[Vinesauce] Joel - Lifeline ( Part 1 )

well hello there i hope you all are doing well this is part of a cherry and something in fact and it's lifeline on the playstation 2. what is this game exactly well it's uh it's a playstation 2 game that you have to use your voice to control the character in uh i heard about this game and i thought i gotta stream this [ __ ] and uh well uh i thought for a moment or well when i looked it up you know you need a real playstation 2 which i have and all that stuff but it turns out you can do this you can do this wing wink wink and on top of that you know corn flakes mic so uh yes it's a video game uh set in space it's like a science fiction action game uh and you gotta control your character with voice inputs so uh uh yeah um this can't be good this can't this cannot be good but uh it's pac-man 2. oh [ __ ] really so wait you're telling me that in pac-man 2 when i'm telling pac-man listen here you listen here you bastard you do what i tell you to do look look now i can actually like physically actually scream at the characters in my like boiling rage as they not understand what i'm saying i i have a dreadful i have a dreadful like phobia here what if i play the game and the game is like i can't i can't recognize your accent like i don't understand what the [ __ ] you're saying what no i am trying to open the door unrecognized command i'm trying to open the door unrecognized command unverified command try satan again it's fun [Laughter] anyway we're gonna be playing this game it's called lifeline uh i've never played this game before and i'm doing it completely like first playthrough whatever just the concept alone intrigued me and a lot of people want me to play this anyway but it was a little bit of a hassle to set up but uh i think it works there might be aga incoming so uh who knows but regardless uh let's let's start it and see uh see what we got oh man prepare for a [ __ ] disaster or maybe not we'll see okay can you guys hear this see it everything good okay yeah yeah yeah okay i think i think i think everything is good okay uh i say this but uh you never know what these things this might just be a disaster uh voice action adventure okay [ __ ] sounds like kingdom hearts [Music] hey where where's donald where's sephiroth okay um anyway as i said this is lifeline let's see let's see where today takes us i have my other microphone oh we got an intro okay can you count the jpeg pixels i'm gonna die if you don't think it's something quick [Music] [Applause] [Music] me what do we do it's like dead or alive graphics oh we got dead hands from zelda or whatever oh this is this is going to be awful oh no i'm seeing all this stuff on screen i'm like i'm going to have to be in charge so i'll be like shoot the head watch out shoot brad a good is it okay to shoot is it okay to shoot will ask me these you know ethical questions [ __ ] i don't know i mean [ __ ] i don't know oh my god all right uh well here we go ladies and gentlemen uh oh this is going to be it's going to be awful that's going to suck the main here of the game what if i deal with an accent okay it's like a really heavy swedish accent okay so there's a plug-in it's also it's this is also um compatible with singstar bollywood which i'm sure we'll get to at some point uh but it's the same plugin for that so i just hope this works it's like a generic usb plug-in but it should work with this microphone okay try speaking normally okay [Music] okay so hold down circle let me go hello [Music] i don't know if it's working or not hello [Laughter] [Music] okay what if i sound like a typical american hello [Music] xbox please station left [Music] of operating lane microphone [Music] what what [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] okay look okay i gotta put it down okay can you see that the character is walking barely okay fun [Laughter] [ __ ] sake what is happening okay go to the [ __ ] table okay okay no swearing go to the [ __ ] table okay okay go to the hecking table [Music] go to the table [Music] go to the table [Music] [Applause] [Music] go to the table [Music] is it this is gonna be a nightmare this is going to be a nightmare this is going to be a nightmare look at the bottle look at the bottle huh okay like this name so there's very revealing instructions okay if you're not sure what the name of an object saying is the dominant color basic shape may work instead in this case saying green bottle is better for recognition the same simple bottle okay what's the name it's revealed we can give more okay okay [Music] check the wine great all right it's working guys it's it's really working okay i'm surprised it would work at all but it seems like there's nothing unusual about the wine when you find anything remotely curious it's best to check the item carefully okay additional certain objects can be combined with various verbs when you give the instructions drink the wine or get the wine okay [Music] you better go back [Music] go [ __ ] back great [Music] nouns and verbs [Music] [Music] short [Music] left [Music] move left great [Music] george okay george [Applause] ford volvo okay okay i'm gonna sound like a fake american dodge oh really okay dodge dodge [Music] dogecoin [Music] this is not picking up at all dodge [Music] dodge okay do the do a shitty bill clinton dance [Music] what do you want me to say dr phil [Music] [ __ ] okay uh dodge great oh saying like okay say it like kermit and it works okay okay dodge and shoot no oh no ah flee and recovery [Music] the kermit voice isn't working the best okay okay number one number two i gotta go number two maybe a little number one [Music] [Music] head shoot and reload [Music] this is incredible i can't believe this right okay [Music] [Laughter] i have a bad case of diarrhea [Music] okay oh you you backed okay i can't promise anything but uh you know now we begin our tale in 16th century europe there lived a physician by the name of paraguelsus not only was he one of the era's finest medical minds he also made contributions in alchemy astrology astronomy and mysticism you must go into the depths of hello the famed doctor of ancient times in his later years you know i expected this what if you go like get on with it i'm [ __ ] getting bored the game suddenly hey kid i'm talking here shut up [Music] okay i like this era on video games where they were just like experimenting with technology they didn't really know what they were doing so it just you know hey let's make a game about voice recognition yeah let's make the whole game about that apparently this game is not very good anyway i mean it's a neat experiment but apparently it's like i look at the reviews and it's like you know seven out of ten unplayable okay they still don't know what they're doing [Music] okay just remember mission to morrison we're not that far off what the hell oh god oh jesus oh no soon hotel okay huh coming soon joel as soon as you're able to ask the character to bark like a dog it really works what uh you know what remind me again in 20 minutes when i forgot this comment because uh okay this is going to be insane i i honestly can't wait for this expect a little ant to be floating by with a little bit of chip this is the laundry room okay how my god is this windows 11 this is what it looks like i can't believe 2029 was that a racer or is a keyboard a wound [Music] okay surveillance camera recording concluded okay i'm glad the future is full of win-lamp our nation's economy will rebound from this our first space station developed entirely on our own this is an achievement guarantee little one [Music] is the bad guy elon musk good evening would you like a cocktail it's so quiet in here here thank you i don't drink you look like you do it naomi [Music] okay but the government has been promising economic relief hey what was that cat walking on the piano for kuchito the whole room shook violently and something crashed a party they started eating guests we ran away here i guess i was really hungry i'm sorry i got really wasted at that party and then i passed out [Music] i can't believe we're spending christmas in space [Laughter] what is that quote separate from a beloved girlfriend christmas in space yeah okay this is the security room come in please okay you have to play now okay communication link will be open okay i finally got through finally my efforts pay off she's in space still is the comlink still live i'll do it can you say something what do i say can you hear me no huh who are you don't sound like the regular guy anyway it doesn't matter who you are now okay listen can i talk to you please undo the lock okay now i'm going to level with you here listen here the thing is listen i'm a good guy right but you see i value my friends no no no no chill out here okay listen to me here i see my friends as you know more than friends and that's why i offer friendship with friendship coins should be my friend it costs about five friendship coins hang on just hold on here and i'm going to tell you something a great deal here to become my friend it's cost 5.99 that's one friendship coin now i'm just because i'm your special buddy here i'm gonna offer you a little discount and i'm gonna say you can open the door panel please please hurry no don't be that way about it come on let me out of here what's in it for me huh if you operate the door panel it will open the door five dollars you're the only person who can open this door right now yeah and i'm the only person who you can give five dollars to we can talk after i get out of here please disengage the lock no no no no no no no it's space it's money can we save the chatting for later no we don't be that way about it open the door panel if you operate the door panel it will open the door okay hang on the control panel uh open door panel if you operate the door panel it will open the door wait who am i if i could do that i wouldn't be in here can you open it please fart can we save the chatting for later please let me out of here now you ever farted yourself unconscious can we save the chatting for later please let me out of here now oh i just had to press it okay the lock is open okay saved last a real head case security guard locked me up in there for over an hour okay i didn't know what was going to happen can i talk now okay so are you trapped inside that monitor room so we share the same dilemma no no can you tell can can i tell her my story first there's something i have to get a pepsi okay oh i'm trapped in the monitor okay so i'm like i'm like you know uh the finance of freddie's guy you know joey okay i see i see it's slow all right i'm positive that it's here in this room and i can't i can't i can't talk guys it says cannot talk so i like you know all right so we're going to find a key here right okay just like you ended the other one okay okay five dollars that's a that's a bargain i want to open this locker please disengage the lock come on come on it's five spawn dualies come on of course you can you just have to do it the same as last time well i appreciate that i'll put that on the iou please please hurry we've got all the time in the world it's it's almost christmas we can chit chat later please undo the lock what do you mean with [ __ ] chat we can chit chat later please undo the lock what does that mean we can chit chat later please undo the lock [ __ ] chat sounds like my chat right now we can chit chat later please undo the lock all right fine you know what you know what it's a freebie we can chit chat later please undo the lock okay fire locker for security staff only the lock is locked okay so this uh open okay it's gonna be ridiculous okay oh damn i can't do that to her oh god okay thanks for your help you should take care of any monsters i'm in a bit of a hurry just wait there to be rescued what if we're lucky we'll see each other soon until then five dollars i told you i told you i told you it's what happens hey guess what it's a big big [ __ ] meatball what okay here we go here we go i remember my training uh blast that ass in the right eye you you gotta blast that [ __ ] in the middle eye get him in the [ __ ] body i empty that [ __ ] get right in its [ __ ] [ __ ] his body that giant butthole in its left eye come on you just blast him in the mouth that's right go around the tail it's pounding mountain dew [ __ ] cold red or voltage ah come on keep blasting shoot him around the bottle all right dude you're playing half black right just keep doing that yeah just keep shooting him come on get him yes you can be somebody reload that goddamn gun number one baja blast him i can't do anymore you can [ __ ] [ __ ] up [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] come on come on get him in the body reload that gun no no no reload no jesus christ you're more blonde than i am yes come on is he dead stop running around [ __ ] come on what are you doing [ __ ] tom and jerry get okay run around no come out get back here stop shooting the chair stop shooting the [ __ ] [ __ ] get him in the body get him in the body get him in the body blast you gotta shoot him in the body shoot him in the mouth shoot in the mouth shoot the mouth get him in the mouth get in the mouth do it do it do it all right kill you like i killed miss piggy yes turn right what are you doing don't watch it okay you shoot shoot him in the right eye right on him what [ __ ] you do what ride go left go left go left go left oh my god you [ __ ] dumb idiot go left isn't there a better target yes there is this cap [ __ ] left [ __ ] go left there's a [ __ ] table in the way okay just come on no go right oh my god you are giving me a migraine lady okay just yes okay keep blasting yes shoot shoot shoot in the name of jehovah shoot in the name of jesus by buddha i command you woman see blast them blaspheme is coming man oh [ __ ] jesus christ run left run left okay walk to the right yeah keep doing that keep doing it shoot shoot shoot shoot this game this game i'm going i'm going to have a [ __ ] heart attack on this okay aim at right eye what should i do lady we're sharing the same brain cell here shoot them run run run get the [ __ ] out okay shoot blast blast shoot him shoot shoot [ __ ] shoot him kill kill murder yes get get get shoot reload reload reload the gun lady lady you're you are so dead you are so dead reload reload engage violence okay good good okay okay okay go right go right go right [Music] go right go right go right go right straight go right go right no all right why are you not listening to me yes yes yeah right right right right stop shooting no meryl for [ __ ] sake the safety is odd right right right go right right go right go right now keep heading right go right now okay okay yes go right now keep battling all right okay yeah right right right it's not working yes it is shoot blast blast yes you shoot shoot [ __ ] stop tony hawking uh what do you mean marjara blast no no no go right get closer go right you should please aim at the middle eye middle eye yes middle eye middle eye shoot aim for the middle light for [ __ ] sake middle light middle eye middle eye yes yes yes keep going mouth shoot him in the mouth shoot shoot in the mouth shoot him in the [ __ ] mouth shoot him in the pile [Music] oh my god i this is going to be the worst stream i've ever done looks like you saved me again i did i saved you i remember now you were at the party i think you're the youngest couple there weren't you what you were with the girl in the dark blue dress what that girl you were with what was her name santa claus melissa no no wrong name that wasn't her name obama obama i'm talking about your girlfriend obama obama brianna no no wrong name she was really pretty she's very polite what is her name [Laughter] yogurt heather no no wrong name samoa joe wendy no no wrong name ronald mcdonald ronald mcdonald monkey tina no no wrong name it was three syllables three syllables [Music] rosie palms and her five sisters wrong that's my name why do you know it but that's not it it was three years i saw you together at the party having a good time it was three syllables jeff keely [Laughter] that can't be true it was three syllables she was very polite what is her name jeff bezos lisa no no wrong name it was three cylinders call me why so oh right naomi was her name and she's you lost her [Laughter] remember how i managed to get out of the restaurant i'm worried about her she may be in need of help this tree sucks oh my god can i ask for your help before escaping from the station hotel there's something that i have to find can you help me out as an operator like the way you did before in return i'll find you naomi along the way so it's a deal i can count on your health i'll do it but for for 10 friendship coins yes you can call me rio okay okay glad to meet you operator okay are you ready why why am i like under the giant heights i guess there's no need for formal introductions [Music] i won't fail in my search all right let's go save the day all right listen operator let's choose a password for ourselves oh you don't know very much about this hotel do you um no there's lots of things that'll confuse you while we're searching like what should we be doing for instance so in a situation like that let's see say consultation if you say that i'll explain things to you okay try saying the word consultation say it please consultation yep a consultation we have to go search the station hotel thoroughly after this we'll have to go everywhere [Laughter] but if your instructions are hard to understand i'll get confused for instance if you were to say go over there i'd be like which way is there i'll be looking to go somewhere crazy for example in this room there are places like the lockers and the table um you know how you can display maps in the monitor room um directly where you want to go by the name on the map okay vending machine say okay no if you want to tell me where to go use the name shown on the map okay go to the vending machines and pop pop pepsi exactly if it was this room that would be the name do you get it totally i'm on point i'm asking the questions now oh really now you're [ __ ] you're arguing with me if you're gonna tell me where to go i want you to use the name that's on the map got it okay but no no [ __ ] lip okay if you want to tell me where to go okay hang on okay how the [ __ ] do i hey i'm asking the questions now okay okay when you're instructing me on where to go you have to i'm asking the questions now okay when you're instructing me i'm going to get up the map to use the right words okay i'm asking the questions dude how do you get the map up i'm asking the questions now when you're instructing me on where to go you have to use the right words okay i'm asking the question go over there exactly if it was this room that would be the name do you get it uh yeah sure okay the map that you just saw you can access and display it on your monitor right if there's anything else you don't understand check the keyword list uh-huh that list records keywords and phrases that are extracted from our dialogue okay so either like yellow letter to like open them out manual okay of course there are plenty of words that aren't on the list okay okay what should i do bark like a dog little dog arf or big dog jump in the jump in the air lock and die went yes by the desks okay uh get the thing huh get get the the bible get the bible huh the green goddamn book the [ __ ] green book are you talking about this yeah yeah that that one i didn't understand that get the goddamn notebook huh the [ __ ] notebook i only intend to take things i really need the notebook what should i move the notebook the notebook so i should run okay no no get the [ __ ] book yes oh my god no no no lady lady i forget what your [ __ ] name is but becky get the [ __ ] back on the table get the notebook get the notebook yep yep that's right that now was that so [ __ ] hard yes go to the [ __ ] table go to the table go to the table go to the table the table okay browse the magazine by the desks okay yes grab the notebook what should i move get the notebook huh do what with what get the notebook huh get the notebook leave the room no okay no no yep back yes [Music] operator look emergency shutters have been activated all over the place it doesn't look like we'll be able to go on a casual tour of the station first there's something i'd like you to confirm say please forget that analyze this first please i don't know you [ __ ] [ __ ] forget that analyze this first please you didn't get the [ __ ] book and now you're giving me [ __ ] you want you want to stand there and have the courtesy you want to have the the cojones to talk [ __ ] lip back to me forget that analyze this first please lady you're gonna make my [ __ ] fall off in anger forget that analyze this first please are we gonna [ __ ] argue for the entirety on the [ __ ] stream forget that analyze this first please give me the [ __ ] video disc forget that analyze this first please oh okay the government has been promising economic relief since the 20th century i'm sweating i'm so angry interviewing prime minister takayama her name is helen johnson mr prime minister she's a big wig announcer for a major tv network i need to find her and speak with her she has information that can help me i haven't found a single lead since the chaos started i'll have to check rooms one by one helen the reporter and you're naomi let's work together and find them okay how about some guidance where should i start searching take the [ __ ] wig off i see you're balding okay i'll walk [Music] okay shoot him in the head shoot in the head keep shooting shoot in the head shoot shoot the enemy in the head aim to the enemy shoot in the head shoot him in the head shoot him in the head aim at the enemy shoot him oh god no okay turn around turn around turn around shoot shoot enemy two second enemy shoot the second enemy in the head shoot him in the head shoot the second enemy in the head shoot enemy one in the head enemy one in the head shoot shoot shoot him in the head shoot him in the head eu aim shoot him in the head shoot him in the head oh my god enemy two shoot him in the head enemy two shoot in the head shoot him in the head shoot him in the head oh my god shoot him in the head shoot him in the head you gotta shoot him in the head shoot enemy two in the [ __ ] head and pop enemy one in the mouth the worst thing ever my god okay [Music] you and i are gonna we're gonna have major problems you know that's the equipment room okay [Music] you'll be able to control the shutter by inserting the emergency shutter key okay yes if we don't find the shutter key we won't be able to progress right let's go okay okay okay how about you go back to the room guest room one okay okay the guest rooms are locked for security purposes stop stop don't look at me that way so we gotta do this okay here we go thanks all right all right all right all right i think we're getting somewhere here chet [Music] okay so we got emergency table save point bed dresser the bathroom oh no there's no reply so where should i begin checking tell me please go to the bathroom i don't have any more heel capsules i'll have to find some more check the bathroom the bathroom okay oh oh god damn it oh jesus no okay aim at enemy one shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot keep shooting just keep shooting blast shoot stop doing walking shoot shoot shoot in the name of our space lord shoot him in the mouth oh sorry the head shoot him in the head aim for the head head head no it's no good shoot my stomach shoot him stomach and [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] reload reload [ __ ] stomach stomach shoot oh for [ __ ] sake [ __ ] on it [ __ ] on it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] mouth mouth [ __ ] mouth i did it yes you've done it thanks to you we're saved [Music] what you're just a damn waitress it's great what's your name baby it's rio this is albert in the bathroom now my hotel is a freaking mess isn't it my luck to be saved by some waitress isn't this kind of reminder you guys saw the report from health michigan i bet you're some greedy little gold digger looking to hook a big sugar daddy and reel a man wait a minute which ones what george he says he's a guest to the hotel he's stuck what what is going on is that right well that sucks for him doesn't it i i'm i'm loving this gold source my quality on the sky by the way monitor my finger points no trigger discipline there was an explosion then those monsters appeared all over god knows what in the hell they are some alien swarm or still they ain't jack shoot him away with a handgun hey don't don't finger the finger at me jackass he came out of the transportation ministry and i'm screwed if he dies in my hotel sir what do you kiss your mother with that mouth oh problem with it i'm trying to help and you're being a real jerk i mean a jerk save it for someone who cares bimbo oh he's such an arrogant t-shirt that was manager tanaka he's in charge of this hotel what [ __ ] direction he's the one who needs help well anyway i basically said hello and he's like you know it's people like you that make space so horrible to live in it's people like you that make me lose a million dollars a second it's people like you that has sparked me into this bathroom it's people like you that's giving me this space diarrhea it's people like you i'm just like okay goodbye good what just relax okay check the toilet check toilet go to the toilet okay i'll leave no go back no where should i go go on the guest room one guest room one understood i'll go back thank you okay good undo the door lock please all right i got you i got you gotcha oh you're welcome all right go to the bathroom the bathroom okay yes exactly now we're getting somewhere look at this now we're really going somewhere who this how did tanaka manage to hide here brush your teeth that would be dangerous that's not what what shoot the plaque shoot the plaque shoot shoot shoot the bad hygiene the emergency panel no no no no no no go back please stop it stop stop stop stop stop stop it stop stop stop stop stop it stop stop stop no no no no stop it no no stop stop stop stop stop stop no no stop it nope emergency tools are stored in here i'm pretty certain that there's a key for the hallway shutters in here my god that's strange it looks like someone's already taken it must be that guy what else there's nothing else that needs checking head head to the bathroom the bathroom okay then okay now now now she's running for it okay check the sink not in your lifetime what what what's your problem i'll go out into the hallway no no no no no stop it go back go back go back yep go back yep go back yep go back yep go back yep go back yep go back yep are you stupid you dumb yes i'm ruining a circle the dresser okay check the mirror i want to get changed out of this outfit check if vampire check a vampire do what with what the what in the what now hey check check the bag by the bed okay no no no go back go back go back stop little dog arf or big dog you're giving me mental diarrhea my my head is about to [ __ ] the bed okay it's an ordinary bed but with soft springs in it for low gravity use huh i wonder what this is hey a heel capsule there doesn't seem to be anything else jump on the bed the bed okay there doesn't seem to be anything else let's check somewhere else are you doing the explorer the living room okay go back no go to the bathroom the bathroom okay run yes okay see okay examine the sink look at sync it's an ordinary wash stand there's nothing unusual brush teeth brush the moussely out of your disgusting gums get those disgusting onions out of your [ __ ] mouth hole you stink the table okay go back no sorry sorry okay sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry why are you apologizing i i felt bad you don't stink the dresser okay check the baggage buy the bed okay no no no no no no check the luggage yep the luggage the baggage like like you see that to your left isn't the bedroom right here take the suitcase the dresser okay no there doesn't seem to be anything else let's check somewhere else check the mirror the living room okay no no stop i am walking go to the bathroom the bathroom okay stop stop check the mirror the dresser okay check the mirror is my face dirty i'll wash it later later your face isn't dirty but my head right now is a [ __ ] fecal storm i didn't understand that shoot the mirror [Music] now you listen to me salt to shoulder knock on wood i'll go out into the hallway no no no no stop stop stop stop go to the bathroom the bathroom okay okay you stop yes check the mirror the living room okay no hello check the mirror the living room okay no oh my god it's nice for running around the table thanks thank you so much guys we are having communication problems here uh you won the olympics lady you did it the bed okay go to the bathroom the bathroom okay check under the sink under the sink yeah yeah yep okay oh here's the shutter key there we go there we go okay this will let us open that shutter okay awesome okay excellent there drink water drink some water drink water drink some of that h2o the living room okay stop stop it check the suitcase check the suitcase the bathroom okay i'm gonna die shoot the shower kill shower don't worry there are plenty of ways for me to die in here what what is it who is it what take a shower not in your lifetime we have some severe like like major major communication problems soon take a [ __ ] do what with what this is attached to the wall i can't move it get your bowels into the toilet i didn't understand that how about you [ __ ] in the sink it's okay for now if i were to worry about getting my hands dirty we'll never get anywhere oh man conversations everybody conversations head out to i'll go out into the hallway no no stop stop stop stop stop stop yes can you check the mirror can you go left what is it go left i'm listening are you and there's not much i can do about that yes you can go left okay i'll leave stop stop stop yes okay we have we have to where's the button to like check the map i'm gonna okay okay so it's x is it x square triangle r1 battle word keyword go back okay okay here we go what should we do okay where's the uh somebody chat says press m [Music] it's not select either wait a minute to activate the map you gotta go you gotta press start then press square to see the map what okay it's the dresser that's what it is check dresser the dresser okay okay now we're getting somewhere okay check the suitcase are you talking about this czech trunk this is a chip let's take this eat ship it's okay i don't need to sit [ __ ] [ __ ] it's an ordinary chair [Music] is chips dinner it's okay we can leave it open you say chips are considered dinner i'll go out into the hallway stop stop yes check the mirror check drawer the dresser okay dresser yes yes the dresser okay okay look at yourself i didn't understand that check if technology in 2004 was better than 2021 makeup huh and this isn't the time to be doing that shoot the mirror i didn't understand that blast the mirror i checked that earlier it's fine kill the mirror the living room okay stop it stop yes shoot the mirror shoot the trunk what is it who is it the bed okay shoot mirror forget it there's no point in sitting down what you go to sleep well i still have my health go sleep well i still have my health shoot mirror shoot mirror the dresser okay shoot the mirror shoot trunk what the [ __ ] what what is this what the hell is this okay all right well let's let's see if we can find the uh the places for uh the safe spots okay well i think we're done here anyway we've got the little key thing so go out i'll walk no stop stop stop stop yeah stop i am stopped shoot bed the bed okay shoot bed there doesn't seem to be anything else let's check somewhere else shoot bed the bed okay shoot bed there doesn't seem to be anything else okay let's check somewhere else [ __ ] bed forget it there's no point in sitting down okay go out to yes all right all right okay back on this go out okay i'll leave okay go to emergency panel huh the emergency panel that's right excellent earlier there's nothing left i need to check okay let's go somewhere else shutter key the key must be slightly okay with the shutter okay but so so we already have this okay so uh wait wait wait stop stop stop stop stop yep sit down forget it there's no point in sitting down why not just relax you know all right oh say point okay save the game go to save point the save point okay yep okay yep she's understanding it now okay yeah yeah all right look at this look at this we're getting somewhere we're getting somewhere man i mean it's a nightmare but uh [Applause] okay okay this is a very weird like squares it but you know it is what it is have i been playing this for an hour what oh dear god okay well uh well let's let's take the rest here uh shoot table the table okay oh look at this look at this drink coffee do you mean drink the coffee yeah i don't think this is a good time why not drink coffee cup it's a basic coffee cup shoot coffee oops i missed the coffee cup i'll go out into the hallway no no yes no hello go to table the table okay shoot coffee any more would be a waste of bullets shoot coffee any more would be a waste oh that's a wastable take camera what is that instruction i don't know what you mean take camera i can't use it and it's not necessary well how do you know stop arguing we're checking here together aren't we well yeah but you're not doing it check book do what with what you see what else we have here coffee cup okay examine camera i can't use it and it's not necessary but why not check magazine it's okay i don't need to sit check magazine the bedroom okay no no pardon no hello check papers check papers magazine the bathroom okay no no no hello papers please huh go to table the table okay oh my god okay okay what's on the table the table is here i see check table there's nothing that catches my eye guess not i mean there's something else there but check paper are you talking about this yes yes czech pamphlet jsl station hotel it's a pamphlet of this hotel read pamphlet we are a five-star hotel serving only the most distinguished guests we hope you enjoy your stay that's true ordinary people couldn't afford this hotel take off wig i'll go out into the hallway no no no check table okay shoot pamphlet if i were to do that i wouldn't be able to read it again you [ __ ] you you're really trying my patience you know that shoot camera there's no need to wreck it wreck it ralph i didn't understand that okay go out to i'll walk okay it's here now was the what's the shutter key for the emergency panel or was it for that that giant door thing go to hallway okay i'll leave the giant door okay run yes okay here we have an accurate simulation of twitch chat trying to guide a blind streamer i'm getting interference hello lower bitrate what wait i'm hearing another voice stop using skype who is this hello hello can you hear me there's no definitely someone calling for help there's someone else alive out there oh my god let me let me see if i can okay so we gotta every time okay uh i guess we're going to the shutter door that's locked to go left left okay the shutter panel appears to be broken but do not have one can you just use i guess i'll have to turn back oh where should i go fix the shutter thing shutter 10 okay use key the shutter panel appears to be broken okay use key go to shutter seven shutter seven okay okay see okay yeah run yes okay now we're talking huh yep okay we're getting so okay yep yeah yeah yeah okay she did it okay all right all right we're getting somewhere we're getting somewhere hurry up and analyze okay yeah yeah uh okay awesome open yes okay look at this i thought it was a doom doom door sound effect but oh god shoot him on the right eye right eye shoot [ __ ] sick shoot shoot shoot middle eye middle eye body body shoot shoot shoot shoot left eye mouth body red eye red eye red red eye okay okay it's starting to make a little more sense now it's like vats except not good okay we're getting somewhere man we're getting somewhere now okay so now let's go to guest room two guest room two guest room two okay okay run [Applause] sweet jams what's happening all right [Music] it's a it's a liquor guy yeah okay well uh well this ain't good oh okay now we're freely okay oh god leggett come on walk slowly moderate pace jog peacefully meditate do a dancing shutter panel okay oh yeah yeah okay yeah baby relax it's no reason to be upset i can't believe that happened that's that's that's awful guys she's fine okay all right go to the hallway run i am running run faster the dresser no i am running no the hallway i'll hallway out into the hallway yes rod yes yes yes it really is like pac-man too isn't it you know how oh dear god i'm sorry the stream sucks so much i'm getting interference hello operator look look what wait i'm hearing another voice what what is jankier uh definitely this one at least with pac-man too it wasn't fighting my accent okay all right there's definitely someone calling gotcha yeah that's fine that's fine yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go left left okay no no stop stop uh sorry uh my bad why are you apologizing well you know we're friends right the sun sweet okay no hello for [ __ ] sake sweet okay no hello what was that shutter seven shutter seven okay as an irish person i fully understand the difficulty of recognizing voice commands maybe i'll do an irish accent maybe she will understand me better right [Laughter] you should open a shutter for us hurry up and analyze uh okay so we gotta close the door when that thing you know okay gotcha okay here we go again in the right eye blast him in the right eye middle eye my name is phi mcdonald hit him in milai no for [ __ ] sake be blasting me potatoes the left eye the right red eye the red eye ah for [ __ ] sake kitty mini leprechaun hole let's go okay it happy bastard okay uh this worked fine actually all right [Music] somehow irish accent worked better than your own okay okay i'm gonna see if if a shitty swedish accent would work okay here we go go to shooter four shooter four this way says so it says ready to see this cut scene all the time [Music] okay [Music] talk like werner herzog now you see the futility of your actions the hail spawn of uranus is in the space station which is a euphemism for the futility of death that you will receive now at disney world the lonely lady that could not detect the sweetest person's accent could no longer sustain life in the hall of void that is the game lifeline you owe me for this one tactical rule don't aim that at me we've had our differences for jesus okay whoo saved thank you you're [ __ ] welcome huh i thought she'd be like how are you swearing at me um can you hear it i'm deaf somebody's coming i did but i'm back i thought it was like crazy monsters what i gotta tell the others about this right away hey operator look after her okay oh yeah take this it's the voice password for one of the sweets the researcher i met he's hiding in the sun suite i'm gonna keep looking for survivors make your way to the receiving port got it and be extra careful talk to her in a baby voice i have a better idea how about this i just say like completely [ __ ] like gremlin talk and see how she responds is on the other side of that spider monster let's not go back there though anyway we should search every room searching for me and helen the reporter that's our top priority okay you got it i am what is it [Music] [Music] [Music] this is closed too we'll have to find the shutter key if we're going to get into the sun suite [Music] okay yes [Music] thanks what is he saying yes to okay uh oh we got some baja blast on the on the floor where should i start searching instruct me the table okay hello billy head mouth bye you billy bye you billy bye you billy bye you billy number two number two enemy two enemy two behind you biobili number two enemy two behind you shoot ahead mouth stomach stomach head mouth enemy too shoot head and mouth stomach [Applause] you know i'm surprised he doesn't actually require me to say breathe breathe because he's like i'm suffocating breathe oxygen breathe oxygen the table okay could you really do that yes so i should run okay shoot corpse shoot corpse [Music] eat corpses stop being possessed by the devil the bed okay no okay call for pizza pizza pizza pie big pizza pilly's big pizza you mean sleep how am i supposed to sleep under these circumstances pizza time big sleep sir we don't have the time for a nap yes we do okay hide under bed jump on bed there's nothing on the bed itself prank call do what with what prank call earth but i'm too mad so i should run okay tilly tips [Music] go to table the table okay okay examine table what is that instruction i don't know like a table it's just a table yeah look on table okay it wasn't exactly but i must have done this check for money on corpse this person i saw her at the party she was very beautiful check if they have space dollars on corpses shoot corpses could you really do that shoot a dead person yeah zombie uh check magazine are you talking about this yep i am and what is it it's a catalog okay check catalogue it's a vulnerable town's catalog familiar to you no the brand is more popular with rich women read do what with what well you tell me read the catalog in it's a vulnerable town's catalogue read porno do what with what drink coffee shoot coffee well now you're being sarcastic shoot cantaloupe if i shot it i wouldn't be able to check it anymore oh yeah we're just gonna do it okay oh god okay uh oh check the bathroom the bathroom okay run run yes okay check sink the wash stand there's nothing inside it what else there's nothing else that needs checking take sex lube the living room okay stop it yes check toilet to table okay [Laughter] [Music] give us that in the middle i mean it's like take catalog i wouldn't mind checking it out later but that's not the time all right go to the bathroom the bathroom okay yeah run run i am running funny shoot mirror wash your stinky hands my hands aren't dirty yes they are yes they are they're absolutely dirty okay just shoot the [ __ ] mirror but not the coffee all right take perfume what is that instruction i don't know what you mean okay well i'm having a lot of problems see what it is take bottle the table okay no no no no no no no go back back back bathroom bathroom sniff cologne are you talking about this sniff call him are you talking about this examine call him i'll go out into the hallway no i'll go back to the bathroom the bathroom okay okay take makeup it's not necessary i don't know i don't know shoot makeup harden you've got to be kidding that would be such a waste let's not i mean one second it's no second no i need it okay shoot shower water might spray everywhere i'll pass but the [ __ ] glass they can like slash you up that's fine i shot the last one okay go to save point the save point okay run i am running is that a run i mean look at it okay let's save the game quickly here this this has been a frustrating frustrating experience for you guys probably but you know what it's been pretty fun though can i shoot this a point shoot save point the save point okay no no no no no no no no no no no no okay i deserve that that's fine that's fine yes yes yes yes don't worry about it don't worry about it okay it's fine i'm gonna cancel yes don't know what's more frustrating uh navigating the game or navigating the save menu yes okay okay sorry it's like square to confirm instead of circle which is weird you know how okay uh is there anything else i need in here i wonder well let's double check here's the say point living area bed table dresser maybe check the dresser check the dresser the dress faster pokey okay faster what okay well moderate pace i guess there's a heel capsule awesome what is that yogurt use heel capsule heel capsule what is that instruction i don't know what you mean use the heel yogurt the table okay no no check mirror recorder dresser the dresser okay yes yes yes shoot mirror [Music] there might be water everywhere okay examine dresser what is that instruction i don't know what you mean um get makeup the table okay no no no no no no no no no no no no no gold dresser the dresser okay oh my god is it a bag a salmon bag uh i don't want it it's not necessary what what just why is she arguing it's like the strangest thing ever it's like super duper mario it's you're playing the game suddenly no i don't want to jump excuse me no i do not want mario we gotta finish no marigold no jumping is not necessary goodbye which one should i check look at the bag it's already open isn't it inside it's empty okay cake bag uh i don't want it it's not necessary use bag as weapon now by the bed okay okay run yes okay uh but what would that be what would the correct terminology be check bed drawer shoot dress pardon you've got to be kidding there'll be some waste that's not yeah yeah but blowing up the mirrors is fine take dress uh i don't want it it's not necessary okay well we can't look like princess peach in this game examine the night's table the lamp is already on uh searched the night dresser the dresser okay no no hello check nightstand why are you apologizing you want me to apologize check the nightstand the night stand the bed okay yes yes yes yes yes yes yes the nightstand it's an ordinary nightstand okay good good good good good good what's the chip doing here okay yeah look at this we're getting somewhere okay yes okay yeah yeah yeah yeah what's that on the left is that open box i'll walk no no stop stop yes the living room okay why why are you like this why do you do this to me do you hate me why are you running in the circle for huh the dresser okay [ __ ] sake what is your major malfunction check the nightstand are you talking about this no no no no check the box by the bed it was empty inside okay are you talking about your head what should i check check for brain do what with what check for iq do what with what no thoughts only lifeline i didn't understand that yeah no kidding do what with what for [ __ ] sake hey well give me proper instructions [Music] this is [ __ ] [Music] activate neuron the living room okay stop yes check the bed the bed okay okay what check to the left of the bed we don't have the time for a nap okay guys what the hell would that be what what would that box be what check alarm clock kit are you talking about this yes yes yes man oh check the safe it's something that the hotel loans to the guests okay it has a combination lock on it i wonder what's been placed inside here do not make me say it do not make me say it i can't undo this lock can't you open it on your side okay right right right god i i thought it was like one five eight seven seven six five eight two three three five five two i didn't understand that could you repeat that one five okay number lock system all right here we go i'm ready open it please all right yep oh oh oh okay uh wait a minute one two three four it's not opening the password must be wrong open safe the safe i don't know what you're saying what what are you talking about what are you talking about okay here we go again okay okay okay open it please okay [Music] am i really gonna do that joke no okay okay apparently you can use the key on the lock wait a minute wait a minute i have an idea i have an idea examine key look at key it needs a number code people who use a simple number like their birthday i bet give me a hint wasn't i supposed to open the safe first give me a better hint isn't the bedroom right here not that kind of hint i didn't understand that okay apparently chad has the code open safe i can't open it unless the lock is disengaged disengage lock disengage lock i'll go back for now check safer look at safer the bed okay okay okay faster the dresser no okay check safer what should i check check the safe buy the bed okay ron ron yes okay here we go so it's 20 21 apparently so uh i'm ready open it please i'm ready to chief okay yeah okay 20 21 apparently okay it opened oh it's a shutter key of all the strange places to find it okay oh the okay so the roman numerals on the on the perfume or whatever the okay i see okay well uh i expect the game to all right well whatever all right uh go to hallway i'll go out into the hallway run run yes okay it's also on the dress ah okay they really knew okay uh-oh hello hello naomi operator that voice it had to be naomi she's calling for help somewhere hurry we've gotta find her go to shutter four shutter four okay if you open the shutter now the spider would get me it would be funny let's figure a way out of here first casino milk the spider [Music] [Music] did you drink spider milk huh spit that out forget it there's no vomit vomit now [Music] [Laughter] fart yes all right okay all right [Music] um okay all right well we're heading to uh we weren't in guest room three so uh good guest room three guest room one okay forget it there's no point in sitting down guest room 3 please yes i am running what is it guest room 3 please yes i am running what are you doing i am running what are you doing what are you doing i am running what are you doing what are you doing in the name of the land you go back go to guest room three go to guest room 3 guest room 3 okay oh my god okay [Music] run a little faster please yes it's all right now undo the door lock please say please let's figure a way out of here first casanova say please kermit thanks you're welcome okay oh boy here we go look behind you look at enemy two shoot in the head mouth stomach start the stomach shoot shoot shoot the head the head head [Music] [Music] okay let's check the map here all right uh check the table forget it there's no point in sitting down check the [ __ ] poop table now please yes i'm gonna have a heart attack i'm gonna have a coronary go to the table yes go to table i am stopped let's go to the table this is the living room go to the table the bed okay go to the table go to the table the bed head mouth stomach stomach stomach stomach mouth okay okay here we go head stomach stomach stomach stomach [Music] okay mouth head head you got something in your head mouth mountain malta okay let's move on my god all right this person's dead hey wait isn't that that [ __ ] from the first bathroom or whatever okay let's see here uh check the bad the bed okay there's nothing here let's check elsewhere shoot space mirror okay if i'm gonna damn like no no put the gun down okay she's all right i don't know what she's doing but uh rotten yes all right do i dance you're doing great you're amazing the bathroom okay holy [ __ ] there's nothing here shoot the mirror elsewhere shoot the mirror check the bed okay okay i think we're done with checking this place don't you check the corpse look at corpses corpse corpse corpse okay i'll leave wow look at body i am walking what well she got the right ideas like body okay i guess i'll leave guest room three understood i'll go back please how am i going hard yeah yeah yeah yeah thanks [Music] something this game is something else examined chicken get chicken okay i'll leave no yes no no hello look at table the bed okay no table the table okay it's unbelievable okay here we go here we go we're eating the aliens all right eat chicken do what with what look at chicken are you talking about this meal examine meal what this half-eaten meal you must be joking didn't your mother tell you to never waste food that's not you might but it might just you know getcha drink wine come on polite about it i might have taken a sip oh okay please please could you take a little bit of wine i am so grateful that you're totally understanding what i'm saying i would like if you could kindly kindly take a little sip i would appreciate it m'lady the wine i don't know what you mean cut the [ __ ] wine the wine there's no need to take that along shoot the wine so i should run okay no no drink the champagne what was that drink the champagne drink the liquor i don't have any more heel capsules i'll have to drink some the kool-aid okay i'll leave no eat meal yes look a table the table okay eat meal i don't want to eat this eat it and put a youtube prank for it too i'll go out into the hallway no no do what youtube challenge you what was that look a table the table okay engage mukbang okay what else do we have that's the wine look at champagne the champagne is also made by jsl naturally that's awful that naturally it's awful shoot champagne the champagne it's terrible but there's no need to go that far yeah but you'll destroy every [ __ ] mirror you see though okay eat slug i don't want to eat this oh come on come on okay so there's nothing but can you get wine the wine there's no need to take that along why not i mean it's picky man picky okay take champagne champagne there's no need to take that my friend said how am i supposed to understand that i have friends the frozen bees this is the living room so i should run well you know my last role was unicorn the unicron for transformers i am running i am running i think we're done with checking this place [Laughter] [ __ ] okay um okay uh well eat makeup check dresser the dresser okay okay okay look at corpse this guy here i'm certain he's the son of jsl's chairman i wouldn't want to break this news to the manager um okay uh get medicinal juice what is that instruction i mean get get get the golgurt uh i forgot the name get the thing by the bed okay no no no no no get get healing juice get get the the the [ __ ] you know the living room no go to the dresser the dresser yes okay the bed okay no dresser the bed okay dresser i think we're done with checking this place dresser dresser dresser the dresser dresser the dresser get the healing healing get the healing how am i supposed to understand that get that heel capsule heel capsule i don't see any check on the knees for dresser under the dresser it's a heel capsule dora the goddamn explorer all right look in the mirror how am i supposed to understand that shoot that mirror how am i supposed to understand that shoot the mirror what should i move shoot the mirror shoot the mirror what should i move shoot the mirror it's okay i don't need to sit okay check box you can be wealthy but that's meaningless if you're dead grow a brain cell i'll go out into the hallway no no no check the box at the dresser the dresser okay yes open the box so i should run okay no no go to the dresser go dresser okay open jewelry box this is a standard feature of the hotel there's nothing strange about it look at jewelry box the corpse it looks too heavy i can't look at box this is a standard feature of the hotel there's nothing strange about it open tiny chest open lock box this is a standard feature of the hotel there's nothing strange about it open the dresser the dresser is right here open cigar box oh cool a chip smash cranium into floor until the strawberry jam seeps out in reaction to how incredibly stupid you are thanks okay shoot mirror [Music] farts gigante fart you can be wealthy but that's meaningless if you're dead damn that's deep i don't intend to take anything except what i need go to say point the save point okay run run yes dear god okay do you guys want me to finish the entire game i don't know how long this is but it's gonna probably be like 25 parts you know [ __ ] all right now go back to that hallway see ya okay i'll leave now you better run okay cajun style okay [Music] where should i go what the [ __ ] [Music] down down the swamp you're gonna get some gumbo by the on dewey and then you're gonna go down you're gonna get down [ __ ] alligator you gonna get to the moses the name of moses you're gonna go and eat your waiting groceries you're here move what exactly what are you a cow now controlling the door panels is your responsibility operator leave what am i supposed to break [Applause] wind what am i supposed to break wind move okay okay um can we go to the shutter three now i think we can go to shutter three shutter three okay you better run through that shuttle sweet yes this will open that shutter okay hurry up and analyze all right here we go oh now you better ruin the right eye you go to go down on that middle left middle leg tony hawk middle eye the right eye the right eye [Music] the left eye the left eye the left eye and the right eye and the left hand and the right eye [Music] [Music] on their left eye the underwear the right eye shoot left eye left eye right eye red eye celebrate that was pretty tough [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] sake okay uh we're heading there next okay this game is like a gem it's so unique i mean it's it's i want to call it bad it's super ambitious but at the same time it's you know password in this case i guess it's me okay let me see even the very shadow that you cast in sunlight authentication is successful but what are we eating haikus now to open doors what the groom that must be you is that me facade version 0.5 okay what's this test hello but apparently you do not have the second portion of the voice key access denied what in order to undo the lock to the sun suite i guess we need another piece of the voice password okay well maybe i can just you know hang on wait wait wait wait oh uh sun suite this lock can't be disengaged until we get the other voice password okay so okay well uh let's see what could that be then okay should n now i can't get the map open for some reason okay uh go right right okay okay no no no no no my right why the [ __ ] am i arguing with this game like it can actually hear me guest room two okay no no no go back yep nope yes [Music] yeah i like that okay for some reason i can't get the map up now okay so normal words okay i just press start from before and like they'll lose the map what happened map stock oh exit doing that it's not going to accomplish anything go back understood i'll go back where should i go map map open map open map okay is the controller broken like like here is the map wait a minute it's l1 wasn't that before well okay well i guess i'm wrong all right um so we've been to guest room four right that's like the first thing we did um we'll go maybe going to the infirmary or the equipment room um hey why not uh shutter 2 oh god all right well i think we're getting somewhere at least live let's find a shutter key okay so we gotta find where the sun suite is but haven't i been everywhere though okay sorry i thought like pressing on the on the start thing activated but it isn't um sunsweet shutter three um geez i don't know uh suggestions guys try i guess rev i haven't been in guest room for though huh operator what should i do i didn't uh what was shutter four that's where the giant spider is so uh we're not gonna go there uh security room uh we haven't been to the security room no no no no no go to shutter nine shutter nine run yes okay yeah i didn't go to secure the room fully yeah sing a song i am running rap i am running oh yeah this is broken right and the only way back where should i go i mean if we go to shutter seven go to shutter seven shutter seven okay run yes okay okay i probably should save the game too huh dude that run is like it's like morrowind running you know who who who was it guest room for really okay go to guest room four guest room four okay see there's a layer to this so guess what i'm telling her things and you guys are telling me things you know it's like meta sims you know i keep saying like a run quicker but she's doing that at the moment so i gave him a telephone undo the door lock please yeah yeah yeah yeah i thought i thought this would be started but i guess not all right here we go let me guess i think he's going to drop down and she's going to go oh well front limb eye tongue inner mouth body body mouth hind limb front limb body body [Music] i okay enemy two look at enemy two enemy two enemy two mouth mouth mouth head stomach off for [ __ ] sake okay enemy three i i ice [Music] i healing blast thunderblade vomit blast enemy one enemy one enemy one number one okay [Music] okay open up open up [ __ ] sake shoot shoot shout out shoot body tongue body body body front limb behind limb tongue inner mouth inner mouth inner mouth in the mouth in an outfit okay inner mouth tongue body hind limb hind limb tongue body [ __ ] inner mouth inner mouth tongue use healing healing use healing body [Music] body inner mouth i'm dead okay that is that is dear god man you are dead not big surprise okay let's try that again all right gotta shoot it i when it rails up that's what i'm trying to i was like like i i and it's like they're not doing it so i i [ __ ] oh no where was this uh oh no i think we're fine joel try using english next time all right hallway aye captain okay i'll leave are you ready kids are you ready kids [Music] where should i go i can't hear you [Music] yes okay thank god i saved there this will open that shutter okay yeah yeah yeah yeah get sassy with me you know okay let's see this one is easy this one i know how to do right eye middle eye body right eye right eye right eye right eye left eye left eye left eye right red eye red eye red eye red eye okay okay there we go isn't that isn't that the alaskan bull worm so that's the sun suite joel say action object like go to table or shoot i instead of just i when she starts floundering maybe okay honeyboot mode it must be the one that gino gave us earlier okay all right okay i think i know the password this time around guys though let me see all right i think i know this one very shadow that you cast in sunlight that's me okay [Music] lock to the sun suite i guess we need another piece of the voice password this is me homunculus yeah it's pre-recorded stream uh let's see here uh guess room four guest room four run run run run yes rud i am running red red yes red i am running please [Music] [Music] guest room 4 or else i'll [ __ ] the world yes guest room 4 guest room i am running guest room 4 guest room 4. i am running guest room 4. guest room 4 guest room 4. what is it guest room four yes kiss room four please okay i got it yes guest room 4 please go to guest room 4. go to guest room 4 go to guest room 4 now yep go to guest room 4. yes guess room 4 please go to guest room four let's go to guest room four go to guest room four what is it go to guest room four guest room four yes go to guest room four go for a guest [Music] i'm fine i'm fine go to guest room 4. [Music] that's right if you dust this on that run i am walking i want to put laxative in your coffee [Music] yes my god thanks okay he responds to threats pretty good [Laughter] all right here we go again here we go again boys all right shoot body shoot body shoot tongue shoot in her mouth shoot hind limb shoot mouth shoot eye shoot eye mouth mouth mouth inner mouth inner mouth enemy two enemy two enemy two mouth head head [ __ ] now mouth head head head head head head head now stomach stomach okay body tongue tongue okay get him out enemy two enemy three enemy three m3 i should i should i should i enemy one enemy one enemy one enemy one look at enemy one okay okay it's gonna come it's gonna come wait wait wait wait wait wait wait where's my aim shoot the eye all right [ __ ] your tongue shoot in her mouth [Music] dodge dodge dodge yes okay okay now she's doing okay so wait for it wait for it should i oh [ __ ] okay okay shoot tongue shoot on shoot tongue wait for it no no no no enemy three okay wait wait do nothing do nothing let's do nothing what should i do should okay just wait let's wait buy it okay dodge [Music] i hope she burns in hell you know i hope me fisto in hell is like using a trident and using her like spaghetti you know the deepest pits of hell you know [Music] okay okay joel is entirely your fault yes i know oh god don't shoot don't say shoot the body part just say the body part okay i was doing that but i just not okay oh okay here we go hallway hallway okay i'll leave okay hallway okay open door yes nope oh wait hallway i am stopped hallway hallway okay i'll leave i'm sweating i'm actually sweating speak softly to a nice place and too late okay here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna i'm gonna talk like an american and i'm gonna be talking calmly and i'll only say the body parts and i'll use my credit card go to guest room 4 guest room 4 yes run yes [Music] he's talking like jimin neutron's dab i don't know what he sounds like but sure okay here we go he sounds just like that okay right eye middle eye left eye right eye guest room 4. so that's the sun suite it works works really well made for american dads okay i just gotta talk like an [ __ ] the entire time all right it must be the one that gino gave us earlier in this case i guess it's me okay let me see even the very shadow that you cast in sunlight no no it's not guess the song it's me trying to skip through this guys that must be okay i've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and i'm all out of ass [ __ ] apparently you do not have the second portion of the voice [Music] guys i kind of want to go save now because i feel like that fight might [ __ ] me up but i'll do my best as demon neutrons dead apparently okay uh let's see here uh guest room three please guest room three okay guest room three please yes run yes run for your life they're going to decapitate you shudder too okay no i'm just making a joke or am i guest room three guest room three okay run yes undo the door lock please oh dear god thanks just use a sound board theoretically i could actually i have a [ __ ] idea what [ __ ] they do test test test hello okay i don't know if this is gonna work but here goes [ __ ] nothing so uh why not operator what should i do save point the save point okay yes save the goddamn game okay well well wow this is going places okay um yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay yeah there we go yeah okay now we're saving now it's gonna be great in fact she'll probably hear me even better with the cornflakes mic you know all right here we go all right go to the hallway okay wrong yes do you believe in love after blow do you believe do you please uh guest room 4 please guest room 4 yes run [ __ ] sake i why why is this working better huh for [ __ ] sake here's the thing though i would still sound like an [ __ ] doing the uh the eye and the tongue thing so you know it's going to be fine it's going to be fine all right yeah open it open it up open it up okay here we go now trust me trust me i'm gonna talk like a complete dick and it's gonna be great ask her to be your girlfriend what the [ __ ] okay here we go front limb ball talk talk tongue enemy two enemy two enemy two look at enemy two mouth head stomach stomach mouth head head mouth mouth stomach [Music] stomach stomach head head head head head front limb enemy trail head held enemy two enemy two enemy two enemy two number two head hairs reload head head head head head back off head head head head head stomach stomach stomach stomach stomach enemy 1 enemy 1 enemy 1 [Music] body body body enemy 2 enemy 2 enemy two enemy two enemy two enemy two enemy one i i i i talked smear [Music] it's great it's awesome okay all right okay now now now no for the corn flakes we're gonna we're gonna do this with gym and neutron with this microphone instead you know okay okay here we go uh hallway okay i'll leave run run yes okay his name is hugh okay this is a hardcore friday it's not a hawker friday but it might as well be okay guest room four guest room four yes run yes okay look look play samus a full play through this joel i don't know if i i don't know if i can take it i don't know if i can take it you know all right there we go look there we go see if this this is the time i do it can i do it this time that's the question [Laughter] and the bets say no okay here we go here we go okay and body body body front limb high limb inner mouth enemy three enemy three mouth head stomach stomach enemy three enemy three enemy three enemy three died [Music] bars enemy one enemy one one one enemy one eye tongue tongue tongue what am i doing wrong honestly what am i doing wrong what what am i doing wrong like seriously what's going on stop doing the funny voice okay okay same number instead of enemy okay okay yeah okay so apparently this this is this is the number you gotta say okay okay here we go okay here we go okay here we go here we go ready i'm ready i'm ready put me in chief what okay it's not working with the okay there we go [Music] [Music] i [Music] what should i do okay here we go here we go tongue eye tongue okay now this to be perfect to sleep here i'm really trying to do this but she she's she's being mighty funny she's being mighty funny here okay i think kermit is the only way that is the only way of doing this okay okay what should i do okay here we go here we go okay okay say shoot well apparently i was doing it wrong chad said earlier that don't say shoot you know stop you gotta say shoot now don't say shoot okay you gotta speak slow okay okay i'll do it really slowly okay i lose really slowly maybe that'll help shoot tongue okay oh we got it okay okay okay we got it we got it shoot tongue okay we got it we got it chutong [Music] shoot i shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot reload reload reload shoot i can't do it should i [Music] shoot shoot [Laughter] look at enemy one enemy one enemy one shoot tongue shoot tongue it's like fallout it's like a [ __ ] aim 99 chance of hitting still doesn't work [Laughter] i'm so close too okay okay here we go okay here we go i know it's like super frustrating to watch but i'm trying my best okay [ __ ] tongue shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoe tongue tongue tongue aim a tongue tongue tongue aim tongue aim tongue shoot i i shoot shoot i i shoot i i i i aim at i tongue tongue shoot shoot tongue reload shoe tongue shoot tongue shoot shoot shoot oh no uh i accidentally yanked out the usb cable to this and i think the game crashed oh that's not good lice no literally that happened uh i guess we'll have to do it again ooh [ __ ] well good thing i saved i guess but oh that's rough oh man uncrashed game uncrashed game okay guys okay let's settle this i know i kind of panicking in combat but like are we on the same page on the frustration here because i feel like usually it's like me [ __ ] up and you guys are like also saying like joel you're not playing the game right but i honestly feel like i don't want to blame the game for this but i feel like i want to yank out my [ __ ] hair like you know you say body part then shoot yeah dude surprise you gotta admit you gotta admit you gotta give it to me when i say like i she's not [ __ ] doing it you know it's like like aim at eye no i know shoot i know it's like i sometimes i is activated and like shoot i can't do anything like you know like there's something going on here and i feel like i'm going [ __ ] nuts but but like i i i know like i must be [ __ ] up somehow but but what the [ __ ] you know it's like terrible directions you know you know did you try saying please i'll do that next time like please shoot please she she's just pissed that i'm being rude to her you know all right try that again oh my god i would shoot if you were a little nicer placer okay try using english this time okay okay we're back we're back sorry about that i i did not intend on yacking out the the usb thing i hope it works now as well you know it's always a nightmare when you're doing this i will 100 attest that this game is bs i cannot blame you at all for it not with this game this game is just terrible i don't think this game is terrible but it's it's very ambitious for its time uh i would honestly say this this game if it was done now would probably be way [ __ ] better you know like the game cost is actually really cool um i just wish it worked a little tighter uh you know because i think the technology nowadays would have been better uh but i have like a better idea how about this like okay how about this how about you take this game concept right but you can make it online and on like a website so like you'll have like a game where you're telling commands on this website except the character doesn't do what you want to say and he kept arguing with you that'd be terrible go to hallway okay i'll yes where should i go okay go to sunsweet the sun sweet okay run run yes that joke went over a few heads yeah i saw that okay oh no stop all the streamers that have streamed this i i'm i know i'm not the only one who's never streamed this game but did they have similar problems in the combat too because i feel like one of those like instances where i'm like i'm just [ __ ] sucking at it okay all right there we go absolutely all the people are doing it oh germa played this did he beat it universal problems okay okay it is not completely your fault take it as a 50 50. all right all right round three okay front limit shoot shoot shoot body shoot shoot shoot back often back off back off enemy two enemy two mouth body stomach stomach shoot shoot [Music] okay guys i got i gotta i gotta add so this is better uh there's something about that it needs to be a little better for me to like completely get into this [Music] yes [Music] [Applause] okay that was the bats experience everybody holy [ __ ] that was way harder than the chat abandoned okay oh they're gone ah go ahead okay let's see here uh oh there's no save point on this going bathroom the bathroom okay now watch that like a big like uh booger jump down and immediately kill me let's look elsewhere shoot mirror okay now okay go to save point the save point okay run yes [Laughter] they should like they should like you know what they should do they should they should make an anger machine okay hear me out they're gonna they should make an anger machine and they should just put a colander on my head with two cables i go right and they should just have me play this game and i could probably like power an entire city through my sheer anger body tongue i i i [Laughter] shoot shoot that's [ __ ] ridiculous okay okay like in the matrix [Laughter] okay monster inc twitch edition yeah sure okay here we go um let's see here uh go to table see if i can find my okay audio password okay see here was that a napkin what's that look at napkin it's an ordinary chair tissue box tissue box it looks like a tornado hit this place tornado twisted by the bed okay okay so this is from a walk through way before you think the enemy might strike hold a circle say dodge and keep holding down circle then wait don't what there doesn't seem to be anything else okay we've got one of those at least when it's resident evil village soon soon we'll stop playing this uh in a little while i just want to clear the area first okay look at table the table okay okay uh look at map what should i check is a map what is that look at cloth it looks like a tornado hit this place uh it's a charity incentive you have to finish it i didn't know i didn't know we had official rules on this but all right okay look at thing it's for projecting images on okay good to know that that worked um uh okay did y'all finish the fight i finished this fight okay shoot screen putting a hole through it will make it useless why it can be like shadow puppets and stuff you know huh okay so what the hell is that open boxing i'll go out into the hallway no no no no you're not gonna do that no no no huh look at table look at table the table okay projector use projector if you could turn the power on i think it would be somewhat useful okay okay okay is that a battery what is that like i wish there was a way of like knowing what it is it's like a guessing game until you uh you know find out what it is uh eat table what is that instruction look at blueprint it's the hotel blueprints yeah there we go this guest must have been on staff okay and theoretically implants take blueprint we don't really need this what do you mean you don't need this okay dear god y'all please don't substitute this for resident evil no we'll do resident evil here shortly you know inspect blue printer this i don't know what you mean look at blueprint seeing this i'm reminded that ordinary people made this remarkable hotel okay you say the same thing about this game as well it's remarkable that normal normal ordinary people could make this okay uh john am i going to finish this game another stream yeah yeah for sure uh like we all have been streaming this for like three hours and i don't know if i can like take more or i don't know if you guys can take more of this because it's just me screaming at the screen talk you know uh all right you're awfully slow with instructions i was talking what should i check check your green thingy do what with what what green thing do what with what green box i'll walk no no hello hello is it a book here what was that look at table table table table the table okay yeah yeah check magazine by the bed okay no no no no no no no no stop stop stop stop table table table here at the table table okay on the table [Music] let's do what's happening yeah yeah uh i have a limited selection tonight but uh i think you guys will enjoy them okay look at book what should i check uh look at green book here the living room okay no no table the table okay okay are you guys sure that's a book kit look at newspaper i'll go out into the hallway no no i am walking ah stop it the bed okay stop look at table the table okay table the table okay okay what what is that look at pamphlet the pamphlet the save point okay [Laughter] stop paint paint look at table the table okay [Laughter] look at envelope i'll go out into the hallway no stop it the bed okay look at tables look at the table stay out of here first casanova what look at the table the table okay rotten yes somebody said chad is saying i should just say look at green papers tear it i don't want to add to the mess what green paper sir are you talking about this examine questionnaire a questionnaire we don't need this either twist your whole head off i'll go out into the hallway drawer the dresser okay ron yes look at box i'll go out into the hallway no no look at dresser the dresser okay shoot mirror [Music] you can hear saturday fleeting in real time okay okay look at cigar box i'll go out into the hallway no no the dresser the dresser yes the dresser yes so i should run okay no no the dresser the dress the bed okay the dressers the dresser dressing dressing i'm listening dressing the bathroom okay no [Laughter] look at letter the living area okay no the dress i am listening it's the bed hey well give me proper instruction where the [ __ ] dresser the bathroom okay no the there is the bed okay no the dresser i think we're done dresser read letter are you talking about this read the invitation jsl in partnership with the government of japan is proud to announce the completion of our space station hotel the categories game to commemorate the grand opening this is the nightmare it's a nightmare i hope you will join us in this celebration signed manager tanaka take invitation it's an invitation to that party what a better souvenir get hearing aid the mirror i can't do that use q-tip in ear the mirror's already broken clean not wax from here how am i supposed to understand that uncle and clog [ __ ] the ears you guys waxed in your ears you can't hear [ __ ] lady [Music] [Laughter] chill out it's okay i don't need to sit go to the [ __ ] hallway [Laughter] yeah no no oh my god where should i go the sudden sweet the sunsweet fast i am listening if we don't get one more voice password we can't get into the sun suite where should i start looking well i thought that was the i thought that was the password man is it not uh we got one i got one other two but okay um what did i miss what did i miss though uh what if i can do this hang on uh he'll capture instructions how dare you okay hang on items item b cheap no uh they missed the projector projector okay guest room four guest room four okay cry yes uh it's not at the back yes i saw a category game but i don't know what to do with it turn on the power to have the projector running okay try this again thanks boom what if you tell her you love her that would be the biggest lie on the planet earth today i love you can you at least try to be serious [Laughter] shut up shut up shut up [ __ ] sake okay go to dresser oh god okay look at the back of invitation card the other side of the invitation okay that was easy this piece of paper oh my god it says categories game on it okay what's that categories game what what what okay uh category game she knows about twitch oh my god okay okay so now we've done that uh um check back hint give me a hint the mirror i can't do that good emergency panel the emergency panel that's right run sprint sprint yes that's a sprint apparently oh the shutter key is broken we can't use this anymore can we take that though let's check somewhere else there's no way okay fix emergency panel the emergency panel okay okay insert foot into the mouth the shutter kick there doesn't appear to be anywhere worth checking shoot shoot emergency panel the emergency panel okay shoot the shutter key is broken there doesn't appear to be anywhere worth checking check bed the bed okay the bed faster pokey the dresser okay no no bad bad bad bad bad check the bed oh my god shake the bed bad by the bed okay okay i think we're done with checking this place okay yeah um so we just gotta turn the power on we gotta turn the power on and uh check under bed check under the bed check under bed the bed okay i think so the telephone don't you check telephone jump out of the [ __ ] space station and die in the vacuum of space i can't do that i guess open door okay i'll leave okay so we might have done it wait wait stop stop stop stop stop yeah i know right sure oh my god okay what about this czech living area the living area okay well let's see if we've missed anything here huh you know look at all that stuff huh look at all this stuff man what is all this hey hey hey hey look at that look at corpse corpse there's nothing like that in here move chair whoa i know i'm looking pretty good but i'm not a superwoman move sofa moving this won't do any good can you give me a different instruction you steel pipe i have a handgun i won't be needing this what take steel pipe moving this won't do any good can you give me a different instruction go behind chair behind the chair oh this person's dead oh he was hiding here in hopes of finding protection whoa whoa voice password now we can get into the sun suite okay let's go conduct funeral for the dead man by the bed okay no no no check living area the living area okay okay the spirits of the dead okay is that a helmet what is that take helmet are you talking about this uh that's a court yeah but what what is that on the boat it's like a bicycle helmet get bicycle helmet i know i checked earlier get blue the bedroom okay no no check living area living area check living area check the living area the living area okay helmet this it's a helmet that the engineering staff used to find this here okay can we do anything wear helmet if i put on something like this my hair would be totally messed up god forbid god forbid having your head protected when there's aliens and stuff around right are you sure you don't want to you know ruin your wig with the helmet is that it are you afraid of showing your body how bold you are doing something like that won't help what else should i do liar what is it gordon freeman didn't wear a helmet that's true check box i've checked it earlier what is that right how would you describe what's on her right you know check right what should i check uh take the ammo take bottle the table okay no chick living area the living area living area the living area take shampoo what is that instruction drink all the shampoo in the house uh take bottle the table okay no chick living area the living area look to your right but why is there steel pipe in a guest room um you still pipe ass guitar i have a handgun i won't be needing this all right for uh my favorite song gone examine to your right too i have a handgun i won't be needing this maybe you know you know uh box on right are you talking about this rations examine rations i've tasted one before it's disgusting and i'd rather starve than eat one again uh ottacon okay uh gross take rations i've tasted one before it's disgusting and i'd rather starve one again let's get this on a tray nice nice hiss disgusting imagine being in a combat situation where you're like in some far land and you've been like military trained and you're like ready for combat and it's time to like survive out of the wild and then you eat your mre and you go oh my god i can't believe this they forgot the hot sauce i'm not eating this guys i'm not having my meal unless it comes it's guac okay okay look at bottle i'll go out into the hallway no living area the living area okay guys they forgot my diet doctor cup okay uh emery's always come with tobacco do they though do they okay bro that actually happens irl i don't i don't think people are that like a petty about tabasco okay uh what what is that on the like above it you see that what what is what is that i guess your stump to operate take canteen the bedroom okay no no no no no what was hello what was that hello can you hear the living area hello yes can you hear me i want i want sex six okay big explosion pants i want behind well no no explosion there isn't anything baby big family the bathroom okay hello hello hey well give me proper instructions hello did you say something i am big sex gamer please okay i'll leave runescape free codes the save point okay yes [Laughter] living area the living area living run yes okay i love doing an accent where like what is that accent where's that from hey europe yeah what do you mean like what's that what's that country meant to be hey europe europe therapy yeah it's kind of southern italian which one should i check antarctica you know somewhere between hello to sex i'm fine okay look at top of rations it's the hotel emergency rations oh yes they're stored in the equipment room oh hey there's a heel capsule by the rations oh thank god go to hallway i'll go out into the hallway heal use healing huh you're ceiling drink the slop yes imbibe the slop eat that filthy nasty [ __ ] juice [Laughter] eat the oatmeal drink from toilet suck capsule drink smokies eat the spaghetti [ __ ] [ __ ] and [ __ ] advanced okay go back go back guest room four guest room four okay okay i'm gonna i'm gonna say before because unless there's an enemy you can tell joseph about don yeah i'm i'm quite exhausted after all that oh oh my god oh my lord okay uh go to save okay i'll leave no save did you say something save the save point okay rod yes okay we're gonna go to sun suite and then we're gonna find out okay unbelievable this is this is this game is okay i'll tell you this i never played this game on actual hardware but i gotta ask did anybody have this game on actual hardware me okay i gotta ask if people that have played this on actual hardware was it this like unresponsive on actual hardware or is it just because i'm you know i have a bot version yeah it was it was this unresponsive really yeah um well go to hallway here okay hurry hurry yes there was there was times that the game just added latency for no reason okay yeah where should i sound sweet the sun's sweet okay oh oh oh stop stop stop stop stop stop yes consume health okay i got it already no no stop yes heel capsule yes okay there we go okay good sunsweet the sunsweet okay run i am walking the [ __ ] attitude of this moment huh as like hey your life's in danger ah i'm [ __ ] walking here i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] italian i [ __ ] walk that [ __ ] walk i ain't [ __ ] talking about i'm [ __ ] walking i'm [ __ ] eating i'm [ __ ] eating peppers i don't know what i'm talking about even the very shadows [Applause] i want to monopolize authentication is successful so far so good okay ready i don't know why that worked but every shadow that you cast in sunlight i want to monopolize in case you forgot we also have to say both lines of the poem at the same time even the very shadow to cast in sunlight i want to now read monopolize first portion okay even the very shadow that you cast in sunlight authentication is successful uh-huh it's talking about you okay even the shadow in the balaboo we know y'all gotta do i gotta do that monetize [Music] excuse me even in the very shadow of the sunlight i want to monopolize hey paisanos it's the super mario brothers super show i went to monopolize even in the shadow while whatever i want to monopolize it authentication unsuccessful [ __ ] will the groom please speak clearly [Music] even in the very shadow that you cast in sunlight i want to uphold the eyes [Music] okay even even the very shadow to cast in sunlight even in the shadows because sunlight i want to monopoly [Music] authentication look it's pretty weird for me too [Music] okay we'll try it one more time the bride may now i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna rip out my vocal cords soon even the very shadow that you cast in sunlight it's talking about you even in the shadow cast in sunlight i want to monopolize it no you blew it again hey [ __ ] you i haven't blown up tonight this time oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm not the one [ __ ] running around a [ __ ] table for [ __ ] two hours of [ __ ] going into the [ __ ] [ __ ] and blowing up [ __ ] mirrors for no [ __ ] reason i'm not the [ __ ] one [ __ ] arguing with a [ __ ] cup of coffee i'm not the [ __ ] one who keeps [ __ ] shooting a bunch of [ __ ] ants in the [ __ ] bottle i'm not the [ __ ] one who keeps [ __ ] milking spiders i'm not the [ __ ] one who cannot [ __ ] you know br you forget three [ __ ] i'm not the [ __ ] one all right [ __ ] off all right open the goddamn [ __ ] door now [ __ ] i want to multiplies now please please i wanted my place monetize youtube i call the doctor call the doctor this is [Music] alexa order pizza yes alexa big pepperoni pizza alexa okay google big sausage pizza uh we finally made it in here yeah all right i can't say i understand manager tanaka's bitterness i don't understand your bitterness oh my god guys that was first try wow amazing i've heard it was beautiful but i've never been in this suite before it's way more extravagant than a regular guest room it's perfect for a honeymoon who brought a bunch of salad on the [ __ ] sofa there should be a researcher hiding somewhere in this room where should i begin looking all right check the coffee table oh no right eye middle eye middle eye left eye left eye right eye middle eye middle eye middle eye right eye right eye shoot left eye left eye left shoot left eye left eye left eye left eye red eye red eye shoot shoot shoot body tail uh body back off back back moonwalk jamona tail tail tail body dodge left dodge left tail shoot choo choo choo choo choo shoot shoot shoot body okay i don't know why it's not going down okay all the weak points are gone shoot shoot reload see if my aim is bad shoot shoot shoot tail shoot shoot shoot straight right straight right shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot it i don't know i ain't not dead left off okay left left left left left left left no no no no no no no no no no no no okay okay straight left strafe left straight left strafe lift strafe lift shoe tail shoe tail shoe tail shoe tail shoot shoot shoot shoot keep blasting keep lasting keep lasting go left [Music] left left go forward forward forward go north go dennis left left left left tail tail tail tail do the hokey pokey okay get the flask okay check bathroom the bathroom okay okay run yes uh-oh what what oh my god they must be the guest couple looks like they tried to hide in here oh flush toilet i can't bear to look let's check somewhere else look anyway take shoes okay tech wallet the coffee table okay okay oh boy here we go drink coffee now isn't the time to break for tea old chap british prime minister the prime minister i'm bloody offended i'm bloody offended i'm probably offended by your accent [Music] you've been banned for british your tea tastes like me piss oil coffee slow with instructions shut your bloody mouth crikey okay uh take coffee cup there won't be any time for a tea break besides i don't want any i don't want any okay fine take letter are you talking about this look at message card wedding mode is when the hotel puts on the whole wedding production including doing up the honeymoon suite [Music] read message card let's see it says congratulations on your recent marriage we have a complimentary gift for you in the lounge [Music] the lounge huh okay well let's see what else we have here we have uh go to the lounge show okay the lounge run take wine there's no wine but there is champagne oh oh drink champagne you're trying to get me drunk you goof uh listen i'm not trying to get you drunk lady you're wasted drunk as [ __ ] you've been running around in circles talking to yourself man goof okay eat blueberry eat blueberry i don't have it in me to take gifts from the wedding couple oh come on eat fruits i don't have it in me to take gifts from the wedding couple all right but you'll shoot every [ __ ] mirror and they'll tell okay they're dead probably uh all right uh what else uh take flowers are you talking about that take bouquet bouquet yeah let's just leave those alone why let me just examine bouquet bouquet let's just leave those alone examine [ __ ] there's more than enough room on this sofa for just a couple of people oh oh no no no no [Applause] no thank you all right clocking out okay i guess you're stumped too operator somebody said joel i don't get it look at this photograph it's a keepsake of these guests let's leave it the way it is every time i do it makes me laugh the bed sure and as you know what joey said and this game's [ __ ] me in the head now we're gonna go to the bed i wish that i was dead can't be okay oh my god [Music] chad kroger we were too late operator i don't think we're gonna get any information from this researcher what couldn't you ask me what blessed wait a second i'm human don't shoot i'm human hey i'm sorry i thought that an alien had come in here i don't have any useful weapons so the only thing i could do was hey i was pretending i'm alan honda a researcher can you uh maybe lower that i'm allen honda anime expert i'm human mostly i'll admit to being a little weird but you did you just say alien you really think those were aliens huh what do you mean by that oh i get it i i see the significance of that question are you maybe thinking that we screwed up our experiments and made the aliens that's the problem with lay people oh for pete's sake now get this do you have any idea what this floor is made of it's jsl's hyper carbon alloy under these gravity-free conditions it's possible to make alloys that are far stronger than anything possible on earth if this station's wall were to be made of steel it would have to be a hundred meters thick but with hyper carbon alloy it only needs to be a meter the research lab here is for undertaking studies to develop even tougher alloys nothing to do with aliens and anyway it's scientifically irrational that test animals grow to such extreme sizes if you're so interested in our research i'll give you some reference material [Music] you ran into that spider right uh uh-huh how did you get away from it please tell me hmm with that but it's out of fuel now that thing is huge but it seemed to share similarities with earth's arthropod a spider so i scared it off with fire oh that was a milking machine against fire until help arrives i'm holding up in here earlier research supervisor powers sent a rescue signal powers told me to spread the word so i came to tell the others but because of that monster spider you can't make it to the receiving port hmm bingo it's a nasty obstacle so uh how about it wanna play dead with me going i have a partner backing me up right well hang on take this with you what is happening do you really intend to just play dead please it's like one of our japanese animes okay whatever okay the research supervisor really sent for help i guess a rescue team is already on the way that means everyone will gather in the receiving port gino said that he'd tell the others both helen and naomi may be at the receiving port someone says poor noise we're making our way to the receiving port too all right we have to get rid of that monster spider if i'm gonna get to the receiving port that flamethrower allen had it came from the equipment room there should be more of the same yep i think we better check out the equipment room yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay by the way guys i spelled some some pepsi on my keyboard earlier and it stopped working which means that like sometimes my spacebar does not work so that way all my words are like super long for no reason [Music] it's like i try to put in that's what that's why the the autocom thing with what about japanese enemies that took so long to set up because i i kept putting it in and it just became autocon autocon anime quote in one word and that's why we're like i was trying to it's just like four or four no results i'm like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you know so that's why it took so long watching me okay let's see here uh go to save point too the save point okay run yes okay i think we're gonna call it for lifeline here guys uh this game is pretty damn entertaining i gotta say i mean it is a volcano of frustration but uh you know i'm having fun with it at least you know it it it is a painful awful experience but it's one of those things where like you know i wouldn't want it any other way but uh you know apparently this game is not that long anyway so uh we'll definitely keep playing this more but um you know but yeah i want to play this as a part of a charity incentive because a lot of people have recommended me in the past actually that i check out and you know i never got around to doing it i'm like this is probably going to be painful to do so i'm going to be in agony as i'm doing it but uh you know fun but that's lifeline everybody uh part two sometime uh it's uh it's quite something it's quite something but uh you know anyway ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen that's gonna be it for lifeline we're gonna be doing a resident evil here so sit tight and more games coming up and don't go nowhere you like resident evil the coffee table okay do you like fork skelethor like that joel guy the bed sure close that [ __ ] game down all right

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Keywords: vinesauce, joel, full, stream, unedited, playthrough, part, vargskelethor, lifeline, voice, voice controlled, yelling, screaming, life line, Naomi, operator

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Length: 218min 22sec (13102 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 09 2021