Velma's Sass

just curcuit you see this badge no why it's here it came with the shirt the first documented case of the curse of Crystal Cove is from 1630 when a garrison of Spanish conquistadors mysteriously vanished from the harbour oh that is so scary where did it go what part of the word mystery didn't you understand and who could forget the terrifying stylings of space kook not me oh how frightening oh absolutely blood-curdling not really we ain't got no rooms but your sign in the window says vacancy that sounds broken but it's a painted sign we don't get many deaths here The Drowsy gave it shocker [Music] driving that truck - dial it back every day for two weeks now he runs screaming down the hall and ends up sleeping in the yard is that normal for your dad probably nice one dog boy you press the wrong button this is the basement best buddies of mine go boy as a former boyfriend you have officially lost arms around the shoulders privileges got it [Music] shaggy what's wrong with you classes started go there moose [Music] are we having a low blood sugar moment jinkies I think I just felt an artery Harden someone in disrobe these are big can't go at all but only the truly smartest member of your party can figure out this trap and escape to live good big fat insecure know-it-all Luthor oh come on I wouldn't exactly describe myself as big or fat or insecure am I why are you two supportively agreeing with me I mean I know he's complicated no he's not hey out there mystery lovers no mahir no mysteries to report just another Friday night I'm by myself as usual and you know what that's okay what's so bad about sitting in your room alone on a Friday night hold on are you telling us that you were going to cause a major environmental disaster in order to get the cash to protest against major environmental disasters yes must be willing to kill the environment to save it no he's right Daphne are you okay you look unperfect Velma when you were going out with Shaggy did you ever have trust issues he dumped me for a dog a dog then he started acting all I want you Velma again before I sent him back to his dog so yeah there were a few trust issues if you ask me we should be investigating angel she's the one that's been hiding secrets subtle I thought we were over this like you did choose angel over us oh really like how you chose scooby over me hmm what do they want with us but what if they eat my brains it'll be a light meal and what is that weirdo doing with her hands he's holding them Fred it's what boyfriend's do with girlfriends Wilma what would you do you got well you might get loved try to snap out of it and dump this laughter before you have a chance to break my heart and crush what few dreams I had left okay nice forbid wait wry sense of humor tinge with the whiff of disdain and superiority Velva so are you expecting Rorschach three what about me you shall be spared you're a model of purity plain wholesome and untended this is your chance to arrest the right guy for once and be a somewhat confident sheriff jinkies you two are hopeless Daphne looks like it's up to you and for me it's all mine you can't have it go away okay if you guys won't help I'm going at it alone so judge that you losers oh yeah who wants to judge me now huh who you want to judge me you in your face yeah Wilma you're scaring me Velma has always poo-pooed my little hobby obsession but I knew she'd come around someday the aliens need my brain they're gonna steal my brain must not be very complicated plans what was that I once said luminous of swamp mush stuffed in my ears when I was trapping toads as a baby but it came out eventually I the hurt is all male drones so there must be a queen in the cow hive at destroido Daphne that's so genius I should have thought of it yes must stand for Susan and you must be Susan lovey and this helmet must be yours young fella a strange name for a boy though I'm so obviously a girl who's Susan larvae so we'd be able to attack the creek stop ibattz without putting my Daphne in harm's way oh and you too Velma be still my heart

Channel: Noah James

Views: 4,004,525

Rating: 4.9547181 out of 5

Keywords: scooby, doo, mystery, incorporated, velma, Velma Dinkley (Film Character)

Id: q76evm7Qtws

Length: 5min 41sec (341 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 30 2014