All right. We're checking out the only game where every minute that goes
by, I end up paying more money. It's GTA. So one of my board creators Alex
otherwise known as the Lord of GTA Darkness,
has finally completed his driver's test. And now he wants me to take driver's
tests with a $1, $10, $100 and $1,000 car that him and Danny have made along
with the driving test challenges. Let's do this. Welcome
to the very first vehicle that I get on this challenge.
The license plate says broke. I don't actually know... What is... Oh!
Oh, I have to land this?!? Okay. I know. When I started it,
it said, like, you have to do a reverse parking job. I feel weird doing the challenge because
every time I actually complete something, I end up having to pay Alex and Danny
more money to get to the next challenge. But I guess whatever. Alex is using the
money to eventually buy a car because he just completed
his driver's test. Got it! Sooo..... Oh!
Oh God!!!! I did not brake in time. Alex has also assured me
that the final level on this, the $1,000 Oh God.... The $1,000 driving test level at the end with like their most expensive, impressive
supercar is the hardest wall ride. He said, I will ever try. So it's actually even-
...I'm a little bit off to the side. It's actually even worse
than the other wall rides he's made. All right. So I have to keep it
right on this line in the middle. I am going way off the line.
I am completely off the line. If I try and bring it,
bring it back to the center. Yeah, it goes too far
off to the other side. All right. I need to line this up first time. I can totally get this. Well, also, what is this car running on?
Like, normal cars have horsepower. Is this like gerbil power or something?
Like 200 gerbil power? which I don't even know, like, oh,
this looks good right there. Okay, don't- Don't do it Gray.
Don't do it. And. ....aaaaaaaaaaaand And. Wait, wait, stop. HEYYY!!! All right! First challenge completed
in the next month. Okay, so this is the $10 car. This one's by Danny. Now, Danny hasn't act- I don't think he's old enough to drive,
so I'm not sure he knows what's on the driving test. He says
this has to be a- *record scratch* ...what is this? What do I just not have to hit anyone
at the crosswalk? I mean, okay, that's fine. He said it's a 360 degree turn challenge. I don't think that's part
of getting your driver's license. Okay. So there's the checkpoint. A 360 degree turn is a donut.
That's all it is. It's just a full circle. I don't- Okay. So this stops you. Oh, there's like a little. Oh, it's timed. Hold on, I think I know what I'm supposed to do. Okay, this is awful, but I think you're
supposed to. Vin Diesel this. So what you have to do watch
this is swing the back end out. I'm sorry. Okay. And then you have to go backwards and then you have to turn back around
and then get through the checkpoint. Okay, so I have to
Tokyo drift through there. So the other issue is,
is that the red platform that I drift onto is only there for a short time. Why do the pedestrians keep moving around?!? So, Danny, I have a question. If I hit the pedestrians, but I still get
to the checkpoint, does that count? Like, do I pass my driving test? Just close your eyes. Great. If you don't look, it can't hurt you. Okay. I heard the sound of screaming. That's the problem. Even if I can't see me
slaying a human being, I can hear their their agony
kind of traction. I can hear their their agony
kind of traction. So I have to stay off to one side
and then we're going to weave. Oh, that was okay. I never thought it would be so difficult
to try and not hit the two spare pins while bowling. Oh!!!
Okay, I got- Nononononono-
*sobbing* I finally didn't murder someone! What's in the backseat?
Like, a case of beer? I'm not going to lie. At first, I thought the thing that was in
the backseat was like a giant case of Philadelphia cream cheese,
which would also be fine. Besides the beer. Sorry, man. Well,
he went on his feet, so he might. Yes, he's fine. It counts, right? Still fine. Okay. No death. No death. Right side, left side. Turn it. Yeah, I hit. I hit him twice. All right, get ready to dodge, lady. You did not dodge. You know, it'd be nicer to pedestrians
helped a brother out a little bit and, like, try to actually move. Perfect. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. It's happening is happening. It's happening, it's happening.
I got it!!! Yes!!!! We're onto the $100 board. This is what I think of the last car
for the $10 board get wrecked. Boop. Boop! So this one is parallel parking by Alex. And he says that
just like in his driving test, you have to parallel
park, but instead of cars- WHOOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!!! you have to parallel park around
explosive barrels. Also real quick.
This is an amazing car for like $100. I mean, if I if I could actually have this in real life
for that kind of money, I have to. Wow. That's that's a tough thing
to make to make the jump on. Okay. So in order to make it all the way to the end,
I can't even touch this wall. It jump and. Oh, this looks good. Oh, yeah. Got it. NOOOOOOO!!!!! Oh, wow. I mean, I still have
a little bit of forward momentum. How am I not supposed to die there? The power of the yeetus compels you. Okay, here's what we're going to do. Well, first, we actually have to get
enough distance. So the plan is, while we're spinning, I'm
going to start putting it in reverse. And hopefully I can keep us
from, like, tilting forward here. There is not a lot of space, man. If you just even look
at those barrels wrong, they explode. I'm not going to lie. Driving tests have gotten a lot harder
than since I was a kid. Let this happen. Let this happen. Okay. I got. I got good distance. Flat landing. No. *angelic choir* Oh. How did that not blow up real quick? Oh. How did that not blow up real quick? Just in case you wouldn't count that one, because I actually touch
the barrels. Boom. That is as good as you could possibly
get the parallel parking on to the next board. This is it. This is it. This is the final challenge
with the $1,000 supercar. It's a gigantic wall, right,
as you can see, with tons of obstacles. And like, it's already stupid. But on top of that,
I have to do this with the Cadillacs much. I'm starting this
and it's raining vehicles right now. I am doing the wall ride
while it is raining vehicles. Now to be- to be fair, none of the
vehicles have actually rained -there we go. Oh, never mind! They're getting kinda close! I'm going to say
none of them have actually rained on me. What is this supposed to be? So this is a wall, ride? Oh, okay. I actually had to come out the left side, grab that wall,
go around to the left. Got it. Okay. And now I'm on very low gravity,
so I can't actually get any I can't get any grip on. Oh, my God. Doing this is awful. I've got kickflip and low gravity. The low gravity is- *pop* What am I supposed to win
if you take the vehicle away? Okay, I've got, like, what is that? 10 seconds left before
something stupid happens. So I need to see
if I can get as far as I can and just hope that whatever chaos item
I get, is it as bad as it could be? So up to the top. Roll it over. I'm trying to do this with 0.2 game
speed, and it makes me wish I was dead. Oh, wow. What happened? What happened? You turn. Oh, it turned me around,
like, 180 degrees. All right. There
we go. That's a good grab. And I think I'm dealing with
Extreme GrieferJesus, but I'm not really sure. I don't know if he's around or. This is the weirdest way I think
I've ever started a wall ride. I've got airstrikes, witness protection to time's effect, OH MY GOD!!! Not the GTA 2-
*cries of anguish* This is literally my nightmare right now. I am now upside down. Whoa!!!
Random tire popping?!? How is anyone supposed to complete
a wall ride like this? Because you could get all the way
to the end and just get a stupid set- Oh God, speed boost-
Oh, I made it. Okay, this is good.
I can actually make this work. I can make this work.
Hold on. I was going to say
you could get all the way to the end and then get, like,
a really stupid option. Okay. Roll up from perfect. Oh! New personal best!
New personal best. Okay. Oh, yeah, this is happening. This is working. Okay. What do you do now? Uhhhhhh...
wall flip transfer. Got it. Perfect. It's really sad that I've done so many- NOOOOO!!!! NONONONONO!!!!
*weeping* No. Back to the beginning. Okay. Here's what we're going to do. Land it. Keep that speed. Vehicle engine speed?
Oh, God, I- I think it's fine. I think it's fine. I think we can still do this. It's just a matter on I. I don't have the speed to make that jump
if it's 0.5.... Kill meeeee!!!!! 2x vehicle engine speed is pretty good. I literally don't know if I've ever
had a whale rain in the chaos mod yet. I'm so fast, though, that the whales
can't catch up to me. That's what happens
when you don't have enough evolution, whales! Roll credits?
Roll credits??? NOOOO!!!!. Eventually the credits
go to full black screen. No, no. NO!
NOOO!!! Oh, I'm losing the ability to see. This is a really thin wall ride. Oh, my God. What is that? It took the car away! Okay. The credits are over. We have an airstrike coming. But honestly, the sad part
is, is that the airstrike is probably one of the easiest things
for me to deal with. I am glad to see an airstrike. I am glad to see
an airstrike. At this point. I don't even care about airstrikes
because it can't hit me. Or at least it hasn't hit me.
There we go. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.
Okay. So now it goes to. The earthquake, like, I'm not on the earth. It shouldn't be quaking. How long is this wall ride? Nothing quite like 0.2 game speed Four tires are completely popped. and those are making this
entirely impossible to do. All right. I'm being protected
by the FBI, which is great, because I deal with a lot of
torture from Alex right now. One problem is the FBI makes it
a little bit hard for my eyes to focus on where the road is exactly,
but it should be fine. Oh, no, we got point five engine speed. I'm still okay, though.
This is still working. Maybe the FBI is making me go
faster than normal. I'm really not sure. God, this is the one that's really-
yeah, at 0.5 engine speed with that tiny little wall ride. It's impossible.
Slippery vehicles on the wall ride? You know, I'm going to go
as far as I can with this. This seems like it seems like cheating,
like I shouldn't even be allowed to complete this,
but I'm going to give it my best. The sad part is I'm doing pretty well-
Never mind..... At this point, death is a blessing. I've got fireworks, but. They don't really seem to
be doing very much other than, you know, make the area kind of look cool while I'm attempting to do this
ridiculously long and stupid wall ride Yeetus.
Good landing. *shouting incoherently* Beautiful save. Drought? Oh, that's fine. Okay. Fireworks and drought. I can pretty, pretty much
always get to this point. It's just a matter of whether or not
I get something really shady to kind of, like, knock me off of this area.
This is looking good. Point five, game speed. Oh, that's fine. For a second I thought it was point- *groaning* 0.5 engine speed,
which would have been a death sentence. But point five game speed right now
is actually pretty awesome. Part of the issue here, though, is
I'm not used to having this much time to react, so I'm going to go a little bit
off to the top build up. Oh, Beautiful! Five wanted stars. Totally fine. Okay, just kind of weave a little bit in this. So now it is a...
What is this? Down... Oh, okay. This is fine. Hold
on. This is fine. So down into a catchable wall ride- okay. It's just really thin. That's fine. This is okay. This is okay. My thumbs are starting to cramp,
but everything's fine. And around the corner, more fireworks. We're going to have another item
now. Okay. we have whale rain- We're going to have another item
now. Okay. we have whale rain- You really have a wet. Ah, yes. Well, I'm going go ahead and drown
in my stupid car now. Anyway, folks, hope
you enjoy this episode of GTA Until the next time:
Stay foxy and much love.
