VR Horror Can't Handle ME! (Half Life: Alyx)

I got an idea I'm gonna open the door and when he comes through he's gonna touch the tongue of that [ __ ] that [ __ ] just gonna eat him he's gonna eat his own fool and then I asked nope no the 1 million hoodies are finally in and they look fantastic I'm just really proud of this design and to everyone who's been sharing their pictures on Twitter and Instagram just thank you this is so surreal and awesome today I'm playing half-life Alex and spoiler warning it turned out to be a horror style game so as always with any new series if you want to see more let me know by hitting that like button thank you again for the support and I hope you enjoy the video what a liquid we're like in a futuristic novela yo this looks sick this is gonna be so awesome what's playing right now futuristic melee Eilish what hey wait you took down the power put it back I still want to play call of duty Kentucky Kentucky Beneke I'm each hey yeah it's time to go shopping or I can grab wait hold up I can put my hands in places and I can touch things bottom she backed away and alipin [ __ ] I just hit myself alright bro quit messing around what's in here what do we need to do a race oh ok so here's the plan the toilet paper is right there but it's blocked by this big wall and this is me running at full speed the plan is simple we climb the wall and get over to the other side run across and get the toilet paper but I have to hurry because I already took a [ __ ] and it's starting to get real itchy back there le right I must stop hello who did hey wait he's the one that's supposed to die in 5 years right it said ok so we got to go meet le yeah at the safe house or the neighbor zone hey Juanito you there dog it's time to go to the safe house and meet up with Ellie he's got some Coronas wars dog Juanito when it does dead oh you do the slide this is the safe house no way no mames Mira Mira Mira you're shaking a pasar estimators have a converging quagle drawer Yama's toka Hondo TOA beyond empezamos way nowhere pay a saloon Amalia he was aware that give us a little pinch of most women working our way I'm clenched right now as and everything is that our own asperity way I'm in my piece ask Paris come Moscow kept in the hole oh he's got repeaters Hey oh wait he just connected [ __ ] that forces guts the same man you know the big ass tacos you can make out of that wait yet did he wait hello hello catching us on the poor Aki you're so cute oh you look like you want to fight the Bichon fight break [ __ ] open let's go do you wanna fight can you open this [ __ ] let me get this little [ __ ] out of there hey can I write on you [ __ ] I can't ride on him you know what all right over here can I write over here can I write oh this is cool what up are you seeing this look [ __ ] that's what you are alright let's keep it moving CMS who style go away boy yeah get it dad listen to that [ __ ] you hear that that [ __ ] dad oh hey people hey what song no a week without oh they're gonna step on you Oh what's happening oh no they're scanning for citizenship I don't have one wait I'm so [ __ ] okay I can't let these fools catch me they're gonna know that I'm Mexican and I'm not allowed in this country right now it looks like [ __ ] is going downhill and I don't want to be a part of it hey what's up your face girl [ __ ] let me hit you up after this whole thing is over hey they got who I need though and be sent there hey there innocent fool ah [ __ ] Juanito um before they taking all the homies for a least we still got some chela's me drinking virtual beer is the best we can do call nine-one-one there's no [ __ ] no nine you can't call him was that no way is this game even scary why do I keep thinking this is like a scary game you know what it's just um being quarter that's Pocono my son track I don't wait can I eat this pun its bum Francis dog this is what you eat with frijoles you break it in half and you dip it in refried beans and then mmm no I want some fun what what is that what is that that anyway that's et what song dog you finally got home now they got you working what is this paint all we got to paint this building it looks like [ __ ] okay I get it I get it I get always sit here let's go through here no way the vids you know mangoes is gonna come out of here okay Eddie remember this is not a scary game just drop down ahh noises no way I'm out here hiding because these fools are out here looking for non-citizens and I am not about to get deported if I open this door and some stupid comes out I swear okay hands up hands up I'm a citizen one second I left my citizenship back at home the whole day off for oh [ __ ] that's my dad hey wait don't take a picture of me that I didn't over here today I'm not ready for my mug shot oh hey Dad I'll save you dad I'll subpoena Hey look over there dog look over there real quick let me just I just wanna look at the gun that says whoa look at that damn he's not letting give me the gun you you hey big guy big guy give me the key machine revolution [ __ ] my ass getting deported yo I'm screwed I'm an entanglement what does that mean that means I got is that isn't that a Disney movie hello wait hey Coronas let me out of here I'm a citizen I told you oh it's one of those thing oh [ __ ] ah that's not good wait I told you not to be looking at dick dogs while you're driving been there who are [ __ ] yep I knew it right are you oh thank you captain obvious is this for nine Guan Guan I will put it on my head 9.10 should use that what you're Russell so homie are you helping me out haha I'm out once again you'll never deport me away yes oh [ __ ] the virus really did hit hard they finished all the cans there's no more free colas now it gotta eat bread by itself alright dog where to next the playground hey yeah you like the merry-go-round me too can we get on this slide Oh Baby this do it we [Music] that was not as fun as I remember it being who ate there was probably some kid hanging out right here and when the stone fell over it probably eated that [ __ ] hey wait for me we're almost there this game is so intriguing already I love it what's anyway no mames wait no mommy I'm not here you just broke my drew I mean my homies drawn I'm about to climb in somebody's window Esther Sunnah pin check oscillator or any - can throw away why does this always gotta happen look at this no one's watching the TV they got creepy music playing should I really do not like this what is that both you scared off out of me pinche Miyagi applaud you got in here holdover soda I squish it oh my bad can have some tea oops my virtual hands are stupid grab something that represents us how about some orange soda okay no gravity gloves no soil pinch imago Harry Potter and I'm gonna make you [ __ ] Flo clear can I get can I get Kentucky what if I'm hungry you know what I can't do it I got a gun in gravity-- [ __ ] science bit out the way but I don't I say wait wait look at his hands no this is the quarantine people she just called that a zombie is this what happens after the virus wait I just realized something this wasn't supposed to be a scary game right see them whenever his weight the Machine gossip pull the handle a picture wait you want me to stick my hand in this little [ __ ] right here look at that looks like you stick your finger in there and your fingers gone honestly though I bet if you eat that with some frijoles and don't do you boil that [ __ ] it tastes real good just put your hand in it excuse me one second bruh pick up heavy objects with both hands no way this [ __ ] is flickering you know what happens when [ __ ] flickers see masala algo way less vomiting Chingiz Okinawa real you know elder la loteria way connoisseur pinch of oregano delayed reuse and el mero CQ colorless understand putos I think we're safe those were the last words I always say before I get jumpscared excuse me of course I'm gonna be careful of that [ __ ] it's got teeth oh that is disgusting hold up am I supposed to shoot all of them or can I walk through without touching their shits I could probably just walk through carefully and not have to shoot him come here that's my [ __ ] give it back oh that's disgusting give me that [ __ ] is I mean ah I just fed you your own [ __ ] oh no it comes back down we're gonna feed you one here you go buddy you want some food you hungry oh good boy you want some food too you want some food and you want some food too yeah don't take no [ __ ] oh no I almost got eaten by that [ __ ] that's literally my face okay what does that say that says hey look so good over a little aw do not enter well guess what my name is not Little Lulu long as I can go through it check it out where you got something down here I had just kidding oh you roll the three pitas until it gets to that I didn't even know you could do it's a mutated ride no it's pulsing you you know mommy's that's nasty that's so gross and cool at the same time that was loud god damn it that looks infected and I don't have any hand sanitizer what off dude do hope I got the flu shot before coming in here we're about to see all the corona virus victims from 2020 ha ha most roars no way espera to momento do see toda Kimmy was a little grimace ooh star let me get my gun out real quick see mess Illume pinches Holmby when apparently PETA's way what the [ __ ] is that I got an idea I'm gonna open the door and when he comes through he's gonna touch the tongue of that [ __ ] that [ __ ] is gonna eat him he's gonna eat his own food and then I ask you open it homey no wrong Quan Quan comment is a political debate - reload [ __ ] what a C pendejo here we go again rap seriously come here dog right here right here right here [Laughter] good boy here's a treat there's no treat for you buddy there you go no dog this is like some resident evil type [ __ ] right now gas masks go hot if only we would have had these in 2020 what else is in here good or not I'm tan tan tan tan tan tan that don't even have a bottle opener we're okay everything's okay everything's gonna be all right yeah exactly my thoughts oh [ __ ] way no your is three pitas are actually good I wish I had one of those in my head infinitely pitas every Mexicans dream enjoying what you can't I wish I was you no no no no no excuse me I don't like a scary I don't like this no no no no no no I know what happens in the subways now oh [ __ ] you're one of those dancers in the subway that'll grab the pole you know I've seen the tik toks [ __ ] off one too no no I gotta reload reload reload reload reload reload reload reload please don't throw [ __ ] at me gottam three pitas I'm sorry what a waste of food have some Coronas put on that time oh it doesn't work on you okay so at least I know that the people don't wake up they gotta have the foot was scratching his balls oh you're mad cuz your xbox doesn't work and you can't play war zone you got the red ring of death okay yo you had the goods in here too what you have in here do you have some hello that's one of those healing thingies right oh yes I can wipe my ass finally thank God there we go perfect let's see beer tobacco markers and Lube this must be Juicy's locker oh I see so you find these and you stick them in there and then you can heal yourself but right now I got three hearts so I'm good all right back to business yeah ditching guys they way oh [ __ ] I woke them up no no no no no no man need to put forward okay okay okay I'm good oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Chet Chet Chet okay imma have to fight him I have to find one two three four got him okay so it takes four shots four shots I got four shots left in this one that fool looks like he bought some of the good stuff from the balloon kid infan f oh you scared the [ __ ] out of me throw some [ __ ] me again off in bursts Joe three pitas out of your head you won't ever be able to enjoy them anymore I'm oh [ __ ] I'm out of ammo give me my ammo which man wanders around my shoulder that's stupid you oh these guys don't like Mexican food us Mexicans will be really happy to have to repeat this up on our heads like that losers you don't know what's good for you oh ok ok ok I mean you do know what's good for you I'm looking for one of the exploding thing he's exploding thingies exploding thank God yo I'm wasting too much ammo on these fools hey how you doing how you doing come here quick come here come with me come with me follow me follow me follow me follow me follow me follow me follow me follow me hey how's it going come here doggie I got I got some better food for you come on hey hey wake up he's not waking ok there he is he woke up he woke up he woke up people stay away from mr. Bob see that's what you call big brain time I should have actually just ran through gotten behind the subway come through the window and shot at that and then I would have gotten like three of them at the same time I just wasted all this ammo and I don't like it it's not even scary it's just the thought of not knowing what's behind the next corner this is [ __ ] up god damn it I thought this would be a friendly cool VR game look at the [ __ ] oh you know how to open doors do you hire your smart one now you stupid ass but oh no he's fast again with the sign but it's ok cuz I'm gonna put in a little hole I don't want to wait three pizzas if I catch the fetus I'm taking a lunch break where'd you go you little [ __ ] three baths I been a keyway when I can't repeat us you're gonna get in my tacos and I'm gonna catch you and you're gonna get on my head why can't I wear you I just want some food oh there's two of them both of you little [ __ ] you know many tacos I can make out of you come here [ __ ] they're gonna keep coming on this quit jumping around Beneke way I don't give a [ __ ] yes yes get in my face I'm not gonna light up can hurt okay I didn't think you guys were dangerous now it's my turn to eat you I'm gonna cook your ass I'm gonna fry you up put you in some tacos you're gonna taste real good pop pop again said Nikita now you're gonna understand what it feels like to be bitten oh you came to rescue your own fool come here come on don't let repeat that sway this is a message to all three pitas oh [ __ ] why look at this do you want this to happen to you yeah that's what I thought I knew it Juicy's vandalizing everything with his markers again oh no this place looks messed up ah no I bought that's a [ __ ] eyeball alright boys my work here is done I've made palette does it repeat this out of you and you will serve as an example to all the other three posit I to with me you will become my food the [ __ ] is this what's this this is some aliens type of [ __ ] okay we're gonna find out what this is in the next episode thank you guys so much for watching half-life Alex if you want to see more please give that like button some love I love you guys let's get on tingle and I'm gonna see you next time later sucker [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: EddieVR

Views: 4,571,573

Rating: 4.9412351 out of 5

Keywords: Half life Alyx, eddievr, meme, virtual reality, hispanic vr youtuber, oculus, vr funny moments, eddie vr, mexican youtuber, mexican vr, like a mexican, eddie vr virus, toilet paper, virus meme, half life alyx like a mexican, eddie vr half life, vr, memes

Id: 9ku6WiMLkpw

Length: 19min 19sec (1159 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 24 2020