[Vinesauce] Vinny - Stray Cat Story

um I had a stray cat that we kept in the garage because I like the cat a lot and it kept coming to the house and and we we we fed it a few times me and my family and that was kind of a mistake because then it cat kept coming back and I was like oh it's cute so we called it red red the cat seeing a pattern in my life here but um yeah it was just a red cat and it was like a little old and it was a little shitty kind of a shitty cat like it didn't really contribute a whole lot to anyone's lives but but I loved it because I was a little [ __ ] kid and I was like ah we got to keep the stray cat they were not rabies cat in the house they didn't tell me that but of course they were thinking that so they kept it in the garage and it lasted a good chunk of the summer and so they so so the cat was was you know it's older and and what happened was cool what happened was it was it was not very healthy or at least it seemed that way of oxygen remaining so I remember one night now I will keep him mine I went to a Catholic school I went to a Catholic school so you know what they taught me was when there's a problem you pray alright so I remember this is like two months or maybe a month and a half after having this cat in my um in my garage and I didn't really even touch it I wasn't allowed to touch it you know it was just there just sat there was just a shitty cat that just sat in my garage um you know I remember like my grandparents telling me like oh well you know it it could die so you know just just be be prepared for that you know don't get too attached to the cat it could die and so one morning I woke up to go to school and they told me that the cat died now I have a theory cuz I didn't see a body but before I go into the theory all right before I go into the theory about the cat I want to tell you what really happened so a few months later they're trying to teach like religion and they're talking about like prayer and the power of prayer now the night before the cat quote-unquote died I actually prayed that the cat would live because I was getting signals from my family that the cat was going to die so I was like please God this is what they taught me you know and I'm like ten of oxygen you know they taught me to pray when when things were going bad in life and that uncle Jesus will take care of everything so I prayed I was like please God don't let this cat die it's a nice cat um so the power of prayer the next morning it's dead and I'm like well where is it your grandfather had to take it to UM to again like a [ __ ] dump or something whatever it was they weren't very eloquent or night they were like oh no it's good it's in heaven now you're you know it's fine it's in heaven but you know your grandfather took the body of the cat and brought it to UM you know brought it to a place so he could he could bury it and or whatever or I was like where I want to know where I want to see it they're like no you can't see it sorry so then I went to school and I was upset for a little while and then I got over it pretty quickly but um they were talking anyway fast forward a few months later they're talking about like prayer in religion class and how awesome how awesome prayer is and I told my story I was like well um I had a stray cat and you know it wasn't very healthy it was old and um you know so I remember the one time I prayed you know I prayed really hard that the cat wouldn't die and I said then the next morning I woke up to a dead cat and my class immediately left my teacher was mortified and that thus and immediately ended any and all discussion about prayer so that was that was the whole story for years so that was the whole story for a very long time there was no other part to this story however however by the way that was probably one of the last times I prayed I don't mean to come across as an an edge lord nonconformist here but um in reality I that kind of put me off to prayer for a very long time anyway there is more to the story which is I'm pretty sure that what happened was my family wasn't planting these thoughts in my head that the cat was going to die so that one morning they could do like a stealth removal of the cat before I woke up and like drive it to [ __ ] New Jersey and just drop it off in New Jersey or or take it to a pound or something or whatever where two cats go doesn't matter wherever I don't know um I'm almost positive that's what happened in retrospect because the the timing of this was too perfect um and just the way the reactions of my family like about how this cat demised how it met its demise just didn't didn't like there's a like a lot of guilt or it felt like in retrospect or like they avoided the topic completely um and I'm pretty sure that the cat didn't die and in fact they just drove it someplace else because they were sick of having to a feed a shitty cat that just sat there and pissed and [ __ ] all over our yard all day and and B they were they were like he needs to get over this now before it gets too late so that is that is my cat story I hope you enjoyed and keep in mind I'm allergic to cats so I couldn't even fully enjoy the cat if I wanted to but you know as a little [ __ ] so I totally if that's the case I totally understand the decision by my family completely if that's the kid I really do I cuz I wouldn't have understood this years ago but now it's like crypt I'm capturing body moisture now it's like all right sure importantly fluids before he ingested please press the activation button in the next three seconds prayers did work after all is that what you got out of the story that prayer in fact does work I mean maybe I you know I do know that I'm mortified the teacher because they're trying to like teach a lesson how you should pray and go to church every Sunday but that's a true story and another true story is the priests would would tell us that if we didn't go to church every Sunday we would go to hell and they would like send the money like the collecting bins around like twice you know I'm not saying anything I'm just saying that's that's the thing that that happened you know imagine coming home from school one day in tears because you're told that your family members that didn't go to church are in hell and then asking your parents like why why why do we go to Hawaii so cold whoever inhale is my grandfather gotta go we're gonna we're gonna tell him to go to church every Sunday and my grandfather is like nope I'm like why I go to church he's like nope I'm like what you're gonna get [ __ ] by a demon he's like I'm not going to church I just I'm not going to church sorry so yeah I'd say that my school did a pretty great job of teaching me how to be a devout religious person yeah my grandfather was I don't really talk too much about my family cuz I don't really like to go too in depth but my grandfather was was a boss if I can use that word not ironically he was amazing he actually he was funny because he used to piss where the cat slept so I think he just wanted his piss spot back pretty sure that's what what happened there I need I need teeth to make the thing all right I'll do that method he did obviously there's he's done other things worth noting I just can't think of him at the moment he fixed a lot of things um shad is freaking out I love it oh I just ruined the chat with that piss story they sent him to Jersey - that's right yes they did um I'm dying is this sure you don't talk about your family yes it is yes it is I gotta keep you guys entertained while I do all the grunt work in subnautica what can I say mmm you didn't piss on the cat trust me I need stalker teeth Wow well there's one that's those are pretty hard to see - they're like really really difficult items to see in the backdrop of all the other [ __ ] that's happened it's what the [ __ ] lighting engine but what is going on Oh looks so [ __ ] ugly right now what is this no it's alright no no no it's gross again this is my cousin still have a club with Ava Mendez I don't know actually I think he got shut down and reopened this trash and they got shut down and reopened as [ __ ] and then it got shut down and reopened his musk and it got shut down and reopened as I crust then it got shut down and reopened as passion then it got shut down and reopened I swear to God by the way that [ __ ] Club got shut down and reopened a lot but I don't know if it's I haven't spoken to him and so long I have no idea if this club still exists it for all we know it's now called Club smut

Channel: Lainbowie

Views: 139,384

Rating: 4.9341822 out of 5

Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Subnautica, Jabroni, Pizza Pasta, Club, Star Wars, Grand Dad, Piss, Stray Cat, Shitty Cat, Story, Religion, Boss, Eva Mendez

Id: bPbfdrvBavk

Length: 11min 49sec (709 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 16 2016