Villain Pub - Into the Loki-Verse

This episode contains talking about the show Loki   so spoiler alert! or sit back and enjoy I... I  don't care. One or the other. Start the music! making your way evil today sure does take a lot thinking of ways to distribute hate takes everything you've got wouldn't you like  to rule a place sometimes you want to go Where everybody hates your face And the villains share your rage You wanna be in the evil seat Heroes are all the same You wanna go where everybody hates your face Greetings, Loki! Let me buy you a drink Why thank you ,Loki! Don't mind if i do And for you, Loki? I have my box of juice. I shall require no more refreshment. Very well! Barkeep, a drink for the Loki but not the Loki. put it under the name... Loki Vote Loki, everyone! Is it just me or are there an unusual amount of Loki's here today? There does seem to be a large gathering of Loki's about. Let go you wretched reptile! Who let this blasted alligator in here!? Oh that's just Loki What exactly does one call a gathering of Loki's? A gaggle? A pride? A scam? Ha ha ha ha ha! Everyone, you must listen to me! Something big is happening! Something huge! Before Zod declares that's  what she said Loki did you start a fan club? Because this is not a pub for cosplay. That's what she said! It's the multiverse The multiverse has been unleashed! What the heck are you talking about? Okay. There i was minding my own business then suddenly there was a tesseract at my feet so i picked it up and was like huzzah but the TVA showed up and said you're not supposed to pick that up so you're under arrest then they put me on trial and said "You're gonna get pruned!" They we're gonna throw prunes at you? No Pruned! It means executed except later i found out it doesn't really mean executed it just means send you to the end of all time which is this crazy wasteland! Like the phantom zone I suppose. Except in this wasteland there's a giant monster cloud that likes to eat people Loki you can be honest with us. Are you on drugs? No! I'm trying to tell you what happened! This is important! Anyway, instead of being pruned this nice man named Mobius decided to use me to hunt another Loki who was supposed to be super bad and evil but turned out to be a super cute lovable version of me What?!? He is on drugs. He's not on drugs. Hello everyone. Oooh she is cute! And then i started to develop feelings for her which i know makes it seem like i'm just having feelings for myself but this Loki chose to change her name  to Sylvie so that made it not so weird Loki... please land the plane Yes this is all so confusing I haven't even gotten to the confusing part yet! Oh my gosh! okay summary: My girlfriend didn't want  to live with me happily ever after together ruling all the time so she killed the timekeeper in  charge and by doing so it unleashed infinite new timelines forever altering time as we know it and now there is a threat for a multiversal war! So what you're saying is there's more multiverses Yes! And i'm going to have to welcome variants of everyone from an infinite list of timelines? It's already happening! Universes will collide over and over crossovers galore don't you understand?! Would you like if i explained in a propaganda film? What are you doing here? Is this the TVA? No silly! I'm meeting someone here. Hello there, good looking. Hey, Shug! Don't wait up y'all Where was I? Oh yes! We have to restore the sacred timeline Assuming your timeline is the sacred timeline is a bit presumptuous don't you think? But you are L oki so i'm not surprised Yeah this multiverse trend  has been happening for a while Plus universes have been crossing paths for ages. Just like here Yes...just like. Wait. No. This is different. How? we get together and we talk but we don't control the outcome of each other's destiny. This is all your fault isn't it, Kingpin! Everyone ate up the Spider-Verse so much now we have to bend all the rules just to make room for more spider-man Hey don't look at me Flash has been doing the multiverse thing for a long time it's practically all they do now. It's true. As someone who comes from an altered timeline i can confidently say this is a headache about to turn into a migraine Yeah only if your story sucks! oh i'm sure if the headache gets too severe someone will call a doctor. Doctor Who? No Strange. I thought she would have liked that, Khan. well I don't like this variant stuff to find out all these ways other versions of me turned out I mean if they don't all end with superman snapping their neck that'd just make me super depressed to find out i was the only one. I agree. finding out how other variants of you succeeded where you failed  could totally make someone snap And ultimately it cheapens the legacy of both universes I think you're all just choosing to look at this from a negative perspective. Huh? I know you're all villains you're grouchy and mean i get that but the truth is this is a very exciting time you should embrace the chance to see alternate versions of yourself the multiverse is a really big place Why should you get to be the only you? This opens up the door to millions of worlds! All currently established IP A ll familiar yet totally new! Don't you see? BOOOOOOO! You should be on a jet ski right now! How did you get in here? Bowser! RAAGH! I'll see myself out. well i can't help but feel responsible all of this happened because of my necessary journey to learn to love myself Curse my completely voluntary character growth! Yes... Voluntary character growth. Who was that guy?! Ugh! This random person who claims it was all about him See you soon. Okay so this was also all about  him and possibly his thousands of variants to come so something must be done! We must put an end to this madness! Who's with me? Eh... I don't know man. Really?! You know who you're starting to sound like, Loki? Someone who knows what they're talking about? You sound like a protagonist Yeah! Fine! no one wants to help me i'll just look elsewhere enjoy your endless list of possible  replacements i mean variants! Good day! Scoff! I am the only lord of darkness clearly there is no other than what you see before you and even if there was i would never fall prey to the interest of an alternate version of myself Ooooo! Is this seat taken? Well hello there! What do you say we get out of  here and go manage some mischief together? Ha ha wink wink! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Channel: How It Should Have Ended

Views: 1,440,773

Rating: 4.9668684 out of 5

Keywords: Loki, HISHE, Villain Pub, how it should have ended, Loki-Verse, Disney, Marvel, MCU, Disney+, into the loki-verse, comedy, animation, parody, entertainment, Multiverse, Funny, Gator Loki, Classic Loki, Boastful Loki, Sylvie, Star Wars, Voldemort, Joker, DC, Mobius, movies, review, commentary, the flash, star trek, alternate, variants

Id: Zj35vRgeXLs

Length: 7min 43sec (463 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 02 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/ChamarMoore]

I was hoping for a how loki should have ended but a villain pub is good too

[u/The_God_Emperor2077]

Therapist: fem Voldemort isn't real,she can't hurt you

Fem Voldemort:

[u/sodascouts]

LOL! I made the mistake of watching this while drinking a soda and choked on it because I was laughing so hard.

I wonder if Loki is heading to the Super Cafe at the end there... I don't want to get my hopes up, but I have a feeling we might get another video.