[Vinesauce] Vinny - Sega Saturn Curioso Pack #4

okay well satan just tried to escape from the windows 95 theme and this is sega saturn curio's part through e this is a game that was not included but let's check out a couple more games siberia 1995 game um it's spelled in a weird way like cyber like cyber beeria like cyberpunk [Music] i'm also looking for my install of a game i don't remember where i put it two weeks ago and that's a problem so i'm gonna i'm gonna have to redo it for those curious this segment is just like weird or bad or forgotten sega saturn games [Applause] [Music] the sheer [ __ ] hubris that's a long ass intro huh veiny i don't really know what this is so i mean it could be anything oh oh it looks like burn cycle oh please enter identification a delete delete a a delete delete b a delete a a b c e d select arcade level easy medium welcome to siberia [Music] on my home planet [Music] the great link brings us all together [Music] john's super cool [Music] hey zach i love that noise that was a perfect noise tell me what's up all the way to the point my man all right here's the sitch you'll rendezvous with the rig in about 10 minutes your contact is santos there's a tf22 prepped and ready i've never flown cf-22 no not to worry you won't be flying this one the auto nav is set to take you by optimum route to the siberia complex trust is a wonderful thing i got you out of solitary didn't i can't have you jetting around the globe instead of getting the job done my man just what is this one like i said always to the point all right stand by i'm going to shoot you some currents on the siberia project the saturn is just full of like security clearance but early 3d you just started to tell me some things they're making incredible advances in nanotechnology i'm not sure if i've managed to get the camera into one of the labs today and that's very secret all i could make out was a message about the project learning to talk the director went down to see on the vid foreign to switzerland it's getting really hot i know the assistant suspects me but i'm not putting much in today security very tight one of the technicians was injured yesterday i can barely hear this dude the day before everything's cutting around so quickly you show up early damn hey i knew that would grab your attention left me [ __ ] confused what do i do with it once i find it [Music] well i don't know keep it company there's a cleanup team 24 hours behind you all right kid gotta run catch you later a lot of cutscene and i still have no idea what the gameplay is going to be like is it an exploration game third person first person is it a flight game is it a boat game is it a hacking simulator i don't know but mr cool jabroni sunglasses is here to hack and he's going to hack like he [ __ ] don't know what that means oh no it's even worse than i thought it would be report to my office immediately am i playing this is he naked oh you know it's bad when i don't even know if i'm playing the game there's a button like on the controller itself that just increases brightness i guess i am playing this game um chat says go back to the landing pad and touch the oil barrels i can only move in big long strides one stride at a time every single possible angle was pre-rendered it seems like that it's really like shockingly wrong like i get that this might have been kind of experimental for its time but boy did they miss the mark with this one i like how chat member told me to go to the oil barrels as if i can vinnie you can oh now i can that was a stab noise that was like a stock sound effect from surviving edged weapons [Music] oh good santos report to my office immediately take the door on the rocket zelda these barrels have killed me good oh god there's barrels it's futuristic it's that we can reference zelda from one of gamelon we've got like wharf references oh man there's it's so layered every frame is so dense am i sp [ __ ] oh i i pressed forward and it did that so this is me pressing forward how do i do this is there a button do i press a button i just oh vinnie door on the right oh the game only really lets you go in directions that it wants you to you don't really this is like a glorified point-and-click and once you start viewing it as such it makes more sense you don't really have control over your character character disarm the weapon good i am honestly glad he is dead turn around nice and turn around nice and slow and disarm the weapon turn around turn around think i hate this game more than burn cycle maybe i don't know how to disarm turn around nice and slow and disarm the weapon wow i had to press left is this how you greet all your new arrivals only if they have a weapon quit screwing around and bring him to my office come on i'll take you to see santos she's got the same dead look in her eyes that zelda does come on follow me you take the gun on the right you just disarmed me oh yes sunglasses yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah look out [Music] good shot [Music] great shot kid that was one in a million magnetic minds this game is truly an anomaly of time and space [Music] lead your shots vin you know what game i played last time that made me lead my shots burn cycle this is the future but they're still using like f-16s like the the design of spacecraft and um and like fighter has basically stayed in the top gun era so we got like a apache helicopters pined ds and maybe like an f-16 wow magnetic mines no watch it magnetic mine rhythm is next 1998 a year before dreamcast right after that shoot scene you can choose to kiss her or not but if you do you actually get a completely different [Music] [Music] story the cat is bugging out it also doesn't know why it exists in the video to money for nothing by mark knopler sorry dire straits [Music] well it's a very weird uh but okay it's something there's an attempt at a style [Music] [Music] i'm pretty sure that's a jungle rhythm but it said jungle [Music] [Applause] [Music] why is chrono from chrono trigger in 3d and a guitarist [Music] is i i'm just gonna like sit here and and look at the things and when the game asks me for a button prompt i'll press a button i assume it's a rhythm game [Music] okay [Music] i wish it didn't like restart at the beginning like it's just hard jump [Music] i'm trying i also uh don't have a saturn controller so the c button is an x button at the moment that voice [Music] i hate it so much [Music] good well [ __ ] [Music] vinnie don't you know what ad-lib means uh yes ad-lib time just means mash whatever oh the pigs at the end there oh okay vinnie you're a musician yes i'm trying to play this game like a guitar but it doesn't seem to quite work when i try to press the buttons [Music] it's a very confusing game and i'm not using the original controller and there's a bit of a delay and i'm a failure so let's move on to the next game yeah check can get kind of they can get a little bit mean that's all right i'll just take it that's fine what is this game it's a star wars rebel strike prototype but i don't know how to load it let me check for the readme real quick even though there was a game called rebel strike on the uh saturn load the dot bin um looking for one i don't see it nope got image um what do i see lots of different files that aren't pertaining to saturn no it seems interesting though i kind of wanted to check it out but it's also really like there's not a lot here oh wait the q file works okay got it got it it just was called spike and it had a vlc cone so i didn't know that was it but yeah i had to put the disc in the saturn is what i'm trying to say chat okay well a prototype it certainly is like proof of concept i suppose this would have been cool in 1997 or so um runs pretty smooth but yeah there's really nothing happening here is this star wars or is that a joke it's not particularly star wars is it couple okay next is um cubic galley it's another weird name [Music] and then i have to try to find the final game if i can do that [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] yep well if this game isn't good i can make a joke about piss oh it's gallery cubic gallery eddie and [Music] dizzy [Music] eddie i know you're good at criminal psychology but can you figure out from the works of art what the artist was thinking when he created them too actually dizzy my father's an artist and when i was young i wanted to be one too [Music] i recently received an invitation to an exhibition of the art museum do you want to go well with all the heavy stuff we've been having to think about these days i thought it might be a good idea to go and see something light absolutely these days i haven't been sleeping well because of all the noise the machines are making at night maybe this will make me feel better let's go oh okay sherlock holmes is a detective game is uh laurel and hardy um oh look there's a mona lisa just there it's just there any idea what da vinci was trying to express of course he painted it between age 51 and 54 you know and eddie dizzy [Music] uh help help me it was the mona lisa all along where are we what happened to us i think you're at the bomb battlefield seems like we slipped into a different dimension somehow look at the beautiful castle maybe there's treasure inside yes let's go have a look at it yes i think they're trying to do like a funny like a haha funny like laurel and hardy thing abbott and costello but there's a notice posted here [Music] but not funny [Music] ten teardrops have been shed by the mona lisa dude can just straight up read hieroglyphics it says we should try and find ten tear drops of the mona lisa dear pesky plumbers the princess is a permanent guest at our hotel koopa hotel i borrowed that from a chat writer is this just the museum of anything goes from here on out eddie and dizzy their names bother me it shouldn't bother me but they do it's like where's the rest of the ds and why is your name dizzy [Music] direct mode [Music] touch the art [Music] [Music] chat i've put my face right up to the computer screen and i think there's [Music] [Applause] movement it's not a mod at least [Music] i guess the idea is you um [Music] defile art [Music] vinnie play story mode i was told not to play story mode in fact because there's not much of a game here i'm spectacularly confused [Music] story mode has to have more terrible fmvs though show the ending in the folder what do you mean the ending in the the loading times in this game are absolutely horrendous [Music] there's a video file in the folder oh you included it okay um yeah otherwise it doesn't really seem like much is happening here except you you go for you look at art here let's just yeah we'll check out the ending they did it somehow chat i guess they solved a couple puzzles look the mona lisa is smiling i bet these actors thought they were the future of video games what the heck do you think that was that's a good question megaman as factories and technologies continue to increase as wars continue to rage people's appreciation for beautiful works of art oh my god i'll bet that museum was created by the sadness felt by the paintings what [Music] what but you know before the thing um there were a lot of people still going to see the mona lisa but like technology bad art good is through through bad acting and some puzzles and you can like manipulate the art meanwhile they're telling us about how art is good and beautiful and i was able to turn the water in that one piece of art into like psychedelic drip all right trying to find this this thing i have one more thing [Music] see program files [Music] [Music] [Music] okay good um where did i install this thing i had to i think jackal got me set up for this one and i can't find where i put it there is a specific way to do this and it was two weeks ago and that memory is now completely gone vinnie what the actual [ __ ] what this [Music] thing [Music] under sff program files sff let me see program files yeah yep maybe this could be it thank you basil thank you basil you saved it or basil basil i don't know the person who made this pack isn't chat thank you chat member this is um a game many of you are probably familiar with so we'll end on a strong note [Music] sanic are in this game you run [Music] from your problems so let's run [Music] now is this regarded as a good game no not really no ready no not really no okay uh well we're gonna find out oh that is some already some weird turning [Music] what's happening what is that what was that someone replace the audio [Music] what the [ __ ] it's dmca protected you should see the look on my face right now chat my mouth is on the my jaw is on the floor that was a glop [ __ ] oh yoda noise chat [Music] is did you know you were sending this to me [Music] [Music] i don't like this game [Music] retire please yes yes after tonight yes [ __ ] how many other songs are edited okay real quick though i the way this game plays is highly frustrating um picture mario kart but you have to hold forward the entire time and when you turn it like you have to over correct every turn it's rough okay now this is like actual sonic music sonic r music not um yeah not a fun or easy way to control a racing game i'm glad they went back to carts in in future sonic games [Music] uh [Music] here basil while i have you while i'm playing this first of all how dare you um and and is there any other cursed music use the triggers to double jump [Music] he's blue balling the lyrics part [Music] oh i hear it this is also edited [Music] wow [Music] play a bit of each stage well i'm not gonna obviously play every stage because you know time constraints but not for very long at least but i will play a little bit of each stage don't think i'm gonna finish the last one but i'll try there are only five wait these aren't these aren't like cups like mario kart [Music] this tails doll is very cursed [Music] jesus but it's christ not great is this gonna get dmc8 [Music] hold b to accelerate oh oh that is a little bit better yeah yeah weirdly enough it hasn't made the game that much better but yeah it helps holding b okay that's good so that's one less complaint i would say though the the controls are still way too floaty triggers or air brakes [Music] yeah i was floating i i felt floaty even as sanic that was basically a miku version of the actual song are you not going to address the creepy tales uh doll no it was cursed ready set go silence i inadvertently chose a good character for this level victory [Music] oh god it's way too late to be laughing like this [Music] that's not a problem i've only [Music] taking the hobbits to eisenguard eisenguard eisenguard taking the hobbits to eisenguard god god god hedgehog [Music] can the ost for this version be publicly released ask basil basil not the plant not the plant [Music] vinnie why did you stop um because it's a quarter to four a.m where i live i want to go to bed jab members please ready set go apparently the songs are on youtube already like i don't think these are original compositions maybe a couple of them but i don't know some good poppin [Music] nice now this is the good [ __ ] [Music] oh you need to collect rings to unlock shortcuts neat idea um i just loathe the racing in this game but for a saturn game it doesn't look too bad and uh yeah it just has some cool music [Music] [Applause] [Music] i'm gonna do my best to finish this one [Music] [Applause] the actual soundtrack is god-like i believe it i believe it but instead you get guitar rainbow road it's called a road [Music] brain blow load my favorite map in mario kart this is from f-zero x oh yeah i still i never owned that game i've only played it on stream a couple times [Music] f-zero gx was my [ __ ] though [Music] the 64 dd version [Music] oh i played that on stream i don't have the filter set up and saved the um the announcer [Music] [Applause] f0 gx is made by sega f-zero gx might be my favorite sega game outside of skies of arcadia and monkey ball original and two [Music] [Music] congratulations i guess i should apologize in advance that was my voice [Music] having fun are we hey basil basil [Music] dmca [Music] is [Music] everyone's having so much fun and they know these songs and they're enjoying themselves i'm just sitting here like okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] audio jungle audio jungle audio jungle [Applause] [Music] all right chat i can't handle this music at this time it's much too late for this [Music] thank you for the saturn curios that's it that's the whole pack [Music] okay that's enough for that everybody thank you for watching the stream it is now 4 00 a.m it is yam thank you for watching crazy stream uh yeah well it was a vera it was a variety of things and yet the star trek game had no honor so maybe next time

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Length: 51min 48sec (3108 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 14 2020