how much does down way tada we're done thank you Pascal's triangle Hannah could you come lick this there is no such thing as great parents no matter how nice yours are no matter how accepting or inspirational or understanding or unconditionally full of love they are they are not great parents no one will ever be a great parent but keep your eyes safe it's actually not heavy I'm just here's an aluminum block and I'm gonna set it up on its side and then let it fall okay pretty easy that's a great demonstration of gravity so thank you for watching and thank you for supporting brains and as always thanks for watching

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Views: 1,959,953

Rating: 4.9632978 out of 5

Keywords: Vsauce but out of context, Vsauce, Random, Weird, Michael, Hey Vsauce Michael Here, Out of context, Vsauce Compilation, Compilation, Funny

Id: KhRDcxebVFk

Length: 30min 2sec (1802 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 31 2018