US Education Has Failed Me

[Music] [Applause] [Music] hey boys we're here doing a hot chicken roulette Jeopardy style so I'm going to ask questions uh you both can just shout out the answer first person to get it right the other person has to eat a piece of chicken from their roulette after you finished all five cups of chicken the next one is the next loser eats the the death cup which is just a terrible terrible piece of chicken what what's on that death cup chicken mat that's the hottest sauuce in the universe and the end um not the end Flatline don't worry okay um so it's it's a little mixture there's two different sauces on this yeah I did a little concoction and then the normal cups are mild hot and Reaper from Dave's Hot Chicken and the reaper slaps so I say we just Dive Right In if you boys are ready I'm ready all right I want a good good clean fight here let's start it off easy who was the shortest serving United States President uh Abraham Lincoln he's the tallest that's bad this is the shortest running right like shortest serving Oh I thought he meant like shortest in stature I was like I don't know I just know ABR all right so just to also clarify it's Taff I know that one that's that's Taft because he died immediately after getting elected he drowned in his bathtub or some [ __ ] okay you you got the info correct and the name incorrect so it's what the [ __ ] is his name is it not Taft no uh I'm just gonna um I think you've both gotten it wrong which means nobody eats we move on um William Henry Harrison cool but my info is he died in his bathtub shortly after it wasn't the bathtub it was he got sick and died 31 days into his term after being elected in 1841 sick bastard all right let's get something you boys might know about video games what zone in WoW come on World of Warcraft is known for its giant mushrooms and Spore Creatures zangar Marsh that is correct that you're actually answered that a lot faster than I expected so [ __ ] up there are things on there made for you too don't you worry how is it I really hope you didn't did it spoil no that's very good you didn't start start with a Reaper no that's good all right that's good yeah they're chicken slaps oh it's building uhoh a little bit but it's not bad what color is the B button on a standard Nintendo 64 Controller red I think it's red I think it's green no green is he is correct wow get ether bro oh God you looked at that and I'm almost positive that's a Reaper I'm just kidding it's halfway in the mouth how hot is your like mild I think you had hot on the first oh oh my God oh my God like I said I expected this to be like when Burger King said their chicken was hot oh my God they're not messing around can uh I need the ice cream ASAP like actually ASAP oh my God I'm I'm scared as [ __ ] now oh wow oh he's drooling that's so much worse than all the other chicken ones they are not playing wa I didn't expect you to get that I thought you were going to get that oh he's crying now I'm scared why did I sign myself up for this [ __ ] I need a napkin oh this got this got real hard real fast whoa maybe we should have ramped up no no I like the random because the next take might be nothing yeah that's true and it might beap there so there's two Reapers and there's insan mod yeah there's two Reapers and then I was not expecting to be even up to but here we are man thank you this game's going downhill fast B video you're not bleeding it goes quick don't worry it's a quick one oh I remember one time I was I was in China in in chungu and like hot pot there is like their specialty with like the San flavor and my fans were like yo drink the drink the hot pot water and I was like [ __ ] it so I did it and my mouth was numb for two days straight my booty hole was not happy with me it was real bad all right I've got these all mixed up that's fine I think it rolled under W it's really that hectic I [ __ ] terrified now what's the name of the king of verac King of Rock oh or like School of Rock no RuneScape it's RuneScape what the [ __ ] is this name it starts with an R I'm just going to go ahead and start oh you got to get this man this is yours no one play pays attention to the storyline in RuneScape answer everybody answered this right that plays out there the king of the rock no it's a place in runscape called Barack it starts with an r and I can't [ __ ] remember you are correct on that I'll I'll give you that hint yeah it's it's it's like roll no it's not Roland that might be Roland Rolo I'm just gonna say Rolo I no they wrong both wrong all right rolled so close all right that was the one I really that was your I really thought Charlie was getting that one I'm going to make sure he's in fighting shape you're both going to know this it's just who answers faster can you hear me yeah all right in Mario Kart oh [ __ ] I'm waiting for Clear mouth the question going to be who picks you up when you fall off the course it's not that it's even easier this power up seeks out the player in first God damn it no keep read no no blue shell yes oh bro I first position did you say first position no he just said seek so they didn't finish it and I was like if it's not red it's probably not green a par that seeks out the player in first position play back the tape I said it this power up seeks out the player in first you you made it seem like it was going to be way too easy I don't even want to let you eat that easiest question well if I let him finish it would have been if it hasn't hit you yet I don't think that's Reaper I also just can't feel anymore to be honest oh boy I'm so sorry no you can get this is it World of Warcraft no Canada produces Maple zup yes oh dog I'm so sorry it was Canada produces 85% of the world's supply of what food item is that reap I think marij wanted too probably actually not that much it's definitely not Reaper but it's very hot we got to take in a Smoothie King after this what product did Nintendo make before video games oh oh Jesus I thought for sure he'd get this one why would I know that they used to be like a you look these little kind effects I mean like little Miniatures no they used to do like medicinal stuff back in the day really what about New Tropics they used to make uh toys I don't know I mean that is correct they were a toy company yeah they absolutely it was playing cards but they were a toy company okay I started looking I'm like Oh Canada obviously is his bias but America cuz not his bias it's definitely really spicy this sh you might have you might just be kind of a strong guy it my tongue hurts so bad it's unbelievable this is pretty this is pretty spicy this I think it should be pretty no that's not going to help it it doesn't help at all you're handling that very well though I feel like I'm done really stupid hot things before but yeah this is if I got this at a restaurant I would be like I'm pissed my my ears are popping okay you got to Reaper in what video game Universe would you find a character named Jill Valentine oh Resident Evil correct I had no all right so definitely Reaper that's definitely man that's how it hit me too laded in the beginning I was like it kind of hurts and then it got real bad yeah I was like oh I'm confident with my spice nope yeah it's brutal he go two for two that's he go back to back Reaper you're you're in a much better mood now this one was tasty there's no way I was like good that was a good one yeah good who I actually feel really laded yeah where's where's this custard at huh it's oh thank God actually I still need it whoa I don't know if I could stand up straight there's this there's this I just can't stand up there's this like there's this tobacco called Doha from like where is it uh I don't know what it's called it's a it's like Middle Eastern essentially and I remember like some of my friends would be like yo try this blah blah and you can't stand you actually man I don't even know what I'm saying anymore did this happen to you yeah it's like a stupid potion when you take a Reaper shot there how many bones are in the human body I should know this cuz I studied kinesiology my degrees well you both have degrees in this proba yeah we're probably [ __ ] this up um yeah exercise physiology I'm going to say like 256 okay no it's 200 I think it's lower than that I know the horses have 205 that was my next question I think it's 240 something I think humans have like 244 or something 206 any I was like surely we have so much more complex [ __ ] in here what 1985 video game begins with a planned departure from Independence Missouri what what do that mean I really can't think that well to be honest I can tell I feel like it would be Judgment Day or something all right so we have Judgment Day I'm just going to go with like a big game from back then et Kirby Oregon Trail oh oh that figurant that is just a dick cam just to be clear looking I'm looking at it um what is the capital city of night born elves I don't even have to look at the answers oh go gold goldshire no I loved the confidence is that where people RP and [ __ ] yeah but that's not a c uh I didn't play this actually I didn't play this I don't think he plays retail I would say like oros maybe no thank God thank god surar oh that yeah okay yeah we we live the fight another day I bet this is Canada sure is what year did Canada become a country a [ __ ] I'm not that Canadian aren't you born and raised there well let's get I'll I'll throw out my answer first wait I'll give you a hint it was before Oregon Trail came out oh that's huge that's huge yeah that's where I was going I'm going to rip like an early 1800s so like an 1824 I think it's like 1856 you're lucky he's wrong what was it 1867 oh my God so CL got relatively close oo this is anybody's game what year was the Xbox 360 release 2006 what there was so much confidence what I'll fact check for you because I know you will although Chelsea ran these all as fact checks did you when did like Halo Halo 3 come out way after I think I can tell you exactly when that came out well tell me and then minus a year from it or add a year to it well Halo 3 came out in 07 075 if it went the other way you had it damn it it was it came out at the very end very end of 05 okay you missed it by a month all right I got another for you we're back in the category of video games in the Saga series Sega series Sonic what is the actual name of the character nicknamed Tails he has a real name I didn't know that if you guys don't get it Chase gets the answer because he's chomping at the the bit back there I feel like tals would allude to having a name called like something with a t yeah it's probably an Trevor oh Trevor is interesting Trevor is incorrect barthol you I'll give you another hint that's not it my stomach is doing a p I'm having a hard time this one's a wash Titus Titus no his name is Miles do you know the last name yep he is 100% correct is that shake good could I try some of that yeah we got you one think think that would help yeah it would absolutely help it's the only reason lactose intoler it won't help I mean [ __ ] I'm we're dying today anyway so oh you're going to eat chicken I'm sorry is it World of Warcraft again it's Canada Canada is made up of how many provinces oh it's four I might get this wrong because it's split up with provinces and territories gotcha I've got a number here and if you say that number you get it I think it's I think it's I know the total's 13 I think it's 10 provinces and three territories is that your final answer that's my final answer it was 10 you are correct I'm [ __ ] sick I thought you grabbed the SAU one dude this is nuts I'm you to make sure not to swallow it this time I'll just let it that isart play around in my mouth for some fun no wrong if he loses the next round oh my God I want to dip Chicken in this oh my God go ahead no no no that sat out for a while it's not hurting nearly as bad well that's good not nearly I mean it hurts a lot more now than the next might not be there but the salmonella is coming through what was the first video game to be played in space I feel it would be like Mario Mario before it really kicks in give me an answer you got this pong a that what about what's the other one no that's P it would probably be P what the [ __ ] yeah I'm going to say Tetris I'm assuming it was Tetris oh for [ __ ] sakes no way now what I will say is I was counting Mario as his answer I don't know I feel like there were multiple answers said there I'm trying to finesse yeah I'm going to scrap that one and from now on I'm going to say we it was Tetris oh my God I'm going to say we lock in one answer here dude I need a new stomach did you swallow it I must have cuz it's really [ __ ] hurting oh no we've entered tier tier stage oh oh I'm ready all right I'm ready you want to point to a card for me yeah yeah top left yes one of the original Pac-Man ghosts Clyde was replaced by which Miss Pac-Man ghost Bonnie wrong that's cute it was not Bonnie clim [Laughter] clim was Sue why is it stuck in my throat I need you to focus up I'm trying to lock in you need to lock in for this one I'm lock in are you ready how many bones are in a horse's body [Music] 205 I right is what did I say yeah is correct okay oh he's so big I'm alive oh you're only one cup behind you can pull this back m you got this power through power through wash it down oh my God my stomach [ __ ] hurts so bad now too what the [ __ ] I love the chicken that good chcken good the crazy thing about their chicken is it somehow stays crispy all the time it's just always crispy you were thinking it was going to sour man what was the first American state [ __ ] I don't know anything about American culture um if New York was the first capital New York City is the first state sorry not hold I know what you're saying you know what I meant incorrect that's crazy he's G psychotic for the win you got I'm GNA say like Washington DC incorrect it's also not a state yeah it's not aate what we don't count that as a state right what's the state I want to make sure what is it what was the answer uh Delaware yeah Del oh don't they have no state tax we're running out of questions has to answer right before the game if the game ends we just both have to do it the exact same time okay okay this is one that I would get which is nice what is the tiny piece at the end of a shoelace called but you knew this prior absolutely I feel like you guys knew this right okay cool yeah I didn't I actually never watched phen and furb it shows you know what I'll give you guys can I give the first letter yeah it's an A W it ruled out what I was going to say oh it helped him he's cooking oh yeah yeah yeah that's the oh I know the anatomy this this is the uh a fringe I just said it start with a a fringe oh a fringe I see is that your final answer I don't how am I supposed to [ __ ] know I don't know if you don't know it you don't know it know it I don't know h a point it's an aglet a Jesus yep all right got that we only got four more boys step it the [ __ ] up who was the shortest president in height the shortest president I'll tell you US president right US president he was 5 feet 4 Ines they had to be one of the early founding fathers because we've only gotten taller over the years I think so I'd guess like hit hit him with that the presidental song Adams Jefferson Madison Monroe under these men our country will grow except Madison never grew he was super short you are correct oh yeah I I had no idea holy [ __ ] wait we're on death cup around now oh my God that was nice there's nothing shut the lights off right I'm going here then there then there oh you've shown us your plan of attack yep how many bones oh my I'm so tired of these are in a shark's body if you know you know 160 and more to see I feel like due to the anatomy of his b like their bodies they have a lot of blubber so um I'm going to say like 17 17 you were closer it's zero [ __ ] they have cartilage all right and then I think I said I'm going here that's what you said all right I think one of you will get this I don't know which one I'm so nervous but I know that you will get this that's the thing so bad you've got to get it here or he wins I'm in I'm in I'm here what is thought to be the first video game created back in 1958 becoming popular in the 1970s oh it's that's pong said before him you said it first I said I said P before him I did not hear him say that that's [ __ ] up run it back it is p yeah roll the tape let's see becoming popular in the 19 7s oh it's that's pong now here's Here's my thought you know you're a you're a nice guy I'll I'll deal with him you both got the answer right we did eat so magically both eat cuz I know here you want me to how about this read it if he gets this answer because it's probably Stormwind City or some [ __ ] it's not that would have been crazy if the right answer but yeah just yeah I don't there's a chance Charlie just doesn't know this so Charlie should just get to answer oh yeah don't answer this CU you will what is the name of the elemental Fire Lord in World of Warcraft oh he's in Hearthstone uh holy [ __ ] I I might know this I don't know there's no way I'm going to remember back to Hearthstone I'm just going to go like Ragnar that was so close that was really close it something like that right close yeah all right let's do it together Ragnar Ragnar you got everything except the last two letters you needed an O and an Sagar o I [ __ ] had that too I I remembered him in Hearthstone cuz I used to play him a little bit hey boys great game sure there was Ice there was a little bit of so how like how much hotter do you think this is like no this is like fourx what unless for some reason it's gotten better by sitting here it will [ __ ] you up all right well cheers cheers you were both great Sports red it got a lot less hot because it's s 100% well let it maybe it maybe it'll kick in you got to activate it by chewing is it getting hot it just went straight to the back of my throat just is sitting there this is upsetting I hate when this happens oh doesn't feel good but it's not as bad yeah the the other one was definitely a lot spicier but this is like oh never mind this is [ __ ] me up right now you want me to make you another one one nope yo this sh is so [ __ ] hot there's paper towels here got water part of my language boy you can say whatever you want oh oh was like biting my tongue mhm I struggled a lot more with the the uh Dave's Hot Reaper your training is paid off your body knows the sauce now yeah it's like this is actually wild it's like how ninjas used to like slowly dose themselves with poison to become immune that's what I did for this sauce ninj low taper fade oh my God this is absurd it it did unfortunately fall to my throat so that's really hurting a lot right now you're crying now yeah now it hurt this is definitely colder way colder it's helping H way colder thank you oh my lordy the the host of this show really killed it I feel like really just ran it the right way cheated a little bit and I almost threw man that [ __ ] was an easy clap in the first like four yeah I got some rocks up here I need to move that's on me there's nothing as you recoil in pain hey my work here is done see you holy [ __ ] balls how are you holding up my mouth really just feels like I put like a 500 like Warheads in my mouth yeah it sucks I'm in the kitchen right now you can't answer me you piece of chicken no never oh I feel like you do so I'm just going to bring you one I've heard the word before when you're making like merch it's still like an egglet on the yeah so how hot does what's his name get uh the hot ones theirs is actually really weak really yeah we just did their new lineup it was not bad at all oh that's cringe I'm going crazy Che it out did you just put that in the ice cream no nice man I've had much [ __ ] ice cream my stomach hurts yeah [ __ ] things are going to be difficult all right it's it's almost gone this is unbelievable though I know right wow what I want to talk to the cows cuz they're doing something crazy no those cows are magic they must be happy well that was good thanks for joining me dude thank you for having me man look at that yeah we went to war together Michelin star try the best 50 restaurants in Tampa I

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