[Vinesauce] Joel - FMV Friday: Oregon Trail II

[Music] yeah I never thought there was some Oregon Trail sequel Vidhya well there's tons to these games so I'm a big fan of the original Oregon Trail for seven days of spooky games last year was the year before I actually play the or organ organ trail it's on the game but anyway that's beside the point I love Oregon Trail it's a classic everybody loves that game but did you know that they made a sequel with it with actors and Wow we're gonna give it a try now I'm gonna feel a little bad about streaming this because I'm currently gonna use the the VM machine that I used to play rather strong pcs with so this is not part to a Windows night the instruction okay just let that go for a minute drop down for a minute I'm gonna play Oregon Trail so yeah but anyway so what's interesting about this game is well let me get a picture of it I you know a game is good when the cover art looks like this Oregon Trail to the learning company challenged the unpredictable frontier that's like my every stream but look at a giant snake I'm gonna bite you and I can play as as man will man remember America Online I get that dial-up OOP all right anyway so as I said before there's a ton of these organ trail games and this is one of them in fact there is actually another one called like fourth edition like I swear to God they almost do like Warhammer 40k editions of this game but yeah there's several versions of this game but this is one of them but yeah I again i have actually beaten the original Oregon Trail on stream on stream but can I beat the sequel can I beat that snake meat dick jokes cracked me up okay haha hahaha the most recent permission of this game is apparel made in 2011 for the Wii well that's just that's just fantastic anyway so let's let's kill tonight alright so let's pull it up now quickly I know you guys are gonna be like hey wait a minute wait a goddamn minute just just let the go let it go for a second that this is not windows 98 destruction 4q just just let it go for a second okay just for a second and we're gonna get through this this is this is still the same PC that we have installed ton of on motion [ __ ] on throughout sherry madness and you know we did beef sell another scam you did this piece in particular has been like if they're a lot just thing is see some [ __ ] man I'm [ __ ] with this is Windows 90 destruction for tuning hahahaha hey via voice ooh play Oregon Trail play play Oregon Trail [Music] I even forgot how to use viavoice but that that's beside the point I'm not gonna be screaming this early in the morning about it anyway let's just let's just keep that aside for a minute we're gonna play this but anyway clipart hell do not open what was this it's from the shareware stuff war readme Christmas clip barked oh yeah this is a shareware madness oh mama do not open okay we shoulda done that remember we had those sex jokes on stream about like pee pee and like STDs and was part of the shareware collection but anyway that's beside the point let's get this on screen and play some goddamn [ __ ] goddamn Oregon Trail I know you guys were like wow do it but these things take time all right let me just do this now when I stall this when I install this I this game gave me a heart attack I don't know what exactly what it was but it was basically I put the disc in and I got a year immediately and I I had a miniature heart attack okay it comes with a gun sound effect well this is just [ __ ] great Assefa me Friday I've ever seen okay let me just to see it readjust the window here cuz it's probably gonna be in a weird weird aspect ratio no it doesn't it's fine it's fine creepy demon children get out of my Oregon Trail oh boy well it's got that day you not okay Zelda music yes looking west expand border and Missourians over the country from all walks of life are selling nearly everything they own holding their remaining possessions into small covered wagons leaving friends and relatives behind fuck'em they're heading out across the plains to Oregon California and other points west following trails blazed by those who had gone before oh my god they see amazing sights and encounter fascinating people including those Wow hello oh god I feel the skin is gonna get a wacky okay it's long and hard steep hills hahaha penis Billy no upper boobity god dammit screen saver what the [ __ ] worst applause professor dr. Vere Stein June stop sweeping God [ __ ] out of here just cuz I don't play the game for a goddamn minute I want a cutscene I don't be subjugated to German brick building [Music] [ __ ] knows another guy on stream [Music] they're playing Oregon Trail up like Germany trailer build that house eat the bat first all right here we go oh [ __ ] here we go stop to play a game out there Joel out there no no okay here we go let's do a new game man oh it's gonna be real back so wait this this is just in this resolutely not fine whatever that what we're gonna do this and kind of yes yes that looks so much better okay the trail journey journal of Joel a greenhorn formerly an adventurer jingle do fit firmly a banker can I hop you like rikudou ether or like Bush wanker oh man hard banker shoemaker a gunsmith what is my profession a pastor and an artist an artist I'm a butcher yeah now we're talking they're a butcher I wanna get the meat beef which is made in this PC a particular by the way just so you know who in may in whatever set off from set out from independence no no isn't that where those Avatar movies take place or whatever isn't st. Joseph's Gainesville I'm from in dependency to start a new life by settling in Oregon City yes okay with cooking skill 705 725 dollars cash and a large farm wagon okay accommodate by oh here we go oh boy is gonna be funny okay how about Skeletor [Music] Elvis how about this Todd how Danny DeVito Danny DeVito DeVito okay and Moses Moses from the Bible appears hello it is me Moses I am back they'll read about me how I split the seat while I'm back I am cyber Moses he is back voice oh my god the Midian the middie okay you're a butcher who has come to independence in 1848 for the purpose of sitting over to journey west Oregon City you've already bought a large farm wagon but you still need to buy the other supplies you need for the journey as you wander the streets of Independence you see very stores so should be able to variety which was plies providing enough cash you'll also see people would be able to give you some Providence okay hello have you decided the best time to leave yet no that way we can probably do this just to uh we don't need to see all of the screen we can probably use to do this okay that's good that's great view okay hello lady pardon me have you decided the best time to leave yet pardon have you decided the best time to leave yet cuz I'm gonna start using that to passively aggressively back handedly like talk to my friends when like I've had enough for them when they're in my apartment have you decided the best time to leave yet yeah what do you think well some leave real early to get a jump on the other wagons and to give themselves plenty of time but then there may not be much grass for the animals and you may run into spring snows I mean I know this was like a long time ago but could you wear a bra please your knee plays joing I don't like that pardon by the light I know this body nipple I may not be much grass for the animals and you may run into spring snows would you like to trade their trade music dot MIDI [Music] whenever I play a game I'm gonna burst up his MIDI oh it's trading time sure I've got dollars pounds of fish a flute sure I've got one flute I'll trade you for one dollar but nonetheless my flute is my everything would you like a pound of fish that what no we're not gonna trade at all it's a duel button I'm trying to do a dance howdy howdy to you the merchants boom town offer basic packages of supplies based on the size of one's party and that's the maze-like harvester flashback source you can shop around on your own or add to the basic set so which package would you like by the light um no I'm nothing sir your Nabal to leave town because you don't have any draft then let's pull your wagon you can buy drought yeah okay let's go to church don't get do that we got Moo doc to wave okay and here we are we're good cyber MOS is feeling good skelter feeling good okay we're just gonna kick gas tonight - what the fun closes down okay uh well still have here oh my god man dot jpg howdy stranger it looks like you're fixing to head out west to buy an opportunity for people with the gumption to do it this guitar looks a little not fitting in pardon howdy stranger tell me more few personal items with us but we're hoping to buy our food stuffs and fresh stuff here but I ain't too sure exactly where to go first nice t-shirt dude he just wanted to be in the game no want me in the game yeah but you'll have to like dress the part no I want to breathe my guitar okay then fine it they won't notice giving me advice don't devote any great portion of time to pack in your wagon till you bring in all your supplies we're planning to pack up the wagon whilst we're waiting for the train to assemble I made the game I don't want to get dressed up I made the [ __ ] thing okay so long let's go and talk to these people [Music] morning morning morning okay I'm the D learning the English language hey hello [Music] I'm doing fine buddy guys it's the little bit of a town weirdo e you don't click on him hello Oh getting that alcohol give me that alcohol spices why can i buy 69 salt surely this game was made for streaming huh let's see your uh garlic war I'm stroking my cannoli let's see a clothing fireman initiatives where's the brandy we should just get drunk as [ __ ] guys but can I get the snake oil on it grease hmm sacks of tobacco hmm these are the medicines this is the spices ice I see how this works and is this the copious amount of alcohol I will imbibe coz where is uh oh here we go here we go now we're at Martin now we're cooking with gas linseed oil olive oil epic epic acts funny because it makes you puke where's the snake hole Oh sarsaparilla peppermint yeah now we're talking yeah that's just a dollar file I'll get that did it drunk MIDI cuz I bought all the whiskey III okay that's fine thanks buddy anything gonna hello excuse me friend you appear to be making ready to head out west maybe do you know of any people who are still in the process of forming a wagon train maybe tell me more my husband and I he's off buying supplies are looking for a nice group of people to join in our new quest uh bye-bye hello hello hello oh this guy looks at huh we're don't you bought everything you need yet we probably don't have much more time before we have to start heading out on the trail who are you who are you I've been shopping around comparing prices now and then you find a good deal but dad blame it if I don't bad boy merchants here have gotten together and work things out so as they keep the prices high everybody likes to jiggle that cyber most no no cyber Moses is cyber Moses Cybermen this is just like like a guy you bought everything you need you nope oh you heading out west so am I in fact this will be my second trip out on the trail what's this guy's voice is strange he doesn't really belong in this setting yeah I'm going out you know whatever pardon West so that's awesome I see you're fixing to head out west to my husband's all raring to go but I must say I have my apprehensions I don't think any of these voices fit they should do they should be talking old timey American you know they gotta be like how this train oh you know you gotta do a better job [ __ ] look at that pile of yarn yeah you know load up be a stinking it's part of pace move you know okay uh I guess we'll uh guys we gotta get boats pack saddles Oh God I guess we'll buy two horses no no no no it's ox inside I got a little bit you look at the guide [ __ ] is this contents advice it's gonna deteriorate all right guys were I'm gonna buy all the oats in hotel I thought let's buy auxins are you saying like town with no name had more effort in than this Western speak well town with no name was like what actually happened in the West it's more of a documentary in fact it's less of a game more than like a you know a retelling my name's shank here okay there we go and I bought all the oxen morale is high well that's that's great I guess I need pack saddles spare horseshoes today's like venture into the wild now just experiment let's just see what happens first set out you need to pick our wagon train to fail with the fall of magnet rails are about to ready for whoever student want to go with guys train one train to Train three you have no food I've got whiskey that's food you can do anything with whiskey like the movie hook bangerang rufio will fill your imagination food one okay let's go with morning I thought I died immediately I thought I step one foot out of this little little [ __ ] of a town dead it's your grave you died see what's around talk to this person okay I suggest you shut shut your Yap hello have you decided the best time to leave yet she's so condescending second - do not dance I'm done let's continue Oh Sarah cooled it okay blue river guys Ford the river okay we're gonna check the river conditions wait this is where that Oregon Trail really starts for the river every time it works you've been elected captain what why why am i captain what the okay please die then you say like he will be a captain now okay swamp wagon you lost the following supplies nothing holy [ __ ] what okay clean up the mess Westport ran Westport everybody we have no food we have no food let's go get some food I guess hello what are we doing wasting time here let's get a move on oh you're from Minnesota we've still got many a mile ahead of us the best advice I can offer is for us to go yeah no okay we've still got it beep okay all this this guy is probably like one of those is [ __ ] [ __ ] it's almost find y'all a bit say you folks heading out on the trail be sure to check your supplies often if you're near to run it out of essentials you can usually buy more at forts or trading posts that's awesome okay what else do we have here Oh suckers gonna [ __ ] like murder knife hey watch where you're going what do you think you own the place can I challenge him to like a duel sorry you're one of them immigrants going out west on the trail ain't you have a quick sip of my drink do you have any advice you just watch your step around here I ain't the only one who don't take kindly to careless strangers guys how about this go to the gun store buy the biggest shotgun we shove it up into this guy's urethra and we squeeze more both barrels pardon you just watch your step around here okay you just watch your dick : I like how the the audience cry steet Samiti but it's l Krusty the Undertaker The Undertaker hang on no no no nobody would go into town saloon now I go in here hello blacksmith goods I'll get my pants well I can cuz I'm gonna buy one hit awesome okay well uh I need tell it we're gonna live on nothing but bacon bacon and candy and and butter and and some cheese and actually this is cheapest [ __ ] probably dried vegetables and flour dude this is awesome look at this ham molasses second you need potatoes today's are cheap salt pork all right there we go so now we're not gonna starve anymore get coffee coffee yeast cake I want to buy one yeast cake for Danny DeVito okay what else do we have your uh can I get honey Chris honey never expires I never know things expire in this game we're not but maple syrup that's on honey but I think that's the same thing that's like honey you know let's see what else we have your animals are used by oxen okay clothing oh we gotta buy mittens ten make this police and then I will also buy let's buy some spare parts you never know when [ __ ] hits the fan you know two of these okay we might even made it make it with this you literally have no clothes yes we do this is your spare key fine fine wanton hats long underwear okay sets of clothing winter coats there we go now you guys can't complain and now at the end of this and I have no money left we're gonna buy that's it wait who don't have rifles well [ __ ] me then then we're gonna get a shotgun and get plenty of ammo and there's one more thing we should get some medicine where's the UH we're tired profit where's the advil brandy Oh brandy is good that you know get drunk on that alright i'll set up and I'll kill you on if he stays all right let's go Morales hi buddy Oh new Santa faith and Isles continued extreme heat we're Skeletor get advice can't we slow down this heat is really getting to me well listen here dr. Phil with a wig on toupee how about this take off your shirt and flaunt those Niklas it's easy our continious you shall don't worry about it do help grab water simply got thunderstorm holy [ __ ] god damn doors after us holy [ __ ] I'm gonna do this usual okay I'm kickin ass I'm kicking ass already white why is what does God hate me what the hell I don't care get advice it's raining and thundering something terrible I don't think we should do any more traveling today okay well tell what let's just let me just fix this visual image right this is Skeletor for all intensive purposes it's raining and thundering something terrible I don't think we should do any more traveling today okay fine I'm gonna slow down okay and voiced [ __ ] thundering so much this is slowed down than Jesus sheep is that a llama muddy trail I mean I have dysentery oh oh oh dysentery don't you think could be a good idea to stop and rest a few days or this area I don't do think of it good I'm gonna stop and rest for a few days he kind of does look like talk to you ask that kind of like child baby face you know [Music] [Laughter] [Music] increased rashes hey who's who guys it's too early for Halloween celebrations you can't you can't you can't be a spooky ghost yet you can't be be okay let's tell it titties you shall don't worry about it get into the next town and we're gonna blue mound okay see what surrounded Jesus talk to this person I say we continue on our way but what what I don't know you okay bye look for someone else vine scenery round these parts he looks like he looks like a really good bass player at the local like Grill and pub but he's one of those dudes that play bass with no shoes on you know I mean there's a lot belong in this game but you know Jarvis Tommy's dancin let's rest a little bit I'm not gonna rest one day morale is high I can write things oh my god this just changes everything very uh hello God I know you you've tried to kill kill us with thunderstorms but haha jokes are on you I I have the what's that thing from earthbound do the the badge was it called bah bah bah bah bah the Franklin badge I hope I hope it was just a misunderstanding right yeah cool by the way asshat total Howard has nuclear spicy fever please remove not a fan honestly anyway hombre I'll I'll see you on the flipside peace out and may all your dreams come true [Music] joel 80-48 okay good did it save what did write to the answer for every single stop no no no Tommy's gonna read this this dislike dairy and it's gonna be like for history purposes and real Aussie like what the [ __ ] anyway continue Dyer I'm sorry at 6 a.m. but I can't read milk to Dairy Dairy Dairy Dairy Dairy Dairy there Kansas River take the take the ferry six dollars caulk the wagons and float Ford the river guys always fourtner River that's how you do it check this out swamp wagon cleanup go off I lost one get [ __ ] that's my goddamn whiskey one pound of bacon two pounds of candy six pounds of coffee beans Oh God I've clean it up Oh cuts and abrasions well I have antiseptic so you ain't gonna worry about a few cuts and bruises are you I like I like you Danny DeVito you ain't gonna worry about if you cut some bruises are ya well how am I gonna get my toe knife and dig the scum out of my toenail okay internal injuries make patients comfortable [Music] well I'm dead oh wait I've always been dead what the hell you can't just leave me behind in a grave what the [ __ ] guys get advice death is part of life we must shore our selves up and keep moving on bras are part the life do you know but I'm not suggesting you put one on you know that would be mean I made to say [Music] okay we're gonna provide a proper burial come on well I got a right on my thing [Music] Saul Eagles I didn't write that what majestic creatures their God why did you rob me of my main man skelet Skeletor Lord I know we might have gotten off on the wrong step earlier but listen it wasn't pleasant cool beans of you now here's the deal I get it you take some you lose some it's all the same to me let me 420 all right but okay check it check check it out you robbed me of one of my main dudes fine but don't you dot god damn take Danny deal from me I swear to God God I'll get this [ __ ] kickert shotgun out of my pocket and I'll I'll aim this guy right at you I'll fire every last shell up in the clouds it'll get ya watch out [ __ ] okay yes give me back Skeletor okay okay well I st. Mary's mission but [ __ ] says rest here for a little while or visit it oh we're gonna buy some bacon and bulan well I have plenty of shotgun shells tell what they're having a medicine no she does not so you got play assault though which I you know I'm full of soul scales her death demon skeleton ever died he says like now hammers food or biscuits in some biscuits yeah it's a more dried bread you need to connect Oh Christmas tree Christmas tree ah no that's the wrong song by okay okay uh oh wait we're not going there no we're gonna continue into fear red Vermillion River it's gonna take the the troll duel no guys it's time to Ford the river it was fine [Music] us double-team it look at Scott spring see you around I don't know why but like I half-expected least RT posting dude this Prairie is mighty pretty with all the wildflowers and tall grasses but there's too much of it damn did you also review Pokemon games fried yen goddamn hell all dude let's get out time is a-wasting okay Super Mario die missile Weston let's set out Yahoo all right well awesome about super super duper Mario on on our team dr. Dani boom alright we're done looking around it continued I love these guys I actually forgot it the name of them Oh possums possums possum boys bad mosquitos get advice crazy let's pick up our pace and get away from here as soon as we can okay you know what this is coal dude Oh Alco Springs who's around there hello I think it's time we be moving on now okay oh how about such you had a beard on like a fake beard I'm Cove Springs let's keep going uh-huh I'm sorry too many people at the river get get a bite we wouldn't have had to wait so long okay wait your turn I guess it's time we got no meat though I got no meat so next time we hit a city don't worry all right what's that chat for the river you got it that guy is salted you at town no no that was that was knife man that was knife man it was different here goes heroes master the Masters back voice no what what what's up god listen I know we've had our fair share of of differences but I'm glad we're we're cool now I know you've given me the power of this super Ford and that's hella neat Oh how do I do a - on American keyboards [Music] anyway just check check it in with the UH hope we get some sweet meat soon kind of hungry don't make me eat human flesh again that'll be wacky and not bueno anyway see ya see ya soon you big [ __ ] oh just kidding love ya PS give back Skeletor place all right [Music] Oregon Trail heading west sure was easy was around it I suggest you look in the guide book to determine the correct road if you need any instructions try and get close instruction book look who else is around hello according to our guidebook this is the st. Joseph Road junction tell me more one fork goes west while the other goes back east huh 1/4 I'm done looking around it's a pretty good beatboxer you know let's say let's go Oregon Trail heading west where else hi and I got no meat extreme heat get it heat meat feet I seen this usual don't worry about it cuz I'm winning I'm about to win listen uh that's that's God joking around it the narrows was around it hey let's keep going all right Tommy let's move on shave I reckon this must be what they call the narrows at least it looks pretty narrow to me the joke about eyesight oh no no no who's around time is a-wasting let's get out Yahoo okay oh oh fluid intake you get some advice about the only thing you can do for a bad cold is get lots of rest and drink lots of fluids thanks mama that's more fluids guys where's hydro buff when we need him God Todd Howard is a bad cold thinker's fluid intake you got no fruit and no veggies no we're better he increased fluid and salt intake cyber Moses no [ __ ] no no you eat more salt Moses the coast of Nebraska let's get out okay didn't you oh god four tiny Kearney we had an island we're gonna add some potatoes miss at the fort hello wait a minute just let me finish writing this in my diary huh you're out of there do you know I don't know what we do if it weren't for these forts along the way what do you mean well I know I don't what you mean but you sure is a comfort to me knowing that even way out here in the wilderness every now and then there's a place where we can relax a spell uh-huh I've always stay here a couple days and rest up mm-hmm it won't do any of us no good if we exhaust ourselves or neither we stay here late at every fought a trading post along the trail prices have been higher than at the previous place this is outrageous well I'm spent too much cash on on whiskey I have plenty but the chance to do it all over again I'd buy more supplies at the beginning of our journey I know you're doing some sort of meta commentary cuz I'm gonna drop you in the Ford River what is that what does that blacksmith doin how do you do neighbor no are you in need of my services you won't find a blacksmith much better than me they have an advice your animals and your wagon are the only things that will assure your success on this journey huh worn-out or sore footed animals can get you in a heap of trouble take good care of them and they'll take good care of you diddly ho neighbor howdy ho what are you going [Music] guess but guys hang out a little bit let's check out our supplies here we have where's the food because we're surviving on [ __ ] candy candy and coffee and dry bread and flour look at that oh I can hunt there's no hunting a lot in this area well humans threaten them whatever but wagon supports look we have plenty of that and for the animals we have six oxen would have any shoots though for we need to dress my oxen so look taut like I'm doing good scouts are dead taught Howard's doing fair identity it is good and cyber most is fair and joel is feeling good great okay but where's my gun no hang on weapons guys I have one shotgun and I have 18 like shells no there there 10 10 pounds of shots so the clothing that's my goddamn phone hello is that God no it's just microphone charge I'm sorry [Music] well anyway you need gum powder though but okay let's get that stuff then okay [Music] how do you do neighbor yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah tell me more tell me more what do you like to trade get that gum powder he doesn't have gum powder has got bullets this is before the zipper for shells this is just pure gum powder okay I gotcha bullets you know I can't just fire bullets he's a blacksmith gunpowder what might be a bad idea well you know it could still Ian you know do things you know maybe ask around and crucifying the animals tencel's horseshoes the spice poor shoes and it wants a brandy always got a drink alright fine you'll have a little bit of brandy yeah sure sure sure [Music] then what give me some yolks no no no no I think we're good we're good all right let's see who else lives here can I get anything oh hang on oh here we go do you have any firearms no the pissed puddle has moved by the way here we go hey oh yeah you've got some guns dude tradin is one of the main things people do out here at forts uh-huh perta near a former entertainment for some souls awesome sharp eye out and your supplies and your money there's some unscrupulous types around here's that wouldn't mind relieving you of some of your possessions yeah dude you know I would never do such a thing let's see what versus Ellen pound of meats give me 50 meats for flour yeah sure sure sure absolutely what else do you have that's good oh oh dried fruit and you want 50 pounds of meat okay it doesn't make any sense sure your lab she wants five pairs of mittens okay sure you folks looking to do some trading you folks keep a shirt okay yeah yeah and we'll see well she's got she's got a skirt you mean yeah we do plan and go by Oh visit the fort one more time hang on so wait I can't do anything here it's all exit stuff wait hang on hang on no I can't go ahead okay well that's it [Music] so your boys ready to move on I think we can do this take the skirt well why should I buy the skirt supply store there isn't well I was you know what's kind of they're very rare what are you talking about oh my god I totally missed that ha ha my this dump I'm sorry I had a little bit of a bond you'll think they're ok ok firearms uh here we go here we go we need some gunpowder oh yeah well that is that is spicy that's expensive I guess this and then let's get some food let's get Pam honey honey never expires is awesome alright and then salted pork salted pork that's also like not expire but perishable soon ok this isn't medicine stuff let's get some ammonia because I saw some earlier stuff about you know you gotta have that so some castor oil too it's a little more expensive but some and some salt some iodine and olive oil I thought that was for eating okay [Applause] [Music] hmm because that's medicine help skelter so much yeah but he was dead already you know it was you know it was seen they do [Music] furniture I'm sorry the clothing here we go okay where's the meats we get us a [ __ ] knee boots on wagons I think I'm ready to go man oh blankets I'll get a little blanket oh that's explicit how about two blankets please and after that we'll have some [ __ ] I can't just get shoes barbecue shoes hmm I think I'm ready to go man hang on what else gonna do here yolks ha ha spice this time I tell it let's get some all spices spice it up boys soon all right I'm ready to go man cow Oh Plum Creek let's continue I gotta update my and my journal soon by the way because I'm doing it look look nothing's wrong all fallon Bluffs who's around it hello my name is Philip Maddox I'm an artist with this surveying expedition what's wrong with your mouth howdy the US government has commissioned us to map the land and to bring back some illustrations on drugs as well as the plant and animal life hereabouts hmm check your supplies often can't stress too much the importance of that don't waste a whole lot of time hunting at least if it isn't an emergency yeah you won't get much you'll delay your progress huh and you risk antagonizing the local Indians huh okay so you got anything wait a minute hang on when it when I tread it earlier I literally give away my [ __ ] dude but whatever tell what but hang on sure I've got I'll trade you for know that no I did it right no I didn't and I'm [ __ ] around sorry I apologize milk cow - oh my god you want some coffee for barbecue shoes light straw Eglin it wasn't whiskey brandy yeah some salt to butter that up BAM whomp but who else is here oh hello okay thanks to continue guess what if I actually beat this game like i do legitimate be there on my first try you think I can do it nah guys it's time check the river conditions wait rest here for the river Kok the wagons and float or see who's around [Music] that's 400 my risky my whiskey coffee beads my breads okay get that whack Oh Oh God here have some olive oil hi okay check the health conditions all california.hello seem too dangerous in the path of the hell doesn't look very steep okay just let's go pneumonia well don't worry buddy don't work as I have some blankets heavy fog don't worry man we're gonna clean this you show no fruit own Oh gonna tell talk with God here sup God how's it hanging haha you know cuz you're up there and you kind of invented gravity I guess ha ha hee hee hoo hoo ha ok don't don't murder me anyway so I've just crossed Silent Hill I've had some spicy coughs and some lemon drops overall a pretty darn exquisite bad time so you know so you know what what'll be the beans if you let me live through this awful awful [Music] time slash adventure yours truly peach just kidding again I mean I mean one of those situations where comedy is the only thing that isn't making me want to eat my friends you know anyway peace out homey homemade Homer Simpson ok loosing my mind [Music] peace out Oh PS you know you know what that means [Music] [Applause] [Music] let's continue down the hill [ __ ] oh what's around it I'm wasting okay no fruit well still have tons of food oh oh I turned for the worse then leaders pneumonia is taking a turn for the worse Oh Danny Danny no okay we're gonna we're gonna if they got pneumonia there ain't much we can do for himself give him rest and good food well we have plenty of that maybe let's just let this rest for a while rest for a day [Music] okay [Music] [Music] that that is not my future I'm not gonna be buried in a grave when I'm dead just throwing your trash Thank You Danny now I know continue immediately are you sure you want to be sure yeah there might there may be serious consequences they wanted it throw them in the trash courthouse and jail rocks was around it oh I know you I think we ought to keep going what are you a raccoon hat anyway my friends on your head I don't know who you are but you're gonna die let's move on uh murder yes I gotta eat where Al is slipping okay [Music] I mean sub wasting I know let's continue where's the next town holy [ __ ] hey God me again all all Joel now here's the deal it took my my favorite guy beside Skeletor into your radical party in disguise that that that's cool we are we're all invited eventually but here here's the deal right I really liked him he smelt I think that's how you spell it he was kind of weird but he kept us going man now I threatened you before with with that hmm with that shotgun I might do it again watch out a fired up in the skies hello getcha so chill out okay PS if you don't give me Skeletor back I'm gonna [ __ ] in your [Music] omnipotent mouth bye [Music] ruby dois Pass Trading Post oh good good good good good good [Music] yeah oh [ __ ] I'm feeling it all right here we go tella we're gonna spend the rest of my food on what matters cheese and coffee and crackers and dried bread then we need we need some veggies too you know should this the only thing yes but it's fine flour I can't Kevin Mick but won't be the point of just eating raw flour like we need to make it with something I get it well you could try to make bread night since it's [ __ ] you more cheese what's the song dude what's that song it's in my head what is it [Music] doo-dah doo-dah the wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go around that round for the goddamn remember now okay it's more bacon okay let's let's get medicines more whiskey and give me sugar Johnny with spare wheels please should that money going down clothing food Tyler just buy the rest of the bacon place it yeah yes on the bus go round and round Jim till John till no Bell Bell eating the shoe carts the fine okay let's just lets his head out that's me but it's like hunt Mike why can't I hunt here we go here we go here we go how do I load okay okay give one chance the [ __ ] okay I guess not oh oh damn damn Wow but the absence it what the [ __ ] oh [Music] and we're out of ammo hey that's me right now wild veggies oh stop it gather them you've added three pairs of fresh veggies oh those flowers though but all the same can we give it some more yeah the leash fish low morale what make cracks and jokes guys it's time once again in the lair a river guys what should we do shall we caulk the wagon float take the ferry for $4 that's right I'm gonna Ford the goddamn River lost some whiskey that's fine can all not the candy aisle [ __ ] fork John was around is that John hey what say you we have ourselves a wingding tonight it's been a good long time since we've had a regular Fandango [Music] okay hello looks like is good a place as any to lay by a day and put up some fresh supplies mm-hmm one of my oxen commits the favor and a leg yesterday mm-hmm I'd like the smithy here to take a look at the shoe that's great Oh stables this thing is moving around there [Music] okay we're neat all right just let me finish writing this in my diary there you know I don't know what we do if it weren't for these forts along the way pardon wait a minute okay supplies here we go here we go I might only have 34 left but let's let's buy blast remains here let's buy some pickle soup pickles for $16 that's right and more bacon and then medicines get some borax in us give me that - there we go pulling it whiskeys guys $10 are left by some special fruits you know what onions buy some only aids now that I have $2 left we're gonna buy we're gonna buy a dozen candles Walken still out afford two more guys 30 cents remain where we're gonna buy beans oh [ __ ] flour lard pickles nothing tea oh oh no medicines blankets oh ho grease over greasing it up tonight boys all right that's it that's the last of our supplies let's kick some ass let's let's hit her head west oh my god is it boys I mean we're assuming there may be don't we have like a thousand miles oh yeah yeah that's awesome dick dust from other wagons get advice try to get past them other wagons see y'all they like to eat our dust listen man with guitar is right dammit two nights on fire okay now we're talking all right time to go fast old school style I was gonna keep on going Beefalo [Music] anakena go on man and I got no meat gonna Ford the river little more don't worry don't worry about it let's keep on going an app don't need nothing don't need nothing is just keep on going man let's keep on going damn it Oh eat some more Willow Springs now eat some fruits I wish I had my shotgun god damn it this is way for the stampy to pass a little bit lay out loud stomp okay let's get lost let's rest here for a little bit one more day what this fine whatever continue this game what's around she's transparent to tell me more why do they call this place Devil's Gate it don't look so devilish to read just a couple of big cracks that the river goes through do you have any advice no but I hope we meet up with some more awakens with children my friend JD Carlson got drowned back cross into the Platte and I'm mad at Tommy blade cuz he called Suzie here just a double doll god the dumb hoto bad things happen and I wonder what happened to Jenny no let's keep going you're right you're right let's just let's just get out of here we're running out of meat now that's not how close am I how close am I to Oregon Trail right now three crossing now we're gonna go deep sand road to it 500 miles I can do this I can do this man halfway there excuse me boss we might actually have ammo really yeah let's see this weight was around we should Ford this river you know what's up she knows what's up she knows what's up I will see her turn known then what the [ __ ] boy that turn know what the [ __ ] quicksand I had shoot it oh okay well let's try that again let's hunt oh here we go well I actually have enough to do this this might be my salvation all right I got one guys I got I got the bunny rabbit hmm we got some meat boys find 10 times you shot three pounds a game and we're able to care all them if you're you will continue to hound this era game will become scarce in but it's not there's a consequence of left yoohoo yoohoo yoohoo I got some sweet sweet that for you guys we are like shoot ahead nope that was a wasted dammit you know what these bullets are going it you know these damn bulls are going somewhere and it's gonna write up gods but fine whatever let's just keep going man let's Ford the river here we go oh I'm doing it well perfect look at a moose dust doormat guys this to my advantage let's just continue as usual man more L slippin madam we're about it no meat 16 issue show no meat well that's fine because I can hunt now I am master of hunting goddammit goddammit goddammit what the [ __ ] god damn it why am I such a bad shot this is incredible what what's going on I got one I got one five pounds a game let's go I have an idea why don't we just get a pic exercise and like mine for gold there's gold there the gold is actually bullet drop yeah I'm right rocky ridge see what's around it who this man that's like a Cobra armor good to see you friend but who warned you some time out west and now I'm travelling back east to fetch my family okay tell me more hope you're prepared you'll be seeing quite a bit of the elephant further on than what melons your animals is already mighty worn it's gonna be rough Oh feet ain't always plentiful in water sometimes rats can tea would you like to trade gunpowder actually what else do I have here you want this butcher knife she wants some you want dollars with some clothing to tow it I will give you where we have potatoes what the [ __ ] guys tell it haggle butcher knife or second onions yes guys he saved our life other way around no no no no no no no no no no no he gave you a knife no no wait hang on wait him what hang on seems around good to see you friend hurry a lot cuz sure I've got so I'll trade you for so what what the [ __ ] you so it always split on this you just gave him a knife for onions exactly [Music] that's him talking so if I say is this is this me talking or him then I'll trade you for you have to sew him so is Gabe so why I gave him onions and I got the knife the second mentor for this hang on uh what would it be [Music] Brande guy gave me my [ __ ] onions I gave away my goddamn onions for a butcher knife I'll never use well at least we know oh no those were my onion soup hey can I get those onions back please good to see you friend hope you're prepared yeah sure so I give me give my potatoes back you know haggle for have the salt back please they ever go now we're talking them and I'm gonna talk to you again for in hurry Allah give me did again know what get it back this is confusing [ __ ] make a better system oh my god this game is dildos so he's got the rice I am now getting his rice and I'll trade you for a blanket this is my blanket I am giving to him he gives me the rice or is it the other way that's right okay okay no that's your rice no it's his blanket and your rice what is this system of this awful now that this can't be right this this can't be right [Music] know that this this this is my stuff cuz look look when I say sure I've got 27 sex or rice you know no way man a Mauston hang on Luffy here if it says I have six let's see here I have but you don't have anything I want for it now okay I see well thank we clear that up good the COS alpha shoulda just put your name on the box of labour your dialogue could imagine like if I was playing this now listen III know I'm a big von jewel Fink here tonight but imagine being like a like a child and laying like what all it took six exchanges yeah oh man how about this how about this this guy right here [Music] mmm that's an alternative but no no we won't do that because we have morals morals and think so anyway I'm gonna be a little quickly or be here I'll be right back and we're gonna beat this tonight I swear to go I'll be will so sit tight more or or Oregon Trail not Oregon Trail is a different game coming up don't go anywhere [Music] they're back okay so now that figure out the trading system what should I get from him when I could get a pickaxe I could get a rope you want I can get an oxen from him but to get meat uh yeah the meat is good oh Jesus Christ he's got 30 meats of short guys there's a bit of a dilemma I can trade them in my bullets that I have but this is more guaranteed meat I don't know if this is better if I can you know can reduce the volume by bit yes you're sort of my brother you okay fine how about I hackle how about i hagu yes yes give me the meat instead of let us have my underwear yeah yeah yeah have my dirty dirty underwears that dude never go good to see you friend hope you're okay what else do you have bacon once that our clothing yeah do that too good to see you friend hope you're prepared okay now what else do you have that I can do more bacon you five pounds too big for a blanket yeah hell yeah you are doing the trading wrong okay [Music] shut up [Music] I'm doing this right damn it fishing spear I think that's it as a butcher knife earlier but ah that's pretty much it I'm gonna go now let's go let's go you know please he's no more this is final Sweetwater River Crossing is this like I'm near Oregon Trail like mmm I in Oregon guys he about to do it three two one shoenice all [ __ ] Kent South Pass continue Pacific Springs oh no there's more try sandy parting of the ways fort bridger guys we're in Utah how close am I now Green River I've gotta be like really close you're like two two thirds right there okay what else should I do oh uh well I get some help I can take the ferry oh I have a Pepsi right in front of me Ford there we go oh boy oh no my whiskey okay low morale they don't need cash in this game to make it man Church but [Music] yes yes [Music] haha it's pronounced Butte you know what I say I say it's pronounced like this ah yes the old monument in the wilds the giant mount but who named this they were settlers back in the day go on in the Oregon Trail Danny DeVito Skeletor cybo Moses and Joel legend and it sound like some real idiots oh [ __ ] hang on and I'm enjoying this game far more than I thought I would like this some FM begins to be played I mean we've seen some FME stuff it's really the actors really but this game kicks the snot out of like the majority of the way and thought our of the FMV games we played like sometimes there's good games sometimes this awesome games like this you know but let's what's this continuum yeah don't worry about it named rocky I named it Mount but meta for Bridger let's go visit them while this music we offer the bus go around yes on the bus go round and round coach Z one two one two hello that wagon train that just pulled in see he is that's what I'm talking that's that's the voice acting I wanted this every bottle locks to dribble table to demo you know can advise rest up here for a day or two and restock your supplies but don't waste too much time you'd best be heading on your way soon to beat the snows the snows Oh commands the ballsack turn let's go it's our gold yeah luck trader okay uh what else do you have Oh bacon brandy get Ted to him I give me 65 [ __ ] or you want an aux port guys 65 65 pounds of bacon front ox I don't think so for bonnets I could either have a [ __ ] living creature for 60 or [ __ ] act yes hello have this hat man what an idiot Oh give me bread skinny breads give me okay uh tell what tava I can't eat pure sugar Joanie pow pow but I can't eat bread's oh oh sorry oh no it beads [Music] don't think I want the piece don't know no friend bye how about harmonica a pair pants all sexes of dried vegetables here here 35 for an ox how about one shot nope one winter what's going on with this guy he's either saying like yeah give me everything you got or give me keep spit in my mouth spin my mouth do that you're [ __ ] yes one village no it's gonna be cold though well we rotate our arms in the cold in a table like this in real life these so you warm up if we do this in the wild and then the cold you know like that you do they wind me alarms keep your coat fine to auxin no way haggle for oxen five oxen see what discord us guys I was doing I'm a scout okay we'll try that again let's try tent dried fruit for one shotgun one shock of three oxen guns have no resets fine meats oh you want some salts dude yeah yeah this case boys garlic dried bread for no no no no no no no one shotgun shook area Papa yes okay I want some chickens Oats oatmeal a pig sooie sooie I'm sorry you see you struggling me nuts [Music] let's see what else I can do uh a guitar we have that guy already here biggest a friend yeah yeah we're not gonna kill piggy piggies like a buddy you know he's morale you know well we'll chase him around like call him names bottles of cinnamon now let's talk to him again and see what God six balls of anus pounds a hammer for one ox nope paramedics yes at this point everything that matters is food that you know so what give me honey dry Breton used to make more dry bread for oxen nope one shotgun for auxins goddamn it so I'll ask you instead you know what's up this gets boots eggs let's get some eggs and you just want grease for it okay how about this you're my pickles now you're some oil file get that nine eggs for Allah yes okay and then I would like you you don't just have meats dried beans for one coat 25:25 so ten pounds okay that's sure yeah okay guys I'm ready I'm ready [ __ ] no guys those were beans guys beans are more warmer warmer five warmer warm fur warm fur than any coat you eat beans get there anything you'll stop this music no no this this is this is good I can probably get a winter coat anyway from this guy I see he's nuts a Dutch oven nine gasp of whiskey dude use getting drunk I'll get a winter coat I wonder coat don't worry tin cup hideout three sets every time it's like orange all right pants winter coats for winter coats for oxen and [ __ ] no okay well fine uh many wonder girls do I currently have it said that in the inventory by the way but I don't pay attention winter scarf clothing we have nothing okay well good dad the good day the good joel is feeling good oh yeah okay here we go winter coats tell it we don't need any of that [ __ ] we're gonna be fine can't even the quicksave literally make yeah but we're like you know we'll marine people dollar said give me a dollar please if the coke winter coat winter coat winter coat stanza frass hey what do you want for the potatoes dry beans when aux to auxin one shotgun no no brandy pair pants they are pants this music is it is nuts no Steve's coming a loud okay Tama well if if just one of us can have the have the the goddamn winter coat then we we have won the game okay if I survive this raincoat dammit that's not what we want do you have any winter coats you got a grandfather clock they complain cards raincoats shirts with their cold winter coat winter coat winter coat winter coat ah meet the cold winter cold winter coat oh here we go tasteless this do tell what three oxen holy [ __ ] shut eye because if I go I'll have to redo all this again no now it's for them winter winter winter winter went how she's like pulling this this stuff out of nowhere yeah I am but ok winter coat as I'm losing my mind I'm losing my mind doing this it's the worst winter coat winter cold winter coat is given the winter coat this music is awful winter coat is given the winter cool so here we go here we got two oxen this your own fault no it's God's fault haggle ok ok one went to go for one ox shall we do it it's one ox yes no yes yes take it's the best offer we can get ok now please winter coat [ __ ] it let's set it up and do this let's go Oh wagon train Morales low very low morale let's risk then let's rest for nine days more I'll go stop please okay now now now now bat mosquitoes like it listen this is RIS student let's just rest okay Mario where L got to get higher got to get higher morale morale is slipping that's fine that's fine now kgs continue continue as usual once that winter coming huh dice I don't know how this game treats winter because I hate spring I thought it's winter time based in this game or is it just like you go you go to Oregon it's always winter there you gotta be fast as [ __ ] I guess oh it's October 7th ok broken wet but I already have it oh oh trade for a placement trading for two walks and what the [ __ ] one ox has got an [ __ ] nope but hang on if you guys are here if you're on my thing why are you being all God they just want auxins fine whatever so be it oh oh winter time for taller hey look at that look at that we are fine in this low temperature Thomas Fork that's Ford guys Ford the river floor in the Rambler here we go Oh tip wagon okay I lost whiskey sec aha I wasn't using that anyway big hill [Music] seams around there hello make sure every wagon wheels before going down this hill we don't want any runaway wagons Oh should we about to go fast now let's go oh that's fine Smith trading posts all that's missing this place Oh God music [Music] tada tada [Music] his leg is messed up - papi he is a pirate in the Americas how did this happen and I can't can I just talk to my like border oh I can spit there are spit for money that sounded more wrong and it should have been we surround Oh ain't got no need to stop here okay we bring this man he's got a gun it's dangerous don't waste your time on these penny-ante stations and trading posts they got next to nothing and what they do got they try to cheat you over this guy this guy it's like a hipster don't this may be our last chance for a while to buy or trade for supplies okay well fine well we can't do anything so screw it what's poppin god it sure has been a long-ass journey huh well contrary to belief I am NOT that breakable we've lost two hombres but we're still standing cyber Moses is still intact and that la lion [ __ ] Todd Howard is still trying to sell me his sky sky rims please God if it has to be somebody let it be that child like man Todd I cannot go one more day without him whispering into my ear hole every night thanks much love yo PS I was serious about Skeletor I'm not doing a hee hee hee hee ha ha snakes Soda Springs drink up oh no water cheap rock nuns continue here man no meat oh man that's not good strangers ahead that's what to approach or continue a distance toward the might be friends it might be nice friends hello buen dia my name is Jose FINA it orietta de panecillo I am travelling to meet my husband in Texas but we are taking a long road so that I may see more of this beautiful country that's Mito Hey do not be misled into thinking your good fortune lay in gold or silver precious metals are a scourge are you a heavy metal phantoms of wealth when you reach your new home race cattle or hardy crops people need to eat that is the true path to success you're from Minnesota you're faking an accent that's weird let's see what you got uh you got any horses oh no no no no no tobacco James fever pass a butter hang on look oh no no no I lost your no I wanted to trade [ __ ] oh oh this is bad tell it next one let's let's hunt can I even do this you do not have any gunpowder as you cannot go hunting I need gunpowder but I still do have shot just gotta get gone powder and we're on our way trade what do you have gunpowder acnes trade with anybody bullets does anybody have any uh gum powder please hello oh my god okay sassafras bullets I don't think anybody has who are you [ __ ] you we're dead banjo that's not a band er there's a guitar man she had it I skipped it but this guy's got scoff you want some paths meat for a shotgun guys I think it's worth it oh yeah you want 15 pounds of meat for one blanket but you're what what the [ __ ] don't it's one blanket sorry winter's coming yeah but I have a winter coat too that's even that much fine fine but you have it your way then oh oh here we go oh yeah how counterintuitive right I stand a little bit more one winter coat or you you you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you you you listen you you're [ __ ] lucky you have the Gunpowder if I have the gunpowder with the head I'm telling it right now blow it away oh [ __ ] anybody else [Music] nope ding crackers nope allspice grease oh man there's that guy he's helped me before gunpowder gunpowder gunpowder nope nothing here a banjo would do who okay here we go she wants one ox for this [ __ ] Noah one shotgun god dammit what's wrong with her well I don't know hmm changed him up the chain to cheese no I don't think it works like that for auxin I lost right away everything okay let's see anything else you can do here no I'm just gonna have to Gold man we got the gold hope for the best on the trail lump hello my brother commenced the farm and out west two years ago he said a better wheat crop can't be had pardon my brother come my brother tell me more do you have any gum powder hang on my brother gum powder please rhubarb [ __ ] it we're gonna keep on going here man tell what yeah we're gonna do we're gonna do meager fillings or yeah cuz look we get turned out because we've been eating like kings you know here we go guys I have up even a better idea how about instead my brother commenced how about instead of going for gunpowder we're gonna we're gonna buy food soon give me some dried vegetables and would you want a Shaka for it all of them yeah absolutely okay else do you have comm powder do you want a winter coat for it a shotgun is the same thing how about you give me some Drive more fruits oh god you want that ox blanket sack I shot two guys at this point do you think I should just like sell all my shot or whatever winter coat I don't want the same okay please you're almost there okay gonna do it let's go thirsty go faster oh oh [Applause] crease no meat no meats who's around it hello we need to make some wagon repairs you need to do face repairs buddy we need to port halt here is a busy place hey what say you we have ourselves a wingding tonight listen this is a Christus or we don't we don't advocate like group six I declare I'm sure glad we made it to this here for it it ain't exactly civilization but it's the best we've seen in a good long time okay I'm gonna see what kind of supplies they have over here in this store that's awesome flower rifle a fiddle Fiddlesticks ah fiddlesticks [Music] and if I go here and you know I can't really hello man and I can't just like sell stuff for money you know that's that's unfortunate uh what will we do wait I can buy makin haha I can trade for dollars Oh zip lion's mane what the [ __ ] are you doing here you should be drinking wine and eating cheese and being at the Eiffel Tower not here what the [ __ ] welcome folks pleased to meet you sorry we can't boast much in the way of accommodations a few quarters here ain't a heat much bigger and among cell okay well mighty appreciative okay that's awesome you okay dude well I want tray with you buddy okay I guess I can't do that how would you like to trade okay let's see here so you want a winter coat that's nothing just got this is so valuable [ __ ] you guys you don't we have to do we're gonna have to do this from now on is like it this gate just give away your stupid coat no no it's it's essential to survival dude strangers head oh god guys what what do oh this is okay that's a that's a creature have you fall down and war about it you got no meat okay guys the question remains what do in this situation is a mountain goat okay I thought it was like the chupacabra forward it well we did it we did it Oregon Trail heading west yes [Music] I might actually do this wolf okay oh [ __ ] don't care don't care okay thanks for filming that game that was a neat little gift Rock Creek gorg Gorge locked the wheels and continued anchor wagon and continued okay what what do now he's got a locking down a gorg hello my name gorg Lucas I made star world do you remain very when you're do you remember do you remember when Loki you go to space and blow up Death Egg I am NOT as good as real but I am great value and I cost less please make the field movie okay okay lock the wheels in Rock Creek you guys for the river you still have about 700 miles oh do it damn it Ford it oh oh God hey we did it sprained wrist Todd Howard as a sprained wrist apply alcohol to the sprain hey Todd gingka party okay he's lying trying to avoid work amputate no I need my hands has alcohol body fallen rocks [Applause] wait for conditions to improve okay I'll wait for these rocks to disappear that is a shade of the way right on continue or goddammit oh okay kanakas rapids brake value canada continued extreme cold oh oh raro in Kanaka you will die of the cold in Kanaka oh please God please hold [Applause] let's just ask Dean as usual man thousand Springs let's continue upper sama Falls let's keep pushing on man Morel slipping but that's fine low morale we've got low morale three islands now we're good we gotta go to Fort Boise guys South alternative route or Fort Boise Boise okay Snake River uh it's gonna afford the river here oh oh oh oh no oh it's bad Hot Springs Oh Hot Springs is good let's let's rest there for like three days no food whoo-hoo how much food do we have we have beans we have beans okay we got a tie a tie my tie what you may have won Ott's for 223 pounds of bacon your bean now Joel yes I will do it and give me 85 pounds of meat for a winter coat guys should I do it that's might be it food is more important than yes yes let's do it and time what you will also give me the last the last the last food for my shotgun here we got a pound of ham okay give me 45 pounds of ham for a shotgun yes here we go this is it Oh God frostbite rub affected area with snow don't our dispose guys that's like if you're on fire rub affected area with gasoline let's gradually warm it too I would find Paul Roberts is fine he's fine continue for a little bit extreme cold let's just let's just uh you slow down a little bit let's let's rest here for a little bit there we go we're out slipping a little more I'll wear said low more out okay okay there we go there we go on the trail yes continue arguing fine we're doing fine extreme call let's just keep on going man [Music] farewell Nonna's and your livestock with good care of the injured animal may become useful blood cells didn't he might eat it he died and we eat it you know super mop listen we're doing fine we're doing fine none of us is continued doing no progress no fruit no vegetables Oh what do we have we still have food though how many auxes do I have I know animals one ox oh no oh no oh no let's slow down a little bit we're doing no progress [Music] hello God it's me listen here's the deal okay we've we've had our little disputes but this time I'd I'd really appreciate that's how I spell that right you givin me a slack okay just chill out okay ha that's comedy cuz I'm freezing to death but you know that that's the only thing I have left comedy foods out ha ha I'm dying help [ __ ] you God [Music] [Music] let's uh cyber Moses freezing Joe you need to auxin okay uh let's rest for a little bit [Music] sold out let's trade give me an auction please hang on I'm on got an oxen and I'm on but hang on a horse maybe maybe with a horse we can go you know quicker like a mule or something you know who auxin but you don't have anything I want for it is it a deal yes it is got an oxen no dammit chickens chickens will help us Oh God blanket umbrella will fly there like Mary Poppins oh man oh man an axe well I know what I'm gonna do with that axe blankets dollars kettles skirt [Music] oxen please anything I want for it Gus did I softlock the game oh god your date your [ __ ] day day oxen please what if I click it enough what if I hey go enough she'll be like ok have an oxen for free but doesn't make any goddamn sense there's like if she's here and she's got a magical ox and stuff down our pants just like ok you may not continue so we all will survive it doesn't make any goddamn sense Oh God guys we're gonna have to do this on foot [Music] cyber Moses is dead not cyber Moses he was the destined one no proper burial okay oh Jesus somebody's suggested dollars but like I guess I give them just cash for it you know uh close that down trade do you have any dollars I can get the police kind of dollars yeah oh they all there's nothing else they want sugar whatever now let's just uh keep going keep going here Blizzard snowbound double-team continue oh god they're all turning on me huh [Music] let's wait for conditions to improve its weight you've been dismissed okay okay uh uh a that's a greenhorn you'll do it okay you'll do it nice we're just here waiting for death we've softlock the game on the trail ready to go let this animal's exhausted let's just stop for a whisper is 14 days look it's fine but we light them the wagon load probably too late now to offer any advice I don't guess you have an extra tin to secure any of your goods if and you do best make good use of it and seal it tight would you like to trade give me three oxen please ready to go guys wait it's going starvation kill a draft animal yeah yeah there we go Joe let's taking a turn for the worse but I'm doing slow progress though right look slow Todd Howard is a bad cold did you eat Todd what what is oh my god get advice better take care of themselves oh no progress oh oh oh oh oh no don't worry about it we throw them in the trash it's why don't we he would have wanted but how am i doing it [Music] how'd these guys like guys how about this it's not I'm just sitting let's just walk [Music] jolin's a bad cold and more fluids get the wagon upright continue as usual well that's like one more mile right God just gets more fluid booth [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] ah [Music] [Applause] [Music] come back sorry I had a talk with God he said okay sorry worked it out worked it out it's fine so let's save save it as [ __ ] let's read my diary here mark 3 hello God it's me it's me knocking on heaven's door open up cuz I'm gonna rip the ass one I was Oregon Trail - they didn't win maybe maybe I will be back with more Oregon Trail because this game was pretty fun actually I mean it was completely ridiculous at times but that was only me ham enough really but you know if I actually sit down and like meticulously plan my journey then I'm sure that I can actually beat this you know but this was this was a lot of fun actually uh list of legends time I didn't make it to the legends let's see here uh time out the game is paused to cathedra press ok ok about Oregon Trail - did you make this Windows version unknown video mode what about work what I made this uh contents ok game uh what else can it slow the game oh I guess not well anyway we might do another run here at some point uh oh here I am again here in town up nope tell what here's what to do to win this game you got a min max here's what to do only tamps and have a hundred oxen boom pack one guy with you and he's healed one guy you know but yeah you know I had a great time with this game actually it was pretty fun the fov segment is very sparse you know but I like the little dumb acting from the actors here that's it's fun you know it's not too much it's it feels like a game you would probably like bought like playing school you know but it's one of those games that are like educational corner co-opted are not really just buying it for like the affording of the river and stuff like that but yeah this was it's pretty alright actually uh I have beaten the original Oregon Trail but you know maybe maybe one day I will beat Oregon Trail too but yeah I hope you all enjoyed Oregon Trail this was a pretty funny for me Friday I expected like a boring boring awful history time lesson you like did you know he lived here did you know you can get 15 Oregon Trail points if you open up your math books on page 42 but [ __ ] that I'm having that but as general entertaining and had a dog in it too and I love it you know that's that's it for Oregon Trail well well well what remains now secret windows 98 destruction part 2 starts now [ __ ] help me North done help me now please Norton AntiVirus how to protect this enabled okay we got a call 8 108 1-800 to incisive then we got a call Norton notice kept your antivirus okay oh man oh man [ __ ] you well that's my file your commercial cleaner yellow it's not working why isn't it working okay we're not really doing this I'm just I'm just I'm just being a [ __ ] probably probably on Sunday though condom I'm not clicking on this file again guys I'm guys you don't know you don't know what dwells inside this this thing it will be sweeter if you wrap your beater hey Peter don't be alone there cover that bone there cover your stump before you even though you're tired and sleepy take the time to wrap your peepee [Applause] I had this saved in my in my copy-paste thing should look up this image because I think it was pretty appropriate anyway we're gonna resume when it's not the destruction properly soon don't worry about it don't worry about it anyway we got it Mario Golf coming up so sit tight and more games coming right up so don't go anywhere and if you absolutely must know if you absolutely must know before we go I'll show them it real quick and just a spell to it like bringing this up again but centipedes in my vagina it's more likely than you think free PC check free PC check ok anyway uh be right back more games come right up if you're tired of sleep you don't forget to wrap the peepee

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 112,142

Rating: 4.9243779 out of 5

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Id: K8oV-BAnhso

Length: 139min 7sec (8347 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 20 2018