[Vinesauce] Joel - American Snack Special

that is so nice me recur [Music] [Music] you [Music] okay [Music] anyway so so we start the stream tonight so here's an American snack special now you know my infatuation with America I love America you know do you know and part I guess you can call an extended geoguessr special because we have on stream right now a collection of American snacks now if you are an American that's gonna be pretty funny because for you guys this is like this is just down at the [ __ ] gas station like this is 7/7/11 special but for me it's special I can never get this stuff ever you know so I want to first of all say that Skiba chat member sent all this nice stuff to me sent some to bacon as well but I have a collection of pretty much everything here it is an enormous collection of snacks and candy and all that and it is very very special for me and what do I have here we have a huge collection how about this how about we stiii mall gonna tell you what it is but I'll tell you one thing this stream will give me diabete I'll wait a minute okay first of all I want to spoil it I've already tasted two things I tasted two things already because I could not wait and this is my official review of these things right first of all bacon was at my place yesterday and I tried for the first time my first get ready for this funny and I've always wanted to try Funyuns and guess what I can try them now and I can say what mama me I sure do meal um some Funyuns I know some people hate Funyuns but I'll like them they taste a lot like they exactly what I expected them to be it's sort of like it's not quite like you know onion rings it's quick and easy onion rings I've had something similar that's before and there's a lot of like Swedish off-brand nests that we have that is similar to what I have here but these are the real things you know but I like fun it's a lot but they hurt the roof of my mouth and I ended up having a lot of these I really really enjoyed them I thought funniest got what's gonna taste very very over blasting with onion flavor but no this is pretty alright III enjoyed Funyuns and I can only imagine what off-brand Funyuns tastes like in America I bet there there's a lot of off-brand like Funyuns like les Indians or excitons freedom rings you know anyway so that was one thing I had now I also had one more thing that I want to show again these are the only things I've tried I have not tried anything else I also tried these boys pakis tackies swag oh okay first of all these guys I really like these guys but they're they're not spicy they're over blasting with flavor it feels like someone takes a giant like flavor piss in my mouth whenever I take one of these in my mouth it's not it's not the fact that they're kind of long I take one in my mouth and there's a lot of flavor and it goes in your mouth but they're really good you remind me a lot of like there's cilantro a lemon not lemon lime they're good they're good and I like them but I would say you need to you definitely not drink with this like it'd be like you know torture if you could feed a feat of prisoner you know only talkies with without any soda and you know he'd confess everything you know he gave up all the military intelligence you need like please please give me one you know but really enjoy these ones these were pretty damn good and I could these would probably go really good with like a corona beer or something like that and you guys are gonna be like what beer with snacks I mean listen I have no point of reference with these things so now I'm trying these things I'm just going off with what I would do you know so I don't but anyway that is two things I've tried and there's one more thing I want to quickly give this thing to there's one more thing I tried and but then I have a ton of stuff here that we're gonna get to but I yesterday tried a slim jim now we have slimmed into Sweden yes for reference okay I know I know I like slim jim listen slim jim since sweden our car beer sausages right and they're quite different I'll show you what I mean I'll show you what I mean now this slim jim might be a mini version that I'm holding or whatever but just for reference a we call these beer sausages in Sweden because apparently you guys don't have beers with your slim jims I mean I wear different cultures I guess but just so you know this is how big a slim jim is in Sweden trying to get a good image here of what would be a good comparison so you would know yeah here we go is this is our beer sausages right and that's a pretty big glass of beer and you know but yeah our are significantly bigger but yeah I tried a slim jim yesterday they're very comparable but as you can see here our arse are our big boy sized you know big boy but back to slim jims I would say I'm gonna take one right now and I'm really a small one here but I'm gonna snap a new one right now they're very spicy I did not expect this but very good I'm pretty damn good now their question is its slim jims made out of real meat or like steak comes you know like American meat or whatever like this is actual sauce or is it I mean the mall eating like you know people we're read the ingredients are it I'll try well I'm asking you is beef pork mechanically separated chicken what anyway to beef pork mechanically separated chicken border textures soy flour corn syrup salt Mehldau dextran sodium Oh neat oh that's great mechanically separated chicken like Robocop alright well was it pretty good no it sucks I just had my last slim jim a little slim jim now I'll never have one until it whenever so here's to you Slim Jim I like you now what I need in order to satisfy my Swedish beer sausage states for slim jims if they're Mia gasoline Jim its they're like big boy size because I need like gargantuan size oh there is because these are that the length of like my finger you know basically but they were pretty good they were spicy and they I know there's um there's monster slim jims like apparently the energy drink monster is sponsored I don't know what what the [ __ ] happened here but uh hang on I'll show you what I mean oh no no this is double the okey that's also I thought the energy drink monster I thought was like a gaming promotion like you can taste [ __ ] dad yeah the energy ham alright well anyway that was the the snacks that I've already tried now here it is all the real ones that we have northbound past okay so first of all first of all again this is all thanks to Skiba they sent this an incredible generous of them to do this but ladies and gentlemen I'm gonna try my first goldfish pizza that's right apparently this is a pretty popular snack in America it's it's it's seafood that's Pizza flavored and it's baked with a hundred percent real cheese no artificial flavors or preservatives and colors source from plants that's right the yellowness of the cheese is from plants not the cheese and let me read the back here we are bakers but we are parents - which is why we bake these goldfish crackers with smiles and ingredients that you can feel good about I don't to eat smiles that's creepy what okay whatever try all our great flavors alright well I'm gonna try this one this is goldfish keeps us okay I'm gonna try that out soon gonna be a real interesting one here it's all on the open film now now I don't want to dog in this but you know what this Mouse like you it looks and smells like dried cat food Keeney mr. meow meow come here yeah it is just like the fact that they're shaped like fish suspicious look a let me smell now hope schema doesn't take this the wrong way but I don't like these these are not very good these taste like burnt Duke I know yes if you guys have Duke in America but these are like grandma crackers that you have with tea these are very uh farm again this is a desperate snack all right these are the kind of snack you have at 3 a.m. you're desperately looking for something in your parents place you've rummaged to the cupboards and you're like oh a Snickers bar something you're like no goldfish right it's that it's not what you're Americans feel because that's what I would have felt I'd be like no I want real things goldfish not a big fan of goldfish goldfish tastes a lot like it reminds me a lot of like eating straight straight cereal out of my box yeah I don't taste the pizza flavor whatsoever but I mean they're more I would say these would be really good if they were larger and you can put butter and a piece of cheese on top which is it's like Inception but don't taste like peepee hey witch from Pepperidge Farms now I know what these guys taste like huh something about this is a little off I mean I wouldn't I'm not gonna say that all these are bad but this particular particular ones are kind of yeah I'm gonna end I'm gonna end up by eating a [ __ ] whole thing but you know share your goldfish tails learn more at goldfish smiles come on I got a phone number too what the [ __ ] guys I'm not lying when I say this go get yourself a bag goldfish baked snack crackers pizza flavor you look at the ingredients section and it literally says made with smiles in the ingredients I am NOT [ __ ] kidding you what I thought I was just a marketing ploy like made with smiles no on the ingredient list it says made with smiles [ __ ] man that's incredible that's it that's amazing I hate you I absolutely hate these now I don't like this at all hmm hmm one more Hey hablas goldfish pizza they're written on ice much better okay hmm well I can definitely see people that I've eaten goldfish for a while and they're very they're very infatuated like this uh listen maybe I'm nostalgic flavor for him but for me that has never had anything like this I'm a little on the fence about it like I might joke and say that I hate it but not necessarily a big fan I would never say that if I was an American like you know we can do you know we just dumped that hooker in the in the LA River but you know we'll be really awesome cold fish baked snack pizza no yeah you know what that is correct you know so never would occur to me anyway pretty all right we're gonna move on to a different flavor now these were right now let's see here we have now here here's an interesting boy now I might have referenced this on stream at some point but Little Debbie Little Debbie is they do a lot of confectionery so whatever this is called a zebra cake now I don't know if Skiba packed the most well known snacks here or whatever but a zebra cake it looks like you I don't know what what it looks like it looks like something you'd find a bakery but uh a zebra cake huh yeah it's just one by the way so it's not like a big big boy box but we're out I'll try them out oh now we're taught with it I can feel my diabetes hurting already oh my god all right now last time I tried a Twinkie on stream you guys remember this for me Twinkies are one of those snacks that you need coffee for now I am Swedish and there's something in my blood that just screams coffee when I have sweets so but I'll try one it here's a zebra cake now I don't know what it is inside but I'm guessing it's kind of creamy and yeah structure I'm out score oh oh mama mia mama mia that's one sweet [ __ ] cake IRA men have milk with you I meant that milk with these oh I can't really feel already met that milk with these because this feels yeah I know you guys do a you guys to kool-aid and we guys do cool it differently in Sweden we have mixers you have a little bit of the like a liquid that you you had a lot of water into it to make a thing but you guys have a powder right that you mix into the water for sick of reference I'm gonna I'm gonna explain it to both ways this feels like this is a product that's just pure concentrate and you're meant to like put it into something this feels like I'm getting my mouth blasted with sugar oh I mean they're not bad but god damn they would [ __ ] our daughter well no I'm talking about not they're great they're really good trust me but I think now I don't want a dog in America whatever I I legitimately think that you guys is perception of sweet they're first from my perception of sweet because Twinkies have the same sort of sweetness this has the same sweetness I think for you guys like a sweetness is very sweet for me and I guess it'd be different I don't know but we're there alright I'm almost finished of things so yeah I would say these are really good this will go great you know you know what this would go great with if you froze in a zebra cake in your freezer [ __ ] yeah all right frozen hmm that's good you my mom did that hmm because we have we have these ice cream cakes to sweeten that you know like who could work with this here's a little bit like yeah but whatever whatever I like them zebra cake and I can already feel uh-oh I shouldn't be doing this on stream but these are the sacrifices I do right anyway again from Little Debbie we have a really interesting one we have a cosmic brownie I mean I'm gonna die after this dream I just know it I feel that no we're having someone but I'm gonna here's a cosmic brownie now I thought cosmic brownies were like drugged stuff for whatever but uh I guess not I guess a Little Debbie might be eight years old but she's you know she's uh dealing drugs cosmic brownie Oh suggested retail 50 50 cent look at that that's amazing well look at that huh you know it's amazing we're doing this stream because um I really have a reference now like when I say to you guys you know what guys let's go down to the store and get some zebra cakes and Funyuns I'll be like well I know what that actually tastes like now and I'm just like not taking the American sort of haha now I actually know what's all the good one about this but alright anyway cosmic brownie now I'm gonna ask you guys it's this the same kind of blast of boom in my mouth where's this one more subtle oh wait it's more oh oh I love it when snacks have sweat on them you know when they're you sweaty when you open up on the package this one is sweaty as hell wow this is this looks great this looks great to just take a bite here and see what it's all about you know carpe diem breezy all right well anyway let's do this first of all the saint of brownie okay he's being complaining all day this ain't a brownie brownie for me it's fluffy this this is the stuff they put in between walls you know - cake walls together this ain't [ __ ] brownies man this this is drywall whatever drywall insulation fudge fiberglass asbestos I'm eating raw but us best nose here our [ __ ] hated it's delicious Oh mmm it's a very it's a very dark sort of cocoa here it's not just like just chocolate it's very like punchy cocoa you know very dark flavor here and I like it but it really feels like if you took like a chocolate cake and the very very liquidy layer and you scoop that out for an entire cake instead of just actually having chocolate it's it's not spongy at all I would say this looks a lot like just the top here it's just basically the the sludgy part I like it though I like the little sprinkles to wear um I actually I actually like this cosmic brownie Ben and then I do the zebra cake they're very good both but yeah this one I think edges out a little bit more but uh mmm hmm this would also go really good frozen this would also work as a really good ice cream too but oh no no no there is sponginess to this at the very bottom for a centimeter that's it everything else just for GT grease oh what's hit it all along everything else is wall insulation that's amazing holy [ __ ] all right well we're not through yet we're not through yet because I have some big boys over here but anyway I'm not gonna do any rating system whatever but what I will do our rating system are at telling what we've had so far is we I will give the golf goldfish pieces four out of ten I will give the zebra cakes six out of ten these boys these men Little Debbie men seven out of ten all right so here we go we're gonna move on and now I'm out of Little Debbie products unfortunately so uh she's not gonna be supplying me with any more crack these days but what I will be doing is I will be enjoying a classic of American cuisine this is hostess makers of Twinkie this my friends is well soon balls that's right America's favorite pastime slash snack sue bowersan these are quite big they're coconut and marshmallow covered chocolate cake with creamy filling my god people are saying you you guys don't like this it's gonna be more drywall because it I'm into that we're gonna give this one a try new Bowers hello everybody my product ease this little bones oh this is like mom made it oh the coconut oh oh what's a little Wiggly oh it's like a titty mmm man and then is it a little wiggle I feel it's about to like turn apart yeah that it is jiggly all right now it really feels like these like you bake this stuff you know cuz yeah well let me try let me try them will they feel they feel ETD i tte I don't know I don't know I I can't say but they have a they have a boob ulis feel alright anyway Bon Appetit there we go let's try this out whoa go play inside Mike I knew that now this I like this I like hmm now I like this this is more for my Swedish tastes mmm that's right cream and coconut yeah now we're talking not exactly disgusting now because the more I buy into it the more I'm getting shotgun shotgun with coconut in my mouth and the marshmallow no no no no it's good no it's good I'm real on offense about this cuz yet there's like five things happening my mouth at the same time err this is blueberry Ness happening on the outside layer with coconut you bite into it there's another layer of spongy marshmallow drywall and then there's an actual browning inside not like little Debbie's crack house no no there's actual brownie inside like spongy brownie but all these things just make this witch brew it's just a bunch of things happening at once and it's I'm really trying to comprehend what's in my mouth but it's hard it's really hard and in my mouth not terrible but I don't know I I went into it and you're really enjoying it but now I'm I don't know I think if I had a soda or something with me I would have eaten more of it but I like this one but again I think it would be better if you frost them in yeah hmm I have a soda right here you know what I should have had for this American snack special I should have had like a mountain Dew or an Arizona iced tea you look good I really can feel the sugar like blasting me already it's like immediately I feel like yeah I would say these guys I would put a 5 out of 10 they started off really strong and then they trail off completely because uh too much too much in my mouth at once it's like a it's like a Chinese restaurant that has everything on the menu because they're not really good at anything a funny story about that because there's a lot of Chinese places in America in Sweden American places it might be legit but here in Sweden there's a lot of places that have Chinese food sushi Thai food hamburgers pizza ice cream and soup all on the same menu and they do that because they're not really good at anything specific in specific so they compensate by having everything really good go look it up and Sweden is very weird there's a lot of like quote unquote Asian buffet places in Sweden where it's like okay but what country are we talking about we're talking about Thailand Indonesia like no we're just naming it the Asian food like you at the hell you know everything but anyway that's kind of this it's not really good at anything so tries everything at once so you could get your fix but uh yeah I enjoyed them and I will be eating all of this stuff after I'm done streaming but uh alright now I'm gonna do a complete whiplash in my mouth we just had something sweet and savory now we're gonna turn this completely around because we have a total total of 180 in terms of a taste check this out oh boy now we did we did a lot of sweet now we need some really things spicy and when I'm talking spicy I mean Mamma Mia spicy I have here these guys now I don't know how how actually spicy this is but they look like this they're called fire challenge accepted tortilla chips Taco Bell now I do like a lot of spicy food I love torture I love to [ __ ] up my mouth completely and I've never had Taco Bell by the way so this would be an interesting thing I have we have the readers in Sweden of course but Taco Bell's tortilla chips it's gonna be not only interesting for me because you know I've never had Taco Bell and Taco Bell's chips themselves but a challenge except that apparently a little bit read on this back here how crazy it is introducing Taco Bell's a new fire to eat chips if you're not afraid to be bold then I'm the one for you I'm crispy crunchy and full of fiery Lemoore that will rock your world simply put umpire there to dance with me alright well I guess I will you know I'm surprised at this these chips have survived a complete trip to Sweden all across from America from the pond and they are not just chip dust that is quite amazing in fact but uh alright I love a lot of food that looks completely unnatural you know I mean this looks like you dunk tortilla chips in blood and let it stay there for a while and you take him out but uh they smell spicy they smell pretty good but uh I hope these will really kick me in the ass because there's nothing worse than I hate when thinks are very spicy quote-unquote advertised on the packaging and you try them and you're like you know I want my mouth to be annihilated I want it to be nuked I want to be on the fret like floor puking my [ __ ] off you know so let's try them I really hope American tortilla chips Taco Bell style will annihilate my mouth so hard that I won't be able to speak for 25 days alright here we go check him out but is this there like an after spice where'd like comes in and like kicked your ass or should have another one or is it all a joke these are [ __ ] my little little Debbie's what if there's something wrong with my chips they were doing this this pump [ __ ] we're like are you ready are you ready to come fire are you ready to eat Satan's [ __ ] are you ready to blow Satan's hairy anus off with these hot fiery tater chips these are super mild these are really super mild and I'm not I'm not I'm not trying to you know be like whoo look at me go but literally when I what you just a little bit of sriracha on your finger you go that's way spicier than this they're tasty though don't get me wrong but they are not what I expected them to be they're pretty good though they're pretty good I would say this will go great with some guacamole or something but yeah not at all spicy these are these are these are quite delicious but they are not like crazy fiery I would say I would say the the the tackies that I had earlier the these men these men are way spicier than this [ __ ] these guys are dangerous compared to this this goes bang you know yeah these guys are in fact I would say tackies are better now these guys will [ __ ] you up these guys will [ __ ] you up hmm yeah so far in the tortilla game the TA chip game takis is number one Taco Bell yeah these fire ones but uh you know what I think deep down I think that now it's just a theory right because Taco Bell such a massive continental brand that the quote-unquote spiciness is more like soccer mom spicy because they can't afford to have a bunch of accidents of people rubbing you know their corner called fire spice into their eyeballs and then they get sued so they kind of make it kind of vanilla a spicy and their spiciness is really just for everybody because you know it's just some trailer park trash that feeds these to their babies you know and it didn't want to like you know it'd be responsible so hey good good but definitely not a challenge accepted because sort of deal uh in fact I could I can make a new one for them hang on I'll use type oh I know how about this about this there we go all right there okay yeah meow all right well anyway official review though [ __ ] honestly you know what I could do I could probably just do this and it would be the same if I just take this and i layer this on top this was my joke originally so uh you know I just moved this up and there we go that's what I want to do in the first place and I would see the spiciness and the official review whatever is the same there right six out of ten I guess pretty good tortilla chips I would prefer like Doritos spicy but yeah this is pretty good now whoever maybe maybe maybe there are some more spicy or a tortilla chips than this so maybe if scheme is still watching I would gladly accept more spiciness but I'm a sucker for spice and you know they make me do a big vice only sweets would laugh at that but anyway pretty good pretty good they are a right for sure for sure all right well guess what we have a little bit more of these sort of Pizza flavored crazy snacks mess right we're gonna move on to combos stuffed snacks cheddar cheese that's right I have no idea what this is because uh this one is actually know about zone picture I have the pepperoni pizza flavor combos what is a combo I don't know but it's made by NASCAR NASCAR No Oh an official partner of NASCAR I thought it was like official racecar food or whatever but okay a lamby's combo stuff snatches on NASCAR you okay seriously out here I'm celebrating snacks I'm not trying to take the piss out of it but you come booze all right let's try this out yeah who was it made by though they not hostess or Little Debbie it is partially produced with genetic engineering what partially produced with genetic engineer holy [ __ ] these were made grown in a [ __ ] lab what the [ __ ] is there there from Hackett town New Jersey though so that's great too can't [ __ ] who made these but I guess combos themselves make them but whole [ __ ] partially produce with genetic engineering that is that's crazy yo these are dog foods what is this okay maybe you guys know what these these are but for everybody else who's watching this right now they look like this these are like snausages for dogs you know this was a little weird but uh you know these are Pizza flavored will it be will they beat the pizza necess that were the the bland pizza necess of goldfish this one's I don't know we're gonna try them out see what it's all about mmm-hmm well I caught me off guard there gooey in the center um way more pizza than a goldfish but you know what these taste a [ __ ] ton like you ever had like I don't know if you have the same in America but whenever you get Quantico to deep dish frozen pizza and it's got that really thick dough and you put them in the oven just a standard [ __ ] all that frozen pizza that's sort of like just a lot of [ __ ] dole flavor like that a lot of [ __ ] dough flavor I won't say the most amazing pizza flavor but if they do a way better job of representing pizza than a goldfish goldfish just hit the [ __ ] you know they completely trail off but um yeah these these are quite alright are these popular in America like sis your question um they're not no kind of no so it's never like you know it's never like yeah oh hello my friend cue let's go down to the 7-eleven and have some gumbo right they said yes my friend kill we will go down and eat the many snausages together it's gas station food right okay popular in the East Coast all right combos well I would say these remind me I'll be certain they are more akin to a fake piece of flavor on a pretzel than they are an actual piece of a [ __ ] that's what they are aren't they there's [ __ ] pretzel pieces aren't they well they're advertised has baked crackers but I don't know they feel more like yeah pretzels but III do like pretzel pieces but um you know I would say these these are again six out of ten III did not hate them but a little weird a little weird for sure but they're very cracker you know like they're very uh sort of have some tea with them I know that's like calm Oh Santi what the [ __ ] wrong with you jewel but for me it feels like these need to soak in something they need to soak in something to kind of get this sort of hoo-ha out of them they feel too dry in our I'm maybe I put them in some water and I soaked up and I can have some cereal America style jokes anyway not bad not bad i I but we're gonna go on to my favorite here now let's give it and know this but we actually have these in Sweden because in in Sweden we have this or this is not essentially all the stores but my local grocery store already have several ones we have a American section that's right now Frank from Florida has been to this quote-unquote American section and he's caught up there [ __ ] they're like none of this is American stuff they just put [ __ ] popcorn here but occasionally in every look Blue Moon they have authentic American stuff and this time they got something that I generally love or rather i buy these a lot but this time Skiba sent me an actual because you know in Sweden they kind of like change up the design and stuff like that because it's not the actual product but I get the same thing now these things are [ __ ] awesome I ate some of these on the desert bus stream these are of course Snyder's pretzels and I was gonna bring it these the segue the topic from combos into this Snyder's are great I love pretzel pieces and I love honey mustard and onion these bags this bag is the exact same bags on pictures but the Snider's we have is a little little tinier than this they're more pocket-sized but I know these are going to be great already and I can already tell you these are 9 out of 10 and part of insane yeah I think they're the same oh yeah oh yeah oh hell yeah oh I love these oh yeah Oh ten out of ten Oh wonderful wonderful love these love these we do have some making what was that guy you watched on stream earlier you Swedish guy that was a hard man I know bake is still watching but I was watching his stream and he found some YouTube guy that was eating peppers and he pronounces a certain certain thing I'm in a special way and it's one of the flavors that Snyder's has in Sweden and yeah okay there we go guys you need to check this out this is a Swedish accent now I might ham it up sometimes but this is what a real Swedish accent smells like all right no I'm a hard man yeah I'm now going to tell you how hardened I do I'm thinking being hampered me you know I gotta say I don't know what the [ __ ] he's saying at times I mean I understand some of it but honestly what the hell and everybody's can fly to bed I don't fly so bad but I am home I'm going to eat Paulina so I was trying to say that Snider's has yeah Paula no flavor and I love that flavor I do love honey mustard most but yeah Paula no is it's awesome one of my favorites but all my eat yeah Polly did I put tawba yeah okay horn an idiot Palin's yeah and drink chili salsa I'm a hard man yeah I just want to point to something out yes for reference what he's drinking here it's not a particularly hot hot sauce this is like store-bought local brand like Chinese hot sauce like you know it's like a sweet chili sort of like it's not very but whatever let's just imagine that this fantasy is that he's drinking like hot molten lava right sorry she is so sure but I love it our process sauce during she lives also my favorite sauce I'm a hard man yeah now I'm too bleep I'm your [ __ ] I think I can can I swear to God the first time I saw this video I literally thought it was like pulling up on elephant thick or something like that like he he had some elephant big turkey I'm like this videos about to [ __ ] get banned but anyone in your home and he's talking about you know what anyway I think I can eat it be first of all this is first of all this this is like a bell pepper that's the mildest [ __ ] it's like a paprika you don't I mean so whatever all right I just stop and I've doorbot be Lambeth I'm a hard man I can't fly but I'm I'm D and drink feeling sore toe now I must go to fly see you later alligator but anyway Snyder's princess pieces print pic cut the job Polly no love these guys and I'll be having probably the whole bag before I go to sleep tonight because these are awesome but luckily for me though I can get more of these when I hit the grocery store because we do generally have these at the American section and very earliest on America American section at the grocery store it horribly overpriced but if you want to get stuff like a Bloody Mary premix can drink yeah you can get that if you want bizarre but all of these really are fantastic I am a hard man who moms are something we had a lot of snacks but we are not we are not done that's right that's right we just had something spicy gonna quote we got something savory like this ladies and gentlemen it has a big boy it's the big boy joke about these four years now I get to fun to try them it's [ __ ] Sour Patch Kids that's right sour patch kids oh my god oh I'm gonna love this I love this kind of like wine gum sugary goodness oh they're all stuck together oh it's like they made a super Patch Kid together oh my god it's a normal that they're sticking together oh my god Amit they've collected a society in here holy [ __ ] oh I'm gonna take one of these one of these all right I'm gonna try an orange one you know how sour are they are they like warheads because I tried warheads once and they were [ __ ] me up all right let's try out a sour patch kid sour Dan sweet well let's see if it is ooh that is fruity well that's like yes that's a good fruity that that tastes real that tastes like Grandma that's that's good the watchman was was was really [ __ ] good that was like eating a real orange whoo I'll try green 100 green wasn't great now these I can get behind these are very Swedish candy oh I love sour patch kids these are fantastic they're not very sour though but they are very nice in fact I would say these would go great if you had if you put a bunch of sour patch kids in a bottle of vodka shook them around and left it overnight in the fridge boom you took them out is ah man I'm an excellent drink do you get [ __ ] up immediately all right anyway um these are really good these are really good let me try the blue one all right when I get to America and there's two kids fighting over one one blue Sour Patch Kid I'm gonna tell you scare the [ __ ] out of them and they dropped the the candy on the floor on the asphalt me like no because blue ones are my favorite dude all blue wants our [ __ ] the bomb but come on a blue ones are great hmm I love the blue ones seriously I'm just picking up the blue ones the blue ones are fantastic or the fantastic guys sour patch kids probably my favorite well haven't tried out the lemon guy yet hang on the lemony ones are super Swedish this really appeals to my Swedish tastes all right now yes a whole they have stuck together I'm gonna eat a whole snowball a lot of these at once I'm gonna shove them all in my mouth like a five-year-old would do all right I'm gonna do it I won't yeah I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it what more for the Soul oh good well hard to get down now oh oh [ __ ] don't eat like ten sour patch kids at once you will your mouth will receive acidic burns all right okay but anyway all right but those sour patch kids I thought these were great honestly like I'm a bit of a sucker for a sour can in general and these these were sour then sweet I mean little sour and but very sweet then very good so I would say yeah I generally enjoyed sour patch kids they I would say I would say hang on you know what I would do you know what I would do I saw a picture about sour these sour patch kids before but uh here we go oh mama Oh Mamma Mia Oh okay well I would say yeah these guys were great I'll be snacking on these throughout the night and honestly honestly though whenever I have a diabetic low blood sugar attack there's gotta be a treat I'm just gonna be you know snacking all day but anyway I shouldn't be eating this much sugar when I'm actually diabetic but whatever let's just keep the illusion that I'm not dying as we speak but anyway so that was sour patch kids I I thought they were great and I I would say get some sour patch kids next time you guys are at 7-eleven because I enjoyed them and a lot I am I'm it's coughing because my mouth is burning and slowly rotting away but all right so there's one left and I think I saved the best for last I have a giant [ __ ] bun all right I don't know what this is but it's a giant giant piece that looks like a donut or whatever it's a jumbo honey bun I can't even look how many sugars is inside this is probably infinite inside you know or on the packaging ingredients but all right let's see instructions this is microwave instructions what what do I need to microwave these remove remove honey bump X from look no no you don't do it no you should no no no no no no k I guess not place on a napkin an oven in oven he's talking about the microwave no the oven microwave oven what heat our full power 15 seconds note he denies me very okay well I'm gonna try this oh this is a this is sugar coupon oh if I was ranting about Little Debbie snack cakes or whatever this is a [ __ ] whole new level Jesus this is huge by the way it's bigger than my hand alright it smell it's it looks and smells like a donut and it also looks like it's glazed in in man goo or jism or man chowder Gugu large there's a lord there's a large skidoo are on this of what I assumed to be frosting I think it's ice ice frosting i I see frosting alright but anyway I'm gonna take a bite out of this I'm taking one for the team here alright well here we go all man Oh brain come on oh these are great man its mother it just it's connected it's a goddamn cinnamon bun that they caked in in in in goodness oh this is like going to the fair and the carnivals and getting those crazy Donuts [ __ ] oh my god I said now I'm going to America mmm let's do something if I can get these every goddamn day from the convenience of walking to the store god damn dude [ __ ] oh these are ridiculous oh my god you guys have some awesome [ __ ] cinnamon buns god damn I feel embarrassed for the cinemas we have we have this little tiny like grandma luck suddenly John Maloney born [ __ ] my [ __ ] turn this piece of [ __ ] your mouth and taste the flavor that's right this guy's kick the [ __ ] out grandma's dump cinnamon buns goddamn Lords beets ooh Oh working like an only like either little bit cuz I'm oh that's so much oh oh oh we're all I'll say this we tried a lot of snacks here tonight and I gotta say this was a pretty strange stream but uh I I have eaten more sugar right now than I have in a whole year I good gravy this is a lot of [ __ ] things look I honestly feel like brushing my teeth that's how [ __ ] much sugar has been whoo-hoo okay I might have to pace myself because I feel I feel I feel just you know there's nothing to do with my diabetes don't worry about it but I honestly feel like goddamn this is uh okay seriously though American snacks are great but this might be because Skiba picked out the most notoriously American snacks perhaps but for me I feel American snacks and candies they're our perception of sweet in Sweden it's nothing compared to sweetness in America I feel this might be a little bit of an American kind of keeps you kind of like ooh-ahh but I feel like everything is like more splendorous in America everything is bigger with boldness you know I feel whenever it stuff is in America it's almost shaming other things of like you've had your thing try ours you know which I like I love that that pompous 'no sir but the snacks that [ __ ] like that cuz it's always like the advertisements here always have a little tree on it says like in America it's like monster jumble chips [ __ ] you know he's just so oh do you eat the bit snack it's so good you know no one in America it's like you're gonna love them you know I love that [ __ ] I really do it's like when you're making snacks just [ __ ] go all the way don't attempt to hide the fact that it's unhealthy it's cool all the [ __ ] way you know it's unhealthy you want to indulge in it here you [ __ ] oh snap into a slim jim none of that [ __ ] of saying you know less sodium more sodium goddamnit when I go down and I have a jumbo funnel [ __ ] [ __ ] cake listen I want to taste every msg corn in it alright god bless america everything is 2.0 and god damn you guys have some great [ __ ] snacks oh when I miss the smile I still have a lot of left but I would say my favorite out of all these would have to go to the Jumbo honey bun this thing was crazy this thing was crazy train I loved them my least favorite was the goldfish baked pizza they felt like something out of Sweden they felt like Oh snacks you know you know but I would say my favorite all actually uh I think takis pretty good they're very over blasting but Funyuns were great tackies were great Snyder's pretzels which I've had before it's [ __ ] fantastic the Jumbo bun is great and I would say the slim jims - the slim jims are a lot like RBS sausages but they're still very very very tasty and I should have done I set it on the BMX game where you play a slim jim man slim jim johnson or whatever but yeah this is great and now I have a whole lot of [ __ ] to eat when I want to do this but someone draw joel saying got my diabetes shoes own Oh whoo uh they call myself Diana oh where am I Who am I who all right well anyway I want to say this is a party party extraordinarily we extreme but I might do a peel box at some some point Skiba was an exception the actual ascent is to bacon what's making then sent to me but even if I do open up a pill box at some point I kind of don't want at the same time because I know you guys would you send me jumbo honey buns and they would be like they need to stop this locker that we have for this idiots weed that lives in their street his lockers filled a jumbo honey buns from all across America we can't have that I would like to do that but you know hey but I'd love to try some more American candy I know I there's a lot of stuff left out here there's some stuff I definitely need to try I really want to try like one thing that has infatuated me for a while I want to try Sierra Mist because that sounds like a mystery Mountain Dew I don't know what it is but it sounds a lot fun I want to try Sierra Mist and I'm gonna try oh it's off spread off brands don't ruin it shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up all right but anyway I'm gonna try that I need to try a lot mellow yellow mellow yellow and save me what it is you know keep the illusion I want to [ __ ] you no no no and I want to try doctor Thunder if if any of you guys can find doctor thunder if you give somehow send liquids to Sweden please for the love of God find me a doctor Thunder you might have to go down to Walmart Kmart whatever anyway and there's one more thing I need to try here's the thing a few months ago Tabasco not Tabasco sorry my bad no it might be Tabasco actually hang on check this out by the way uh unrelated I think Tabasco is a very inferior hot sauce to Cholula she Lulu's my favorite like mild hot sauce and I gotta say I can't go back to the basket for the Cholula and literally jello only sold me on the thing because they got the little wooden cap I'm like ha ha ha ha but then I started to like on ironically enjoy it but anyway so I I have tried to try buffalo sauce for forever and I tried to bask a buffalo style and apparently this is not buffalo sauce this is not buffalo sauce the only real buffalo sauce is Franks all right so Frank's Red Hot or whatever I need to find that if we can somehow track down red red Frank's big old bill bottle then I'm gonna try that because I'm infatuated what what buffalo tastes like because we don't not have buffalo wings in Sweden I've never had buffalo wings in fact here's another shocking thing we do not have ranch sauce in Sweden I do not know what ranch tastes like I have no [ __ ] point of reference ranch ranch sauce with yeah the stuff you dip it in don't know what ranch sauce is it's a garlicky sauce is it Crane Frazee I don't [ __ ] know but tell you what here's my hit-list hidden what Hidden Valley Ranch this ranch sauce Frank's buffalo red hot sauce and dr thunder slash may Louie Louie all right that's my hit list need to check these guys off you know it's butter buttermilk garlic okay ranch it's literally http Lacombe okay try that all right listen I don't get a glass of water because good gravy good gravy damn Eriksen well hope you all enjoy my little taste test here these streams are like a very unique thing cuz I can only do them like used for the stream but I have plenty of snacks to go now whenever have a snack need but I'll be snacking american-style you know so I want to thank you all for watching the little American snacks egg segment if you thought it was really boring and it didn't lead anywhere but then yep you're right well we'll see more about the stuff sir but we're not done streaming tonight we're gonna do a little quick bonus thing here we're not done we're not done I'm gonna be here restream some more and then do a little break and then I'm gonna do a hawk or Friday tonight so you know it and I will be right back sit tight and yeah we're gonna be taking something else out secret [Music] I'm going to eat happily know her name is Polina drive to Taba yeah sutapa a new take on an idiot Palin and green chili salsa [Music] I'm a man yeah [Music] now I'm too bleep any harder I think I can eat the big piece [Music] and I talked about the lamb death I'm a horse can't fly [Music] a big drink [Applause]

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 114,975

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Id: pqLH6cc3Ob8

Length: 72min 18sec (4338 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 23 2019