[Vinesauce] Vinny - Classic Flash Games #2

if I have another instance open of something hang on just checking just checking oh because this [ __ ] PNG is weird well here take a look at this real quick [Applause] also someone in chat said you're really gonna dangle 900 hogs in front of us and only show us one fleshy nut now that is gonna be good out of context but I will show you a couple hogs real quick what the [ __ ] is this that's not what is this doing in the folder this is supposed to be cursed hogs not cursed images what the [ __ ] I was like what is that why does it look like that could an AI really have generated a hog that looks like that I mean it generated a hog that looks like this what's that you joined because you wanted to see flash games nope nope hogs where was the man hog I need to find that one there was one that looked like vaguely human and it was really scary hmm well that's not it pretty [ __ ] is frightening though this is just horrendous okay it's time to stop looking at the Hogs I'm going to write a very stern email back to the sender of these hogs especially considering that the folder is not just hogs as I've noticed there are other images in here like bird beaks what the ginger No you you okay welcome back to the stream disregard every single thing that happened before this and after corruptions none of that happened none of that was real mmm this is another flash segment if you watched the first one then you know what this is just old flash games compiled by the community and vetted by the vetting team thank you as always vetting team its flash crate part 2 so this one's called one sorry it's just called Bargo what the esotericism of Bargo ocarina of typewriter [Music] okay it's let me lower the volume [Music] a big big dip became the moon completely on accident he decided he felt like going someplace else in outer space just for the heck of it the esotericism embargo ocarina of typewriter Oh Fargo whole handed in the Kokiri Forest on top of someone who is probably unimportant I want to talk to Deku Tree men while they're Bhargav the stupid stupid though you know you can't talk to the Deku Tree unless you have a sharp weapon and a chunk of wood look at a sword and shield do fall so I'm better than you just because I am yeah that's about right you stole a sacred heirloom might now have 50% of a sword shield combo to bed the entire known universe is out of shields well at least we're gonna get Ocarina of Time music that's encouraging look Gibbs barf oh the thick dip still don't have a shield I bet you don't even know that you can use items by clicking on them in the bottom of the screen could brief you're so stupid that you're so you're stupid you stupid stupid now this weapon is already in use oh okay I had to wait until the dialogue was over I was that was my idea I do believe that I may have just been stabbed in the chest shields are for chumps a tree so do you mind opening your mouth for me oh yeah I forgot I had one of those oh no it is a monster now this is definitely a flash game it ice no dead so yeah I saved your life cool thanks dude I want to rock okay take mine I got a rock time to bounce this joint get more rocks looking for your finest rock I like rocks but not as much as forces do you like horses I love horses in fact I'm going to give you a horse right now and you're going to like it okay wait for it look a bow and arrow hatched from the large force you were incubating it's the miracle of life I done has anything I feel like to be shot arrow yeah done has anything my god it's it's like 15 years ago all over again dear God all right well only one Rock to go mr. biceps do you mind throwing me to Zoras domain I'm a Chuckster and yet I'm laughing my weep and Link is dead again hey Zora hey move over okay yeah we knew we knew it was gonna happen like this we stopped [Music] I see king zora I instinctively reach for the thumbs [Music] Wow yeah hello door open sesame' relay information in our password of one thousand truths oh yeah remember how this works now [Music] all right I think I'm prepared to slay again and no I mean Sephiroth would have some competition with the sword use it as a bridge of course [Applause] unintentionally thanks to Bargo link bought the farm and was unable to complete his quest to save the land but is written only link can defeat Ganon in other words Hyrule is screwed oh well the Ned Jesus Christ congregate effing worms too no more giant hints after command & Conquer no more giant ants eat bro profit [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right this is kind of cool [Music] so I didn't play this one growing up but I would have [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] shorter worm or longer worm [Applause] [Music] it's there's neon cats in the sky chat there's [ __ ] yen cats [Music] they're shooting at me now [Music] I can't believe this it's so again it's just so perfectly 15 years ago [Music] I saw several chat members Taipings Oh m'god remember that when you added a Z in front of all my god Wow sure were the days [Music] xD oh my god what the [ __ ] barbecue roflcopter [Music] [Music] all speed [Music] [Music] I guess the bigger you grow the more you can handle like tanks and [ __ ] like jets and [ __ ] well why does he and Kat deserve this actually you know what yeah I'm fine with it [Music] during rampage only massive mouths absorbed around nutrients equals no hunger pains all right when I was younger I had to survive your hunger pain so I had to tighten my belt by one notch for the goblins can't piss on hospitality I won't allow it I think he says hunger pains and nut pangs I mean I'd like to see the script assuming there was a script for troll 2 [Music] yeah Jeff has an emote of the oh my god this game is actually kind of great sticky Ninja Academy you I don't know what the [ __ ] poptropica is chat seems to know you [Music] you No again like just simple games that you can play with a mouse and a couple buttons that was really what flash games were all about I'm not claiming it was like the golden years necessarily but it was cool to have free games you could just like refresh new grounds or wherever and you would have a new free game you know whatever website you went to you'd have a new free game every couple days maybe every day like you you know might spend an hour on it and then you'd you'd be good and then you play happy feasts [Music] miniclip [Music] yes this games alright it's pretty cool another really simple effective concepts that works great for a flash game mini you missed a ninja it's too late to go back now my friend this is me toza my Tosa I think I played this yep I [ __ ] remember this this one got like a lot of attention at one point [Music] big egg big devil it's an eggplant really good graphics for flash smooth oh [ __ ] it's the hog tato from earlier Oh that sounded almost like a tauntaun for a second Venus flytrap [Music] I like how quickly it stops making sense oh I see fake cake is little I [Music] I guess portal probably just came out when this was released [Music] yep there's the fecal faecal humorous I now want to watch the movie the fly with Jeff Goldblum for some weird reason you I wonder if there's any more excrement hilarious in this game yes we'll find out yep none of this is making any sense anymore we all float down here necklace one more and carrot this time did you know that if you shake coconut trees eggs come out what others shockingly gross tongue dyno run I think I remember this one too this is a concentrated burst of nostalgia why is it loading for so long you there's there should be a play button I'm reading the readme here it says I'll drag the game and then okay let me try something a little different here I see [Music] you you yeah this this game I remember very vividly and I sucked at this game but what was the dinosaur high school this is just the prequel to that and the dinosaurs really weren't glorious creatures and yet we we remember and define them by the thing that destroyed them the meteor know the smell dinosaurs equal worse birds I don't know man you've seen Jurassic Park right I mean I know they didn't really look like that but they were like big and they they ate lots of stuff and they [ __ ] like giant turds that turned into like rocks I'm a scientist by the way I know these things I'm sorry but dinosaurs were cool as [ __ ] that's why the military always tries to weaponize them in a movie [Music] got outrun yeah I remember playing this game a little bit and then just yep being [ __ ] miserable at it but yeah it's still pretty fun and again it was just like a solid like run from you know imminent destruction just run from destruction I played Evo that was a good game did you ever beat it I don't think I did okay so this is a falling sand game I don't know if I played this one I played a lot of falling sand games I'm not sure if this one I mean I guess I just don't remember a stick-figure dude yeah actually no I probably did play this one also this is like noida beginnings you think poppy would learn after a certain point that his lightning [ __ ] just doesn't work it's always reflected back at him every [ __ ] time just stop pal p-please but yeah the physics that we see here kind of went into the game noida later on but there are a lot of different falling sand games with so many different types of sand objects just fun to play with these things like physics playgrounds you water and water water water water just want to see if I can get these seeds to grow no no seed growth plant this in Earth I need earth oh there's a lot more it's salt water jesus [ __ ] bees God there's ants too the ants put out the fire kind of LSD makes zombies trip out Wow I mean I don't really know what else to say it's it's just a falling sand game it's it's good it's fun it's easy to get lost in it salt maker volcano [Music] you all right next next is this it's called sift heads World Act one dear Lord [Music] Vinni hey Dorothy Vinny everybody's me how you thought [Music] my name certainly conjures images of pizza like the muscle like the heavy in a group you know to do the dirty work I'd certainly be do [Music] you how epic this is it's stick figures but it's this epic you you you I hope you don't mind that I'm not reading this out loud I just enjoy looking at it I'm good of course one of the stick figures has a katana I'm gonna go ahead and blame Tarantino for this one why why is this stick figure have such a juicy look what is there any is there any reason for that it's a stick figure [Music] I gotta go with Vinnie because it's my name [Music] that got a photograph the other stick-figure guards of course [Music] okay five guards gotta take them out here are my trusty associates I mean probably want a sniper rifle for this now it's one of these the whole compound should know I'm here by now so what's up this can't be Tarantino influenced stick figures don't have feet you think of me a long time since 2006 our mafia profits been going down sorry to be such a pain in the ass [Music] Wow Wow the game didn't even start yet I wonder if people that played [ __ ] like this ended up growing up edgy or if they can look back at this and be like yeah it was just funny [Music] now I want to shoot there's a Nintendo [Music] can't even play Nintendo all right let's continue I want to be able to get to some of the grab-bag gamble games because they're amazing the Fancy Pants adventure 2006 well those are some rad animations [Music] and already it's profess to jump I have really good animations you know on a stick figure with pants fancy pants [Music] listen stick figures which is easier to make you could just throw them in there and like you know this couldn't have been easy because the animations so good but they were in a general sense like the mascot of the flash era so many ways [Music] to take bread fancy pants is still going a new game on Steam is out or is coming out that's shocking I hadn't played this one so I don't think I remember Fancy Pants Adventures but I like this mouse student I think it's a mouse I mean to me that just looks like a Mickey Mouse [Music] [Music] [ __ ] seems like a pretty legit platformer though scary ugly face Cedric and Hamish were the bestest buddies Hamish wants to go to college so Cedric gave him $10,000 Wow they live five screens apart so they haven't seen each other in a while Cedric is going to see how his old pal is doing and it just seems dark and depressing and there's no music anymore things were so happy just a second ago hamish hamish what's up did you apply for college I don't have the money anymore Cedric get out of here wait what do you mean I'm gonna leave I mean leave go home now dude what are you hiding from me doesn't matter shouldn't be here that's it I'm worried I'm coming in there whether you like it or not that mirror looks awfully expensive Hamish I loaned you won $10,000 for college which by the way what college can you go to for ten thousand dollars and get a good education like what the [ __ ] did you really waste it on a fancy way to look at yourself Cedric get out run home you're not friends anymore you vain sleaze hag just wait till I bring matches in gasoline that looked like meat a little bit you community college you can get a pretty good education on a community college but is it really only 10,000 you sure it's not gonna end up going for more later on what is that face you can for 10k alright well that's good jumpin Joe burnell's you are terrifying fear not my round headed friend I'm merely an ugly wizard forgive me if I say that doesn't ease my worries at all too late I am gravely offended shame on you as long as we're talking to you any matches or gasoline I happen to have an abundance of both I'll make you a deal go on a quest for me and I will give you exactly what you need it's a deal do you have a name was your head why yes I'm called sure face you have made a foolhardy decision Cedric wait what [Music] you things aren't always what they seem my dear boys we need a little time to reflect I guess we're we're in the backwards now [Music] [Music] the money had recently been stolen oh no Hamish [Music] oh I see you have to like click the right thing I think it broke I think it just broke it's a paper on the floor okay bubble tanks - is next but you can play it if you want chat it was called scary ugly face okay mouse to move around aim and [ __ ] okay oh you have jumped to a new bubble field destroy enemy bubble tanks to steal their bubbles and grow okay I don't remember if I've played this one but this seems pretty pretty legit vaguely familiar maybe I'm just thinking of Spore would it be cool if they remade spore and made it like actually good and fulfilled the promise that it was supposed to be it wasn't I mean spore I got plenty of enjoyment out of it just was sadly disappointing in many arenas but but it was pretty cool like other metals start to form boosting shapes [ __ ] yeah this is pretty cool I guess armor games really wants us to know that they made this get to the next level of the tank before you quit please all right again there's like many more games there's like eight more games so we you know that's why I'm kind of going through these a little quick but I will do that the resolution is so small that you have to do more than the window size is is small but that's yeah we can't really make it bigger to get to see more I don't think but it's so small that I'm mostly just avoiding and shooting off screen [ __ ] the farther you are from the spawn the harder the enemies yes but more bubbles greater rewards man come on come on come on come on come on one bubble left [Music] machine-gun two shot parallel or heavy cannon heavy cannon this game is cool I would play the [ __ ] out of this if I didn't I don't remember if I did but I would have loved it and now with the heavy cannon I can take out bubbles and a couple hits but yeah they are they're getting a little bit more difficult either faster or just giant or before all all of that [Music] if you keep going will you get to the surface and pop I'm sure someone in chat knows Vinny there is a boss trouble boss what's the spongebob dude that I learned about just the other day Bubble Boy bubble friend bubble ghost bubble buddy I knew it was one of those very many different things I just said that thing just siphoned my bubbles off of me it's not cool [Music] [Music] cool game though then he can we see more hogs this one's called fly guy I remember this [ __ ] I remember this listen to the music goes do [Music] why do I remember this [Music] want to see the strongman God it's it's like jogging a memory I never knew I had [Music] this is the f is for family opening the game [Music] a little bit [Music] fine worry about it's fine [Music] [Music] yeah [Music] amazing giant normo sword is next whoa okay so this is 2008 it said I remember this one too or the sound go you you muted it somehow you windows Jian evil while a closed flash and it's still try to get the quality up settings the [ __ ] did I manage to do this you delete your save and you're probably right honestly we weren't missing much we're not missing much Necco slimes the always slimes always jewel diamond island here's the store I think I [ __ ] played this I'm almost positive I played this acquired yeah I mean well it's called ginormous sword so eventually the sword just gets [ __ ] massive dying caused the game to mute itself it knew what was best for us or sure this is safe Satan has been removed I'm still hearing the do music from the previous game oh the world map is [ __ ] huge dedicate gold to get strength you Oh [Music] this is [ __ ] hilarious it's just again all these memories I thought were moments that were lost in time sure time killers think of all the time you spent just wasting time about that stuff for a second you just wasted it God playing ginormous sword or jelly escape it's God like watching my streams [Music] geli escaped since the beginning you know the 80s the late 70s early 80s [Music] Chad have you ever had skin [Music] [Music] [Music] poptropica again so it's like super meatboy but you're a slime yeah so I didn't play this one have no memory of this place [Music] ah it's a cool little platformer though solid controls you leave a slime trail wherever you go it's pretty good people would enjoy this 15 years ago and even even now why not even know can't kill the slimes let's keep going on on this collection is this poptropica again just getting them ads in there with fake loading time [Music] [Applause] oh there's a skip button alright it's okay I did see that this one's called con Guan derp putt which sounds like a weird [ __ ] sex move I don't know if I like the name of that but oh it's wonder putt but Kongregate wonder putt I see [Music] no I didn't play this one either but people in chat seem to be aware of it saying it's a good one oh [ __ ] yeah I can see I can see that what the golf [Music] [Music] this is really cool what was that game I played last time was it grow we're like just a bunch of random [ __ ] would happen [Music] you have to like click in the right order yeah I like [ __ ] like this and that [Music] [Applause] [Music] good [Music] this is giving me um kirby's dream chorus flashbacks it's a really cool variety come across [Music] [Music] albatross [Music] I saw a seagull eating a crab today it was struggling really really hard to eat the crab [Music] you [Music] this is cool as [ __ ] let's just keep going animal crossing grass in the background yeah I know it's a short game people were saying it's pretty short it's probably 18 holes but I want to check out the rest of the games happy friends Museum welcome to the happy friends Museum I'm the curator bacon don't let my name fool you I'm actually a vegetarian you okay so this this has been this was out after happy home designer at least NFC reader up 2015 yeah I have that thing leaf doesn't have any music as far as I can tell it's nice to see that there are trash cans around here I hate for this museum to be littered with garbage you animal crossing facts but also you oh you have to like eat otherwise you die death it has come upon me what the [ __ ] box is nailed to the ground but I can still open it open it open it well weird game Animal Crossing fan game kind of thing did we lose audio do I need to restart Mario combat oh oh no this is Mario combat I'm gonna check this again and see if there's actually any sound [Music] sound the whole time good - but yeah just just need to restart the thing [Music] alright we'll go back to Mario klom bet that's the edgy sounds I wanted [Music] [Music] why why is he doing this [Music] mário you don't need to do this also that camera zoom is getting me a little dizzy very matrix moves and sound effects ooh I guess you guys do this in Smash Brothers it's a good point [Music] she's happening now [Music] [Music] yeah I love blind jumps all right all right let's Mario plum bag wait [Music] Nanak a crash I got it's one of these games [Music] [Music] there's so many versions of this so then we remember the Xbox Live Arcade version where it was a baby being shot out of a hospital you know from pregnancy yeah it's a lot of different versions of this type of game [Music] [Music] all right good I got a new record and Slenderman saw game the evil puppet has kidnapped Slenderman to force him to play his twisted game we'll have to face the most fearsome and dangerous creepypastas oh [ __ ] another relic oh my god hi Slenderman wait a second I'm the one who always scares people not this time you don't know who you're messing with let's just just to see okay so you have to like solve puzzles as Slenderman to escape jigsaws evil trap the knee there's hundreds of these saw games but why is there a sh Ketcham hi why the long face I don't understand I mean why are you so sad it's just that I don't have any Pokemon and why would you want a Pokemon every Pokemon master must have a pokemon plus it just solve puzzles Wow even classic cartoon noises - well that's a shame [Music] clearly clearly I'm not prepared hundreds of these and they all have a different main character well how come so sad is what I want to know [Music] I found a Pokemon for ash oh wait wait wait this gummy pikachu i could give it to him maybe good idea but we need to do something else [Music] let's try buck can see right away the pokeball is empty empty I would have sworn I had something inside anyway I'm sorry while Slenderman is very polite okay [Music] that'll be that'll be that so that's some flash-crete part two you know there could be more there could be a part three I don't know if you have any ideas for other good games that would make for a good segment let me know but just a quick look at some of the games that we grew up with some of us some of the stuff that was free and some of the stuff that was played at work or in school while you're supposed to be working or schooling

Channel: Vinesauce: The Full Sauce

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Keywords: Vinesauce, Fullsauce, Flash Games, Classic Flash Games

Id: K-n49CNgv9I

Length: 76min 16sec (4576 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 29 2020