Vanossgaming 3 Hours of Minecraft Funny Moments Part 4

[Music] [Music] [Laughter] all right everybody we've got a board minigame boaty are you talking about that game mode we're talking about the board game mode we're talking about that and and uh basically you just race in a boat it's pretty self-explanatory so that's why it's called the boat race yeah okay yeah yeah wow very surprising it's just like race sports backwards you know what's cool try to spell a race car backwards what does it spell race car fun fact just want to let you guys know that yeah unbelievable evan hopefully you use that high iq in this race for everyone's information brock is the yellow board vanessa's the breadboard i'm the green bottle click the button oh i've chosen the green box go boys oh here we go here we go boys we're starting you can see your balls in the bottom left oh this life i don't know why i said i'm all about that here we go boys get your boat oh how oh another countdown count down to the countdown here we go boys where do i go am i going the right way i don't know i'm out in a boat you're a frog am i going the right way i think so turtles the hell was that oh i couldn't see i good job what is going on where the hell are you guys we're behind you because you're still drunk yes that's where i am the fastest boat rider ever look at him go yeah yeah yeah the canadian board he's light years ahead what is this dumb ass music playing don't question it oh you're poisoned you're poisoned oh i did oh god i'm tripping balls oh gosh yes yes the boat champion that's right oh that was only great you guys wondered why i would ride boats on land that was training look at that time he barely beat me all aboard all aboard evans got the cool gold chain man we gotta go really i'm disqualified straight away hey get out of the way move shift wait what the whoa what are you doing four zero you can't go are you kidding me we can't go this way this is your fault someone's disqualified with me i'm going i'm i'm going i'm oh yes i'm floating in the air yeah that's right four zero evan turn around kevin you went to the show where are you gonna go where are you gonna go where are you gonna go get back in your corner there's there's arrows i'm just saying yeah there you go see you nerd why you calling me a nerd you're the one winning in minecraft shut up man i don't know what you're talking about here we go folks here we go we got an epic boat race happening in minecraft between two grown adults [Applause] how long this is a long race yes it is the announcer's getting tired i'm sick of this come on hold on it's getting exciting again their neck and neck or should i say roll and roll around the he's got the gold chain mail he's blinging now yeah my sweats on it though so ha this time i know what to press i'm looking at my crotch or something i can't see oh no why did we go down the stair oh no oh no no this was an awful lot yeah i was like oh no he's gonna choose another one come on this is your fault okay okay okay okay okay okay now go now go move there you go hurry up i don't even know if i'm winning no you're winning i don't know i've hit a dead end we have traffic in a boat racing game out of here evan other dead ends this is intense everyone is moving so fast l.a traffic [Music] oh no this way's wrong he's lying force you are you dumbass go i didn't turn around this way's wrong shut the up brock it's the right way he's lying the whole damn time it's not not not the right way i'm gonna catch up in here yes oh come on look at me 187. oh look it's your homeland oh it's canada oh you're already going forward already it's it's like mario kart you have time for a boost i ain't even looking backwards yeah looking forwards that's how winners work oh i was oh that drift oh i just went the right way guys i just went damn it scotty went the right way i'm back on ice oh oh thanks you knocked me into it i'm gonna wait it's over just like that are you me i got stuck in this game damn it i'm the true canadian i'm all about that look i'm gonna get oh my look there's a comedian over there a comedian a comedian yeah turn around remember the committee he's a funny comedian hey how's it going hey man what did you do you take a detour to alaska in five seconds i got 69 so that's nice oh look at this one it's like in space but it's water oh no don't fall off the wave damn it frog you're blocking my sword and i'm just blind oh baby what the hell oh scotty's so far away why am i tripping balls why does this always happen dude i have no idea where i'm going where the i'm still here we go yeah i'm tripping balls right now where do you go from here oh man i am so god is there guys hey brock i'm right behind you catching up catching up bro cool man he's a dead end i'm gonna pass you out brock i think i'm just gonna pass out from all the drugs turn up brother turn up [Music] dammit you're blocking me every corner get get back around that one mate yeah brother good shot i thought it's gonna be a basic ass boat race and then turn in this you thought wrong scotty won get out of my way i lost you again [Music] oh okay all again it's yours oh my god seven you left rocket oh man i'm on drugs again yeah oh dude oh don't screw up please i screwed up i screwed up hey what oh what was happening what was that how [Music] okay get so you like boats now evan do you like boats i'm going through the nether that oh my christ at the same time oh my god this is so scary i just went straight don't touch the fire never mind if you go either way okay don't touch the fire if you touch the fire your boat's gone yeah you don't say there's a wither oh don't worry about him oh you all made it worried about the fire that you're about to touch for zero ain't gonna touch man i could have been so far ahead you're on fire you're on fire brock i know i can feel your boat survive that's but it was literally on fire i went the wrong way yeah i know evan's just gone yes and he activated an item the fastest man i've ever seen on the ball yeah he trip balls i can't see what it's like to be on acid 4-0 that's what it's like oh you know yeah yeah i played minecraft before i've been to the nether while i'm on acid there it is no he's still here that's why it takes some drugs oh it's so close it's so close oh i just drove oh scotty messed up and went the wrong way activate something evan has a massive lead and it looks like he's going to go over the line yeah that's right the champion is back god damn it wow look at him yeah delighted ah yeah out in the boat and hey guys it's me let's block them can't pass look what i'm wearing i won oh that's true goodbye guys i don't know wait come here come here come this way scotty you you should be right here man there you go you got it honestly evan i think you're the real winner man that's a nice chainmail oh yeah also because i kept dying for half the races i got disqualified for half the races all right two more extra races right just just because we like going up our sucky hall right oh okay okay okay this seems simple very short yeah this is what it does these are not maps as i was saying it's a test so i don't think it's gonna be that great okay all right guys this is gonna be a this is gonna be a sprint it's gonna oh [Music] look at that 6.95 seconds that's not fair i got put on the end where there was already out of my way i died i got this we all died we yeah i'm happy i'm so glad everybody played this image is just so funny just look at it yep just read the sign and look at his face [Laughter] no i literally you did it on stream and people told me about it why'd you break my chick-fil-a i didn't mean to do that you ruined the free chicken for all of us how did you break it it's noga it's a hate crime i don't know how to fix this thing now because i made it too like years ago and i don't know how to fix it i'm taking you to court everyone head to the chick-fil-a right now we're really going to court yeah we built this courthouse for a reason i have jury duty i'm playing minecraft and i have jury duty all right if you guys notice the sign the chick-fil-a is can we get a reset today all right if you guys will notice the sign the chick-fil-a has been close because nogla is dumb hold on hold on that should say allegedly nogla is allegedly dumb all right until everyone's finally given my sign back pick my sign up give me my sign evan give me the sign give me the gun that's what's in looking good are you running you little albeit that's it he's not a police he can't use brutality he's not a police whatever you saw the sign the chick-fil-a is closed because no glue is dumb now my first piece of evidence is all the chickens are not inside the chicken machine okay they're sitting on the trash can that's the only thing i did and now also if you notice if you look inside where the chicken should be there's no cooked chicken he broke it all right and on these on these on this uh under these circumstances we're gonna settle this all right i appoint marcel as my uh attorney no he's completely blind he's my attorney because i'm black and i like chicken we all like drinking your piece of that's why we're all mad now we're fighting an energetic today we're fighting about chicken this is more important than the ender dragon someone broke the chicken machine we had free chicken for all a beautiful place a corporate entity moved in here to provide us with delicious chicken not gonna say anything racist hashtag not sponsored chick-fil-a guys don't worry i got a lot of dirt on no glass look at his stupid face where where do i go you're the audience do i have jury duty what am i doing sit the down you're watching an episode of judge jewellery on we're not even sitting down we're just judge jewelry we're just squatting all rise for his honorable judge terrorizer god look at the way he walks under the courtroom sit down piece of that's my courthouse nobody speaks unless spoken to hit the gavel i mean hit the camel you can hear the gobble right right in the case uh one point six five uh he denied question i have a question yes once when's lunch sunday to the chorus because there's no chicken exactly thank you bailey mr nogla you've been accused of up the one chick-fil-a food source in the whole town had you played not guilty that's it i have now using my powers have realized this man is clearly an idiot and i am sentencing you to one year in minecraft okay okay okay he's got a point he's got a point the plaintiff you guys shall have uh your case uh shall be heard now your honors proceed live on stream this man objection objection where's the footage your honor ruled overruled i shall let it go why would our subscribers lie and say that you broke the chick-fil-a machine in the united states i shall give you your opportunity to make your rebuttal sorry mr marcel please proceed sir thank you very much no no shut up in the courthouse you little mick whoa bleep that i don't really know it's irish and irish it happens right hey hey i dropped my irish flag my courthouse i could be racist against the irish lives in america for half a week now nogla my client wants you to fix the chicken machine you must look up the appropriate tutorials and invest the time to fix the chicken machine so the town may have its chicken again your honor i'd like to present some evidence right here look at this a feather from one of the chickens that escaped the machine when he broke a hole in it and look here's even the piece of glass because he broke it i had to replace it i have a question how do we know that's actually from the chick-fil-a and you just didn't get those fake evidence sensible talking from that man because look look right on it look real close there's a little chick-fil-a logo on the feather there is i see it it's right there your honor every chick-fil-a chicken i don't see it your honor not only did he did he break the chick-fil-a chicken machine which is delicious holy chicken sent from god he hasn't even attempted to fix it that's good okay mr nogla you should have the opportunity can i talk it's been 10 minutes of him railing on me overruled misleading please proceed mr marcel i'm misleading all can now no glove if you didn't break the chick-fil-a machine what did you do in chick-fil-a if you're interested i don't answer answer the question he's stalling he's still is it my turn uh sorry sorry i'm late i'm sorry i'm late uh i am dying to know this representation going on okay we're def we're on we're on defense defense we're on defense i am his defense attorney okay i will defend him at all costs hold on hold on that's true why didn't i have a lawyer violence let's pause for a commercial break real quick [Applause] just throw your mic as well thank you very much thank you bailey yeah yeah i brought you uber eats by the way oh thank you i'm actually really hungry defendants wait a second where did you get that chicken kfc okay the defense you have your opportunity now to lay down all your evidence please proceed and you flappy bird chill the cats all right calm down evan ask them where is the specific clip yeah yeah yeah let me see that clip let me see my clip original chick-fil-a your honor objection he's the only one who has access to that footage and he's able to delete it this is no not in it's in a playlist that's unlisted that's it although why are you gathering evidence for them you're the bailey yeah what the man i have the footage i have the footage this is amazing delete it delete it off youtube now no no no it's a raw file i have it okay uh i am currently ready to watch the evidence that has been provided uh before me three two one go are the chickens fixed there's a cobblestone uh broken and look at the chicken's escape there right there you see right there and then he replaces the block in the incorrect position and now the machine never works so all you got to do is just put a blue honor your honor for the evidence my client has presented is undisputable and i don't know what else we could possibly say here are you suing us for one cobblestone to the courtroom you shall address me as your honor and when i am holy you have death penalty for vandalism holy mr nogla all the evidence that has been presented before me today i have no other option but to sentence you to community service i will allow you to live stream but all revenue generated from that live stream has to be donated to er code um you should be me we will also take a charity donation i'm picking the the the the the chickens of the nation charity there we go for all oppressed chickens yeah let's donate it to chick-fil-a in real life just print the cash and then go into chick-fil-a in real life just give it to one of the employees and be like here this is for the damages yeah i like mr beast just give it to the cashier he or she will know what to do they'll know what we're talking about the cashier quits his job and runs away [Laughter] okay that is it what is adjourned uh all rise i'm awesome i'm leaving actually one time i met a fan oh there's oh wait what the hell is this he teleported me in here yeah like uh i like five tickets to pluto nash please no problem no problem man we got loads of those tickets give him a diamond pickaxe in my name what a beautiful image that is [Laughter] i don't know what it says it says nice irish guy we should just go do the ender dragon and leave him in there that's fine we are going to die anyway y'all just going to stand there all day and watch me huh yeah right i'm going to die i'm in danger i'm in danger you actually know all my secrets no i was just saying that the would you let me show you then let me show you oh you want more secret in your hole but you wait you didn't see this i swear you just you came from here from where from down here yeah yeah right here okay okay see this yeah i see it what about it how do you know this was here cause you just went in there oh for sakes well that's without all your secrets gun okay let me show you something now let me show you something else okay we can't tell anyone right except for maybe brian because he's the host and he could like do anything you know he's like jesus all right come here come here see this see this door come here come here close that door close that door okay right here right here right here what the oh my gosh okay this one is a bit more impressive all right all right show your mouth don't let anyone know don't let anyone know don't let anyone know look look look look look come here look look look look at the bottom every one of you look look at that look at the bottom uh can we go girl all right grab one of these yeah let me go first follow me follow me follow me follow me follow me follow me i'm gone i'm gone oh they might see us underground this is not good we might have to turn back can't crouch and he won't be able to see us oh really yeah you sure pretty positive this is wildcat's house right up there yeah this is weird well it wasn't the original plan to get scotty does it matter man i'm plotting against everybody oh yeah wildcat hasn't gotten it for a while so we need to see we should go back we should go back we've done too much we're already suspicious for another day i guess but dude you've been creating this basically like rail system underground just ready to press the noob doomsday is coming doomsday is coming [Music] did you take the chicken from inside the chick-fil-a uh no but i have more chicken how much chicken do you want lots of chicken i'm at three so i'll probably like all right i got you i got you i got you with this chicken you nogla i'm sorry bro just went al-qaeda and just suicide bomb kill me some bail if you are moon supposed to check everyone that comes in make sure they don't have lava on them pretty standard core proceeding okay uh chicken is this way where the are you guys i'm at the beacon no these guys huh underground but i don't know how you get there you're underground where are you at i mean we mean what i mean i don't know what you're talking about wait that's not what i don't know where you are no club no club what are you doing okay okay okay just do it just do it right now just do it what are you doing we're doing chicken hurry up no doing chicken they're underground over here somewhere doing some wait he's frantically doing something my house is getting better no it's not yes it is you killed my horse but i live how does he have 5 million i may have misjudged this situation um so i stopped recording and evan ogle blew up tyler's house i needed to defend my client that's true thank you thank you is attorney client you know confidentiality yeah exactly so uh so brian yeah go ahead and reset the server not yet what what are you doing what the your shitty treehouse oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah you want to cook some chicken what's wrong with the potatoes you want to cook some chicken you want to cook some chicken you want to cook something are you trying to blow up my dogs run run tony no tony no no tony's too smart he's not smack tony who's always been dismissed how do you guys have so much tnt i have a whole inventory full i got it from [Music] somebody already blew homer's ass apart i'm late marge got kinky one night wide open brother ryan i'm i'm leaving i'm resetting the surface hold on wait a minute wait a minute okay he's gonna blow something else up you're blowing up up rock house yeah that [Music] everything you've ever worked hard for brock isn't that sad all right oh damn it are you reset reset yeah i'm in the courthouse and i'm alive wait is this before all your got destroyed yeah yeah yeah i have it all i need to go see exactly how much tnt evan has uh-uh um you're not allowed what are you doing where's this hole in the ground shut the up there's no hole in the ground it's over here somewhere there's a hole in the ground with bamboo it's like a bamboo staircase there's nothing nothing breaking it he's breaking he's just broken right here i'm throwing it away say oh my god the amount of chicken in there you little where's all the tnt took it out i took it out i know i did it he took it all out he took out all the tnt little no idea stop it please come here you little i'm such a little weasel what is all the chicken so much chicken there's so much chicken why does all this exist below my house why my house why couldn't it be no gloves or anybody's else i really like you holy yeah this is like directly underneath towers yeah it's a piece of when did you do this you said it was already here yeah i'm sure when did you do this you're such a snake i learned from you i learned from the best yes yes teleport me to you right now what is this reset reset brian yes yes i'm a cat blower [Music] yeah only your cat definitely just a cat right i think because that we should not reset the server receive the way it is now what no i'm just taking all these secrets this is my server i'm taking excuse me can we can we move the court date my attorney has been slaughtered do you need a new attorney wildcat yeah yeah i need an offensive eternal puffer is your skin supposed to be a blow up doll it looks like a spongebob it's a puffer oh so it's like the same thing it looks like a blow brother you're supposed to in the mouth you got a part of mouth boy let's do the let's do the deafening thing is everybody here know about the definite thing yeah definitely definitely definitely do definitely yeah do that here we go everybody definitely definitely sorry deafening oh look at that pretty good okay gonna walk into the thing oh my god oh you puffer i gotta go get to go go get go oh holy my heart is racing that was a close call holy holy holy got to fix the lights got to go gonna do bump up up above we're gonna do this thing with the fire sticks whatever the that's called it's a double kill in nav now the lights went off yeah so double kill and nav when the lights went off tyler went towards lights with vanna's and i got suspicious of violence but the two of them went that way i killed the pig the pigs yeah so i heard all the footsteps um when i went past o2 came back and i feel like john who came back oh my god there's three dead this okay reeks of marcel and scotty they're even sitting next to each other look out look at them i don't know they could have been they could have vented they could have vented them you you guys look like a couple over there i need reassurance i need reassurance that john i should vouch for electrical by by time i think i saw a question sure i have a question who's third willing on that date over there is it uh john or is it wildcat it's me for sure i just want to watch i'm here to watch wait could you do my favorite wildcat could you look up panda and do this i think it's marcelo there you go daddy that's why i raged quit last time definitely nothing definitely definitely definitely definite you're just staying in a thing [Music] dude i almost killed him emergency meeting yeah so we we really shouldn't have voted someone out on seven and i don't know how it happened but you know anthony told you how it was done i tried skipping away i don't know if marcel was actually a killer or not the accidental hero i think i think just to be safe we vote out what you killed him it's only fair but i'm not the killer yeah i may have jerked you off but i don't trust you as far as your jizz flung i don't know well it's been a while so it probably went pretty far no because i ran down towards shields because i heard your clunky footsteps towards there to see who it was and john was doing a task in navigation and i clicked onto when i started doing the calls the first left task in navigation sorry so what i'm saying is we've got scotty scotty i feel ladies and gentlemen you do what you want you do what you want that guy that guy look at that loser over there he's got an imposter like every round him if it's not all right i gotta go kill brian real quick i gotta go kill brian real quick gotta go find brian hello sweater boy i don't know what i'm doing go to the reactor we gotta go i hear people behind me god damn it [Music] okay [Music] what the is happening are these guys not doing it [Music] [Music] is one of two and then i think if you unclick it you have to just hold crazy over there oh go go he's i'm queuing because i don't have much time so hey what's up guys i just want to give a quick shout out to warpath for sponsoring this video so if you guys are not aware warpath is a game that gives you an authentic world war ii experience with a ton of details and exciting gameplay they give you a historical equipment collection using realistic models to display famous tanks and niche guns with ultra high precision which i'm a huge fan of and the maps are completely immersive designed on real terrain with familiar battlefields and cities so you could re-experience every classic battle as a commander in pve mode and while you 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press the goddamn button let's go what's next hey what's up puffer what's going on we're gonna turn this way don't got task there yeah dude this is uh commentary what the hell was that dude brock like swatted that thing and didn't even stand there come on let me do the thing yep or zero i think four zero's safe because he would have killed me and that looked pretty damn good with the timing oh the lights who the died someone oh god oh god oh god marcel marcel marcel's gonna try to kill me marcel's gonna try to kill me i gotta get to the button i gotta get to the button is marcel vented he did it he did a magician's trick i was in uh i was in the hours of the trick i was i was in uh electrical nobody was there lights went off and then all of a sudden lights went on and marcel magical where's the timing on these doors bro they open way too fast oh look look he's levitating he's doing his next trick this is how the dinosaurs died all right that's that's some good detective work right there oh god moo was suspicious he was faking garbage and he was just like he was swatting at it it looked really goddamn suspicious all right all right oh dude it's like a strobe light with how much the light's going on and off and on and off where so tyler's dead body was near shields there's like footsteps everywhere so it could be puffer yeah so i went forward i went forward towards nav to see if i could find anyone for puffer's dead though we're on seven right now i don't know yeah i don't know the rules on like everyone's saying don't vote on this don't vote on that we obviously don't vote because there's only one imposter left i know who is that the truth too i'm suspicious of you because something just i'll let you know i'll let you know later it's okay i'll let you know later okay never mind forget no i didn't say anything i didn't say anything yes you did and now i'm screwed but who's your teammate brian terrorizer oh you know the reason why i'm suspicious of moo was because uh he was doing the uh garbage shoot and he just kept like swatting his hand at it but he never stood there that's just brock being a weirdo look at this ass like this ass in the corner stupid ass terminator guy you can hear my footsteps look at this guy's analyzing like he's the goddamn terminator look at this guy oh oh oh oh oh oh he's oh oh oh he's gonna kill him he's gonna yep yep yep oh oh oh oh i feel like i saw delirious come out of lower engine vin i feel like i didn't that's where yeah i don't know i just i'm shooting i'm hilarious because there's three there's three accusations on them and i think it's worth the shot all right oh that's fine i'm done with my test though bye guys it's my first time being in here holy out there out there yeah we're in here how's it feel we're out here i'm being sucked off hey i want to get voted up where's brian at right now right now he's in the electric he's an electrical he's going to venture i think he's going to scum he is after he's going to be going after now oh yeah where's he going what's he going to do the other two hurry up move no he can't kill brock here he's going to repeat he's still reporting every time brock was dead at 02 thing as i got there wait is it just us three no idea kobe it is so then it's brian that was withdrawn i think we wonder listen to your intuition brian you're panicking brian you panic you could have just waited and just won why did you self-report yeah no there's nobody i didn't know how many people still have rock i have a question so so so you know like the garbage chute on the bottom that you did like the first round why were you just no i didn't do it oh what the were you doing then it was the wrong one oh i was like why were you swatting that was suspicious that you gotta admit that looks suspicious you were just swatting at it he was accidentally faking a task these three belts we didn't foresee this happening they're manually rebuilding it work graffiti that marcel did these are wildcats slaves here comes the start button oh yay okay let's fire it up now we're missing ourselves [Music] sure thing mister battles right away i'm always surrounded i'm not gonna get right to work [Laughter] we're under attack this is not a test this is your emergency broadcast system we're a unit we are a unit together we're strong announcing the commencement of the weekly purge sanctioned by minecraft what's going on what the oh no no and then it cuts to us just telling stories and then i grew up on a farm when i was eight customers just playing with [Music] he's cows purge reporter look at him what up what's up i'm not going to push him off but i want to scare him oh we know we should definitely push him off i'm just reporting i'm just reporting on it very why were you using that voice the purge reporter this is the purge reporter the one and the only official news source of the purge welcome to my news station vlog you're gonna have a lot of work to do catching up with everyone well it's gonna be nuts i'm here to get footage without having to actually play the game during the week so let's do this so people are gonna us over bro you're gonna focus over hell hello hey what's up man what up dude how are you doing what's going on nice of you i'm just vlogging dude i'm just vlogging i'm already by the way i'm a reporter i'm a reporter n-word n-word what's up livestream n-word it's okay you already got me demonetized listen there's rules right now right but in 15 minutes there are no rules he doesn't have to stay in 15 minutes so in 15 minutes evan i'm giving you this tnt one block of tnt no it's nine i have nine tnt holy oh no so is going down today and it's going down you're gonna feel the tension possibly sexual tension in the courthouse oh yeah everybody's going to be there it's giant orgy in the courthouse today so these people take this game really really seriously right uh for the next two hours yes things will be kind of pretty serious and you say there's some like crazy mlg nerds on this server or really really good there yeah i believe so i believe there is some virgins on the server we have to keep an eye out for them and um they'll be the main danger because you know me brian wildcat we're we're the anti-virgins so nice a lot of virgins on the server are going to come after us oh my god is that cool you look good bro dude no one knows he's fake i hate my life right now hey yeah let's go let's go have a private meeting private meeting private meeting private meeting all right yeah probably private meeting private i mean what happened to your skin moo i'm early bird for the purge oh that's so weird your beak is flat well yeah that's kind of you know not a lot i can do about that these dang block shapes you look scary what's the deal with you are you you're a reporter yeah you're just covering it yeah yeah yeah how's your experience so far we need to have a service press like vest on you so so you don't get killed yeah you don't get attacked and that's a great idea for the next purge he's gonna have a custom outfit we'll get that made actually that's quite good you need to go around in the middle of the fight interviewing people i think that's that's the content i don't really want to talk to anybody other than you guys though it's a very biased news station it's a very bring your your kids to the playground for the first time and he doesn't want to excuse the first day and he's i don't want to talk to anybody this is like a super biz news station all right oh so you work for fox oh okay okay there'll be an announcement you'll know what it is [Applause] just go around on like the outskirts of everyone's parks but for people who but for the people who aren't you it's like you say the real thing we're talking about okay everybody head back to your home you can hang out and watch it for a bit if you want but all right here we go [Applause] i got home real fast true true no your casino's gone man i i think we have to i think we just have to put it unless you have some kind of immunity is he on your is he on uh is he on this team we're making deeper higher yeah we're making deals okay i'm a reporter to ensure his safety to the reporting session oh oh explosive media okay feel free to use someone i feel like i'm slowly just going to join your team yeah it's it's inevitable as a reporter as a reporter netflix document and documentarian that's it just follow us for the best so brian how you feeling i'm feeling good yeah and no no glue you know it's hard living with no glove i do like the office holy oh my god he's on fire how much damage did that do everybody can hear me it did one heart okay you've got armor then that's good to know what's that it's starting to burn the hell this is like this is not a test this is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the weekly purge sanctioned by minecraft lower have been authorized for use sounds so fake all other weapons are restricted any and all crime including murder will be legal for two continuous hours blessed be our new founding fathers and minecraft a server reborn may god be with you all what are you saying anakin what the are you saying anarchy oh come on anakin stop ruin i'm getting into the zone i have the high ground [Music] a person or a chicken what should i do just continue running around with us oh that must have hurt we're under attack neutral mainly terrorizer don't shoot let them burn oh did you get one of them where did you hit him where'd you hit him oh my gosh the whole place is on fire let it burn let it burn legit get over here okay he died so young he died so young so beautiful so what do you guys think of that battle and that went down pretty well we had a tactic going in mind we always wanted to go for the weak link firstnet so yeah we decided to go in with a very aggressive game plan and it worked out quite well nice all right what are we doing should we go should we go to them or where should we go i don't know what to do right now well we have yeah we want to kill around the corner we should definitely try to kill delos we should go to we're like navy seals except we're stupid except we're oh my god there's dolphins i can hear vows in my ear just whispering in my ear dude no glove full speed ahead oh god okay let's go let's move on i've never been so jealous of noble children what's up chill sorry about that how do you feel about getting on we're going to get some news for you here held i know you hear me chilled killed good killed killed yeah maybe our microphone doesn't work i'll give you twenty dollars if you turn around 20 dollars 20 dollars if you turn around and chill 20 dollars we're not gonna kill your child what do you mean you're not gonna kill me that seems like no no no no no no no no no we we're cool with your team now we're cool with your team we didn't didn't even kill shovels oh no turn around turn around we just need you to report we're gonna murder you you better run you better run but come back come back come back okay i'm gonna have to slow you down i'm gonna have to slow you down you have to slow you down okay come back come back we need you to turn back right now he doesn't give a no i'm so scared i think we go back yeah yeah he ain't worth it he doesn't have as many subscribers as other people on the server let's go bam you know how it works you know how it works it's business you know business hundred percent business all right let's go let's go let's go we're gonna these people up i mean i'm gonna report i'm gonna report things i'm gonna i'm reporting reporting you feel that you feel that tingle in your balls do you feel that you feel that neutral oh i'm glad we could make an alliance worthwhile cowards coward coward you look at you look at you look at you look at you dude let's let's up their babies get their base up let's go up there and their base off evan i i have a job for you no no i have a job for you go up to their base and destroy it what happened to this reporter business wait wait you need the tnt you need the team t okay you need the tnt give him some tnt evan give him some things how many how many there's two just two or three i've been given the flint and steel yeah turn around up the base there you go go through the middle them up [Music] yeah i'm reporting i'm i'm reporting getting all of it reporting over here just to report you happened get in get in get in the goddamn boat oh my god i like it in the boat i'm in i think can i oh you gotta sit on it right click right click right click i'm right clicking man are you using mouse and keyboard where are you oh my god holy ah come on hell we've got teams that are in a discord together esports sweat mcdick they're all in proximity chat they've got astro sponsor in their headset let's jump on into the astro gaming headset interview he's got two down left blue left blue he's pushing right pushing right mind you i was i did hit someone and i was like making that joke jesus christ [Music] looking over their shoulder get in the water i was in the water kill chilled chaos he likes to dunk on like children in wheelchairs and think he's amazing oh my god he does oh my god i let you run over two berries and he one taps me who killed your brother the first time was it no no it was the four-year-old virgin with the nether right armor dick oh my god watch out look northern california had another you know pregnancy reveal gender reveal come on it's a boy it's a boy you just have a jenna reveal party who the is over here hey welcome to northern california where the forest fires are lit as oh no no oh oh ryan ryan ryan where the it's like a fbi do you see this oh damn oh you're fired what the is happening this is this is a battle bigger than us boys but i don't have any partners over there crazy the i can't put my boat down here it was brown okay oh oh oh what are you doing you mad man bro thank god wait can i get in on that yep i'm like scrooge mcduck swimming in this so how did that explosion make you feel it made me feel powerful made me feel like i belonged in this world i actually had a purpose now this place got really up holy crap my place my place got blown up immediately so i'm just returning the favor that's why i don't own property here that's why you joined today i've been reporting i've been reporting i've reported a lot of stuff a lot of a lot of activities happening at your house oh yes i uh i i i found out what it was i can't wait to read about it in the newspaper the daily purge we're a unit we are a unit together we are strong group of people we need to venomous parts of this here take that and send it on him i'm a reporter though all of us grouped we're all going to go to the left listen to the left focus pete and only pete if anybody fights you them just only focus focus who cares [Music] oh my god stay close how is this working i'm unarmed yeah i hated those guys you just killed i'm not even friends with them honestly they are so weird i hate working here what movie is that from iron man 3. oh yeah yeah the jesus well that one that was rough that was that was that that was rough i was rough i don't know what part of focus pete you guys oh no we definitely didn't win what the just happened down here oh there's just a joke hi everyone is everyone i was hoping we could get the team team blow up each space or something dude i don't know i don't know man how do i get out smitty how do i leave holy oh my god oh is going down what the is happening i heard explosion what the happened yeah so it always hits up where's your house this was this approximately 68. hey hey you want to go turn the peace sign into a penis yeah sure like the peace sign looks like balls right now so does it all right what's asking for it it's a piece the penis of peace i know that marshall's supposed to give like a speech or something what's up anyone got any person personal vendettas against anyone from this absolutely yeah can we all just gang up next week everyone versus pete good luck we're going to do pvp practice and we're going to them up next week all right yeah that's right yeah yeah i got it anyone else getting a ton of tonight yeah [Laughter] wait brian ryan brian brian brian [Laughter] [Music] yes oh this is like we need more sand boys we need more sun okay oh that's lit yeah we're getting there boys we're getting there it needs to don't it's gonna blow up oh i said it was weird all right welcome everybody hi this is the uh this is the minority squad uh with two plus ones nogla is marcel's plus one because he loves him so much no he's not and mu is my plus one yes i am no i want one move i want mu is my plus one you can have no club okay guys calm down doesn't matter what matters is that we're gonna prank wildcat okay we're gonna do some to his house we're gonna fill it with pigs and we're gonna cook some bacon by blowing it the up and we only felt right because we messed with nogla so hard that you get to participate and message oh thank you so much i love minorities that's a spirit okay we gotta hurry we gotta hurry though because he's he's probably gonna be done fortnight soon so we gotta we gotta do this quick all right who's doing what who's doing what should we just all do it together step one is getting pigs into tyler's house meet the main house we're gonna get picked question what happens when he joins the call and the server let's just use code names albatross albatross albatross what do you mean albatross if anybody sees them just let me have my code name okay that's your whose code name is that all right code moo how about that oh i like it oh that cool name i like it oh wait we don't have any pet pigs no okay all right follow me hey i'm jumping over here across the water across water okay just lead us brian lead us feed us to the pigs the land of the pigs if we don't have time we can do chickens we're not doing chickens it makes no sense to do chicken makes no sense whatsoever the only thing that would make sense is pigs or cats and cats are really hard right we're saving chickens from marcel's house here's the farming area look i built a farm over here full of sheep here's a pig right here how do i get them how do i get okay take your carrot out have your carrot in your hand he's following me now yeah just have your card in your hand oh there's so many piggies on me this is like noah's ark right it was just a little less inspiring oh unbelievable dude dude it's gonna take so long look at noah's ark over there dumb ass you're not going to get over the mountains i don't need to go over the mountains it's getting dark guys it's getting dark we got to go we got to bring these pigs walk together we ride together we collect pigs together guys we have our first pigs in wildcats house oh and they serve success we did it we got it all right now how do i make them make more babies feed two adults two adults there we go oh there it is there it is there it is why is his upstairs so weird is he not done he's not done okay perfect holy there's a lot of damn he's here and you get a pig fan meet up [Laughter] this is perfect holy we need more i'm level 17 just off doing this you're like the pig social media instagram star this is vidcon whoa i go to vidcon are you calling me a pig [Music] [Laughter] yes my hands are off my keyboard i'm just waiting for like a black pig to just pop out hey who's got gunpowder who's got gun powder you get it from creepers kill kill creepers we have to kill lots of creepers we can't let them blow up though right yeah oh huh get it there's noises there all right go get them they're like creeper tears so we need to do that thousand more times okay let's go oh damn there's just a bunch of skeletons oh snuggle was shot by a skeleton do you wanna talk about it my sand [Laughter] level seven sand okay okay okay okay okay okay took us like five nights but we got enough gunpowder finally nice yeah yeah i've been working hard i'm i've been suddenly walking down here silent i don't know about that i want to see this come down the hole what hole the down old hole which hole this hole okay what hole is it outside i didn't oh pigs are coming in the pigs are coming in the pigs are coming rock get down here oh my god this is a straight up basement yeah i'm trying to murder these it's raining pigs we gotta close the gap close the gap close the gap slaughter them oh my god look at this yeah this is like some wily coyote like cartoon you remember that scene batman with the joker and he rings up and wait where's rachel this is where rachel was this is where the rachel was hey brian brian can i test it just to make sure it works no no no no all right right okay so i want you guys to follow me down here okay keep going straight follow me and we go right over here now the placement of this doesn't have to be exactly correct right now but the whole plan is a line of redstone will lead from this entry point all the way over to his house okay and do we want him to activate it see the whole thing is like if there was a switch and he flicks it and he can see his house then it would blow up i think it needs to be it needs to be a little closer exactly that's what i'm saying so look at the pig on the balcony don't do it don't do it no there's so much to live for oh so we have to do redstone torches the whole way not the whole way because redstone only goes a certain amount of blocks so you gotta yes so you do need redstone torches everybody likes we do so and then once again respond me the brian i'll do it just don't connect it nova i won't connect them you know seen us okay oh that's it yeah yeah we're getting there boys we're getting there no no no no no no no it needs to and two blocks one has the button because like you've seen stand here for concerts is going to light the already don't put it it's going to blow up oh i said i was lit you dumbass what are you doing [Music] i think it works i think it works right in 30 minutes five minutes five minutes five minutes go back frank go back come back come back no no no no so we need to waste we need to like waste you no glass you sit you you're so i love the way brock like like shouted it oh my it worked all right it it worked it worked it was gonna fix the server back because if wildcat joins and he has no house it goes all the way to work go by five minutes quick all right now okay one person do this no one do anything else and don't and don't connect it make them stop mommy make him go away it's gone okay okay okay it's on it's on i'm going i'm going i'm testing i'm testing it's still going it's still going it's still going it's still going and then it stops we're good right we're good we're good we're good holy and nearly blew up no it didn't brian disconnected it oh smart dude yeah it's one of those ideas we had yeah insane done nobody touched the dick no you can't resist but don't do it the arm is not the let me start that again the house is now armed yes do not flip the switch why'd you call me out i can resist the dick why don't we get a bit close to the house so when he spawns there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah when he joins the call we need to act like we are like okay wait that's everybody that's fine everybody go over to the other chat go go what the no no no no no no no relax relax right legs relax chill i'm sweating i'm panicking i gotta press the switch i can't take the pressure shouting will make your mind clearer i gotta touch the dick when he joins we make we maintain focus on the pigs that's the main prank and then let it die down whatsoever okay then we go over and no glue will say oh do you want to check out nogla's house we'll go over if we're on our way over and he passes judgement on the sign then that's fine but if not we go into noga's house show him about and as we leave then evan can say like hey tyler uh check out this thing and then you'll be like what such thing for that and then he'll flick it that's what it is if we run over and start going oh also look at this sign that could be suspicious don't do that all right all right boys welcome to minecraft [Laughter] what the is this it's i can't hear myself think hold on it's your dad holy christ your father's back yay wait come here come here you need to do a stage dive at least come on yeah you gotta make the best of it here here hold on take your helmet off you smell the helmet on i have one carrot what is this just jumping in there they're all yours bro [Music] little baby ones too they're all coming out they're all coming out the doors i'm going back wait wait wait wait tyler let me show you one thing look at this look at this sign over here big orgy cool thanks this one over here over here over here that's that one more important one no no it's gonna be a [Laughter] you guys smart good smart guy everybody out everybody out the party is over your father doesn't love you why is there a starving horse outside what you do what happened what wait what happened what the hell was that what happened where are those kills what the what happened what are you [Laughter] i still hear a few pigs all that's left there's just a huge crater now you guys are i hate you guys [Laughter] that was five hours of work you're nothing oh my stomach hurts like you're gonna saw the creeper blow up can we please footage can we please just go back in time like 10 minutes and then do what was actually supposed to happen oh my gosh from this service if you didn't want me to join that's why you didn't want me to join while you were violating my house with pig orgies and explosives to be 100 transparent that's the second time we accidentally blew up your nice look at all the pigs again yay all right tell her come outside come outside oh look the skeleton's on yourself look at the creeper that's the one that blew everything up right here look at how many pit they're on top of the house they're just having a party up there fat idiots [Laughter] i don't know what the happened oh look at him sexy you ready yes three two one push the cart fire in the hole oh my gosh yes baby we go yes come on oh here we go here we go all right everybody let's show you guys my awesome crib brian's seen it no go seeing that movie you haven't seen it ever i'm the only person here who hasn't seen it so it's a tour for me okay up here up here this is where we uh craft all the things make all this stuff all the magic happens got the food and everything and then up here we got the bedroom we got the heads that i've collected of my victim oh damn you killed a creeper okay you got you've collected a few more heads dude you're getting so much tonight look watch watch you put them on your head you'd be like get the out of my house all of you get out of my house okay now this was the house that you guys so rudely interrupted and none of you are ever invited again okay and then down here okay this is this is where it gets interesting why do you have a homeless shelter in your home you ready we're doing a magic trick magic trick they're all gonna wake up in three two one wake up you slaves get back to work oh you have a sweatshop in your home yeah yeah the one black guy in our group makes the slave ring and they buy and sell literally anything you want anything yeah yeah they're slaves with jobs you want some full diamond armor talk to this guy you want some full diamond weapons talk to this guy you want a pair of nike shoes come down here we got some children down here yep this guy over here it's their new slogan small hands make for great laces weird you can buy anything for them and they're just they just have beds everywhere it's american dream right here in minecraft well they have to have beds i mean i'm not a criminal you know what i'm saying they need a place to sleep or is that where they do their service yeah not sex slaves all right listen up me and brock found a map to a woodland mansion brock and i rock and i looked i've had a map to a world of matching it looks like this see it no no i don't see it's in my hand what the is that 100 woodlands that pixel right there that's the much right but we didn't actually find it find it we've recruited you idiots to help us find it find us yeah yeah we're going this way right yeah anybody need any beds oh yeah if you want to know there's a creeper at the door oh oh there's there oh there's the front door here's the front door oh yeah that's the front door all right all right looks look for welcome here all right boys i'm gonna go into creative and give you tnt we really blow up his house we're not gonna blow it up i think it would be funny just to fill this up threaten him we're just gonna fill this place up with tnt and then head off like give him a thread if he doesn't come back play with us within the next few days or whatever we're just going to blow this place up feel like he's not going to come back if you do this no no no we're not going to do it if he doesn't come back all this tnt is it's got your name on it we dead you dumb why did i not think of that i'm in a having to be a dumb i don't think you come back i don't know how to reset the cert you don't know how to reset this new server no you can't reset it no it's not the same as wrong i didn't know my bad you think i would do that if i knew you can't reset it yeah you would you could you would you definitely would have i wouldn't the sheep have been free though you've really done it justice for the sheep though you know you know i put them on set them free dude ryan sorry about that see you uh you got your stuff back reverted the map so everything is back to normal [Music] like it's so fast looking i mean to be fair it is kind of your fault brian you can't put tnt down around evan you know he always has flint and steel i don't know why i didn't realize you know you blame me blame me it's okay i'll make it up to delirious when you're placing their tnt and then all you hear is and you're like oh dude i always have a flynn steal on me no matter what like i have that before i have a food i'm not gonna lie marcel i'm so happy you didn't die because you would never talk to me ever again i would have actually been really pissed off i've already lost 15 levels today because you murdered me in my own house so i still see a destroyed house yeah we don't know how to fix it brock so just to be clear we broke the time machine yeah i made a new server and i don't know how to revert the server yet so delirious sorry it was my fault it was my fault delirious i owe you let's see delirious won't find out about all this until he watches evan's video so until then let's just you know move on like there's no nothing's wrong we have an adventure let's solve our problem hold on hold on all right let's make the cut mid-sentence all right guys we're gonna keep going this way the hell is this oh ice cream [Music] oh my gosh there's so much new shite wait wait a second is somebody built here no no this is uh this is all natural though oh yeah natural railroads just yeah yeah that's happens in the game evan welcome to nature this is red sand white terracotta orange terracotta light gray terracotta boys and then if you if you uh cook it you get like this nice stained glassy stuff it's like it looks pretty sick oh okay this is what maggots feel like when they're inside poo like oh it is oh an analogy what an analogy this man comes up with this reminds me of maggots and well we're digging through a giant brown right inside what other scenario can you think of boys this is like having sex it's so pretty man you got ice cream mountain over there you got canada over there and you got where we come from over there home is that direction it's pretty sick i wish we could make portals now you're going to say pornos and then have it recommended oh my sick i wish we could make pornos [Laughter] exactly put in any color any color oh any color look at this check it out check it out check it out this is yellow guys check it out this is what yellow looks like whoa what is that yeah that's the yellow terracotta what the is the terracotta the we've been standing on this whole time oh my god do that one over put that one down look at that damn we got look at that oh that's all the colors we got right now dude we're like making persian rugs dude we're gonna sell them what do you want to name it marcel what do you want to name this place 50 shades of nice okay guys we gotta go ignore the village ignore the village and follow me ignore the village and follow me ignore the villagers push you brock especially why especially if there's a cat there's a cat there's a cat there's a cat there's a cat kill it so brock doesn't get distracted i've never seen that kind before where the is brock this is what happens when you found it i wasn't chasing a cat yeah oh my god what is this look at that whose house is this millionaire lives in the middle of a forest yup wow look at that thing holy it's actually really big dude that thing is big that's yeah that's massive oh that's a nice mansion boys how much do you think that goes on zillifor out in the middle here nowhere probably like three four hundred k yeah it's probably delirious i was dead yeah what are we doing we're being really creepy towards this guy let's find the front door imagine let's playing stick together of those windows and just looking out yeah imagine looking out your windows playing like it's a g mod play it like it's a gmod horror map yeah and stick together oh now it's raining oh great great oh it's raining now it's even scarier open house come in oh that's perfect oh look at that look at that okay oh my hey howdy doody there welcome to the open house here fellas uh mr uh mr snuckles you're late all right well if you give you gentlemen what get inside it's scary okay well all right boys well show us the house terrorizing are there like traps in here i have no idea they're growing weed only she lived here and so uh people from uh portland yeah some vegans going down the creepy hallway keep going down boys oh guys look out it's scary oh creeper i'm kidding i'm kidding please no seriously stop guys it's me gender [Music] us what is this thingy i found a quick charge toolbook there's a piece of rotten flesh enjoy you stay here bro evan are you gonna blow up the no and then i saw it was in your hand are we gonna blow up the hole no i only have three that's not enough oh look at this fella he wants a hug give him the hug why does he want me what the he likes you the most heaven oh oh there's a lot of moms in here is this a boxing ring what the hell is this [Music] all right well someone didn't want to bat like evan talking yeah why'd you stop talking what'd you find welcome to movies honestly honestly just a name tag just a name tag name tags are awesome right who's fighting who's fighting i'll fight anybody any anyone here i'll fight him to the death anybody oh our first contender is coming to the ring oh yeah in the green corner battle time boys time all right here we go all right in the green corner we have nogla in the other green corner we have the zombie who's going to win let's get ready to rumble let's do this fight fight boy i'm dead [Applause] [Music] what's up here oh what is up here is this the other floor is this a confessional it's a confessional what the hell is that what that is i get in there you two catholic [Laughter] brian no god get in there hello my child i like to make a confession nothing yes yes my child what's your confession i hit all the content planners why do you hate them ah what the hell [Music] we've really ruined this person's house they opened up their home oh it was an open house it's kind of on them oh look there's this guy what is this who is this guy some doves he's dr strange oh where are you going oh i just got told him about is lava breaking into this room bring it in here bring it in here oh what's up here marcel a chest oh guys there's a lot of indicators down there there's a lot of indicators around right now oh he dropped down this is pure chaos these pixies come on let's clear this house out yeah it's right there another floor yo die oh oh oh oh david blaine david blaine oh there's so many i might die i might die i'm dead wait a minute what's this guys come here to the roof we've been here already on the roof how'd you get oh yeah come to the roof right here right here this is what is this there's nothing up here oh yeah well what there was a chat [Laughter] did you set that up earlier brian you piece of the one you did why is he so excited about up here it gets a roof oh man i said no i did that was so sweet oh i thought evan was in on it no no no idea not this one for sake are you kidding me yeah what the mansion stop there's got to be a secret around here the secret is it sucks this is so disappointing like online it's just like there could be a chest like with a diamond block like come on let's fill this up with tnt and just blow this let's do it boys all right everybody so this mansion sucked all right we didn't find i found a chest had some tnt that was cool oh yeah it sucks so bad that we decided to blow this apart all right we we we put down a couple tnt over there as you can see just a few just a little bit and uh we're gonna deliver a nice cart with some more tnt and blow it the up yeah it's not it's not going to be laggy it's going to be nice and smooth right honestly honestly honestly what we're trying to do is break the server so thanos you're going to be the one to uh destroy another house i'll do my specialty i'll do my special right you ready yes three two one push the cart fire in the hole yes baby go yes come on oh here we go here we go oh my god oh my god this is so laggy there it goes holy i see you through the map what is oh my god this is great this is great just in time did you see that no that was amazing i saw it yeah you can't go push you brian i hope you slip on die incredible look up boys we're on a mission today yeah the bird by the bed but but damn it for the intros let me let me just redo that one dude we don't have time oh yeah yeah that's true we don't have time brian's prank's do you want me to explain the reality or do you want to make up some bull thing or do we go to google reality give us the reality of the situation right i moved to america i'm currently staying in a temporary place where my girlfriend lives and we have one pc between the two of us she needs to do live streams so i have about an hour until she needs to live stream so we need to run to the end city and get this done real speed run like a badass minecraft there that's yeah we have 56 minutes we've got 56 minutes to do this come on six minutes 56 oh 51 minutes where are we actually going we're going to the portal man and we're going to go to the end oh yeah oh yeah we are oh we're not doing that again no n-words fine we're going outwards that's better disney channel right boys this is the house get in the hound it's all mentioned you've been here before really you have been here yes it must have been another lifetime all right boys up here up here oh you recall correctly actually uh correctly i don't recall yeah and then and then up here and then down here oh yeah down the stairs oh yeah and don't more and do your own oh yeah you remember is it coming back to you know evan oh yeah oh yeah and then you jump in here okay okay oh are we going we're going in right now oh i don't like this place you might just look down just look down don't look down at the block of walking through a rough neighborhood just keep your head down low profile all right all right porter's over here boys just ignore the neighbors ignore it ignore the basketball players what they have for their fun little lengthy human beings they're really tall yeah ming's really tall very good yeah they'd be very good the you guys talking about you sons i play minecraft in black and white i don't know i don't know i don't even know what's going on i don't even see color i turned my game was off dude evan relax with the subtle racism you guys started it here's an ender pearl pick that up evan all right i can't i have no room i have too much cobblestone just just drop drop one thing you can drop 64 skull cobblestone you want me to drop 64 cobblestones yes there okay now use the ender pearl and throw it into it but not with q all right throw it in throw it in hobie oh oh we're all right we're all right we're speeding through this by the way all right come on pretty good you know efficiency wise all right okay let's go let's go let's find this end city and end city where the am i going behind you look what's this way look oh stop looking at your feet i'm not looking up this is literally what he's doing fellas all i see is spongebob underneath my feet where are you hello fellas okay boys boys we gotta go back to the portal we went the wrong way get your cobblestone blocks out boys it's gonna be a big build wait immediately immediately immediately immediately right now evan you have it out you have it out yes right now are you making spongebob yeah yeah yeah immediately squares immediately immediately amy really okay right now yes yes like right now yes okay evan great you die if i push you off knowledge if you push me off i swear you're lucky you're lucky i knew you wouldn't die come on it's not that i'm if i you know if i fall into that empty emptiness i die everything goes everything goes everything all right so we need to actually not each other two seconds this is why the others did it without us or without me [Laughter] without the others i was like um you get you guys think putting me in the title is more important vanna's me in the end city that's right if i'm going to lose my shulker boxing at least title is misleading misleading well now it's not you're fast i lost all my skills thanks bro thanks man you know what i would rather my in minecraft than the extra views your bitch-ass name would bring me your name man all my is gone literally everything have fun doing the rest of the journey with a guy that has off wildcats killing me wildcat cat why because he's a like the two iggy come here could you could you spawn him his too no don't spawn me anymore i don't care i want to go naked for the rest of the video and you do all the work and i get wings well all right that was a disaster ah man took us a long time to get back all our tools damn brian only has two seconds left i'm not dating an irish granny [Music] jesus well i'm ready to go all right let's do this i don't know about you guys but i am ready we gotta be serious this time all right guys yeah serious evan yeah you serious gotcha gotcha there's your ender pearl and we go i don't even want dialogue until we see a city okay remember hello neighbors yep and also we are severely against the clock should you maybe uh have slow falling in case you do fall i can tp you write to me no do you want to do you want to put x2 beside your title no adam just let me build and shut off evan evan what hurran turn around turn on turret you can look up evan you can look up look what you see it no you see it no no i don't see it keep going keep going right to this car where are you where did you go i looked i looked and looked oh wait what where'd you go i found the end city where did you go wait what the building the pink building yes seven that's an end city oh okay we're still pretty far do you think i could coby an ender pearl over there oh honestly it do it do it you just right click that oh oh oh oh you make it i made it oh one heart holy oh i'm not no i'm not my turn oh you're good that's good that's good let's go your turn evan come on no balls okay how do i do that aim a bit of a baby these trees top of these trees i've never done this before aim for the top of the trees behind me here top of the tree here you call me yeah that looks good evan yeah good that's that i kind of shot myself a little bit yeah look there it is there it is drink the portion boys bring out the portions okay okay now drink boys what are we drinking we're drinking a portion of yeah patrol all right now what and now we build up to the ship and if we fall we'll be okay oh that's what the potion does feels like knocking me over i wouldn't do it all right this is the ship and the ship has what we need boys if we go in here check those potions oh did someone leave this behind yeah yeah yeah for us for us oh this goes down come on guys yeah yeah this is all it's all about the ship now boys kill this guy kill this guy what this is some weird ass ship it was vanishing on that pickaxe and then if you left click on this you get the elytra wait what wait who who picked it up i got it you got it i got it how did i get it what did you get hey what'd you get no wait got an elytra look at me what oh look at them i am a pretty little fly that was it fly i'm a butterfly wait that was it well yes like but we all get one evan you are a bird and you get to fly well brian's got it and he can give it to you i could or else i can be a pretty little bird no it can't be true i don't know how to fly here okay who wants to go who wants to go evan give it to evan evan you're the bird it's your time to fly how the hell do i this [Music] and just go by instincts evan you're a bird oh if it comes to anyone naturally it's you you're looking oh yeah this is your moment that's right i'm a bird i'm a fly the bird hasn't shown how much i'm about to flap my wing i'm about to go here far like all the way over here oh my gosh fly flying yeah oh god [Laughter] it didn't work ryan all right back nice welcome back evan i think i think this time you'll fly for sure a bird i'm gonna be a bird today i'm a fly over there okay are you going to fly your nap because i'm going yes yeah oh oh oh i am i'm doing it i am doing oh my god i'm going to crash into something and i'm going to die [Music] i almost died i almost died you're all right you're all right you're all right are you on the ground yeah there you go i'm gonna fly off oh thanks man [Laughter] because he teleported me ryan boys that's just one of them okay we got two more to get wait from where what is that what wait wait he's got a dragon head yes yes yes yes let's go down with him come on evan come down there you go we just float on down brother nice we got the dragon head on us yes dude put it on put it on whoa standard dragon kill it no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no not this here's him and the dragon and the dragon and the truth i had to try it right boys going in i want to get it i want to get it i want to get it got the potions first and where's the electro give me the give me the electra god damn it brian how did you pick it up again how did you do that you got it wait for me for me all right so you want the electrons you want the elytra yeah yeah yeah yeah i want it oh yeah there you go no evan you don't need another electric yeah i got the achievement nice oh boys let's go i don't need any of this i just need wings look at you oh yeah boys boys i'm ready to fly i'm [Music] i don't know what i'm doing where this is sick this is nice oh well guys guys guys guys guys can you kill go guys go go [Applause] dude wait did you see the wings fall when you died no i need your perspective oh oh they put me back tp me back tp me back tee people back brian is it down there no i'm being shot at by the shulker well the wings down there brian and no i haven't found your pile yet what do you mean you haven't phoned yeah i honestly i did not see anything you're talking i don't know where the pile is i don't know what you said i don't know where you found oh he fell like right around there right there is the elytra still here that's all that matters the election maybe it's like the totem no no it is like an item of armor and which you wear and if you use it too much it breaks wait did you pick up all this stuff have you got it is it no i do not have it brian armstrong i didn't um leave again leave it again mr steeler lighters leave again leave again go on i'll give it back to you i'll give it back to you he has them on stop killing me wait don't go oh was on and i panicked in lower case all right what are we doing today oh wow oh we we go to a block out vlog minecraft minecraft so much fun we get to my blogs okay enough with the racism there's no racism allowed what do you mean why are you shay red we're playing minecraft on my mining blocks oh i can i don't wanna make money on my videos welcome to my house i got something to show you guys super important okay this better be important i better wait it's super important what the hell is this that's not even what i was going to show you but yeah i mean it is pretty cool right a pink sheep holy sh oh my god wow okay here's him here's the important he has a friend okay you're ready he's friend he's revealed his friend oh if you vote for terrorizer for the esports awards he has to say and he wins he has to say use code moo in his acceptance speech vote [Laughter] why don't i just do that and i say a lot of people have helped me climb this ladder to success but one person of all has helped me win this i'll take that and i open that and i'll show use code perfect that's sick yes all right anyways let's do the less important stuff that we yeah lucky blocks okay so so what's happening here brian what's happening what's happening right we're going to be doing some lucky blocks uh noga and i have done this uh yeah brian is first den da den moo and then vanessa you refer to yourself in the third person yes you did okay so so that's the name of the game i just put down these blocks and we just see what we get yeah that's all you do oh so it's like it's like those skin openings or whatever yeah yeah yeah like in those games you know like react like crazy to them then you know yeah you figured it out evan you know how to be a youtuber i feel like we're in mario right now now whoa welcome to this conveniently placed lucky black dog which is not gonna look like this for much longer because it's going to be a giant hole it's going to be this is going to be full of amazing items you're going to come back for this gold i'll tell you that right that's a lot of gold that's okay it's cheese not gold right let's all at one one time break a block so pick a corner evan you come here oh guys there or something we're gonna confront so we gotta pick ourselves just whatever i didn't pick you want to switch to me or something right we're gonna break it in three two one go and break mine oh wait i think i think you got cats evan i got cats you got yellow hats i think so yeah you got cheetahs or whatever these things ocelot i choose you they're not really they're not really my cats he's gotta be running away here's you're able to catch animals and then release them in your slaves what a loser what a [Music] isn't that lucky huh all right okay so place your block down in the middle and i broke my mind i'm not doing it once man well not at once i didn't say that all right what it's fine anyone can go okay what do i do okay you're you're all right i'll go after you okay so i don't know the order okay let evan break it right so we'll see you has he got the look or has he not got the look today i got it i got it check it out watch this watch this watch this diamonds what the what is i didn't know creatures like this could come out of those yeah oh oh it's killing me oh actually i like i like it because it's attacking no gloves i was very lucky yeah rock your next rock stop here we go hell oh you got a hero villager what does that do ow yeah because maybe you maybe you should have yeah you look you didn't die maybe you should have what what does he do he gives he gives you really good he's got good stuff gives you good hand jobs oh those pants are insane yeah we'll be back we'll have you later for a hand what do you mean he's got good stuff hey mr hero villager man i don't got diamonds but i got myself a good hand wanna give his oh he's interested holy your dog my turn my turn my turn my turn watch behold oh wow oh my god fireworks what awesome eight potions and a lucky star in the lucky bowl oh oh right oh my watch out mr villager the hand job's off the table okay here we go all right how exciting are you excited not any kind of stew rabbit stew no more exciting [Music] oh [Laughter] wait what the hell what happened to my body it's a skeleton he composed so quickly it's amazing that's so funny it took my body 30 seconds to decompose two minutes to decompose and let's put some slime balls in i don't want this villager to go away where are you going dude just leave me on hey just stay there you won't get fired you're surrounded by water okay oh man yep rocks go here we go wow look at that are you kidding me various meats yay various [Laughter] you guys opening kinder surprises jesus what is this what come on [Music] i'm about to open up a package of c4 or something here we go here we go this is america oh what does that mean am i stuck oh my god you're drowning you're driving oh no no i have to break out i have time that's right i got oh oh you guys oh god oh oh oh oh oh are you dying oh give me another lucky block i need another hold on i got to use my resources you never know it might help me i might get super powers what is that i'm dead it's a huge lucky block his lucky block was a huge look i'm back i'm back in the same spot go get your pickaxe you still gotta get out i'll help him out guys help him out this is sad there you go thank you there you go go get your looking blocks did you get them all right we'll go big money i want a giant i'm gonna ask santa claus for a giant cube of diamond giant brock of diamond giant diamond cube let's see if you get it what is that would it oh well that's not diamonds well i could say i was i'm definitely the luckiest so far so oh by far i fire all right i'm pretty sure it's my turn i've seen people do 10 turns now it's my turn wow have you guys collected all the toys from the happy meals and all the surprises all right this is going to be very bad i feel like i'm about to die oh wow he didn't get him no i got him yeah that was that was a real close call brian right next am i next am i next no it's my turn but how many [Music] oh [Music] did you get right there oh maybe i died and then i blew up my i don't know maybe because there's several explosions what the happened we're so weird well evan you're just very unlucky today i think i'm gonna play the lottery today all right next who's next all right evan you're next man you got three more lucky blocks to go and it's all over all right this is it can i only get better i want a wooden i want a wooden sword can't get much worse come on here we go wooden sword let's do this one sword again oh for sake no it's attacking me isn't it yeah it wants you or i want you brian oh you i'm giving him no credit oh thanks man you're such a girl i got one okay let's do this i don't even what did i just oh lucky bow nice here we go are you already you're just you're having a moment this game is called lucky brock lucky bro my turn my turn my turn bam oh a green that's horse zombie horse it's a dead horse no it's a green horse that's a dead horse yeah now it is your turn you only got two more come on come on sorry i need to go here we go kinder surprise guys here we go protect me okay let's just kill everything protect me i have nothing i have nothing look at him look at him ow i'm on fire he's passive he's he's friendly he he means love he's misunderstood we shall call him chipetto we're all on the last block boys i know i've i have another one oh oh nice i'll take all these how about your that's it i didn't do it i didn't do it i didn't do it i got one more i got one more evan come on dude this is the one this is the one here we go here we go this is it this is [Laughter] all right well i am i am definitely playing the lottery for sure [Music] he just turns and looks sort of a bit slapped your ass i i accepted i accepted my death i had half a health that was such a funny death okay here we go my go my go big money big pl oh actually is that your last block no no it's not wow what is that what the hell is that that was a nether star wasn't it yeah yeah [Music] i could build a nuke and put it in nogo's house now i got death traps i got zombies i got dead horses attacking people and you got a twinkle little star i got a new i'm glad we all i'm glad we all came out of this uh you know a lot uh stronger with a lot more uh items and resources yeah we we got something to admit to you and we got a confession we we gave everyone lucky blocks and we gave you unlucky blocks really really yeah we give you very unlucky blocks and we give ourselves very lucky blocks that's why we were only getting good and you were only getting bad i guess that would explain a little bit you've got to be catching on who's this guy is this the air traffic control for virgin airlines no i am your father he's your father venos uh yeah sex with a big old owl you were born you are not worthy of the dark side can i can i be your child please [Laughter] the hell is the halloween store yeah yeah yeah it's halloween time you want to get you want to go get an outfit yeah here for one month only come and get your costumes while you can oh oh look at these costumes come on hold on look look at this look at this look at this what the hell we're selling our our image without our consent yeah guys some red bubble we should change this to stores of red bull oh we could be the flash look i could be the incredible hulk smash check me out guys wow look at you don't get me angry you wouldn't like it when i get angry was that darth vader i swear to god where you got the lightsaber wow oh put away your pants jesse has been completed i am now the ultimate dark master of the dark side why do you have blue hockey pants it's darth vader we have to defeat him oh oh yeah we gotta we must defeat the dark side oh no wait wait i want my entire outfit hilarious you have my pants you son of a give me my shoes what are you talking about these are my dress shoes um i'm going to a wedding later now the circle is complete now i am the bastard and you two shall suck my pee how's that that's how you join the dark side hulk smash hulk fash it's supposed to be the sound of the lightsaber shut up [Music] oh god you pledge allegiance to the dark side you can join me how we could take over this server i saw i i saw i saw vannoz he went uh he went that way he went he went uh he went over there right over there you're a special oh hey no glue what are you doing here no clue hello i can't let's go play fortnite guys you know we're done with that game man i love it i heard you don't like it either i don't like it either guys i'm taking a break i'm taking a break from uh from streaming and doing youtube videos back in two days just check my twitter where i complain twenty thousand times tomorrow about fortnite i like this one guys hey guys it's me hi i'm louie are you guys ready to play some call of duty yeah yeah let's let's let's let's go let's go hide you just put on your own mask you're hey you're getting big headed guys guys look what's this trick what's this trick before youtube success after youtube success here i gave you a head there you go we got all right we got it when did they add this animal into the game wait wait wait wait wait wait it's only me you you only mean oh you scared it you look a little bit like the shopkeeper i am iron man and i could fly and i am captain america and you can't fly yeah who do you want to be when you grow up uh ethanol ass gaming eat thanos gaming oh yeah yeah you go all right good good good good cause there it goes and when we need help you just snap your finger there we go there you go it's not nice gaming all right we're ready for some halloween guys let's go out there and get it so stupid that's the point you see all those houses down there they're right for the picking for for halloween halloween yeah oh you did it i did it i'm flying boys yeah oh this is sick i can show you my balls yes you shave my eyeballs shave my balls this is sick i have never done this before really you've never done this this is there's a pirate guys in town all right where are we going what's what are we doing uh the pirate ship i haven't looked at the fire oh my god i thought i was safe yeah yeah because that's how you land a plane you just go oh beautiful nose dive into the ground nice like a crack into the dimension over here where's the police station towards the police station what's going on what the hell is that what is it what is going on oh oh my god what is that oh what is he doing hilarious what is going i'm in the upside down guys i i i we didn't make it we did not make it we're gonna have to wait till midnight oh god time passes differently outside in here i'm gonna be old man when you make it okay it's been seven eight hours now okay now we need to find a portal been seven or eight years now since i see my friends we don't know how to get into that place hey 355 still haven't seen my friend look my friend's gonna make it through look over there oh there we go we gotta go come on we gotta we gotta go we gotta go there we need we really need to go there so we could oh oh oh i'm dying i'm dying don't no don't join me don't die just bigger stuff in here guys we're coming for the footage and then we're going to save you oh oh save me first please are you here i'm here i'm here i'm here all right let's go all right let's go let's go into the portal oh oh we made it we made it guys i don't know where you are oh wrong voice oh delirious guys i'm here i hear you where are you find the mountain of pink blocks i'm there oh oh jesus there's fairies over here guys fairies i'll see you guys i see you guys where guys look at that jumping up he's in the distance guys there he is yeah i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming up what up guys oh we found you i didn't think i was gonna ever see you guys again yeah well we oh we made it man we made it look down here look at this whoa what happened there this is an ancient meteorite asteroid struck the planet it looks like they uh radiated the entire area oh you're right you're right you're right a little here big creature landed here here's that liquid here's that liquid i was talking about right here oh just oh yeah yep yep yep yep dude hey drink it 200 bucks if i hit the shot oh did you see his face yeah he was like oh oh oh oh i hit it oh god oh god what the there's so many benefits whoa delirious they're all attacking that blue thing what blue thing all the pigs look at oh i'm the blue guy i'm coming i'm going back they're all like gangsters oh i keep dying they killed me why are they uh why are they oh my are god a million of them too i'm being chased by pigments who the pissed big man off i don't know holy guys guys guys stay away from my friend you froze that's a war no no is this it is this time when you die which one is my body like we're not even concerned about leaving the place because we're oh my god dude i am you know what i i will i will i am going to go it's a rifter i get killed by ripped riptor what is a rifter should i get the tnt should i get the extra tnt yes are we doing this we're doing you might want to pee here for this where are you at what do you think tnt he's blowing the police where do you think i am where do you where yeah i'm up here i'm up here i'm i'm making a nice circle making a nice friendship sir oh oh no no coming up no come on everybody oh my god everybody you want you want me you want to mess with my dead bodies [Music] oh jesus you missed them all fell off you missed all of them oh wow dang it well i'm not getting this 65 there's 60 for more tnt i got 64 okay put it down push down put it down put it down i got the plan i got splint yeah i got i got another leg okay okay i should learn them all in there i should lure them all in there and dive for the team okay okay this is america oh now come on yes we got some oh god a little more there's more okay okay i learned them all over here [Music] you wanna hurry up you wanna hurry up you wanna hurry up you wanna hurry up guys wanna hurry up don't hurry up guys guys there's something no my favorite pink eggs my favorite big eggs i don't think they're mad at me anymore oh i'm leaving okay well they're definitely running at me we got to find the portal and leave yes we need to get out of your stuff we got all our stuff guys i don't have my stuff i need help i'm down i'm down below there's a chase to your left and i'll see you left let me help you where's your stuff right here they see scarred in it they're coming up oh my god oh i don't know dealers oh no they're not mad at you they're not mad at you they're not about you you're good you're good you're good how do we get out of here i want to get out of here i wonder if the portal is going to be what the hell is this thing oh god it's the keeper of the crowd that yeah that's it kills you be careful yeah i killed it i hit it i hit it edit hit it again he's dead maybe there's no more portal oh maybe we can spawn one maybe we need to build our new world down here maybe we're stuck here forever for all eternity until we turn old and die and then we have to live with our skeletons yes exactly yes yes i found a portal i found one i'm out one i'm on one guys right in this field just tell the board to me all right hurry hurry oh hey wait the hell worried the one teleported me me please left so fast okay let's go before this thing comes out here first oh we better go ahead oh there you go hey guys welcome back to the legend hey guys i do not want to go back into the midnight ever ever again oh never again we're home oh thank god we're home look at this homer we're homer holy i'm going to the halloween place put up my mask oh yeah we have to return our mask all right there we go i put my mask back right here like it never happened lyrics see that where the hell i put my pants on my pants oh that's what i want to be when i when i go to halloween all right well that was a fantastic adventure guys wow that was we nearly got out of there with our lives well don't attack the pigs in that world that's for sure yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know who no one attacked it it just they just didn't like brian i mean it must have been me it must have been me or something i thought delirious was being attacked all right everybody welcome back to the best game on the planet so uh today we're gonna do a little bit of a hardcore mode okay so if somebody dies we have to start again because that means they can't respawn and we're in this together you got that you got that you got that you got that we're in this together no stealing no killing people yeah all right i'm gonna just get lots of wood i'm gonna get lots of wood wait i should have been an accident pickaxe you should have yeah right right that's that's for stone hey man hey man it's been a while all right we are persistent and then two blocks on top of the stick you're being attacked you're being attacked this is we're not gonna make it out of this we are not we're not gonna make it to mourning don't say that there we go how do we're not so there's so many more we're not how do you make a sword again oh wait you go like this oh there's the creeper here's the content killer right here careful now brad you don't want to ruin the video the server right we're back this time we have more time dumbass dumbass i had it all under control i had it all under control it was assisted murder we were so far we were so far we were about to okay okay i have an idea yeah i have an idea are we on ireland perfect island isolated away from mobs the island quick yeah get some wood boys and we make our little island okay yes perfect perfect see this is why i died in the game this is what i died we wanted to first i just knew we would get a random seed that was better i remember how to play minecraft you like minecraft evan shut the up are you making a table or what what do we have to get uh i'm get i i've got it i've got the wood i mean i need you to get stone i need to get cobblestone and come on okay carbon stone and coal i got it robinstone probably going to go on i got it i've got a good bit of stone here oh what happened what's wrong bees what the bees is that new yeah there's bumblebees the bees there's a beehive oh look it's dripping it's tripping those are big-ass bees they're a fat ass people oh no they're at the base because i broke it i could die i'm going in the water hey guys you have to make sure that brian doesn't die because it's important you know yeah oh no brian is under attack oh [Music] now your enemies no no oh we're wasting valuable time i know we are uh uh that's what we do well okay go get stone get stoned i have stone i got cobblestone okay crafting table here uh i got it i got it i got one you have one all right boys six feet apart no glue did it but he did it downwards dude i ain't getting corona heck no who needs food he needs food me someone there it is in there so is that me dude i feel like we're about to beat the ender dragon we're so close yeah really just about there honestly that's how you feel all right heading down who wants to come on down with me is that dangerous come on down oh you just not at all use water go down in the water use it as an elevator oh right but it stops though that's the thing that stops wasn't it oh it doesn't like he's going in right dude this is going to take get rid of the water for a second are you breathing can you please i'm not i'm i've just realized i was dying how am i breathing i'm not all right start getting some call here evan can we get this so we can't get that we need we need we need we need iron i think you need an iron yeah i think you need an iron i haven't seen any iron yet like we're getting lots of we're getting lots of stuff here even we're doing really productive stuff here evan we're achieving our call our oh that's a pun because that c goes into a g she'll be up here doing we are doing down here okay let's go diamond you have sticks heaven we can use the cold for with the sticks to make torches all right dude oh iron iron where oh over over here too over here too all right oh yeah our our iron just get [Laughter] and no one's died yet no one's died yet this is awesome team we're swinging our balls off our little black balls off we're killing the game right now nobody's died everybody's alive and we died everyone's happy you know maybe maybe if we're lucky evan we'll reproduce together yes yes yes maybe wow i knew you guys were close how to reproduce in minecraft 101 i got a door holy moly it's a pretty rare sick door i gotta say my genuine maple ah he hurt me you hurt me behind me don't hurt me don't hurt me not exclusive contact go yourself what happened he found golden iron the little snake i saw your little your little ass scurrying away when you said exclusive content i dang it goddamn carol baskin i did i blame carol you see these zombies taking my iron carol baskin the carol basketball carol baskin if we die it's carol baskin's fault she murdered those just murdered her god you see this horse cow basket married it and then fed it to the tiger damn tell you what let's read from her diary i am may 5th i considered killing my husband may 6th i did it i am [Music] two things i know in this world that epstein didn't kill himself and that arrow basket's a such a good documentary it's crazy dude it just gets more insane it becomes far less about the tigers you know about four episodes they're like dying in the background now let me tell you another thing about cow basket [Laughter] [Music] dude set me up i can explain joe's employees you're only paying me 150 dollars a week doc's employees you're only getting a hundred dollars carol's employees you guys are getting paid they only get jackets they're like different colored jackets and your one doesn't even know like there's some people who've been working for five years and i'm like wow they look familiar no no you dumb i'm working here for five years remember when you killed your husband i was here i buried the [Music] from the sweaty underground man i got this from carol baskin they were free they were free with my job seven years to get them all right we gotta sign this is the slogan of our town when you come in that gate you have to come in like this walk in and say carol baskin is a and then you may live already already there's a spelling mistake in this sign there we go kyle baskin is a birch i've got dang it don't forget that carl baskin is a a not a birch but mainly a all right we're heading down now in there now hitting him getting down on it yeah oh all right gonna make some peaches finest pieces in this here lame it's got pineapple made of pepperoni and salmonella give it a little bit of salmonella y'all like diarrhea with your pizza oh my god from this moment forward we must edit diamond within the minecraft video to say dodman's two things i love in this world tigers and anal actually the third thing is saving hot sexy convicts and then forcing them into my marriage and my sexy convicts in your area i like do you see how he made one of them gay he goes well do you like looking at the small dicks or the big big the next scene they're getting married yeah the guy's like that's him you're you're gay you're seeing a stand-up bit with that hello hello close the door when you come in you dirty oh brock no no we were so close i just made some plants you little i just made a farm over there i got stuck in a cave oh yeah yeah yeah excuses oh baskin okay well the good thing is now we can just separate that as the tiger king session and just nah dude this is season two we're going into season two ready three two one joint all right wait what oh no what's your name welcome to season two [Laughter] oh this is gonna financially ruin me all right guys welcome so basically today we have a 2v2 fortress battle but very simply two people are going to be in one fortress two other people going to be another fortress they've got to go over to the other fortress and get the thing in their fortress and go back to their fortress it's very simple yes very yes so basically depend they haven't go in the line everything i want to see you yeah okay you go in the line wait you only have half a head that's not a problem as well get in the line get in the line this is a pair to the thing get in the line to fix it in the middle of the line all right all right okay i'm going to do this quickly before you get so yeah that's it yeah that's your brilliant idea so three people go one way shut up it's great three two one go [Laughter] okay we'll try again we'll try again try again until we get two v two three two one go four v zero yeah we won't do it screw it it's just me and brothers okay this is what the whole map is we just do this mini game over and over again you pay the time that's the button and it teleports you read the damn book i don't i don't read books but you have the audiobook cause this is 2020 no one reads books i have the audiobook all right okay i'm reading it no audiobook page one objective rate the chest in the blue team's base bring the loot to the courtyard in the red base flip the switch this video is brought to you by audible can you read that book again first so why because i wasn't listening i was too busy laughing at your voice oh no no no just you're fine capture the flag objective raid the chest and the blue team's base bring the loot to the courtyard in the red base look at the switch to win i don't understand his accent i need no glue to read it objective write the chest in the blue game's face bring the lord to the courthouse it's like in the red face the wind what does it remind me of reminds me of something i don't i don't know anyways okay okay let's go click the button oh here we go there we go all right so wait oh look at look at this this is our fortress look at this this is nice fighting now i think yeah we're against them this is minecraft explore your fortress explore your fortress yes and then and find stuff you'll feel for it it's a bit of a mess and then once you've figured out your fortress go to the other team's fortress okay and get their lever and put the level in the middle of your force i see who's supposed to do oh get armor get armor where nice where i don't know where you are back in our base i am in the come upstairs come on stairs all right oh i'm here why is there creeper what the so here see this armor oh take take them i i have this brilliant all right what's next uh take this bed so you can uh place it down somewhere and spawn there when you die and then we're gonna go down roy all right all right we're ready you guys ready you mean yeah brian are you ready what is wrong oh no guys there hey get back get back get back get back i say get back you know what we could do let's watch this watch this come here come here follow me follow me follow me what are you doing no christ you even more oh yeah what are you doing i'm trying to sneak into their base which is underneath there hey well there's lava hey hey hey oh yeah double team double team ah yes got his ass yes double kill you guys are cheating you can't even go into the respawn point you dirty scumbags why i don't know i was i actually didn't know i was like okay well now you guys are cheating just go wherever everything is out of here hey what you mean what you mean stop cheating dude this is not how it was supposed to go this is supposed to be a nice orderly game you guys are i told you i'm coming in this i come in and join the car you guys ready to start i hear an explosion yeah that was a creeper yeah we were in our base no we were outside of your base oh for sick i got poisoned this is pile of bro scorian rats [Music] [Music] oh you guys are so good you guys are so good that was the greatest shot i've ever hit it's minecraft so to me that was a big deal behind you he's trying to sneak up behind you oh you're right you you you ah ah you are spawning my thing on spot of yours [Music] up the hill to your left this way this way this game mode pilot did you keep the receipt oh my god [Laughter] we're not playing this way it's supposed to be planned at all we never do they're in our base look no not what are you doing on our base huh do your business on your business you don't have a warrant get out on one window [Music] where's brock i'm so lost don't listen to him he's lying he knows exactly where god get over me you this is so fast dude how do i go up up this oh my god oh this is not how it's supposed to be played what we're supposed to spawn is that the beds in our base what is brock doing he's like [Laughter] [Laughter] i don't even see mu i think he might really be lost i am lost where's there yeah so how'd that acting go you little little snake what is he doing yeah he's in his best brian what do you want from me he was flanking the outside of the map like oh i don't know where it is he's in our base oh wait brock already got the switch yeah and he ran back he ran back to the base look at this quiet oh there's a chicken there's a chicken in here there's a chicken his name called an interloper this is so broken you spawn with him so he can just keep spawning this man needs some work we may need to flush this out a bit possibly add some features in there to stop people from spawning in the other person's face yeah probably yeah just like an honor system yeah well maybe some rules that restrict dishonorable i'm so lost where are my goals where do i go i just don't know where i am i'm just a poor lost youtuber you little snake would you what are you doing trying to win the game oh are you at my base yeah and then i put it in the wrong place and then it went in water and then i screwed up but then i realized i had it again and then i put it down and then i flicked it and we won what i had some up maybe the best is what i'm trying to say and i beat your game so what do you have to say to that get him get him brian ryan help me i got you my guy you fell off do you still have the switch brock yeah okay can you kindly die and then put the switch with the switch uh where we need to put it why why why are you doing that we're going to win we're going to win well i already won though no we're going to win all right put it put it put it in the thing where did we evan where do we put the switch this is different you'll know you'll know when you see it wait wait okay move it's up it's up it's open it's in the middle it's up in the middle it's up in the middle we're gonna win evan you can't stop us you can't stop us ever we're going to win we're just too good put the lever in there pull the lever are you kidding yes we won get to the chest get to the chest what [Music] this man honestly this pile of garbage man we need to fix this this is horrible i love great minigames it was your idea brock i'm not it wasn't my idea it was your idea it was your idea and you paid them to make it you saw you maybe let me live like let me finish the sentence i'm leaving the minigame would be good but it was doomed from the start we didn't we didn't even started just all of a sudden we were in i think it starts once you teleport to the thing once you teleport to your base i'm fine with that but we didn't establish that it was like hey let's go in here and look around and the next thing we know a creeper's blowing up and they're invading our base and then it was just madness after that listen in world war two the nazis didn't go and we went in there oh yeah i forgot the nazis were all about that's right this is such an appropriate argument for minecraft the content kings of adolf hitler and his merry band of nazis or not here we come like it just wasn't it just was do you all later all right everybody welcome to today's minecraft session uh as you can see the world has turned into a orange hot tub all right i'm gonna go swimming no don't no no no no don't don't go don't go [Music] yeah it keeps it keeps rising it gets welcome to the floors hot tub and we basically just have to uh oh my god it's right here avoid it the highest ground we could find yeah that's generally yeah so i i think that the whole idea is lava is rising and running and the sun is hot and then basically uh we watch the villagers just burn and die oh i'm fine watching that get some more get wood getting wood yeah we need to get high we need to get high you get high and hard yeah i don't know how to make sticks actually you don't have sticks two pranks on top of each other i'm panicking dude i'm panicking oh my god i didn't realize the llama was oh my game's like okay yeah it always lags when the lava gets higher oh really nogla yeah i don't need food thanks for letting me know what's the objective we're just gonna go up really high and then wait for the lava to kill us i mean yeah eventually i think i think we're kind of screwed no matter what i think the moral of the lesson is globally yes the moral of the lesson oh you know maybe we can make a little dark heart yes not a year but a dirt hurt a dirt heart your myself today is this a fortnight like wall what happens if i go it's you can't go outside this oh yeah yeah it's a barrier you go any higher than that i don't think so you try be a shame if oh yeah for sure you can i could go higher brian ryan um she shoot a ton of dirt heaven you're still going i'm a dirty boy we're not gonna be out we're not gonna have anything left for our house okay i'm at the limit yeah wait what are we supposed to do now oh oh no no we wait for this turn stop lagging we should survive the lava shouldn't get us because we're at the tallest peak the only way we're gonna find out is by waiting two and a half hours no no it's just ten seconds there it doesn't go all the way up here all right i know i'm gonna go get a coffee ryan ryan boom brian pumpkin brian's not here you want to kill him yeah uh brock are you near him uh no i see your name and i see him no heaven no i'm not doing this i wanted to kill him cool i'm back great thumbs up skeleton gotcha skeletons yeah i heard just you i wonder is there even no oh look yeah you're gonna keep spawning in that that kind of sucks dude go all right all to f9 yeah we did it we beat brian hold on i'm coming up to you guys all right be careful oh hold on boom we ought to have a friend yes we have a friend what's his name steely steely yeah he's a convicted pedo what perfect kind of friend he'll always feel like a better person around him when that happened i wanted to see what happens bro what the we're not gonna wait for the lava you're not why would we wait that's so long oh he's trying to murder me oh what are you doing [Applause] well um i destroyed everything that you guys made so i could kill you every one time exact wrong time oh hold on i want to see if the lava reaches the very top man how are you going to see that okay see and he wants to get his money's worth yeah dude i just want to know will i die or forever live on this platform with steely that's all i need to know you can leave you suck you look like you're sucking steely's dick oh i'm burning what oh why am i burning oh oh global warming is here and you're dead why am i dying oh no this song decides to work you're getting sunburned are you me yeah the mod is like oh look i forgot to turn this on and yeah all right there we go and the winner is steely all right guys sorry for wasting your time thanks man another fantastic modded server with nogla what the hell i didn't know this was the thing all right come on into my what the is i didn't know this was here this is my house you are welcome you live in the sewer this is the meeting well welcome to my channel all right what are we doing today did he just dive into the sewer sewers on me [Music] whoa what the hell what uh this is what the hell what kind of prison is this this is what happens when you have nuclear why is your parents still with you why wouldn't he his name is pepe he never leaves my side why is there villagers magic mushroom cows it seems like a marcel thing yeah that's exactly what i was gonna say okay i'm gonna build a sewer of village people with mushrooms and mushroom cows what about this guy oh boy come on down bud remember remember what happened last time [Music] yeah exactly that's why i'm getting revenge he's bullied right now oh and you're up i'm not squirrel squirrel he's he's square look he can't he can't hurt me he's too stupid though okay are you guys ready i found somewhere that we can explore oh no we've seen like everything on this server but well have we seen this i've found it and then brian found it too brian knows what's going on he's kind of i accidentally i accidentally found that yeah that's how i found it if it's turtles i'll be really disappointed i haven't found turtles here i'm just saying if it's tireless i'm gonna be hella sad it's not turkey the hell is this yeah exactly what is this this is crazy something very bad happened here these are all the people that got me to this year oh no oh they turn they turn until you get them dang it brian what is this place for i don't get it well rock was there something more to this yeah what happened can i have some of your fireworks brian there have them all buddy thanks be right back i've still no clue what's going on hey fellas uh-huh oh what the hell is what no one uh no one go by that string what are you oh my bird stop it don't worry about it don't worry about it don't worry about it why uh oh seems like you guys found [Laughter] over something bunch of tools ever you guys should stay still don't do anything comes back you're just a little explosive and death everywhere well you're the one who showed us it so it's your fault so what was supposed to happen for brian ruined everything nice brian was that someone was supposed to oh just kind of unaware step over the tripwire and it would spawn a killer bunny what really where's yeah where's the tripwire i want to see it hold on wow those grenades really don't work on anything except for me huh they really suck actually yeah they only work on people oh you're right yeah they hurt how the do you use it oh that's how oh wait a second what was that no it does work yes what it doesn't work fantastic i literally died as it works come here it works so well here it is right here look there's the remains of his killer bunny i just saw a bunny rabbit it fell from the sky like 200 feet in the air what i heard was a splatter hold on maybe if i put water down it would land in the water i set this up like back when we were like doing this server all the time and then as soon as i was done with it is when evan did his doomsday stuff wait what this was here this whole time yes i've been waiting to do this for so long a bunny died why it's it didn't used to spawn like are you dying a prank one year in the making for your phone the moment we've all been waiting for okay here it goes here we go here we go here comes the bunny [Music] seven months in the waiting okay uh here we go ready for the rabbit let's go you got this place um [Music] now he's ready to kill he do he killed the hell why is he trying to kill me what did i do he really hates you evan get him haha i got you guys does that work that's what you gotta do you gotta go down there in the box you get the one hand grenade it's just an epic prank oh no oh oh he's dead i took one grenade well yeah haven't you seen monty python no that's all it takes all right well we all could agree that was better than the noble's mod you really think so yeah no no mine was pretty funny this one was way more original oh look at that wow there at the harder to see oh hello your wall is leaking all right i'll nine hey what is up guys van oss here and today i have another minecraft video for you guys and as you can tell it's a really long video it's actually footage of us trying to get to the underworld and in order to do this we had to go to the nether and collect a few items there so this is footage of that and if you guys don't know what i'm talking about with all these different worlds don't worry pretty much me delirious and basically i do work went on a big adventure to the netherworld and it was just a lot of fun and there's a lot of funny moments and i thought you guys would really enjoy this footage but anyways guys hope you enjoyed this really long minecraft video and i will talk to you guys later are we creating a bridge here yeah yeah be careful be careful is it that thing oh magic trick magic look fire fire stop stop [Music] what [Laughter] all right all right guys you ready hold on you ready for magic are you ready to be teleported just do it do a news let's do it yeah oh it worked all right zombie all right stand in it stand in it stand in the rain hold on oh where are we going i threw up all over the ground we're in the nether guys we're in a different world oh be careful it's very dangerous in here yeah i could tell is there a boss in here or anything no we got to find the blaze rods god damn it find blaze rods are we going to die from these big ass things what do we need blaze rock you see them they're right there oh i see one shoot if he shoots anything at you you sort it look there goes okay holy you don't attack these guys these are friendlies don't attack them where are they zombie pigmen what kind of swords do they have i want one of those swords we can't kill if you attack them they will all attack you i want one of those swords what kind of sword is that do it don't do it you just look so safe just just breaking into the brain of satan that's probably what this is oh no all right back up back up back back go back up back up we have to sleep in here so why so we can spawn back oh big guy oh watch out watch out all right everybody get in your beds we'll sleep real quick right now i don't know oh what happened i can't see anything i was getting hit i can't see it oh my god you that was like a trap you knew that was gonna happen what happened what happened you what happened god damn it if you sleep on the bed in in in the nether it's a bomb it turns into a bomb and blows the up seriously marcel how did you survive i didn't sleep i have nothing now and i'm like all the way up here god damn it good just back out when we restart all right are we going back in there all right yeah we we have to get a blaze rods all right so thank you let's not sleep let's not sleep this time all right let's go okay look at the wall he just turned around and looked at me he's like hey man i got i got cookies you don't [Laughter] what are we trying to find down here we're trying to find the uh look at that or something yeah yeah we're talking about burger king it should be hard to find what's in the strong i feel like we're digging through the small intestine you put on torches yeah i just did oh yeah yeah he's probably putting it down i'll catch his leg when you said that i kind of got like a sharp pain in my body just because like i thought it was just gonna blow up and we're all gonna die look for anything that looks like building and then once we get there what do we find um the spawner we're gonna have to find a monster spawner that spawns uh fire creatures he's shooting at us he's shooting at us oh he is shooting at us big be careful because those things are dangerous are we creating a bridge here yeah be careful be careful oh oh god i'm going down i'm scared get out of me the the black guy didn't die in this movie [Laughter] all right all right round two fire going in let's try oh we got our beds back guys we a oh yeah yeah let's go to sleep all right everyone i said he fell off a cliff oh all right be careful because we're on the edge again be careful all right where's the okay oh my god whoa i think that's it that's it see it where oh there it is right there see it see it see it i see it hold on it's like an opening the little bridge thing oh god watch out [Laughter] [Laughter] holy i'm just digging underneath it i'm on fire delirious all right dig a fox hanging do you have a bunker we need to build a fort real quick go go [Laughter] [Laughter] lock yourself yourself oh on fire god this is so scary we can't stay here forever evan made a stone igloo are you ready for this are you guys ready hold up hold up dude oh let's go down glaze your genie okay whoa make sure you don't dig and then it's gonna be lava yeah yeah just gotta be careful we gotta be careful yeah be smart stop digging down like that i'm not digging straight down there it is evan look across oh we're so close we're so close we're so close not really that's pretty far i know there's a lot of lava but come on no stop because if they start shooting [Music] i'm scared [Music] [Laughter] our bridge was literally two blocks long before just hit the fan god i heard it scream so i just took off right we gotta be careful because last time i did this he still shot at me stop it oh my god if you push me off i will be so pissed you can't fall off make it out of cobblestone you dumb i don't have cobblestone i mean why not have a couple stuff throw them all not just one we're gonna die here if you don't hurry up give me all the cobblestone [Applause] so where's this bridge building to though because the thing is not on the other side there are we going to do like a a curve we do a giant ale yeah okay it so i'm close epic music is starting we're gonna make it i am not dying here today the creatures over there i found a creature you're gonna die i'm not good at that i'm not gonna die i'm not gonna do that all right all right it'll be turned i'll be turned i'm gone oh god oh my god oh my god oh my god okay hurry up hurry hurry come on come on come on before we get blown up oh come on 13 12 11. oh god he's shooting us up where'd he go where'd he go no he did he died [Applause] did you are you dead no i'm being stealthy right now [Laughter] are you sure we were here i don't remember seeing this actually yeah me either yeah you stupid oh look there's a spawner in there okay oh we found it we found it they're here kill them don't kill the smaller though oh oh shit's going down shit's going down shit's going down shit's going down yeah it's a battle we gotta watch out for that big right there too oh god if you got your fire potions in that oh i got one i got a blaze rod a what eleven more you gotta kill those yellow well this isn't very exciting i know i feel like we're fishing you remember those days you know where you're in your igloo blue and you cut a hole in the floor i i think it was oh my god i'm gonna die just get get the blaze rods that we need i have six blaze rods right now we're going this way no we need to get back up top delay we're to your right we're to your right hey you hey why did you come back into the castle you dumbass because i wonder about yeah we're bringing it to you right now it looks safe there's no uh there's no big floaty make your way over here and just break a wall hole in the wall we gotta figure out how to get up there though oh my god big thing behind y'all big guys oh god oh i think if you crouch they might not be able to see you as well that theory shout out to him oh oh this is not like safe looks like we're breaking delirious out of jail my no no no no no no no oh no god i fell too god damn it evan i ran past myself somebody pushed me i was trying to i was trying to put down one cobblestone to block the fireball and you were just like no all right well we're never going back here again that is a thing of the past oh we're never going here again nope never never ever again haven't you son of a [Laughter] holy oh god what happened the portal stopped working there's no more purple in the middle and there's a big squid staring at me shooting at me oh god oh oh i can't believe we just did all right turn around [Laughter] oh oh god oh my god all right all right get the back out of here let's see i'm jumping in let me jump in go go go go go go go get on my way i'm teleporting too not going back to that place anymore holy i can't believe that word what the what i'm still in here what do you mean come through i won't let me my screen is lagging out i'm stuck all right i'll be right back i'll be right back there's no portal there's a guy shooting there's no portal where are you you made a new one it changed back to the original no that's another one look there's three portals now i'll be right back all right i'm gonna go to my private beach over in the real world i'll be right back [Laughter] really look look where i spawn there's another portal over here look at me turn around where the is that portal what the oh there's another portal over here y'all gotta protect me while watch out man is it good enough make it a little bit bigger you selfish basically come here just come here please come here for a second he's like oh this is good enough nice little little private closet over here [Laughter] all right guys hope you enjoyed the video there's one more thing that i want to let you guys know about before you go and that's about some exclusive saints row 4 gameplay that machinima is posting on their channel and machinima is of course the network that i'm partnered by but if you guys haven't heard of it saints row 4 is a game coming out august 20th and it's actually a game that delirious really want to play with me and he's probably going to end up posting some of that and i might do the same because supposedly it's supposed to be a lot of fun and we could probably get a lot of funny moments out of it so if you guys are interested in seeing that saint ro4 gameplay you could go ahead and click the annotation on the screen below and yeah that's pretty much it guys hope you enjoyed the video once again

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Id: J5Zk8ksdREo

Length: 186min 13sec (11173 seconds)

Published: Sat May 22 2021