Cursed Comments that should not exist - V1

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to a bank exchange that five bucks with pennies and put that money in a sock and assault someone with it to go to jail you can survive a week with only five bucks if you got a big d how you tuck that into your pants like that guy holding the biggest d record i'm just like how by folding it's a perfect watermelon eat it what the f asked her chick if i washed my d would you hum what the f no me you dirty [ __ ] she laughed so much she eventually me offers a gesture of appreciation of the joke my sister is weird she's only a half sister lost her legs in vietnam shiaty escalators there escalated too quickly my neighbor won't let his kids walk to school because there's been cougar sightings in the area doesn't believe is a big enough deal to get vaccinated for so he won't but one cougar-related death every 20 years is a threat to take serious are they the seductive empty kind of cougar or the human kind give me your worst pick-up line are you a hot car in july cause i want to put a baby in you female priest was arrested for doing to males telling them she's gonna take their demons out finally a religion that doesn't suck or does tell me your scariest fact and i'll make it unscary the brazilian wandering spider gives you a four hour long painful and can also kill you at least you die hard [Music] what item is this wrong answers only grandpa just basking in appreciating this beer drawn by someone who has clearly only ever drawn but heavy you see a nuclear bomb in the sky coming real fast what you do run under it and present my gaping ultra nuclear daddy this is why god has left us bulbasaur thinks you look great today does bulbasaur mean right now because if so stop watching me on the toilet bulbasaur tell me your favorite category i'll tell you your favorite furry i'm scared of you [Music] the last thing you searched on google is what kills you how do you die duolingo i knew it complete the lesson and you won't be eliminated report finds 216 000 children were victims of french clergy since 1950 holy f if a woman is cuddling with a guy or sitting in his lap can she feel whether he has an action opie is definitely more santa pick a choo choo train choo choo train it's a choo choo train pikachu train choo choo where's it going straight to hell i promise i will be back one day i will take you out of here mommy of course you will my little hero nom nom bacon that's cute feet dudes are losing their minds no we are not our minds aren't as detachable as her feet [Music] where is your tail front she nailed the voice tone sounded like lana rhodes all the way who's that i'm gonna search her up holy effing she i just used all over my goldfish i'm crying and throwing up he's so cute that cat if you're zodiac how do you use the toilet omg something just touched my foot you do an 8 then you do a backflip these are the rules extra points if your she still hits the toilet during the flip 360 no scope what are you doing step soldier when you can't reach that d pitch so you enlist your buddy's help oh my god my roomie bought this knock off garfield's plush off amazon and it came like i'm the lasagna john how do you gatekeep luggage because real men carry their stuff and their foreskins without needing to use puny backpacks if i get 1 000 likes i have my aunt give him 1000 dislikes and he will let his uncle if removing something from your life makes you happy go for it i would have to remove too much and i would go to jail give me your worst pickup line can i sleep in your bed i have she in mine [Music] i don't know why people use lotion to ma hate and at this point i'm too afraid to ask i use thermal paste so my hand and peen exchange heat at an efficient rate i can also do role players the silver surfer [Music] the dead outnumber the living 15 to one sir if ghosts are real there's a chance they watched you masting jokes on them i'm into that she i sometimes bait in the dark looking at her corner and saying this one's for you this pumpkin i saw at the patch today unzips pants don't do it don't listen to him he's crazy stick your d in the pumpkin so someone pulled out his brand started flopping around can you look into this and what are your policies on this this concerns us please send us a dm with more info no i'm planning on doing it so i was seeing how forgiving you are on the matter your battery percentages are centimeters of your penis charge your peakness please where you i plug it in i want to learn to run like that so i can put on a black bodysuit with glowing green eyes then run full sprinter children on halloween that is something i'm waiting to see [Music] pro tip massage her hips while eating her out it relaxes her pelvis and she will have a crazy i did this and she she herself [Music] go ahead pick it up okay is it a human one of those red rocket things my favorite pumpkin from the local patch pump for lou when you harvest it it harvests your soul how to last longer in bed instead of aiming at lasting longer yourself aim at making her last less that's why i keep a hammer in my nightstand he just take 15 seconds from fifth floor to ground floor so impressive my friend did it in less than two seconds from even higher we all miss him in case you anna get in a hard spot in battle that's ingenious imagine getting sliced in half because you were distracted by your opponent shlong she [Music] you're lost in the middle of the swamps and see this what you do prepare my [Music] damn king foo panda got them both i finally made out with my boyfriend y'all woo it was incredible 10 out of 10. update y'all we broke up lol how do you make out and break up with your boyfriend in the short span of nine hours post clarity ah yes censored little cat [Music] soldier gets deployed his wife a week later but why did she wait for a week is waiting for the confirmed kill message no d in the library only in library has a warn sign but can they do it in the classroom ayo cobra august 13 year old me thought this cleaned my shoes weight it doesn't it's literally to keep feet away for safety purposes but yeah it doesn't seem very thought through a razor blade would probably work better what is a statistic that can be alarming or scary nine out of ten participants in what's the worst thing you have ever debated to a screwdriver at my work what's an obscure item that you could easily kill someone with you could beat someone to death with a horse is added for a horse or a horse i remember when i was younger i used to love alien x so i wanted to watch some videos about him and googled haley and x those and then my childhood was shattered into a million pieces [Music] squid game creator juan danyuk wrote the show in 2009 but was rejected by studios for 10 years he once had to stop writing the script plus sell his 675 laptop due to money struggles today it's number one in 90 countries plus set to become the most watched show in netflix history maybe he pitched it as a game show at first gordon ramsay one day i'll find that lamb source you will never find me gordon i was looking at bentena magistena that's so messed up gwen cheated on grandpa wait what would you be able to beat magnus carlsen with these advantages he plays with one knight or one bishop odds or you choose you play with 15 minutes he has one minute he plays blindfolded all three combined if he was blindfolded i could easily beat him with a chair [Music] blueprints of the atomic bomb with handwritten explanation probably wondering who it's old to i got 2 000 [Music] his armpit smell so good that his belly wants to sniff them when your shampoo says repairs damage but you're still broken on the inside ever tried drinking it i have tried it and it indeed fixed damage parents of fat kids why did you let your kids get so fat mobile emergency food supply for me in case of apocalypse what will you miss for the rest of your life my dad hope he finds those cigarettes someday i have got some good news for you sometimes i put sugar in my hole so ants will crawl up in there and bite the itchy part how do you delete a tweet when she says she's about to but you hear the ice cream truck on your block she the ice cream guy comes winners all around thousands of people have probably had in that hotel's bed you slept in the tv controller is worse to think about all those wonky hands turning over straight away oh explains the taste of all my hotel room remotes i'm confused and also scared baby steps frick everyone fighting about lgbtq plus versus straight people me a human is a human they all taste the same in the end is a line of coke similar to a really strong cup of coffee i don't know i never done coffee stranded in an island with four beautiful women what's your first course of action for survival start milking them and make cheese obviously 12 year old me seeing a white fluid coming out of my pp how do you think spiderman got wet fluid donations from uncle ben with great power great responsibility a colt 38 revolver 1938 that automatically takes a photo each time the guns trigger pulled cops need to have those people who smoke eat why people who wipe their why so i can taste what i ate a second time what causes a person to be constantly horn being married to my wife this guy's wife when you're telling your grandparents about your job and they have no clue what you're talking about but they are supportive yes grand gran i grow these mushrooms in the backyard and get paid by youngsters almost every night johnny kim aged 37 changed his career three times and has achieved becoming a navy seal trained harvard doctor and nasa astronaut johnny sins did the same but no one speaks of him bookcase converts to coffin when needed great present for grandma red pill equals you restart your life at the age of 10 with all the knowledge you have now blooper equals you jump to 45 years old with 50 million dollars in the bank don't think i could swallow that it's a suppository [Music] for weeks no heroin no new record if your dealers was black i hope you relapse support black business [Music] tiger's got a bounce if he wants to taste that honey please receive christ who's receiving a lot more than christ you get the thing you comment but the first reply gets to ruin it what would it be bringing home a poor little foster puppy who falls asleep sighing contentedly on the back seat and the puppy never wakes up let's make this clear my friends what's your type don't give a [ __ ] as long as they have a pulse even that's optional zuck spilled champagne on the server again engine oil lizard man sometimes i wish i was illiterate the most base human desire is just to do stuff with strings weaving cooking spaghetti quantum physics embroidery unleashing your shoes to go on a run a lot of instruments knitting rope lung cancer is now the most common form of her in hong kong it was all that tear gas if was a furry well we would all still hate him but damn he would look hot raid my setup damn where did you get the razor gaining child was an ultra rare draw after defeating my wife dieting was not working so well for my weight loss so i decided to break up instead i have heard that getting punched in your stomach works really well for weight loss only if you're pregnant i'm your worst nightmare no my worst nightmare is purple colored i mean it would be weird as if color changes from green to purple suddenly one day his d has fire aspect too fun fact printer ink is more expensive than human blood thanks i was about to buy some red ink but now i have a better alternative oh no we don't ask questions we just get the job done which one is the before pick [Music] damn girl you she with that all right i got one are you a dead body because i want to take you home and never tell anyone ever or are you ice cream cause i want to put you in my freezer and tell no one ever or are you a bag of groceries cause i would love to tie up in my car wow this new product from bad dragon looks neat i'm savage you are average i'll your beverage i used your mom as leverage she then ended our marriage because of a miscarriage longest time to spray water from the mouth imagine the water suddenly turning red your crush dies but you work at the morgue maybe still warm if she's getting cremated yeah my daughter loves to sleep with her yeah and it's the cutest thing i thought she was in a microwave learn from mommy little details like this continue to astound me hundreds of hours in the last time i was astounded by [ __ ] was the 70s for me it was 11. man dies at auckland construction site is there any such thing of good news well there's a job opening in auckland now that's good news for someone who is water and why does he make my girl wet who is and why did my dad offend him does anyone get the feeling that vader always has a giant smoke machine with him whenever he enters a scene he is the smoke machine [Music] waiter your stakes are very rare me wow that's rare girls who introduce themselves first you grilled her he looks as if he was built out of the scraps from ikea meatballs for eyes chewy and dried chicken wings for arms what's the absolute worst thing someone could whisper into your ear while you try to sleep anything i live alone we have been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty fair change spare change ma'am

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Id: X6vRbOuyeIQ

Length: 18min 12sec (1092 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 24 2021