VanossGaming Replay 3 Hours Gmod Random #14 Edition

[Music] i don't know where they are either i'm confused yeah you guys are never gonna be able to pin us down [Music] yes i like your style like your style so you swallow everything you're stealing right because you swallowed one of the bowling balls already oh no i actually i'm pregnant then also i'm sorry man what do you do congratulations call me you call me fat am i good am i good yeah strike all right where's my green friend i'm here i don't see you i'm okay come here come here hurry hurry come on all right all right voice oh beautiful wait wait just be careful be careful oh yeah yeah oh really yeah where are these little [ __ ] this christmas you know what to do if we have to panic yes there's lots of options all right all right so many options give me some presents right now i'll give you this dick the layers are sticking out moving moving moving no no no [Music] okay i don't think it's gonna get better than that just just blend in hold on [Laughter] was that a sneeze fail yeah i i was thought i was going to sneeze but it just came out as a scream no i don't need to sneeze anymore i'm going to count like terrorizer and you guys are going to appear all right all right two three check this out check this out oh yeah oh what what we can see everything oh yeah look at the view man look at the view oh where [Music] yes come in hi we could literally see everything though yes we can see the whole map [ __ ] a bunch of stalkers look at that pet santa claus jumping around over there oh man they really can't is that you nogla is that you i mean i don't know who you talking right here where are you i i ran down i ran all the way down i don't know where they are where they at what the [ __ ] are you [ __ ] with [ __ ] constance is that you right there next to me yes i don't like this i like this you're gonna be super sneaky at all times yeah oh my god about santa you you were all blacked out guys [Music] right where are we where the hell are we i heard on youtube why would you do that i don't know oh man they're around they were right by my dead body there's 45 seconds where's your [ __ ] jingle balls oh my god oh my god i can't believe he did that [ __ ] oh it's this one come on come on over here right here all right hurry hurry wow all right just hold on hold on don't say anything i'm not wow now i can't feed my starving family don't be careful be careful be careful [Laughter] well i was not careful but fine whatever it's okay it's okay it's okay they'll never find us jingle bells jingle bells no glass smells bad santa claus what what are you doing they're not doing their job apparently they're on break this year you gotta give these presents to the good boys and girls that's the parkour way right there wait how's that that's pretty good yeah yes we jump right there there you go [Music] keep jumping keep jumping man keep jumping [Laughter] yeah yeah delirious what are you what are you i am uh what are you on the inside oh um i'm a nerf gun nerf how are you no you're definitely not a nerf gun almost a skinny ass small nerf gun i'm feeling a little uh jessie like a little chest jesse yeah yeah where are you at you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh wow you're in this where are you at wildcat what room are you in i'm in the room you're in [ __ ] you're not in the room what are you talking about you clearly died yeah you clearly blew everybody in here [ __ ] peasants oh yeah where are you which corner are we in where are you they're in the corner don't do anything don't do anything i'm not i'm i'm not that dumb check the door what's next oh my god [Music] [ __ ] that knew you were in there dude goddammit [Music] they're definitely in the back i'm calling it they're definitely in the back oh god how do you we're not in the back sounds like that they look like one of those santa clauses had to use the bathroom right really bad um what [Laughter] i went to the women hold on hey make sure you flush hey hey [Laughter] [ __ ] you get back in there is it they're in here all nice i don't know i just guessed you better not be a small person behind the couch because that's a [ __ ] move [Music] look at this oh yes beautiful that's like a really great spot he's here i'll kill her if you don't come out man i'll [ __ ] shoot her right in the door oh he's going to kill him he's going to kill the lady he's going to kill him yeah you want that to happen huh you wanna you wanna this is gonna be on your your conscience save the lady you said you had an idea and then you just didn't tell us where you were or how to find you or whatever you said it was a bad idea so i got sad [Laughter] welcome what the [ __ ] is that it's evan [Music] he's [ __ ] right here where welcome look up oh you look [ __ ] ridiculous i am stuck in this statue i've been stuck here for many years what do you want me to do about it come on i'm not your father got a mission to do get through these doors and you're out there like a little [ __ ] head i was just wondering if you could bring me some food yeah of course we can bring some food why don't you just say something can i get a steak all right here's a sign here's the sign guys here lies [ __ ] brian they buried him in the wall [Laughter] but i wasn't good enough for a [ __ ] ground burial you [ __ ] me in the wall with the minecraft all right let me read this got the way [ __ ] hope you've read the rules they're important the map won't work right if you didn't delete it all right we didn't read the rules but that's okay there you go there you go all right we're going okay oh can we get in this car what's the story of this all right nope we're going in that way we're going to the big door ready all right we're going into the whoa no we're not no we're not security system activated so scary so scary spooky all right oh the door glowing oh look the chair's uh the car's gone someone must have moved it oh that's scary oh so scared oh god no no oh look look there's look there's someone in this window look there's something oh that is kind of creepy that is kind of creepy hey hey what's going on what the [ __ ] leon leon that's literally leon leon what are you looking at he's looking we're coming in leon oh [ __ ] oh he's laughing don't laugh at me hey where'd leon go did your parents ever tell you how to treat your guest huh okay what are we doing which door are we going in that won't open this door will not open we gotta find something to break it no i'm gonna go on an adventure on my own because i'm the white guy oh look i found something down here because i'm the white guy no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no no no no no no no no no watch out well you guys were busy thinking popping each other's [ __ ] i was getting [ __ ] done all right we know the door won't open wait what's over here something's purple over here what is that zombie zombie hello i think they bury this man alive all right let me take this hatchet to that door what about this door is it maybe there's a floating book right here guys so many choices look you can break that lock that looked it looks totally all right let me there you go yeah is it working is it working oh i thought i lost that yeah i thought it wouldn't be [ __ ] up he threw it in there come on let's go open a [ __ ] door yeah go open the [ __ ] door but just remember there's a big lock over there with a floating harry potter novel all right break it open show us how a two yes a three that's not how you do it break it oh there we go yeah wait you didn't break it you were supposed to do it you're supposed to do it like step brothers i've traveled miles to give you my seed all right there there's a man in here let me in let me in let me in oh he's holding a key oh god i'm sorry i'm sorry i just wanted to take the key i didn't mean to burn you in the process i don't know but um okay sir no he's dead are we supposed to open this door now no it's the lock the lock door oh oh yeah yeah yeah let's go let's use this giant guy you guys are real dumb for real somebody jack the key oh no i still have it you left your t-shirt and everything saying basically i do work you're real dumb this is how you open a locked door all right be careful key careful there's the floor i want the book i want the book did you donate she broke in real life and in a game when has a key ever broken sir do you have another key we broke the first one i wonder if it's like another key or it's like a weapon that we're supposed to pick up what's this [ __ ] on the wall huh maybe i can use this chair all right i think we solved this crime luigi case closed case closed let's get out of here let's get a fear like let's get out of here school so clearly we have to stick the baby in the keyhole yep all right i got the baby i got the baby [ __ ] in there i don't know it's going to work it's going to work i swear it's not working all right put the kid he dropped the key he's dropped all right let's go this way what about this door oh this door opens did y'all know oh hold on hold on no i didn't see that guy you see this person look at this look at this [ __ ] what's in there open the door evan maybe if your lady [Laughter] what what the hell guys are you okay in there look behind you oh look how the door closed no this is this is where we came from isn't it oh no no no go down go down oh crazy old guy mister mister come here he's going he's [ __ ] gone oh oh no why is that guy that guy you killed earlier oh look there's there's um levers all right i'm gonna pull this one pull the lever don't pull the lever pull the lever nice guys there's more levers there's more levers oh [ __ ] there's one and there's two we gotta pull the same levers at the same time no let's figure this out let's figure this out gotta be clueless there's gotta be clues there's puzzles hey guys what's this way oh it's just a dead end someone follow this line follow this line down here what line this line here look okay here we go here we go here we go okay all right look i can see a sign okay and it says two and then one okay so wait look look at this marcel watch watch come here come here turn around all right where where are you [ __ ] boys where are you is your flashlight on no it's off okay good just look watch if i pull this lever see the first green button goes okay because they don't all correspond to the button above it so okay okay okay okay okay it's good is this good oh oh yes yeah i got it i did it now what does that mean now now we gotta do this one all right it goes right oh you got the first one then it goes this guy and then it goes bam yep and kapow all right you did it yeah you did it did it open the door no now you need to do this uh go to bed two and do redo two what yeah it goes two one two two one two oh so after you go back and do this one yep yeah dude do the same thing oh yeah that was the same thing um now this map would be creepier if we didn't use a flashlight the man needs concentration all right pull the last [ __ ] lever you got to say it like the emperor's new groove pull the lever there we go nice you did it it's opening let's open it where's the gate yeah i got a book i got a book i got a book can we open this door oh look a guy up there look there's a guy up there there's a guy right there leon okay hold on hold on let's approach him slowly approach him slowly [Music] oh he's walking away don't let him get away don't let him get away get up catch up oh what the hell hello oh boy okay all right let's explode it let's just uh avoid this awkward situation nothing in this room ow be careful with the fire of my brother you almost got crushed by that door be careful all right whoa what are these oh a birdie oh look spikes oh why would you jump maybe maybe we're supposed to throw the bricks in there all right order breaks in there get in there get in there it's like that last scene in terminator 2. nine all right hold on let's not waste these bricks we have to understand what they're meant for okay okay okay what if we jump down with one okay no that didn't do anything thank you bruce i have a safety belt who did it what the [ __ ] how do you do that how'd you do that i don't know you need it why are we throwing bricks why do we need bricks [Music] wherever you land with that brick appeal that's not true because we just tried that i wish for another platform yes it worked what did you do what the hell did you do all right assembly line just just make a [ __ ] assembly line and start passing okay you have to get out of the way you too get out of here and you get the [ __ ] out of here you know you're not killing me i'm not going to die all right what do i do hold on i fell i fell i fell i felt all right here let me do it god damn it i wish for a beautiful platform i wish for my agent to get me a new movie lead role god damn it this isn't working i got it got it got it i did it [Laughter] that oh a faulty platform take all the bricks and stack them in in the [ __ ] corner please you're throwing them off the edge they're just respawning right there it's just a never-ending cycle of retardation stop dropping them now hand me one brick that's not on like that's not up against the wall [ __ ] out the brick i got it okay that man died all right i'm gonna drop this all right nothing happens all right all right next don't pick the bricks up over there wait did you just push that brick over there yeah wait oh [ __ ] no now we don't know which one what's wrong oh it worked it worked it worked what i'm kidding i don't care dude where'd you get that jet pack all right all right yes we finally made it luigi we did it come on come on marcel i've been training my whole life for this yeah okay you've been training too hard [Laughter] arnold there's a chopper on the end all right come oh yeah you think you're all funny look at the look at the masa with his little ears vibrating like a dildo come on terrorizer jesus christ you're son of a [ __ ] i'll be back i'm back okay all right come on guys let's go oh whoop there leon all right well obviously we have to go to the light at the end of the tunnel duh oh what's going on the light at the end of the tunnel those are lights on the roof no don't run run back what the hell was that what the hell was it hey look a book i've never seen another book what are the books for they're saved checkpoints all right all right i guess we're going down here right yeah oh yeah listen to hagrid follow the spiders he said let's go down clearly it is jesus christ i pooped a little okay don't take the middle one because the middle one doesn't exist anymore hello okay we're going to check each of these doors okay all right each door do y'all see the craig door at the end of the hallway yeah we're gonna try to open those doors first wow oh [ __ ] oh we're getting closer we're getting closer it closed it closed no no no no no no no that's not a door run marcel run run run run run come on come on come on come on we're gonna try to go oh no don't open this door open this door open the store we're not okay see did you know that was going to happen everything works out for a reason wait hey that door open arnold what you just walked into a room delirious you didn't even know it yeah all right oh hey um all right this is the beginning maybe the main gates open and gate oh the car the car is back yeah oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh it's opening oh my god it's opening oh my god oh [ __ ] i feel like i feel like the map just started now like this is where it begins watch it end it's probably going to that's probably what's going to happen and oh oh no okay please load part two all right do your part two delays do not but i will see if we can find it i i apologize for any viewers watching if this is the end of the video we clearly didn't find part two like if we didn't find part two we're just gonna end this video mid-cent all right welcome to part two uh delirious he didn't make it he uh he either a went to go see a movie or b he's dead we're not sure um but yeah it's us three so um it's b and we're the three best friends that anyone could have were the three best friends that anyone could have were the three best friends at thank you you beat me to it thank you god bless you okay oh son of a [ __ ] you tricked me again you ready yeah boy all right here we go here we go here we go okay here we go we're going in wait how do you open this door the door won't open listen to me i know what you got to do no shut up little white boy well you know what i mean anyway what we got to do is see these statues want two try and fear what we gotta do is we gotta tickle these little schnitzels and all these different statues okay how do you know this oh yeah oh [ __ ] you see nothing you never died on austria anyway come on we got to get over here i had to polish schnitzel if you know what that's right did it open up did it open up oh [ __ ] how did you know that was gonna work did you have experience with that type of stuff no the director told me arnold what you got to do is do this it's all about the movie it's all about the script god come on okay come on down here wait wait a second what are you holding nothing this man looks like he's holding a chocolate popsicle stick what yeah it does i don't have a chocolate pot what are you talking there's nothing in my hand it looks like you're eating like a half eaten chocolate covered ice cream bar it's either that or you shove your fingers up your ass like like legit like i don't know why what anyways moving on don't worry about it man dude we've all stuck our fingers up our [ __ ] oh wait there's another lever good thing nobody was standing there yeah that was really convenient wait hold on all right let's go i got a torch i got a torch i got a torch i got a torch i got a torch i got a torch what i put it where do i put it where i put it where do i put it i don't have a torch [Laughter] okay all right we have a legendary clearly we have to pull the lever yeah pull the leather as as marcel what did that do oh oh oh all the windows are closing oh my god so scary [Music] oh what the [ __ ] is that whoa what i died from a door not the monster what's on this side from this side oh no stair stand marcel you go first all right i'll go first die first all right down here is my sex dungeon baby steps babysitting steps baby steps shut the [ __ ] can you stop up at your nose please all right so what's down here i feel like we missed a lot of [ __ ] upstairs what oh is this a cinema what is this marcel where'd you go it's delirious oh there you are what is this room delirious oh that's a giant ass spider oh my god all right let's go let's go let's go oh another level i'm absolutely terrified hey look tara has another schnitzel oh olive likes a good schnitzel oh oh oh oh my god oh my god oh my god don't use that what are we supposed to kill them oh my god i don't run run holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh god oh god we gotta get out here we gotta get out of here we gotta get out of here we gotta get out here come on come on come on come on come on come on up the stairs up the stairs come on look at terrorizer oh okay all right we're good we're good they disappeared holy [ __ ] man there's a lot of spiders oh it's a [ __ ] chopper when you need it harry potter harry potter oh oh oh terrorizer nice you want me to polish schnitzel oh there we go wow oh look like what the [ __ ] the hell was that i got a key all right guys where does the key go right here evan uh uh don't you [ __ ] do it no evan [Music] didn't work oh wait did i open it i opened it and holy [ __ ] oh god oh my god that was good that was good man that was good that was pretty scary that was scary as [ __ ] that was scary as [ __ ] i missed it i'll give you that one i'll give you that one oh man that was good it's like hahaha joke's on you you're afraid of yourself oh look it's like a long light at the end of the tunnel don't run faster than me you [ __ ] hey it's a race back here it's a race right here no who am i spawned in what the heck what the [ __ ] what is it turn the camera around i'm in the middle where are you guys at um i'm on the line i'm on the right okay wow you guys are generic white men now does anybody else not get the feel of you remember monsters inc all the doors just coming up and going you just you just killed the mood by mentioning not to think where are we going are we going to get crushed oh god don't turn around you see your own face unless i'm like okay like really this is again this is probably going to open no we're definitely going to die open open open open no yes there we go oh my god we're just got a robot what this is holy [ __ ] look at the other ones there's a bunch of other people all generic white males why is it so choppy it's like leggy is it not for you guys no it's not easy for me no it's just bad mechanics okay we're going towards the giant clock i can literally make a sandwich before we get here like this is literally the slowest [ __ ] [ __ ] in the world okay i get it we're gonna die oh no oh man we're gonna get caught up in a little p oh oh what oh the nipple is opening what the [ __ ] is that who is that what is it i can't see on the side i don't need this oh all right oh yes welcome to the toyland venos one of these superhero action figures yeah is that big fat knockoff phony no robin's trying to escape no you you would not escape robin you want to escape have you had him checked for something robin is trying to escape right now i am deadpool and i am with robin right now he's trying to escape me you will not leave me robin why do you want to keep robin no that's called slavery man let him leave i'm love right wait a minute do it wait a minute better hurry up wait a minute wait a minute don't don't go in my toy box don't you dare touch me son of a [ __ ] yeah i'll see you on the toy box i see him on the window ledge over there hey hey you're you're not leaving did you you're not leaving my sanctuary this is my hole you can't leave my dim hole wait a minute i'm gonna call the cops wait a minute oh no no no no damn it what did you do i can't believe you guys can't find me well you know that's what he does that's what he does um next time next round maybe if he doesn't if he's not spying on you right now okay chill chill chill over that [ __ ] right there get that [ __ ] what kind of sick place is this a champion let's try it i can't believe it's now welcome to the bat cave uh it's kind of it's kind of small in here yeah we're it's it's under construction you have plans to expand to the bat hole oh no no oh oh god what the hell was my ability did i have the nuke yeah you almost killed me oh holy [ __ ] you had it all right first of all we're gonna turn into the greatest superhero of all time best movie jesus christ check lantern get him spiderman he's fighting oh god you know this is good we're gonna bomb as hard as the film man wait a minute so that means you guys are the same character you're meditating are you kidding me hey hey what are you doing up here [Music] oh oh he's hiding he's a tiny man he's a tiny green lantern come here you bring back your socks [ __ ] these ladders they don't work so where'd the child go huh you're good okay okay good uh yes this is where i come to think there's this thing where are you men have you seen this yeah i've seen this but well now we know what happened he got [ __ ] ruined by a mouse trap it there's a terrible superhero trap i want to find it i'm going to find it you know it's not delicious we'll show you i'm waiting for you to show me i'm going to follow you guys inconspicuously are you deadpool no no i'm not deadpool i'm not deadpool you you guys trying to find me huh are you trying to find me screw you we're not even going to show you we're going to go hang out with the cool thing without you i don't want to see i don't want it i don't want to let's see how that works let's see where the hell is your hand's been we're going to have such a good time we're going to have a great time yeah have a great time we'll we're going to we're going to do the olympics i am gone [ __ ] you i have left i am god you'll never find me ever again ever again yes please spiderman batman joker what are you doing what are you doing yeah that's right ryan brian what's your what's your power uh shockwave oh nice oh that's a good power brian do you think the trap kills the seeker people um no no [Laughter] evan i'm aware you were stuck okay so i have that brian so if you do what you do i could do what i do and it might work you know what i'm saying oh okay okay it's all part of the plan right all right it's all part of the what the hell are you playing bastards at now now do it wow [Laughter] oh yes i'm the best superhero ever are you uh you're bane aren't you spooderman i'll meet spooderman everybody oh hey spiderman i call a spooderman trying to climb a building he just spiderman is trying to upload a video man's got really shitty internet trying to upload a video spider-man's office is just a complete mess he's he's in one of the buildings he's one of the houses no he's not yeah that's very spooderman just broke one of his monitors oh yeah what's on tv he's not spider-man oh i don't know what is that it looks like a spider man it looks like this oh [ __ ] it's like inception we had some villains trying to disguise themselves as some heroes we need to take them down a notch okay okay joker jokers come slow down joker all right it's not it's not joking nobody's joker all right i gotta use i don't know we're not doing because because joker's he wouldn't run like that he was he was running perfectly i have metal in my pants where the hell was that get who who just someone just caught the [ __ ] are you guys huh someone just called uber yeah so [ __ ] oh look at these two jabronies oops almost got hit by a yellow uh pink car who's playing in the middle of the street oh yeah who's that down there huh who's that that air yeah who is that who is that delirious you're a little dangerous delirious delicious remember when brian walked by you that one time right a second ago well where are you delirious what are you i'm i'm in the i'm in the streets dude that was a really good you were walking right with them a second ago brian oh that was me yeah with that submachine gun yeah ryan i don't know if it was him or me i don't know i'm so confused that's pretty oh it was you it was you delirious so i felt i saw your name it's not about beach i invite you a couple pretended to be one of when a voice yeah yeah he did he did yeah [ __ ] you guys see my movie oh movie um robin we don't like your [ __ ] movie the first guy first guy you go it was robin all right yeah yeah yeah he just came out with that amazing movie yep yep yep yep you myself and robin terrorizer has one more hit come on you got this terrorizer i believe in you all right it's not it's not star-lord he already has blood on him what the hell is that by the way it's my [Music] dick 16 seconds don't touch my dick joker don't touch it oh i got you where he's at tell me he's near the cars he's in the car he's down below he's playing how dare you shoot a man stick you've got to protect your city oh i look upon my city every night yeah yeah yeah guys yeah i see a jabroni in the middle of the forest with this little dinky pistol hey don't look at me like that man that's a really small pistol you kind of want to see penis just one jabroni so far just yeah yeah yeah yeah what about the guy behind you yeah this is my city now bow down to your new hero you're the hero that this led me diaper baby man with the crowbar you defeated the joker why was the joker talking like batman i don't know i get really confused sometimes tell me where you are uh i'm in the same spot you saw me last time tell me what tell me what you are though tell me what being bamboozled terrorizing i am a i'm a pringles can that's what i am delirious i think there's someone following you there's nobody following me oh [ __ ] watching baby turned around that was you you shut up did i really scare the [ __ ] out of you did i really scare the [ __ ] out of you i thought you were into me you're watching some cartoons i'm playing i'm playing mario [Laughter] i'd rather die than tell out my part [Laughter] it's granted it seems okay well i didn't spawn right whoa what hi i'm stuck in a barrel oh my god what the [ __ ] was that all right that's the whole map wait thanks for playing good game like comment subscribe put me on pinterest all right ready go we are trapped in this room or not ah well we found an escape holy [ __ ] god damn back in the closet [ __ ] yeah go back in the closet [ __ ] that dude we can play games in here i mean man that started really really quickly wait wait let's play i spy i spy on my little eye something beginning with r rocket rock oh a crowbar look that's really cool we already have one you have a spare crowbar all right i found a door all right go oh yes another room plan oh i found a key found a key right here look look get it get it bam bam boom are you here to sell me some toner who's that looks like uh he just nodded he looks like a sketchy car salesman hey looks like he's trying to tell me get your head out of the way oh there you go hi how are you doing oh this is like a weird awkward glory hole or drive-through from the glory's hole too big and you actually see the guy behind it yeah i hate when that happens [Music] [Laughter] wait this is clearly the door is locked i need to get in here that's kind of brock get back here without a man standing on the other side that's concerning when he says that's a glory hole it's just like because you don't imagine a face popping up there you imagine something else what was that i don't know but that legitimately scared me that thing came hauling ass i've never seen anything like it oh my god where are you mini lead ah mini let us see what you doing there i saw you through the giant glory hole i forgot there was a hole all right now you can go this way or you can go the elevator away uh elevator yeah technology science whoa oh yeah holy [ __ ] here we go where are we going i don't know but this is a long way up oh monster bam bam did you just shoot a rocket launcher no i did is that locked yeah it's locked so we go this way there we go right it's locked okay that actually did scare me oh man uh let's go through the blue door it looks friendly what's this storage psychologically blue is friendly this oh there's a fan come join me in the video you want to go there yes i have bowls of steel yeah oh wait there's a friendly looking door over there oh green that i don't know it looks looks friendly let's keep going that looks like it looks like goblin green oh what the hell was that i don't know boo frightening what did you see anything no i just screamed there's nothing there oh wait this is the room hold on what's all the room what i got the key oh nice oh that's on the other side of the glory hole okay yeah i get it so does this open please tell me this opens are you kidding me not to do the whole thing all the way back are you kidding me hello anybody home oh someone's been drinking oh not the door okay newspaper health air signs everything what is in here i don't know oh it's just nothing but errors for me there's this it's crazy man there's like unicorns and like turtles yeah they're missing out on stuff so many cool things here man damn it's crazy right it's the whole cast of friends is here too it's amazing even joey yeah even joey oh i found the key i found the key i found the keys nice you see the key do you see the key clearly you don't see the key it really it does it takes you that is a key is it yeah you can see it yeah oh look there's a gun right there there down there i got it yeah me too i got it i got it yeah there was two of them apparently all right we haven't checked these rooms yet oh yeah [ __ ] god damn it he's such a cutie my i was surrounded by two creepy ass pictures man those jpegs are oh no sorry hey i just i just smacked you into the dead body this is this weird little room right here what is this this is a shitty theater room what are you watching your demise [Laughter] holy [ __ ] that is a big lock thing i know how does this make any sense i don't know put it in this whoa okay and the door is now open oh oh where's that oh where's that monster is that a mascot was that a real person in there he's like i was only paid minimum wage green room oh oh oh here we go the green goblin green goblin oh don't fall oh no i see you there right this door open no no open this door no no oh oh that's it that's it okay that and now we're back in a random room claymore oh no no no no there's no way i'm gonna get out of this alive where are you minnie i'm still by the end wait die because there's a like a there's another bonus spot when you die it's like the end of the game i'm at the hollows or the i know kill yourself because then you end up going to like the actual victory spot he's just taking a nap now on the floor not on the floor in the floor in the floor i'm on installing [ __ ] this game wink was always better he's always been jealous of mario we're gonna we're gonna play this game what game no not that game oh i don't like this game [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] oh oh that [ __ ] just got real [ __ ] just got real look at the walls yes [Music] all right are you ready boys i'm ready watermelon oh god okay okay that's enough stop stop spawning them you're not even here and you're still spawning them death he's still haunting us with his watermelon stop it stop stop stop rock it looks like you're [ __ ] out watermelons holy [ __ ] oh my god this is awesome don't keep spawning them just eat them oh my god that was so quick [ __ ] [ __ ] why are you looking at me because you're fat all people why no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no this is my nightmare too many old people drowning in old people why do you have 15 million health because i uh i put something down or that is required we're gonna die ah what's the what's the health ball called what's the health ball the admin ball what do you call it you're not an admin it didn't work though i still died hold on let's let's see holy [ __ ] man this is ridiculous this [ __ ] is ridiculous all right let's see if we can survive one of those bombs all right let's eat a bunch of admin balls okay he eats bonding then we have to survive you have 13 million okay stop hitting me this is so [ __ ] stupid this is very smart if you ask me it's tactical we're gonna live forever all right i think we got enough enough i don't think we can survive it better you have 16 million oh put it down oh yeah get ready here we go gather around not even worried honestly i i think we're all going to die still can't be a fierce ong song don't push it over to me not cool man that's not cool i don't feel comfortable with it that cool potato oh yeah that definitely did not work oh god oh there goes the map okay listen up there's some dangerous purps in this town okay yeah we gotta go find them all right all right for justice yeah justice ready here we go [Music] i see one brock i see all right circle them welcome to the circle of death i don't want to be arrested i don't want to be arrested wow no go away guys okay i can't wait till we get our real horses oh what are you talking about this is these are real [Music] oh god do you hear that [ __ ] oh guys i got a horse it's a goat on a horse are you talking about the goat on the horse i'm not oh i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it where the hell are you guys at least this town ain't big enough for the two hey hey this town is big enough for the three of us if you if you make room if this horse gets hungry we're screwed why are we hiding behind this guys guys where's the hay at my horse is hungry my damn horses hey hey hey hey guys tell me hey please hey where are you oh i am oh okay hey yeah hey hey hey wait is there is there a ladder here oh yes there is i'm clapping up now i'm climbing up i will grab you through the [ __ ] floor we'll grab you through the floor you know you know what my damn my damn horsey my horsey what are you gonna do yeah yeah i'm not chasing you he is chasing you come here all right guys look at our asses we all got sticks up our asses we gotta rob this bank you see we gotta ride the bank [Music] hey marcel look at me no i found a secret you did where are you yeah how are you where are you here in the in the room right here look oh how is this a secret like because you had never it's not a secret follow me oh my god this is so bad what are you doing without a secret gotta [ __ ] a secret okay no no no no no no no no no no no over here brock over here bro here get out get out oh no the nice horse you got there your arrest is that everyone the sheriff and you're under arrest around go around jump on top of the fight i found the outlaw you guys aren't real sheriffs yes do you see the badge i wanna okay let me hear let me hear the the the horse let me hear the horse [Laughter] no yeah [Music] are you the sheriff no well good good i could take all the gold it's all night what is that guy doing on that horse over there that horse straw what are you doing in the horse straw over there [ __ ] [ __ ] you talking [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah i see you [ __ ] damn it so evan did you know what at one time i walked into a bar and my horse in the bartender said why the long face i'm gonna fly away you can't fly evan you're gonna fly how are you gonna fly god god come here i'm flying what are you doing what are you doing you better have a plan are we here for poker night man you guys look so majestic yes where'd you [Laughter] it go all quiet how does your horse have a flashlight how do you kind of flash light in the wild west yeah like what you will see he swallowed a flashlight okay is that is that how you are we're waiting for it to come out the other side all right wait okay they didn't have flashlights in the wild west what are you guys doing up there huh what are you doing down there up where you always be careful with those cactuses those characters are really sharp hey uh marcel i could see your head through the room yeah i could i could see a [Laughter] i see a popsicle sticking out of the roof here that's not no that's not me oh son of a [ __ ] he's coming he's on the way so yes evan are you going nowhere no i like it i like it myself he's he's right behind you he's right behind you look at him i've been disappeared like like lightning speed get over here clears go upstairs there's i don't know how to go upstairs you can please this guy all right where are they at where they see him i see him where [Music] [Laughter] [Music] you get [ __ ] did you sneak on me like what the hell yeah i was like a ninja a guy like a damn horse ninja no just a ninja oh my god follow me follow me where did you go down here look check this out check this out [Music] he was in the third stall really from all the [ __ ] places where'd you go oh my god look at this check this out you were just [ __ ] in there the whole time we were looking at like the first stall we're like oh man this is cool seriously [Laughter] that was ridiculous i was like hey brock's here too he's just he's taking a piss he's role-playing like us marcel when'd you get caught uh i launched off the catapult and landed brock was just kind of chilling oh okay oh god he's after us delirious from the catapult again oh he met he messed up he messed up you're serious he didn't mess up he got me he got me you got me seven launched evan launched i repeat kevin has launched running from our squad you're not running for my game [Music] nobody runs from the delirious and marcel mugay yeah let's tag them let's tag them like the cattle where's this what's [Music] [Laughter] i don't know guys i should [ __ ] you all right now we got some room marcel where are you where am i huh where are you someone say that i'm on top of the game oh god he's he's on top of somewhere ah get the [ __ ] out of the way get the [ __ ] out of the way i'm sorry you get caught did you get caught did you get caught up they went up they went up i was still in a watermelon chase are you okay mommy are you okay yeah i'm fine i'm fine you see him barely up there brock no no i don't see him anywhere that's right i feel like he's lying i feel like he's lying i got away i'm nowhere and everywhere at the same time stop using that line i guess through a chair down in the on the ground who did that no that wasn't just that was me from when we were up in that room [Laughter] delirious why are you being all creepy man what the [ __ ] what else look at me what are you doing is that a good spot yeah great spot this is bad for you all right i'm leaving i'm late [ __ ] you what was that [Music] hey evan come here come here i want to show you something hang yourself hang your head down evan come back wait i lost them i lost them i saw you i lost them i lost them how did you lose that man i lost them did you legit legit lost them i took the [ __ ] out of you you fell for the bait of that opener [Music] delirious [Music] haha delirious your horse is fake guess what i'm gonna feed my horse to your insides what so i said that so uh my insides are gonna eat your horse i wanna make sure we're on the same page here i love [ __ ] i was recording that bonus clip [Laughter] i'll give you one chance to explain yourself and that could be the the second bonus clip i was guys yeah we've been stuck in this damn terrible prison for too long so terrible i hate it in this channel they treat us like [ __ ] here guys i'm uploading a youtube video right now hey i'm trying to get help i'm trying to do some serious [ __ ] right now i'm playing gary's mod right now let me alone we're trying to break out what's the plan what's the plan this is a trick that i learned a long time ago yeah the last prison that i escaped in what's the trick underneath every single prison bed yeah yeah there's a little something called c4 you see that see that oh oh my god have you been hiding that in your ass this whole time oh you do you throw it stand back all right oh oh god i got one help this person looks a lot different where all the guards go i don't know this one look this one looks kind of spooky like a ghost something looks different about this guard oh my god where'd it hit his head it's gone it's a popsicle here's his head or found it no that's just a soccer ball okay come on what what i don't know you hear the [ __ ] inmate they're screaming the inmates are scared there's nobody here they all left they all escaped without us maybe we should stay here and repopulate the earth right break the wall spread the walls wait can you oh no no no no you can't you can't i found a battery is that important i don't think so maybe in that switch room yeah rabbit where'd you go i i'm i'm messing with the battery you do anything oh it works it works it works i told you we needed the batteries i knew it was the battery oh no it's my idea all right i'm putting it in the battery is it all right what does that mean oh oh i think the guards are mad oh this door got unlocked yeah yeah yeah right here oh we're escaping boys we're escaping yes wow that was easy wow we are literally leaving just because our prison was empty doesn't mean it's the end of the world you know how long it's been since i've seen a woman it doesn't mean that doesn't mean you have to repopulate let me talk to her let me talk to her hello hello ma'am my name is um again she took me to our house hello what just happened look we're in another prison oh look look there's a laptop now it's a macbook you get a macbook instead now i can take it to bed when i go to sleep yeah all right oh anyways let's escape this prison so that weird voice said open the door open the door oh no no i'm i'm looking in the bathroom nice guys look it's a key wait is this a key or this is a shadow of courage [Music] something must be blocking the door guys something's blocking the door something's blocked uh oh wait what oh oh there's not in the door i told you [ __ ] you know i walked to her and i talked to her and she took us to her place last night i did it oh what the [ __ ] what happened what happened i think that's your girl what did you do delirious no [Music] girlfriend oh god guys oh come on yeah what is that what hello i mean she's pretty hot oh no guys i see that red light see that red light the red light special turn off your flashlights turn everybody turn your flashlights off going the underground club guys i've always wanted to go here it burned me looks like something fits inside my penis oh yeah yeah put your penis in the box right here i'm right here behind you oh there you go something fits inside right here uh oh here we go oh it was like a man made out of coffee beans or something that [ __ ] scared the [ __ ] out of me that was actually pretty terrifying i wasn't scared at all oh you you [ __ ] destroyed us all all right let's go let's get out what the [ __ ] is that oh is that miley cyrus it's a meat popsicle guys is this your real oh oh it's the key it's it's the thing that fits inside yeah what is that i just got it picked up wow what do i do with it put it in the thing on the wall what the [ __ ] is that what what happened it was like an evil teletubby [Music] i swear i don't believe you i didn't see it as i oh look look guys oh it fit all right let's go in this room now we can go the other way all right i'm going in guys this will be perfect y'all stay really close to me really close come on here we go hold on it's babies babies babies what the [ __ ] why is the babies in here did one just move go kill the babies you have to kill the babies oh that is look you got it yeah i got it why do we kill babies it's the fifth element guys be careful with the fifth of them hey let's see i got it nice open sends me open says me oh yeah i say open it everybody behind me oh god they're just some babies mounted to the wall over here but it's pretty adorable oh that's that's perfectly normal modern decor yeah embellicle cords look no this is art this is worth this is worth five hundred thousand dollars what did [ __ ] all over the door follow me again that's modern art tell me guys follow me follow me oh where the [ __ ] you just disappeared oh my [Laughter] why are you laughing so hard turn around delirious [Laughter] everybody everybody else stay right here you walk through just just walk through we're going to come in right after you we're coming in right now let's go let's turn around [Music] it's so weird it's so [ __ ] weird uh guys this is where i spawned what the [ __ ] wait how did you make it i kept walking like you guys did and it opened it up for me open open and open it i was not listen listen oh god oh your girlfriend's back guys guys we got to use this i think oh oh did you just take it oh he picked it up nice nice i think he just drank it i don't know if that helped him oh oh he did it nice what is evil rice crispy hey there's a key guys big ass key that's a big ass key yeah all right yeah we ate the key all right yeah where does the key go how's it going this door there you go oh there we go hello oh we're always oh my god we're back in prison we're back in prison this one's a lot worse no escape we're just left with delirious girlfriend no that's not my girlfriend man that's not the same one you know what i'm leaving i'm leaving guys they they left the door unlocked we're good wow see that's what i was talking about that was really confusing dr pepper guys look it's dr pepper pepper's here that's dr png oh oh what happened i don't [ __ ] know man we're in some kind of [ __ ] now fell down the sewer when we're trying to escape how do we all fall down a sewer hot there's no holes up there what the hell are you talking about in the sewer right whatever did you do oh my god this looks don't be afraid of the water guys waters are fred there's a key oh there it is protection must be one in this area it's a gun i got a gun we have a club what the [ __ ] happened oh shoot something shoot the thing shoot that panel this yes what if i miss five times don't don't miss go on you got this shoot the other buttons right there that's right shoot it somebody watch our back got it we'll get it oh what [Laughter] that really the guy from this time what if that was the end right there it could be oh metallica is the end come on that was it there's gotta be something no way we were supposed to get pushed all the way nice this is it we're home first oh yeah we're supposed to get pushed we're home free um did we escape uh oh what did we do is this the end is is that really the end i really think that's it yes you get pushed into a door by james hedfield oh my god you see that on the screen no it says the end the end no we did it sample text explosions yes dead bodies lightning cheeseburgers papa john's i am just sitting in my chair wrong but okay is this the part where we all go around and tell everybody what we're thankful for i'm thankful for john tony of course you are yeah i'm thankful that i have pants and that i still have my helmet i'm thankful for clickbait titles and i'm thankful for my close cousins the turkeys for taking the sacrifice every year taking the hit i'm thankful for all of my friends you [ __ ] so to determine who's death whoever eats the most turkey becomes death is that how it works so whoever eats the least amount of turkey becomes death okay all right i'm hungry i am hungry all right get ready and three two one go [Applause] [Laughter] i have 800 health how much do you have i have 450 scotty 340 and no glass no good 380s [ __ ] trying to eat more you [ __ ] skinny [ __ ] everybody gets three turkey laughs gobble gobble gobble gobble grab your first plate three stars like three gobbles make the gobble sound and jiggle your gobblers there on your face i'm a turkey for today i'm a turkey for today all right turkey diner i don't know what happens what's gonna happen is the bowl gonna fill up with gravy and i'm gonna drown i don't know what's gonna happen oh i don't know it's a big ass nominate the lobster lobster go first all right since i am food i will go first come on plate come on what are we going to be today what are we going to be are you looking up because i feel like it's going to come up from above like i just i just got that feeling you know drops like 30 wieners on your face all right so we got to make it through the diabetes merry-go-round let's go yeah all right tyler [Music] oh yeah upside down lobster go towards the very middle where it spins slower and then when you try and get out jump on the corn cob to your right and you'll [ __ ] crouch jump on that son of a [ __ ] there we oh my go another plate [ __ ] this i'm not going all right well it looks like a flying loaf of bread if you ask me yeah i'm just gonna wait like a bacon sandwich what the [ __ ] it just teleported oh man i always knew tyler was in bread you [ __ ] freak that's not funny man not my fault my parents were kept in the same pen for [ __ ] 20 years across the oreos of death wait what is that sauce what is that who made this [Music] [Music] the first one you just walk on oh my god i hate mushy peas look at these nasty ass carrots someone called these carrots come get some wieners all right who wants some roasted owl trying to say i'm not going to make it through this [ __ ] you're not and you're what the wieners kill you yeah you gotta jump what do you think they do okay you guys i've dodged a few wieners in my day not gonna lie here we go come on [ __ ] no no how dare everybody die i am not getting those wieners on my head again four little wieners on your face no i got enough that's enough i'll take the wieners wow the wiener gods determined that i'm never going to kill whoever goes last i'll kill this not really really really really this this oh he's saying the truth you're the chosen one for wieners to the mouth of this [Music] all right so who's going to lose a life on this one huh i'll do it everyone come here there's one person and i'm going to jump i'm going to jump now and lose my life never mind there we go then it's going to be vanna's vanessa's gonna try and he gonna die go on ain't gonna die don't suspend the inevitable just die i ain't gonna die you are gonna die you're gonna die the second you step forward [Music] [ __ ] all right i know how to do this i'm not doing this little [ __ ] love of bread [ __ ] what was that i don't know marcel's just being a selective ass [ __ ] [ __ ] why am i being selected oh [ __ ] okay okay so listen wait stop stop you [ __ ] why did you go because i someone had to go that one half these traps you just get to choose who [ __ ] dies because they're impossible no i i dodged the [ __ ] out of that wiener [ __ ] these wieners dude [ __ ] all right this is it oreo boom boom boom boom [ __ ] stop just [Music] no boys i never would have failed this one all right easy easy all right you know what time it is wienertown i'm ready you oh i figured out this one watch watch move back move back i'm king of the wieners okay watch this [ __ ] watch this [ __ ] you got to jump that wiener oh oh it just it just rotates it's there okay [ __ ] grilled lobster let's go you got this there you go this is what no no anybody smell chicken all right scotty that's it juan he is he is the winner god i'm so light i didn't eat all that turkey earlier yep these what happens we shouldn't eat so much oh yeah oh [ __ ] you got the trick to it yeah the trigger looks easy you just go bam and then and then bam and then yeah how many lives do you have i got it three oh this trap has your name on it i i don't think it does it does it does it does look like it's 407 right there oh okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the hell was that where'd he go the hell was that [ __ ] is there even a button no my guess is you just jump over the middle right okay why would you just like that yeah yeah yeah yeah and then you just do it again right and again okay and damn and again what come on where'd he go why don't i feel like something's gonna happen nothing we have nobody bye bye lobster okay god why did i do that from the start go really close and then oh [Music] really close [Laughter] okay i got one live you got two lives right you got two so uh you go first [ __ ] dinner is not served dinner dinner is not situation so slow yeah that was pretty weak that was pretty weak oh we know what this is going to be ain't it great that it's another plate oh this is another plate of winners i'll take some sausages to the face yeah well you don't have to do it on a different trap [ __ ] because you landed on the window this one this trap is called angry cousin threw his plate across the room [Laughter] pick a door [ __ ] pick a door each of you guys go through the door i pick red side i don't trust this three two one go yes that's a poisonous oreo what if i go around the edge oh she's smart all right everybody merry christmas step right up and eat your wiener i'm not gonna eat my own wiener these wieners no no god damn it one wiener down one wiener down there you go oh there you go they're [ __ ] me damn come on wiener [ __ ] i'm gonna be the wiener of the wieners hey don't push me [ __ ] get up there then i'm trying okay watch this hop and hop hop okay all right let's just do wine [Music] wow a lot of you oh my jesus christ everybody's getting married everyone's dying one really one [ __ ] oh man you [ __ ] knife [ __ ] oh [ __ ] stupid and now i just get to enjoy all this look down when you're jumping okay boom boom see wow hell big help top tip top [Music] oh oh keep going [ __ ] he's still dark he's going [ __ ] this thing i don't understand what am i doing wrong you're not jumping over the knives idiot jesus christ this thanksgiving i'm thankful for this trap i don't understand what the [ __ ] i'm supposed to do this is the best thanksgiving ever oh [ __ ] my throat hurts what is the fact that marcel hasn't even gotten close it made it past the third it doesn't it doesn't work it doesn't work it doesn't work it doesn't work i'm doing it i'm doing it [Music] baby go oh yeah there you go my jaw hurts from laughing so much there's actual tears all right everyone's serious now everyone gets serious very serious this is a serious game yeah i'm gonna [Music] you feel the wind on your butt there [ __ ] i felt that thing pinched my ass cheeks together all right so this is the the throwing plate across the hole oh oh oh oh i know what to do who has two lives who has two lives i i have two i have two lives one and he knows how to do it and i know how to do it you jump across the side and then it can and then it can get you great tutorial girl tips how to die in death one top tips top tips all right who wants to die in the oreo scotty i'll do it i'll do it you just gotta be further away from it that's how you die at that trap oh oh the trap the traps to this did you play it again okay okay how many lives how many lives you guys got the table broke man too much food on the plate broke the table [Music] wait is that it yeah that's it that's what he made and scotty what the [ __ ] champions dude eat my dick all right everybody you three are considered the thanksgiving champions of this year you but there could only be one to determine who is the champion we're gonna play a good old game of turkey roulette so there's three turkeys oh [ __ ] two of them blow up huh yeah oh my [ __ ] god you must choose one turkey to stand on i eat that's it but what if i want the turkey somebody else once same time at the same time no i'm already here all right i got this one i got this one okay okay okay okay on the count of three you're gonna eat your turkey okay okay one two three [Applause] hold on let me get one mmm yummy you ate you ate my attorney this spot is very ambitious no man has ever been here and hidden here before the ambition is real evan come here come here evan look up there what the hell is that i don't know but i think it's in danger and wants to be killed no that's not how who's this who's this to that ugly thing the only time i saw it was when you said look like i was it turned perfectly and you see that creepy [ __ ] at the corner you guys know who i can't stand though that delirious guy yeah hello oh he's in here yeah hello what's the plan with the players i don't know going here what do you want to do are you in the call delirious yeah he's in the car one dude wait where are you guys oh oh oh oh i know where i got it he'll never pick that [ __ ] up wait [Music] yeah king of the mountain nice okay yeah wait wait we going this thing oh no no oh can you go in it what about this one right here down near me what if what oh should i risk it oh [Music] hold on don't worry i'm coming back oh no i can't wait no oh hello there's a cactus on the grinder he was so confused he was looking for his brain here we go there we go back in his rightful place wow what are you doing yeah we're doing something cheats i think they're upstairs oh is that a rocket launcher oh [ __ ] man yes it is there you go there you go that's not what i was trying to do this is oh no [ __ ] okay how did you do that because you were on top of me i can't get out i'm in prison evan i can't get out i got you do you watch this [ __ ] i'm going to save you what the [ __ ] was that supposed to save me i'll protect you i oh when you put it that's stupid i'm trying to go to the secret place i need to know meet me in the kitchen are you near the kitchen yeah no i want to be with you yeah i want to be you where are your teammate girl i want to dance hey what's up i got i got a plan what's the plan what's up oh yeah okay i'm just thinking oh [ __ ] that was scary oh evan this spot is not even that bad get away he got away too yeah he did yeah i did yeah he did yeah it's a beautiful vase you've got there evan looks amazing thanks jesus christ it's a [ __ ] war zone here what are you guys doing just spraying everything within two seconds i was changing settings and i just need to do this he keeps doing it silently too look at this look at this [ __ ] jig just everything kill everything no no no no what about you i'll just have to yeah there we go oh oh [Music] i was wondering that too oh no this is a big kitchen that's true that's the answer there's your answer you can leave now i don't know man one of these figures just seems to be a little warm little i don't know and the only the only thing working is the water dispenser not even me is it not here it's not him shut the [ __ ] up inside of him i'm under it yeah not me i'm under it hello how are you salute oh god delirious is sniffing brock's ass look at that yeah you like that there is no plan man what a plan wait wait what if we choose one of these what if we oh we do like what if we do this and we just go oh wait wait what how the hell wait what did you do did you jump on that yeah okay no i got no time got no time oh my god should i save it should i save it yeah yeah oh [Music] nice [Music] i don't want to be that oh there's a park of first in here oh i didn't know you could become there did that because of brian where you guys at can you tell me [Music] um i'll explain it later yeah i'm just on the other side you see me can't go up there [Music] look at me i am food hey hey hey yo whoa whoa why is the kitchen on fire what the [ __ ] fire i'm performing i don't see that performing a prop hunt special wanna see some magic yeah i want to see some magic evan [Music] like a creepy [ __ ] yeah he's the thing yeah i can do that once again playing with like brock i like it oh yeah no i don't like kills that way all it takes is one straight bullet do not miss do not miss whatever you do don't miss oh [ __ ] i don't know if i'm hurting wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait listen wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait stop what wait i'm hungry can you give me like one last meal before i die yes i uh hold on i give you a big meat piece of meat you give him these meals thanks man right through you oh you cook it a little more though no we just put it in the fire the [ __ ] [ __ ] stuff what the [ __ ] what what he's trying to lift [ __ ] but he can't wait i want something better to eat this is not even cooked i think i have this box no no no about watermelon watermelon is that your king you like watermelon why can't i turn into it you can't you're you're not alone wait wait [Laughter] oh wow okay hey evan evan come here the moving company uh moving companies doing a [ __ ] [ __ ] job this is the worst session ever the plan the plan oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] evan stop [ __ ] it up it's okay it's fine it's fine it's fine get out of the way oh [ __ ] listen listen it's fine yeah oh [ __ ] sorry oh oh god this is taking too much time okay okay okay this looks suspicious as [ __ ] [Applause] i think i'm [ __ ] dead uh no i'm probably all right okay i worry about nothing come did you close the door come on can you close the door though what door oh yeah close this that one oh yeah [Music] should i try and close this door that's [ __ ] open right next to me this [ __ ] yeah the one with the bananas on it yeah i should try to clean the banana door no we wait that was a messy start i just saw five seconds left and panicked and then [ __ ] started going everywhere yeah but now everything is fine oh hey delirious no no come on come on runs away he just [ __ ] you hey no how's it going okay see you later [Music] look at how tiny that terminator is he's got this guy he's staying he's staying hold on hold on i know where they are you're 360 off the top four yeah i know brian looks funny but i know he's he's really good at prop and he's trying really hard right now shut up he might find yes he has a lot i know he's good though you are good you have to admit you practice you practice on your own i mean he has missed some shots he's at 60 health there's no that was just one there's blood yeah why is there blood on the roof blood on the roof where oh now whose name did you see you saw one of our names this door open wait a second that was amazing all right boys we've crashed landed on this planet in our metroid prime samus ship and uh and samus is being a [ __ ] she's not letting us catch a ride with her so we have to make it through this random obstacle course in order to possibly find a spaceship on the other side of the obstacle course but there's no guarantees no and then we got this guy welcome to planet art the new art the better art there's no h in earth and this guy is trying to stop us yeah that's my job i press e up here then you die escaping planet earth [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] samus the spaceship there goes our only way i'm getting out well she's just taunting us now you can't get a ride [ __ ] all right guys go to the first trap i can't even see if you go by it so if you just walk i won't even know because i can't see [ __ ] this i don't even know what the first trap is i got it i got it i got it you got it you got it you got it just go it's like two little [ __ ] things man there's no hammer talk what hey what oh no evan no even that doesn't work that doesn't work you actually have to die pew pew [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is like are those safe are those platforms safe i honestly have no clue but i will say to you i have a button right here i'm going to high five i think you guys step i think you can't step in there okay i got it turns out you just knocked on it this is just additionally to that where's the next trap uh it's it's over here where he has those buttons right here [ __ ] stupid all right hey guys you down there [ __ ] man the view for death i'm so far away i'm looking at the whole [ __ ] time press swap button this one oh you could have [ __ ] killed him dude i can't see [ __ ] oh he's not about this one so let's just go past it what the [ __ ] is going on oh my god look where i'm standing look at that how did you survive oh man that was close to your nuts right there could have got a [ __ ] spike in the notch i think this is the trap right here it's not it's not you're lying it's not a trap why would i lie to you this is a trap though what not that one that one dude this map is awful i don't know what this one's going to do i don't feel like death at all did you press it i haven't pressed it i haven't pressed it dang it got him i think this is just gonna explode maybe oh oh you're you'd be wrong you'd be very wrong you'd be so wrong you don't know how wrong you are you're right right all right and actually this isn't even a trap so just enjoy this jumping jumping they break they break break okay all right so everyone has to make it across this one yep keep going there you go you go oh nice some sweet parkour right there one brock go on this is my weakness okay yeah jumping is your weakness you got very very weak oh all right so i know how noble worked so he went right yep yep he did he did so well he went go so jump on the right one then the left one and then the right one 100 right one and then go right and then go left and then and go left that's a big jump though that's a that's a big leap 100 left 100 100 100 percent 100 percent what if it's not i'll give you five dollars five dollars evan i'd take that five dollars oh it's not worth the five dollars oh there you go what the [ __ ] is that i'm so screwed go ahead brock here we go easy peasy brock take it slow that's the key here all right just take slow there's no rush okay all right oh my goodness wow brock just did that we're talking about moose knuckle here damn all right that's the end some ancient runes here there brock was [ __ ] one i won you gotta pick one pick one brock which one pick one brock i'm going with this one oh does this mean the spaceship's going to be at the end of this map it has to be pasta all right all right step right up wait are you serious i thought that was a trap go on bro it is a trap walk back walk back there we go there it goes all right well box that was kind of unfortunate how that went for you huh kind of unfortunate oh man now what do we do yeah so yeah that's unfortunate for you what the [ __ ] are you coming back okay oh oh wait there's a lot of behind you use a letter oh wait you don't die from that this is a fake crap it really doesn't hurt you no it doesn't wow there you go see you guys are laughing at nothing [ __ ] you guys wait can you see inside this he can't can he see he can't see if we go inside okay i don't think he can he can't he can't right here there's a ladder there's a ladder what's the what's the plan got him what is that [ __ ] down there do you see that oh yeah it's like some berries have you has he pressed it oh oh wait oh wait wait there's a letter use the ladder [Laughter] gonna stay here all day i have three lives i got this oh yeah what happened what happened i flipped you like a pancake what happened all right moving on oh this looks dangerous you know what i think happens these clothes oh man predicted that pretty well i like the way you [ __ ] died though when you said that i was like oh yes please please there's a lot of those what the [ __ ] all right oh there's fire holes okay so we're supposed to do the farther you go over the fart holes and it makes you fly [Music] see like that just fly over the fart holes just go you gotta trust the fire let's keep going while they're still meeting are you serious again again no glow with your lucky lucky [ __ ] holes you fall in all right moving on moving on into here this is definitely a trap i can't see this looks dangerous as [ __ ] [Laughter] oh well i feel dumb i feel dumb i have one life i have one life i've trained am i dead no no one's been keeping count everyone did your last life this is your last life okay i might be dead negative one might be negative one i might be all right this one this one you see that one little spot right there that you can like oh yeah yeah yeah but you got to go in yeah but what about your feet oh hold on hold on i didn't even see those workers flying i think if he presses you down what is what is that though there's like a hole there yeah like a hole i have no idea what to do on this [ __ ] that leader for all of you guys what the no don't do that don't do don't come in here wait you gotta make it to the other side before you die no the door is closed that [ __ ] what i really want to see what's in there now i'm the last one alive with minus one all right evan keep going hey doesn't want you to break well for you to break right there that's not a trap it's not a drop there's no trap here there's no trap okay you just break that down there you go big strong strong tired and then this isn't a trap either so just like no no no way no it looks like no it's definitely not like that what are all the uh red burgundy stains paint paint uh it's ketchup it's ketchup this is where the larvae is this is how the aztecs have their place okay just don't worry about it how what do i do you just i don't actually know i guess go in and die would be one thing are you going to go around okay press it wow so how do i even get through oh all right all right evan i don't get it you jump on this oh we already pressed them we already pressed all of them all right so good luck good luck all right you got the first one right all right now i can't i could choose right yeah yeah 50 50 again i'm gonna go with this one [Laughter] that trap is impossible all right guys we gotta we gotta break we gotta break the wood okay come on emphatic style oh nice what are you doing [Laughter] all right in the grinder i i think i would like some dino meat or some owl meat or something oh you want some dino me bro i got you i'll hook you up right now thanks i always trust you bud that's how they make dino chicken nuggets right there all right guys go on through i'm not going first [ __ ] you guys go ahead he's gonna do what evan did or once or what he thought everyone was gonna do of course i have oh good jump rock good thanks great job thanks great jump rock bro just keep going he's not gonna press him on you yes i am thanks marcel oh oh oh whoa oh someone thinks they can jump fast which one should i go for i think you should jump to the far left one and then jump quickly onto the ledge now now i think it should be the right one because you press the far left one so jump to the far right no so i i got a tip for this map uh trap right here don't listen to evan i got a tip for this map you just go right through [Music] [Laughter] right through right true all right who's down everybody has one life right no i have two i have two i have two i have two let's move to the middle and come back oh my god where did he even go all the way back there like you said evan come on be a nice guy everyone else's one life and you have to press yourself for the team all right you're the one with the big ass suit that could protect you you're the one with the highly sophisticated superhero yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever it's my day off okay use your utility belt and [ __ ] this knock them off and i'll press the button all right what what can we have scouts owner you won't press the trash yes i won't press the trap at all for this oh this is i gotta just start i like you guys rockets won't press it at all you don't even have to yeah you don't even have to there you go there jump straight jump straight there you go i just want to see people progress and be successful all right that's what i'm all about that's what i'm all about nowhere what kind of jump is that okay oh wow didn't see you fly over the air going to the sky all right all right i'll let you press the button brock okay oh my are you serious no glad i'm sorry i'm sorry i won't let him get through the next three chapters does it fling back up it doesn't that was weird how that happened it usually doesn't do that really a bridge with grenades on it it's safe it's just kick them off just kick them off it's fine they're done wait until they at least gets halfway across i'm waiting till you're halfway through this [ __ ] bridge i don't care oh my gosh he was halfway as you saw i pressed it what [ __ ] trap was this are you kidding me um all you gotta do is press the button the right time i know really oh [Music] he gets to go home all by himself well there's only one thing left to do what now what is it no they're the one the other one [Laughter] well at least sam has yeah i'm survived swing your arms welcome to the haunted school of death you're gonna show us your your costume panda yeah what's your costume what's your halloween costume hold on i'm working on it pepe [Music] just tilt your head down a little bit more honestly i like the pig dick better i'm a pumpkin all right so to determine who's death today it's going to be whoever is the oldest because technically whoever's the oldest is closer to death great idea so so how old are you ryan i am 26 years old all right i'm 12. all right how old are you yeah you're not [ __ ] 12. yeah i am i mean yeah i am bird years old absolutely okay how old are you in homeless years you're like you're like 107 right because every one year of being homeless feels like 20. when you don't own a clock or a watch or a calendar you have no clue i don't even have to tell you all what i am i lost count 12 years ago all right noah how old are you uh the young young obviously lying okay you you are me yeah piggy he's preparing a monologue a cold brisk morning in a barn where my mother squealed [Applause] so tyler's i thought that was the conception is your mama pig and your dad's a human one of them's a pig [ __ ] anyways this is this is why i didn't want to say how old i was [Laughter] you guys are making things really awkward and uncomfortable for me i'm really confused i'm 25. okay it's like your mom's a pig she pushed out a baby and she was like i'm gonna name it wow okay um i guess it's the homeless guy oh god damn it hold on hold on hold on who the [ __ ] is this guy why are you talking about it's me you don't remember me i died and the dead come back at halloween oh no you that guy's still dead this is just a costume he's just trying to pretend to be that guy that everyone liked better all right boys so why are we here huh i don't know you told us if i can come here yeah you were like meet us at the high school in like 45 minutes we all showed up brian that's your cue it happened here this very day 10 years ago it happened here 10 years ago to this very day he was a friend of mine a homeless friend he used to pinch his nipples and give him jobs for crack he was suffocating himself while pinching his nipples watching the girls volleyball team after their training shut the [ __ ] up they say his soul still haunts the skull to this very day we don't know how he died but i just know he died the way he wanted to go and he haunts these very corridors actually there he is right there with a camera oh hello all right we go home and go home exorcism complete all right boys let's see if we could escape the school without dying from the uh the haunted homeless man all right boys happy halloween look at that locker it's haunted that's the one he was in pinching his nipples he was literally look at him wiggling around in there i'm gonna go with his little pitch distraction holy [ __ ] all of them had men pinching their nipples in them all right so what happens here here we we're gonna go together wait well the thing falls and does it yeah what's the plan hey hey haunted homeless man what's the plan what do you mean what's the plan i'm trying to keep [ __ ] [ __ ] oh you have to okay he's pick one so if you walk under it what it'll go up oh that's my friend jesus christ where do you think you're going to dance and they're gone [Laughter] [Applause] hold on hold on a random death trap for no reason oh gee oh come come to my giant swollen testies this is this is a representation of what he would do to his victory that's right all right brian hasn't lost life go brian my nipples and my nuts come on in boys i'm coming you gonna lose the live either marcel yeah i died at the first trap i think you'll have enough time to see the pumpkin drop one second what's that i want to know that night that you died while pinching step back flip though gave him the opening all right boys let's go wait wait okay there's a trap there just want to let you know thanks thanks brian appreciate it okay that was supposed to be for the volleyball team but you know jesus christ someone's gonna hold me straight to this whole thing that all leads straight to his sex dungeon anthony weinstein oh another representation of what you do to your victims okay what what's going on jesus this campaign it's too short it's too short to be trained yep you're betraying why would he be standing right in front of it oh yeah here we go oh he's gonna survive he's gonna circle the fence i'm stuck in the fence he cheated death on halloween oh now we know brian's one of the main characters who has to make it to the end of the movie yeah yeah yeah all right because this is kind of getting close to the end everyone has one life okay oh my god it's the scariest trap yet the most disgusting vile food on the planet what is this they're candy corn look at them they're disgusting i don't even want to land on them what's a candy corn i don't know google it it's the worst it's a piece of candy that tastes like [ __ ] [ __ ] wax they're disgusting oh i've seen them on sabrina the teenage witch before thank you thank you ryan thank you all right well that's what these are and they're horrifyingly disgusting that's the only thing i know [ __ ] candy corn there's a button here oh way down there oh god how how do we even do this jump on it just jump on it oh wow oh tyler okay okay good luck keep it percolating tyler good luck have you ever seen this movie's final destination yeah yeah okay well there you go that was the worst [Music] that was worse than mine all right okay so we're halloween halloween what's in this it's like a personal start to the round for yourself it's like all right we're talking ourselves solo commentary welcome to g my dear one episode 100 uh why do we invite him to session you can see here there's a locker right here i'm just gonna i'm not saying i was pushed not saying that i don't remember that exploding last time i see explosions it didn't explode last time probably it only happens when someone's being extremely annoying [Applause] it chooses when it wants to explode he just got [ __ ] north korea today [ __ ] snuggly you stupid [ __ ] oh my god oh just [ __ ] learn to shut up for a few [ __ ] seconds yo you're welcome for the clip you little [ __ ] small [ __ ] pigtail dick [ __ ] [Laughter] oh your chin you can you shut up but at the same time don't because i love your footage [Laughter] oh my god i love the tunes all right so we're on the second round all right perfect all right here we go please ignore the giant scorch mark with the outline of a zoidberg oh my god all right be careful be careful that was [ __ ] anthony two of you going the same yeah okay psych [ __ ] just kidding i'm going i'm going i'm going i'm going i just didn't press it i'm not safe i think it's right i think psychology guys all right now anthony is zombie shoes on before i get all funky [Laughter] traps are different for me all right welcome back to the homeless testies again going to descend upon your foreheads all right guys i'll do it i'll die for you guys okay oh what a great guy hold up oh gee they really appreciate your sacrifice seven i'm gonna die on this one i'm not going first [ __ ] that whoever has two lives brightest two lives brightest two lives brightest two lives okay just go ahead and sacrifice one that's fine idiot oh my gosh [Music] you're not gonna make it anyways you just walk on them and then stand and then walk on the next one or you can try and jump and [ __ ] die god damn it fine i'll do it i'll actually die on the trap part okay [Laughter] dude this one is impossible oh my god hold on hold on give me a chance give me a chance guys and then okay what the [ __ ] hey brian look look he's inside the bat brian oh [ __ ] this trap is [Music] oh the best part was he started yelling from like like the cones he was like oh no no no no i'm still just walking you had so much time to react this one's easy you just walk across yeah yeah this is the you're practically at the other side oh [ __ ] oh i see you with the most pathetic trap ever that's embarrassing i'd almost delete you stood right all right i got two lives what it stopped what the hell i'm stuck oh [ __ ] okay trick-or-treat oh [ __ ] right you made it to the end so we get to pick which door is a bad one and which is a good one so what we're talking about what are you talking about i think you're talking about this [ __ ] trap like [ __ ] humor what is that cookie monster in there look at him holy [ __ ] it's a pog that's that was on last year's halloween one remember that looks like a cookie monster whatever cookie monster actually what well okay you made it but we have me and pandas love to make it trick i died in a girl's locker room squeezing my teeth you know what you get to go through for that that was very good rhyming i like it no he doesn't kill him kill [Music] i know you got an allergy to dogs dressed up as the cookie monster so do you do you wanna you want to try and step yeah yeah knock on the door real quick yeah just pass by the principal's office destruction no no no no that doesn't work for me trick or treat all right marcel you and i were the only two to complete it what are you feeling you feeling a trick or a treat trick or treat i mean the trick is pretty [ __ ] lame right yeah i'm feeling a treat i want like a kitkat or maybe let's go eminem oh a little maze looks like we got a little maze oh you're gonna go in that and i'm gonna go in this end why do you guys just look like pictures on my screen i because you put more effort into your videos um all right so when are we gonna count this down marcel maybe we should have one of the losers count us down are you ready piggy yes are you ready i'm ready marcel all right stay ready you ain't gotta get ready let's go one hold one go here we go easy okay that way is incorrect this way how we feeling about this way this way is looking good oh that's a dead end all right let's go back this way all righty this way [Applause] look at all you [ __ ] losers oh hey how convenient the box is labeled losers that's awesome i wonder what's gonna happen i can't imagine what this button will do what do you want what do you want wait i know you won and you got your treat but i'll be your trick if you want me to you know i mean we could we could we could talk about it you know what i'm saying do something strange for a little bit no next person anthony try and convince me why i shouldn't press this [ __ ] button right now oh you can press the button i just want this trick right here okay what about you lobster [ __ ] [Music] now you all did baby i can't think of anything man guys he's in the big dining room there's all kinds of [ __ ] up chairs over here that's right that's why that's where i shot here follow me who is this me it's me it's me follow me follow me follow me follow me i want to join you become something very specific becomes this one okay okay okay here comes that one this one now comes here and comes here he is coming here follow me follow me follow me follow me follow me follow me quickly quickly quickly yes in here and back behind you [Music] it's very good this is the cheesiest plant i've ever seen in my life cheese kitchen boom and oh boom jeez checking the fridge why you keep dissing on the spo man it's a bitch-ass spot you're a bitch-ass prop boys i can't believe i just [ __ ] lost that bottle oh man i can't believe i didn't youtube.com i like that spot i found you guys and [ __ ] died immediately [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Applause] oh guys i'm here i made it am i too fat you're too fast can we do it another round [Music] just don't let me explode i can't see him i see him i saw him a second ago [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] he's like throwing [ __ ] around should we do a rescue mission right now right now it's the perfect time to go let's go let's go let's go rescue mission rescue mission look at this [ __ ] give me jump which one are you oh god i'm [ __ ] [ __ ] up [Music] those boxes over there you gonna get them you're into the boxes they're out of new tubes shoot the wheelbarrow youtube the boxes shoot the wheelbarrow we're inside the wheelbarrow i'm not gonna believe that shoot it shoot the [ __ ] with you i [Music] hold your position what do you mean hold my position oh there you are don't go out there in the shade this thing is so obvious red top small can red top small camera disappeared oh stay away from me you're next to me you dumb [ __ ] you're not nearly as invisible as i am oh man i saw oranges i took for all three of us oh my goodness i did it i don't know where he is no any idea oh yes it is look at the tip look right inside they're inside indestructible fortress look at the chips they're never gonna find us all right we will give you a hint on a minute and 20 seconds inside outside though uh outside outside yep yeah yeah there's a little more [ __ ] and balls guys i'm sure you're like shooting balls same thing for like 20 minutes and getting no progress made no glare are you still oh no there's no i don't [ __ ] understand this here they'll go through our windows don't look through our windows no gloves oh [Applause] um okay you know what i'll give that to you well played you [ __ ] thank you no the credit goes to me [ __ ] i was i was thinking about it but i was like nah no you weren't here [Applause] oh my god your turn mini live don't be a [ __ ] oh it's beautiful my inner mario was with me hey evan evan come over here come over here and you could you too craig why why there's no time just go at appropriate places okay go ahead go ahead and trust me trust me just find find somewhere craig yes yes i'm right here holy [ __ ] this is so good i don't even mean to be this where where'd you go okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go oh you're [ __ ] invisible we could like literally just all right anywhere where'd you go when are you guys which one are you are you over there [Music] just blow up everything delirious i know you're one of these damn hit the ceiling hit the ceiling [Music] oh back here all right delirious this is all you you can go higher than wildcat did wow you guys are you kidding me i can see what the props are that is [ __ ] [ __ ] you're invincible [Music] i'm as cool as a cucumber you're super warm so stupid fools go go go go he can't yeah oh oh oh my god let me see that dab like that oh yeah oh but i don't know if i want to find you guys i don't think i want to find him that disco stick oh my god oh my god they can win this round i'm fine hey where you guys at i'm jumping i'm jumping i'm jumping i'm jumping i'm jumping in the middle i'm jumping in the middle come in oh look who i am yeah where you at wait hey i gotta i got a plan okay do you guys get like a time limit to hide yeah yeah 30 seconds 10 more seconds oh [ __ ] i don't know if this plan is really going to work okay listen yes yes there are hey hey oh come on hey what hurry hurry yes yes yes [Music] they did something sneaky they did something sneaky look for something sneaky are they becoming inanimate objects like underwear don't do that what was that can you go can you open up doors no okay it's fine i saw you you're imitating me what are you talking about no i'm not no i'm not oh hey listen listen this one go back to your spot let's see how long it takes legion to find you bro [Laughter] don't put me on inspire me i'm an amateur hide and seek player all right listen uh is this are you guys all in one staircase right now come here now oh my god oh my god why am i caught on 20 bodies how do i get out of this spot i can't did i just lose 40 hell from one melee yeah okay i think they won this one are you serious all right boys next time you want to use that spot no go ahead how do you know it was me did that actually kill you you definitely killed me did you just teabag him i did oh look at this look at this panda you genius i don't know how you thought of that one what did you do oh all right and not so there's so genius oh [ __ ] what why do i hear furious tapping legion's typing an email to somebody no i was actually i pulled out my typewriter because my grandma wanted me to write out something so she could send her love interest in uh taiwan so what it's like a lot of people think it's weird or whatever it's like his name's greg all right what's so funny terrorize it what are you talking about oh oh what oh i'm sorry that was my fault that might have been mine it was your fault discord's going crazy but if i remove my laughing audio from that part of the clip it won't be my fault anymore i don't believe you oh my god you guys sound like robots yeah oh you got out of it panda yeah yeah we we might need oh oh another genius another genius idea yeah can you tell oh what the [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] yourself what oh you know okay so yeah you know what to do you know what to do why does it do that hello hello oh oh oh no [ __ ] i almost got it oh my god just girlfriend yeah go for it go for it you're good no no no no no no yeah yeah what are you talking about yeah now that that point is what i call a good spot i think so too you'll never find me here i'm gonna need a hint boy because i have 10 hit points in the dream well let's just say this spot didn't work the last time you tried it no and anthony you know what to do you know what to do do it now do it now [Laughter] one crowbar and i'm dead the hell are you guys oh i fell and just shattered my femurs i'm in my natural habitat i'm in my natural habitat you'll never find me hiding in a zoo and pretending to oh my god he don't kill the whacker don't kill one of them give us a damn hint you would say two birds of a feather somewhere brown suck each other off together literally what i what kind of information do we have to work upon are burning up what do you have what oh what you know they're in the tower get over here oh he's a ball [ __ ] okay gravity killed him i freaking died wait is another one up here huh huh no huh no we're not right click over here two birds of a feather hey hey hey hey hey wait up wait oh oh [ __ ] he's escaping he's escaping super hot run run where'd he go where do you go where did you get me on another npc to change the change hit e on it and another npc there you go there you go no no yeah we did it where'd he go find me oh holy [ __ ] he got away yeah so you can change your character as many times as you want by hitting e yes you just have to when you walk up to them oh i have to walk up to them yes yes hit you there too yeah it wasn't him what do i do you got it cross jump oh wait i'm not getting in a chest anywhere so you guys don't need to come find me in one of these i don't know jump and hold control dude i'm a fatty ass mcfatterson john fat thing bye assassin's creed where were you this is a tower a tower i just watched suicide want some good content i'd love some yeah i'm looking i'm looking wake me yeah what the [ __ ] are these not no no no what don't shoot me [Applause] he has no idea what just happened [Laughter] oh hey what nothing just don't just whatever you do don't shoot the pig or the bird that was down there or the dinosaur that's running right past which was actually which you didn't [ __ ] walking underneath okay goodbye oh yeah uh hi oh [ __ ] and hi good thing you didn't shoot the bird because now he's gone wait wait but there's another bird right now or the pig or the barrel maybe i'm the girl right there or the bricks wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait this van is turned on i can't remember i had the attention span of dorian looked at me oh you're an idiot here they did [ __ ] why am i an idiot brian dumb dog oh what what is it the sitting right you like the model i changed to right yeah nice the model i changed best part was right back to where it all began what was the fight that legion referred to as the justin bieber guy what did he look like i think it was justin bieber yes 100 of those canadians over there i think is that what looks suspicious to you home you're getting a clip huh did you guys know that manos kisses a photo of jb every night before he goes to sleep that's right and when he wakes up he drips one drop [ __ ] you up on his forehead all right um come back come back to where you were uh-huh whatever you do just don't hit that pig going up the stairs or that terrorize if you just ramble no that's not you i see a blood mark on them [Music] [Music] go back to where you just were second yeah [ __ ] what i go up the stairs go up the stairs go up the stairs uh-huh all right now turn right turn right and walk down that hall that you just we're at yeah there you go there you go now turn around yeah yeah oh [ __ ] off goddammit i had no idea you were in that damn tower i couldn't tell i thought i found you at that little bridge you're acting awfully calm for somebody's about to die where are you going why are you trying to run why am i trying to run from you i'm so scared when you do things like this stop it stop stop it look how bloody here stop it you know before i go though can we just do this real quick what [Music] okay here we go welcome to prop hunt are you guys ready to play prop hunt yeah brian uh i couldn't hear you are you are you ready to play prop hunt what the [ __ ] how much [ __ ] do you have on me jesus oh i've got i've got one for every scenario all right are we good to start are we good to start yeah yeah yeah yeah all right hey riser yeah i saw something where are you where'd you go did you go back to the future oh what are you doing bottle come back here you go that way this way what happens if i go in here and then behind [Laughter] hey hey brian brian brian yeah yeah yeah did you kill nogla okay cool just want to make sure okay [Music] how about this how about this maybe if you put it in the door and you put it in the door oh yeah that's what's up there we go he's my body oh [ __ ] that's what's up that's what's up right there you gotta hold him though you gotta hold him you gotta hold him in there yeah yeah running away oh [ __ ] oh scotty that was such a good here you go here's a vending machine you can have this one they're lighter than they look by the way they're only heavy when you put stuff in them i like it om [Music] by the way if i show myself to you jiggly will you suck me whoa uh right here in the middle red can red candles up [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] i'm really that's great hey guys got him you got him panda all right all right all right it's 2014 we're playing gmod hell yeah have you been playing gmod for five years don't remind me longer than that for me oh my god are you still saying i'm not explain why you tried to suck off a homeless man as a can imagine how much man i put my dick in weirder things i'll say that this one didn't have a pulse at some point what's the weirdest thing you put your dick in pen to be honest [Music] [Laughter] as my homeless alias or as [Music] lovely anthony because i can write a story here in this the man who plays the homeless man then weirdest thing that i've put my wiener in yeah i don't know like do people count people you know i know a guy to put a licorice in his dick hole oh yeah you asked me when i put my dick in not what i put into the dick yeah put a tickle in his dick all right i'm gonna go shave my balls i'll be back in four minutes no no what what did he say [ __ ] off [ __ ] my boss oh [ __ ] leave with the no glove 30 minutes into a pocket session oh you know what boys i need to shave them in ireland does a sack of potatoes mean a whole different thing [ __ ] my boss no that's what's up my boss god damn it he has shaved my balls can i change now model you seem really short i feel like i'm looking at you no no no you're fine you're fine are you kidding me oh my god like how he's keeping like a note there too it sounds like he's singing [ __ ] my boss [Music] [Laughter] shut my balls i was not my sound board that was actually him i know you guys were fooled but that was not me god it works every time oh i just so i just went down here some big and yellow something big and yellow i'm pretty sure it's just real big and yellow oh you know what it is big and yellow big and yellow that's unfortunate isn't it what the [ __ ] is this what what it's not a fortunate no oh [ __ ] where'd he go what okay disappeared oh my god nice shot brian i saw that it was a nice shot jiggly you can't go in that door no matter how many times you try don't worry you can go on the upstairs one though how are you doing evan nice of you to pass by you ain't here all right torch huh i'm right next to you right next time not here come on the flash is creepy oh my flashing here swear to god it was oh close guys close real close very good real close [Music] did you like that little boost they gave you their founder what's a good one you gave me a bit of a i gave you a cup you're a [ __ ] he's going downstairs [Music] yeah i took my life at the suicide kitchen oh [ __ ] our teammate is lost oh great we do we don't i don't know okay i'm not independent i rely on my partner oh oh god it's just like every relationship i've ever been in come on all right all right you gotta you gotta you gotta explain so we you gotta put in the chat or some [ __ ] cuz we can't we don't know what wait a minute wait a minute what um panda explain yeah you see me this is a terrible spot but come here look at this whoa what am i hearing what the [ __ ] oh this is so this is so this is a stupid spot it's fine oh yeah this is unbearable why was this rolling do you see this it's like this oh okay i see i see i see see this bundle you ready are you ready to do this it's glitched as [ __ ] gotta be what the [ __ ] they went outside what distraction i'm the distraction oh dual cans dual cans he's going back in yeah there's another kid oh my god nobody [ __ ] snapped on him five years of gmod baby the guy aimbot oh my god i snapped out of my phone oh my god i want to do that with you look at that [ __ ] he would not say it out loud i mean we at this point we are on yeah on the rock on the rock on the rock you little son of a [ __ ] you little son of a [ __ ] come here brian i know your secret where did he go his head is so large you can't see past it last one no i can't show them i don't know where you are brian i don't ever want to hear something he's shaving his balls god damn it brian oh oh god i couldn't [ __ ] shoot his ass don't shave your balls with a with a cannon oh [ __ ] that was [ __ ] up i could just imagine him just like pressing like this the the soundboard button with like his elbow or his i was i was just i was just doing wasd right-handed there you go [Laughter] oh this is oh well i've won you have i have is he a pole he's got to be a pole slide my cheeks on it if he is changed from a pole what i stopped being appalled when stringly said he would ride me you lying are you still a pole i turned into a pearl because jiggly said well i couldn't find a pole so now i'm just sitting on the cactus oh baby thorne for your pleasure that is right in a pole i mean a pole yeah are you a light pole yo chill i'm not too sure about it man awesome jesus christ yo chill all that's left is an home oh no oh you've been beautifully is that good you're blending beautifully oh my gosh just just honestly you can just leave their shaver balls come back [Music] all right let me grab my new thing to do the outside is he outside no glove no i'm inside what the [ __ ] would i tell you mr paul in the [ __ ] part okay it's okay your teammates hold us [ __ ] hell i'm on a whole nother level but not not downstairs oh my gosh this is chess just why don't you just jerk them off if you're gonna help them this much wait where is he where did he say he wants us to find it so we can see his brilliance anyways panda back to what's the weirdest thing you put your dick in not human why are we back to this not a human homeless guy homeless guy not not what is the weirdest thing the homeless guy has put his wiener in yeah rolling newspapers oh my god that's just a discount fleshlight that's that's my that's my norm my go-to the great thing with newspapers is that you can just like write motivational things on them as you're jerking yourself like or you can read as you jerk off really you're bigger than it looks okay [Music] oh [ __ ] oh he's still alive yeah okay yeah like you're over there [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] that was sure oh that was sure was close oh we [Music] shoved your balls there he did it the kitchen here's multiple oh [Laughter] i love standing at the balcony i feel like evan's gonna find him evan's close evan's clothes i don't know [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] oh oh there it is [ __ ] broken [Music] [Music] [Applause] you

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Id: q6VVq8R-fDE

Length: 180min 19sec (10819 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 15 2021