VanossGaming 2020 Minecraft Funniest Edition

we're gonna play some minecraft together we're gonna be really pg if you don't like it in the comment section you can suck well said well said pp is a very appropriate word yeah talk about my [ __ ] penis [Laughter] you learn about penises in class all the time when you're younger you know what i mean it's just the human body scientific word man scientific educational words peters p-e-n-i-s it's part of the all right you lost you you just [ __ ] lost it dude is the different part of the penis i was the penis part of the dick did the chicken come before the egg what happened these are the age-old questions we need answering ladies and gentlemen what the hell someone's shooting arrows what the [ __ ] in this song [ __ ] hey brian have you an adventure for us do you have an adventure oh brian do you have an adventure for us he hasn't hit [Music] made him quit your house your house yeah how's the scene better than it is brian gotta say it seem better today awesome okay follow me follow me for content oh what's this oh what what have we got here oh what is this you it's a whole new world right but what is it that doesn't matter you could put this here no no no holy [ __ ] what there's a sky tank he just spawned for me let's go i'm coming there's uh i almost said it's snake there's a spider hey we need to find the water where's the waterfall get into the waterfall and climb upstairs it's ah [ __ ] i fell on a hole what the hell is this why is it purple i don't know it's magical water gatorade gatorade's purple isn't it what's purple well there's a purple flavor yeah so it's getting yeah yeah gatorade this is a gatorade fountain are you sure it's not like uh like carbonated you're drowning did you try holy sh yes i am drowning oh how do you how do you not drown oh just kind of ride the eye out of it i'm gonna die i'm gonna what do you mean how are you gonna die of it it's oh okay okay i have no idea what this is all right i might have got a little tip off that you know maybe we should look over here i've no honestly i've no idea what any of this oh i found an arc arena guys look look look guys look okay look i have look look it's blue gatorade okay great great okay all right all right okay moving on okay look listen listen i have an arc arena are you holding a toy boat what the [ __ ] it's not working is that was that a blow dryer what are you holding yeah it looks like a laser gun like the handles on the bottom and you choose lasers you're gonna play you gotta play star wars with your little laser gun in your little laser sword hi you decided for star wars buddy yeah yeah i'm a big star wars fan my daddy got a blaster and everything oh that's adorable i can't shake i can't get my orca wieners to walk there pick it up no you have the power of it this is a blow dryer holy [ __ ] what are these what are what what are those reindeer what the what is it what else i don't know huh looks suspicious i think we should oh where did he come from right what is this place i don't know but i'm looking around should we look around together no thanos is just running around the top and he's just going should we split up gang yes let's solve this mystery sure thing scoobs what is this they're outfits oh wow that's it man what do you mean you have a six-pack what are you talking about if you go if you look really closely that's a six pack uh no that's uh one two three four five six seven eight nine ten that's uh 24 pack dude i'm ripped the sh fry took the buck what was the book i was well traveled well versed in the universe's mysteries i thought myself well equipped to face the challenges of my people well armed with my knowledge to guide them down a more prosperous path we dabbled in things that we did not understand and i only have myself to blame for the downfall of you what the [ __ ] i mean i had one arrow left you evan okay so this area has loads of different places where we can like uh get stuff so like my i got a chromium helmet i got a tinfoil hat that like a new vr helmet you're wearing nogla i'm playing minecrafted vr right now yeah yeah how's it look how the graphics it looks man feels like you're really there right hey jump down jump down there's something really awesome down here it looks so good in vr come on down now man it must be like you're actually walking around in minecraft right now honestly honestly it does feel like i'm in minecraft right now oh yeah i didn't even see oh what's happening but this is the darkness that the book was speaking of here we go oh spider oh jesus oh god oh shields shields use your shield i don't have a shield i don't know where i'm going oh wait i saw someone's name here i'm with you oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] he is no longer with me he is no and i will be no longer with you guys oh [ __ ] yeah that guy really [ __ ] up oh okay okay i think we're dude hey evan what up you just is that his dick that you just pulled from him honestly it is very very well located to be his penis i i swear i wasn't yeah that's right penis the technical word for it yes to be uh historic to be his story to be historically watch out watch out we can't because there's these people you got them oh oh there's people up here party up there [ __ ] it up guys hurts come on get up there get up there go on oh hello [ __ ] off that come on fat [ __ ] you're done you're done that's how it's done brian little [ __ ] come up here i'm gonna be our guy don't kill me i will murder you i'm playing in vr i'm not [ __ ] around oh what's this what's this my [ __ ] mine you you what can wifey dude i killed an average you're useless i bet you this is not even good stuff it's [ __ ] sick i'd say whoa what is this really passageway this is really secretive oh [Music] i got all excited all right let's look around a bit more where there's actually stuff that evan hasn't put in right well that's it that was the actual ending it wasn't clickbaiting is that how you know that's the end we can't find anything event will you try teleporting i'm sure actually yeah sure let's teleport again go huh you want to go you want to do this huh wanna go huh we're going we're going i'm teleporting again oh what i'm gone okay i'm gonna go too oh uh hi that was that was definitely the end no no no trust me trust me come over here come over here yeah go here you stand right here and then watch this you've got trouble you've got teleport oh jesus all right all right all right now now we're here now we're here and we're going to go over here so this direction right here behind the screen right here in this corner in this corner ultra report that's it now now we're done [Laughter] brian show us what you got man brian got the really good chest stuff we need to get home though we need to get home we need to get home we need to get home we have to get home how are we going to get home no we got to use the return home job bam what what is he doing over there what why are you whoa why are you she isn't that purple all right boys it's uh i go home it's an amulet called slash spawn oh i guess [Laughter] i get it oh i was like wow how did he do that all right so all right okay fine quit your engine quit your engines it's snowing and raining at the same time this is like this is quite possible this is canada like you know in the middle season and it's halloween look we got pumpkins and everything it's halloween theme right in the snow man yo this is what this is what it looks like at the at the canadian border yep so you're just you're walking in you're watching america yeah like washington state yeah yeah that's the border then bam this is what it looks like that'll explain all the fast food on this side yep right so no since you did so much good work killing all the monsters i i i present the this the monstrous oh it is a charm that gives plus 25 damage against undead creatures 10 against other aggressive creatures a plus one loading level oh that is sick that is [ __ ] thick dude since you have the heart of a monster i guess here is the heart of the golem the hell why is it all going to him why is he just going to you drop that nice why is everything just going towards you yeah i got that hold shift oh my gosh that gives you a lot of stuff why is everything just going towards him i have everything you cannot defeat me give him the thing what are these help me i'm being hurt i'm defending myself in the court of law yeah this is how this is how the court system works fight choosing him why does he die i gotta die oh but i have all the two possibles i have all the chance i am a powerful guard team thing that was cool though that was pretty fun yeah it works yep there it is all right everybody welcome back to the best game on the planet so uh today we're gonna do a little bit of a hardcore mode okay so if somebody dies we have to start again because that means they can't respawn and we're in this together you got that you got that you got that you got that we're in this together no stealing [ __ ] no killing people yeah yeah bro bring this together all right i'm gonna just get lots of wood i'm gonna get lots of wood wait i should have been that's right pickaxe you should have yeah right right yeah that's that's for stone hey man hey man it's been a while all right we are pretty consistent and then two blocks on top of the stick you're being attacked you're being attacked this is we're not going to make it out of this we are not we're not going to make it to mourning don't say that there you go we're not we're good we're definitely not good boys we're good this is very bad how do you make a sword again oh wait you go like this oh there's the creeper here's the content killer right here careful now brad you don't want to ruin the video kill him no he's going to kill you foreign [Music] we're back this time we have more time dumb ass you dumbass i had it all under control i had it all under control it was assisted murder we were so far we were so far we were about to okay okay okay i have an idea yeah i have an idea are we on island perfect island yeah isolated away from mobs the island quick yeah get some wood boys and we make our little island okay okay perfect see this is why i died this is why i died we wanted first i just knew we would get a random c that was better i remember how to play minecraft you like minecraft evan shut the [ __ ] up are you making a table or what what do we have to get uh i'm go i i've got it i've got the wood i mean i need you to get stone i need to get cobblestone and come on okay sorry come down and just call carbon stone and coal i got it going to go on i got it i've got a good bit of stone here oh what happened oh what's wrong bees what bees that noodle there there's bumblebees the bees there's a beehive oh look it's dripping it's trimming those are big ass bees they're a fat ass people oh no they're at the base because i broke it oh no no no no no no no no no i could die i'm going in the water hey guys you have to make sure that brian doesn't die because it's important you know yeah oh no brian is under attack all right we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna rescue you for real there you go [Music] now your enemies no no oh no he's going wait he's going after brian oh what the [ __ ] we're wasting valuable time i know we are uh that's what we do well okay go get stone get stoned i have stone i got cobblestone okay crafting table here uh gamework i got it i got it i got one you have one all right boys six feet apart distancing nogla did it but he did it downwards dude i ain't getting corona heck no who needs food he needs food me someone there it is in there so that's that means dude i feel like we're about to beat the ender dragon we're so close yeah really just about there honestly that's how you feel all right heading down who wants to come on down with me is that dangerous come on down oh you just not at all use water go down in the water use it as an elevator oh right but it stops though that's the thing it stops wasn't it oh it doesn't look like he's going in dude this is gonna take get rid of the water for a second are you breathing can you please i'm not i'm i've just realized i was dying how am i breathing i'm not all right start getting some call here evan can we get this so we can't get that we need we need we need we need iron i think you need an iron yeah i think you need an iron fence i haven't seen any iron yet we're getting lots of we're getting lots of stuff here even we're doing really productive stuff here evan we're achieving our call our oh that's a pun because that c goes into a g she'll be up here doing [ __ ] we are doing [ __ ] down here okay dude with the sticks to make torches all right dude oh iron iron where there oh over over here too over here right oh yeah our our our our iron just get the [ __ ] iron iron all right [ __ ] off you little snake achievement no one's died yet no one's died yet this is awesome team we're swinging our balls off our little black balls off we're killing the game right now nobody's died everybody's alive and we died everyone's happy you know maybe maybe if we're lucky evan we'll reproduce together yes yes yes i knew you guys were close how to reproduce in minecraft 101 i got a door holy moly it's a pretty rare sick door i gotta say genuine maple ah he hurt me it hurt me behind me don't hurt me don't hurt me not exclusive contact go [ __ ] yourself what happened he found golden iron the little snake i saw your little your little layer scurrying away when you said exclusive content god dang it god dang carol baskin [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i blame carol you see these [ __ ] zombies taking my iron [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] carol baskin the [ __ ] carol if we die it's carol baskin's fault [ __ ] she murdered those just murdered her god you see this horse cow basket married it and then [ __ ] fed into the tigers damn [ __ ] tell you what let's read from her diary i am may 5th i considered killing my husband may 6th i did it man chef carol i'm a [ __ ] carol baskin it up two things i know in this world and that epstein didn't kill himself and that arrow basket's a [ __ ] fit such a good [ __ ] documentary it's crazy dude it just gets more insane it becomes far less about the tigers you know about four episodes they're like dying in the background like [Laughter] [Music] i can explain jaws employees you're only paying me 150 dollars a week doc's employees you're only getting a hundred dollars carol's employees you guys are getting paid they only get jackets they're like different colored jackets anyone doesn't even know like there's some people who've been working here for five years and i'm like wow you look familiar yeah no no [ __ ] you dumb [ __ ] i'm working here for five [ __ ] years remember when you killed your husband i was here i buried the [ __ ] [ __ ] they were free they were free with my job seven years to get them all right we got a sign this is the slogan of our town when you come in that gate you have to come in like this walk in and say carol baskin is a [ __ ] and then you may live already already ahead of you look in that corner exactly you gotta say like you gotta say it right [ __ ] we gotta go again there's a spelling mistake in this sign there we go kyle baskin is a birch goddess dang it don't forget that carl baskin is a [ __ ] a [ __ ] not a birch but mainly a [ __ ] all right we're heading down now in there now getting down there yeah i know i was getting down [Laughter] he's gonna die via sand she tried to bury me alive carl [ __ ] the basket oh my god dude you're gonna say johnny de nogla was killed by a [ __ ] all right gonna make some peaches finest pieces and it's here lame it's got pineapple made of pepperoni and salmonella give it a little bit of salmonella y'all like diarrhea with your pizza tiny diamonds over here funny diamonds no don o'donomon's oh my god from this moment forward we must edit diamond within the minecraft video to say dodman's two things i love in this world tigers and anal actually the third thing is saving hot sexy convicts and then foster them into my marriage and my sexy convicts in your area i like do you see how he made one of them gay he goes well do you like looking at the small dicks or the big big the next scene they're getting married yeah the guy's like that's him you're gay oh [ __ ] you're seeing a stand-up bit with that hello a [ __ ] farm over there i got stuck in a cave oh yeah yeah yeah excuses [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] baskin okay well the good thing is now we can just separate that as the tiger king session and just no dude this is season two we're going into the season ready three two one joint all right wait what oh no what's your name welcome to season two hey yeah get back here boy if blogger just came out of prison you look a real friend hey hey you like man you like big makes a smile come here no [Laughter] oh no he wants me he wants me you wanna be oh [Laughter] all right guys welcome so basically today we have a 2v2 fortress battle but very simply two people are going to be in one fortress two other people going to be another fortress they've got to go over to the other fortress and get the thing in their fortress and go back to their fortress it's very simple yes very yes so basically depend they haven't go in the line everything i want to see you yeah okay you go in the line wait you only have half a head that's not a problem as well get in the line get in the line this is a pair to the thing get in the line in the middle of the line all right all right okay i'm going to do this quickly before you get [ __ ] impatient so basically just choose a side yeah that's it yeah that's your brilliant idea so three people go away shut up it's great three two one go what the [ __ ] okay we'll try again we'll try again try again until we get 2v2 three two one go [Applause] this is what the whole map is we just do this mini game over and over again you read the damn book i don't i don't read books but you have the audiobook because this is [ __ ] 2020 no one reads books i have the audiobook all right okay i'm reading it no audiobook page one objective read the chest in the blue team's base bring the loot to the courtyard in the red base flip the switch away this video is brought to you by audible can you read that book again first so why because i wasn't listening i was too busy laughing at your voice oh no no no just you're fine here i'll capture the flag objective raid the chest in the blue team's base bring the loot to the courtyard in the red base look at the switch to win i don't understand his accent i need no glue to read it objective write the chest in the blood game's face bring the lord to the courthouse what does it remind me of reminds me of something i don't know anyways [Music] here we go there we go all right so look at look at this this is our fortress look at this this is nice he's fighting now i think yeah we're against them this is awesome with minecraft explore your fortress explore your fortress yes and then and find stuff and feel for it it's a bit of a maze and uh then once you've figured out your fortress go to the other team's fortress okay and get their lever and put the level in the middle of your force i see who's supposed to do oh get armor get armor where nice where i don't know where you are back in our base i am in the basement actually come upstairs come on stairs all right oh i'm here why is there creeper what the [ __ ] so here see this armor oh take take them i uh i have this brilliant all right what's next uh take this bed so you can uh place it down somewhere and spawn there when you die and then we're gonna go down roy all right all right we're ready you guys ready you mean yeah brian are you ready what is wrong oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no goes there hey get back get back get back get back i say get back no you know what we could do let's watch this watch this come here come here follow me follow me follow me what are you doing for [ __ ] christ you [ __ ] even more oh yeah what are you doing i'm trying to [ __ ] sneak into their [ __ ] base which is underneath there well there's lava hey hey hey double team double team ah yes got his ass yes double kill you guys are cheating you can't even [ __ ] go into the respawn point you dirty scumbags why i don't know i was i actually didn't know i was like oh you guys are cheating [Music] oh this is not how it was supposed to go this is supposed to be a nice orderly game you guys are [ __ ] i told you i'm coming in this [ __ ] i come in and join the call you guys ready to start i hear an explosion yeah that was a creeper yeah we're in our base no we were outside of your base oh for [ __ ] sake i got poisoned this is pile of [ __ ] bro scorian rats oh glory oh wait why aren't my rage [Music] oh you guys are so good you guys are so good that was the greatest shot i've ever hit minecraft so to me that was a big deal behind you he's trying to sneak up behind you [Music] oh no he's there he's running away to your left to your left up the hill to your left this way this way this game mode pilot's shot did you keep the receipt oh my god we're not playing this way it's supposed to be planned at all we never do they're in our base look no not what are you doing on our base huh your business on your business don't have a warrant get out on one window [Music] where's brock i'm so lost don't listen to him he's lying he knows exactly where god get over me you [ __ ] this is so fast dude how do i go up up this oh my god oh oh i can't watch this is not how it's supposed to be played what we're supposed to spawn is that the beds in our base what is brock doing i feel like he's like brock's doing something he's slacking a little rat i don't even know where our base is yeah yeah yeah i'm on your team and i know it's [ __ ] i don't even see mu i think he might really be lost i am lost where's there yeah so how'd that acting go you little little snake what is he doing yeah brian what do you want from me he was flanking the outside of the map like oh i don't know where it is he's in our base oh wait brock already got the switch yeah and he ran back no glass he ran back to the base look at this quiet he was lying he was this long time oh there's a chicken there's a chicken in here there's a chicken his name is called an interloper this is so broken you spawn with it so he could just keep spawning this man needs some work we may need to flush this out a bit possibly add some features in there to stop people from spawning in the other person's face yeah probably yeah just like an honor system yeah well maybe some rules that restrict those being dishonorable i'm so lost where are my girls where do i where do i go i just don't know where i am i'm just a poor lost youtuber me [Music] and then i put it in the wrong place and then it went in water and then i screwed up but then i realized i had it again and then i put it down and then i flicked it and we won what i had some back up maybe the best is what i'm trying to say and i beat your game so what do you have to say to that get him get him brian ryan help me i got you my guy you fell off do you still have the switch brock yeah use the left okay can you kindly die and then put the switch with the switch uh where we need to put it we've why why why are you doing that we're gonna win we're gonna win well i already won though no we're gonna win all right put it put it put it in the team where do we evan where do we put the switch this is different you'll know you'll know when you see it wait wait move it's up it's up it's open it's in the middle it's up in the middle it's up in the middle we're gonna win evan you can't stop us you can't stop us even we're gonna win we're just too good put the lever in there pull the lever are you [ __ ] kidding me yes we won get to the chest get to the chest we're so unreal we're the greatest dude [Music] honestly [ __ ] this pile of garbage man we need to fix this [ __ ] this is horrible it was your idea brock i'm not it wasn't your idea it was your idea it was your idea and you paid them to make it you saw you maybe let me live like let me finish the sentence i'm [ __ ] leaving the mini game would be good but it was doomed from the start we didn't we didn't even started just all of a sudden we were in i think it starts once you teleport to the thing once you teleport to your base i'm fine with that but we didn't establish that it was like hey let's go in here and look around and then next thing we know a creeper's blowing up and they're invading our base then it was just madness after that listen in world war ii the nazis didn't go and we went in oh yeah i forgot the nazis were all about that's right this is such an appropriate argument for minecraft the content kings of adolf hitler and his merry band of nazis or not here we come like it just wasn't it just was do evan do you promise the promise what that there's water down there yes there's not there is i swear there is water there's not you jesus there is it's right there i'm staring at it you blocked up the one spot i can land in [ __ ] hey man you're talking about if there's water down here i said yes and there was all right please let's go oh let's go marcel's been waiting for months for this to take monsters like what happened we built it and then i think tyler had a strap one day and we didn't yeah yeah and then after like five weeks of building wow straight got moody it was like i don't want to play it finally it sees the light of day on youtube holy what is this for i don't know we were going to like fight stuff in here but we just never did it yeah and we'd fight him to villagers in here what would win one no glove versus ten withers you know something like that okay oh let's see it let's see it no glue all right okay all right let's do it one nogla versus ten withers while we'll win yeah spawn ten in dude why is that the voice that you would hear talking through a ham radio ladies and gentlemen welcome at least put some reverb on that voice yo you got like spears and [ __ ] yeah look come in here come here i got it fully set up come here come here second oh my god you actually put work into this put a lot of work in this and we never used it i'm so upset you're actually getting a little bit more upset he's getting more upset he remembers the days of uh i would go like days walking around making sure monsters couldn't spawn and like these little crevices and [ __ ] putting light everywhere [Music] they're leaving well yeah there's no you got to close the gates i don't have a gate closing button oh wow dude first of all [ __ ] don't even don't even get an attitude because we never even [ __ ] used this thing six days and you couldn't wow look at the structure of this [ __ ] this stadium this stadium doesn't even have an app are you kidding me you can't control the stadium from your phone ow just blocking this off so people can't escape because someone wasn't smart enough to make a gate listen [ __ ] ladies and gentlemen welcome to the coliseum that never saw the light of day because marcel put in a lot of work and while cat didn't appreciate it [Laughter] he's like he left what are you hitting me for what did i do i didn't do anything i don't know what you've i've never heard of this [ __ ] thing your entire goddamn life you never brought it up once i don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking i did bring it up i didn't bring it up it's the first i'm even hearing in this [ __ ] thing now we're going to see which is mightier 10 withers or dahi de nogla in this ultimate showdown of pea brains [Laughter] now command seem to fight in five four three two one get the [ __ ] get to it go all right here we go [Laughter] they're strong they're pretty strong i'll give you that wow and you're strong you're strong yeah i like how one of them is just spectating with us he's like go team go dude [Laughter] he's a healthy scratch those are boys out there oh i killed one of them nice oh someone's helping me thank you kind audience oh he was aiming for you i believe that hold on let me put armor on real quick dude i got a job to finish spawn me back you got this nope i believe in you i believe in you come on run run run run run go go go go go run run run run run come on this is my thing guys minecraft channel you know ken withers versus one new try to bam oh there you go come on kite kite yeah yeah dude i'm a pro oh he's he's mowing trump oh left [Laughter] all right let's do this boys come on should we all sleep here since it's night time right click yeah yeah yeah maybe everybody get in the bed bedtime that time oh look at this everybody going to bed again oh look at this he's got a cookie you don't gotta actually slumber party yeah evan get in the [ __ ] bed i'm not doing this thing getting better everything get in the bed i'm getting mad he's got a boner right here wasn't that everyone have a good night's sleep oh yeah i still feel tired relatable all right come on come on come on come on come on go go go go let's do this oh remember this remember this remember this right here stairs here this this this is where that happened by the way that's your most viewed minecraft video evan the one you pranking me so you owe me a lot of money [Laughter] i'll see you in court we have a court we can figure that we have actual lawyers join our minecraft server they're wearing like really weird minecraft skins too everyone knows you got to go to another with a condom we're going exploring okay i know but i don't know you need protection um does anyone have a bed why would you use my brother update oh really okay cool yeah okay i can't wait for this joke all right come on get the bed [ __ ] christ okay whatever let me also get this bucket of water there's a new update we're good to go we're good to go everyone ready yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just go away okay right new nether is here all right we're gonna go in i don't know [ __ ] do you know [ __ ] do you know anything holy [ __ ] we all have gas now i know you can sleep in beds now oh yes i have heard that now you can sleep in beds i don't know whatever whatever also the lava is made of candy okay [Laughter] i can't wait how did you miss the big ass [ __ ] there we go here we go boys seven dudes one better oh yeah seven dudes one netter oh my boys were here it looks very similar [Music] factory what the [ __ ] are these mushrooms oh mushrooms warp fungus someone keeps taking my new stuff what are these blocks that's gross those were the things oh blackstone guys you can take everything ow why are you sorry this is like this what we're doing we're just collecting random materials there's a new oh yes i hear so many noises oh [ __ ] dude if we weren't kidded out we would be dead right now i'm good where are you guys at i'm stressed out in the bottom we need to find the new what is it like netherright yeah another it's not all fancy stuff oh is this stuff it's white it bath salts breeders this must be quartz oh my god i pissed him off i pissed all these guys off i pissed them all off [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh god that hurt the lava it's just candy marcel eat the candy me neither but i like so many of these little [ __ ] shits where are they coming from bro brian ryan no no no no and i'm really scared this is a disaster this is okay uh give me my bow i don't have your ball oh here it is i did i just gave it to you he puts up the shield i've oh what happened hey hey your pickaxe and sword is fine where's my stuff kickbacks where's my elytra yeah i would love to get up there but everything else though burned in the candy yeah yeah yeah yeah how did he die i i jokingly i jokingly pointed a ball at him it hits me twice with a sharpness five sword he likes to brag about and knocks me in lava he's a [ __ ] brain dead [ __ ] that's actually why we've been playing this [ __ ] game because one of these [ __ ] people we play with don't have two goddamn brain cells to rub together okay you [ __ ] you burn [ __ ] boy got me chastity belt it can save me from anything [Laughter] do you want your do you want your your best friend you know the good lord will save me from the laughter do you want pearl back i don't want him on it i don't you can have this one then and i'll mine barrelled there's a chicken in here i know it's part of the new update actually tyler if you sleep in a bed in the nether you regain your health oh let me try it let me try let me try your levels come back too got it holy [ __ ] you did it bro you totally got him dude get pranked oh wow brock you're so smart he comes running up to me ha you see you see he's laughing now brian yo trees guys this is this is this is the warped forest what is this oh my gosh what's this thing [ __ ] is this it's like a house made out of like mushroom [ __ ] oh that's orange that's orange i don't know about you guys but this looks awfully a lot like all the rest of the stuff in this game except for just slightly different shade of green look these ones are all veiny dude yeah it's like my dear yeah warped fungus and it's all veiny it's got a fungus as well your dick has warped fungus [Music] guys come to me i found a whole red forest that's all that matters exactly like the one you're in but it's it's completely red no no look at that no more what is that what is that in the lava oh you see that it's like a lava pig everything looks so bloody oh [ __ ] it's like a period a period forest all right welcome to jackass this is sleeping in the crimson forest oh my god i almost died oh my god that's a lot of fire and a lot of loot just lost teleport [Applause] yeah this is not looking good i see some helmets that are look at this guy they look like weird like kirby's that's a living thing i'm gonna make it mad donald trump's hair where's the top half of the body oh here's the face you [ __ ] chiss it wasn't me [Applause] it's [ __ ] mood it's doing it me it's a spider it's not me but i have nothing who has the stick of knockback you i'm gonna [ __ ] die you got it you got it [ __ ] monster what is this thing i don't know i'm gonna try to capture him just don't [ __ ] be a dick hey buddy come here we just want to play [Applause] i can't move though i can't move somebody google what the [ __ ] this thing is how do i control them we need to make warped fungus on a stick ew now you're just inventing [ __ ] so it's like a pig that makes them actually move yeah it's a warp fungus on the sticks who has string someone give me a string we need some bird poop in a cup guys need two shiny rocks this is the shiny ones you can find tommy you have fungus on your foot yeah i need that over there oh i see one all the way over there look over there all right you're gonna build all the way to there you shut your dumb ass up [ __ ] you know if i whacked you with the stick i could get you really close to it don't touch me you have fire protection you'd be fine watch me look at this all right how far away were you all right just for science and strictly for science in one time only i will allow you to punch me all the way over there all right ready ready i'm gonna get a running start all right come on make sure you probably come on baby come on i need a better runway it'll be a good thing i got this i got this i got this i got that i'm gonna die wait if you fall in lava are you gonna be protected you shut your dumb ass up evan we got this he's gonna make it so far he's gonna be fine there's no go back here yeah i'm here oh there he slams into the wall and dies here we go here we go baby all right boys welcome to jackass this right here is the knockback stick lava launch here we go oh that was very short very short he's not gonna make it you can do it in his hand now the only problem with this strategy is we don't have a bridge so it's impressive fine it's fine it's fine no he's going to write it back oh that thing works on lava huh the thing is like the thing is like anti-jesus let's go we're gonna try and make lava all the way to the we have to build bring them home back you know that lava that goes into the [ __ ] purple of the portal and then have lava on the far side of the portal bring them home is what you're saying uh i think him walking away from us is a problem though oh i'm trying to find more it's like we're doing the whole challenge over here i'm their king look at this they made me their king bow down to the blue creature with the fungus on the stick okay does anybody have any more warped fungus cause we can breed these [ __ ] i have one warped fungus oh so do i have two here we go boom boom he's dying [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] dude yes come on dude make a baby make a yeah [Music] [Laughter] evan's making me kiss his and it makes me feel weird smell it [Laughter] this smells funny all right so we're we're in a new blue lava looks like we're under water we are we are under water jesus look at this guy dig jesus christ where do you guys want to go he's got efficiency 20 on that thing what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that oh god what do we do where are you guys this [ __ ] is snowing here where the [ __ ] are you guys god damn it the one time i follow marcel the exciting thing that's happening somewhere else what the hell i don't know what the [ __ ] is hot tourist destination what why did we get an achievement oh because of this area holy [ __ ] hot tourist destination sounds like a terrible comedy or something we've got like 30 percent starring adam sandler hot tourist destination tourist netflix original you got some good [ __ ] at your house brain [ __ ] up [ __ ] yes just teleported teleport i'm just saying i'm a nice guy brian's house is the best his mom buys the best snacks he's got sunny d actually sunny i love bride's house because they always got snags there's really nothing here there's nothing here i don't think there's any objectives yeah why was this place cool because it doesn't look cool we need to go back to our little ugly creatures i like the sound this nether brick makes now it does oh yeah that's new sounds that's new it's worth it five years for the update time loss you break it it sounds different hello my name is marcel and welcome to jackass oh jesus [ __ ] christ i am still falling i'm in here there's some diamond horse armor in one of these is it worth it marcel i guess copy chooses more scotty i can't see anything you're stuck underneath the lands go back the other way go back go back you're underneath the land up straight up straight up straight up wait you die i'm about to just sleep in a bed but then we can't get your guys home i found it you teleport me i'm super lost yes yeah teleport all of us don't teleport me i like a challenge oh look at that what's up man right i [ __ ] was waiting for you okay i'm like um it hey i covered my tracks okay i covered my tracks i don't let anyone fall oh he's gone i don't know why i gave time riot stick i love it oh look at that look at it oh stairs it's not big enough shits oh yeah yeah it has to be three high you [ __ ] idiot look at this [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] so why is it why isn't evan here what do you mean i'm home i died remember let's get you boys home nice we're not even going to be close to her that's mine we got two thrills to put their fat asses in there's three through that one's about to go back in yeah come on come on guys [Music] where are we we're home welcome back we're three thousand seven hundred and six nine hundred we're thousands of thousands of blocks right so let's ride them home they go slow as [ __ ] how do you get them how do you get them on boats get off real quick so you can get the boat he does yeah he's in this is let me see if i can find it my guy looks like a ball sack post nut dehydrated and shriveled oh yeah i was gonna see if he was getting your boat oh get in the [ __ ] boat you little dumb [ __ ] which direction uh this way but we gotta find the ocean we're in a [ __ ] pond this isn't worth it i [ __ ] i'm killing my little yeah it's worth it i don't give a [ __ ] i'm about to break his boat wildcat come on what let's go but you're riding on get in you [ __ ] let's go i two best friends in their pet ball stack having a good time floating on a river this is my friend he has a nutsac condition we're taking him to the hospital make it whiter oh no i didn't do anything i didn't do anything can they actually go on the water no they die if they touch the water he is he's in the water you're good you're good you're good walk him onto this [ __ ] boat yeah water brock evan walk him onto the boat or maybe get off and let him get on the boat i'm gonna die oh walk come on get on the [ __ ] boat you little scrotum i don't want to live anymore get on there you little [ __ ] nut sack come on scrotum man it's safe from water you can get it let's hope this takes us to the ocean looking good so far trouble that last piece let's get him off the boat shuttle the last piece man i can't steer this straight oh i don't know why our boat just fell through the floor yeah what the [ __ ] this is sad oh he's dead he did he did he did both sink sounds like everything's going real great guys our boat just sinks for no reason it makes no sense [ __ ] that little shriveling ballsack shivering [ __ ] what's that what are you doing these are blocks for you to build up and kill yourself i'm just trying to help you out here we go let's do it at the same time we'll lock eyes on the way down crafting cable there this is as high as i can possibly go all right i'm ready this is for honoring our little ball sack that shriveled up in the water and died may he rest in peace i don't i don't care about him on goal three zero two one go why is that funny okay why is that funny what do you mean i counted down a suicide and then i just watched you go who's in my house tell everybody i'm on my way evan you little rat what are you doing [Music] muted on discord my phone started ringing up here and asked me if i could reset the server wait so everything i'm doing right now is going to be for nothing we can reset back like five minutes no no no like well not five minutes like 30 seconds he just now blew it up you little [ __ ] dumb out [ __ ] i mean who gathered those little guys they're gonna die i [ __ ] just lost all my look what he did you piece of [ __ ] this is a mess bro you know i think that's a great way to end the video i agree yeah i love it dude i just wish i was there to see it oh yeah you guys can just teleport back here and take a good gander at it i've gone over there it looks like just picture his usual work and that's about what he's done again you know he's pretty consistent with the enemies look i looked in my ender chest and like there was like uh there's a shovel tnt and a flint yes i don't know when it comes to minecraft essentials shovel tnt flint you guys ever wonder what it's like to have spectrum this is what it's like and you guys are laughing like 30 seconds after i said two spectrums scotty introduce these two idiots to the server that they're joining late who are the two idiots uh you vanoss and you basically you guys are both ones and noble is also an idiot but he's not one of the new idiots he's an experienced idiot a wise idiot so the way this server works scotty has crafted a mod scotty is a wizard of computer programming engineering scotty wrote up a little mod for this server where if one character dies if one of us dies lightning comes up from above striking us all down and we all die you want to see watch this he knows it's in the middle of the dead wow wasn't even a cloud in the sky for the light one of the really cool things is is that it literally is a lightning strike and so sometimes it sets the ground on fire and your stuff that is in your person goes on the fire and burns up so you lose all your stuff yeah we learned that the hard way this is what i got from the whole thing that scotty used to code for like nasa and now he's coding minecraft mods yeah that's basically it yeah i'm a youtuber hell yeah putting his talent to work dude so our goal is to try and beat the ender dragon so oh that should be hard because if one person dies we all die all right i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready to go with another i think i think maybe we should get like some from a cava sword like a wooden sword or something we got hold on we got stuff just wait wait just wait okay i'm just gonna get i'm getting you guys up to speed on what's happened right we had our first few days that was a [ __ ] disaster nogla killed himself on purpose many times and then a couple days later we decided to go to the nether because we have to get blaze rods why because you need blaze rods and ender pearls to make eyes of ender to find the i like how you're looking at evan who knows the least about minecraft i'm explaining it to him i know what he's talking about so we went into the nether right we found the nether fortress we found some blaze rods and then nogla died back and then i died and then we went back and we finally got about 13 blaze rods exactly how many we needed and just at that very moment i went to smack a blaze rod no glue went to smack a blaze rod instead we both smacked brian into a blaze rod he burst into flame died caught fire to all of our stuff and burnt up now we have nothing so hell yeah brother the [ __ ] was that you said that so you're pretty very basically we know where the nether fortress is but we have to go back and get some i have a question i have a question now why i [ __ ] lost my flower where's brian's xp all right i'm done you know ryan brian was over 30 wasn't he yikes yikes welcome to nogla on this server yeah so you guys need to grab as much fire protection armor as you can for the netter we're really good and listen it's gonna be really [ __ ] important that we stay together concentrate and not die because if you if we die and we lose this [ __ ] we're never gonna it's gonna take [ __ ] forever okay stay together in the neighbor everybody come in here and listen to me very closely when we get in all right okay there's a very specific path to get to this nether fortress stay close to each other but not too closely don't bump each other stay close but not too close yeah find you guys all right follow me okay we're off to go get some blazes we need blaze rods blaze hell yeah be careful we have to go across this [ __ ] bridge oh i want to go last i want to go laughs all temptation don't do it it's not worth it if you die you set us all back hours or anything i just like messing with you it's like a little school field there we're going on a field trip and i'm worried that all my students are going to [ __ ] fall in lava and field trip yeah just like school field there yeah like maybe get a leash and like attach it to me uh i feel like people might take that the wrong way yeah be very careful you go down correctly right here look at how carefully marcel walks i don't want to be the one i don't need listen right here there's a blade spawner up here and a blaze spawner over here we're going to split up into groups okay this is like scooby-doo let's split up if you catch if you catch on fire just walk away and eat chicken it'll solve all your problems it applies in real life too [ __ ] there's a lot of them get out eat chicken eat chicken i don't have chicken can i eat steak all right we need to collect as many blazers as possible be careful not to hit each other oh [ __ ] oh no i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die holy [ __ ] you're not eat your chicken eat your chicken [ __ ] up just stay the [ __ ] away all right i'm fine yeah we really winner 11. we really can't we really can't be greedy once we have like 15 to 20 we gotta get the [ __ ] out seven seven we definitely have enough we definitely have enough let's just get just a few more we have ten they have you literally started second of all yeah let's get yeah my food's full okay then you should be alright all right how many do we got seven i got four i have two i have one that's enough that's enough brian how many do you have i have one all right that's enough let's just get the [ __ ] out enough enough let's get the hell out of here now yeah can we get that out of here like like cautiously so i don't die all right easy dozer back we go i'm proud of us so far i love how this mod is made as a really good team we have to be are we all it's [ __ ] wasted time this is the first time we've gone back this way yeah before we only died you guys are doing better than the last time right yes yeah with the secret with the secretary i think we gotta i think we got marcel yep where the difference where the difference how do you remember all of this oh chicken oh cause we did it like seven [ __ ] times in a row that's how i remember it we died so many [ __ ] times and had to run back and get ourselves kicking let's go everybody rush into the building let's put our blazers in a [ __ ] chest stay set be set basically come on get get your ass in there buddy rods in here ow [ __ ] was that all right so next thing we need to do is we need to get a bunch of ender pearls and that's our next task so we need to farm a bunch of endermen i've heard the best way to do this is at night in the desert so we have to find a desert area also also you do you think that and ender pearls are enderman testicles what they're just putting out there dude where the pearls coming from you only get them sometimes so the females drop them exactly this is right deep lore but they they only drop one at a time though yeah the average are born with one nut oh that's impossible no glow this game is realistic they would not spawn with one nut it would at least have three also you can press i i learned this on basically 40 negatives and there's a compass that moves in the top left that points the direction home i learned that on google i learned that on google that's a pretty cool fact right there i learned that on google i feel like i need a boat definitely didn't learn it from brian learn it on google that's what i'm gonna say whenever i get a compliment or anything damn that was pretty cool yeah thanks i learned that on google so how did you guys even think of this crazy idea i learned that on google that makes it sound like you stole it i did i learned that on google i learned how to steal stuff on google it just works in every response it's just so how did you come in the idea i learned that on google oh so you stole it you stole it yeah yeah i learned that on google oh [ __ ] i'm lost look at the compass the point is to get lost [ __ ] the point is to just find a desert oh i think i found a desert no you didn't oh well i i found something with a lot of sand call the beach oh yeah you're right there's water on this you gotta see a cactus you're in the desert till you've seen the cactus if you don't see a cactus you're not in the desert if you didn't see a cactus you're not a desert dude all i'm finding is the same biomes like it's just these like typical grassy biome trees [ __ ] desert this far away bro it don't make sense it don't oh oh my god holy [ __ ] oh what a jump scare sound effect there jesus that was scary what happened what happened i fell far but i didn't take much damage i had scared me more than it actually hurt me i'm sad [Music] i'm 2600 blocks away except not really i'm actually 5 000 blocks away because of um i'm pythagorean theorem here 2500 by 2500. yeah [ __ ] check that hypotenuse on that [ __ ] you calculate the hypotenuse from that bandage squared then you got a square root of a right triangle with these coordinates of negative 20 2500 and positive 2500 you're going to get a nice fatty hypotenuse that'll be the real actual fatty hypothesis oh holy [ __ ] wow what happened come again did you just come did you did you come did you no no no paulie i think he [ __ ] no i'm not crazy i'm just trying to find a hypotenuse excuse me sir you lost no i'm just searching for the hypotenuse you can help me out at this point i'm just looking for a noose [Music] can we teleport to brian don't worry guys it's not that far only minus four thousand one hundred and ninety three sixty six and minus one thousand one hundred and twenty two i'm eight thousand blocks from brian i can't even calculate that hypotenuse get your gaming grip ready and press the w key and enjoy holy [ __ ] i'm here how'd you teleport you try to do slash tp and then enter my no oh no [Laughter] did you do backwards scotty no this has unknown command for me oh yeah scotty stop what you're doing stop what you're doing right now scotty you just teleported me five thousand blocks away okay i found the desert okay i'm here i found it nobody's here except for me do not [ __ ] this i found the desert i'm confused the enderman i thought you said you're supposed to be alive well it just now turned night time so give them some time to spawn making a house this is where i killed them and the men try to calm and i gotta mind the [ __ ] and the i don't see a single image just a bunch of skeleton and spiders are you telling me you wasted our time no i'm telling you that they changed the desert or something you don't find as many endermen now i'm googling it right now there's one where see he's coming over to me right he wants my d come over you're i know you're a little laggy come on there it is first enderman boys first enderman of the day come on boys we're just staring at each other he's not doing anything yeah yeah he's social distancing six feet six feet put the measurement right there boom here's another guy desert bio enderman spawn fairly often it has to be really really dark oh my god what happened my seven oh my god i found an enderman oh yeah i'm back at spawn i'm here i'm in the desert i'm in the desert wait what i made a bed oh oh smart hey there's an intermittent here now guys teleport me brian right right right i really hope no one took my [ __ ] in my hall there's three endermen are you oh [ __ ] it's my time look at me i'm gonna die i'm gonna die just gonna get the [ __ ] out of here oh the iron guy i'm going over here over here over here two left to the left to the left yeah yeah there was two over here i killed one of them and i'm on the other one right now please give us a pearl are you running away you [ __ ] [ __ ] no girls dude no pearls i've killed two no pearls i'm pissed you come but you're disappointed when you come but you're sad [Music] imagine saying that how pissed off that girl would be damn it i'm pissed i'm not gonna lie i'm bored now now yum um go home go bed as our heroes give up after their three-hour journey of trying to grab something [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] somebody teleport me we only need like 19 more i forgot if you throw the parley uses it you did not throw it [Music] oh yeah he was right he doesn't have one does he yeah back in business we're not in business there's nothing here yeah where's my stuff who picked up my stuff which one you dirty rap everything is gone noble lost everything my [ __ ] got nuked how to get nuke the explosion don't go through everything next to a [ __ ] creeper [Laughter] we are the worst you are hey guys i'm still in the do you desert to come back i mean marcelo just break whatever bed you spawned in and i'll jump in the fire bath go ahead or you could just teleport me that works i'm already in the hot tub i'm already in the hot tub damn it take me jesus i have a question hypothetically how can i be adopted when i'm a triplet they're all [ __ ] abducted okay are you actually a triplet yes i'm a triplet dude wait how did they didn't know that till just now there's three normals out there all right your poor mother what they did you're doing one so you have you have two siblings that are your same age same birthday yeah look like [ __ ] we've been friends for how long and i didn't know this none of your business you slept on my couch and i didn't know this marcelo oh your business did you did not need to know that information for me to sleep on your couch yo marcel one time one time we were scheduled to do a a sponsor video it was me brock and nogla right we're scheduled to do a sponsor video and then nogla shows up but he sounds real weird just a little different like his mic was messed up we tried for about 30 to 45 minutes to fix his mic couldn't figure it out turns out nogla got his brother to come play with us without telling us and the guy and he tried to pass his brother off as him hey then we played the video remember remember when he missed his sister's wedding to play fortnite that was with ninja though to be fair do you remember when i traveled across the country to stay with you and you ignored me for the whole trip so you could play with ninja and fortnight that was fun when did you do that exactly exactly the [ __ ] is my stuff how'd i spawn with nothing what do you mean we didn't have anything i'm jumping in the hot tub no no no no no no no don't do it no oh jesus guys relax i just really care about you i don't want you to die hey brock i heard a cat ow don't do it what are you gonna do kill me i'm gonna feed you all right let me show you what has been done nogla and i uh did some stuff got rid of the farm that was there all right so this is the the slaughterhouse all right if you need that easy xp and food you just go in there wait what what are you feeding with oh [ __ ] feed seeds oh my god that's too many chicken i have a lot of [ __ ] eggs holy [ __ ] exactly yeah that was funny did you do it on purpose it didn't sound like it ryan watch did you do that on purpose all right you're joking the joke that you said about the eggs no what did i say ah you'll just have to live in real life yeah okay that's what you want to call it but uh you know you're gonna have to look back in your footage and you'll know what we're talking about right up here i brought the farm up here i have a question how does bringing the farm up here get as close to the end of dragon no you see i was trying to i was trying to do stuff that wasn't too advanced i thought i'd just [ __ ] clean it up well it's not good enough for us you got potatoes up here and then i could build up all right so that's where the farm went what happens if i jump okay then we all lose our [ __ ] and you die okay no i was level 20. i [ __ ] hate you [Laughter] okay so when i was on the server doing [ __ ] and whatever making things different i was getting stuff for the community i was getting it for all of you guys nogla helped as well and he wanted me to build something he wanted a really smart door but i didn't have [ __ ] time for that [ __ ] so boom boom boom boom here you go oh for wildcat that's me oh i get it who has one testicle i'm so confused he doesn't have one testicle i never mind tyler never mind it's just a joke he has one good testicle oh you gave me the things the vanessa essentials yeah let's [ __ ] go can i kill him no that's my cat he's gonna kill him don't wait if the cat dies do we all die no rest in peace is he a rescue is he a rescue he needs [ __ ] he's gonna say he's gonna need rescue today hey cause we're gonna kill him all right i'm ready i'm ready someone shut that [ __ ] cat up well i can shut it up real quick [Music] supposedly follow me supposedly follow me follow me what happened did the cat get rescued i sympathize with brian on that one having been a victim to many cats dying by the hand of tyler it'd think he would die to one arrow what a bitch-ass cat just one arrow we don't have to go back to that desert again right no i think we should go yeah we should just go into the nether and there's enderman in there are we allowed to say that because what if they're underwoman yeah there we go yeah gender neutral minecraft mobs all right so what we should do is dig like a tunnel downward and then once we get down a few levels here we just hollow out a massive area should have brought tnt could have made this real big real quick we could have made it huge i do not want to be in this server and evan when like tnt combined yeah i mean as long as you're not in your wildcats house i don't have a house well we all live together so no i'm gonna [ __ ] even if you don't have a house i would just blow up my bed i'll build you a house just to blow it up or he just blows up my bed specifically i don't know that would be huge holy [ __ ] why was it so quick this is not going well this poor pickaxe is getting absolutely [ __ ] dominated right now oh so much just shattered i heard that that was mine i feel like we're better off just in the [ __ ] normal world at night i've almost shredded through this [ __ ] pickaxe this is a good ass pickaxe too efficiency four on breaking three poor thing i mean nothing has spawned we clearly it's really not working like i thought it would yeah we should probably just go back to uh on the other server i was farming for that nether right [ __ ] so i was just building huge tunnels and huge they were spawning like crazy well that was a waste of time and waste of half a pickaxe all right boys we did it we got zero ender pearls about 9 000 netherrack and my pickaxe is [ __ ] shredded yeah this is the garbage disposal for our apartment that's what i love about garbage shoots and apartments you just throw all your problems in it you just like it just disappears magically you kill somebody you throw a baby throw your all your problems disappear you know when you like wipe your hands like just [Laughter] like when you when you receive like your tax bill in the mail no problem just put it on there just [Music] irs taken care of you get an eviction letter just cop shows up at your house you just pick them up you just throw them in the [ __ ] shoe all right come on let's go let's go let's go where do we go dreamboats if i hit it in an hour boats it does wow dude that was expensive i got that bull from dicks i'm at one heart i'm gonna die you dumbass [ __ ] brian you [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] you were shooting at me and then he ran in my way [ __ ] children i just don't understand why we're shooting each other because my name is brian and i can't help myself okay it's night time let's do this what should we do just split up and look for them individually or should we go together or should we go back to the desert the desert was miles away remember do you remember how to get there going together we'll definitely no we can we can't go back to the desert where the hell are we going to go just walk around just walk around here follow me clean the way just need to find an enderman look at him and then just back and the person and a person and a person sorry 20 20. enderman i found one hopefully he actually drops oh he's big pissed ender person die [ __ ] there's nothing against you i just want your perv i mean if they are testicles then we do need to find ander i killed him he dropped one that is true how did you find enderman i don't know i just walk around dude i've been looking around everywhere just you know trying to find them putting torches in front of me i just can't find them yes because you're putting torches in front of your thumb [ __ ] come here you ender human ow die [ __ ] i'm oh he disappeared oh there he is i've wait i found an actual [ __ ] igloo yeah there's ziggler away from the water yes we killed him yeah it was all me oh i got one i got one oh nice i gotta test the call okay cool you give it to no glove the polar bears are attacking you he probably raised his enderman since it was a child oh oh no no holy [ __ ] oh he dropped one he dropped one he dropped one he dropped one get it get it get it get it get it here listen coca-cola back the [ __ ] up before i end you in front of your child there's another one there's so much [ __ ] over here get your [ __ ] ass back here boy holy [ __ ] that thing was like glued to my face i couldn't get away from it explode you green dick [ __ ] not in my face you asked like we need to just kind of take this as a win and retreat hey man the night's still young all right anything could happen we still need to try to get laid tonight all right yeah dude let's find some [ __ ] is it like an end-to-woman sorority or brothel an ender brothel okay so uh how many how many pearls do we got let's count them four i have one i got two we have four total that's it brian you don't have any nope i looked it up on uh reddit and it just says how do i teleport to my initial spawn and someone just replied by dying thanks man why does anyone ever ask anything on reddit you only ever get smart ass remarks there's like serious questions like what do you do when you have a heart attack [ __ ] red you die yeah same guy who answered the same user account here we go ladies and gentlemen i have made the eye of ender 21 of them 21 of them twin 20 all right should we go find this [ __ ] yeah let's do it why'd you say it like that now i don't even want to do it i mean yeah let's do it let's do it it's gonna be fun it's gonna be [ __ ] fun man heck yeah guys wow now i don't want to do it all right um we're gonna i'm gonna toss one of these eyes of it let's go up here let's go up here get a good view of this [ __ ] ready boys ready boys oh that direction looking to go wow we should have we should have just started down here wow you know that was dumb big little piggy [Music] what a [ __ ] dude you don't know about baby but you don't know about baby bottle pops [ __ ] [ __ ] baby bottle pop this [Applause] they were called baby bottle pops but big baby pops we call them on it sounds quicker yeah but it's a baby's bottle it's not a big baby pop yeah i know it's not shaped like a baby this is a big [ __ ] ditch big [ __ ] ditch stupid song there's a bumblebee bee can you hear me do you imagine grown-ups in a conference room coming up with that song what do we what what kind of jingle we gonna have for our new product the baby bottle pop i got it baby or just picture a bunch of people like in a studio just like kanye's on the mic jeffrey's on drums today yeah got dr dre back there mixing mixing up this beat i got a jingle i got a jingle that thing's gonna be really good for the product okay kanye go ahead baby bottle someone needs to re you evan you need to remix that [ __ ] from [ __ ] uh dress what is the song the the the [ __ ] when it comes to the piano phil dre yeah yeah still dre you need to go from that piano to the [ __ ] baby bottle pop if you can make that a seamless transition that'd be amazing jump off or you're a [ __ ] oh my god no [ __ ] yeah i am big ass [ __ ] [ __ ] big ass [ __ ] [ __ ] i had a [ __ ] oh no [Applause] come on brock do it everyone's doing it bigger you literally everybody oh no brian caught him on fire now you have to jump in the water wow you can't [ __ ] it up there you go i would laugh if somehow he just blows up as he finishes laughing and steps on a tripwire and blows up and dies a predator missile just comes from the [ __ ] what's that [Laughter] went back and went back backwards backwards wrong way back backwards back here no just means we passed it that's good means we're here you got this man there it is got it we're in boys oh we're in we found it nice hell yeah now we gotta find the actual portal um all right where should we go we should go together wherever we go put torches on the left side every time oh god that's cute what happened two hearts too hard this is in the right direction oh two oh my god don't care diamonds um this is looking kind of promising but it doesn't go anywhere it looks the same as everything else yeah that is a problem up down more you can go down more oh my goodness oh god guys yeah why would you run through them and not back the way we came because you guys were blocking the [ __ ] doorway yeah it's our fault no choice man i had to make a game time decision when i chose death the wrong one yeah you chose the [ __ ] wrong one i flipped a coin and i chose dead dead or tails don't die in here we're screwed yeah because we'll never we're never getting our [ __ ] back and i have all the eyes of ender this is [ __ ] stupid really dumb annoying i am really angry you know tyler's getting angry when he sings songs to the theme of ducktales found it let's go let's go wow right next to the entrance it really was all right oh my god thank god we have a lot of pearls because there's only one in this one hey you guys want to go for a quick hot tub a lot of hot tubs there's even a hot tub in between the portable all right this is it i mean we're not [ __ ] ready to go in there so we're not doing is it dangerous in there yeah you ha the only way to come back is to fight the ender dragon there's no way to come back shall i at least set the portal a light though that way we don't have to come back with under eyes yeah yeah all right move move i love that sound by the way listen to the sound [Music] asmr do not fall in because you cannot come back unless you die or kill the dragon i'm so tempted to hit tyler one little click to end the video one little click i was gonna jump to [ __ ] push brock off so he's not near it and then oh let's get the [ __ ] out of here all right we did it kind of we found it we found it we are not prepared to fight it it's not even worth it we will just die and lose what we have [ __ ] it let's drop all of our stuff and try and beat him by punching by punching yes that will work i'm down anybody have enough wood to like build a bunch of chests hi boys i'm geared up looks like you made that out of like villager scrotums or something well that's what i had to suck for it so what are you doing sucking the scrotum all right [ __ ] let's go boys all right listen there's pretty much no hope for us if we jump in here but we're gonna try god it's already hitting me why'd you guys push me in man i was gonna have an epic intro all right don't look at the [ __ ] don't look at this start shooting the towers first things first i only have a sword oh my god i just knifed the first one first try i have chicken don't step in that [ __ ] brock if you can build up to that cage and break that thingy what do i do if i have a sword oh no got one i got one earlier can i not do anything if i don't have a bow oh i pissed off and i'm dead i pissed off an enderman i'm dead yep there it is i had no choice i had nothing to do but run and try and eat a piece of chicken i was [ __ ] all right well that was a good try boys respawn we have to go all the way back there oh [ __ ] i don't remember how to get back there i don't remember how to get back there we need to we need the ender eyes to get back here we got the correction we got the coordinates yeah it was this direction i'm trying to go in my bows back there well you're going back to yeah yeah you can wrap it up i'm [ __ ] going back there her name is bethany i'm getting that bow not in where the dragon is you ain't getting that back once you get in the end you only can come back by killing the dragon there's no way you either die or you kill him thanks vlog cat wow how many times everybody else knew what do you mean you've played the game enough dumbass doesn't even know baby ball pop is baby bottle [ __ ] are you brian's a dumbass [ __ ] i'll shove it up are you pretty close to the end brian welcome back [Laughter] i'm just going to leave my [ __ ] there we'll just have to go back another day dude as always i hope you enjoyed no i just [ __ ] tabbed all the way out of the [ __ ] game [Laughter] [Music] that's pretty much it guys other than that hope you enjoy the video thank you so much for watching and all the support and i will talk to you all later all right everybody welcome to today's minecraft session uh as you can see the world has turned into a orange hot tub [Music] oh i'm gonna go swimming no don't no no no no don't don't go don't go don't go [Music] wait it's gonna rise again yeah it keeps it keeps rising welcome to the floors hot tub and we basically just have to uh oh my god it's right avoid it's rising we have yeah so the highest the highest ground we can find yeah that's generally yeah so i i think the whole idea is lava is rising and running and the sun is hot and then basically uh do we watch the villagers just burn and die oh i'm fine watching that get some more get wood getting wood yeah we need to get high we need to get high you get high and hard yeah i don't know how to make sticks which mean you don't have any word oh my god [ __ ] i didn't realize the lava was oh [ __ ] my game's like okay yeah it always lags when the lava gets higher oh really nogla yeah i don't need food thanks for letting me know what's the objective we're just gonna go up really high and then wait for the lava to kill us i mean yeah eventually i think i think we're kind of screwed no matter what i think the moral of the lesson is global yes the moral of the lesson oh you know maybe we can make a little dark heart yes myself today this is a fortnight like wall what happens if i go it's you can't go outside this oh yeah yeah it's a barrier you go any higher than that i don't think so you try be a shame if someone pushed you that would be funny you go uh higher oh yeah for sure you can i could go higher brian ryan um she shoot a [ __ ] ton of dirt heaven still going i'm a dirty boy we're not gonna be out we're not gonna have anything left for our house okay i'm at the limit yeah wait what are we supposed to do now oh oh no we we should survive the lava shouldn't get us because we're at the tallest peak the only way we're going to find out is by waiting two and a half hours no no it says 10 seconds there it doesn't go all the way up here all right i know i'm gonna go get a coffee ryan ryan boom brian pumpkin yo brian's not here you want to kill him yeah uh brock are you near him uh no i see your name and i see him [Laughter] i wonder is there even no oh look yeah you're gonna keep spawning in that that kind of [ __ ] sucks dude go all right all to f9 yeah we did it we beat brian hold on i'm coming up to you guys all right be careful oh hold on boom we also have a friend yes we have a friend what's his name steely steely yeah he's a convicted pedo what perfect kind of friend so you'll always feel like a better person around him you know by comparison thanks brock [ __ ] who hit me i timed it perfectly what the [ __ ] oh wait you wanted to be up here when that happened i wanted to see what happens bro what the [ __ ] we're not gonna wait for the lava you're not why would we wait that's so long oh he's trying to murder me oh what are you doing [Applause] well um i destroyed everything that you guys made so i could kill you everyone says i need an exact wrong time oh hold on i want to see if the lava [ __ ] reaches the very top man how are you going to see that okay see and he wants to get his money's worth yeah dude i just want to know will i die or forever live on this platform with steely that's all i need to know you can leave you suck you look like you're sucking steely's dick oh [ __ ] i'm burning what oh [ __ ] oh why am i burning oh oh global warming is here and you're dead why am i dying oh no the sun decides to [ __ ] work you're getting sunburned are you [ __ ] me yeah the mod is like oh look i forgot to turn this on and yeah all right there we go and the winner is steely all right guys sorry for wasting your time thanks man another fantastic modded server with nogla what the hell i didn't know this was the thing all right come on into my [ __ ] house what the [ __ ] is that i didn't know this was here this is my [ __ ] house you are welcome you live in the sewer this is the meeting well here we are into my channel all right what are we doing today did you just dive into the sewer sewers on me we all float down here there's a [ __ ] village down here what is the whole village sewer people we found super people whoa what the hell what the [ __ ] this is what the hell what kind of prison is this this is what happens when you have nuclear [ __ ] why is your parents still with you why wouldn't he give him his name is pepe he never leaves my side why is there villagers magic mushroom cows it seems like a marcel thing yeah i'm going to build a sewer of village people with mushrooms and mushroom cows what about this guy oh boy come on down bud remember what happened last time no glow yeah exactly that's why i'm getting revenge he's getting bullied right now oh and you're [ __ ] i'm not squirrel [ __ ] squirrel he's he's square looking he can't hurt me he's [Laughter] okay are you guys ready i found somewhere that we can explore now we've seen like everything on this server but well have we seen this i've found it and then brian found it too brian knows what's going on he's kind of i accidentally i accidentally found it yeah that's how i found it it puts turtles i'll be really disappointed i haven't found turtles here i'm just saying if it's turtles i'm gonna be hella sad it's not turkey the hell is this yeah exactly what is this this is creepy something very bad happened here these are all the people that got me to this year [Laughter] for our dead homies oh no oh they turn they turn until you get them dang it brian what is this place for i don't get it well rock was there something more to this yeah what happened can i have some of your fireworks brian there have them all buddy thanks be right back i've still no clue what's going on hey fellas uh-huh oh [ __ ] what the hell is what no one uh no one go by that string what do you oh [ __ ] my bird stop it don't worry about it don't worry about it don't worry about it why uh oh seems like you guys found something special a bunch of [ __ ] tools ever you guys just stay still don't do anything comes back you're just a little explosive and death everywhere well you're the one who showed us it so it's your fault so what was supposed to happen before brian ruined everything nice brian was that someone was supposed to oh just kind of unaware step over the tripwire and it would spawn a killer bunny what really where's yeah where's the tripwire i want to see it hold on wow those grenades really don't work on anything except for me huh they really suck actually yeah they only work on people oh [ __ ] you're right yeah they hurt how the [ __ ] do you use it oh that's how oh wait a second what was that no it does work yes what it does work fantastic i literally died as it works come here it works so [ __ ] well here it is right here look there's the remains of his killer bunny i just saw a bunny rabbit it fell from the sky like 200 feet in the air what i heard was a splatter hold on maybe if i put water down it would land in the water i set this up like back when we were like doing this server all the time and then as soon as i was done with it is when evan did his doomsday stuff wait what this was here this whole time yes i've been waiting to do this for so long a bunny died why it's it didn't used to spawn like are you dying a prank one year in the making for your phone the moment we've all been waiting for okay here it goes here we go here we go here comes the bunny here we go ready for the rabbit let's go you got this but um you won't die this time yeah he's surprised now he's ready to kill he do he killed the hell why is he trying to kill me what did i do he really hates you evan get him haha i got you guys oh get him i'm gonna have to kill him with the holy hand grenade does that work that's what you gotta do you gotta go down there in the box and get the one hand grenade and she's an epic prank ready [Music] he's dead i took one grenade well yeah haven't you seen monty python no that's all it takes all right well we all could agree that was better than noble's mod you really think so yeah no no mine was pretty funny this one was way more original oh look at that wow there at the harder to see oh hello your wall is leaking all right i'll tip nine it's gonna be available until august third but anyways guys hope you enjoyed the video thank you so much for watching and all the support and i will talk to you all later i don't know how this is gonna go by the way if you couldn't tell this is another modded thing it's not matador welcome to this tick tock video oh no this is this will be a lot longer than the tick tock video okay today we are going to uh do some custom skyblocks that's a great explanation of what we're doing today i don't know where we go i don't know this is your map is it up here oh yeah yeah it's up here oh they're all locked up all right back over back over oh it's spooky yeah we look at this just look at this box boom we need to make cobblestone okay well that that means we got to use the ice and the lava we got gotta get stuff from the tree dang dude we're so smart we're the three smartest friend that anybody could be and have oh [ __ ] uh i just lost the wood oh my you just i lost the bone as well does it respawn no no no no okay all right okay time to let the person know we lost the ball we lost the ball sorry literally the first step is a [ __ ] he was singing that stupid song i had to hit him all right let's hope we can get the bone back we're gonna have to reset the server every time we mess up brian okay okay so so while we're waiting for the bone what what was the plan do you remember brian we were trying to do like this already yeah it was like we made like a line yeah and then you like you had a pickaxe oh did we break the ice and it turned into water was that it yes yeah we did it like that we did it like that yeah and then we had and then the water let the water flow just let the water flow and then we have to break that and then there you go boom and we got cobblestone oh i break this right yeah break that and then boom i'll burn okay break it again yes three hours later this is really what we're gonna do we're like the greatest minecraft youtubers the smartest the handsomest much much much later if you hit him we lose all that cobblestone so please don't hit him i won't i won't i hate all my jellies he's just eating tylenol he's drooling at the mouth okay so we're here do i not want to block this water it's like really important or something it looks important okay i'm gonna build around it no we gotta build up bam oh you don't have to do stairs well how are you gonna get up i'm fair enough okay look brian we're figuring it out oh you're here again you can't climb up all the way he's okay he's in the water he's in the water he's coming back [Music] no don't do it i don't have another one after this oh i didn't know you i didn't know you switched stream i did switch streams you slot and let's grow yeah oh [ __ ] now we have to climb that was this actually even useful at all i don't know i'm just letting you guys have fun i want to check out this island over here i don't think that helps at all but there's an island way way up there yeah about us we could just get a [ __ ] on a cobblestone using our yeah we could do that cobblestone solves a lot of our problems right now we're such men dude we're like the guys that use head and shoulders conditioner and shampoo just everything has to be one thing to do one thing i have the head and shoulders between one you have shoulders three on one evan or what is it is it three or two on one right three and one two and eight you got a shower chain conditioner and one and and toothpaste lubricant toothpaste oh toothpaste oh you're going up there brian i want to see what this is oh [ __ ] boys you want to come up here oh really oh this looks yeah see what i mean so you see what i said that's why i called you roy staircase wheel i'm down here with nothing this is why i say we should build the stairs i want to be responsible for the loss of these items all right now i'm going to try to go for the jump here we go going for the jump i'm watching i believe in you you got to sprint oh yeah i didn't make it famous last words all right all right so i took me a half an hour to get up here here we go [Laughter] and watch i'm gonna show you how it is it's done you gotta hold down shift and go wow oh [ __ ] okay there you go god [ __ ] this is where you use stairs you're really gonna put actual stairs down yeah see we jumped it this is a metaphor for what it's like to have rich parents they're not gonna grow from any of this life is so much easier when you have cobblestone how did you get into harvard my parents had a lot of cobblestone all right yes we're doing it yeah yeah [Music] there's going to be an ender chest somewhere else and we're going to have to transport it by using this okay and i see this over here i'm going for it i'm going for it are you kidding me no girl you're not even gonna go for it i paid for this map i can do whatever [ __ ] i want is he cobblestoning god dammit i still didn't make it no i lost all the common stone stairs all right i made it i made it yeah all right evan this is really easy i've got the cobblestone set up for you you're going to get an here airplane go that's it you're getting into harvard yeah i did it you did a good job you're so smart you're all on your own little fella you're gonna get a job for a hundred grand a year i'm gonna get a degree in communications oh look at this this is beautiful this is our new home free ride to the top yeah well welcome to the upper class boom we got a we got a house in bed and everything oh [Music] okay i got reading i've got reading brian you love what i read i've got reading yes leon finally went to the castle you mentioned the one just over the horizon to the east it seemed normal for the most part oh [ __ ] well that's the book god there goes the lore nice [ __ ] job dude there goes all the story all the time wait you go back in your recording no no no not me you ruined my minecraft [Applause] oh dear time to message him oh yes i hope these fireworks aren't important you think these fireworks are important yeah 100 leons we're gonna read the first one a letter leon i finally went to the castle you mentioned to one just over the horizon to the east it seemed normal for the most part the throne room though it was weird the tron has been replaced with some strange portal and it looked like there was oh we need a light yeah which we get from the north oh that's one firework that's why i need fireworks yeah it's almost like you shouldn't have used them all living okay it's okay we can pray to jesus that it just appears again you know how we built all the cobblestone the hallway over here we were supposed to use the elytras with uh fireworks ah yes as you can see cobblestone reigns supreme once again hey evan fly over flying over nice oh oh [ __ ] i fell oh holy [ __ ] i'm gonna [ __ ] die dude i'm definitely gonna die dude this is cute ow oh oh he's supposed to here okay so what's going on here we got uh oh an old note from liam zaheek i got your note thank you so much for the wings i'll come by soon to pick up the spare rockets but for now these should be wonderfully there's an abandoned castle this is all good jazz music oh yeah i forgot i forgot i forgot dude i lost everything oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah okay all right okay all right evan and brian follow me over this way okay three two one and the leave keep going straight going straight just keep going just keep going let's pass this yeah past that keep going past where are we going oh i only have one more keep going what do you mean keep going keep going you don't know where you're going over there's a building over here somewhere it set it on the map i have no more fireworks i have none either okay i'm done no you're not we went out of bounds and it just killed me yeah where the [ __ ] this looks there's the building i knew it was there what i don't see it so follow me okay are you ready all right you all ready to fly yeah yes follow me this way okay we've planted fireworks this time i lose you actually you know what we're going to go up here instead so you guys believe me because i feel like you don't believe me trying to land on this oh i see it all right so we're here and we are here yeah we have to go over to this thing hey we're here we gotta go all the way over here we have to fly over there over to that weird medieval mall okay ready okay three two go it looks so funny when i'm looking behind there it is there it is to a right down there castle look there's a landing strip okay he's panicking huh okay i'm good all right okay so this is welcome to my castle greetings i've been waiting for you i've been expecting you i knew you were guys recovering like a villain with a cat or something oh [ __ ] see look there's ender chest we're supposed to put stuff in that doesn't matter who cares probably doesn't even matter right here's a [ __ ] i'm over it so apparently we've gotta explore this castle whoa potatoes um wait you got potatoes what the hell vanessa's got diamonds balance where'd you get the diamonds yeah wait i don't know what you're talking about it literally setting in the bottom left bro i don't know all right i got diamonds i got diamonds i found a chest underneath the [ __ ] staircase all right what do you want me to do with it all right here you go take him down from here four is he falling down why don't you use your firework shut the [ __ ] up i feel like you should have used your fireworks yeah you know like i didn't have my electron you left the game look we got our friend here though look at this dude woody that's not his name woody is his name his name is woody oh he left the server brian get the [ __ ] back in here we can't have you teleport to the end come on brian get ready dude you ready for the ending this is the ending are you ready i'm ready to go into battle as you can tell three two one go oh okay and goodbye what do you mean goodbye to be continued brian what it's to be continued this is just part one what do you mean it means this is part one and it's this is the ending continued exactly pat one it's a cliffhanger so how are we gonna this is not a cliffhanger for people watching that which how is it not a cliffhanger it says to be continued that's the word of a clipping that's what it said on my screen i didn't see it i didn't see it just [ __ ] edit it and then i didn't think it just takes a little text a little text there that says to be continued once you spawn in here all right you'll be continued stop it fire fire fire fine firefighter well we lost everything the end is that the ending you want the end now you can put the end in text no i never thought i would be playing minecraft of course it would be with you guys in the year 2020. not even having two children in real life got me to play [Laughter] minecraft let me swim in the lava please this looks like the face of a man about to do an intro well it is brian's mansion so i don't know if that's true it should be me talking yes yeah but remember to do a proper minecraft introduction you have to go third person yep go third person facing you looking up and then you have to crouch a lot lots of crouching oh is the first episode of the hp series oh my god that's like my initials backwards you have an hbo series yeah so this is on hbo we will have to defeat all of herobrine's acolytes whatever in order to stop him from selling a weather too that's something you're not accustomed to come on yeah okay it was originally created by hypixel and released in november 2012. wow this is eight years old dude we started youtube i started youtube in 2011 dude this that was back when scene enters invented minecraft steve adams probably played this map eight years ago he probably do you remember that thing he did like an event like in person where he like played minecraft in front of an audience dude he did a bunch of [ __ ] he played minecraft with dead mouse yeah yeah before ninja normalized playing with celebrities yeah like thirsty ass djs there's nobody more annoying than edm producers you guys know what i mean yeah [ __ ] those guys yeah thanks manos glad to have you on board hey look it's sark circus you you before me i have hair now i'm unstoppable i like how it just abruptly stops yeah [Laughter] one zach get in there dude dude i'm in i'm in the mix dude look at this get in there dude nice guys save victor and his friend from the zombies why is this okay who's victor i don't know over here over here look he's in this house i'm trying to do butt stuff to mister kill him oh look at this mansion it's pretty late is there a deliverance minecraft resource pack that would be amazing imagine the player skin for the kid with the banjo there has to be right after yeah minecraft's been out for like 25 years there's got to be something it's someone's gonna made it to this guy quest one completed we saved victor now let's take this chestnut let's do this [ __ ] your minecraft skins are legit oh yeah they're so good for brian look at his armpits [Music] i was gonna wear my van my gold foil vanish t-shirt for the face cam of this video but i when i put it on it got shrunk in the wash and it wasn't even a reason i'm giving it to atlas dude i couldn't put it on it was going to tear it wasn't all shirt either let's be honest [Music] is this guy the cake doesn't look like a king he's not the king there's no way this guy's the king did you say this was like really really interesting and like a lot of fun it's better than what you can make in minecraft such a mouse must be so boring for sarc this is my first this is my first event i feel really exposure i feel so self-conscious because this is such a bad minecraft session this is his first time playing it's not bad i mean i mean it's really good it's called build up you bomb a secret passageway look at this look at this oh it's a glory hole it's a glory hole oh my god oh evan [Applause] it just disappeared into a spider hole okay spiders jump i hate spiders does anybody want an extra sword or something we're trying to [ __ ] god [Music] let's continue this mission open it oh there we go there we go we gotta be careful around them doors [ __ ] everywhere nogla in a dungeon we got to be careful with those doors [ __ ] [ __ ] everywhere boss fighting are you going to press today boss fight all right boss fight you do it evan get excited get in there little dj boy here we go skeleton king i did it [ __ ] you minions let's have a look hello mystic skeleton where's the king where's the kid he's got diamond armor and he's aiming at me oh look at his skinny ass legs diamond hammer he teleports oh he keeps spawning more these guys sons of [ __ ] i like how the boss is not wearing pants so insulting we can't die from a boss who has no pants you can do whatever you want we got him right where we want him got him got him right him his skull his pantsless legs are right at my eye level it's like a prison ryan he won't die ah how [ __ ] is my soul i picked up a sword that was the boss sword who the [ __ ] has it what's a boss got it just [ __ ] swords you have oh no this is a dead end that wasn't what i was happy about so we had to travel through the glory holy dungeon to find to fight the pantsless skeleton king yeah okay all right all right time to have the music disc yeah put in linksys the skeleton king more impressive i guess just cut off that's great i see brock's face oh find and defeat all of the herobrine's acolytes hello brian harold brian hello hello it's me kim oh i'm on crap i'm the only asian person you could think of a nice mansion brian oh thank you oh hi oh oh guys to the left oh yeah no whoa oh [ __ ] oh god i don't know holy [ __ ] that dude with the arrow whoa who's this archer yeah you guys wearing a cage he killed me dude that guy's strong killed [Laughter] oh [Music] what's a gold nugget do i have two gold nuggets nothing nothing you can use them to buy a hooker sack oh my god two's not gonna be enough hey zach look in the corner look in the corner hey you guys you guys i'm in the corner holy [ __ ] there you go that's oh here we go boss fight is up here all right press the button oh sir come on okay coming up coming up oh [ __ ] oh we're fighting anita the spider king queen whatever [Music] we're fighting spiders like i accidentally ate raw chicken oh terrorizer died this is what it's like to live in australia this is what it's this is what i'm like by myself every time i just get a spider the texas spiders oh we killed we killed them okay we can celebrate now we can relax hey oh i got some it's sorry there's some nuggets there for you as well i can give you four more nuggets yeah where do we we gotta go somewhere i can afford six high-quality [ __ ] now yeah redemption two all right where did we go where are we going now the ground level there was an area we didn't go to yeah i think i was i think i just found us where's stark hold on hold on how do i be busy with your hookers no not yeah there he is the only hookers they have here have cages on their heads i like to have good morals when i sleep oh here we go boss fight right there's a boss fight right here okay okay i'll accept that special abilities blindness and grip oh oh he's got a rod that makes you go oh he's got he's got little minions that are halloweeny hey said weenie dude just oh my gosh oh [ __ ] i fell down into what the [ __ ] the hell where i don't know where you went that's it that's it teleported you evan got him in the corner bullying leave him in the corner oh we're all right no no oh my gosh no you're still in the same room you're in the same room or just you can't see around you yeah yeah dude just yeah just gang bang him oh this guy does that [ __ ] yeah dad yes nice nice work nice gang bang mate i've never been happier to gang bang in an eight-year-old minecraft map you know where's the whorehouse everybody come here come here come here i'm rich come here come here you're hot i got more nuggets making it rain on you oh this just looks like you're peeing on me now go to the shower baby [Laughter] this one's just for you man oh my god stood pour it on me dude one potato i didn't even get it all right last boss y'all ready for benefit the [ __ ] yeah yeah yep all right they said yep oh my holy [ __ ] i'm nearly dead i'm going down he blew me up he's dead he's drinking he drank some [ __ ] it's the she nogla oh [ __ ] you're right [ __ ] and she has a penis all right yeah she has a female [Laughter] all right i think we just have to fight the last boss now that was the last boss the last boss is herobrine funny every time you know that's how i like to pronounce your name too it's just brian right all right right upon completing this task defeat herobrine where's the [ __ ] wait why did you say hi to brian in the middle of that explanation of what to do herobrine used to be like like a mythical uh hi sorry when you started talking i thought you were actually saying like hello like did they ever um actually unlock and discover herobrine hi help with these oh this is the last fight okay oh who tapped it okay all right here we go he says we're gonna die now what the hell what the hell oh my god do this to us i'm lagging my game is [ __ ] getting too fbs first this eight-year-old map and this final block is destroying my five thousand dollar pc oh it's me oh we're fighting several bosses now this is so [ __ ] god it's the boss rush oh my god oh no no we are the whites being gang-banged okay get get gundam yeah it's a girl goddammit this is just ridiculous i would love to see the death count for this fight because this is ridiculous oh mine's off the charts ah that again [ __ ] i mean to be fair i mean how annoying it would it be if you were him and just these people just keep respawning we got it put him out of me suffering yeah what quest for completed sequestered check involved oh defeat the answer to winter before it travels i thought that was chaos for the world no it's not over yet here sorry have some nuggets over here defeat the weather [Laughter] i'm just gonna use this all right the wither guys the winner oh was the hit winner uh did it look like he had three heads oh look at that that's the guy that's the boss wait can we cheese him with arrows right now i think we're trying but they bounce off him your beauty arrows don't work here i don't like don't like how he's so common oh there we go it's already bouncing off oh we gotta kill we gotta kill ten of the guys and then make the ball oh what's up he's activated i yeah oh got a crystal of anger we need to collect 10 of them and attach it to the ball of truth to kill the whiffer of wickedness okay that's lava that's just [ __ ] out bombs it is don't look at the [ __ ] it's like a pigeon if you look at oh [ __ ] in your mouth holy water is it against obsidian skeletons or heal yourself right holy water good so you put the whole water on to them yeah or it said you can heal yourself no no they're atheists i just hit them with the holy water and they died doesn't matter we have all the crystals we need okay we go bam nice it's pissing over here look at this ow i died 85 complete 99 100 percent completely completely on the ground it just spiked it like a football [Laughter] i'm just slowly killing him on my own with a thousand i got it aaron's got it what do i do with it what do i do with it you throw it on him you just trouble it on this one so fighting the witness i got a sword i'm hurting them no okay [Music] [Applause] oh look at this cut scene wait now i'm in the free cam no glove yeah yeah i see you too wait i'm gonna whoa we met her [Music] electric came back for free cam and died you [ __ ] well this is like star wars or something again you know what i mean going out to space now i need to see the content first oh did you really think you could kill me see you oh [Laughter] ah this is your idea all right we got the 2020 minecraft olympics oh yeah and like everything else going on we're doing it from the comfort of our own homes yes it wasn't the olympics canceled it was actually wasn't it yeah it's minecraft i know i know i'm just saying i'm just saying it's like the olympics were cancelled so so we just decided to do it and we launched it yeah that's about it so the world to tune in for this olympics because they don't have another olympics to watch oh yeah no this is their only choice tactical capitalism baby no what the [ __ ] [Laughter] you've been homered holy [ __ ] how you do that we should all be homer the homers are the middles oh yeah but i want to be homer i don't care brock i don't know no no no you're doing it now i'm even more stupider oh my god so this is the olympics we're going to compete against each other on different events and things if you win you get a homer head and then you put it in front of your head over there on the wall that means you have another point person has the most points wins for the country the olympics boom that's it right we all look like homer because [ __ ] it all right should we do the first event all right guys i'm in control over here actually run bongo oh [ __ ] look at this all right get ready get your getting your thing in your hand sorry i wasn't paying attention what are the rules oh [ __ ] you hit the buttons [Music] does anyone figure this out yeah this is where it's working how's it working the lights are going on that means you're hitting it okay okay i hit mine oh i keep going i keep going all right keep going yeah you keep going ahead wow that was really fun come on come on go ahead where do i go come on you keep going you go forward you go forward you're supposed to go in the middle we're supposed to be low oh supposed to yeah yeah middle lord we're supposed to go down the stairs yeah i did it oh my gosh i was too busy trying to figure out what the [ __ ] we're supposed to do oh yeah sure yeah yeah oh dude we were we're stupid gold medal gold medal canada gold medal i think i think this is a really good one i think this is a good event yeah i think i get it mine was like really really epic and there was like black bars and everything and like really epic music it was cool i think you just gotta live with what you got all right be sure to record your scores guys i got last i'm pretty motivated because of the homers that's why i'm doing so well so far all right brian you lead the charge on the next one okay brian all you this time brian beating stick hold on hold on hold on hold on wait what is this a fight to the depth yeah beating stick that you used to beat it off wow don't be premature oh yeah these jokes i like these finish off your opponents i'm going to finish you first brian okay all right get ready to beat each other off guys two one just go hey [ __ ] you oh what see you guys what's the hey oh you guys are fighting for second place now oh what [ __ ] [ __ ] no this is no honor i don't understand it's not second i don't understand what happened that happened so fast let's just do it again what the [ __ ] let's do it again yeah yeah yeah oh brian comes first let's do it we can't do it again all right all right brian got four homers there boom boom look at you brian look at you brian and you're having fun buddy event three obstacle course let's go all oh this one's gonna be really good oh [ __ ] this actually is pretty crazy might not be in the real olympics but it's here race your way it is what's going on he types too fast okay whatever countdown just [ __ ] go ow [ __ ] oh god what am i doing yeah i'm dead i was too busy trying to hit evan i'm not gonna lie it's gonna go on your land brock because i think where the [ __ ] that teleport oh [ __ ] no i'm dead oh when you get up to the top it's hard guys no brian stop i see some guy he's done it oh [ __ ] i hate this one oh [ __ ] you brian don't do it man i was born in this oh [ __ ] god damn it get on my way go for second place and go for second place no second place there oh man the anger is real over frog oh my god i'm so bad why did i do that i i'm i'm no no stop with the snowballs stop it oh no no no no evan's dead for sure careful careful it's both taken slow i you're currently in second brian you're currently in second runs up to the top and brian's up to the top he's on the red glass platform he's making some great strength that is teleporting all right second he's splitting away from the group he's falling he's falling and moose stuck and falling asleep it's bad news zelfer paralyzer and moose tackle and vanilla stairs up on top and he's being taken very short very slow here there's the dining room [Music] third brian but it doesn't matter because you both get two homers you're a [ __ ] oh you're a you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] it doesn't affect me you're gonna get third which will also give you two homers yeah but it's a pride thing please don't no no it's only fair they don't affect you it's only fair you receive the same as brian did oh actually they're even now brian go around go around go around no brian's already received he's pain and suffering yeah and you time for your portion you're a [ __ ] oh wow you're like [Laughter] the game's not going to end now you guys are stupid oh no no no no oh i didn't know you broke the other side too oh brian left oh look it's simple it's simple boom congrats all right all right i'll all i'll donate to him yes i will give him so much fun i will give up give up my points i will give up my points you know you're gonna win you know you're better at this game than i am we're donating a homer all right everyone no we just want people to know how much of a [ __ ] [ __ ] you are no no let's let's give everyone freeze no i don't want a sympathy homer can i have a sympathy homer no on to the next game mode olympic spleef okay spleef read the rules in chat all right let me pick actually number one everyone gang up on no glock because it's a prick no no how come nogla has a pickaxe that was a that's a good goddamn question do you guys not have a no i have 10 stakes okay 64. i have 74 stakes all right explain for simple the platforms are going to fall and we have to not fall it's simple but we don't pick axes oh no right right oh it's just him of course nobody gets it oh no i can't lose oh what the [ __ ] oh he's next layer down his next layer down hey come down here you saw [ __ ] no oh what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what are you doing he's gonna he's gonna back up into it he's gonna bike him i'm safe are you sure [Applause] i'm gonna go get him you didn't read look at that [ __ ] ass you [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] we like share homework yeah psych [ __ ] oh yeah all right evan you got first well done dude thanks man i never thought i would get first more than once last event let's do a tally you're at 15 11 15 you're looking good oh i think evan's in the lead oh 15 as well brian you're looking good i got 14. oh so it's 13 14 14 15. it's all to play for in the last round so wait wait am i tired am i tired yeah you're tied with brian you might actually win something that's not shotgun farmers you ready yeah i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready last event oh oh okay okay get on your squares ladies and gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen it doesn't matter what your name is you know a bit of reverb would probably be good here be sure to put your armor on no stop talking like that all right come on okay so it's just last man standing it give us a really quick concise yes we fight fight to the death meaning kill nogla first don't kill me first kill brian cause he's tied with you are you stupid oh yeah are you stupid that's true you're right are you stupid are you actually dumb oh no this hurts all right just leave the golden apple cause i like after oh oh yeah that's right that's it brock i'm really getting ganged up on right now i'm really getting ganged up on i'm really getting ganging up on right now evan what have i been trying to say i haven't hit you [Applause] [ __ ] youtube chat and [ __ ] uh huh brock what you gotta you got some deal with brian or something ryan quinn turn around he's being hit [Applause] [ __ ] [ __ ] i am i'm trying i'm trying to get him [ __ ] evan oh what the [ __ ] yes that was not amazing that was brian like noble's in the i know aren't [ __ ] hitting uh-oh wait you can still shoot arrows from the stand you bet your ass and you know who i'm going for too well if i stay close to vanilla you're pretty she's very nice no oh yeah [Music] [Applause] thank you for inviting me the pattern so go up to the podium brian no come up here no good come up here lie one get to the podium the two one second what oh it's beautiful it's gorgeous oh wow and laggy they actually got the colors right holy [ __ ] up there on the voice oh that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] we want something nobody gets to win why do i look like tara why do i sound and look like him oh yeah you're right never mind that is exactly you know what since i'm american i feel entitled oh it doesn't yes come on dude please stand for the american national anthem oh yeah there it is wow do it just like america sorry man to block everybody else's yes where is delirious are you in the you're on the server i had to move a rug i'm gonna use that excuse for every meeting i'm late sorry i'm late guys i have to move a rug what was that nothing oh my god if you guys don't know go ahead tyler all right all right hey guys welcome to my minecraft server yet again one of my my rascally mods this mod creepers are invisible but they're they're more than just regular creepers these creepers can be crazy they can come out of nowhere they can explode two or three times they're nuts but you can never see them coming or three times invisible creepers all right i gotta fix people's audios some people are too loud and some people are not there hilarious all right so our objective the only way to conquer these creepers is to get armor so we're gonna try and build one of every kind of armor except another right [ __ ] that [ __ ] we're not going to the nether [ __ ] that we're going to build leather armor iron armor gold armor and diamond creeper stairs leather armor iron armor gold armor and diamond armor forever [ __ ] all right so you guys do all this stuff i'll be up here all right we're safe marcel they'll never get us i would love if we were just parachuted in [Laughter] okay so first things first i'm going to establish a base all right for everybody i suggest uh social distancing that way we don't all die get all that wood oh here's some stone next to the lava very convenient what do we just need a bunch of leather just you put it in the same pattern you would anything else yeah okay i have made nothing hang on thanks for keeping us updated does anybody got extra leather i need one leather for what just wait full just wait we need armor stands though i got four i'm gonna pour no i'm i'm i'm working on i'm working on the armor see so we're not i'm in the water wait do we have iron yeah you're making a house that's not even an objective they haven't been able to protect the armor stand very good marcel we're not wearing the armor no dumbass i mean you can but if we get excess but the goal is to complete the armor stance i mean if you don't have full diamond you die to a creeper you'd need sharpness tree sharpness tree i hear lava all around me and i really want to find it you want a stick you want to stick oh i found it who did that [ __ ] who did that [ __ ] off brian go get the stick [Music] wow scotty thought someone was [ __ ] baiting him with the sound again oh damn i'm dude marcel this is a very smart anti-creeper box [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] out my house our house what the [ __ ] are you doing brian i got a sapling i'm making my own little house why are we sleeping tonight hair raiser i like i like the house oh [ __ ] me dude he survived wait all my [ __ ] blew up [ __ ] this mod i mean did you really have anything that good though yeah an armored pick accident yeah i don't have an iron pickaxe you know what i'm going to wait at least find where it is the real [ __ ] move brock if you ask me spiders oh my god yeah i don't wait till daytime two how are you brock yeah yeah 100 daytime daytime daytime and this is youtube video and double speed sir no more so why did you make it so difficult to get in your house so the [ __ ] monsters don't come hey it's daytime it's daytime we're safe now we're safer marcel built the [ __ ] anti-creeper moat i was gonna fill it with lava too in a second don't do that brock will die to it yes i will we didn't know where it was i guess was that two anybody got any wood i can have i put some in the chest in your house my brain's got a little money right there there we go all right oh please don't worry we're dead we're dead come on i'm trying to escape why are you keep [Applause] is the sign still there oh evan how the [ __ ] did you blow up all of my [ __ ] house [Laughter] blew up the [ __ ] armor stand hey you can't hey you came to check out the sign i did not come out take a sign look you did come look at it there we go see marcelo decoration oh did i find gold hopefully i need to make a i need to make hopefully the creepers can't read oh my god i found it i found a huge mine shaft somebody wants to come to me you giant let me huge giant yeah found a huge giant mine shaft where the [ __ ] diamond at yo oh nice dude i found more here no one has found diamonds yet right no right i'm down in an area how far deep are we we're at 24. if we get down here we can find diamonds evan yeah damn it's so dark over here scaled are you around here all you got to do is place torches yes i see you i see you we need some coal brother i thought okay looks like he actually died that was like dude w3 the water the the the lava the lava hissed wait where'd you go wildcat i'm still around you where are you the [ __ ] i'm just oh they're right next to you you're so lost you're so heaven's like a [ __ ] lost child where are you where did you go oh marcel yeah don't teleport [Laughter] teleport to marcel he's literally just building a flaming moat around our house do my sign that i put there what are your signs there in the house no creepers allowed spiders zombies and skeletons are welcome smiley face wait i misspelled zombies yeah it's you spelled it z-o-m-i-d-e-s because guys spiders and zombies are fine goddamn autocorrect welcome dojo where's the [ __ ] diamond at oh god okay wait they spawn inside brian's house and blew the whole [ __ ] thing up dude someone is in this [ __ ] thing spawning no way he could have been there he literally spawned in my house what a [ __ ] [ __ ] you have in here oh yeah i'm hungry does anyone have food no no you don't have food no oh you do have food thanks i'm going back up which way look i found a village i've been looking for all of you i think we need to be witnessing this holy [ __ ] we need to get them in the house tyler ring the bell what the [ __ ] the bell i run it jesus how do we witness it we got teleporters would you guys like to come to the village yes yes yes please oh it's beautiful out here it is i'll look at the villagers break all their beds everybody bring all their beds bring them to the library that's kind of some that's evil [ __ ] but we need to make them work go to bed get out of bed break the bread don't hit this oh my god wait did his cat die when did he have a cat no i feel like any second one of us is going to blow up me just cuts off yeah getting out oh my god dude did you take the [ __ ] huh [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] wow this village has gotten [ __ ] up since we moved in dumbledore youtubers move into an area i feel like jake paul just moved to these guys village oh [ __ ] you have the ultimate defense look at that yeah what's the objective we need diamonds at this point we definitely have enough gold we definitely have enough iron we probably just need some leather and diamonds and we got our sets complete dude hell yeah [ __ ] goodbye [ __ ] i just accepted defeat goodbye you [ __ ] what a way to go out i'm building a gold set right now oh you guys want to come over here and witness us finishing up one of the things on the stand yeah ladies and gentlemen we have a completed set of armor oh it's gone oh yeah we're not done yet we actually have another set of complete no get up kitty [ __ ] yeah we need to finish this leather and then we need all the diamond oh the cats won't end trying so hard to get in here poor kid [Applause] feed what are you talking about wait there's still a lot of armor i'm already in the house at the village i'm back at the village [ __ ] tremendous i got kicked from the server it says like you're not allowed to fly or something grab as much [ __ ] as you can [Laughter] can we kill the cat [ __ ] the cat oh you monster the cat has one job and it's not even doing it they're invisible scotty what do you want to do he's trying its best who pissed off the enderman wasn't me was it me look at me oh god oh my god [Laughter] wait i had a bucket i need my bucket back i had a bucket too wait no i still have my bucket i got it right here you have a mop and a bucket no brock don't don't for that wet ass [ __ ] or what oh that wet ass [ __ ] where are you wild cat i went down into this but they can spawn above you now all right all right yes we need to find diamonds we'll get in this series let's do this oh my gosh [Laughter] oh my god i wouldn't mind if the video ended right there oh oh you guys what happened i just found leather cap leather tunic and leather pants let's [ __ ] go oh my god in a village bring that ass back here boy well [ __ ] sorry that didn't sound good okay he apologized he apologized for his snore so is there a prize for the first person who gets diamonds sure that was the least entertaining that's the least entertaining way to get diamonds the first time had i known we were competing for dry hand jobs i would have been dead yeah same bro what the [ __ ] hours ago they're my favorite sitting in the house like an idiot a lot of zombie well i could have been getting my dick skin pulled off you say it some zombies i'm a genius holy [ __ ] that was really good i like almost choked on my own spit having dies in real life would be [ __ ] how many do we need 23 total how many do we have we have like oh i found dark diamonds we have nine diamonds what is dark diamond lapis lapis i found water and i'm driving i found them diamonds what'd you find diamonds you found liquid diamond no there's like a block of uh eight are you seeing that's just no boys we're almost done yeah how many do we have delirious said he has 12 still digging i got five i got five and terrorize i had [Laughter] he was so happy about that diamond just waiting to farm the [ __ ] endgame footage i'm gonna throw one on uh before zero so he can participate okay don't give me one of them before wildcat did he didn't move wait we need that one from scotty and he ain't moving oh yeah you better find diamonds you got it oh yeah but a creeper just exploded right next to me i got him i got him that would have been amazing hey look at that we're free i don't feel funny okay i got i got i got all these diamonds in my hand i don't want to drop them what are you doing how the [ __ ] did you miss that jump what why'd you do it away jeez brian did you just shout piss on his grave piss on you he really did all right let's all make helmets let's all make helmets not all make helmets we all make the same things [ __ ] idiot i'm making the shoes i'm making oh okay i feel like this place needs a skylight no it does not no it [ __ ] doesn't stop all right we need pants wait is the leather on but now we gotta put the leather on the leather's not on we're not finished who made the skylight this is nice good feature something i saw in the mouth we're not finished somebody definitely grabbed them i saw them out there brian i think you have them let's go we did it [Applause] holy [ __ ] because he's a [ __ ] terrorist it's the z right x on the z why was he so scared what the [ __ ] was that i teleported to delirious and i was inside of space because it broke and all of a sudden was a pig face what the [ __ ] wait how do i can i can i can i sabotage oh god i don't know what to do oh god i gotta get cut i walk in krause's body is just [ __ ] dead on the ground and vanoss is spamming his swinging his arm at me i'm trying to report that double kill i think i think we should skip i think there's no clues right now so i was trying to i was trying to wave him down how do i use the report button i don't think so all right it's me and moon let's not make the same mistake as last time make a stupid ass kill i actually know what i'm doing now all right know what i'm doing know what i'm doing all right i'm gonna pretend to do the thing where you pull the lever the garbage thing in the kitchen so disoriented it's so hard to tell where i'm going that's med bay or a top engine oh hello moo okay i don't know if i should have called that but that's okay we're gonna deal with it yep yep yep oh god got to go i got to go oh [ __ ] how do i wait oh god how do i do this okay end who fixed bottom 02. i'm looking at my map who fixed bottom oh too answer the damn question who fixed bottom 02. fixed bottom 02. couldn't they be dead who did it that's true one he could all i know is i saw panda's dead body with delirious walking past it good enough for me i'm not skipping let's give my vote thanks what [Music] i think it's actually brock why would i i'm just you know kidding i know it's not you i'm skipping but okay in my mind i'm voting scotty we're supposed to skip but i still think it's wild in my mind me it's not me okay all we gotta do is get a little double kill we got this one in the bag let's go let's do this let's do this come on move come on all right all right all right we just need two people in here to murder all right you kill him you kill him and i got this guy over here come on come on come on kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill a guy come on yes yeah i was like the room as a double homicide happens 4-0 was just staring at the body i didn't know you were i was like i thought you knew i thought i was like there's going to be too many people not because there's double kills when i see the [ __ ] is wrong with my map dude it's laggy as [ __ ] dude okay let's go to o2 there's a bunch of [ __ ] in o2 okay so there's that isn't there another one in o2 oh no that was it i got a bunch of [ __ ] navigation gotta navigate the thing i'm gonna navigate the thing i'm gonna go navigate the thing i'm gonna do this oh wrong way that's one is there another one here i swear there's one more right come on please tell me please tell me this is the other one look at this [ __ ] swinging around all right well it wasn't vanoss it wasn't smitty it wasn't anthony maybe i we were all [ __ ] running around punching everything in nav mysterious navigation manifolds i walk up and there's a dead body and scotty is just beating the [ __ ] out of him he's crouched over and he's just spammed and i'm like i'm like he was waving someone down wait where's the body scotty this does not look good bro i was about to say dude scotty was [ __ ] chasing my ass then he goes into nav scotty the body's in that yeah [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] you all okay stare stay away from the red guy and move red guy and move on oxygen oxygen oxygen oxygen oxygen oxygen oxygen oxygen oxygen okay we did oh [ __ ] we gotta go we're gonna go up we gotta go up we're gonna go up [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] go go go go go i know marcel is safe so i feel very very safe right now what are you doing man why are you look are you looking real suspicious why are you waiting for someone god oh my god you actually just saved the game who reported the body i did i did [Music] went up to o2 and moo with the sunglasses on was waiting for us and he just slapped the [ __ ] on no i i reported it now i reported it no no it's definitely look i just want to say this this is my self-defense voice for walking hand in hand from bottom bottom oxygen or yeah bottom admin or whatever and then would have clocked his ass in like cafeteria not waited till he got all the way over there okay well i think i'm gonna need more evidence i was near reactor with marcel alone i would have stabbed his ass brock convince me to throw right now it's evident i don't know what like if you throw you're voting for me so that's my convincing point if you vote for me you're throwing the game no we're not no i'm saying like that's more that's my convincing [Music] goodbye freaking sunglass man man i'm so glad your partner in crime exploded yeah your reign of terror is over i heard moo's palm hit basically his face it's just this all right all right the [ __ ] was that john why are you being so goddamn suspicious oh [ __ ] why is this closed ah dead piggy we got a dead pig no no bottom bottom left it's like basically bottom engine bottom bottom bottom engine depends which way you're facing okay bottom engine and i saw that [ __ ] ugly ass sweater dude walk from that direction and he probably closed the door because i have to wait for the door you must be talking about yourself because i have a beautiful sweater on nah i'm talking about you you [ __ ] uncoordinated colored sweater first of all i'm more coordinated now i changed second of all i don't remember seeing you around so i don't know where you were i saw you i saw you you walked into storage and you were facing up towards admin and i walked past you right this is true hey guys i'm dead real quick though can we do the you guys want to do the deafening mute things that we dead people can talk to each other so when the round starts all the alive people deafen and the dead people can talk and then when there's a meeting the dead people mute and everybody else in the deafens it's risky but we could try it all right who do i like oh guys scotty please delirious well delays wasn't muted so and neither is van oh [ __ ] ignore everything you've heard john is killed john and he's john just killed bro was he wearing an ugly sweater that's correct all right you said you like that sweater never said that he's lying again you're the one lying my sweater beautiful i was doing the top reactor i was [ __ ] okay whatever dude i heard nogla say who killed him before a muted yeah yeah yeah me too i was trying to do it i'm not gonna say what he said because i'm a good friend and won't throw someone's footage oh we're gonna vote for this sweater guy yeah it was john goodbye sweater boy sorry john can i have your sweater before you float out the space no you can burn in hell even though you are a mother even though you are a murderer i will still always love you all right so i trust delirious because i clearly heard that 4-0 is the other killer just [ __ ] kill him for zero just do it just do it just [ __ ] oh suspicious that was suspicious huh that didn't go as planned how far zero oh god oh god oh god he's chasing me he's chasing me he's chasing me he's chasing me he's chasing me he's chasing me he's chasing me i know it's 4-0 i hear him chasing me [Music] what up smitty why are you scared of me you scared of me anyone [ __ ] die yet where you going [ __ ] where you going it's evan it's evan you've been chasing me for the past 20 minutes he tried to lock the doors on me okay well i heard nogla when he said who it was so i know who it is so i i guess i'll just bro also also how would i kill him if i was with you the whole time anyways me and delirious heard no glove when we were not deafened so it was 4-0 can i ask what the whole act was of me backing up into a corner and shaking my head no no no and you shaking your head yes yes yes i don't know just funny like haha funny or you're gonna [ __ ] kill me funny haha funny anyways i know who it is finals killed i know who it is john just said that because he's the other imposter lying again evan was with me the whole time exactly i only have one solution to this i'm voting myself okay well we lost that why would you do that what the [ __ ] it if we're doing this different thing you can't just say literally the first thing says well scotty [ __ ] killed me we're like well delirious hasn't muted yet yeah look over at the chat evan you scared the [ __ ] i know it was funny it was funny i don't know there's something funny about minecraft characters when they stare at each other and just like crouch [Laughter] i want the person being ejected actually be out there and see all the faces in the window as they float by you [ __ ] puffers your skin supposed to be a blow up doll it's a puffer oh so it's like the same thing it looks like a blow brother you're supposed to [ __ ] in the mouth you got a part of mouth boy let's do the let's do the definite thing is everybody here know about the definite thing yeah definitely definitely definitely do definitely yeah definitely definitely do that definitely do that here we go everybody definitely definitely sorry deafening oh look at that pretty good okay i'm gonna walk into the [ __ ] thing oh my god oh [ __ ] you puffer i gotta go get go go get go oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] my heart is racing that was a close call holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] got to fix the lights good to go gonna do bump up about we're going to do this thing with the [ __ ] fire sticks whatever the [ __ ] that's called this body it's a double kill in nav now the lights went off yeah so double kill and nav when the lights went off tyler went towards lights with vanna's and i got suspicious of violence but the two of them went that way i killed the [ __ ] pig the pigs yeah so i heard all the footsteps um when i went past o2 came back and i feel like john who came back god there's three dead reeks of marcel and scotty they're even sat next to each other look at that oh look at them i don't know what is [ __ ] they could have vented they could have vented them [ __ ] you you guys look like a couple over there i need reassurance i need reassurance that john should vouch for at electrical by by time i think i saw a question sure i have a question who's third willing on that date over there is it uh john or is it wildcat it's me for sure i just want to watch i'm here to watch wait could you do my favorite wildcat could you look up panda and do this i think it's marcelo there you go daddy oh that's why i raged quit last time definitely nothing definitely do definitely definitely and thing dude i almost killed him emergency meeting yeah so we we really shouldn't have voted someone out on seven and i don't know how it happened but you know anthony told you how it was done what's up he skipped i tried skipping away i don't know if marcel was actually a killer or not well i'm gonna be the [ __ ] hero and you'll all [ __ ] accidental hero and listen i think i think just to be safe we vote out what what you killed him it's only fair but i'm not the killer yeah i may have jerked you off but i don't trust you as far as your jizz flung i don't know well it's been a while so it probably went pretty far no because i ran down towards shields because i heard your clunky footsteps towards there to see who it was and john was doing a task in navigation and i clicked onto him i started doing the calls the first left task in navigation sorry so what i'm saying is we've got scotty scotty i feel personally like it's scott wasn't near anyone i voted ladies and gentlemen [ __ ] give us some space twerking i think you actually look at me [ __ ] all right i gotta go kill brian real quick i gotta go kill brian real quick gotta go find brian hello sweater boy i don't know what i'm doing go to the reactor we gotta go i hear people behind me god damn it okay [Music] what the [ __ ] is happening are these guys not doing it [Music] [Music] showed up is one of two and then i think if you unclick it you have to just hold crazy hey what's up guys i just want to give a quick shout out to warpath for sponsoring this video so if you guys are not aware warpath is a game that gives you an authentic world war ii experience with a ton of details and exciting gameplay they give you a historical equipment collection using realistic models to display famous tanks and niche guns with ultra high precision which i'm a huge fan of and the maps are completely immersive designed on real terrain with familiar battlefields and cities so you could re-experience every classic battle as a commander in pve mode and while 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yeah [ __ ] yeah dude press the goddamn button let's go what's next hey what's up puffer what's going on we're gonna turn this way don't got task there yeah dude this is uh commentary what the hell was that dude brock like [ __ ] swatted that thing and didn't even stand there come on let me do the thing yep 4-0 i think 4-0 is safe because he would have killed me and that looked pretty damn good with the timing oh [ __ ] the lights who the [ __ ] died someone oh god oh god oh god marcel marcel marcel's gonna try to kill me marshall's gonna try to kill me i gotta get to the button i gotta get to the button [Music] there's a dead body outside marcel vented he did it he did a [ __ ] magician's trick i was in uh i was in the [ __ ] hours of the trick i was i was in uh electrical nobody was there lights went off and then all of a sudden lights went on and marcel magical where's the timing on these doors bro they open way too [ __ ] fast oh look look he's levitating he's doing his next trick this is how the dinosaurs died all right that's that's some [ __ ] good detective work right there oh god moo was suspicious he was faking garbage and he was just like he was swatting at it it looked really goddamn suspicious all right all right oh dude it's like a strobe light with how much the light's going on and off and on and off where so tyler's dead body was near shields there's like footsteps everywhere so it could be could be puffer yeah so i went forward i went forward towards nav to see if i could find anyone but puffer's dead though we're on seven right now i don't know yeah i don't know the rules on like everyone's saying don't vote on this don't vote on that we obviously don't vote because there's only one imposter left i know who is that the truth too what is that who is the delirious i'm an honest man i'm a boy scout i wouldn't vote mind forget no i didn't say anything i didn't say anything yes you did and now i'm screwed who's your teammate brian terrorizer oh you know the reason why i'm suspicious of moo was because uh he was doing the uh garbage shoot and he just kept like swatting his hand at it but he never stood there that's just brock being a weirdo look at this [ __ ] ass like this [ __ ] ass in the corner stupid ass [ __ ] terminator guy you can hear my footsteps look at this guy's analyzing like he's a goddamn terminator i feel like i saw delirious come out of lower engine vent i feel like i didn't that's where yeah i don't know i just i'm shooting i'm hilarious because there's three there's three accusations on them and i think it's worth the shot oh that's fine i'm done with my test though bye guys it's my first time being in here holy [ __ ] out there out there yeah we're in here how's it feel we're out here i'm being sucked off hey i want to get voted up where's brian at right now right now he's in the electric as i got there wait is it just us three no idea kobe it is so then it's brian i was withdrawn i think we won [Music] so so you know like the garbage chute on the bottom that you did like the first round why were you just no i didn't do it oh what the [ __ ] were you doing then it was the wrong one oh i was like why were you swatting that was suspicious that you gotta admit that looks suspicious you were just swatting at it he was accidentally faking a task he's three penalty [Laughter] like there's no map reloading i thought that's what we were doing but no they have to come in here and manually [ __ ] just break up the hammer and nails and put the [ __ ] back together did they take down the graffiti that marcel did these are wildcat slaves here comes the start button oh yay okay let's fire it up now we're missing ourselves [Music] your thing mister battles right away we're not gonna work [Laughter] [Music] you

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