Undertale 2 is a trip (my first Deltarune experience)

i'm a salesman i was never getting for the money no this is terrifying hey hey sans what up my my boys the following video is a series of highlights from my first blind playthrough of deltarune honestly i was kind of shocked i didn't make a video out of this footage given that i've already made deltarune based content before but hey better late than never i guess just for context i played both chapter 1 and chapter 2 the day that they were released this means that there was not any sort of content out there for these chapters before i started playing them it's a completely blind playthrough i had no idea what i was in for for these chapters and also that my footage from chapter one was recorded in 2018 back when i was still in college and using a garbage duty butter mic setup so i apologize if the audio quality is a little bit jank at times don't worry it gets better throughout the video just trust me anyway as mario would say uh let's go [Music] now that i actually got the game to work i'm i can't wait to [ __ ] play is this character customization uh i'm [ __ ] down yeah i'm pretty sure that there is no difference here how do you feel about your creation i'm pretty disgusting look at this [ __ ] look at this disgusting [ __ ] name your vessel look at me in the eyes right now and tell me that this is what you want we called it gamer your name is jeff my god we're a goth it's a beautiful day outside the birds are chirping children are playing on days like these kids like you should be playing fortnite i hope it stays this way when asriel visits next week what is happening right now [Music] what is this when does this take place what i feel like this is like an alternate universe because this this is very different than the undertale that i know oh it's [ __ ] adorable okay bye your unique skill set might help a lot in this assignment no i i actually want to get an a wow that guy is a [ __ ] dick i love him hi suzy who's this barney the dinosaur looking [ __ ] and then they died you know i've always wanted to be blue it might not be oh what was that spooky boy i don't appreciate oh that was a spooky boy oh what the [ __ ] oh oh my god run chris holy [ __ ] run [ __ ] the heroes are already running away oh my god this is the legitimate rpg what you make my feelings do wheelies oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my god it's fozzie bear hello everyone i'm rousey ralph rap ra rousey rousseau uh i'm gonna call you ralph let's try our best all right okay i i will mr mr ralph [Music] um that was a little bit ominous i i don't know about ralph anymore what is this ms paint character portrait on the bottom left we don't need xp just encountering your smile is a reward enough oh you that is that is adorable i thought you were running away yeah i finished yep no he's my favorite character hey little guy i really like the axe in your face oh my god you're going to be thrashed merry christmas man these guys are mad depressed jig sorry oh my god jake story ah [ __ ] this is going to be this is going to hurt my head knock knock take our time god god damn it [ __ ] god damn it salty is a stupid [ __ ] salty is a stupid [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] gun it's bowsette oh my god that thing did not need realistic legs it crushes people to death i think what the [ __ ] is this thing how i want to kill it oh we gotta spare this thing quickly bow to it okay we're bowing you bowed it bowed back its crown loosened a little jesus christ susie why did it it just got some milk back the crown listened oh thank god well if it isn't the so-called heroes are you finally ready to see what happens when you try to act sauce create a machine to thrash your own ass presented by lancer industries which was just made up right now oh my god duck duck tank this is your machine is that okay yes yes please duck tank this will be tough but let's try our best oh my dear lord it says tuna oh you think that's bad just wait and see what happens when it starts your design sucked so we blew it up oh i love lancer on his stupid tricycle that's great lancer joins the team okay um let me elaborate for you you see what i mean thousand fools [Music] what i'm reckless cards your greatest adversary now prepare thou self for the strongest puzzle of lost life toils [Music] gods damn it okay um so this guy is amazing behold my ultimate puzzle how about you [Music] now now let the games begin oh my god i'm digging this battle arena shall we play the ring around oh no i don't like this next attack weekend jevel became more tired let's make the the devil snipe the devil's knife oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] how am i doing this [ __ ] please are you kidding me [ __ ] this carousel jesus [ __ ] christ jesus christ hip hip let's write that no not the carousel damn it damn it damn [ __ ] [ __ ] why am i doing the secret boss i i want to i want to die oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] you okay you don't have to beat him salty it's okay dude no i feel like i'm being patronized by this jester [ __ ] i'm gonna try one more time nope don't got it oh no everything's horrible all right we're moving on i might come back to this at some point what will it be lightness dab on him susie dab on him dab on him super hard who the hell do you think you are to my people i am a hero to you oh my god i'm the bad guy it's thick lancer oh my god oh whoa this is cool i mean i'm getting my ass kicked my body is getting weak oh don't say another word no no don't no no no you should be all healed up how do you feel let's see no i knew it i knew it never better you honestly think you have any way to convince me not to kill you nah but they might lancer everyone i told everyone you were fighting the lightners everyone remembered how kind they were they decided they'd rather have a king that accepts them fools i'll kill you i'll kill all of you yikes i think someone needs a little timeout go to your room dad oh my god lancer you are indeed the best undertale character of all time oh i'm sorry oh my god that that's an asriel right there yo same as [ __ ] what is happening right now jesus christ there's so much going on okay how why i need to go sans what's up friends we just moved here so i hardly know anyone my mom your mother huh too late i already befriended your mom last night [Music] say it's undertale did you [ __ ] my mom yep those are your hands oh my god no we just had such a wholesome ending stop i did the pacifist run oh [ __ ] you this has to be episodic nothing mattered to me continue to chapter two i need it now give it to me now [Music] i'm so [ __ ] hyped is that a a knife oh it's picking up right where we left off no chris did you eat all of the pie a two-year cliffhanger and they bring it back and they're just like oh you thought chris was gonna kill people nah [ __ ] hungry af hold up i'm eating salad you know like this video if you like eating salad i gotta say rousey is uh it's kind of like sus you know what i mean i made rooms for you in the castle rooms so you can stay here whatever you want is this [ __ ] gonna coraline us is this what this is this is terrifying i know it's supposed to be cute and [ __ ] but it's like this is sauce as [ __ ] hey everyone welcome to game theory rousey is sus that's my theory what the [ __ ] okay so starting to get where this game is going there's the normal world and then there's the dark world whoa whoa hold up poor cable management oh shut up chat wait get out of here before it's too late noel oh my god who the hell are you i am known as serial number q5u4e but you foolish children may call me no queen close enough she's such a bad [ __ ] though she is such a bad [ __ ] though i [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of that robot man i'm not even [Music] what is happening [Music] and he's gone yo they got an arcade cabinet power beast form ass move your arms and i'll move them with you let's go dude rousey's [ __ ] dead commence virtual combat what is this is this punch it's punch out yo this is really cool this is so cool please select your choice perish in the chill of absolute destruction or flourish under the warm bosom of my hella shrek oh well bosom it means titty [Laughter] oh i love these guys kk are we players i'm a cd player [Music] wait they're getting away play some battle music okay this is not battle music i just realized that that rousey's doing a charlie brown dance are they all doing charlie brown dances okay this isn't working bring in the next guy oh my god birdly you asked birdly to be on your team i did not ask him i did not ask him i did not ask him that's lord burnley to you simpleton dude i love birdley so much his whole vibe is like he's insane so it has come to this in order to find our teams we must form an uneasy truce queen my splendid queen where are you oh no don't let him find me oh first battle with noel what's going on what are we doing oh boy is this your first time in a battle uh well um yes oh boy you and racoon explain how battles work to noel milf punch out let's go just you and me having a good time no one else to get in the way okay the statue has crocs queen i've been looking everywhere to show you this there is cool statues i did not know you had nipples [Music] i will soon in our ideal world [Music] bro what ah chris stuck in this puzzle i see no i'm not poor sweet noel where could she be now i can't read this while i'm also doing the puzzle i'm a maestro of emotion dude i can't i can't read your dialogue right now [ __ ] off but still oh my god dude shut up she's my friend what how did you i really hope you get to [ __ ] kill birdly i mean i'm sure i probably could have killed burglary at any point stop everything chris get the banana potassium i was in such a panic that i said potassium like potassium [Music] what [Music] hey every it's me everybody's favorite nut number one rated salesman 1997. spence spamton g spamton hey hey hey looks like you're all alone on a late night why be the little sponge who hates it it's just 4.99 life when you can be a big shot big shot big shot that's right now is your chance to be a big shot and i have just the thing you need that's you want it you want it it's yours my friend all you have to do is show me your heart-shaped object you've got the light why don't you show it off don't you want to be a big shot i love this guy spamton meet local singles straight from my no local singles yum yum i need a little more generosity i'm not giving you [ __ ] that's right and i don't mean honey i'm a salesman i was never in for the money congratulations you are the 100th visitor click here to i'm having a great time voicing this guy i'm not gonna lie take the deal you little sponge sponge price is so low everyone i know is dead uh don't don't watch you don't have enough wacky stacks kid you're killing me get big and win wild prizes wonky slash will you take the final deal remember this is up to you i will force you no deal wrong no deal wrong no deal wrong no deal wrong no deal wrong okay fine then a deal's a deal pleasure doing business with you kid you what what happened what was this fight and don't forget to like and subscribe for more hyperlink block [Laughter] chris stop the car what what's wrong with it [Music] ew i was just concerned because it hadn't exploded yet use this means mixtape was thrown into your key items hey thanks for the tape i was hungry push my tummy to hear a cool song [Music] lancer never change dude check this out hey good thing i calibrated those cages you you said i could trust you you said you were a gamer birdly i only play mobile games go to your rooms what are you going to do with me i literally don't know [Music] yo that's the mario no that's the mario noise quick we gotta think of some way to get out anything you smuggled in that might help us is it lancer it's [ __ ] lancer missed me i was simply relaxing in chris's spacious pants hole request new item for room that sounds good i request shovel quantity let's say 999. oh it worked let's go blue person whose name i know thank you lancer absolute chad what lancer is what no no no no no no no okay lancer let's go head of the table buddy what how he seems to be well taken care of behold you worms the reality power of rules god god i was gonna say when why was he gonna turn to stone damn it there's probably a secret boss that i missed what you want to go in by yourself whatever do what you want holy [ __ ] it's spamton mansion basement find it chris used the key gen oh [ __ ] the basement whoa oh my god oh my god oh no no no no oh my god please no more thank you jesus five health left there's something shining inside of an old machine take it the empty disc was added to your key item now spamton could be a big show what's happening come on susie get my blasters back oh look at me i'm a big dream of homework come on whoa dude you pretty as [ __ ] look at those eyes alright here i go begin the transfer what is happening loaded disc a strange disc you can feel it smiling in your hand that's gross insert the loaded disc you put the disc into the broken down mechanism it's totally gonna jump jump scary there it is is that spanton holy congenero do i feel good here i am chris what are these strings why am i not big enough i'm still dark so dark brick bricks that's right you i need you i just need that little soul you have thank you susie i'm assuming that's susie yes thank you chris the hell was that weirdo today the whole family can take a little ride around town up battle time oh whole day here we go mechanics it's time to make a very special deal everybody keeps saying mettaton but i don't know if it's mettaton spam to neo okay what what are you serious it's for you hippis look at my eyes look at my nose look in my mouth oh god his nose eyes and mouth that's it i don't want to be a big shot anymore don't you want to be a big shot oh god whoa oh my god please don't die you guys got this you guys got this come on here we go snap wait the presses chris you you're gifting me my freedom i understand now the greatest deal of all friendship here i go watch me why mama what the [ __ ] derek you you killed a man i did nothing of this sort there she is oh yeah i forgot baddie alert wait kim oh god it's the [ __ ] chalice [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] chalice why oh no what that guys yep she has a mech there it is there it is chris suzy behold the ultimate group project with a splitted face whatever this thing it is oh my god anime is real finally a worthy opponent is this punch out oh my god it's punch out it's it's punch out this is so cool i never thought that i would love up like a punch out fight with rpg mechanics bro just let me karate chop you and you can have as many skateboards as you want what what are you looking for something nothing bye i want to see sans where's sans trying to [ __ ] my mom sans now it sounds as though you're egging me on egg on rag off i expect a lot from you well i am exceptional he and don't forget me your ex-husband [Applause] what's happening oh there we go chris what they're baking all right where the hell is chris toriel the pie is nearly done bro what are you doing wait is chris the knight and i have control again okay so i think my theory is right maybe not the night thing but the heart means control oh god what what's happening um no no chris is the knight chris is the [ __ ] knight chris is legit the knight also he vapes dude that was sick [Music] you

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Keywords: deltarune chapter 2, toby fox, lets play, deltarune, undertale, highlights, deltarune chapter 1, deltarune gameplay, deltarune undertale, first reaction, reaction

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Length: 29min 16sec (1756 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 16 2022